5 Types of Drummers that Walk into Guitar Center

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  • Опубликовано: 16 апр 2020
  • Wow. Thank you so much for 500 subscribers. In this video, I summed up some experiences I've had encountered over the years while visiting my local Guitar Center. This video is a joke and is not meant to offend anyone. I love everyone. A big thanks to Jared Dines: I saw his video on "Guitar players in music stores" and thought a drum version would be hilarious.
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  • @gibby3350
    @gibby3350 4 года назад +1860

    The “jazz snob” also known as the “I watched whiplash” guy 😂

    • @megatronsroyalemissary382
      @megatronsroyalemissary382 3 года назад +74

      “rUsHiNg oR dRaGGiNg?”

    • @uglyjonah6412
      @uglyjonah6412 3 года назад +22

      When he raised that hi-hat I knew I will have to clean up my display. So now I have to clean up my display.

    • @chidiobi7917
      @chidiobi7917 3 года назад +15

      "cOuNt Me A tWo fIfTeEn"

    • @rkp4360
      @rkp4360 3 года назад +2

      I watched whiplash and I also have that same coat...

    • @mattsondasax
      @mattsondasax 3 года назад +8

      i’ll cue u in! Caravan!...... 3 4! BA DO DA DOO DAA DA BA DO DA DOO DAA

  • @tylerbrittan593
    @tylerbrittan593 4 года назад +1613

    I worked at a Guitar Center. You forgot the “kid with parents that let their kids do anything” where the kids just bash the drums super loudly and their parents don’t do a damn thing.

    • @tylerbrittan593
      @tylerbrittan593 4 года назад +12

      JD Rev There is a “that guy” for almost everything. 😂

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 3 года назад +5

      Technically that could be the first guy but with worse playing lol

    • @ianbraswell
      @ianbraswell 3 года назад +13

      I work at GC right now, can confirm both video and comment. We purposely changed to only demoing electronic kits to save some noise, but (like guitarists and bassists) they just keep turning it up A L L T H E TIME

    • @leeschmitz993
      @leeschmitz993 3 года назад +1

      #1 covers that

    • @spvcethvg8462
      @spvcethvg8462 3 года назад +11

      Dude I saw a kid scratch the living FUCK out of a guitar. The thing was destroyed.

  • @mattn99
    @mattn99 4 года назад +1277

    I knew exactly what beat the sax player would play before he had the sticks lol

    • @hedhuntervizo6749
      @hedhuntervizo6749 4 года назад +18

      Same🤣🤣🤣

    • @thomasharris1090
      @thomasharris1090 4 года назад +13

      Amen break right? Or am I an idiot?

    • @TimYocraft
      @TimYocraft 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @bobbymercer2287
      @bobbymercer2287 3 года назад +35

      That beat is the "Smoke on the water" for drums lol. I literally mouthed that beat right before he played it as well

    • @afwillia3480
      @afwillia3480 3 года назад +1

      I did too!!!

  • @joshplaysdrums2143
    @joshplaysdrums2143 4 года назад +409

    I swear that everyone who uses the drum room at my school are all number 5. Which is a domino effect cause then you have to #5 it back to a normal setup and we all just turn everything upside down by the end

    • @thIDthIRreenactor
      @thIDthIRreenactor 4 года назад +17

      My schools drums is set for right handed players so I gotta move them around for left handed but I always set them back right handed when I'm done bit if my teacher says it's ok I'll leave them like that

    • @caenes7456
      @caenes7456 3 года назад +5

      @@thIDthIRreenactor hey better to play comfortably than to get used to an uncomfortable setup, although i personally taught myself to lead with both hands (am a right-handed person) and now i like having my ride cymbal by my high tom because i can play it comfortably with both hands

    • @ghostpotato8041
      @ghostpotato8041 3 года назад +2

      Dude I swear some of the people that set up the drum kit at my school are blind. Came into the practice room once and the kit stretched out to some ungodly length, the bass pedal was completely fucked (in the sense that the beater was touching the bass drum, which made it hard as hell to play on), and the amp (which is usually sitting on a table, and we have one at my school because the kit is electric) had fallen over

  • @user-df5hw2sm3f
    @user-df5hw2sm3f 4 года назад +472

    Dang I didn't know saxlogics brother was swole af

  • @NINT3ND0master
    @NINT3ND0master 4 года назад +392

    Yo the sax player one was so accurate. For some reason they always hit a cymbal at least once but without using the base drum at the same time.

