Just an explanation to Bahasa Melayu and Bahasa Indonesia speakers: Selamat(Salamat) in Tagalog means Thank you Pagi means stingray If you combine both you get Thank you Stingray
@@lineanoves6650 well, if china decide to declare Indonesia as an enemy, Indonesia may lean to the west which is very bad considering Indonesia control 5 out of 9 global maritime trade choke point. The chinese may go bankrupt in an instant if Indonesia decide to blockade their maritime trade network 🤣.
like we didnt shoot them with gatling gun. Blowing them up is far more fun. 1. Negotiate, asking if the illegal fisher want to be arrested peacefully. 2. The illegal fisher straight up saying no(lol) 3. Blow them boats, like literally.
Indonesian ppl are crazy lol, one time on the news a soldier (forgot the rank but prob corporal or captain) drive a rubber boat to a trespassing Chinese naval ship squad (3 ships if I’m not wrong) and when he get on one of the ship he threatens to cut the anchor if they didn’t leave Indonesian sea. And they got scared so all 3 of them left. Truly a mad lad
0:24 Myanmar be like : If I can’t win your shits, I WILL make my own, and still loses their own games 😂 Btw I’m also a Burmese so don’t attack me my fellows 😴
Thats video from some middle East dude trolling their enemy sniper, that mean the myanmar making game by trolling enemy sorry for confuse you This video i stole from youtube ruclips.net/video/-iOSBF1vvbA/видео.html
I am sorry, back then i thinks slander just memes about country like explained or be like meme, i read it again and slander is kind of dark joke or something
@@danzel-kun5728 @Danzel-Kun thank you very much, honestly i kinda paranoid because many people will angry and bully me if i make a meme so wrong for them, you know like twitter keyboard warrior, thank you for your support i hope you have great day
Philippine: i-i have something to say to you, Indo-chan! Indonesia: *blushes* W-what is it, Phil-kun?? Philippine: M-mahal kita! Indonesia: i’m expensive? 😦 *End credits + outro song* You are my destinyy~🎵
As a bruneian,not almost of the bruneian are actually rich,everytime when we bring 10000 Bruneian dollar,We will be questioned by government by how you get this 10000 Bruneian dollar.People who are rich enough can say this or whether they lie or not.Even our sultan is rich,he doesn't depends on money,ofc that money can't buy happiness🗿
Yes it translation "selamat pagi" Is good morning but in tagalog salamat (thank you) pogi/pagi (stingray) if you translate it with google translate pogi mean handsome and stingray is stingray (i don't know how, i am Indonesian btw) www.tagaloglang.com/pagi/ This is their explain stingray in tagalog also their tradisional weapon and why i put it because many meme videos selamat pagi is thank you Stingray in tagalog, you can check it in youtube, for me it funny because we have same ethic and i don't how our language kind of diferent but familiar if i heard Philippe people talking i understand it but my brain refuse to understand
Just an explanation to Bahasa Melayu and Bahasa Indonesia speakers:
Selamat(Salamat) in Tagalog means Thank you
Pagi means stingray
If you combine both you get Thank you Stingray
im ded rofl
NOOOO DONT TELL THEM
In Malay we called it "Pari"
@@fennecmp-9306 “Pari” in Filipino means a Priest of a Catholic Church
that's so cute lol I never knew
as an indonesian i can say that is the most peaceful negotiation against a chinese fishing vessel that enters our waters illegally
Yup, its the most peaceful way to negotiate with those chinese fishing vessel
All SEA Brothers agreed
It's a thank God you guys have not had conflict with China because of this. Or have you?
In the Philippines, intense brain games is our only weapon.
@@lineanoves6650 haha, Indonesians M16 and vulcan turret goes *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
@@lineanoves6650 well, if china decide to declare Indonesia as an enemy, Indonesia may lean to the west which is very bad considering Indonesia control 5 out of 9 global maritime trade choke point. The chinese may go bankrupt in an instant if Indonesia decide to blockade their maritime trade network 🤣.
as an indonesian, that was the most peaceful negotiation possible, honestly, where'd the bazooka go?
U mean the choper with missile?
You mean 69420 cal?
You mean 69mm bofors?
like we didnt shoot them with gatling gun. Blowing them up is far more fun.
1. Negotiate, asking if the illegal fisher want to be arrested peacefully.
2. The illegal fisher straight up saying no(lol)
3. Blow them boats, like literally.
so, what's difference between US and indonesia then?
