Or you could just build a TiemMachin from a Dreamcast and Alarm Clock and travel to the future when all episodes have been made, watch them all, and come back to the present and realize that you really should have used time travel for less petty reasons.
Yes I think you might have a point there, as much as i want to know what happened, I also feel that it is also none of my business. I hope the divorce amicable though.
@@Failanth aight i have no idea how i ended up here, i havent used this account for years so i dont even remember what my initial comment was about. no need for the aggression though, its alright
@@mashtyx1997 nah he was kinda right for it. It's a little silly to act like your comment didn't deserve the response when you don't remember what you were talking about.
I was playing Life is Strange.Then I tought about how Ashley is a very good voice actress and then a new video comes out... And the video is about time traveling, just wtf
Instead of building a time machine you could have just stared into a photo of the past whilst twisting the analogue sticks to focus on the picture... oh wait we all know how that panned out
Enjoying some BBQ and notice a new HAWP episode. "Oh boy," I say to myself in excitement. "I can now forget about my real world problems." First line: "Davis is divorcing me..." *Spits Drinks*
1:17 Either someone does a very good Billy West impression, or there's an uncredited Billy West clip in there... cuz that sounds quite a bit like Frye.
Watching this after the animal crossing video hits a lot harder. Also, If only the game was this accurate. A divorce (probably involving Schala) at the beginning of the game and Chrono and the gang have to save it would change a lot of the stuff that happens.
I was hoping that when Anthony ate the cookie and started crying that he would have sobbed out, "This isn't a cookie, it's just a magnet shaped like a cookie." I love the patronized crying at the end. An excellent "fuck you" to all the shit floating around the internet pretending it ever deserved to have a comment on Anthony's personal life.
mushy85 she was dressed as lucca but if you go back and watch the pokemon unchained vid she was actually in that one, so they had this video planned back then
I loved ittt!! Also, was I the only one thinking about Tiny Tina when Ash was doing that voice around :48 ? Anyways, this was great and Happy New Year's!
I was hoping to get chrono triggered. didn't happen. but at least i'm glad you guys turned a touchy subject into a nice thing. everyone's happy now. right guys?
Technically, aren't all cookies from the past? You can't eat them until *after* they're cooked...if you eat them *before* they're cooked, they'd be cookies from the future...and they'd just be cookie dough.
For some reason this feels a bit more than a skit, given the fact they also used a HAWP to show Anthony and Davis going through the whole will you marry me thing. I want to lmao but at the same time i have a case of the feels.
Whatever, but people are overusing it so fucking much like they just discovered it, and turning a personal tragedy into a target of mockery, which is just retarded.
This episode is the reason why Ashly was Chloe in Life is Strange and not Max. Apparently if she was Max, she'd just immediately forget why she went back in time in the first place, haha.
It annoys me too. Unfortunately it is quite deliberate and part of the punchline delivery. Suddenly cutting the dialogue and contrasting it with overly loud and silly music undermines the seriousness of the scene. You'll notice HAWP episodes always end on an emotional or sensitive moment, and the music just sort of barges in suddenly and ruins everything. This episode is a bit of a weak example, but you can definitely still see what I mean at 1:55. It's the digital modern day equivalent of the 'pie in the face' gag. In fact, I believe HAWP start with these endings first, and then pick a game which will thematically lead to that ending, and the rest writes itself. Did it not occur to you that Crono Trigger is a really old and irrelevant game... but it features time travel so they can use the ending joke? There, I just ruined HAWPs episode formula for you. Happy now?
I don't know why they get divorced, I would not have known in the first place if it wasn't for the comments. But great to see the creator coping with it in a productive way: comedy.
Only Ash can make a legitimate divorce somehow funny.
_DAVIS DIVORCED ME_ is definitely my GOTY 2016.
Is that where the one cookie she was missing in the Cookie Clicker episode went?
Ashley what have you done you altered the past and now my arms gone
Have you ever wondered WHY Voltorbs have no arms?
Because Ashley messed with time. THAT'S WHY!
