JORT STORM

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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

Комментарии • 96

  • @kozydoessstuffz
    @kozydoessstuffz Год назад +350

    if slimecicle actually becomes a music producer he should collab with lemon demon, change my mind

    • @SophBot
      @SophBot Год назад +15

      My exact thoughts, but sorted out into something intelligable

    • @3zR4_Dr4w5
      @3zR4_Dr4w5 Год назад +9

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT

    • @oscarchapa5679
      @oscarchapa5679 Год назад +22

      Weird Al would be another good choice

    • @Buagg
      @Buagg Год назад +5

      Jort Storm sounds so much like an NSP song tho

    • @nerdysaurus
      @nerdysaurus Год назад +13

      Imagine a Slimecicle and Brian David Gilbert collab, I'd flip

  • @G.D.G.
    @G.D.G. Год назад +189

    Ok but.... mans hitting those high notes

    • @jamesnewberry8859
      @jamesnewberry8859 Год назад +5

      Jort Storm

    • @jupitrr319
      @jupitrr319 Год назад +10

      i actually gasped watching the stream when he hit that shit first try

    • @MoxxieKun_225
      @MoxxieKun_225 Год назад

      @@jupitrr319True, even my throat dies when i sing that part

  • @depressedtoaster887
    @depressedtoaster887 Год назад +96

    If I had a nickel for every time Slimecicle had to make something to advertise/show off a certain product and it went off the rails, I would have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @pissum420
      @pissum420 Год назад +11

      The fact this song spawned because he wanted to make a Jort Elemental

  • @SophBot
    @SophBot Год назад +168

    Even more proof that Slimecicle has true singing potential. Also thank you for this, I was wondering if there was someone cool enough to repost it

  • @vl6x416
    @vl6x416 Год назад +54

    truly one of the hits of all time

  • @TheAncientReaper
    @TheAncientReaper Год назад +57

    Yea, slimecicle is amazing

  • @diino8081
    @diino8081 Год назад +47

    i may be dying inside the jortnado but i simply do not care this is jort-tastic

  • @katharsis8458
    @katharsis8458 Год назад +29

    Babe wake up new ringtone just dropped

  • @gois3r
    @gois3r Год назад +4

    the screaming vocals on this are so much im never gonna listen to the official version

  • @kizumess
    @kizumess Год назад +15

    song of the summer

  • @addie-505
    @addie-505 Год назад +32

    this man needs to be in a metal band🤨 how on earth does his voice SOUND like that holy shit

  • @DustBunny777
    @DustBunny777 Год назад +12

    I put this in the middle of one of my most calm playlists, JUST for the emotional whiplash
    ...
    Just more like jorts-

  • @3zR4_Dr4w5
    @3zR4_Dr4w5 Год назад +101

    When I say I love this song. I fucking mean it. It's like amazing
    It kinda reminds me of Bo Burnham-

  • @reyisnull
    @reyisnull Год назад +26

    I’m so upset this song isn’t on spotify

  • @dimples2270
    @dimples2270 Год назад +14

    TY FOR POSTING IT CAUSE GOD KNOWS I’M TOO SMOOTH BRAINED

  • @revilno
    @revilno Год назад +4

    All of the puns in here make this song so much better

  • @dummy_ren9069
    @dummy_ren9069 Год назад +17

    It’s actually fire!!!!!