Timor Leste waiting for their ASEAN membership to be accepted:
It's still on it's way
Timor Leste not included in the video is so accurate
As a Thai ,I really think the way we avoid colonialism is freaking hilarious.🤣
Ur leader were smort n Thai people are friendly n polite n gud service to Kohn Angrit lek Yepun
Woo
All thanks to King Mongkut
But u suck in trying to be nice with Malaysia idk my teacher told me that
Prob in the past
As an indonesian, WE JUST DONT WANT THE CHINESE TO TAKE OUR FISH.
BECAUSE ITS OURS
Soviet Anthem in the background
Aidit : Laughs in nowhere
As a Malaysian, based and "IT'S OURS"-pilled
Soyuz Neruzymy...
Also china: YES IT IS OURS!
As a Vietnamese I can confirm that the Vietnamese one is 100 percent true and people turn into trees
lmao fact
🌳🔫
Fr
@ꨆꨟꨮꩆ ꨣꨰꨕ Không chỉ bụi cỏ, chúng ta còn là cây, đá, bụi rậm.
Hợp lý
As a indian i agreed over Cambodians Making the greatest temples ever
As a Myanmar we indeed made the best olympic games
Best country in the whole universe
@@pyaesone8547 didnt agree but okay 🙃
Yeah we do be creating new things 🤣
how are things in myanmar lately?
@@okike.4573 Ya know bombs going off 5 times a week at the neighborhood but it's chill
In Philippines, We call the stingray "Pagi". It's really hilarious whenever we hear it
Indonesia: go back to your place peacefully or we'll sent you back piecefully
Indonesians when people think Cambodians built the largest temple in the world
as a Bruneian, 0:54 so true so true
Heh
Wait till america
@@PaGDu333 no please 💀
As a Filipino we worship the stingray since they gave us theyre tail that we used to killed aswangs
Boss Reward
@@kennethk1060 yes but you need to have quest
who is WE ????
@@faithalbia1625 its a joke
0:32 the talking bush :))
as a thai can confirm thai avoiding colonization sigma grindset real
until we get occupied by the japanese during WWII 😔
Wait, I thought Thailand traded with Japan and allowed them to cross borders.
as a filipino, I'm jealous of thailand.
As someone from Myanmar, the new Olympic Games is so accurate 😂
Almost had a stroke reading all of them
True in malaysia in 2021 we got the worst flood
vietnam soilder like invisble
Malaysia and filipina relationship be like fighting over sabah: 🤬😡😡😡
Indonesia: ... What am i? A roach??
*ahahahaha Colonizing in Thailand? (Or siam if it was the older days) what’s that? no one ever did we merely traded land away :D*
The funny thing about the cambodian temple slander is that the vid used for the caption is a thai ad
Terima kasih ikan pari 🤣🤣
Timor Leste:
Not even there
As a westerner, i agreed about the cambodian one lol
0.48 somewhat yeah as Cambodian like me
0:32 My great-grandpa during Vietnam War:
Indonesian ppl are crazy lol, one time on the news a soldier (forgot the rank but prob corporal or captain) drive a rubber boat to a trespassing Chinese naval ship squad (3 ships if I’m not wrong) and when he get on one of the ship he threatens to cut the anchor if they didn’t leave Indonesian sea. And they got scared so all 3 of them left. Truly a mad lad
I am malaysian when i got McDonalds i "buat tak tahu" je
is there a link to the video from 0:23? ive been trying to find the title for a while now
Timor leste : where i am in this video
Not member yet
Vietnam in 1969 be like:
Tree,transform
Hello from vietnam
Xin chào từ việt nam
P/S:tôi thề là cái câu này tôi dịch bị sao ý, người châu âu các ông dùng từ lạ ghê
Chinese after illegally fishing all over the world
As a tree i can confirm the information was right
0:24 Myanmar be like : If I can’t win your shits, I WILL make my own, and still loses their own games 😂
Btw I’m also a Burmese so don’t attack me my fellows 😴
Thats video from some middle East dude trolling their enemy sniper, that mean the myanmar making game by trolling enemy sorry for confuse you
This video i stole from youtube
ruclips.net/video/-iOSBF1vvbA/видео.html
The selamat pagi u forgot Brunei
Philippines is not
But I think you do not have a time to put a slander so it's ok
It's just a translation of Tagalog in their language
I am sorry, back then i thinks slander just memes about country like explained or be like meme, i read it again and slander is kind of dark joke or something
@@levongabut1647 why are u apologizing?
