This was such a great moment. Reminded me of the interaction of Anton Chigurh the hitman and the gas station attendant in No Country for Old Men. Just that subtle, understated power dynamic. Absoultely fab
Dude i hope your RUclips channel blows up as much as your twitch channel you deserve this amazing community and the support u have. Im proud to be a fan of yours.
Hey Smoke. I found your channel a few weeks ago when I was in the hospital and your content had me laughing so hard. Got me through it. Now I'm back in the hospital and back on your channel laughing my ass off. Thanks, man. It helps a lot.
When the first guy denied you a bandage and your immediate response was "You're gonna pay for that," I knew this was going to be gold. Great content man, legit better than a tv show.
I watched this live, and was crying from laughter. Watched the VOD again with a friend, still as funny. And now im watching it for the 3rd time on youtube, and I'm still crying and my ribs are hurting. Smoke your content is absolutely incredible, keep it coming, we're loving it !
Jeez dude, literally only in DayZ. What an incredible game; despite it's flaws and bugs, it's the community and experiences that make this a 10/10 game for me. I love Tarkov, Squad, and Arma and the 70+ other games on my steam but man nothing beats DayZ in my book.
I watched this Live and my sides were splittin', especially when you ran in "hey lady its me heh heh heh", distinctly remember saying in chat "if this isnt a video idk what is!" Good show!
This had me cramping up from laughing so hard what an interaction man I loved this. Don’t have time to really check out the streams thanks for the upload brother
the ending was hilarious talking about how you felt bad but shouldnt and should stop feeling bad and you look over and your friend already kicked the bucket. lmao
This video right here! This is the Classic vibes of DayZ. Not getting sick gear and one tapping a guy from 600 meters. This is the A1 content you come for when you play DayZ. Amazing video, and your streams are just as good as your videos! LOVE THIS STUFF BRO!
My God.. more pure fucking dayz gold.. when you turned away at the end to say to the guy what you basically had planned in hindsight then look back and he's passed on already that gave me chills bro.. absolutely amazing content. "Well you truly were my savior" ..wow.
When you were talking philosophically to your new friend at the end just to turn around to a silent dead body and find out you were talking to yourself. Priceless 🤣🤣😂😂
OMG... I was watching your VODs on twitch and your chat was talking about "the Alison incident." Didn't know what they were talking about. But this was bloody epic. I couldn't stop laughing.
This was our first day on the new modded map known as Esseker (work in progress)
This story is so cool. I liked it a lot. Could you make just one Tarkov stream, please? All the old Tarkov streams are gone after 2 months.
I’m very much excited to see this map expand and open up.
@@AndyAtar tarkov ain't it bro
@@AndyAtar nahhhhhhhhhhhh
This was so funny
i had a moment irl i thought my neighbors would actually call the cops cause i was yelling so loud in my apt...HAAAALLLPPPPPPP
oh its you lol
There is no fucking way thats you LMAO
Allison. Thankyou so much for the laughs 😁
😂😂😂
your response was perfect!
If this isn't gold Dayz content then I don't know what is. Absolutely brilliant
So used to clan warfare and that stuff. but this, this is gold
Absolutely, this guys is just 😍😍😍
Don’t question him he is the best Dayzer in the whole wide world universe
Lady: *Screams for help at the top of her lungs.
Smoke: "She was so into it".
I heard it more like 'she was so into the game, she started screaming like it was real'
Episode starts:
Smoke " You're going to pay for that."
Me: gets excited " Oh, alright it's going to be one of those types of episodes."
This was such a great moment. Reminded me of the interaction of Anton Chigurh the hitman and the gas station attendant in No Country for Old Men. Just that subtle, understated power dynamic. Absoultely fab
Same here (grabs popcorn)
Bro listening to her tell the story is the best fucking dayz content I've ever seen in my fucking life I'm crying over this
I haven't laughed this hard during a stream in a long time. Thanks for the laughs Smoke!
“This guy is a sociopath!” .....So let’s make a fire in the building right next to where he attacked us 😂 “He’s a f-ing ninja”
"Hey, lady. IT'S ME" Hahahahahaha
Bruhhhh 😂😂😂😂
4:04 "Don't say anything"
"HELPHELPHELPHELPHELPHELP"
3:12 I've watched this 5 times already
@Йеркин Александр умора!!!😂😂😂😂👏😎👍
@@tipchel5709 ooomooooraaaaa
@@TrollDemN00bs boo ga ga!😂😂👋
He said are you hearing this as he eats the food 😂
Please anyone who hasn’t checked out Smoke on Twitch you’re missing out. The last few streams have been ones for the history books!
tbh, almost every stream is one for the history books !