MrRoMaGi I used ma eyes it hurt tho
Voltorb What a soldier you are...
I salute you Voltorb!
was it your squeezing arm?
Voltorb You think that's bad? My whole town was attacked by a giant freaking tornado!
And now we play the waiting game for the next video.
So, a month?
maybe 2
Zoid3X maybe three billion
Well consider it says finale.... i think more than a month :L
Or you could just build a TiemMachin from a Dreamcast and Alarm Clock and travel to the future when all episodes have been made, watch them all, and come back to the present and realize that you really should have used time travel for less petty reasons.
There are self-deprecation jokes.
And then there's HAWP.
Probably did this just to shut up everyone who wouldn't stop talking about the divorce in the comments.
Yes I think you might have a point there, as much as i want to know what happened, I also feel that it is also none of my business. I hope the divorce amicable though.
... and they never mentioned it again! and the videos only got likes, and everyone was respectful toward Ashly's body!
"Davis divorced me"
Probably cuz u wear ur shoes in the bed Anthony
And clothes
it runs on vacuum energy, I love it!
That's very Commander Keen.
William Jakespeare I LOVE YOUR VIDS
thanks! i love theirs!
Pretty sure that's a garment steamer, not a vacuum cleaner.
so its steam powered
What the actual actual fuck, I just got of an 8 hour binge of Chrono
Trigger... Second I shut it off I get notified of this. That's fun for me.
I feel like the HAWP reviews most accurately capture the spirit of the games they review, in the most succinct amount of time.
perfect way to end a year, new HAWP
This is one of the weirdest and funniest tributes to Chrono Trigger ever. And I love it.
how to invest in 80085
Get a girl and kaboom 80008s.
Go to a strip club.
You know, it takes some balls to do this.
I am surprised you decided to do a video about this and i respect your courage. Be strong.
No more crying
Muu Too I'm not crying.
FreakinSweet1987 momma has it handled
it's just been raining... on my face.
I'm glad Anthony can take a shitty situation like this and make light of it. Kudos to 2017 bud!
Y' feel bad for HIM?
@@mashtyx1997 I"m sowwwy, did his tweets hurt your fee fees? Grow up choad.
@@Failanth aight i have no idea how i ended up here, i havent used this account for years so i dont even remember what my initial comment was about. no need for the aggression though, its alright
@@mashtyx1997 nah he was kinda right for it. It's a little silly to act like your comment didn't deserve the response when you don't remember what you were talking about.
I was playing Life is Strange.Then I tought about how Ashley is a very good voice actress and then a new video comes out... And the video is about time traveling, just wtf
Darkuz Lowell life is strange was awesome.
Darkuz Lowell OMG SAME
Darkuz Lowell. Life is strange bro, life is strange....
ahem "she's a steampunk"
isn't there a new LIS. I think it isn't voiced by Ashley but I might be wrong.
Well I'm kind of glad they at least addressed it, because I would see rumors in the comment section all the time and I never knew what was up.
Yeah, I first heard about it in the Banjo Kazooie episode.
I love this channel more than my life. It deserves more credit
...So current Ashley took the missing cookie from the Cookie Clicker episode?
Well, that explains everything.
Brick joke
Elena Gibbs That would be sweet but they show the cookie in the Pokemon Unchained episode.
Not sure if joke or 4 real.
kibateo both
kibateo sadly true 😪
kibateo true happened a long time ago first time they uploaded a video abou1it though
Instead of building a time machine you could have just stared into a photo of the past whilst twisting the analogue sticks to focus on the picture... oh wait we all know how that panned out
I hope you'll be better Anthony, take all the time you need to heal. We'll be loyal and wait
This has to be my favorite one yet I don't know why but Anthony crying at the end made me laugh so hard
last video they ever made. God I miss them.
What a great way to end the year. I love you guys.
Shh... no more tears..
Best way to bring in the new year! I love these guys sooo frick'n much!
Hey, wait a minute.
Chrono Trigger was never on Dreamcast!
Nick Piers Dreamcast was built with time travel capabilities unlike the SNES.
David Comito With all its other great features, this doesn't surprise me.
