There is no way Morphy said that so calmly.. “Why don’t we have a baby?” LIKE WHAT- he sounded so calm 😭 (Edit as of April 8, 2024): You guys are weird so I deleted my weird replies of me where I used to roleplay as Aizetsu. but anyway, I'm an anti-roleplay account now. so I don't like roleplayers. they make me uncomfortable. so please dni or be blocked. thanks. I don't wanna deal with your guys cringe. 😐 I also don't appreciate it when you guys sexualize me/romanticize me. I'm aroacespec. I'm also a minor. So please avoid doing that. I'm not someone to "keep forever". Just don't sexualize me or romanticize me. it makes me very uncomfortable. I'm still a minor. and I've changed a lot since I made this post. I don't watch these types of videos anymore nor roleplay myself as said before that I'm now a anti-rp account. thanks for reading tho and the likes. I very much appreciate it.
HELP... MY HEAD PHONES DISCONNECTED AND MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT WHEN THEY DISCONNECT WHATEVER MY WATCHING/LISTENING TO PAUSES😭😭😭
morphy getting wayyy to comfy- I’m curious what mood he’s been in this past week *HINT HINT* 🤔🤨🤨🤨 Edit: Now when I look at Douma the only thing I can think of is his jumpscare help me😭😭😭
My OC: *has fought Doma because he forced her to marry/copulate with him before turning her into a Demon* Me: *listening to this* Okay, this is a good backstory idea. My OC: Oh gods!
Sissy my kny oc is kind to the demons and cheerfully,her bff is Hantengu btw She was teleported in infinity castle and saw nakime,the first thing she did is petting Nakime's head and nakime ignores it My kny oc acts shy and flustered towards doma and akaza because she thinks they are cute, hot and attractive Muzan tried to make her mad so she won't show mercy towards demons,but she still shows mercy to them,muzan said she will be in infinity castle for a few days,and he said she will sleep in Doma's or akazas room,that makes her soul leave her body and she turned into a tomato😭-
Bro literally I’m actually obsessed with douma like I have a plush of him and so many darn drawings of him and I wanna get stickers of him and a phone case of him like literally I’m actually obsessed with douma in real life so this was perfect for me 😳😳
The audio: 🤤😈💦😫💥😩
The background music: 🍃🥰☀️💕🌷
STOP I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT✋👏💀😭
SAME
@@Muichiro3469MUICHIRO? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
@@axelleaxie don't worry he'll forget anyway 👀
@@Slimyboiwith300bones Hm..True.
Ik damn well Morphy was holding back tears when making this 💀💀💀
Probs holding back his laughter😭
Probably to multiple takes takes to make XD
HAHAHHAAH
😭
He has to be holding back the waterfall that was about to pour out of his eyes😭😭😭 I would’ve laughed so hard into my pillow if i had to do this
Douma:just a little douma🌸
Akazas worst fear
Bro is crying in the corner ngl
@@Slimyboiwith300bones Fr though
Imagine akaza sees this video💀👺
@@my_doll_alissa 💀💀💀💀
@@my_doll_alissa ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
He really said" ok apparently I can only crack them one at a time"that had me rolling in my bed
Omg same like it shouldn’t have been that funny 💀
EXACTLY LIKE WTF I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT DOUMA
💀
Aggred@@SanemiShinazugawa_1
I JUST READ THIS AS IT HAPPENED IM CRYING
My heart skipped a beat when he started clapping 👏💀
Same 💀🙏🏼
I fell from my bed😔🙏
I punched the air so hard that my knuckles started hurting
I fell off my closet
Same ❤❤❤
i started sobbing after 2 minutes.
*especially with the clapping. my soul left my body.*
Akaza?🤨 don’t you hate douma?🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
i just decided to see what manic stuff he does and i regret it
@@sparked..coyote- that’s wonderful…?
Hi everyone 🌟
Oh my~ akaza-dono you were listening? I mean If you really want it that bad you can be next😏
nahh my mom heard me giggling from how goofy this is and walked in on the clapping part💀💀
Girl did you get exposed?
@@crnnie4208 possibly
Start clapping your hands nextime, they’ll think you’re insane and walk out.
