Be’Lakor, Master of Cheating at Card Games

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024

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  • @grave8065
    @grave8065 Год назад +987

    Be'Lakor has the rare honor of being blessed by all four Chaos Gods. This includes Nurgle, God of Disease and Decay. So you're right he probably do be a little rank.

    • @parkerdixon-word6295
      @parkerdixon-word6295 Год назад +172

      On the flip side, that means he is also blessed by slaanesh, which means he can canonically get it, just not by anyone with good taste.

    • @MomirViggwilv
      @MomirViggwilv Год назад +36

      But he's also blessed by Slaanesh, so you know he's good in bed

    • @richards5855
      @richards5855 Год назад +70

      @@MomirViggwilv But being blessed by Slaanesh, he's no doubt going to subject you to some shit that'll land both of you in jail and you specifically in years of therapy.

    • @Leivve
      @Leivve Год назад +23

      In 40k canon, he's also the only non-primarch to be a Demon Prince of Chaos Undivided.

    • @purgeutopia8696
      @purgeutopia8696 Год назад

      ​@@LeivveYou forget the new guy Vashtorr.

  • @Ace-vz8vk
    @Ace-vz8vk Год назад +357

    Once again hoping to see Koma the Cosmos Serpent get the roast he so obviously deserves.

    • @collinbeal
      @collinbeal Год назад +3

      It's dead already. The disrespect 😂

    • @fenixmeaney6170
      @fenixmeaney6170 Год назад +8

      ​@@collinbealso is a rotisserie chicken. To roast it ALIVE would be animal cruelty.

    • @Pluto137
      @Pluto137 Год назад

      Hey man
      Anything over 6 mana is gonna be busted

    • @nicholasbenson5880
      @nicholasbenson5880 Год назад +2

      Koma is the most roastable card ever

  • @bubbly4242
    @bubbly4242 Год назад +219

    Be'Lakor has a special place in my heart as my best commander win was with only him and mirror march on the board, and proceeded to win 8 coin flips in a row

  • @Kyl0_ben
    @Kyl0_ben Год назад +131

    Be’lakor as a commander with Archfiend of Despair in the 99 as an additional knife twist. Hit them for everything by dropping Changelings and Demons, *and* make sure they can’t regain lost life.

    • @Mr.Mosquito89
      @Mr.Mosquito89 Год назад +11

      to say nothing of the giggly joy of doing Timmy shit like throwing in Sower of Discord on top of Archfiend

    • @MaddDogg316
      @MaddDogg316 11 месяцев назад +1

      And I have both. 😈

    • @necrosisofphilosophy5247
      @necrosisofphilosophy5247 9 месяцев назад

      Im currently building him with Gyruda, Doom of Depths
      As a companion, the goal is to cycle my grave back into my deck with as many even costed copy creatures as possible

  • @Omniette
    @Omniette Год назад +53

    This man has single handedly made me spend more money on the game than wotc themselves has in the past month

  • @bricecart6148
    @bricecart6148 Год назад +40

    You're running from Zethi, Mald. I know you fear her
    Enter her loving embrace and GIMME the ROAST

  • @OrpheusSpyros5
    @OrpheusSpyros5 Год назад +62

    Now i don't normally play these colors together, but I'm starting to like what i see and that's Scary ....

    • @maldhound
      @maldhound  Год назад +32

      Join the team friend

    • @OrpheusSpyros5
      @OrpheusSpyros5 Год назад +7

      @@maldhound ....but I like Living In Hobbiton... *Bites nails in indecision*

    • @sy-py
      @sy-py Год назад +3

      @@OrpheusSpyros5 Luke... Join me on the dark side of the Force

    • @Mr.Mosquito89
      @Mr.Mosquito89 Год назад +11

      Oh, darling, Grixis is delicious. It's all the flavors of the painbow, if you made Skittles out of tears and kidneystones you inflicted on others.

    • @apocalypticsword5524
      @apocalypticsword5524 Год назад

      @@OrpheusSpyros5 Come to the dark side (grixis) we have cookies, and war crimes.

