You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
Being awake during brain surgery is apparently a legitimate medical procedure. It helps the surgeons ensure that the patient isn’t getting brain damage.
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao
I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)
*me then trying to explain to the 100 year old explorer who got betrayed by his friend after they ran out of food how a robot can cut you open and put a chip in your brain*
Not if the Implant has good security, made with things like biological security or isn't linked to a network, hacking is much harder if not connected to a network and something with bio based security.
@drudravndey3763 no it ain't its brain to chip not chip to brain you can only connect the thought of actions to tech not download anything to the brain so your not gonna get hacked its like trying to hack a remote YOU CANT HACK A REMOTE but it still works to the tv I'm basically trying to say it's a one way link it will never control your brain nor connect to it like that it would be stupid the worst that can happen is that you'll be disabled which did happen but nothing more then death and that
Imagine taking a nap after a hard work, then getting an ad in your brain.
@@KevYesZackNoliking your own comment again kiddo?
Bro you liking your own comment too@@DragonGirlPKXD
You tired? Need rest, well get the all new neural link sleep subscription where you can sleep on command and get a good nights rest and automatically wake up when its time for work, 1099.99 per month
It sounds like Spotify "Want a break from the ads?" Guy
WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER
Brain: "What if i drive my car into that crowded section"
Neurolink: "Say no more"
"Access denied, Mustang required"
@@deletedaccount9357Thats wild 💀
Accessed denied. Premium pass required for certain actions. Current only covers your breathing.
@@deletedaccount9357
Lmfaooo
@@deletedaccount9357nahhhh
*old lady crossing road*
"Ughh.. she's taking so long.. i just want to drive now.."
Neuralink: *"your wish is my command"*
I like the idea of the Neuralink talking like some kind of ancient magical servant that obeys you’re every command, but in a monkey’s paw kinda way
Pilots bouta have a hard time fighting their intrusive thoughts 💀
NAHH💀 THEY BOUTA CRASH INTO EVERY TALL BUILDING
Two towers...
"How did you die?"
"Well, I was awake"
My dad said that if this channel hits over 1K subs, he's gonna buy me a new book so, please guys I'm begging you 🙏🏻
@@IHateZachDfilmsYou're making it worse.
Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS
@@IHateZachDfilmsWould you like to spend a free vacation in twilight hell?
@@RayStickmanBeggar, stop begging please. You'll get 1K soon.
@@BokoAnimatesAndPlaysI'm sure he does...let's wait for an answer tho...
"What's your worst enemy"
*"Intrusive thoughts"*
Yes when I'm about to go to sleep
Need to make sure to be careful with that 😂
Intrusive ads masquerading as your thoughts
😆😁😄😃😀😐😕🙁☹️😣😫😳😱😨😰😥
Fr
Waking up at 2 am and just hearing “want a break from the ads?”
I love how the person getting the surgery is just chillin’ there awake
Being awake during brain surgery is apparently a legitimate medical procedure. It helps the surgeons ensure that the patient isn’t getting brain damage.
Lol right
@firemaker1258 that is actually wild
And he was awake the whole time
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet lost kid
@@IHateZachDfilms no one wants kiddo
@IHateZachDfilms, no wonder why you hate zacks pfp lill bro. You aren't cool and unfunny
@@IHateZachDfilmsGet a life you are nonexistent
"how did you die???
"My parents saw my brain history.
🪑
😭😭😭😭
Wait its not 100% private?
Time to delete
😂
IT WAS 666 LIKES BEFORE MINE
Robot : “Oops, I accidentally put a mine in there.” (“Proceeds to blow up”)
1945:Brains in future will be robotic.