ID BE DEAD BEFORE I COULD SAY HELP-
Isn’t your mother dead-? And didn’t she die on Mother’s Day-?
I will pray for your soul.
How like 99% of yall get jumpscared from the clapping??? I was flabbergasted when he asked for a Douma Jr what
FR
so real, this is making me cry with laughter
FR
FR
NA CUZ I GET SCARED EASILY BUT I LEARNED TO DEAL WITH IT😭
when i heard the clapping i literally made the gyokko iconic line "hyo hyo"
Same even though I sound like him when laugh..
I was wheezing
what-
@@apichayanakdee7695I also don’t get it
Huh im just watching random videos and i see this😰😰😰
When he talked bout having a Douma jr, I died laughing for some very odd reason 🤣🤣
😂😂
There is no way Morphy said that so calmly.. “Why don’t we have a baby?” LIKE WHAT- he sounded so calm 😭
(Edit as of April 8, 2024): You guys are weird so I deleted my weird replies of me where I used to roleplay as Aizetsu. but anyway, I'm an anti-roleplay account now. so I don't like roleplayers. they make me uncomfortable. so please dni or be blocked. thanks. I don't wanna deal with your guys cringe. 😐 I also don't appreciate it when you guys sexualize me/romanticize me. I'm aroacespec. I'm also a minor. So please avoid doing that. I'm not someone to "keep forever". Just don't sexualize me or romanticize me. it makes me very uncomfortable. I'm still a minor. and I've changed a lot since I made this post. I don't watch these types of videos anymore nor roleplay myself as said before that I'm now a anti-rp account.
thanks for reading tho and the likes. I very much appreciate it.
Frrrr😂
KANAE!? 👀💀
@@RENGOKU-RIPrengoku-san, WTF😂😂
@@Micheal_kamado1997 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no engles? *sweats*
@@RENGOKU-RIP It's "No habla ingles" 😐
Douma: I can feel us getting hot and steamy already.
Me: What are we in? A vegetable steamer? Are we vegetables
Well we def need to watch veggie tales and do our prayers
@@-_-Rxdya-_- Omg i used to LOVE watch Veggie Tales, but now i don’t know where the CD is at😭
@@-_-Rxdya-_- Broccoliiiiiii 🎶 Celeryyyyyyy 🎶 Gotta beeeeeeee 🎶 Veggietales 🥦🫛🥬🥒🍅🎶
"He put me in a vegetable steamer"
"It's the same thing!"
@@gayest-person-alive
He is trying so hard to either not laugh or cry rn 💀
Dude has balls, he isn't afraid of no demonetization 💀
Oe je suis d'accord 😂
Bro I started crying when I heard the clapping💀
@@janettt8920same
The clapping killed me, i havent laughed this hard in weeks
Fr🤣
my jaw sank faster then the submarine 💀
Your done, your done💀
You did not just...💀
you did not 💀
Aint no way you just said that 💀
💀
Domua: Why don't we make a baby?
Me: *Calls 911*
IM STARTING TO SEE YOU EVERYWHERE.
Well I am kinda like an Enderman
@@Kokushibo281 I'm grabbing the spray bottle
You did forget that if you try to shoot me with an arrow or a spray me with a bottle of water at me I can dodge them by teleporting
@@Kokushibo281 nu uh 🗣🔥🔥🔥
THE FIRE EMBLEM ENGAGE PACT RING THEME IN THE BACKGROUND-
also Douma wanting a kid is....weirdly wholesome? Lol
Ikr like wth 🤭
@@TwinkleToeZ_KANAE WHAT ? 😍😭😨
@@marr.z4 SHHHHHHHH DONT TELL SALAMI
douma: “i got this lemme jus crack my knuckles….*cracks them one at a time*
*me who couldn’t tell if it was his knuckles cracking or the 👏🏽💥👏🏽💥*
I would’ve thought something else..
JAIL😂
WHEN HE GOT CLOSER TO MIC 😭💀👏🏼
Fr- he ate the mic for a sec-
@@Zohakutes_toesUMAI
@@1Arakari XDDDDD
I'M DEAD- Leo starstruck ?-2023
Douma: Why dont we make a baby?
