sugahsprinklez LOL I heard that as a 5 year old and I am christian 😂 but now I am 14 and well, I guess I am dying soon 😂 (if you get what I was getting at)
Actually if she is religious she is preventing them from having kids so Jesus can have more followers and more people with his faith Don’t flame me it was just a joke
At my school its "If you have sex you're going to die and be forgotten while you burn in he'll Also... Schools are much worse I was crying one day and went to hug my bf for comfort.. Got detention for being inappropriate WHILE THIS BITCH IS GETTING ASAULTWD NEXT TO US, S C R E A M I N G FOR HELP MIND YOU But no hugging is a mortal sin apparently
What r u doing watching this stuff at work in the first place? Edit: I guess I can’t really talk actually. I was once giggling to myself at a news article about Elon Musk being his usual cringey self while I was in my Uni library and meant to be setting up my laptop so I could get some work done! 😅
Y’all I’m Christian but when I was 9-10 I was FED UP with not knowing and asked my mom blatantly “how do babies actually get made” and she said “oh gosh ok” and sat me down and told me the gosh dang truth. BE HONEST WITH UR KIDS 🤦🏻they can handle it. Of course I hated every second of it and still do cuz I’m asexual but you know what? She told me scientifically. We are a hardcore Christian family but I don’t recall her bringing God into it 💀she just straight up told me how it all happens. None of this “when 2 people love each other” crap no she told me all the science and asked me what I understood about my own body so that I could better understand. Don’t be a parent if you’re gonna lie to your kid. Anyway that’s my story😂anyone else have actually decent parents?
Damn, my parents never ever taught me the actual way of how babies are made or where they come from. They just told me “they come from the mommy’s belly” and that’s it. Since then I’ve had so many theory’s in my head about how babies are made (like eating a jelly bean or getting married right on the spot) until I stumbled across the Internet and found out how.
🤭As a sex repulsed person I find this hilarious- and I am glad my mom really educated me more than my school ever did. As one of the first girls to get my period in elementary school I had to educate most of the girls because their parents were religious and didn't teach these poor girls.😟
@Marilyn Pedroza Rodriguez 8 or 7???? That's very rare I think. I get a lot of girls get it young and I know there are some who get it at that age, but it's not typical at all. I havent met anyone who got it younger than 10
I hate how premarital sex is so hated upon. It’s not wrong and people want to feel pleasure. I hate how people are so hated and frowned upon for teen pregnancies. It’s so horrible.
Boy: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married” Teacher: “well I guess you just have to be prepared to die” Me “THE VINE” 💀 Edit: how tf this get so many likes 😂
The part where she told the boy that he has to prepare to die that was actually a meme or a vine people made. When I watch compliation I see that scene
All I could think while Angela was talking was 3 things: 1: has she experienced this that often? 2: why is a granny teaching us this? 3: wtf is a woman teaching us about men?
The finger into the circle thing is literally how I found out!! Besides being a ranch kid and seeing animals doing it i never rlly connected the dots. Well at least not till the day in sixth grade on the bus when the seventh graders found out and just kept going in and out😳😳😳😂
Regardless if you have sex before you get married or not, marriage isn’t gonna stop someone from getting aids if your spouse has it. That flight attendant lady doesn’t know wtf she’s talking about 🙄
"Slippery.....shes not an ice rink!" "I need to grow up..." I cant- I'm dying of laughter Edit: okay okay I only saw this today but thank you for like a thousand likes and a daz heart!!! Thank youuuu
This perfectly captures the embarrassment and awkwardness of your parents giving you "the talk". My talk also included a lot of religious stuff... Also that AIDS video has so much inaccurate information, like seriously.
@@sgmylovee Per regulation 274.35, subsection 1356-2 of the Unbreakable Regulation Arrangement of Countries Undergoing Nasty Trends, or U.R.A.C.U.N.T., you have been found to be currently engaging in an act of dead meme-ry. You are therefore required to, and without delay, remove said offensive meme or suffer the consequence of forever being convicted as a T.W.A.T., or Twit Wasting Air and Time. This is your first and FINAL warning.