  • @TeamCardgaming
    @TeamCardgaming Год назад +21

    The funniest interaction is copying Belakor with "Rite of Replication" five times. The legend rule applies but all the triggers are on the stack, drawing you 1 card 5 times, since only one Belakor stayed on the battlefield, but 5 Belakors saw 4 other belakors coming in and the original saw 5 belakors coming in. It actually doesn't matter that the other Belakors did not stay on the battlefield.
    Now we can do the math. The 5 copies deal 4 times 6 damage each at a target of your choice. The original will deal 5 times 6 damage at a target of your choice.
    5 * 4 * 6 + 5 * 6 = 150 damage that you shoot in everyones faces (except your own of course). In a round of 4 players with no lifegain deck involved, this almost always wins the game after your opponents figured out the math and probably all searched up the ruling for this interaction😂
    Now what is even funnier is that I personally could have lost two times because of two different players who could have targeted my Belakor on the board (one did - that is why I know this interaction)😂

    • @MaddDogg316
      @MaddDogg316 11 месяцев назад +7

      I wanted to try this combo but I needed confirmation that it worked the way I thought. Thanks for the confirmation. 😈

    • @dispozablehero9829
      @dispozablehero9829 8 месяцев назад +4

      Now imagine a Panharmonicon, warstorm surge, and bloodletter of Aclazotz on the field. 60 triggers of 12 damage a piece. 720 damage to spread around as you please

  • @TheBloodswordsman
    @TheBloodswordsman Год назад +17

    My newest favourite comander is one I didn't even know existed, until this week, Maeve Insidious Singer. She is both heaven and hell in a single card. She does the Lord's work and goads but also draws card - in mono blue. Also, prove to me you aren't a coward Mald. Tell me that she can get it.

  • @ackbarreserve
    @ackbarreserve Год назад +76

    I have two words for y'all: Conjurer's Closet.
    What you want more words? How about Rakdos, the Showstopper or Demon of Dark Schemes?
    "Oh but they're all so costly, how are you gonna pay for all of that?" I WON'T. Herald of Slaanesh tooting their incredibly queer Heralds Horn, as an Urza's Incubator operated by a Dream Devourer tells you another three words: Rakdos, Lords of Riots. Do you understand that if you play Lord of Riots with Belly Boy out everything else you are going to play is gonna cost litterally only colored mana? HOW'S THAT FOR TAX EVASION!? NOT ENOUGH?! SNEAK ATTACK!
    "Oh but we'll remove your pieces, after all it's only one or two big monsters" my brother in Tzeentch, I'm playing BLACK, BLUE AND RED, do you think I'm not putting as much reanimation and duplication effects as I can feasibly cram in my deck? The moment you see me play Mirror March or Molten Echoes or Reflections of Littjara you better come prepared with an enchant removal or you're about to learn that legendary copies of Belly Boy see each other in play before I have to choose which to keep (that means extra cards and one whole trigger of the second ability).
    Also, remember that nice one tittied crab "lady" from before, the Herald of Slaanesh? Their Seeker steed ain't for show every demon in existence gets so depravely aroused by that thing flanks, they'll get haste so that they can charge forward like a bunch of derangered bronies at a furry convention, and that's how Slaanesh likes it.

    • @tartarustrommler5454
      @tartarustrommler5454 Год назад +4

      Why does this sound like a Vex post?

    • @robertharp16
      @robertharp16 Год назад +5

      ​@@tartarustrommler5454he do be speaking facts tho

    • @tartarustrommler5454
      @tartarustrommler5454 Год назад +6

      @@robertharp16 I feel like it would have a stronger impact if it was written in letters cut out from mtg cards. Sadly not possible in youtube comments.

    • @DefconLives
      @DefconLives Год назад +2

      This is exactly how I play him and when all of those monstrously hard ETB demons, only balanced by their massive mana costs, start dropping in threesomes of death and terror of only a grand total of 2 mana per demon they will know fear. If you think I will refrain from getting as many goddamn tutors from Burning Runes then reanimate whatever you dumped yall got another thing coming

    • @apocalypticsword5524
      @apocalypticsword5524 Год назад +3

      Should also run a Semblance Anvil, cause why not? Also I love playing this deck with Reaper from the Abyss. it's such a joy to end almost every turn by saying, hmmmm I wonder what I want to destroy this turn?

  • @TheJackolantern1
    @TheJackolantern1 Год назад +5

    This thing does everything blue, black, and red want. And that's equal parts terrifying and tempting. Azorious Gods please save my soul. I'm having a priest from Hunchback of Notre Dame moment.