@Ouroboros but....that was Lucca
My favorite part is how at the end Anthony is still alone.
no fucking way!! they planned this all along!! i cant believe!!
Perrrrfect season finale! A great way to finish 2016! Happy New Year!
Happy New Year Ash!!! i cant want to play that new game your in but you cant talk about it yet!
Aloy Price my entire reaction to this rumor is :D
he was crying at the end because he was eating slave cookies XD
1:00 is that beta footage from Life is Strange 2?
Love you guys. hoping for lots more in the year (DON'T LET ME DOWN)
Enjoying some BBQ and notice a new HAWP episode. "Oh boy," I say to myself in excitement. "I can now forget about my real world problems."
First line: "Davis is divorcing me..." *Spits Drinks*
i know they did like some sponsored stuff or whatever after this but this feels like the final hawp episode to me at least
well that's what you get from one sided open relationships
Creep
He's not wrong. Anthony opened the relationship and by the way it's worded it appears Ashley wasn't too pump about the prospect of that.
so this is based on the truth ??
Pretty much.
i thought davis opened the relationship... you know what i dont care, not my business
I miss this shit. This is what youtube was meant for.
I am impressed that you went there.
Great, now i have the urge to re-watch all of the hawp episodes.
After all this what I really want to know is... where do I get me a sweet DeDeDe plush?
It's one of Brawl in the Family's DeDeDolls. They don't sell them anymore now that the comic is over I'm afraid.
Thanks for the heads up. I'll keep my eyes open but I'll probably have to do without.
It doesn't surprise me that ash would be playing a video game with no battery in the controller
You guys are awesome and I hope theirs more videos in the future.
I come to you from June of 2022 to let you know there have been seven more videos.
1:17
Either someone does a very good Billy West impression, or there's an uncredited Billy West clip in there... cuz that sounds quite a bit like Frye.
love the callback/easter egg with the Django video
It's like everyone forgot why we were shitting on Anthony in earlier episodes. Happy new year.
Wait....was this filmed before they *actually* got divorced, or after?
Daric Wait they are divorced for real?
yup
Hold the fucking horses, what? Wait... When? How?
Took the wii-U.
@Bryan Lane wasn't it the other way around? Saw someone say she divorced him because he was trying to force a open marriage on her.
Watching this after the animal crossing video hits a lot harder.
Also, If only the game was this accurate.
A divorce (probably involving Schala) at the beginning of the game and Chrono and the gang have to save it would change a lot of the stuff that happens.
Happy new year ashly and male ashly!
I was hoping that when Anthony ate the cookie and started crying that he would have sobbed out, "This isn't a cookie, it's just a magnet shaped like a cookie."
I love the patronized crying at the end. An excellent "fuck you" to all the shit floating around the internet pretending it ever deserved to have a comment on Anthony's personal life.
oh shit what?
This happened a long while ago.
like... a year maybe?
Pugsy hey pugsy
She was supposed to fix his marriage, but spent all her time investing in stocks and a forgot why she time-traveled. 8-P
yeah, i saw a post that said this video was actually made a year and a half ago but they waited until now to post it
once i saw her time travel outfit i was like holy shit the pokemon sketch!!!!!
really? cuz I thought Luca myself
mushy85 she was dressed as lucca but if you go back and watch the pokemon unchained vid she was actually in that one, so they had this video planned back then
cool thanks for the info. ill check it out
Sees notification oh yay chrono trigger. See beginning oh shit they finally got to addressing it.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. CHLOE PRICE IS OUR GODDESS.
But the future refused to change.
Well, at least im not Antony Burch
Nope, you're just an obesse basement dweller :D
Federico Machado for all we know, we could all be basement dwellers or not. it's a 50/50 gamble.
Obese*
Nice job Lucca! When you stop reading/writing your Marle & Ayla yuri fanfic, you can make the best Ashly Burch cosplay evar!
Thought for sure Ash was gonna hook up with Davis this ep!
Season premiere, man.