"Everything is based on love." "Then you haven't been to the club then have you lady?" *I'm dead.* 🤣☠🤣 7:16 *double dead* 😂🤣😂🤣 (Please do more sex videos Daz!)
Jamie M i saw this one video- “what if you Decide that you wanna have sex before you get married?” “well i guess you just have to be prepared to die.” lmao i just thought i should share this
That Health video was a nightmare. She wants every student to die after they do the birds and the bees like seriously what are their parents is gonna react to this in the 80s or the 90s
Woman:**talking about a serious virus**
Daz: Was this sausage roll
made by Zeus or something!?
Daz liked it
@@happy._.life323x8 EVERY BITE IS A PEICE OF HEAVEN -Daz
I was just the 1k liked person WOOOO
Harvey Garrod very true 😂
my dog is called zeus 😁
*"Sorry, I need to grow up... Slippery... She's not an ice rink."*
*"He's just there with a camera like 'BEND HER, OVER'"
Yeah I watched this video. you don't need to quote to get likes, dumbass.
I read this as he said it
XD I can’t stop laughing
ThaRealSTR8Fightah 76 stop coining for him he can do what he wants
ThaRealSTR8Fightah 76 shut up you mong 😂
“Slippery? She’s not an ice rink.” - Daz Black 2020
She got some wap
@@NaomieYaVonne 😂
*rappers taking notes
hahahahahahha
Fuck 2020 I luf Daz he makes quarantine so much better ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤
Daz literally nailed the impression of Peter Griffin saying “shut up Meg”.
time stamp?
@@detroitsouthwestlover 1:54
Daz: * holds up the sausage roll *
“this is love”
i felt that.
Same lol
On a spiritual level....
I like greggs sausage rolls they are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good
Yep😂
Ok, don’t want to start a war, but do you prefer Greg’s or Baynes.
"W-what if I wanna have sex before I get married?"
"Well, I guess you'll just have to be prepared to die."
One of my favorite vines of all time 😂😂😂😂
Yes omg can we be friends
that's what i thought when i saw the video, im surprised daz didn't talk about it lol
Hahaha
sugahsprinklez LOL I heard that as a 5 year old and I am christian 😂 but now I am 14 and well, I guess I am dying soon 😂 (if you get what I was getting at)
@@ConnorPearson18 lmao nice (I got it)
"Tell me she's not dressed like Meg Griffin"
"Shut up Meg"
LMAOOO
he sounded just like him too wtfff
😂😂
I was like 😳😂😂
Daz is the only person who I don't get creeped out by when he eats on camera, instead, he makes it funny! What a legend!
Look up what is involved in and caused by nonhuman animal products like meat (:
@@Cassxowary "Frieza space music for relaxation/sleep/etc"
“What if I want to have sex before I get married” teacher- I guess you will have to prepare to die” I-💀
i didn't even realise that meme came from this video
Ladies and gentlemen we found the meme *HEAVY APPLAUSE INTENSIFIES*
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING 😱😂
Why does it sound like a threat tho?
Actually if she is religious she is preventing them from having kids so Jesus can have more followers and more people with his faith
Don’t flame me it was just a joke
“well that’s a bit depressing love. maybe if you weren’t wearing *YOUR CURTAINS* your husband would do more for ya”
“I guess you have to be prepared to die.” Had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 imagine a teacher saying that to a kid now and days😂😂😂 God I miss talks like that lol
“now and days”
@@goobiesnoobswho cares
now and days 😌
My lovely, catholic mother, when I asked at age 10 "mum, what's sex?"
"well uh, the stick goes in the hole..."
I haven't let her live that down
@Justin Scott Quinn same
@꧁•Thë Lôsërs Squâd꧂ same
@[]・Im Nø̈t Nø̈rmăl・[] bruh she said that to me too and i learned from online XD
😂😭
Lol
Woman: *kisses boy
Woman: “I feel slippery”
Lydia M LMFAO
Lmaoooooooooo
Daz: *SHES NOT AN ICE RINK*
Me:😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Omg🤣🤣
Boy: "What if I wanna have sex before I get married?"