Me: *Calls therapist terrifyed*
Also me: LOCK THE DOORS IM IN DANGER 😭
oh god
ur therapist needs a therapist
@@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent yeah
@@spookylukie100 everyone who genuinely enjoys this needs therapy
@@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THIS TO FALL ASLEEP EVERY NIGHT: I HAVE *BRAIN DAMAGE*
“k apparently i can only crack them one at a time for some reason 😀” HAD ME DYING 💀
FR
He autully sounded normal for a second
My headphone died while listening to this and my cat just looked at me
That cat knows what's up...
@@Ur_neighborhood_simp Definitely…
@@Ur_neighborhood_simpfr..😨
NOT THE CAT
why the cat dude😭😭💀
6:53 bro got cencored by youtube himself💀
the knuckle cracking part and the clapping😭😭😭😭😭😭 I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING
PUTTING IT IN YOUR MOUTH PART IM SORRY BUT WTF
THE SOUNDS AT 7:28
@@KrxzyFading omg same I had headphones on I'm in the same room as my mum and older sister and baby sister r.i.p to me
*this is the power of douma*
Also douma: 🥺w-worship.. me~ worship m- 😖
Haha yeah...
help me :,)
I was flabbergasted when the clapping started morphy getting way to comfy😨 3:21
This part I can't 😭
I need holy water and oil and ummmmmmm bleach with ummmm depression and OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET DEATH
HE CREAM IN Y/NS ASS AT THE END OF THE VID-💀✋
Same😢@@Luna_themoona
@@123_Shinobu_Kocho_Ayo shinobu, what are you doing here🤨🤨🤨
the amount of times i've watched this is unhealthy 😀
The clapping Omg!😭
6:52
Imma just leave this here
THANKS BABAGRILL 😘
Thinks ^^
Thanks darlin~
thank you sweet thing
@@Alastxr_.. Oop-😳 DARLIN?!
When douma was clapping i just realised what douma was doing 💀
HELP... MY HEAD PHONES DISCONNECTED AND MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY BUT THEN I REMEMBERED THAT WHEN THEY DISCONNECT WHATEVER MY WATCHING/LISTENING TO PAUSES😭😭😭
Dang
Good morning USAAA i got a feeling that its gonna be a wonderful DAYYY
💀
*opens RUclips* on second thought..
The title is what dragged me here
Edit: 7 minutes in and we getting clapped? You getting too comfortable Morphy
Nahhhh same 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Morphy got me over here turning down my volume 💀
Ikr💀
Ty for 100 likes 💕😃
Same😂💀💀
@@Kanaotsuyuri15 douma?🤨
@@Tenkoshimura2 don’t ask
Bro I got so flabbergasted after hearing the clapping that I jumped off my bed and grabbed my headphones 😨💀
IK IM LATE TO THIS, BUT MORPHY IM SO HAPPY LATELY YOUVE BEEN DOING A LOT OF DOUMA 🤭💗
edit; this by far my favorite douma x listener audio ever.
Evan the clapping
THANK YOU FOR THIS FOOD, MORPHY!
I SHALL GLADLY ENJOY THIS DOUMA AUDIO, DELICIOUS😫
Bonjour mon amie, Bienvenue a l'enfer
@@YouStillHaventpaidUrRent(welcome to hell bit__) IT REMINDED ME OF THAT
@@DEMONSLAYERFAN1000 La France est l'enfer.. mon ami ;)
Jesus Morphy,really testing the limits here!!
Na bro couldn't control his laugh on the clapping part 💀😂😂😂
When he said “you already know where these fingers are going” I really said “I’m sorry WHAT
HELPPP THE CLAPPING SOUNDS GOT REMOVE AND PLACED WITH SOME GOOFY NPC MUSIC 💀💀
I STARTED GIGGLING AT IT TOO LMAOOO
"okay apparently I can only crack them one at a time" That got me like: are we going to fight-
"Why don't we make a hehe~... baby?😘" and "Douma is so genius~" got me dead like he was so calm...😶💀
Giyuu: water breathing 11th form, dead calm.