    • @valryu8072
      @valryu8072 2 месяца назад

      Beata Ephara, you know I'm so much purer than
      The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.
      Then tell, Ephara, why I see him flying there?
      Why his demonic burn still scorch my soul?
      I feel him, I see him

  • @sgt.zacharyrothschild5280
    @sgt.zacharyrothschild5280 Год назад +3

    Good laugh as usual, I'm still gonna keep asking for a glissa, the traitor.

  • @christopherwilson7410
    @christopherwilson7410 Год назад +2

    That bouncy castle analogy bringing back repressed memories oh my God 😂

  • @vespersea
    @vespersea Год назад +1

    that was a "but..." at the end and you cant convince me otherwise

  • @tsqaured5709
    @tsqaured5709 11 месяцев назад +3

    Me looking at my swarmlord deck: Man i am so surprised he hasn't talked bout you, you Near reskin of slivers.

  • @ireneshelton3661
    @ireneshelton3661 Год назад +2

    These videos are the only thing keeping me sane, keep em coming!

  • @notnubilous3804
    @notnubilous3804 Год назад +1

    Waiting on a Sen Triplets roast for 8 months now, coincidently the same amount of time I've been playing my opponents hands for.

  • @VihnNem
    @VihnNem Год назад +2

    13 days of halloween but its the 13 doctors. And also there's more than 13 and skewed by a few days

  • @s4ad0wpi
    @s4ad0wpi Год назад +2

    I can't wait for you to start doing the Doctor Who Commanders!

  • @ColorfulHelices
    @ColorfulHelices Год назад +1

    I love how you sound SLIGHTLY less energetic or enthusiastic
    But instead of "tired" it's "fucking sick" of the things they put on cards lol

  • @ThePhiRexian
    @ThePhiRexian Год назад +2

    Some day Zacama will get her due respect in this house as the menace she is

  • @SpencerCJ
    @SpencerCJ Год назад +1

    Was hoping we could mention the silly silly nuke the card becomes the moment you make any duplicates of it

  • @Queuexdodge
    @Queuexdodge 10 месяцев назад +1

    be'lakor is not drawing the entire deck, he's casting rite of replication and dealing 180 damage to any target.

  • @thomashuang1362
    @thomashuang1362 Год назад +1

    Yeah baybee it's the boss rush commander. When I play with him, I spit out so many demons you start to wonder whether we're playing magic or you got transported to hell.

  • @kiwi_commander
    @kiwi_commander 11 месяцев назад +5

    I would love to hear a review of Liesa, Shroud of Dusk. She is my favorite commander.

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 11 месяцев назад +1

    I have lovingly named my Bel’alor Deck “Warhammer DxD”.

  • @epicyoung
    @epicyoung 7 месяцев назад +1

    Won a game recently with Be'lakor by having Reflections of Littjara out. I'm at 3 life, I cast him, make a copy which enters first, draw 2 cards and lose 2 life (because something else was out idk) so we're both at 1 life, second Be'lakor ETB's, two triggers on the stack and I sac the copy, shoot face for 6 and win with my own death on the stack. Forever my favorite commander. And color combo. And tribe. He's the best

  • @jonathanhilton7265
    @jonathanhilton7265 Год назад +1

    Attempt number 5 for a Renari, Merchant of Marvels roast. She may not be busted like Be'lakor but she is very funny.

  • @ryantinga790
    @ryantinga790 Год назад +1

    Alright, you've hit a lot of my high note wants. Obby, Belly, now where be the Greven Roast?! Give us the Predator Captain!

  • @GoldenCommentator
    @GoldenCommentator Год назад +5

    I can't believe you did a roast on Belakor and somehow left out the degenerate fact he and rite of replication are a 2 card 150 damage kill combo.

    • @HeraldOfOpera
      @HeraldOfOpera Год назад +3

      Yeah, in a normal four player game of Commander that just straight-up kills the whole table.

    • @DNSfeatchamper
      @DNSfeatchamper 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@HeraldOfOpera its almost too cheesy but then again if you let me untap with my commander alive and i have 9 mana, i think it's fair if i go for the win. There is much cheesier stuff out there

  • @NovaZero100
    @NovaZero100 Год назад +2

    New day, more begging for Eriette to get her day.

