@@RackzzOnn yeah they been rapping about this shit for years kasher took down all of his old videos. Yall dont get to say if its bad or not yall just got here!!!!
God Bless everybody reading this God Loves y’all🙌🏽✝️❤️🙏🏽 God Bless you and your Family and make sure to give Glory to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and put your Trust, Faith, and Love into him and believe Jesus Christ is Lord and is the Son of Our Most High God🙌🏽❤️
God Bless everybody reading this God Loves y’all🙌🏽✝️❤️🙏🏽 God Bless you and your Family and make sure to give Glory to Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and put your Trust, Faith, and Love into him and believe Jesus Christ is Lord and is the Son of Our Most High God🙌🏽❤️
I ran from a bill once too, but only because i was too lazy to come back after the weekend with cash cus they didn't take card 😂 and worst part is I'm a barber myself now
"It cost fifty to get a cigarette, he had twenty-five cents It cost a hundred to pay her water bill, she had twenty-five dollars It cost twenty to get a one-seven, he had fifteen dollars It cost thirty to get a haircut, Teejay still ain't got one" This how they teach economics in the hood lol EDIT: Oh sheit, this blew up, check out my mixtape
This probably the funniest shit I heard all year.
FACTS!
😐
Naw fr
this nigga hell 0:24
Ong
2:46 he rhymes truck with truck 6 times... masterpiece
and then later rhymes degree and degree
then dollars with burger
and then says van instead😭
he rhymes krispy kreme with krispy kreme bruh
3:40 they rhyme one with one like 3 times
1:30 rhyming cancer with cancer
literally a pair of black af1 having a conversation
Offf Top lmfaoo
On god!
best comment on this video😂
😭😭
Fr
1:03 you can hear him laughing
They both did
they sound like they arguing about who had a worse day
Carlos Green brah I just had a long ass day and that just made me laugh like shit lmaoo.. you the man dawg 😂💯
True
Bruuuh this made me weeak asf no cap. Ohhhh tay6 🤣🤣😭
Jaylen Johnson Ion remember askin
The Best Day*
“I scamed a Spanish man, he was Mexican”
Best lyric of 2020
Lmaooo
Bars!
😂😂😂
here before 1K likes
ً oh god this isn’t a spelling class
this ain’t even rapping, they deadass just stating all their felonies
hey bro it is what it is
😂😂😂😂😂 still fire but fr it sound like they explained they day
they are rapping their felonies
There just saying stuff it's not what they really do but they do scam
@@RackzzOnn yeah they been rapping about this shit for years kasher took down all of his old videos. Yall dont get to say if its bad or not yall just got here!!!!
3:49 is the most inspirational line I have ever heard in any song
*Improvised*
“couldn’t find no other drugs around so now i’m smoking crack” i’m literally in tears😭😭😭
Same
Why are you sad
Arsha Nijah ruclips.net/video/_204YaSI58M/видео.html Listen To This🔥🔥🔥🔥
Arsha Nijah 😂
I felt that
Their verses get more intense each minute 💀
Yessir
No shit
Their verses get more interesting each minute🤣
Now I’m smoking crack
frrr lmoaoa shit funny asl
THIS SONG IS 5 MINUTES BUT IT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY
Bruh, I watched this shit and it felt like one minute. I looked at the time and I thought I time traveled.
Connor Man lmaoooo
1000th like
because they ain’t even rapping💯😂😂😭😭
DeeTheSenju_YT day m
1:43 hands down, one of the best bars this world has ever seen
I wish I could 😂
Raymen noodles 😭
"Raymen noodles" LMAOO
Y'all eat pizza rolls
shit had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Im done💀 "i just slapped tf outta my cousin and took his toster strudel"
He bullyin all his cousins💀💀
He don't get invited to family reunion no more
rick
teejayx6 “mom can i go to the family reunion”
his mom “hell nah!”
ong😂 he hate his lil bisexual cousin
Kid Ugly 🔥🔥🔥 ruclips.net/video/Olpi4m7bQZw/видео.html
the toaster strudel part had me laughing my ass off 💀
*this song like 30 minutes*
This song a whole movie
lool absolutely true
my dad finna come back before this song finishes
We finna be on round 103 of 2020 before the song ends.