Teacher: *So you have chosen death*
At my school its "If you have sex you're going to die and be forgotten while you burn in he'll
Also... Schools are much worse
I was crying one day and went to hug my bf for comfort.. Got detention for being inappropriate
WHILE THIS BITCH IS GETTING ASAULTWD NEXT TO US, S C R E A M I N G FOR HELP MIND YOU
But no hugging is a mortal sin apparently
Teacher: is that *premarital HAND HOLDING* i see you have chosen death young one
Its treason then
Candy Speice same happened to my gf
It’s really stupid and dumb
HEROES NEVER DIE
My boss is looking at me with a mix of amusement and anger as I'm laughing my arse off lol I hope I'm not fired. Thanks Daze you're the GOAT
did you get fired?
@@astrus7110 thankfully not lol
@@averywatkins9419 good 👍
What r u doing watching this stuff at work in the first place?
Edit: I guess I can’t really talk actually. I was once giggling to myself at a news article about Elon Musk being his usual cringey self while I was in my Uni library and meant to be setting up my laptop so I could get some work done! 😅
Daz spends 70% of his videos laughing at his own jokes and its hilarious
so true
Lol
True
Trueee
@Arcana Magician i know right lamo
Teenagers: **exist**
Daz: 'She's like one' 'She's just been born'
I’m one now 😔
@@noctuasun3112 i like your username
@@idi0t.r4t80 ty 😁
she’s just a fetus 💀
The kids he called one are actually 12 or 13 or mabye 11
“Slippery?!?! she’s not an ice rink!” got me killing myself laughing-
🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’d wish he would watch part 2 of this where this women calls the penis John Willy.
SHOTOOOOOOO OH MY HECK
@@modernfamilyluvver HIIII
Y’all I’m Christian but when I was 9-10 I was FED UP with not knowing and asked my mom blatantly “how do babies actually get made” and she said “oh gosh ok” and sat me down and told me the gosh dang truth. BE HONEST WITH UR KIDS 🤦🏻they can handle it. Of course I hated every second of it and still do cuz I’m asexual but you know what? She told me scientifically. We are a hardcore Christian family but I don’t recall her bringing God into it 💀she just straight up told me how it all happens. None of this “when 2 people love each other” crap no she told me all the science and asked me what I understood about my own body so that I could better understand. Don’t be a parent if you’re gonna lie to your kid.
Anyway that’s my story😂anyone else have actually decent parents?
Not Me, but you have great parents I can see that
Damn, my parents never ever taught me the actual way of how babies are made or where they come from. They just told me “they come from the mommy’s belly” and that’s it. Since then I’ve had so many theory’s in my head about how babies are made (like eating a jelly bean or getting married right on the spot) until I stumbled across the Internet and found out how.
“Maybe if you weren’t WEARING YOUR CURTAINS YOUR HUSBAND MIGHT DO MORE” I’m sorry lmaoo😭😭
I just watched that bit while reading this
😂😂😂
I lost it when he said curtains💀🤣
SquixFN there are a lot of kids mincraft kids Fortnite kids and roblox kids you are a roblox kid
Julia hehe 😂
2:40 daz: “the only things changing is my stomach going outwards”
creepy lady: *winks*
I had to go back and watch that again and thats creepy
I dont think ill ever eat a sausage roll without thinking about this
DID NO ONE SEE THAT THE SECOND VIDEO WAS CALLED-
"Sex before marriage? Prepare to die!"
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING😂😅😂
I can personally say I had sex before marriage and I died 4 years ago 😔
Omg LOL
Y'all I'm prepared to die, it okay tho 2020 kinda sucks😂
Same I was dying
YoghurtFox yeah!!!
*the video being about sex education*
Daz: *begins video admiring a good sausage roll*
I CANT BELIEVE HE ACTUALLY PUT IT AS HIS OUTRO 😭😭
IK NANANANJAJAJA BBAJAHHAHA KKKK
Spoiler alert: he didn’t keep it 😭😭
@@tough_delicacy 😐👹👹👹✨✨
IKR 😭😭😭
Me to hahahag
The 2nd teacher is clearly sexually frustrated.
Teacher: "I still never had sex yet so if I can't have sex, then these kids can't"!
ᴛʜᴇ ❗️sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴀᴄʜ 😂sᴏᴢ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟɪɴɢ ʜᴀs ᴍᴇ
To trueeeee
"She's not an ice rink."