  • @adenahmadi3212
    @adenahmadi3212 Год назад +5

    based 40k commander review

  • @drakefire6675
    @drakefire6675 Год назад +1

    You're so close to doing a Magnus the Red toast, I can taste it!

  • @TheMETALLICAFAN999
    @TheMETALLICAFAN999 Год назад +1

    Sun Quan, Lord of Wu! Need to hear the take on horsemanship

  • @jakehodge8324
    @jakehodge8324 Год назад +2

    The real kicker is you can cast rite of replecation on him and end games immediately

  • @superkeaton9912
    @superkeaton9912 Год назад +1

    Be'Lakor currently helms my demon tribal edh deck. Flickering in demons from other game properties to blow up the board is fun as hell.

  • @LionAzul
    @LionAzul Год назад +2

    I would like to note how fast Mald just casually was like "Oh we're too good for feet? Nobody told me. 🍵"

    • @BalooSJ
      @BalooSJ 10 месяцев назад

      Sounds like someone needs a chat with Rob Liefeld.

  • @aethertech
    @aethertech Год назад +3

    I would 100% run this in my Grixis tribal OG Nicol Bolas deck. (all non-lands are multicolor cards only.)

  • @lavenderwalrus9875
    @lavenderwalrus9875 Год назад +1

    Congrats on the 60th commander roast

  • @jcprofit
    @jcprofit Год назад +4

    I don’t know if you’ve done one for it yet, but I’d love you to roast the goat Raphael. He’s my favorite deck at the moment and I’d love to see you tear into him.

  • @joshuaspector8182
    @joshuaspector8182 9 месяцев назад +1

    Also demons are real good at having absurd power for low cost because they come with “drawback.” 😂

  • @cygnusx-1256
    @cygnusx-1256 Год назад +1

    "he looks like he smells bad" haha

  • @camerongilbert1257
    @camerongilbert1257 Год назад +2

    I need you to understand, my friend, how Rite of Replication absolutely makes this card stupid good

  • @vanatrix1942
    @vanatrix1942 Год назад +1

    I need to see some roasts of the Doctor Who Legendaries

  • @v1v10rnitier
    @v1v10rnitier Год назад +2

    Asking for The MASTER, multiplied. Who makes Kikijiki a terror.

  • @codeofzero1
    @codeofzero1 Год назад +1

    Know to be fair the most math we warhammer plays do is how many dice equals a hit or miss but some armies (hi ork) thriwy buckets of dice bet attack

  • @jojo77567
    @jojo77567 Год назад +4

    Please do Obeka, Brute Chrinologist ! ❤

  • @99JDT
    @99JDT Год назад +1

    I must have a Gargos roast, good sir. Please.

  • @liamcivil5978
    @liamcivil5978 11 месяцев назад +2

    Hoping too see a take on Ghyrson starn, kelermorph letting his 3 arms and 3 guns turn little guys with 1 power suddenly into 3

  • @apocalypticsword5524
    @apocalypticsword5524 Год назад +3

    My Belakor doesnt gain life at all. It has no room for it, I just accept that that is the 'cost' for this particular demon, (you know since summoning a demon always has a 'price'). And yes I have indeed died to my own Belakors ETB, though only while having reflections of litjara.
    Also Mald I humbly submit my 19th request for the Roast of Saskia, The Unyielding.

  • @prestontrammell9907
    @prestontrammell9907 11 месяцев назад +2

    I can’t believe you made the joke about this card making you do math without mentioning Be’lakor getting targeted by a kicked Rite of Replication.

  • @LordZurkov
    @LordZurkov Год назад +11

    Excuse me sir, did you imply that flickers are the problem when Rite of Replication exists? Just the one spell means the table eats 150 damage.
    The 5 copies see 4 others enter, the original sees all 5, and every trigger deals 6 damage. (5x4+5)x6=150
    They get legend ruled, but all that nonsense still triggers.

    • @ChaosMind10531
      @ChaosMind10531 Год назад

      Who cares about the legend rule when it basically nukes the table... No one is alive to protest... XD

    • @whynot-lv8dt
      @whynot-lv8dt Год назад

      Wouldn't you also run the risk of killing yourself because you'd have to draw 30 cards and pay 30 life at minimum? Or are you able to resolve all of the ability 2 triggers before resolving any of the ability 1 triggers?