Future:
imagine you're driving on the highway and your intrusive thoughts are too strong for the neurolink 💀
Kaboom
💀
It could happen, it will happen
Kerosene
Exactly
Everybody gansta until your brain gets hacked 💀
History's first netrunner 😂
it's a closed loop device you can't really hack it
@@dinglebobum how if it can “interact” with things around you then ?
shut up
@@deathtoming2201 it goves output on external devices. input comes only through the brain
It's all fun and games until that one hacker starts streaming *those* hypnosis videos into your brain
Me sending a 30 Yottabyte data bomb through my friend's neuralink:
imagine having to pay premium neuralink to stop getting ads in your brain
I wonder if the type of people who think this is going to happen have ads popping up all the time while using their phone's operating system? 😂
It's gonna happen once the outrage fades and people like you would accept it by then. Because you're being programmed to tolerate things that should outrage you.@frexxrru9367
That's not how it works lol
@@AntiTankLovernot yet.
@@AntiTankLoverat the very least we could have a situation where a advertiser can measure your interaction with the ad, so the ad never stops until the chip reports back that you are in fact paying attention.
**3 AM, snoozin**
Wanna break from the ads?
Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper
Lmao 😂 I sang it while I read it
😂
best comment
Golden comment 😂
LMFAOOOOO
Imagine an ad while working in class 💀
“Wanna break from the ads?”
That’s a whole new meaning to
“I let the intrusive thoughts win”
Neuralink ❌
Never again blink ✅
My content = better
We hate Zack
@@LrmsskevSHUT UP
@@Lrmsskevshut up
@@Lrmsskev twi comments have already said that.....probs a bot
"The design is very human"
*Proceeds to take a portion of your skull*
just wait it gets better
it isn't EMP proof.
sup@@coolkid006
@@coolkid006oof
@@coolkid006wonder what will happen
Corny
"Hey bro what just fell out of your head??"
"Maybe a piece of hair???"
"Ehh doesn't look like it cuz i see your brain my guy"
Imagine you have bad OCD and get intrusive thoughts uncontrollably all the time and just crash your electric car.
”can we still meet at 7pm?”
”nah my neuralink is updating”
Hopefully, it’s like cyberpunk and there aren’t any updates
@@meshot8094there’s always an update
@@meshot8094😂sadly cyberpunk neuralinks do have updates.
@@meshot8094literally the edgerunners plot
2024: cop chases the suspect
2050:cop deactivates neurolink
He gets it
if 2050 for you is just neuralink
Funny because that's actually the end goal.
Mannnnnnn
as in deactivates your neurolink to stop you from moving or as in turns of his bodycam and mindcam
New fear unlocked: letting the intrusive thoughts win
“I’m going to ace this test”
The neurolink turning that thought into a action
Me: **thinks about driving my car full speed into a tree**
Brain: “It’s a go”
I really wonder how this would work for people with intrusive thoughts
@@letmeseeyourbonesfr
@@letmeseeyourbones its annoying
@@letmeseeyourbonespretty sure almost everyone has spontaneous or intrusive thoughts. i wonder how it differenciates between thebthought of wanting to drive and the actual command to drive
everyone in this reply section is a dumbass bro it doesn't drive for you it will never drive for you it like clicks on a computer screen after analyzing your thoughts for literal hours and it does it very slowly. like ELON MUSK MADE THIS and guess what he is also working on???? SELF DRIVING CARS
"Neurolink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head"
No thank you
literally
how did you think something quite literally called "neurolink" was gonna intertwine with your brain
@@bittenbone2382welcome to my humble abode which is called a comment section this will be our safe place
Neural link starts
No thankyou
Not to mention it also costs a million dollars or so🤔
*First month free trial end*
“Neuralink ads: Hey bruh, did u see the new Tesla?”
Brain: "what if i commit multiple warcrimes in bosnia that would send me to jail for years"
Serbian neurolink: say no more
Imagine getting woken up by: “Want a break from the ads?” Out of nowhere 😂
Next thing they ask you if ur interested in their Premium that has no ads 😂
Bro I legit thought of the same thing. *_If you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad free Neuro-link usage._* 💀
Ngl, I would pay ANY amount of money for an adblocker on this jawn
My intrusive thoughts: "You should drive full speed ahead and ram into that truck in front of you haha"
Neuralink: "Your wish is my command"
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣
"Wait, Wha"
@@2013elemanta be a superhuman under government control or be a lack knowledge person,your choice,sorry about My English
"How did you die?"