"I'm not a tap."
Sex biology is just a naughty utility.
Harry Cozens Shes not an Ice rink, I’m not a tap, can I make it anymore obvious.
"I don't shoot Evian"
Actually the woman is a door lock and the man is the key
🤭As a sex repulsed person I find this hilarious- and I am glad my mom really educated me more than my school ever did. As one of the first girls to get my period in elementary school I had to educate most of the girls because their parents were religious and didn't teach these poor girls.😟
17 year old: *exists*
Daz: DUDE THEIR LIKE *ONE*
@Froodle Noodle ive seen younger looking 17 year olds 😂
They look about 9
@Marilyn Pedroza Rodriguez true!
@Marilyn Pedroza Rodriguez 8 or 7???? That's very rare I think. I get a lot of girls get it young and I know there are some who get it at that age, but it's not typical at all. I havent met anyone who got it younger than 10
Daz knows too much
“what if i wanna have sex before marriage?”
“well then u should be prepared to die” lmao what
I hate how premarital sex is so hated upon. It’s not wrong and people want to feel pleasure. I hate how people are so hated and frowned upon for teen pregnancies. It’s so horrible.
@@katya_karpeyev5833 as long as you wearing a condom you good 💀
McDrankles NoU condoms break 🤷♀️
I no but like how is it wrong to have sex before marriage like just how?
@@wya.ang1e Cause "WeArInG a CoNdOm Is LiKe PlAyInG rUsSiAn RoUlEtTe"
The way that teachers was explaining AIDS sounded like she thought that as soon as you get married, you become ammune to it.
Daz "And you have creepy ass dolls everywhere"
I just started laughing my ass off🤣🤣
“Wow no foreplay? That’s depressing, love. Yeah? Maybe if you weren’t wearing YOUR CURTAINS, your husband might do more.”
-Daz
I love it username
May I enter the taeverse
@@kayleighaj_1007 did you seriously forget the fucking butter?
Can I please enter the Taeverse 🥺🥺
every time daz sees a child: “she’s like...one”
Lol 😂
😂
fr tho 😂
I’m able to do the anger level on ur comment
when daz she’s his wife “she’s like.. one.
Boy: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married”
Teacher: “well I guess you just have to be prepared to die”
Me “THE VINE” 💀
Edit: how tf this get so many likes 😂
I was surprised that daz didn't know it 🤔😂
The name of the video literally is titled 'Sex Before Marriage? PREPARE TO DIE' Like wtf?
I guess I'm dead then.
Vine was a banger
I'm surprised Daz didn't know it even though he was a viner
Daz is the ONLY youtuber that actually makes me laugh. His laugh is really contagious
Boy: What if I want to have sex before I get married?
Woman: * Insert Sauromon voice * So you have chosen Death...
Saruman* c'mon g
...well IM PREPARED TO DIE TAKE ME DAMIT
*Saruman
“He’s just in the corner with a camera like”
BEND HER OVER😂😂😂
IKR I FUCKING DIED- 😭🤚
@@so_lovl3y SERIOUSLY
😂😂
XD
I laughed so hard that soda is coming out of my nose 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Nobody:
Daz eating sausage roll: "this is some serious gourmet shit"
Yo dont anger the dazzle
Finally...some good fucking food
i love foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
@@Winbretrio food
"This is love"
Thanks!
The part where she told the boy that he has to prepare to die that was actually a meme or a vine people made. When I watch compliation I see that scene
FireBolt Pug AHAHAHAH SAME-
"BeNd HeR oVeR" literally killed me XD
b a k u g o u fr tho😭💀
Same XDDD 😂😂😂😂
😂👏🏻
Same
Same 😂
Lady: "...the woman's body is getting ready to receive the sperm."