It's actually accurate though
@@levongabut1647 u have a good personality i like it 👍
@@danzel-kun5728 @Danzel-Kun thank you very much, honestly i kinda paranoid because many people will angry and bully me if i make a meme so wrong for them, you know like twitter keyboard warrior, thank you for your support i hope you have great day
@@levongabut1647 i think they have no moral
I think Filipino have a great understanding and im just kidding of what i said at the top of comment
Thai people say haha ez
English people roast back
Thai people say haha ez
Who?
0:31 what video is this from?
Here
ruclips.net/video/LRHNkBU6YWw/видео.html
@@levongabut1647 salamat
that selamat pagi lol HAHAHA
Thank you stingray lol
Bro 💀
Bruh
@@levongabut1647 every parents groupchat:
@@epiclyraz comes with a complimentary positive vibes photo grabbed from Google image
When selamat pagi translated in english is thank you stingray
Yes that what i mean 😁
No
Its good morning
@@jonathanarifin8690 in tagalog "selamat" means "thank you"
and "pagi" means "stingray"
and Google prioritises Filipino (tagalog) over bahasa
no, it's good morning
@@magnetaria no its thank you sting ray
thank you stingray 🙏
Selamat pagi hahaha
@@levongabut1647 can you explain the stingray part? im kinda dumb
@@heheboi6693 Pagi in Filipino means stingray. Selamat is salamat in Filipino which means thank you.
Combine them and you get: Thank you Stingray
@@notsocube8452 ah thx
As a filipino, the philippine part is so true!!
Thank you stingray LoL
@@levongabut1647 haha
Selamat pagi
Salamat pagi
Can someone educate me about the stingray meme? 😗
Philippine: i-i have something to say to you, Indo-chan!
Indonesia: *blushes* W-what is it, Phil-kun??
Philippine: M-mahal kita!
Indonesia: i’m expensive? 😦
*End credits + outro song*
You are my destinyy~🎵
As malaysia we are expisenve this is not slave isnt it
As a Cambodian, yes - we are the aliens.
As another Cambodian, we aren't humans, we come from Mars.
@@DailyFaxs102 As a Cambodian myself i came from the Andromeda galaxy
As another Cambodian I came from another palleral universe.
Non Cambodian here, sousdey
@@reez4910 sousdey met
As a Vietnamese I can confirm that we do indeed blend in with the trees
True
True
True
True
True
Malaysia: Haha I'm safe from volcano, earthquake, typhoon and tsunami thanks to Indonesia and Philippines
Flood: *Allow me to introduce ourselves*
filipinos after getting the 15th typhoon this week (they still have to go to work)
Ironically, the ad used for the Cambodian part is Thai
Best ad, i ever seen
@@levongabut1647 same
You just triggered another Thai-Cambodian War
@@myms7375 oh no,not agian
@@Chaos-is-Chaos don’t worry bois, Thailand will win this time
As a bruneian,not almost of the bruneian are actually rich,everytime when we bring 10000 Bruneian dollar,We will be questioned by government by how you get this 10000 Bruneian dollar.People who are rich enough can say this or whether they lie or not.Even our sultan is rich,he doesn't depends on money,ofc that money can't buy happiness🗿
Im glad Indonesians and Filipinos here are being nice to each other while in mlbb we wage war at each other🤣
I love how it’s broken English just like how an Asian would speak lol
Hahaha
I didn’t even realise it was broken English wtf
lmfaoo
Ah yes, Engrish
Nusantara: Selamat pagi!!!
Filipinos: What did the stingray do to you???
as a vietnamese, i confirm that 0:32 is so true
Yeah, you guys make American have PTSD to tree
@@levongabut1647 yes
Vietnam soldier turn into tree. Funniest shit I ever seen.
After that vietnam turn in to a bush
Bụi cây bieets nói
As a Vietnamese, I think you should use real trees for talking about Vietnam soldiers.