FUNNY AF!
If only you could wheelie in Dayz
Mb gang
damn bro i watched u back when i was like 14 pitbiking lmao
Played to fucking perfection. Smoke is the GOAT.
Thanks for the spoiler .
@@Travis015 Shit, sry bruh
@@donovanhaas7315 lol all good bro
Lol I'd have rolled up on sks guy and have gotten blasted immediately. Pure luck
You can always count on a random scouser to turn up out of nowhere and save the day.
The best part of your streams and videos is when you make that noise right before murdering someone with a shovel.
peter griffin sound lol
4:45 "Hey, u hear this?" _starts munching the plum_ 😂
HOLY SHIT 19:40 DUDE IS SCOUSER KAIFAWKES Smoke and Kai duo is legendary
"Maybe we could skin her up" IMMEDIATELY pulls out hatchet. Dudes a savage.
Dude i hope your RUclips channel blows up as much as your twitch channel you deserve this amazing community and the support u have.
Im proud to be a fan of yours.
Hey Smoke. I found your channel a few weeks ago when I was in the hospital and your content had me laughing so hard. Got me through it. Now I'm back in the hospital and back on your channel laughing my ass off. Thanks, man. It helps a lot.
Hope your good bro
@melly sick individual u are
you out the hospital?
yo i died when she was screamin help lmfao the legitimate scared cries for help omfg i woke everyone up in the house im laughin so hard
HAHAHAHA that laugh at 3:23 gets me so bad. Smoke tries to keep a straight face so its hillarious when he cracks like that.
When the first guy denied you a bandage and your immediate response was "You're gonna pay for that," I knew this was going to be gold. Great content man, legit better than a tv show.
"shut up, shut up *hits wall twice*"
I watched this live, and was crying from laughter. Watched the VOD again with a friend, still as funny. And now im watching it for the 3rd time on youtube, and I'm still crying and my ribs are hurting. Smoke your content is absolutely incredible, keep it coming, we're loving it !
Holy shit when I seen the length of the video I was hype. Haven’t laughed so much from a RUclips video in a long time
Allison....She was the the crime boss that kept it all together...lol
This was incredible to see live. My sides were splitting, bush wookie ninja devil.
im proud i was there
Smoke: Gets emotional and starts telling a story.
Irish Lad: Ight, imma leave this plain of existence.
26:44
When he finished talking and turned around and the guy was motionless on the ground... Haven't laughed that hard in a while
*scouser
grade A quality
Jeez dude, literally only in DayZ. What an incredible game; despite it's flaws and bugs, it's the community and experiences that make this a 10/10 game for me. I love Tarkov, Squad, and Arma and the 70+ other games on my steam but man nothing beats DayZ in my book.
You have pretty bad taste in games
“Hey lady it’s me!” No on can HALP YOU NOW!
The dude at the end didn’t hesitate to cannibalize her Lmfao
"He didn't even say anything, he just walked up and starting beating the dog shit out of you."
Attaboy Smoke. He's not usually crazy but when he is...
This is the best dayZ interaction I've seen in a long time! Got the feels to play again, thanks for that :D
This is the only DayZ video on the youtubes where I occasionally think “I need me some ‘Psycho Ninja’.”
What a fucking adventure. I can’t believe this wasn’t scripted. Those guys were so incompetent it almost seemed like a comedy movie lmao. Awesome vid.
Watching this live had me legit crying laughing. So glad it’s on here now.
23:11 "Nah, we can skin'er up though, go halfsies, what d'ya say?"
**Welshman pull out axe silently** 😆
Welsh?
Scouse*
can we just talk about how fuckking massive that mega tree-bush was. perfect cover for your ninja Antics. Goated video.
2 year anniversary for this golden vidèo
Absolutely brilliant especially when the girl was squealing on you to her buddies lmfao
I watched this Live and my sides were splittin', especially when you ran in "hey lady its me heh heh heh", distinctly remember saying in chat "if this isnt a video idk what is!" Good show!
This had me cramping up from laughing so hard what an interaction man I loved this. Don’t have time to really check out the streams thanks for the upload brother
thats me 3:13 loloz
Lmao you were great!
What a perfect ending hahaha, honestly a modern day Shakespearean tragedy. Incredible!
It's funny as shit that the thought doesn't cross their mind to go check the bushes.
The look over at the end to see him dead XD
the people trying to find you are like level 1 npcs lmao they give up looking 5 seconds after you disappear
This laughs made my neighbor peek into the window and ask me WTF I was watching 😂😂 He is 68...he doesn't understand... 🤣 Amazing streams Smoke!! 🙌
Haha the 'take a nap' comment in the soft soothing voice had me rollin'.