Daz: "yea she's like this: o0o
I cant I'm wheezing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean.. o0o
Risky bish hahahahaha haha I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
𒊹︎0𒊹︎
8:46
Had to come back to this and again had me in tears. My family was very concerned for me😭😭
HELP I LITERALLY ON THAT PART WHILE READING YOUR COMMENT- 😭
AND ITS FUNNY CAUSE HE ACTUALLY DID THAT IN THE END OF THE VIDEO BAHAHAH
Daz at the club: wow you're fit
Girl: aha thank yo-
*gets smacked in the face by a banana*
Lol!😂😂
Suga the rock wsp army!🥺
“Yeah, she’s like this : 👁O👁” KILLED MEEEE
Same
As soon as I read this he said it and I cracked up to 😂
Same I came to the comments for that
Me: breathing
Daz: Says one word
Me: laughing my head off trying to breathe
Ahahhahahahaha same🤣🤣🤣🤣XD
lol literally me
Abigail H omg I’m literally doing that!
Lo l
For real though every time u watch him i die LMAO
Daz can make a simple thing hilarious by just laughing at it 🤣
I know.🤣
“Maybe if you weren’t wearing your curtains your husband would do more”
Excuse me while I resurrect🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sex Ed back then can be summarized with two sentences:
DON'T! GOD NO LIKEY!!
Krimson Klaww that technically two sentences
@@wrxxsubaru976 there fixed it.
That’s 4 words
@@maximrao3778 they count as sentences because of the exclamation point
All I could think while Angela was talking was 3 things:
1: has she experienced this that often?
2: why is a granny teaching us this?
3: wtf is a woman teaching us about men?
1:05
Daz:Today we will be looking at how far we have “come”
Me:don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it
“He’s just there with a camera BEND HER OVER” 😂😂😂
That kills me lol
I was laughing so much
3:48 😂💀
I had a male teacher for science and we had sex ed, and i shouted “sir, what about foreplay” and he said “idk my wife never lets me do it” 😂😂 poor guy
Damnnnn poor dude😂😔
Pore-🤠
Fake
Ok 😐
Now i belive hoh jesus
Daz: This is why I can’t be a teacher
Me: Imagine Daz being a teacher..... THAT WOULD BE AWSOME
OHMYGOD YES YES YES YES
Fuck ye
He can teach you how to spell awesome 🤣
@@Underscore12301 LOL
IKKKKK I WISH HE WASSSS
The finger into the circle thing is literally how I found out!! Besides being a ranch kid and seeing animals doing it i never rlly connected the dots. Well at least not till the day in sixth grade on the bus when the seventh graders found out and just kept going in and out😳😳😳😂
"Just pictures it as if you're all crawling into one bed together"
The girl: 😏
That’s a lot.
The 400th nezuko I have seen this week 😂
Me and that girl should be besties judging on that
@@jooshmeredooth1063 same this is like the 100 nezuko ive seen and its only monday
@@jooshmeredooth1063 Dayum son that's alot of Nezuko's!
sex ed classes in the 80s: *boring*
classes now: *cAcKLiNg aNd giGgLEs*
I cried out with laughter
Omg yes ahaha
i fucking cried from laughter no joke and i was send out because they though i had an asthma attack xd
So true lmao lmao lmao lol lol lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wouldn’t know I was not born then
That good or bad bc I kinda hate my generation ngl just hate how everyone is always on there phone
No one:
Daz: slippery? She’s not an ice rink.
Me: on the floor laughing
Same
That joke had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
Regardless if you have sex before you get married or not, marriage isn’t gonna stop someone from getting aids if your spouse has it. That flight attendant lady doesn’t know wtf she’s talking about 🙄
"Slippery.....shes not an ice rink!"
"I need to grow up..."
I cant-
I'm dying of laughter
Edit: okay okay I only saw this today but thank you for like a thousand likes and a daz heart!!! Thank youuuu
same, i dont wanna grow up, that shit is funny XD
👍🏽
😂😂😂
😂✌
@@Albme94 me to me to let's go to Neverland lol xD
daz : "how's it going dazz-"
ad : " mY pErIoD gOeS bEyOnD pAiN "
I hate period
😭😭😭😭😭
Hehe
Pampron? Right? Lmao
Lili Black ikr same
THAT FRIGGIN PAMPRIN AD
Daz: Why would any girl draw a love heart and tape onto the wall
4 year old me hiding in the corner
No me I am a trans boy
Why would you say that dude
@@lordsubnoseanomic why not?