Its just so shitty it feels like it takes an hour to finish
scam rap is literally the best rap genre it's not even close
scam rap
Detroit
@@Nuskusame cant have shit in it
@@spritepine5345 lol true
@@spritepine5345 lol true
We makin it outta the dementia center with this one
😂😂😂
Username checks out
Average Nagito pfp comment
heh you could say that again
heh you could say that again
3:40 THEYRE ACTUALLY HAVING A CONVERSATION
Roman 😭
“Free my homie he didnt do nothing”
the homie:
Gold
Best comment
Committing all the felonies in the book
@@billyjoe8185 Nah bro they adding. Tryna help the law homies
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Teejay:"u know anything that ryhmes with truck?"
Kasher:"How bout truck"
daprofessor 12 ruclips.net/video/_204YaSI58M/видео.html Listen To This🔥🔥🔥🔥
lost it haha
Teejay: Anything else?
Kasher: hmmm… how about truck
These guys walked so Yuno Miles could run
fr 💀
This was yuno miles before yuno miles
Rio and Mike*
I literally thought this exact thing watching this 😂
Straight ripped
Teejay and kasher Quon end their bars like *THIS!*
Underrated comment💀
I love nick But I don’t like you I swear they do that all the TIME it’s so crazy how they RYME
@tusnij Just sold my cousin for 5 dollars she only seven *TEEN*
Eiahfou I feel weird I’m off the *LEAN*
KAKASHI HATAKE Why you asking me to stop scammin, what you MEAN?
they rhymed “truck” 6 times in a row
Yea them shots be funny asl
I C E C R E A M T R U C K
Ye bars nigga
2:48
Rummler IF bars
90% percent of teejay and kasher lyrics start with “i just”
Nah fr😂
You meant 95%
And “I’m finna”
melonie Whitley how 😂
melonie Whitley it’s a joke
its hard to believe how many wild things came from this one song
2:01 they started snapping 😭😭
We're entering the new golden age of rap
XD
Cursed Corner “Just beat up a kindergarten cause he was 5”😂
WRN_Retro “F*ck with a sick b*tch now I got a cold”
We were already inside that bruh
Cursed Corner syrup 2 now
"It cost 30 to get a haircut and Teejay still ain't got one."
😭😭😭😭
*read dis shit as it went😭*
"You kno i scammed all my barbers i cant even get one!" lmaooooo
Where they cutting heads for 30$!? 😂 it’s like 15 where I’m from.
"boy yo shit trifling u need to go and get one!"
This is legitimately the funniest song I’ve ever heard
seriously every bar is better, funnier and dumber than the last and i fuckin love it
"I just saw a crackhead tryna fuck a racoon" 😅😅😅
these are the silliest and goofiest bars
THE WAY HE HELD UP THE PICKLE 💀💀
he look so proud of it bruh😭
🥒
🤌
he held pickle rick
aha facts 🥶
bro really said "🥒😃"
“Wouldnt it be funny if we just said some random shit over a beat”
Theyve akways rapped like dat
Bruh this shit aint random ong😂
🤣🤣🤣
They just reciting everything they getting charged for 💀
Lol
They rhymed "Ice Cream Truck" with "Ice Cream Truck" and then "Ice Cream Truck" with "U Haul Truck" right after
Bruh you can tell they having fun😭😭😭
ong😂
stg they had way to much fun making this
“Bro your shit looking trif”
Thank god someone is, gives an excuse why it feels like a recent adam Sandler movie
It's extremely random but I find it entertaining because you can tell they're having fun
He rhymed cancer with cancer and people still have the audacity to say he’s not better than Tupac 🗣💯
Ikr🙄
Facts
He rhymed cream with cream a lyrical genius
your forgot when he rhymed truck 6 times in a row
@@cosmiclasagna1125 and Vegas 3 times
this song feels way longer than 5 minutes 😭
Facts, it feels 15 seconds longer than 5 minutes
fr LOL
@@spencerj9660 lmao
it felt like 5 hours
yes
3:40 why he roast TeeJay like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
4:02 These are the only men alive who can rhyme Vegas with itself three times in a row
“I jus tried to hang Myself in the *BATHROOM* “ I felt that
When they be exaggerating shut it’s so funny
same
U good?