    • @jakep714
      @jakep714 3 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @jaspergillgannon4991
      @jaspergillgannon4991 3 года назад +4

      They also feel the need to step on the hi-hat pedal on beat 1 for some reason lol

    • @samanthacadigan4121
      @samanthacadigan4121 3 года назад +10

      I play the drums and sax and i just want to say this is so accurate it hurts me deeply

    • @sasa-bv9gu
      @sasa-bv9gu 2 года назад

      yess!!! i know only one person that plays saxophone and when i saw him playing drums it was exactly like in the vid and like you said!

    • @Rochester92G
      @Rochester92G Год назад

      I just started the drums and I admit, this is the same exact drum rhythm I've been playing lately. Man, that's weird.

  • @ivyssauro123
    @ivyssauro123 4 года назад +128

    1:36 I like how he plays the Sax part too

    • @ma0487
      @ma0487 4 года назад +4

      yeah that's a trumpet

    • @David-lw5sp
      @David-lw5sp 3 года назад +2

      Trumpet my friend

    • @ivyssauro123
      @ivyssauro123 3 года назад +1

      Hey ok ok I'll edit
      Not so easy to identify on a 2 seconds clip of some random 1950's shit ass recording

    • @BobJones-bh9qz
      @BobJones-bh9qz 3 года назад +1

      @@ivyssauro123 where’s the edit bruh

    • @ivyssauro123
      @ivyssauro123 3 года назад +6

      @@BobJones-bh9qz I just realized that if I edit I lose that sweet heart react so I won't, it will stand as a pillar to my ignorance

  • @AndyK5
    @AndyK5 4 года назад +171

    #5: Being a lefty drummer, that's totally me!! Except when I'm done,, I put the set back

    • @noahdearinger7024
      @noahdearinger7024 4 года назад

      I just don’t play at the store :(

    • @thIDthIRreenactor
      @thIDthIRreenactor 4 года назад +3

      Andy kallick me to but if my teacher says it's ok I'll leave them set up for left handed

    • @mihaiabrass1108
      @mihaiabrass1108 4 года назад +2

      Why is there less of us left handed i dont understand?

    • @RileyHarrisVFX
      @RileyHarrisVFX 3 года назад +3

      I just don’t know why more of us lefty’s don’t play open handed

    • @m4eu
      @m4eu 3 года назад +2

      I'm left handed here too, I've play open handed since i started though, way easier than moving around the set every time I play.

  • @averyshumway9472
    @averyshumway9472 3 года назад +44

    My jaw dropped when he did the saxophone one. That was literally the exact scenario I was in and was even the exact beat omg.

  • @sleepmanual3718
    @sleepmanual3718 3 года назад +1114

    You forgot the one who lightly taps everything because he is too afraid to test something in fear of annoying everyone or sounding terrible. That’s me.
    Edit: Then I buy something expensive I don’t really love and play it at home and realize I don’t like it

    • @4caz177
      @4caz177 3 года назад +53

      My high anxiety ass

    • @lucasneon
      @lucasneon 3 года назад +5

      Same

    • @FuzzyPicture
      @FuzzyPicture 3 года назад +6

      Saaaaaammmeee

    • @Aarvens
      @Aarvens 3 года назад +18

      . . .are you watching me at Guitar Center?

    • @jtlmusic8183
      @jtlmusic8183 3 года назад +4

      GOD THAT'S ME

  • @billwhite7883
    @billwhite7883 4 года назад +81

    The jazz snob with the extreme hi hat opening got me ded

  • @coreyw5981
    @coreyw5981 4 года назад +345

    Why is that the one beat everyone who jumps on your kit knows!?

