Re: eHarmony Video Bio

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  • Опубликовано: 19 июн 2024
  • Response to "Debbie" and her eHarmony Video Bio. Rainbow physics and the statistical probability of hugging all cats.
    "Debbie's" original eHarmony Video Bio:
    • eHarmony Video Bio

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  • @TheRealMycanthrope
    @TheRealMycanthrope 3 года назад +38

    This is such an unrecognised masterpiece and it sickens me.

  • @briannaleora
    @briannaleora 13 лет назад +44

    "There are some good antidepressants on the market that could help with mood swings." *dying*

  • @AestheticPhonetics
    @AestheticPhonetics 9 лет назад +70

    hahaha...."some people say it's stupid but they don't even know..." love it.

  • @katmatally
    @katmatally 13 лет назад +25

    I really love the part when Zoe jumps off your lap and you say, "There goes Zoe. She doesn't like math."
    You rock, Paul!
    You've satirized this "Debbi" video without making a total ad hominem attack. You're a true comic gentleman. Love your videos!

  • @jofkotz
    @jofkotz 10 лет назад +33

    I can't even imagine how many dating requests he and TJ got after the first Engineer's guide video.

  • @SandraButler
    @SandraButler 13 лет назад +5

    Thumbs up for the seamless transition between rainbows and antidepressants.

  • @Asenueh
    @Asenueh 13 лет назад +8

    Your discussions about the physics of rainbows reminded me of my first date with my husband when he explained the sound wave characteristics of why part of the song "Wuthering Heights" always sounds so shriek-y no matter who sings it.

  • @t.ameneiro9127
    @t.ameneiro9127 9 лет назад +13

    The only good thing that came out of my past relationship was that I was introduced to this channel

    • @YouTubeCatEngineer
      @YouTubeCatEngineer  9 лет назад +7

      Tashia Ameneiro Cat videos. Because no relationship should be a complete loss. (JK!!) Seriously thanks for watching our silly nonsense and sorry your past relationship didn't work out. Come out to Minneapolis on August 12 for #catvidfest. There should be a bajillion other cat lovers there. One will be right for you!!

  • @strongdecaf3729
    @strongdecaf3729 7 лет назад +21

    Zoey doesn't like math.

  • @milomilo55
    @milomilo55 12 лет назад +3

    Kudos for another hilarious vid!!! I can't figure out how you can keep such a straight face when you make these little works of art. HUGH thumbs up!

  • @michelem189
    @michelem189 Год назад +3

    I love this "response" video! It never gets old! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @YouTubeCatEngineer
    @YouTubeCatEngineer  12 лет назад +8

    I've knows quite a few boy cats who are very sweet. My own Oscar is always hanging out by my side and he is very cuddly. TJ has a wonderful guy named Sweet William. Your kitty may mellow out over time. Don't give up on him!!!!

  • @enalynne
    @enalynne 13 лет назад +5

    Umkay. I just watched Debbie's video and I applaud your sensitive response. I'm sure she cried as she viewed it. I started to tear up a little when you adroitly explained the physics of a rainbow and it's inability to support a basket of kitties wearing bow ties. As an Earth Scientist, I thought that was totally hawt. I'm still working on the yodeling thing, but my cat really isn't into it - and, well, we know who's in charge, so there go my yodeling aspirations.

  • @Librarygurl
    @Librarygurl 13 лет назад +4

    Paul, I love your sense of humour. You rock!

  • @skippythewonderhorse
    @skippythewonderhorse 11 лет назад +8

    Paul, you are amazing. I love your videos and your sense of humor. When I saw this video response I knew exactly what it was in response to-- lol! More people would be interested in an engineering career field if they could learn about it through cats.

  • @DPO263
    @DPO263 8 лет назад +5

    It's true. Some cats don't like to be hugged; in fact, some cats don't like to be held. You need to respect THEIR comfort level; you cannot force a cat to be any more affectionate than they're going to be. Now our cat Eartha (whom we had for 14+ years) absolutely LOVED to be held and she LOVED to be hugged. She would also do the hugging! And there were times when after we'd been holding her for a while and started to put her down on the floor, she would start climbing back up on us because she wanted to be held longer! She would also get our faces soppying wet! She was the BEST cat we've ever had! She LOVED people. Other cats, NOT so much! lol

    • @LaynieFingers
      @LaynieFingers 8 лет назад +2

      That's actually one of the bits in life that makes me sad. I'd love to hug almost all the animals on earth, except that most of them wouldn't want hugs. You just can't go around hugging people/animals that don't want hugs! Still... I'd hug almost all the animals that would want a hug!