It's just a bit random😂
@@adrian404 🤣
“Maybe if you weren’t wearing your CURTAINS- your husband might do mORE”
I literally almost choked
No pun intended- sorry- 😂
Katie Wolf yeah that’s right Asian ;)
Sorry lmfao
Sameeee 😂
Literally the shadeee
Sierra Carter 😂😭
“You just have to be prepared to die!”
Ahhhh, my wedding vows…
As an Irish person, We do not claim the freaky old doll lady
Emily Reynolds I’m not catholic, just Christian. But we don’t claim her either.
I'm from Ireland too
Same 😂
I’m from cork yup yup 🇮🇪🇮🇪🔴⚪️
Jennifer White same
Nanny McFee: ‘The sperm is transferred into the woman’
Daz: ‘Ok I’ll eat that later....’
Lucas Cotterill McPhee* 👍🏻😊
NANNY MCFEE! XDDD
NANNY MCFEE BRUUHHHHH😂😂😂😂
You spelled my last name wrong lol
Blqkmoon allow my dyslexia 😂😂
“He’s just sitting there in the corner like BeNd HeR oVeR”
Me: falls off bed from laughing too hard 😂😂😂
Literally me rn
I have two kittens on my stomach and I cant laugh or they will fall off halp
I cant laugh cause then ill wake everyone up in my house
Kelsey O'Neal I’m laughing so hard
Kelsey O'Neal me tooo
This perfectly captures the embarrassment and awkwardness of your parents giving you "the talk". My talk also included a lot of religious stuff... Also that AIDS video has so much inaccurate information, like seriously.
I’m surprised she didn’t just talk about the “special kiss that make someone pregnant “ with the way she’s bloody going on ahahahh😂😂
BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY:
Does that sausage roll beat a Greggs sausage roll tho?
MitchTheLich not possible
greggs sausage rolls will forever be superior
how dare you suggest otherwise
Greggs is awful
Greggs the bestt
@@sleepysnakey7399 u guys tried a cornish pasty or sausage roll?
“I don’t wanna talk about growing up, you weird old lady.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 I was weak
I mean, he's speaking for most of us, I think-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dekuuu
The way he put down his food when she started talk got me dying 😂✨💀💀
Daz: “maybe if you weren’t wearing your CURTAINS your husband might do more”
i cried laughing at this
what’s the time stamp 😨
“Slippery?... she’s not an ice rink..”
Wow- 😭😂
I- my dirty thoughts went:🔝
Teagan I just died a little😂
😂😂😂😂
Anxious bby girl LMAO
Old woman: The woman is getting ready to receive the sperm
Daz: Yeah she’s like this **opens mouth**
Lol
That's sus😂
I know
@@sgmylovee Per regulation 274.35, subsection 1356-2 of the Unbreakable Regulation Arrangement of Countries Undergoing Nasty Trends, or U.R.A.C.U.N.T., you have been found to be currently engaging in an act of dead meme-ry. You are therefore required to, and without delay, remove said offensive meme or suffer the consequence of forever being convicted as a T.W.A.T., or Twit Wasting Air and Time.
This is your first and FINAL warning.
@@biggiecheese26 wow
"Well, I guess you just have to be prepared to die" IS WILD💀💀💀
“Using a condom is like Russian roulette”
Shaquille Oatmeal wtf
💀
*anyway i started blasting*
Why is this so true?
sometimes you have to fly to mexico sometimes you can have round 2
I have a relationship with my bed. We sleep together every night
Lmfao
Y e s
Me and my bed sleep all day and all night if I'm lucky ;)
Me and my bed cuddle with each other for hours it’s such a nice bed 😌
Gacha Girl Nova same it’s not even at night it’s both day and night 😂
RIGHT AS THE LADY SAID "how would you get AIDS in your body"
I got an ad with a kid that was like "CRAFT MAC AND CHEESE"
Monokuma aaaaaaa
"Everything is based on love."
"Then you haven't been to the club then have you lady?"
*I'm dead.* 🤣☠🤣
7:16 *double dead* 😂🤣😂🤣
(Please do more sex videos Daz!)