0:36 how accurate that was
Vietnam are master kamuflase and Guirella warfare at that time
@@levongabut1647 first time see it i thought you talk about the orange agency bro :))
@@kranesus5284 its literally a guy turn into tree, i don't know how you though it orange juice agency :))
@@levongabut1647 ông việt nam à
@@kranesus5284 i am Indonesian, i don't know what you write
Damn i bet stingrays be grateful with such a polite countries that always be thanking them for existing
0:06 that is so accurate i can't even go to my grandmothers house
We are brothers, just different country i hope your family is safe there, btw my ancestor is malay or suku Melayu in Indonesia
Hope your grandmother is okay
Malaysia oftens gets flood
PHILIPPINES SINGAPORE INDONESIA AND MALAYSIA LMAOAO
I love how my country, Singapore, only has one flaw. And it's bubblegum. 🗿🗿🗿
Singapore when bubblegum ban was fully lifted: 101% Janitor employment rate
@@PaGDu333 lol
The grammar in the video is the most ASEAN version of English ever
The thailand part is so true we never got colonized 😭
( Japanese empire didn't colonized us btw according to history class 🌚 )
Our Sea is so precious,no one can touch them illegally
0:26 tbh I can’t agree more 🤣🤣🤣
AS A THAI PERSON THE THAI PART IS SO GOD DAMN TRUE
We built
We grew
But most importantly
We didn't get killed.
-Thailand
Myanmar colonized thailand
As a Vietnamese, I can say our citizens can turn into grass if they need.
So if we touch grass in Vietnam, we literally touch ppl there?
Hold on
"Go outside and touch Vietnamese"
0:33 from what movie is this clip from?
As an American I can safely say that the English in this video is so bad that it makes it worth watching. 10/10 will watch again
Thank you
@@levongabut1647 stingray
@@normanclatcher selamat pagi
Vietnam
lmfaoo yes accept who we are
you see some warship: panik
oh they Indonesia warship :kalem
well in your boat is have chinese flag:panik
Btul wkwkwk
Pagi means stingray in pilipino
Wait, what's that about thank you to stingray every morning? Pagi? Is this a translation or something?
Yes it translation "selamat pagi" Is good morning but in tagalog salamat (thank you) pogi/pagi (stingray) if you translate it with google translate pogi mean handsome and stingray is stingray (i don't know how, i am Indonesian btw)
www.tagaloglang.com/pagi/
This is their explain stingray in tagalog also their tradisional weapon and why i put it because many meme videos selamat pagi is thank you Stingray in tagalog, you can check it in youtube, for me it funny because we have same ethic and i don't how our language kind of diferent but familiar if i heard Philippe people talking i understand it but my brain refuse to understand
Yes, I am Filipino it means "thank you stingray" if you say selamat pagi.
It can also be Pogi, means Handsome LOL
The fact that Cambodia section uses Thai advertisement from สสส is pretty much accurate in another aspect (Aka. Claimbodia)
the fact that the song started when the CIWS guns fire is perfect
Nepalis having only Lord Buddha's birthplace and Everest as their personality...
Ah yes, as a Bruneian I do agree that I Brunei
Who colonize Thailand
No one
But
Thailand used to conqueror by burma
That's right, they are the walking bushes of Vietnam 👌👌👌
Americans when hearing trees speak Vietnamese
Famous last word: what the-
The irony of using clips from a Thai commercial for the Cambodia part
Brunei really rich they can make neighbouring country goes bankrupt.
Our Vietnamese: the talking bushes( bụi cây biết nói)
"Selamat Pagi"
Indonesia and Malaysia POV : Good Morning
The Philippines : Thank you stingray
do anyone knows the title of the background music?
Philippines is the cousin who grew on another country and came back to its home land after years
I expected there to be another landmines slander on Cambodia, which is true and happened in the country side.
As a Bruneian, I can confirm that our country loves money.
0:15 idk the konteks but still funny shit i ever seen today
I mean it's true for us singaporeans when we chew gum it's over for us
Wait I felt that my comment is deleted. I remember my comment was there but its not here
bọn tao biến thành cây cx bt đó là để vệ quốc
Also the Myanmar government explaining about there is no genocide onto Rohingyas :
When Indonesian peacefuly beat thief
Btw Thai was invaded and colonized by Myanmar in Every Monarchy
Not current dynasty tho
Also they just occupied it. not colonized.
@@thatchatajariya9974 yes
New young and loose kingdom was formed
Sends in 9 armies to invade that kingdom
Loses
Loses
(Picture this is gru plan meme)
@卍 A Buddhist Meat Eater 卐 Surrounded by both British and French at one point. and yet no one could take us.
i just love myanmar memes here
Hindi kami nagpasalamat sa mga stingrays LOLLL