    • @hollywu2106
      @hollywu2106 7 лет назад

      Laynie Fingers crossed

  • @ebcidic1
    @ebcidic1 13 лет назад

    Absolutely hysterical! Have missed your videos.

  • @anzhelo4ka
    @anzhelo4ka 13 лет назад +2

    This is perfect. It was everything i was hoping for and more. Thanks for the laughs!

  • @shambyk4122
    @shambyk4122 7 лет назад +1

    Oh my goodness this was just.... too great. I'm lacking eloquence because of the giggles... too adorable and that perfect touch of intelligent awkwardness that just makes it so cute & appealing. ^_^ This is in my top 5 favorites of your videos so far!

    • @YouTubeCatEngineer
      @YouTubeCatEngineer  7 лет назад +1

      Thanks for your comments Shamby. I see a bunch of comments on my other videos from you as well. Always nice to get feedback like this!!

  • @mamabluejean
    @mamabluejean 11 лет назад +3

    Even before watching the video, i wish i could adopt these two kitties. My house is already run amuck (i mean that in the best, smiley-face way!) in rescued kitties. Thank you, Paul, for caring about cats and trying to find homes for the less fortunate ones. I hope the best home is waiting for the arrival of these two...and together, each will soon be on his/her way to a great life! Now to watch the video--i know i'm going to love your latest charges.

  • @Metalkatt
    @Metalkatt 13 лет назад +3

    Very nice. Good combination of awkwardness and creeped-outedness. And so efficient with the list. (I actually do like engineers; they're always working on something.) Zoe looked a little disgruntled, but you mentioned she's on medication, so that's understandable.
    As usual, excellent vid!

  • @homesteadhelper9126
    @homesteadhelper9126 Год назад

    I don't know how I didn't see this video until today. Wonderful engineer approach to the video!

  • @applecounty
    @applecounty 13 лет назад +1

    Just watched...well endured as much as I could...'the' video. Thanks for sharing (!?) with us Paul.

  • @collectorofcats294
    @collectorofcats294 6 лет назад

    12/2017... had to come back and watch this again!!!

  • @mkalihashiki12
    @mkalihashiki12 9 лет назад +11

    Love the sly rainbow connection reference.

    • @YouTubeCatEngineer
      @YouTubeCatEngineer  9 лет назад +3

      Mkali Hashiki That was just for you!!

    • @mkalihashiki12
      @mkalihashiki12 9 лет назад +1

      I just don't understand how a handsome, smart, funny guy who deadpans like that AND refers to muppet movies in conversation doesn't have a horde of ladyfriends. Dude, you need to come out to th SFBay area, you'd have to beat 'em off with a stick. Hell, I like the ladies mostly, and I'd date you in a heartbeat.

    • @YouTubeCatEngineer
      @YouTubeCatEngineer  9 лет назад +2

      Mkali Hashiki I like the ladies too mostly and also cats. I mean I like cats not exactly the same way I like ladies, but I like ladies. And I like cats. We have so much in common! I'll have to get a stick and make my way to SF.

    • @Asenueh
      @Asenueh 9 лет назад +1

      Mkali Hashiki If Paul is dating or in a relationship, it'd take time away from him making his videos, since he only has the same 24 hours in a day as everyone else.
      The videos are well-crafted products and what woman would want to deprive the world of a continued supply?

    • @Pachabel
      @Pachabel 9 лет назад

      klusmanp I like the men only... and of course cats. I have B Science and speak the language of Physics.... I get off on men like Michael Faraday... though he's dead now.. has been for over a 100 years. We're the same age.. you're welcome to visit.. I live a bit further away... in Australia.. and you'll also need a stick.. to beat off the weird, unbelievable and dangerous animals... (non human) we have here. You could bring your cats if TJ won't babysit them.. although I do have dog... he doesn't bite people though... he does terrorize cats however... until he gets to know them. Open invite... you have to pay your way here though.. I'm not that desperate .