    • @supremeskeet5393
      @supremeskeet5393 4 года назад +23

      Lotta music uses 4 on the floor

    • @thalloutboy
      @thalloutboy 4 года назад +35

      Dudes will hop on the kit and play that beat and be like “can you play this?” Like dude, if you can play it I can probably play it in my sleep.

    • @ILikeWafflz
      @ILikeWafflz 4 года назад +13

      That's universal? It's pretty much what my brother plays whenever he sits on my kit; I didn't know it was so common!

    • @jamesdevine02
      @jamesdevine02 3 года назад +11

      @@supremeskeet5393 where was the 4 on the floor lol

    • @kitsune630
      @kitsune630 3 года назад +5

      Or they attempt we will rock you and fail miserably

  • @SamAshisme
    @SamAshisme 4 года назад +70

    You forgot the guy with mild skills who barely practices but feels buying a load of useless accessories he’ll never use is the same thing

  • @Rdallday
    @Rdallday 4 года назад +52

    “Use brushes please”
    *Grabs sticks anyways*

  • @CronoXpono
    @CronoXpono 4 года назад +278

    My favorite is the “Parker”. No, not the jazz legend, I mean the SOB that’ll park his ass on the set and simply get on his phone, ask attendants questions and all but sell empanadas on the damn kit.
    Go play something else, Parker!! XD

    • @froggiflow
      @froggiflow 4 года назад +1

      ok, but that first description of parker is DEAD ON

    • @Parkerdeal
      @Parkerdeal 4 года назад +4

      I'll see what I can do...

    • @chapterrv
      @chapterrv 3 года назад +1

      😂 This comment is gold! 🥇

    • @parker486
      @parker486 3 года назад

      Ok

    • @anonymousinc3916
      @anonymousinc3916 2 года назад +1

      HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

  • @EthanNewsom
    @EthanNewsom 4 года назад +44

    Used to work at Guitar Center a few years ago. All of these are accurate and they'd walk in every single day. Along with the guy that played the exact same slap bass riff super loud for an hour.

  • @urasai101
    @urasai101 3 года назад +21

    "The kid that comes right after school to shed." That was totally me with video games demos at EB games back in the early 2000's

  • @DZRaz18
    @DZRaz18 3 года назад +14

    guitar center drum kits be magically setting themselves up into all different types of whothefplayslikethis

  • @GMtheTurtle
    @GMtheTurtle 3 года назад +10

    No one’s got a gentler touch on the cymbals than dudes who play another instrument and then also “play a bit of drums”

  • @Shurzii_
    @Shurzii_ 3 года назад +24

    And then there’s me: the quiet kid who might have talent but you might not know because they are terrified to play in front of people and they end up just sitting there with the drums to the point where there’s barely any sound being produced.

  • @jacekwieczorkowski993
    @jacekwieczorkowski993 4 года назад +23

    😂😂 „jazz snob” and „the kid right after school” is so on point 😀. But the funniest fact is that all these other musicians who you describe as: „the guy who know just this one bit” - they literally know only THIS PARTICULAR beat 😂. Like if the description „This one beat” can only be used to literally this one and none of the the others 😀.

  • @mattgotro2705
    @mattgotro2705 3 года назад +8

    2:47 The level of dedication to give us good content. Every drummer felt the same feeling when you did this😂

  • @Prince_Luci
    @Prince_Luci 3 года назад +7

    I love how much fun the saxophone guy was having

  • @kirjian
    @kirjian 4 года назад +18

    2:47 I'M SORRY I'M LEFT HANDED OKAY

    • @thIDthIRreenactor
      @thIDthIRreenactor 4 года назад +1

      Yay another left handed drummer my family is a bunch of left handed drummers ha there rare to come by

    • @johnbonham8890
      @johnbonham8890 3 года назад

      Same with me, but I made the switch to right handed. I recommend doing it. It allows your left hand to do wonderful things on the snare!

  • @andrewr888r
    @andrewr888r 3 года назад +4

    Watching the saxophonist play the drums while adding some rolls is so cute. He is trying his best.

