Reminds me of "The Urination diaries" and "Orc Green with a sting in the tale". Those are 2 of my favorite all time BVG vids haha. I'm glad you're keeping up these type of stories after the face reveal
I took a poo on the side of a road when coming home from a late night ice cream date with my girlfriend. I guess I wasn't over my stomach bug. We don't talk about it..
Me and my mate were out in Bristol one night and there was a scaffold that you could climb to get onto these roofs. He really needed a shit so he took a dump down someone's chimney.
Just crashed my bike yesterday but watching your videos has greatly cheered me up, hopefully they'll tide me over until I can get the money to repair the thing! Cheers buddy, keep it up!
I haven't watched your videos in forever, I think the last video I watched was when you did that tour around Europe. I'm back and I'm not leaving, keep it up!
I got gastroenteritis when I was about 7 and had to spend some time in hospital in an isolated room. I still have a blurred memory of the time a nurse came in and asked if I had any stool. I hadn't a clue what she was talking about, though I guess now she was trying to ask if my potty needed emptying. My confusion was left to last far longer than necessary because she paraphrased the question any way she could to avoid using any of the basic words that a kid might've understood :(
I've watched your whole back catalogue and have loved every minute. The content and editing is really good, so much better than other channels visordown etc. Keep the ranting on RUclips and the serious stuff on 44teeth. Cheers
im drunk right now wondering whether I should go on trying to live better, sometimes when im speeding on my bike I wonder how fast i would die if i slammed right into an oncoming truck, instantly? or would the truck swerve and id only brake my back and be paralyzed until someone felt my sadness and pulled my life from existence... :( why me?
If you wasn't such a lad I'd be worried for you mate. One mate stuffing Maltesers down his hood and another being porked up the old dirt box, sounds like traumatic stuff hahaha
Is it difficult to find motorcycle parking in London? (I assume it is free like the on-street parking in most parts of Australia...Melbourne excluded, where you can park anywhere on the footpath for free)
why do you put your gloves over your jacket because the water runs down your arms into your gloves. i have been riding for a long time with gloves inside cuffs and have never had water go up my sleeves
If I hadn't subscribed to you yet, this would have been the episode which would let me hit the subscribe button so hard... I think there's something wrong with me! 😂
+BaronVonGrumble, there's a plug in the bottom of the carbon fibre belly pan. When it is raining out, remove it and no water issue's. Or just leave it out when commuting with it. Just put it back when you go to the track. Problem solved
A proper old school vlog and quality Baron Von Grumble production.
+InoxEdge 100% agree! Cracked me up :D Good stuff like the old days
hope it stays this way!
Warning: Finish whatever you're eating before watching this video.
14 maltesers.. that's impressive
Holy shit!! The story about the sausage had me in tears!!!
Tears indeed. Perfectly executed recollection Baron!
Stool story bro.
Now that was a shit story.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "sausage fest"
Didn't fully realize how bad London weather was until I started watching these videos.
Londons weather is a lot better than most of the UK's weather lol
Reminds me of "The Urination diaries" and "Orc Green with a sting in the tale".
Those are 2 of my favorite all time BVG vids haha. I'm glad you're keeping up these type of stories after the face reveal
14?????? then again only 190 calories per bag
Think I'll finish my porridge before watching this one ...
+Liam Doyle I would very highly recommend that...
I took a poo on the side of a road when coming home from a late night ice cream date with my girlfriend. I guess I wasn't over my stomach bug. We don't talk about it..
Me and my mate were out in Bristol one night and there was a scaffold that you could climb to get onto these roofs. He really needed a shit so he took a dump down someone's chimney.
I watched this for the 5th time and I still choked on my drink when you said "up his arse".
Just crashed my bike yesterday but watching your videos has greatly cheered me up, hopefully they'll tide me over until I can get the money to repair the thing! Cheers buddy, keep it up!
I'm really looking forward to episode 2 of Fecal Matters.
Amazing story 10/10
10/10 would fuck baron... Again
I haven't watched your videos in forever, I think the last video I watched was when you did that tour around Europe. I'm back and I'm not leaving, keep it up!
"Ram mount things to go down that whole.. "
Now that's pure poetry! =)
Best line after story "We didn't get invited back"
Cannot believe you left his name in LOL
lovely british weather from the start :D good day has now turned into a great day. getting the popcorn for the story.
I got gastroenteritis when I was about 7 and had to spend some time in hospital in an isolated room. I still have a blurred memory of the time a nurse came in and asked if I had any stool. I hadn't a clue what she was talking about, though I guess now she was trying to ask if my potty needed emptying. My confusion was left to last far longer than necessary because she paraphrased the question any way she could to avoid using any of the basic words that a kid might've understood :(
When are we going to see more updates/anecdotes for Fecal Matters?
Classic Baron video.
London - Check.
Grumpy demeanor - Check.