  • @venniey
    @venniey 11 лет назад

    I have watched this before and again. You are so hilarious. Well done.

  • @Itemtotem
    @Itemtotem 3 года назад

    This is actually awesome. Perfect response! Brilliant!

  • @klschmidt
    @klschmidt 13 лет назад

    Paul, you are unbelievable! Thank you for the morning chuckle. :-D

  • @DarkDominatrix
    @DarkDominatrix 13 лет назад

    I LOVE THIS PAUL!! This was hilarious.

  • @RIlovesalsa
    @RIlovesalsa 9 лет назад +1

    How did Debbie's video get 28,457,501 views? I don't get it...and Engineer's Guide to Cats (original) only got 6,706,098? DANGGGGG it's not FAIR (OMG I'm gonna cry now)

  • @kryptonitekatt
    @kryptonitekatt 13 лет назад

    You've made another great video!

  • @rebelamanda
    @rebelamanda 8 месяцев назад

    How am I just now seeing this????? Greatness!!

  • @YouTubeCatEngineer
    @YouTubeCatEngineer  13 лет назад

    @Laursaurus Thanks! Glad you like it! I Wish it had more views but your comments keep me going!

  • @AveryMilieu
    @AveryMilieu 13 лет назад +1

    THIS is your funniest vid yet!
    I watched Debbie's vid and decided the suggestion for antidepressants was less essential for her than a dose or two of reality and a few years of therapy!

  • @potterfile
    @potterfile 13 лет назад +2

    your vague and possibly intentional nerdy awkwardness brings me intense levels of joy.

  • @CheyenneABrown122
    @CheyenneABrown122 10 лет назад +11

    This made me laugh so hard.

  • @Spanky2k
    @Spanky2k 13 лет назад

    After I saw Debbie's video yesterday I was hoping you'd upload a response!!

  • @TheLooneyboo
    @TheLooneyboo 13 лет назад

    You guys are awesome!!

  • @kmwk5c
    @kmwk5c 13 лет назад +1

    Hilarious! I love your sens of humor so much

  • @tootz1950
    @tootz1950 10 лет назад

    They were both great. Well put together guys.

  • @iamkatiedancer
    @iamkatiedancer 8 лет назад +10

    Nice Kermit reference!

  • @Lost_Hwasal
    @Lost_Hwasal 13 лет назад

    This is quite marvelous.

  • @eine1
    @eine1 13 лет назад

    hahah great video! where were you!? We miss your videos (:

  • @craffte
    @craffte Год назад

    I love The Rainbow Connection reference. It is a song imprinted on my heart.

  • @MamaBearicorn
    @MamaBearicorn 3 года назад

    even better response than I had. very mature, love it.

  • @SunFyre76
    @SunFyre76 13 лет назад

    Perfect!!! Paul you crack me up!

  • @YouTubeCatEngineer
    @YouTubeCatEngineer  12 лет назад

    @hbettis05 It didn't work out. I can't understand why...

  • @dankerthanclanker
    @dankerthanclanker 11 лет назад

    There is a reason why you're my favorite subscribe. This was hilarious. I hope she got back to you.

  • @vikinglegs
    @vikinglegs 13 лет назад

    Oh my...... That quite and amazing response!

  • @j9andphoenix
    @j9andphoenix 6 лет назад

    I am watching this again and laughing - I am waiting for your 2017 video - think I know the theme - it hasn't been posted yet or have I overlooked? Don't want to say what I think it is as a spoiler alert...

  • @andersongia
    @andersongia 13 лет назад

    Priceless!

  • @earthboundmisfit79
    @earthboundmisfit79 13 лет назад

    That was brilliant!!

  • @Multimorten
    @Multimorten 13 лет назад

    @Soralella71 have you seen his other videos?

