If I had a nickel for every time Slimecicle had to make something to advertise/show off a certain product and it went off the rails, I would have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
This just in: we're recieving reports, that a new fad is taking the nation by storm, its name? JORTS It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe (Woo!) It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I really like the denim but not the length of the seam My mom dresses Cas and my dad likes Supreme I'm not like either of them, I got the recessive jean/gene! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! JORT STORM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! Da-da-da-da-da-da [?] JORTICANE JORTNADO JORTNAMI JORTQUAKE JORTRUPTION JORTALANCHE JORTPOCALYPSE The jort storm's comin', (JORTS) So you better start running, faster, to chase but be careful cus the shorts will chafe you down! There's a new sensation (JORTS) Wear 'em to every occaison Jorts in the pool Or even better, Wear 'em to a funeral (J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!) [My] Personality is 99% Jorts, I got a genetic test, but all my jeans/genes are short! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight JORT STORM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight I THINK I MIGHT FUCKING DIE THANK GOD IVE GOT THESE JORTS Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight for this studio, To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy, I love - AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa The elders foretold (JORTS) Of a fashion so bold A new god of the Earth (JORTTHULU) Will seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth! *Kazoo solo* (lyrics help by @error_3754, @darthtmoney257, @SophBot and @dummy_ren9069 because some of this shit is indescipherable to me ) (btw i'm not gonna keep updating this, there are other, more accurate lyrics in the comments of this video and the fan jort storm music video, thank you for the help though
For the ending stanza with all the question marks I think its: The elders foretold (JORTS) Of a fashion so bold A new god of the Earth (JORTTHULU) Will seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth! Also thanks for the other lyrics :D
This just in: we're recieving reports, that a new fad is taking the nation by storm, its name? JORTS It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe (Woo!) It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I really like the denim but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas and my dad likes supreme I'm not like either of them, I got the recessive jean/gene! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! JORT SOTRM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight! IS THAT A JORT STORM COMING MY WAY? AAAAAAAAA JORTICANE JORTNADO JORTNAMI JORTQUAKE JORTRUPTION JORTALANCHE JOOORTPOCALYPSE The jort storm's comin', (JORTS) So you better start running, fast, its a chase but be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down They're the new sensation (JORTS) Wear 'em to every occaison Jorts in the pool Or even better, Wear 'em to a funeral yeah! (J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!) My personality is 99% Jorts, I got a genetic test, but all my jeans/genes are short! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight JORT STORM It's a category five! JORT STORM JORT STORM's coming tonight I THINK I MIGHT F*&$ING DIE, THANK GOD I'VE GOT THESE JORTS! Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight to this studio, To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy, I love yo-AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa The elders foretold. (JORTS) Of a fashion so bold. A new god of the earth. (JORTHULU) Will seal it in denim and turn it into jearth!
Lyrics : This just in, we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm Its name? Jorts What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns All across the globe It’s the warmer season so I can’t wear jeans I really like the denim but not the length of the seam My mom dresses cas and my dad likes Supreme I’m not like either of them I got the recessive gene Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight A jort storm it’s a category five Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight I said a jort storms coming go run and hide Jort-icane Jort-nado Jort-nami Jort-quake Jort-ruption Jort-alanche Jort-pocalypse The jort storms coming (Jorts) So you better start running Fast it’s a chase But be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down They’re the new sensation (Jorts) Wear them to every occasion Jorts in the pool Even better wear them to a funeral yeah (J-J-J-jorts) My personality is 99% jorts I got a genetic test but all my genes are short Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight A jort storm it’s a category five Jort storm Jort storms coming tonight I take off my fucking jorts I got more jorts inside Breaking news Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the jort-tex And its heading straight for this studio To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy I love youUAHHHHH- The elders foretold Of a fashion so bold A new god of the earth Decided it’d be better to turn it into jearth
if slimecicle actually becomes a music producer he should collab with lemon demon, change my mind
My exact thoughts, but sorted out into something intelligable
YOU ARE SO RIGHT
Weird Al would be another good choice
Jort Storm sounds so much like an NSP song tho
Imagine a Slimecicle and Brian David Gilbert collab, I'd flip
Ok but.... mans hitting those high notes
Jort Storm
i actually gasped watching the stream when he hit that shit first try
@@jupitrr319True, even my throat dies when i sing that part
If I had a nickel for every time Slimecicle had to make something to advertise/show off a certain product and it went off the rails, I would have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
The fact this song spawned because he wanted to make a Jort Elemental
Even more proof that Slimecicle has true singing potential. Also thank you for this, I was wondering if there was someone cool enough to repost it
truly one of the hits of all time
Yea, slimecicle is amazing
i may be dying inside the jortnado but i simply do not care this is jort-tastic
Babe wake up new ringtone just dropped
the screaming vocals on this are so much im never gonna listen to the official version
song of the summer
this man needs to be in a metal band🤨 how on earth does his voice SOUND like that holy shit
Jortnado of souls?