2:44 *Boosie* : I felt that
Lmaooooo 😭😭😭😂
I always come back here for a laugh lol
It’s the beat constantly rising under their flows that’s the funniest 💀
2:25 I lost it bruh 😂😂
LOL
Teejayx6: “I just scammed a single parent mother for enfamil”
Everyone in the studio: 🤨
@Jeremy Ross he scammed all his barbers...
That line was so fucked 🤣
ruclips.net/video/-Rf6rA2r-GA/видео.html
robbed my lil cousin cause I found out he bisexual
Everyone in the studio: 😯 -> 😦 -> 😐
@@azucanika5720 i would too
pray for teejay's cousin, he been thru a lot
1 like - 1 prayer
It his cousin fault for keep trusting him 😭😭
Nah dat nigga bi
@@freshswagga100 still, a bit abuse for a family member
Moviestarr ruclips.net/video/_204YaSI58M/видео.html Listen To This🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@freshswagga100 So?
These guys are the Pac and Big of our generation. Truly empowering. ✊
Nah, i appreciate theire work but you can't compare them to Biggie and Pac.
@@bigaz005yh u can
@@bigaz005yeah… TeeJay n Kasher r better
3:49 that shit hits deep 😔✊🏾
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
Fr
This duo is like a Jordan and a Pippin
Nah this the new Generation MLK and Malcolm X
Aiden Sarrazin LOL
🅱️ynamic 🅱️uo for a reason 😂😂
Naruto and Sasuke type duo too 🤣
"Trust me bro, this will get us out the hood 🙏💯"
😂😂😂
@@davidverde916 didn't he get signed for a million, what
It's funny cause it did 😂
It did 😭
@@logik5549 he broke again lol
Beats any stand-up comedy act ever
Every line they rap ends with “!!!”
Lmao dawg I’m rollin. Niggas said ⚠️⚠️⚠️
@@freebriccs6134 AHHAHAHAHHA
😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂
“Heard you broke as hell in the crib eating pizza roll” *pauses then proceeds to take a bite of pizza roll*
😂😂😂😂
Lmao be feeling the song then next thing you know you hate your life 💀😂
Damn I’m broke and I ate pizza rolls today
Cap who bites pizza rolls mans gonna have a burnt ass chin when that shit squirt
On bro!!!😂💀
“I’m finnuh go to jail I jus ran over a pedestrian” 😭😭😭💀
Tariq Omeezy 🔥🔥🔥 ruclips.net/video/Olpi4m7bQZw/видео.html
“they wouldn’t let me perform my song so I shot up the arena” 😭😭 actual tears streaming down my eyes as I type this
😭😭😭😭😭
“He went to jail for a hour and turned to a FRUIT LOOP”
I just tried to hang myself in the BATHROOM!
@CurlyHeadMonty 2 really nigga
@Mar mcCoy nigga u WEIRD
Mar mcCoy Bad joke
@@user-mp3ii7fq2w that's how his bars be tho lmao
1:03 bar of the year 🔥
Ong
what a good samaritan he is
“I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem” 😭😭😭😭
😭😭😭😭😭 shit had me rolling
Mike wang Wang 😂😂😂
Shit had me dead
“Suck my lil cousin weewee” 😭😭
Popped the nigga outside the Walmart then fleed the scene
Pac and B.I.G. reincarnated into these two legends
Bro I cant imagine his sleepovers with his cousins when he was little
Listen to donkey fart
😭🤡🤡
Listen to Dymanic Slatt , that’s basically what it what sound like
Teejay make sure that none his cousins come out da closet 😹😹
Memetime obviously
This is the greatest thing that will ever exist.