  • @oratoriopiano
    @oratoriopiano 12 лет назад

    Your logic is impeccable, sir. You make me proud to be a scientist who (sensibly) loves cats. :-)

  • @vohnrose
    @vohnrose 9 лет назад

    Engineers are adorably dorky and yet sweet. Or at least mine is. That and he makes every effort to be suave and 'hip' but it backfires horribly leaving me in a fit of giggles and all the more reason to appreciate him (on top of his love for cats!)

  • @candelabra52
    @candelabra52 13 лет назад

    You are hysterical!!

  • @juanpablovivanco9254
    @juanpablovivanco9254 6 лет назад

    Excellent!

  • @venniey
    @venniey 13 лет назад

    An Engineer's guide to On-Line Dating? The straight face makes this just perfect.
    I should know better than to be eating breakfast while watching you. I had a bit of trouble with my mouthful of oatmeal when you brought up the subject of anti-depressants.
    Paul, BTW for all the "ladies" out there. An article I read years ago stated that engineers made the best husband material of all. Having worked with many engineers myself , I believe that is true.
    You rock, as always.

  • @bonniea8189
    @bonniea8189 Год назад

    How am I JUST getting recommended this, 11 years after the fact?

  • @garagediva
    @garagediva 13 лет назад

    Hey, Mr.Engineer. Was going through old messages on my FB and saw the Cat Yodeling youtube I had posted last year. Got to watching it,then reposted it on FB and then went into RUclips to see what else you had, after which, I subscribed to your link and got watching , and watching and watching. Yyou are more addicting then buttered popcorn, Nutella, and Cheez-Its. (and no caloriesl!!) I have three cats. Stripy, Blacky and Little Gray. Can you picture them in your mind? Love your humor!!!

  • @lurkinglark
    @lurkinglark 13 лет назад

    I love you, Paul!

  • @EaglesMan710
    @EaglesMan710 13 лет назад

    Thank u for not bursting into tears!!!!!! :)

  • @scolman
    @scolman 13 лет назад

    Well done! Love the "Rainbow Connection" reference. Hey, how's Oscar's cardboard art coming along?

  • @ayzsky
    @ayzsky 12 лет назад

    Ah ha ha! Great response video! I LOL'd when you quoted "Rainbow Connection".

  • @bicyclesick
    @bicyclesick 13 лет назад

    Brilliant!

  • @PiratesStoleMyToast
    @PiratesStoleMyToast 13 лет назад

    Are there any other Cat/Human activities/bonding techniques such as Cat Yodeling?

  • @righteousmaan0912
    @righteousmaan0912 13 лет назад

    that was fantastic. i laughed. a lot. thank you!!

  • @mariecarone7596
    @mariecarone7596 9 лет назад +9

    Zoe doesn't like math! blahhhaaahaha

  • @DescartesDooley
    @DescartesDooley 13 лет назад

    How do you prevent Oscar peeing everywhere? I read that fixing them does not necessarily help here...?

  • @davenic1669
    @davenic1669 13 лет назад

    what happens if she doesn't wear her seatbelt? What's the number?

  • @lowrider81hd
    @lowrider81hd 3 года назад +1

    The subtle sarcasm is brilliant ROFL

  • @chantelm9255
    @chantelm9255 7 лет назад

    I re-watched the video and still didn't catch the Muppets reference that commenters repeatedly refer to... but, no one mentioned the subtle StarTrek reference right in the beginning. Was that intentional?

    • @YouTubeCatEngineer
      @YouTubeCatEngineer  7 лет назад +1

      Muppet reference is "Rainbow Connection" sung by Kermit. Go look at the lyrics and you'll see it. "Red shirt" is not a Trek reference - just pointing to the fact that the red shirt appears in ALL my videos. Because engineers are creatures of habit.

  • @FuchsiaStars1
    @FuchsiaStars1 11 лет назад

    Hilarious..love all of your videos...and cats...

  • @JenTheSnarky
    @JenTheSnarky 13 лет назад

    You Sir, are adorable.

  • @teddywalters1214
    @teddywalters1214 10 лет назад +13

    Such a cute nerd.

  • @ken1w
    @ken1w 13 лет назад

    That was hilarious...! Even funnier after I found and watched Debbie's eHarmony Video Bio.