    • @matthewcapaldi
      @matthewcapaldi Год назад +1

      They are all ETB triggers, and they all go on the stack at the same time since all the copies enter simultaneously. So you can put them on the stack in any order. So you would just deal the damage to your opponents first, and hopefully win, before having to take damage/draw cards yourself

    • @Kestral287
      @Kestral287 Год назад +6

      @@whynot-lv8dt You don't actually draw and pay 30 anyway. That ability checks what X is at resolution, and you'll legend rule your stuff away before resolving any triggers. So unless you're bypassing the legend rule, it's usually draw 5 lose 5. Pretty manageable.

    • @whynot-lv8dt
      @whynot-lv8dt Год назад +1

      @@Kestral287 Ah, I see, thanks for clearing that up for me

  • @LadyCorvia
    @LadyCorvia Год назад +1

    Yiure correct about the blue getting demons in and out, but also dint forget reds contribution here, iwch will mostly consist of "what? 5 damage? No i meant 10 sorry, oh no wait it gets doubled twice, so 20 oh and you get pinged for 4 as well"

  • @Blu_Moon_Owl
    @Blu_Moon_Owl Год назад +3

    I am once again asking you to do one for Ranar, the Ever Watchful whenever you get the chance

  • @kanvaros4451
    @kanvaros4451 Год назад +12

    Just got back from therapy ! Glad to be 4 weeks without incident !!! Hoping to get Progenitus eventually ‘ I love these they are one of the things that keeps me going

  • @TheTransforcer
    @TheTransforcer 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m happy there finally demon tribal. Not that I will use demon tribal ever but sometimes I think it would be fun.

  • @shanedutton888
    @shanedutton888 Год назад +2

    Would love to hear your thoughts on Sidisi, Brood Tyrant!

    • @collinbeal
      @collinbeal Год назад

      I've never played her before, but I'm so fuckin' pumped to get her on Arena in a matter of months. I'm gonna make so many zombies 🧟‍♂️

  • @donnewsom6754
    @donnewsom6754 Год назад

    It is Sunday so I must preach of Zo-Zu

  • @rats_and_lilies
    @rats_and_lilies Год назад +1

    Still waiting on a roast for Alesha, ngl.

  • @mon_sivid_
    @mon_sivid_ Год назад +2

    i gotta keep askin for mairsil's dog ass, craziest abilty on almost any card ive seen.

    • @cosmosveil9355
      @cosmosveil9355 Год назад +1

      I've been on the Mairsil life for 4 years now so I'm seconding this. He seems incredibly roastable.

    • @mon_sivid_
      @mon_sivid_ Год назад

      @@cosmosveil9355 tree of perdition need i say more

  • @Bullderdash
    @Bullderdash Год назад

    Excellently done. Would be willing to do a roast of Urtet and the rest of the myr tribe?

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 Год назад

    Be'lakor is powered by psychic warp farts

  • @josephdurgan7030
    @josephdurgan7030 Год назад

    Uhh, Etali, lightnin' mother. (No gruul)

  • @zpinkerton7946
    @zpinkerton7946 Год назад

    Our quest to hear your two cents on Urtet continues!

  • @brianrosenthalbudack
    @brianrosenthalbudack Год назад +1

    This is my demon shotgun deck and its DOPE.

  • @yodilla1714
    @yodilla1714 Год назад

    Whip of erebos (for the kink inclined)
    And
    Rite of Replication (because everyone wants 6 of their high school bullies to point and laugh at them in gym)

  • @andrealanzoni8894
    @andrealanzoni8894 11 месяцев назад

    Belakor + Gyruda = Fucking Amazing

  • @nikomarmanis7705
    @nikomarmanis7705 9 месяцев назад

    Second honestly feeble attempt at getting you to do Riku of 2 Reflections considering how much I love him as a commander and how much he exemplifies the fatal flaw of any Temur commander:
    They’re removed on sight because if they aren’t the table regrets it ishmmediately

  • @redwillow1853
    @redwillow1853 11 месяцев назад

    Mald may say Be'lakor can't get it... But we all know he's into that freaky deaky Slaanesh worship.