Better than the first
Clay Soggyfries hell nah
keynan mac hell yea , it’s 💯 better
First way better I fw it tho
“Couldn’t find no other drugs around, so now I’m smoking CRACK!”
coulda ended the song there
Fuego ACE i hope he not serious 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Reecewannabefamous he probably not
TAP IN WIT ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR FIRE ASS SAUCE LETS GET SUM MONEY !! TIRED OF GETTING SCAMMED BY 13 YEAR OLDS? MY NAME IS METHOD_MENTOR 💯💪
This feel nostalgic now😭😭😭😭💯
Nah fr
this video is like gods plan but by thugs
Your somewhat correct with that one lol😅👍
Lmao
Or Punching Your Little brother’s jaw and took his ramen noodles
0:49 The beat sound like Level 50 on a pacer test.
Bruuuh
Wassup
😂😂😂😂 funniest comment
Word is bond 🤣🤣😭😭
ruclips.net/video/_204YaSI58M/видео.html Listen To This🔥🔥🔥🔥
they not even rapping they’re just arguing over who did worse shit 🤣
Classicon 😂
💀💀😂
@@Yungassassin392 the
“I heard your broke as hell in the crib eatin Pizza Rolls” 😂😂😂GODAMN
Lmaoooo😭😭😭😭
i’m actually crying bro wtf 😭
These are the bad kids that used to be in class clowning
The beat makes me laugh before they even start spitting
it's so fuckin weird and somehow fuckin lit
Stranger Things FL Studio ass synthesizer
@@TheNinja94a the stranger things FL studio beat is lit
Secret agent type beat
@@Worldomafecan't disagree with that
my last two braincells during the exam
😂😂
Same
I’m doing an exam rn
1k like
@@Funnydoc how’d you do?
This is now one of my favorite songs, no joke. These two knew what they were doing.
“ it cost 30 to get a haircut , tee jay still ain’t got one” 😭. “You know I scammed all my barbers I can’t even get one” 💀💀💀
Bro yo shit lookin triflin you need to go an' get one
3:40
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😂😂
I ran from a bill once too, but only because i was too lazy to come back after the weekend with cash cus they didn't take card 😂 and worst part is I'm a barber myself now
“It cost 30 to get a haircut Teejay still ain’t got one”
The fact they still did more bars after about his hair makes it more golden lmaooo
Monetize now win $50 ruclips.net/video/uLcjGMcdXwU/видео.html
Im fucking crying rn😂👌
30?! My shit 20 with the eyebrow
Chris Tahji Eyebrow?
1:43 “I just slapped tf out my cousin and took his toaster strudel” I felt that...
Imma do that at a sleepover
😂
it takes a special kind of talent to rhyme "ice cream truck" with "ice cream truck" 3 times in a row
They really rhymed truck with truck six times in a row
True rap 😂
And Vegas 3 times😂
Then van
Ong 😂
2:46 LMAOOOO
“I think my homie snitched on me i think he tekashi”
fucked a bitch with 20 kids I think its dishiki
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1:00 he couldn’t help but laugh that shit was funny 💀💀
They walked to yuno miles could run 🙏
Plot twist: *every lyric is based on a true story*
we Kno this already
yoni the poni 😳
Every lyric *
“Couldn’t find no other drugs so I’m smoking crack!”