@@sworthyboy jortknot
I put this in the middle of one of my most calm playlists, JUST for the emotional whiplash
...
Just more like jorts-
When I say I love this song. I fucking mean it. It's like amazing
It kinda reminds me of Bo Burnham-
I’m so upset this song isn’t on spotify
no it is on spotify
It is now >:D
It was
TY FOR POSTING IT CAUSE GOD KNOWS I’M TOO SMOOTH BRAINED
All of the puns in here make this song so much better
It’s actually fire!!!!!
im actually crying rn this is incredibl
This just in: we're recieving reports,
that a new fad is taking the nation by storm,
its name?
JORTS
It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe
(Woo!)
It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I
really like the denim
but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses Cas and my dad likes Supreme
I'm not like either of them,
I got the recessive jean/gene!
JORT STORM
JORT STORM's coming tonight!
JORT STORM
It's a category five!
JORT STORM
JORT STORM's coming tonight!
Da-da-da-da-da-da [?]
JORTICANE
JORTNADO
JORTNAMI
JORTQUAKE
JORTRUPTION
JORTALANCHE
JORTPOCALYPSE
The jort storm's comin',
(JORTS)
So you better start running,
faster, to chase
but be careful cus the shorts will chafe you down!
There's a new sensation
(JORTS)
Wear 'em to every occaison
Jorts in the pool
Or even better,
Wear 'em to a funeral
(J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!)
[My] Personality is 99% Jorts,
I got a genetic test,
but all my jeans/genes are short!
JORT STORM
JORT STORM's coming tonight
JORT STORM
It's a category five!
JORT STORM
JORT STORM's coming tonight
I THINK I MIGHT FUCKING DIE THANK GOD IVE GOT THESE JORTS
Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight for this studio,
To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy,
I love - AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
The elders foretold
(JORTS)
Of a fashion so bold
A new god of the Earth
(JORTTHULU)
Will seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth!
*Kazoo solo*
(lyrics help by @error_3754, @darthtmoney257, @SophBot and @dummy_ren9069 because some of this shit is indescipherable to me )
(btw i'm not gonna keep updating this, there are other, more accurate lyrics in the comments of this video and the fan jort storm music video, thank you for the help though
his dad likes supreme!
The 3 question mark one is I GOTTA GET THESE JORTS I GOTTA GET THESE JORTS
For the ending stanza with all the question marks I think its:
The elders foretold
(JORTS)
Of a fashion so bold
A new god of the Earth
(JORTTHULU)
Will seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth!
Also thanks for the other lyrics :D
thanks for the lyrics help!
@@darthtmoney257 no it’s not quite that. It’s actually “I THINK I MIGHT FUCKING DIE THANK GOD IVE GOT THESE JORTS”
slimecicle and bo burnham are the only musicians i listen to apart from video game osts
ive genuinely had this stuck in my head since the jorts stream
God my brain is so smooth
There is an official slimecicle video btw,
Why is this so fire?!?!?!