"I had intrusive thoughts"
Hackers bouta go wild💀💀💀
New fear unlocked: ads in your brain
I started searching for this comment from the moment I clicked on the short
Thanks i can't belive i got 329 likes in a night
That's technically impossible for this version of the neuralink, cuz it only outputs information from your brain to another device
@@Chicken2- 35 mins ago
Stolen from me lmao
When you're the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover.
I was looking for this comment 😂
and your sleepover buddy has a deal with elon
@@prathamshenoy9840EEELON MAH, his Chinese doppelgänger, wants a word.
Erm it’s actually Yilong Ma 🤓☝️
Intrusive thoughts gonna ruin our lives
adhd: …
Intrusive thoughts: ….
Racing thoughts (from adhd): …..
Elon ain't stupid enough to drill a hole in his own head 😂.
"why'd you commit 12 homicides"
"Someone hacked my brain chip"
Legalize territorial genocides
Lol
Now they control you
“Drilling a hole in your head”
Damn I can feel that 💀
@IHateZachDfilms If you don’t like Zach, who if you don’t know, has better content than you, you don’t need to comment shit here. Go get a mom.
@@2213-fh5hc i agree w/ u
@@IHateZachDfilms just like what the other guy said, get a dad, friends, a mother, a social life, because u have none of that shit 💀
Bro, @@IHateZachDfilms is a bot, he joined RUclips 11 hours ago 😂
@@randonguy_s50 blud is speedrunning cancelation 💀🙏🏻
Brain: i want to fly
Neurolink: hehe ok
Intrusive thoughts would get me killed in under a week
Everybody gangsta until your neuralink gets hacked.💀
How often your keyboard gets hacked?
Me with a homemade emp
Netrunners bouta cook him
Won't affect you Since ITS only a Output device
It can't be hacked, It can only read your mind, can't control your brain
imagine driving a car and intrusive thoughts appear
NAHH BRO IM DONE FOR 💀💀💀💀
*free bird starts playing*
__Kerosene intro playing ominously__
@@OlgaG18So are the people on the sidewalk 💀
People have intrusive thoughts while driving anyways. That's would be no problem
“So how did you die?”
“I saw someone’s search and watch history”
We turning into terminator with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"Imagine if I swerve a little to the left"
*Fcking dies*
No, but after surgery I will poke there.
Intrusive thoughts are gonna have a field day
My brain : what will happen when i die ?
Neurolink : lets find out!!
Jesus is coming back. Believe He died for your sins and rose again then repent to be saved.
@@IloveJesus777j77bro, no one cares lol
@@maricelagonzales9984 It's a bot.
@@IloveJesus777j77 Amen❤
@@maricelagonzales9984I care.
“Bro it’s just a prank”
*the prank:*
"Neuralink starts with a surgeon drilling a hole in your head"
AH HELL NAH
Intrusive thoughts boutta get wild 💀
Imagine you think of horny stuff in a room with a tv and your parents in there,
Then it just starts playing PH
That's gonna be so bad💀😭
@@Onefunworldfrfr😭☠️
My Brain: “Hope My car doesn’t Crash”
Car: *Swerves into traffic*
😮😮😮😮😮
Uh, hell no.
It's a lie
Lol
😂😂😂
Bros animation gets more terrifying every year
"Your yearly neurolink ad free plan has run out!"
*Proceeds to show a fucking Aldi advertisement in front of your vision*
“Wanna break from the ads?” 💀💀
-kawks a .45-
Hacker 🤑
-joe mama-
_lol_
im pretty sure its confirmed that theres ads
If Elon musk adds ads to neuralink, means getting ads in your dreams
😂😂😂😂
I’ve heard that so much bruh
LMAO
oh my god its like futurama!