"hes in there, he cant get out" LOL meanwhile hes already out and hiding LOLOL
this could be the greatest DayZ video in history.
This was content gold, i paused it half way to eat while watching and have a smoke and enjoy.
We all have those friends that are like “i hit him 4 times with my scorpion”
when trying to impress a female
“He’s saying they have Allison tied up”
“She’s this way”
*has the bag in his hand still*
15:30 The panic in her voice, died
i follow Smoke since 2018. Each stream i told to myself "i will never see someting so epic". And the next stream is more epic :D
Lmfao ohhh jimbo we know youre hereee... "proceeds to get rolled*
Dude! I must have seen this 15 times now and sent it to all my friends hahaha! So damn good man. Thank you Mr Smoke
Help help help(neighbours calling 911 home invasion) 🤣😂🤣
These Smoke videos are the best thing in youtube for me right now, just amazing. When i see the notification i come running.
the ending was hilarious talking about how you felt bad but shouldnt and should stop feeling bad and you look over and your friend already kicked the bucket. lmao
I remember watching this on stream. Man I was dying. Keep it up you’re finally getting the recognition you deserve. Good Shit Smoke 😂😂😂
The moments DayZ provides is unmatched. Absolutely hilarious!
The guy Smoke met with the SKS is definitely the guy who got trolled by DNSL in "The Longest Ruse" video.
True that! I heard the voice and thought instantly at this video xD
Lol he's a hacker 😂
I literally pissed myself laughing so hard! Good thing I was taking a shit at the time!
This video right here! This is the Classic vibes of DayZ. Not getting sick gear and one tapping a guy from 600 meters. This is the A1 content you come for when you play DayZ. Amazing video, and your streams are just as good as your videos! LOVE THIS STUFF BRO!
😂😂😂😂 I swear running in and out of the house with them reminded me of scooby doo cartoons….😂😂😂😂
6:47 😂 the thing on his hand while he say it.. I can't😂😂😂 those people's innocent af
My God.. more pure fucking dayz gold.. when you turned away at the end to say to the guy what you basically had planned in hindsight then look back and he's passed on already that gave me chills bro.. absolutely amazing content. "Well you truly were my savior" ..wow.
Her realizing she was was just screaming help irl had be roaring 😂. Good shit
The whole situaton is just hilarious!
You're officially the best DayZ player I've ever watched
Dude I died when you ran out of the bushes with that shovel. 😆
I watched this in the VOD just today, absolutely worth to put in a RUclips Video, I was laughing and grinning the whole time when that happened
I think she screamed help so much the cops showed up 😂
When you were talking philosophically to your new friend at the end just to turn around to a silent dead body and find out you were talking to yourself. Priceless 🤣🤣😂😂
2 years later and I am just now suggested this video. GG That was hilarious!! Hope to see more current DayZ vids!
15:31 this video is the best dayz video ever.
Hahahah yes! This was the best part!
I've been watching the 30 minutes of Allison on repeat, now I can save it for whenever you the man
WOW, very epic
torturing poor ol' alison.
I still think this is the single best dayz video ever 1yr later, or maybe top 10 iff i really thought about it
This is what dayz is all about..... Fucking love this video bro
Esse vídeo deveria ser patrimônio histórico do DayZ. hahaha
I started watching your videos last week. you are an entertainment machine 😂
Bro this was insanely well done!! Brilliant maneuvering too 😂😂 you had all those guys in complete confusion
"Hey lady it's me " this is fucking gold lmao
This has to be one of my all time favorite DayZ clips
OMG... I was watching your VODs on twitch and your chat was talking about "the Alison incident." Didn't know what they were talking about. But this was bloody epic. I couldn't stop laughing.
that situation at the start with that woman tied up with the bag over her head had me fucking rolling... this is the content I LOVE to see
First words, "I'm bleding", you know it's going to be a good video.
THAT FIRST GIRL YOU HIT WITH A SHOVEL LMAO
"Take a nap" 🤣🤣🤣
this might be the funniest DayZ video I've ever seen
"Hey lady, it's me" ! - haha dying from laughter
My guts hurting,my face is hurting,haven't laughed this much
in a long time dude,fkn gold!
Haaalp haaalp pmsl....
Hes a fkn ninja lmao
"Hey lady it's me hahaha" my sides are in orbit
The blonde chick screaming "help" mercilessly had me fucking dying
Never cry for help! Always scream fire, people come running.
One of my favorite dayz videos of all times