  • @idkthemusic
    @idkthemusic Год назад +4

    im actually crying rn this is incredibl

  • @duckky2443
    @duckky2443 Год назад +80

    This just in: we're recieving reports,
    that a new fad is taking the nation by storm,
    its name?
    JORTS
    It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe
    (Woo!)
    It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I
    really like the denim
    but not the length of the seam
    My mom dresses Cas and my dad likes Supreme
    I'm not like either of them,
    I got the recessive jean/gene!
    JORT STORM
    JORT STORM's coming tonight!
    JORT STORM
    It's a category five!
    JORT STORM
    JORT STORM's coming tonight!
    Da-da-da-da-da-da [?]
    JORTICANE
    JORTNADO
    JORTNAMI
    JORTQUAKE
    JORTRUPTION
    JORTALANCHE
    JORTPOCALYPSE
    The jort storm's comin',
    (JORTS)
    So you better start running,
    faster, to chase
    but be careful cus the shorts will chafe you down!
    There's a new sensation
    (JORTS)
    Wear 'em to every occaison
    Jorts in the pool
    Or even better,
    Wear 'em to a funeral
    (J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!)
    [My] Personality is 99% Jorts,
    I got a genetic test,
    but all my jeans/genes are short!
    JORT STORM
    JORT STORM's coming tonight
    JORT STORM
    It's a category five!
    JORT STORM
    JORT STORM's coming tonight
    I THINK I MIGHT FUCKING DIE THANK GOD IVE GOT THESE JORTS
    Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight for this studio,
    To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy,
    I love - AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
    The elders foretold
    (JORTS)
    Of a fashion so bold
    A new god of the Earth
    (JORTTHULU)
    Will seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth!
    *Kazoo solo*
    (lyrics help by @error_3754, @darthtmoney257, @SophBot and @dummy_ren9069 because some of this shit is indescipherable to me )
    (btw i'm not gonna keep updating this, there are other, more accurate lyrics in the comments of this video and the fan jort storm music video, thank you for the help though

    • @error_3754
      @error_3754 Год назад +5

      his dad likes supreme!

    • @darthtmoney257
      @darthtmoney257 Год назад +5

      The 3 question mark one is I GOTTA GET THESE JORTS I GOTTA GET THESE JORTS

    • @SophBot
      @SophBot Год назад +8

      For the ending stanza with all the question marks I think its:
      The elders foretold
      (JORTS)
      Of a fashion so bold
      A new god of the Earth
      (JORTTHULU)
      Will seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth!
      Also thanks for the other lyrics :D

    • @duckky2443
      @duckky2443 Год назад +4

      thanks for the lyrics help!

    • @dummy_ren9069
      @dummy_ren9069 Год назад +3

      @@darthtmoney257 no it’s not quite that. It’s actually “I THINK I MIGHT FUCKING DIE THANK GOD IVE GOT THESE JORTS”

  • @catlord911
    @catlord911 Год назад +11

    slimecicle and bo burnham are the only musicians i listen to apart from video game osts

  • @racconsoup
    @racconsoup Год назад +1

    ive genuinely had this stuck in my head since the jorts stream

  • @J4mieoxo
    @J4mieoxo Год назад +5

    God my brain is so smooth

  • @MrEggus
    @MrEggus Год назад +1

    There is an official slimecicle video btw,

  • @spaceant0765
    @spaceant0765 Год назад +3

    Why is this so fire?!?!?!

  • @BellyTheGoob502
    @BellyTheGoob502 Год назад +1

    I love you thank you for posting this

  • @kaykaythedemon5259
    @kaykaythedemon5259 Год назад +2

    I just jorted

  • @kamerona4723
    @kamerona4723 Год назад +3

    the song is better with the fear of god in the chorus

  • @WiR3WiTT
    @WiR3WiTT Год назад +2

    Hear me out.... charlie and jack black collab song..

  • @mercuryhero9599
    @mercuryhero9599 Год назад +1

    As tenasius d said once in every century when the sun doth shine and the moon doth grow the greatest song will come and it has arrived

  • @Pizzacat2130
    @Pizzacat2130 Год назад

    I've had this on loop for about 2 hours

  • @CloudiStuff
    @CloudiStuff Год назад +1

    jort dstorm

  • @Eggwalk
    @Eggwalk Год назад +1

    JORT STORM

  • @AngelicThe_Angel
    @AngelicThe_Angel Год назад

    if charlie ever does a concert he has to show up in jorts

  • @jupitrr319
    @jupitrr319 Год назад

    Love the edit lmao

  • @Sonicfan10020
    @Sonicfan10020 Год назад

    JORT STORM JORT STORMS COMING TO NIGHT JORT STORM JORT STORMS COMING ITS A CATEGORY 5 JORT STORM JORT STORMS COMING TO NIGHT

  • @MrTib11
    @MrTib11 Год назад

    This is a fever dream song

  • @TheWaffleTrain123
    @TheWaffleTrain123 Год назад +1

    as of this moment your video has more views than slimecicle's official jort storm upload