I love you thank you for posting this
I just jorted
the song is better with the fear of god in the chorus
Hear me out.... charlie and jack black collab song..
As tenasius d said once in every century when the sun doth shine and the moon doth grow the greatest song will come and it has arrived
I've had this on loop for about 2 hours
jort dstorm
JORT STORM
if charlie ever does a concert he has to show up in jorts
Love the edit lmao
JORT STORM JORT STORMS COMING TO NIGHT JORT STORM JORT STORMS COMING ITS A CATEGORY 5 JORT STORM JORT STORMS COMING TO NIGHT
This is a fever dream song
as of this moment your video has more views than slimecicle's official jort storm upload
yeah this original version's better imo
@@annihilatedreflectionTrue
This makes me want to buy jorts for the funni
This just in: we're recieving reports,
that a new fad is taking the nation by storm,
its name?
JORTS
It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe
(Woo!)
It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I
really like the denim
but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses cas and my dad likes supreme
I'm not like either of them,
I got the recessive jean/gene!
JORT STORM
JORT STORM's coming tonight!
JORT SOTRM
It's a category five!
JORT STORM
JORT STORM's coming tonight!
IS THAT A JORT STORM COMING MY WAY? AAAAAAAAA
JORTICANE
JORTNADO
JORTNAMI
JORTQUAKE
JORTRUPTION
JORTALANCHE
JOOORTPOCALYPSE
The jort storm's comin',
(JORTS)
So you better start running,
fast, its a chase
but be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down
They're the new sensation
(JORTS)
Wear 'em to every occaison
Jorts in the pool
Or even better,
Wear 'em to a funeral yeah!
(J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!)
My personality is 99% Jorts,
I got a genetic test,
but all my jeans/genes are short!
JORT STORM
JORT STORM's coming tonight
JORT STORM
It's a category five!
JORT STORM
JORT STORM's coming tonight
I THINK I MIGHT F*&$ING DIE, THANK GOD I'VE GOT THESE JORTS!
Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight to this studio,
To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy,
I love yo-AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
The elders foretold.
(JORTS)
Of a fashion so bold.
A new god of the earth.
(JORTHULU)
Will seal it in denim and turn it into jearth!
Guys i got rid of the question marks
Thank you there were some lines I couldn’t understand
for some reason my body randomly tensed up as if i was in danger (this is not a joke)
The jortpocalypse is coming
@@Crowboneboy o no
Mmmm jorts
thank you
This has starbomb vibes
This guy sounds like Thad Castle
I'm a little confused, he only played it through once, and he talked over it at the end too. How did you get this?
the original twitter video
@@egrc_ damn I'm dumb
Lyrics : This just in, we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
Its name? Jorts
What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns
All across the globe
It’s the warmer season so I can’t wear jeans
I really like the denim but not the length of the seam
My mom dresses cas and my dad likes Supreme
I’m not like either of them I got the recessive gene
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
A jort storm it’s a category five
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
I said a jort storms coming go run and hide
Jort-icane
Jort-nado
Jort-nami
Jort-quake
Jort-ruption
Jort-alanche
Jort-pocalypse
The jort storms coming (Jorts)
So you better start running
Fast it’s a chase
But be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down
They’re the new sensation (Jorts)
Wear them to every occasion
Jorts in the pool
Even better wear them to a funeral yeah
(J-J-J-jorts)
My personality is 99% jorts
I got a genetic test but all my genes are short
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
A jort storm it’s a category five
Jort storm
Jort storms coming tonight
I take off my fucking jorts I got more jorts inside
Breaking news
Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the jort-tex
And its heading straight for this studio
To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy
I love youUAHHHHH-
The elders foretold
Of a fashion so bold
A new god of the earth
Decided it’d be better to turn it into jearth
Could you please make a clean version of the music video? I wanted to show it to my little brothers, because of how funny it is
I came
this song's title is scarily similar to my username
run
Who else is here from punkalopi
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