That last sentence. I'm uh. I took that wrong
YES WE NEED A DAZ SEX TAPE
You may wanna change the last bit mate-
“GOD AINT GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LAY IT DOWN IS HE” I’m actually dying 😂😂
I read this right before he said this😂
Katie Mcdonald same it's just as I got to this point 😂😭
Ceri Sian it happened to me again : I read this comment whilst he said it 😮 😆
Same Katie Mcdonald
I made it 444 :3
"This is the best sausage I've ever had🤤"
*cries in dirty mind*
Glad I’m not the only one who was thinking about that🤣
@@That_Rainbow_Butterfly how did I not
Ahh no why my mind
@@maybe_itz_layla1502 😂
Troo
"I guess you'll have to be prepared to die"...
That sentence made me laugh so hard, that I almost peed myself 🤣
“The only changes in my body are my stomach going outwards” I felt that on an emotional level 😂
abdominal level*
im sorry im so sorry lmao
"Maybe your husband might give you more if you weren't wearing YOUR CURTAINS"
I'm actually choking rn
ooOOOo0oO0Oooo choking on what? XD
@@ameliashandcraftedmemes7888 HMMMMMMMMM, I WONDER
mursumoop I died when he said that
@@spamaramagama1265 ikr
"well maybe if you weren't wearing your *CURTAINS* your husband might do more" I AM CRYING
joonbloom your profile picture is adorable
I love the fact that so many armys watch his videos
yess armys ☺
@@cleetusbartholomew thank u !!
@@astr035
"That's depressing love, yah, maybe if you weren't wearing your CURTAINS, your husband might do more"
I died as soon as the woman said “erect”
Sarah Lampkin omg same
Wait if you died how are you typing?!
@@speedz3420 r/whooooosh
Sarah Lampkin daz eating the sausage roll made that so much funnier for me
@@inhle1688 yes. I almost died laughing
*Daz:* "This is the best sausage roll ever!"
*Greggs:* "You have chosen death"
I've seen you on a Daz video before I think it was last year
I've seen you
Lady: "the womans body is getting ready to receive the sperm."
Daz: "yea, shes like this 😲"
I- I wasnt ready for that😂
Jade Tyler skkskskso
I laughed out loud
Ikr lol 😂
Jade Tyler time?
Jade Tyler I literally died laughing at that part 😂😂
Right after 11:31 I got a ad saying “by having a iPhone” 😂😂
“sO iT cAn EaSiLy sLiP iN aNd OuT . nO tRoUbLe”
💀
No trouble
Your the best daz
Bellaandahalf YT that’s Irish 1980-1990s sex education for ya!
💀💀
Video: **Talking about sex education**
Daz: **Eating sausage rolls**
Daz: “JESUS THIS SAUSAGE ROLL IS SO GOOD”
😂😂😂😂😂
i- LOL
@@robin-wy3hq stfu
jason mann ikr
Why has that comment got 200+ likes 2020 cant get anymore fucked
Glizzy gobbler
This reminds me of "if you have sex, you will get pregnant, and die"
Don't do it in the missionary position, don't do it standing up, just... don't do it.
Jamie M i saw this one video- “what if you Decide that you wanna have sex before you get married?” “well i guess you just have to be prepared to die.” lmao i just thought i should share this
oml yes!
hahaha
Jamie M if y know Aphmau u will get this:
Kissing leads to babies and death
This is the cherry on top of comedy
Best part of this was Daz's laughter over the "thanks for watching" screen 👉👌
me: *clicks on daz’s new video*
me: “yess i can’t wait”
daz: *eating a sausage roll*
me:” i already know that this video is amazing
same
“She’s in the nursing home now!” I CACKLED
Me two
Oh
Lol
teacher: talks about love
daz: *pulls out sausage roll* this is love
*starts chanting I LOVE SAUSAGE ROLLS *
@@janesuddenlyseymour7813 lol I can never eat a sausage again😂😂😂
This is why I relate to daz
That Health video was a nightmare. She wants every student to die after they do the birds and the bees like seriously what are their parents is gonna react to this in the 80s or the 90s
new people join the channel for the first time
Daz: “ThIs Is ThE BeSt SaUsAge RoLl”
Them: “Okey dokey”