Gotta charge you like he did to twitter
the blue lines breaking my brain💀💀💀💀
Imagine it interprets your intrusive thoughts 💀
The intrusive thoughts are gonna have a hell of a party
Facts
Elon Musk sometime in the future:
"execute order 66"
Good Tesla’s follow orders
Bro bouta make a brain washed army lmao
BLAST EM
@@ELEFTHERIOS88 [proceeds to fall 200ft off a cliff.]
Highly underrated comment 👏👏👏
* Drills a hole in the head*
"👁️ 👁️"
👄
"Hey! What's that thingy on your head?"
"Huh? Wait, no no no don't touch i-"
Everyone’s gangsta till ur intrusive thoughts become active💀
Ong
Or just watch hackers find a way to hack your brain, so that they can see a live video feed through your eyes that way when you’re entering your personal information for banking, they’ll be able to steal your info without even needing to scan it.. billionaires want you to put this technology in your brain but if you think them or any of their rich billionaire friends are gonna have this stuff implanted in their brain, you’re crazy and even if they did have something put in their brain, it would be a special version that would be free from all of the intrusive features that will be added to the ordinary person model
Siri pipes up: “your account has been banned for breaking thought policy”
Oh OH MY GOD, I DID NOT CONSIDER THAT
they obviously didn't consider people such as myself with conditions like p-ocd...
I don’t think the world would be ready to see my intrusive thoughts manifested…
Would you like to help me get Zach cancelled
@@IHateZachDfilmsNO
Hahahahahahahahaha 👌😂
@@IHateZachDfilms get out of here if you wanna not learn so badly just don't 🤓
In head: what if I just do a hard right
In real life: NONONO-NO WAI-WA-W-AIT WAIT
Mom:no phone,me:I’ll just remember memes
Intrusive thoughts are about to be actual actions😂😂😂
Imagine getting your neuralink hacked
neuralink itself is a hacker for your brain
Wouldn't work like that. Since you can't "hack" a brain, it's just the technology you control with your neurolink that could be hacked. But I see your point, I'd never put anything in my brain especially something that connects to the Internet, quite literally becoming part of the simulation lmao
Someone has already done that
@@D3Sant0bruh OP said imagine getting your neuralink hacked, didn't say anything about hacking your brain
Just hack back with brain 😏
Intrusive thoughts finna get wild
I imagine it would be similar to how your brain thinks things but doesn't mean to actually do them (a thought of slapping someone when instead you clench your fist and punch them)
"What if my brakes just stopped working?"
@@zachsands8869 Imagine they work again💀
😂
It’s gonna be more wild when robots are available to everyone
Imagine them inserting "Get a tesla car" thought in our brain to do marketing
They done airdropped him a rickroll
“So how’d you die?”
“🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖”
Well, we know others will die of stupidity. 😂
Nah, the robot went a little too deep 💀
@@catmatism good
"How did you die?"
"An ad came on while I was in the car about my comment blowing up"
Doctor: 🤦🤦🤦
Family: 😭😭😭
Elon musk: 📉📉📉💸💸💸
May that model fly high🕊️
erm actually it just transmits electrical signals from your brain and doesn't actually have an input 🤓 ☝️
@@arvt_ r/wooosh
Never sleep first on the sleepover
Some guy in heaven: How did you die?
me:Intrusive thoughts fully took over
Intrusive thought: I want to jump off this 100 story building
Neurolink: 👍
😂
l'appel du vide - “the call of the void” suddenly not a missed call.
Nuerolink action when they see this comment
POV: You're the first one to fall asleep at the sleepover
😂
Never gets old 🤣🤣🤣😭
Lol 😂
That's messed up
Bro, it's just a prank!
Netrunners slowly becoming a real thing with this one
i ain't ever getting one of those cause some computer out there gonna be trying to do the most vile of my intrusive thoughts
Imagine companies make u require u to pay to do basic body functions like breaths blinking or swallowing.