  • @jakexenon5499
    @jakexenon5499 Год назад

    May I please get an episode with Marton Stromgald. I need him to be known

  • @patrickoverstreet2372
    @patrickoverstreet2372 Год назад

    I beg and plead for my lord and savior Ur-Dragon

  • @ZKtheMAN
    @ZKtheMAN Год назад

    Yo this one had Maldy HEATED holy _SHIT_

  • @Odincdaj522004
    @Odincdaj522004 Год назад

    Another request for Jhoira, Ageless Innovator -- an experienced redhead with free toys and technical expertise

  • @pigg1619
    @pigg1619 Год назад +1

    Back for day 3 of asking for a Kenessos, Priest of Thassa roast

  • @WynterPhenix
    @WynterPhenix Год назад

    Still want a Cadira, Caller of The Small. She is a fuzzy death nobody sees coming until it's too late.

  • @sarahross975
    @sarahross975 Год назад +1

    If you do Sen Triplets then i will literally
    Uh
    Be happy that you roasted Sen Triplets

  • @elkornu8
    @elkornu8 Год назад

    That’s my latest commander!!! I love him!!!

  • @voidstorm6225
    @voidstorm6225 Год назад +1

    Do Magnus the Red next!!

  • @vahnvega1990
    @vahnvega1990 Год назад

    Four words: Jetmir, Nexus of Revels. If you say he can't get it you're lying to yourself.

  • @stripeybag6977
    @stripeybag6977 Год назад +1

    Either Nashi would be nice to see, Moon's Scion or Legacy

  • @ShadowAgent94
    @ShadowAgent94 Год назад

    Looking forward to Sephara Sky's Blade.

  • @seanmacwilliams1823
    @seanmacwilliams1823 Год назад

    Wanting to see what ya gotta say about zhulodok and them double cascades

  • @zacharybutler5944
    @zacharybutler5944 Год назад +1

    It'd be awesome to see a blue player's reaction to Ruric Thar.

  • @Sov92
    @Sov92 Год назад

    Kenrith, the Returned King

  • @victhefoxygamer_6180
    @victhefoxygamer_6180 Год назад

    This is the most Grixis Card Ive sever seen in my life

  • @donnietidwell965
    @donnietidwell965 Год назад

    When u blink and reanimate in the same deck with etb triggers you might just win the game

  • @sokin8576
    @sokin8576 Год назад

    Can you do repear king? Want to give my friends some materials to use.

  • @ghostwithknife416
    @ghostwithknife416 11 месяцев назад

    I'm just saying I'm rather curious his thoughts on the 10th Doctor or any of the new Who commanders.

  • @JVarley9001
    @JVarley9001 4 месяца назад

    "I guess we're all too good for feet now" As a Warhammer player, no. You have no idea how many carefully sculpted bare feet are on those models.

  • @Preaplanes
    @Preaplanes Год назад

    "He looks like he smells bad. Bu-" *video ends*
    But what? But WHAT, damn you!

  • @Fralexion
    @Fralexion Год назад

    Thoughts on New Capenna's greatest catgirl idol, Kitt Kanto?

  • @theWavesinger
    @theWavesinger Год назад

    I play Bel'akor as my main commander, and I enjoy the insults. I enjoy the suffering of my enemies >:)

  • @Naitrodex
    @Naitrodex Год назад

    Rocco, Street Chef next please!

  • @ArcusArmis19
    @ArcusArmis19 Год назад

    Damn i shoulda asked for Brudiclad on my birthday last week lmao

  • @nath28king
    @nath28king 11 месяцев назад

    Heyyyyy, how about roasting my Angelic girl Feather, the Redeemed!

  • @MikaelVoldaren
    @MikaelVoldaren Год назад +1

    Be'lakor is my boi

  • @LSNiGhtStalker
    @LSNiGhtStalker Год назад

    please do Zabaz! the best commander you've never played against

  • @vuhuynh4995
    @vuhuynh4995 Год назад

    What do you think about Jinnie Fay?

  • @liamjensen2025
    @liamjensen2025 Год назад +1

    You should do sliver overlord next :)

  • @LealEspeon
    @LealEspeon Год назад

    Rite of replication. That’s all I’m gonna say