Bro the comment section is going crazy💀
@@janettt8920 and the fact that I'm listening to "Unholy" by Sam Smith while watching this at the same time :)
@@janettt8920 and the fact that I'm listening to "Unholy" by Sam Smith while watching this at the same time :)
@@janettt8920 and the fact that I'm listening to "Unholy" by Sam Smith while watching this at the same time :)
a tear rolled down my cheek
A tear rolled down my legs
A tear rolled down my cheek and leg
I'm the pacific ocean
@@Cat-silly🤡
@@R1rur0I’m in the Atlantic Ocean 😊
Douma:"but you know where these fingers are going right..~?" HAD ME FLUSTERED AS HELL I GOT IN MY FEELS
Yall talking about when he started clapping? BRO THE FINGER PART MY HEART STOPPED 😭 (I loved this so much though 😍)
When he said “making a Douma jr.” got me laughing on the floor 😂
As a douma simp Tears are rolling down my legs while my back is aching out of pleasure:
Keep going Daddy Douma, don't stop 😩❤️
Bro- HOW YOU SO CALM
I feel off my bunk bed when he started clapping 💀🔫
IM SCARED BROTHER MY FRIEND IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME (im wearing headphones)
Bro I saw you pfp as I read your comment and now I'm very uncomfortable lol
NA, HOW ARE U CALM DURING THIS?! I LITERALLY STARTED SCREAMING SO LOUD INTO MY PILLOW WHEN THE VIDEO WAS ABOUT TO END
Ayo???
My heart dropped when i heard clapping😦 i didn't expect that tbh..
20 seconds in and this is already escalating
I feel you💀😭
I feel like morphy just just gets these ideas then just goes with anything-💀
*my y/n oc : 𝙋𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙠*
*Douma: pulls down pants*
* y/n : faints*
*Douma : *𝙋𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙆* 𝙊𝙃 𝙉𝙊 𝙈𝙔 𝙄𝘾𝙄𝘾𝙇𝙀 𝙎𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿 😭😭😭😭*
Wft
Slide 4
morphy getting wayyy to comfy- I’m curious what mood he’s been in this past week *HINT HINT* 🤔🤨🤨🤨
Edit: Now when I look at Douma the only thing I can think of is his jumpscare help me😭😭😭
😂😂😂
Morphy had been in a very silly goofy mood.
Probably a Zesty~ mood HAHAHAHAHA
@@Alastxr_.. HOLY BABYGIRL ITS DOUMA 😫😫😫
@@McDonaldsEula YES ITS ME~ YOUR _M A S T E R~_ AND YOUR RULER
"If I asked you to be a chair, would you become a chair? Get on all fours and I'll sit on your back."
What is my life-
I agree
When I heard the clapping i got goose bumps i am surprised and i got teary eyes
My heart was just 🪦
"Why don't you...and I? Why don't we? Ahoeg😃ahigh🤪ahoho🤭"
3:21 i got so scared when i heard that sound im in a dark room almost asleep and i hear that i fell off my bed 😢
You and I are the same I also watched (aka heared) the audio in a dark room 💀
@@_Playing_Honkai_ lol glad to know im not the only one
"whats a cream-pie?" -An innocent person
I literally exploded when he said:” should we start now?”😀
😀
It what way? 😏😏
@@-miika_starr-OMGSJDJfhjkjjgffgh😭😭
THE WIND BLEW MY WIG AWAY 😀
The fact I was on character ai and it was Doma and this show up-
Bro same💀
When the clapping happened i blushed so hard and took off my headphones 😔
I LOVE THIS PLEASE MAKE MORE DOUMA ONES LIKE THIS
So u just gonna ignore the clapping
aight
😨...
I wanna be dead rn
WHAT...