MyselfTheThird Then Anthony walks in all like "Hey Ash, Whatcha Laynin'?" and Ash be like "Your wife bitch!"
I've been waiting a whole year for this XD
Is the devorce real? im a bit slow on the uptake and i can't tell if its just part of the skit.
TheFrostyBrit yeah dont know about divorce but him and his wife split up a while ago
Yeah its real they split some time ago
They really did split up, but they don't like hate each other or anything.
a divorce is how a married couple split up....
I loved ittt!! Also, was I the only one thinking about Tiny Tina when Ash was doing that voice around :48 ? Anyways, this was great and Happy New Year's!
Going back and watching these episodes, I still can't believe Ashly voiced Aloy
I was hoping to get chrono triggered. didn't happen. but at least i'm glad you guys turned a touchy subject into a nice thing. everyone's happy now. right guys?
At least they know how to laugh at the situation lol
Heehee She used the Tiny Tina voice.
Technically, aren't all cookies from the past? You can't eat them until *after* they're cooked...if you eat them *before* they're cooked, they'd be cookies from the future...and they'd just be cookie dough.
I commenting from the future.. is a cookie truly a cookie if it hasn't been cooked?
Cool, my siblings got me this for the holidays.
But Davis was so cute. I'm gonna miss her.
Lmao this video was hilarious. They really still do got after all these years.
Honestly the most hilarious way you could've done this.
Fair play, you magnificent bastards.
There was a season of hawp?
For some reason this feels a bit more than a skit, given the fact they also used a HAWP to show Anthony and Davis going through the whole will you marry me thing. I want to lmao but at the same time i have a case of the feels.
The cookie's made with salt caramel made from Anthony's tears...
Was not expecting this.
This is incredibly accurate.
"No one should be able to wield this much... Poweeer~!"
OHHHHHHH SHEEET I did not see this coming
davis and anthony got divorced!!!??? WHY!!!??? give me the details boiii
Salvador Rea they got divorced fucking long ago
Relationship wasn't working out, tried an open relationship, she was happy with someone else.
Salvador Rea Plus in response Anthony got super jealous and tried to claim he was gay. The guy got off light.
Enthused Norseman considering it's 100% accurate yes
Whatever, but people are overusing it so fucking much like they just discovered it, and turning a personal tragedy into a target of mockery, which is just retarded.
it been a year since I watched you guys still funny
Calvin and Hobbes time machine
neat Lucca cosplay, awesome vids :)
This episode is the reason why Ashly was Chloe in Life is Strange and not Max. Apparently if she was Max, she'd just immediately forget why she went back in time in the first place, haha.
:D love the Deedeedee Plushie from Brawl in the Family!!!
Hey, at least they're able to make a fun video out of it all.
1:04 i almost cried hearing the tina coming out
Holy shit it's been at least five years since I've seen an episode of this show.
Love❤ you Ashley Burch...So Damn Kreative!!!
Finally! New episode!
but... the future refused to change...
Yay!
Just an observation, the music seems 800x louder than any of the dialogue
That's annoyed me for a long damn time.
It annoys me too. Unfortunately it is quite deliberate and part of the punchline delivery. Suddenly cutting the dialogue and contrasting it with overly loud and silly music undermines the seriousness of the scene. You'll notice HAWP episodes always end on an emotional or sensitive moment, and the music just sort of barges in suddenly and ruins everything. This episode is a bit of a weak example, but you can definitely still see what I mean at 1:55. It's the digital modern day equivalent of the 'pie in the face' gag. In fact, I believe HAWP start with these endings first, and then pick a game which will thematically lead to that ending, and the rest writes itself. Did it not occur to you that Crono Trigger is a really old and irrelevant game... but it features time travel so they can use the ending joke? There, I just ruined HAWPs episode formula for you. Happy now?
Next episode will be in 2018.
Man, I love Lucca! Dat Green Dream doe
Only Max Caulfield can properly reverse time, Chloe!
I don't know why they get divorced, I would not have known in the first place if it wasn't for the comments. But great to see the creator coping with it in a productive way: comedy.
happy new year!!! feliz ano novo!!!