@@gamingcat1384 60 bucks for the lungs dlc take it or leave it
It’s all fun and games until someone quite literally hacks your brain
Your brain is an analog computer; it can’t be hacked.
But someone can upload you nightmare while you’re sleeping 😂 though.
@@venge5665I would be so pissed if someone zip bombs my neuralink with mha fanfics as a ”prank”.
@@Judgement-xv1pr ZIP BOMBS MY NEURALINK
@@Judgement-xv1prhonestly no one send massive amounts of big titty goth girls to my neuralink i would be so mad 😡
If your intrusive thoughts win😭
Imagine sleeping at 3am and you randomly get a ad 💀💀
one minute ago is crazy 💀
@@spiral-tm9ucno one asking is crazy
@@spiral-tm9uc51 seconds ago
@@Hudsongray123dawg
Would you like to play Gacha life with me
Neuralink is hands down the piece of technology I’m most excited to see in working action who knows, maybe we’ll get VATS😂
Later: a 5 second ad at work
"How did you die?"
"i got hacked"
"ah, getting hacked by a machete hurts"
"well..."
*me then trying to explain to the 100 year old explorer who got betrayed by his friend after they ran out of food how a robot can cut you open and put a chip in your brain*
🤯🧠
Intrusive thoughts gonna have a field day wit this one
The intrusive thoughts boutta go hard
"How did you die?"
"Well, my intrusive thoughts won."
lol
Nah fr , “hmm what if I just rear ended the living shyt out of this car” 🤣😅
"We have a mental health crisis across the globe. Let's make a brain microchip that makes everyone's deepest darkest thoughts into actions."
There's no mental health crisis, it's just that being lazy and whiney has become accepted because of a mass victim narrative
Why are you people more focused on that and not the fact you're being spied on.
Yeah sounds like an awful dystopian idea
Seems like the mark of the beast almost
That's literally NOT what it does 😂
The intrusive thoughts boutta go crazy
It’s all fun and games until it falls out
Hackers with a rickroll: Imma gonna end this mans whole career
That’s not gonna happen lil bro
cyberpunk quickhacks
they be pulling the cyber psychosis with this one
Not if the Implant has good security, made with things like biological security or isn't linked to a network, hacking is much harder if not connected to a network and something with bio based security.
@slyisdaname The individuals like V have security built in and Self ICE is a Cyberware to enhance that.
Everybody gangsta until the government starts monitoring everyone's thoughts
They already do.
@@jacksonrelaxin3425average conspiracy theorist
1984
They already know what you think. They wanna know HOW you think
or russian kids terminate 1m American neurolinks.. because they was bored 😴
this is how I imagined animating in future tbh
Imagine having intrusive thoughts while driving
“He’s asleep”
“Prank him John”
💀💀💀
you already know
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
@@kingofjune*joins in*
"so why are you in the hospital?"
"My brain got hacked" 💀
Thats a possibility
My brain starts lagging
@drudravndey3763 no it ain't its brain to chip not chip to brain you can only connect the thought of actions to tech not download anything to the brain so your not gonna get hacked its like trying to hack a remote YOU CANT HACK A REMOTE but it still works to the tv
I'm basically trying to say it's a one way link it will never control your brain nor connect to it like that it would be stupid the worst that can happen is that you'll be disabled which did happen but nothing more then death and that
Brain: Wanna Break From The Ads? 🗿
Me sending 500 million terabytes of memes to bro’s neurolink
Bro: burning of storage full
I swear there's like 100 movies that were made in the 1980s that warned us about stuff like this.
Good point just like the Simpson
@@IAmjokerAdversaryUponPeople only one
ohnny Mnemonic
R
1995 ‧ Action/Sci-fi ‧ 1h 36m
Read the bible, its 1000s of years old
@@Spilkes1The Bible has warnings about not implanting technology into your brain?