So all the cancer stuff was real 😳
They the type to buy sum Popeyes den eat it at Chick-fil-a
Lj Saucing 😂🤦🏾♂️
To buy Burger King chicken sandwiches and put em in Popeyes paper and sell em like that*
Rell Bandoo *aye dassa come up🤷🏾♂️*
They eat mc donalds mc pick 2 but then ask for it at wendys
"I just bought a Popeyes chicken sandwich and ate that bitch at CH IC FIL A
i love that they keep sparking the same blunt over and over
🦑
Wet ass backwood😂😂😂😂😂
greatest song in history
Kasher Quon fascinated by cancer
fofive ruclips.net/video/_204YaSI58M/видео.html Listen To This🔥🔥🔥🔥
he got a song named breast cancer its kinda fire
3:27 sounds like a really fucking long math problem
Ikr
Fax
Algebra in tha hood 😂
That beat adds to it
😭😭
Why the beat sound like Gary the snail when he started hitting his eyeballs together 💀
Bro that shit so specific 😭😭
Bro im weak😂😂😂
This shit killed me 😂😂😂
😭😂😂😂
LMAOOOO BEST COMMENT🤣💀💀💀
This might be the greatest song ever written
Said they scammed “Abdul Kareem” in front of the staples center. 😂😂😂
And got the name backwards
This song is actually hilarious. We need more songs like this.
listen to rxknephew
They're so off beat, it almost sound like a poetry session over a beat
Bruh that's how it's supposed to be.
@@J35usl0vesy0u Probably. But still
@@MemeMeme-to4ht 🤸♂️
i swear
Meme Meme this is poetry
between every funny bars, they're spitting beautiful poetry about struggling
the way they emphasize certain words just kills me 💀💀
“Had my hoodie on got shot by a white man” that got deep
Woke lowkey ✊🏿
Lmfaoaoa shut up
Spiritual_Tjay right 😂 it’s not that deep these niggas foolin
🤣🤣🤣
S3SAY lmao they reference the police and black man 🤣😂
"It cost 30 to get a haircut Teejay still aint got it" They straight clownin💀💀
nigga hair nappy as fuck lol
He scammed the barber lmao pry can't get a cut
20$ burh💀
$30 ??? Nigga you getting scammed
Why do you care exactly
0:56 "Robbed my little cousin cause i found out he bisexual" 🗣️🔥🥶
“ And I sold a Twelve Year old Kid a *WEED Edible.* “
As a bisexual, I find this song awesome.
Wouldn’t it be a shame if someone.
Robbed you
do not check your wallet
same here edit: I mean i am too nice saying that publicly dude.
Gang gang real shit
I’m your older cousin
3:40 “It cost 30 to get a haircut, tee jay still ain’t got one “ I-😭🤣🤣😭😭
this sounds like they having a contest of who can say the funniest shit to make the other laugh first
They act like 3rd graders learning curse words
This is one of the songs of all time.
4:13
Bro is literally pouring syrup.
and then he puts it in lemonade
“Heard you broke as hell in the crib eating pizza rolls” LMAOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
HitmanAudio nah I’m not hearing it pizza rolls just be hitting
@@michaeldoan9494 💯💯
Michael Doan 🤡🤡🤡
I’m eating pizza rolls ... that purple pack
Niggalodeon I’ll slap the goofy out of you nigga 🚫🧢
"It cost fifty to get a cigarette, he had twenty-five cents
It cost a hundred to pay her water bill, she had twenty-five dollars
It cost twenty to get a one-seven, he had fifteen dollars
It cost thirty to get a haircut, Teejay still ain't got one"
This how they teach economics in the hood lol
EDIT: Oh sheit, this blew up, check out my mixtape
That was literally one of the funniest verses of the song 💀
@@gege9709 lol I think my fave part is "I slapped the fuck out my cousin and took his toaster strudel"
@@TheJoemerk That part was funny and random as hell 💀👍🏾
@@TheJoemerk "I robbed my cousin because I found out he bisexual" 🤣🤣🤣
He gotta go and get one
Yuno miles stole the whole flow
You really can’t have shit in detroit
Word for word bar for bar