  • @JoelYeoh
    @JoelYeoh 4 года назад +5

    LoL, this is hilarious! 😂🥁🎶 Thanks for sharing this bro. Keep up the good work and keep it coming 🙏😊

  • @cashwarior
    @cashwarior 4 года назад +41

    Why do I get the feeling that you're number 3 lol

  • @edgenovese
    @edgenovese 4 года назад +1

    Love this new drummer! He's sooo funny and he can really play! What a great combination! You're a stare in the making! God's speed!

  • @michaelanthony6659
    @michaelanthony6659 4 года назад +5

    The last guy is how you see the cheap drums on Craigslist set up and they’re asking $600 for it😂

  • @anidamsa4396
    @anidamsa4396 11 месяцев назад

    Absolutely brilliant observations! Made me laugh so hard. Man your chops are as good as your observation skills . 🙏👌👋👋😂😂😂

  • @djsalad5752
    @djsalad5752 3 года назад +7

    Playing the bit at #4 is actually really high level playing
    You just gotta play it super fast

  • @prod.pookah
    @prod.pookah 7 месяцев назад

    this is the first video ive seen by you and i do not regret it. been here ever since this vid dropped

  • @bluenerwhal6367
    @bluenerwhal6367 3 года назад

    Yooooo I have the same ocean painting hoodie that he had on in the beginning😆. You got good style my guy🤙🏼

  • @slaugh77ify
    @slaugh77ify 3 года назад

    Your videos are so funny!

  • @tk3dump
    @tk3dump 4 года назад +8

    3:23 the devils drum set

  • @Hunter-oy5if
    @Hunter-oy5if 4 года назад

    Awesome vid!!

  • @vojtech__
    @vojtech__ 3 года назад +3

    3:23 the funny thing is, that it actually sounds great

  • @alexisleon6685
    @alexisleon6685 3 года назад

    at 2:53 absolute TORTURE started happening but when he started literally playing WTF, naw bro you’re goated Fr fr

    • @alexisleon6685
      @alexisleon6685 3 года назад

      Bro like he didn’t even tighten the high hats I WAS PISSED😭 good video

  • @bobdrums
    @bobdrums 4 года назад

    Haha I knew exactly what beat the sax player was gonna play! 😂😂😂 Bro you're killing it!

  • @rmmccarthy1240
    @rmmccarthy1240 2 года назад

    Loved the wardrobe choice for jazz snob.

  • @alexfernandomusic
    @alexfernandomusic 4 года назад +2

    Love the vids bro finnaly i good drummer and entretainer😚much love from myrtle beach

  • @jayd4645
    @jayd4645 3 года назад +3

    All of these were accurate. Went to a performing arts high school, played guitar, best friend was a drummer, the after school shed shit is so accurate I felt like it was HS all over again... I may or may not be the sax player but just as a guitarist lol

  • @azzans
    @azzans 3 года назад +6

    omg the sax guy is literally me except I'm a guitarist, its even the same beat i know LOL

  • @slimjimmy5159
    @slimjimmy5159 2 месяца назад

    0:11 I love that the rhythm of the voice matches up with the drums

  • @fransiskusjulian9448
    @fransiskusjulian9448 3 года назад

    The last one is precious 👍🏻👍🏻

  • @djsalad5752
    @djsalad5752 3 года назад +5

    Damn, he really does play like a saxophone main.
    Source: Used to play saxophone

  • @truthfirst1893
    @truthfirst1893 3 года назад

    This was a good one. Very accurate. 💯

  • @TAIRA_TYLER.G
    @TAIRA_TYLER.G 3 года назад

    Ay we got the same hoodie in the beginning fr🤙🏾💯

  • @mariothedevil1537
    @mariothedevil1537 Год назад +1

    I’m the one who just stands there waiting for the other drummer to finish their chops

  • @solomonlevin4521
    @solomonlevin4521 2 года назад +1

    0:53
    he really knows his work!