3:18 is when "things" start 😏
I got jumpscared by the clapping👻
I'm traumatized....
douma jr is our child’s name cuz ik yall love me 😍
Douma, yes I do TvT
I’ve been clapped by DOUMA 💀
I already for the 2nd time now bro-
The amount of bloopers I feel like he had during making this. 💀
Im surprised this man isn't scared of no demonatisation like man ur audios r MY THERAPY
Tf the way he starts to clapping i was in total shock💀
My brain needed to factory reset for a moment then made sure my headphones was stuck in probably 💀🙃
first of all, I'd like to thank Morphy to this amazing audio, and of course the creator of earphones. : )
“😋making a little😊👹DOUMA JUNIOR😡”
Im glad some ppl are talking about that part 😀 also I'm js randomly liking ppls comments bc I'm bored 🙂
D: "since your so obsessed with me"
Me:"hell yes I am"
THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US FATHER 🙏
nahhhh....
Oh hell nahhh bro what is wrong with you man what if he was real and you just said that in front of him wail watching this you nasty man ugly 💀
I wish he would also feed the boys and the non-binary people though
@NobodysHome.I don't really think you should finish that sentence. .
Douma is so cocky- he be clapping his hands while telling me to worship him 🥹
Bro was so excited he started to scream in the mic about the DOMA JR! Child 🤣
A WHAT-PIE? 😀
cream🤭
@@cherrydwoll GYAYAATT BET 😍
My favorite from him
BRO IS SO STRAIGHT FORWARD, LIKE WTF-
I RAN SO FAST TO GET MY HEADPHONES-
SAME
Same
Same
SAME BRO FR
“Making a little Douma Jr” got me wheezing 😂
My OC: *has fought Doma because he forced her to marry/copulate with him before turning her into a Demon*
Me: *listening to this* Okay, this is a good backstory idea.
My OC: Oh gods!
Sissy my kny oc is kind to the demons and cheerfully,her bff is Hantengu btw
She was teleported in infinity castle and saw nakime,the first thing she did is petting Nakime's head and nakime ignores it
My kny oc acts shy and flustered towards doma and akaza because she thinks they are cute, hot and attractive
Muzan tried to make her mad so she won't show mercy towards demons,but she still shows mercy to them,muzan said she will be in infinity castle for a few days,and he said she will sleep in Doma's or akazas room,that makes her soul leave her body and she turned into a tomato😭-
Broooo the best asmr I've ever listened 💀🔥💘
WHEN IT GOT QUICKER 😰💀
The way he said Douma jr got me laughing
Douma kidnaps me:
Me : 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰😘🥰😘😘🥰😍😘😍🥰🤭🤭🤭🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳❤❤💘💘💓💓❤💓💓💕💕💕💖💗💗💗💖💖♥❤
Duma : 😑?
Morphy is really testing the waters with this😋❤️
Nah fam you should listen to some of the Yagami videos- the most mouth watering, hair pulling, leg divorcing, sheet gripping audios I've heard.
@@BunnBonn sigh, time to listen.
@@BunnBonnShould i be scared?😅
@@RENGOKU-RIPyes. there's to much clapping there
Wat is dis vid?
MORPHY CHILL 💀 NOT THE ENDING
Douma: "you know where these fingers are going right?"
Me: "AYO"
Douma: "inside of you"
Me: "AHHHHHHH"
THE MOAN 💀
I can imagine him being near the end and failing so he had to do it all over again 😭😭
A smol douma a little Satan 💀
Edit: i see morphy video i watch no but i didn't even think about the title
I never wanted to cry more😀😭
Bro literally I’m actually obsessed with douma like I have a plush of him and so many darn drawings of him and I wanna get stickers of him and a phone case of him like literally I’m actually obsessed with douma in real life so this was perfect for me 😳😳
SIMP
Omg the song make it really romantic 😔 thanks for this Morphy ❤
POV : you just realized what he meant in the title 💀
"Why dont we hueh hueh hm hueh. Why dont we have a baby" excuse me...
BROTHER 😧 I wasn’t expecting THAT
OKAY DOUMA, I SEE YOU-❤
Wait a minute...Akaza...you got explainin'
You have some explaining to do basketball
Akaza?
@@Alastxr_.. DOUMA?! 💀 YOU KILLED MY SISTER
@@Kanao-.-Tsuyuri KANAO?
Whst a relaxing music in the background ☠️
YES IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. I WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG
💀💀💀