  • @YouTubeCatEngineer
    @YouTubeCatEngineer  13 лет назад

    @garagediva Thanks for watching! Glad you like my silly videos and stay tuned for more! Next up is "An Engineer's Guide to Cat Flatulence." Hope to have it done in a few more weeks.

  • @Laursaurus
    @Laursaurus 13 лет назад

    Paul, LOL!!!!
    You are so funny ;)
    Being a seasoned RUclipsr, I suspect you know this girl is trolling. She did a great job of starting out normal. Then she slowly went down the rabbit hole. I found it hilarious.
    Your video response is even more entertaining than Debbie's original. At first it seems like you fell for her scheme. Then comes anti-depressant suggestion at the end. ROLF!!!
    Glad to see you put a new video out. I love your content.

  • @sergusha
    @sergusha 13 лет назад

    Nice answer!

  • @sekhmet2003
    @sekhmet2003 13 лет назад

    Amazing.

  • @YouTubeCatEngineer
    @YouTubeCatEngineer  13 лет назад

    @opal1920able You are 100% correct about Kansas!

  • @sor8104
    @sor8104 8 месяцев назад +1

    Hey how are your cats doing now

  • @HectorFontanez
    @HectorFontanez 4 года назад +1

    "If you took the total number of cats in the world and then your life expectancy assuming you're a non-smoker and you wear your seatbelt... then... divide.... Yeah! It's just impossible." LMFAO!!!

  • @CassandraFoxDance
    @CassandraFoxDance 13 лет назад +14

    LOL just one of many reasons you're so well loved. Too funny! HOW ARE YOU SINGLE?

  • @vloggingundertheinfluence6787
    @vloggingundertheinfluence6787 9 месяцев назад

    Omg I needed this😂

  • @pigpink1971
    @pigpink1971 12 лет назад +1

    Did you see Ginger take off when he said "cats". See, that cat has figured out when Paul starts talking about cats, that she might get captured and forced to wear foil or something!!! Smart cat!!!

  • @JonMcSkeptic
    @JonMcSkeptic 13 лет назад

    Dude,did you just whip out a 28s? Awesome!

  • @pleasedtobe
    @pleasedtobe 13 лет назад

    I love your dead pan, dry sense of humor. Great response video.:)

  • @Adirondaque
    @Adirondaque 13 лет назад

    I Love You Sir.

  • @YouTubeCatEngineer
    @YouTubeCatEngineer  13 лет назад

    @EaglesMan710 I don't have any mood swings...

  • @peace4annie
    @peace4annie 13 лет назад

    Love your videos! Thanks for the laughs. I'm with Zoe on the math thing though...

  • @LadySorrowIshana
    @LadySorrowIshana 11 лет назад

    They made a songify song of Debbie's video called "I Can't Hug Every Cat." You should look it up. It's is great!

  • @songofjoy1963
    @songofjoy1963 11 лет назад

    You make me laugh... Rainbow physics.. :-) Your videos just crack me up.... Keep up the good work!!!

  • @VIVIsectI
    @VIVIsectI 12 лет назад

    You are a genius!

  • @Lizardqueensrevenge
    @Lizardqueensrevenge 13 лет назад

    @Lizardqueensrevenge Assumptions: each kitten is hugged individually and only once, cat lifespan = 12-14 years, she hugs continuously for 10 hours a day. The cats would have to be brought to her in "huggable" state, (e.g. washed and/or tranquilized) to reduce chance of injury or flea infestation. This would entail a considerable financial cost, but we may assume infinite resources for a girl as determined as Debbie.

  • @eryn555wa1
    @eryn555wa1 13 лет назад

    I kinda love you for making this video! Thank you foe making so many videos that crack me up. And engineers are the best =^_^=
    And I started watching your videos a long time ago & have always done the cat yodeling thing...I was just happt to have a name for it, besides 'forced affection time' Lol Take care :)

  • @sooz9433
    @sooz9433 Год назад

    This is priceless...☺️♥️

  • @nicorizzo5402
    @nicorizzo5402 3 года назад

    "I love cats!"
    Cat: *gets up nervously and runs away*

  • @thereseball
    @thereseball 13 лет назад

    YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!!! Every time :-)

  • @tsemiu
    @tsemiu 11 месяцев назад

    12 years later i finally see this one lol