  • @noodlemanthings
    @noodlemanthings Год назад +1

    This makes me want to buy jorts for the funni

  • @darthtmoney257
    @darthtmoney257 Год назад +17

    This just in: we're recieving reports,
    that a new fad is taking the nation by storm,
    its name?
    JORTS
    It appears that this breakthough in jean-short splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns all across the globe
    (Woo!)
    It's the warmer season so I can't wear jeans, I
    really like the denim
    but not the length of the seam
    My mom dresses cas and my dad likes supreme
    I'm not like either of them,
    I got the recessive jean/gene!
    JORT STORM
    JORT STORM's coming tonight!
    JORT SOTRM
    It's a category five!
    JORT STORM
    JORT STORM's coming tonight!
    IS THAT A JORT STORM COMING MY WAY? AAAAAAAAA
    JORTICANE
    JORTNADO
    JORTNAMI
    JORTQUAKE
    JORTRUPTION
    JORTALANCHE
    JOOORTPOCALYPSE
    The jort storm's comin',
    (JORTS)
    So you better start running,
    fast, its a chase
    but be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down
    They're the new sensation
    (JORTS)
    Wear 'em to every occaison
    Jorts in the pool
    Or even better,
    Wear 'em to a funeral yeah!
    (J-J-J-J-J-JORTS!)
    My personality is 99% Jorts,
    I got a genetic test,
    but all my jeans/genes are short!
    JORT STORM
    JORT STORM's coming tonight
    JORT STORM
    It's a category five!
    JORT STORM
    JORT STORM's coming tonight
    I THINK I MIGHT F*&$ING DIE, THANK GOD I'VE GOT THESE JORTS!
    Breaking news: Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex and it's headed straight to this studio,
    To my wife, Cheryl and son, Timmy,
    I love yo-AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
    The elders foretold.
    (JORTS)
    Of a fashion so bold.
    A new god of the earth.
    (JORTHULU)
    Will seal it in denim and turn it into jearth!

  • @TheBiggestBuck
    @TheBiggestBuck Год назад +1

    for some reason my body randomly tensed up as if i was in danger (this is not a joke)

  • @Ic0n-101
    @Ic0n-101 Год назад

    Mmmm jorts

  • @pixelname4899
    @pixelname4899 Год назад

    thank you

  • @City_Mc
    @City_Mc Год назад

    This has starbomb vibes

  • @YanniTheFilmmaker
    @YanniTheFilmmaker Год назад

    This guy sounds like Thad Castle

  • @JJScene
    @JJScene Год назад +3

    I'm a little confused, he only played it through once, and he talked over it at the end too. How did you get this?

    • @egrc_
      @egrc_  Год назад +5

      the original twitter video

    • @JJScene
      @JJScene Год назад +3

      @@egrc_ damn I'm dumb

  • @lemonlover-rg5ni
    @lemonlover-rg5ni Год назад +1

    Lyrics : This just in, we’re receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm
    Its name? Jorts
    What it appears is if this breakthrough in jean-shorts splicing technology is causing irregular weather patterns
    All across the globe
    It’s the warmer season so I can’t wear jeans
    I really like the denim but not the length of the seam
    My mom dresses cas and my dad likes Supreme
    I’m not like either of them I got the recessive gene
    Jort storm
    Jort storms coming tonight
    A jort storm it’s a category five
    Jort storm
    Jort storms coming tonight
    I said a jort storms coming go run and hide
    Jort-icane
    Jort-nado
    Jort-nami
    Jort-quake
    Jort-ruption
    Jort-alanche
    Jort-pocalypse
    The jort storms coming (Jorts)
    So you better start running
    Fast it’s a chase
    But be careful cus these jorts will chafe you down
    They’re the new sensation (Jorts)
    Wear them to every occasion
    Jorts in the pool
    Even better wear them to a funeral yeah
    (J-J-J-jorts)
    My personality is 99% jorts
    I got a genetic test but all my genes are short
    Jort storm
    Jort storms coming tonight
    A jort storm it’s a category five
    Jort storm
    Jort storms coming tonight
    I take off my fucking jorts I got more jorts inside
    Breaking news
    Millions of Americans have been sucked directly into the jort-tex
    And its heading straight for this studio
    To my wife Cheryl and son Timmy
    I love youUAHHHHH-
    The elders foretold
    Of a fashion so bold
    A new god of the earth
    Decided it’d be better to turn it into jearth

  • @hazelbee3
    @hazelbee3 Год назад

    Could you please make a clean version of the music video? I wanted to show it to my little brothers, because of how funny it is

  • @kiwijuice4519
    @kiwijuice4519 Год назад

    I came

  • @joltstorm64
    @joltstorm64 Год назад +1

    this song's title is scarily similar to my username

  • @someone5068
    @someone5068 Год назад

    Who else is here from punkalopi
    👇