  • @maakeklein4073
    @maakeklein4073 3 года назад

    Man you not only great drummer but great comedian. Funnier than a lot of people on tv!
    Get your own show!

  • @Kbeats2020
    @Kbeats2020 4 года назад

    This is great!

  • @alanramirogarcia2886
    @alanramirogarcia2886 3 года назад +3

    The last One Cries in lefty durms

  • @tylerroe8323
    @tylerroe8323 3 года назад

    Gotta give props for this one. Dude trashed his kit for a bit. That’s dedication.

  • @Casey-du4jj
    @Casey-du4jj 4 года назад +20

    You're the only person allowed to make these musician types videos from now on. All the rest of them are bitter and insufferable.

  • @nostalgiaof98
    @nostalgiaof98 3 года назад

    That last one is why I had an obituary written up for left handed drummers at school

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic 3 года назад

    Lmao that coat was so perfect for the jazz snob

  • @tito_nb
    @tito_nb 4 года назад +5

    I was the guy who stopped playing after a minute cause I'm afraid of being too loud 😂😅

  • @toymayhem9323
    @toymayhem9323 3 года назад +1

    That last one is so true! I play drums and whoever is in there before me has the snare tilted so high up and the cymbal so close to the snare it’s right in front of my face. And every time I go in there, he leaves it like that so someone else can fix it.

  • @skrounst
    @skrounst 3 года назад +1

    When "The Jazz Snob" hung the hi-hat up about 9 inches I spit my drink out. A college friend of mine (he was a jazz pianist actually) would do that to my set all the time. Used to piss me off 😂😂😂

  • @ablubird1451
    @ablubird1451 3 года назад +2

    As a saxophone player who does, in fact, only know that one beat, I am humbled

  • @joshajcip
    @joshajcip 4 года назад +20

    Everyone saying how hes funny and a great content creator and im just here like 'DAMN THIS DUDE IS A BEAST"
    Probably one of the best drummers I've seen.

    • @disuyetin
      @disuyetin 3 года назад

      Hmmm... Regular good drummer, I think, not "one of the best"

    • @jakep714
      @jakep714 3 года назад

      Seriously

    • @jaspergillgannon4991
      @jaspergillgannon4991 3 года назад +2

      He’s a great drummer, not just a "regular good drummer"

    • @joshajcip
      @joshajcip 3 года назад

      Дмитрий Суетин lol then why is he a successful RUclips and you aren’t?

  • @Rockin_Ross
    @Rockin_Ross 4 года назад

    Bro!!! These are spot on!! Each time I hit up a Guitar Sucker or Sam Ass store, I run across one of these bozos. No wonder none of them can keep a drum tech employed.

  • @musiccorner2426
    @musiccorner2426 2 года назад

    Let’s acknowledge jus how nice this guy is on drums yo

  • @Reub3
    @Reub3 3 года назад

    That sax one hit a little close home for me lol to be fair. I am learning new beats XD
    Also they have drums set up at your guitar center? Lucky

  • @jasonlieberman4606
    @jasonlieberman4606 4 года назад

    Props on getting on that whackadoo setup and actually busting out something that sounded decent

  • @lukmanadila6543
    @lukmanadila6543 3 года назад

    Laughed so hard by that hihat height adjustment in jazz snob

  • @ifidisagreewithyouyourewro602
    @ifidisagreewithyouyourewro602 3 года назад +2

    "The guy who has to move the entire set up" makes me die inside every time because if they change it as much as the video, they can't even play half the time and then blame it on the set up.

  • @johnmchugh8049
    @johnmchugh8049 3 года назад

    Setting the hi hat was the perfect detail for the jazz snob 😂

  • @hardiksharma1428
    @hardiksharma1428 3 года назад +1

    That's a lot of muscles and a lot of tasty chops for a kid

  • @Tristanrgreene11
    @Tristanrgreene11 4 года назад

    Fuckin on the spot my man... “can you just Hold on one sec....” FUCK! Genius true level shit and playing my man.

  • @bonzoleum
    @bonzoleum 4 года назад

    Well done!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Introspectiverider99
    @Introspectiverider99 3 года назад

    Hahaha #3 used to bring my music books to practice

  • @cliffsmith8286
    @cliffsmith8286 4 года назад

    INDIVIDUAL G-STRINGS SIR YOU HAVE EARNED A SUBSCRIBER LMAOOOOO

  • @fishfug
    @fishfug 3 года назад

    How does this guy not have more subs like really

  • @davidescobar1625
    @davidescobar1625 3 года назад +1

    I was a sax player in school and that was the only beat I knew. Literally exactly everything that saxologic did

  • @Charl_Ed
    @Charl_Ed 4 года назад +2

    3:13 literally my mum ramming my kit into the corner of the room 😂

  • @keenanryan8735
    @keenanryan8735 4 года назад +1

    🤣 I have been told by a GC worker before that I was the only one who played the acoustic kit for so long without him having to tell them to stop. It took many times of me being told over the years before I realized how to do be properly dynamic and not disturb the working enviromment, lol...I still love to go in there whenever and jam out for 30+ minutes

  • @vermine18
    @vermine18 3 года назад +2

    I wanna learn these chops bro!

  • @derekjones4
    @derekjones4 3 года назад

    I about diiiied at the sax player part. I knew that was gonna be the beat hahaha

  • @askingemu
    @askingemu 3 года назад

    1.42 that's me lol I always come like to my drum teacher's room and always practice before my actually drum exam :D

  • @gawrdi3752
    @gawrdi3752 3 года назад

    LMAOAOA THE FIRST SONG YOU PLAYED

  • @glenntaylor4535
    @glenntaylor4535 3 года назад

    We need a guitar center drum prank!!!

  • @AM-xh6qs
    @AM-xh6qs 4 года назад +1

    I’m glad I’ve moved past the sax player stage being a saxophonist and a drummer

  • @paulysci925
    @paulysci925 3 года назад

    Lol at the jazz guys hat I’m that guy always opening the hats up

  • @jaisuz5526
    @jaisuz5526 4 года назад +1

    Straight fire

  • @carlosabreu4797
    @carlosabreu4797 3 года назад

    Yo! What's the sticking on the last one 🤣🤣 kind of like it 😬😬

  • @stevematin6050
    @stevematin6050 3 года назад +1

    I literally wheezed when he so poshly opened that hi-hat.

  • @futoninc.3813
    @futoninc.3813 3 года назад

    I got the exact same zaxby’s ad for both ads

  • @Unlocked985
    @Unlocked985 13 дней назад

    This is facts somebody done put the ride on my left side and put a trash crash on my right side like I barely had time to switch stuff around 😂

  • @sheddingofthewood3879
    @sheddingofthewood3879 3 года назад

    #5 is me on the church drum kit after the other drummer played the week before lol

  • @rd-drumbox
    @rd-drumbox 3 года назад

    #2 spot on!!!

  • @zqa12swx
    @zqa12swx 2 года назад

    lol the move the set up guy killed me.

  • @stillphil
    @stillphil 3 года назад

    Absolute and Correct

  • @Butt_naked_drummer
    @Butt_naked_drummer 3 года назад

    bruh the moving the kit around one gave me so much anxiety 😂

  • @sroberds640
    @sroberds640 3 года назад

    The saxophone player beat, that's what I am naming that beat lmao. I have been trying to name that forever and you know hat makes that even funnier...I used to play the Tenor and Baritone sax.

  • @jmarchese1149
    @jmarchese1149 3 года назад +1

    1:58 Any way we could get a breakdown/transcription of this part lol. Especially that herta-ish pattern on the toms

  • @scyclone1138
    @scyclone1138 2 года назад +1

    yes i must go SHED THE DRUMS

  • @SuperWhiteNinjas
    @SuperWhiteNinjas 3 года назад

    I watched the last ad just for you. I will keep doing this. Please post more. Show me more ads.
    (I skipped the ads in middle sorry 😐)

  • @kingdomproductions7576
    @kingdomproductions7576 3 года назад

    the earbuds and jacket 😭 that's so jazz