Hilarious story - Double Bloody Check.
I do not miss the humid street steam that enters the helmet.. After a summer rain in the city....
Im sitting here eating crunchy peanut butter, while you are describing that shit...
i didnt want to finish my sandwich anyway
...12 Maltesers. Uhm what..
+Just a Quad 14 but yh
+h3ct1cn1c the most I can fit is 3 :(
For the ram mount Baron, the answer is Ultimate Addons. They're awesome
best vlog yet. more fecal matters please and thank you
Loved the first instalment of Fecal matters.............
"We didn't get invited back." Yeah, that's why I'm no longer invited to parties anymore. Oh wait, you need friends to be invited. Never mind.
My god i genuinely nearly shat myself at work laughing at sausage up the arse story. Just a little turtle head started poking out. Dangerous.
The topic of this video ,pretty much sums up london as a whole
Best one yet, I'm in tears!
Was the HP4 Cat D on Insurance Baron? As my ZX6R is a Cat D, wondering how the insurance quotes on it will be affected.
Omg been looking for this one for ages.glad I found it again, laughing all the way. Cheers Chris
I love all of your videos man , It's very entertaining to be honest with you . Take care and keep them coming those videos !! .....
Really glad to see more blogs from you! Keep it up.
please dedicate another vlog completely to the story of the 14 maltesers. I can't wait to hear that one.
Ploppy, Sir...son of Ploppy.
I've watched your whole back catalogue and have loved every minute. The content and editing is really good, so much better than other channels visordown etc. Keep the ranting on RUclips and the serious stuff on 44teeth. Cheers
im drunk right now wondering whether I should go on trying to live better, sometimes when im speeding on my bike I wonder how fast i would die if i slammed right into an oncoming truck, instantly? or would the truck swerve and id only brake my back and be paralyzed until someone felt my sadness and pulled my life from existence... :( why me?
If you wasn't such a lad I'd be worried for you mate. One mate stuffing Maltesers down his hood and another being porked up the old dirt box, sounds like traumatic stuff hahaha
Absolutely loved this! Laughing so hard! Please make this story 'shin dig' a regular feature
I love this.
Baron, I´m literally crying right now. That sausage tale is legendary :D
Is ye mate david cameron?
Now how am i supposed to eat the sausages i bought yesterday
Is it difficult to find motorcycle parking in London? (I assume it is free like the on-street parking in most parts of Australia...Melbourne excluded, where you can park anywhere on the footpath for free)
Thanks Baron! I woke up my neighbours who live two floors above me with my laugh LOL
You sir, are my HERO.
Weekly editions of Fecal Matters, please!
Baron always knows how to end a video.
Laughed so hard the whole way through. Very funny man
good old Baron toilet humour! it's come full circle!
Baron İf you had only one motorcycle, which one would you prefer? S1000RR or S1000XR?
How the hell do you filter one handed and chatting? You riding God.
why do you put your gloves over your jacket because the water runs down your arms into your gloves. i have been riding for a long time with gloves inside cuffs and have never had water go up my sleeves
Baron we need another video
Which one do you like more?
R1M or HP4?
And why?
Also which one's faster?
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.... Thank you!
When is the next video Mr Von Grumble?
Baron and Malteser on bikes exchanging war stories over an intercom sounds like an epic vlog
Oh God. Everyone has that one mate.
So: What's got a hazelnut in every bite?
Squirrel Shit!
+BaronVonGrumble pmsl at the silent shoulder giggle shaking the camera @3.15
how often do you have to ride in weather like this? does it take forever to clean up afterwards?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand in the Favourites it goes.........
undertaking and sitting in a yellow box, good job..
ROFL. I'm actually taking a shit right now.
was pissing myself laughing through this one, quality baron!
Another great vlog haha! I'm sure everyone has an interesting fecal matter story or two. Might have to share one some day.
If I hadn't subscribed to you yet, this would have been the episode which would let me hit the subscribe button so hard... I think there's something wrong with me! 😂
great way to start my morning
Well I'll never be able to look at a sausage on a bbq in the same way...
So he gets a kick out of having things in his bum then for the sake of laughs. What a wild card
We all knew where this story was going but it's the journey not the destination right
I watched this video while ridding my body of fecal matters
I'm dying right now 😂😂😂 Baron Von Grumble is a savage
I was eating when I watched this, thanks baron
Holy crap, actual riding on something that isnt shite
Ahhhh....the Baron of old is back. Was in stitchers the whole time.
14 Malteser's huh?, I see 14 and I raise you 3 good sir.
Baron's funny stories
..ahaha...what a funny stooory!
you are basically Alan Partridge now
Thanks for sharing this story with us bro, appreciate it.
Out soon in all Waterstones "BVG memoirs"
Stories of stool with Baron, how can one not watch that video? xD
bloody he'll grumble, that was a great story....
A happy Baron vlog, oh joy. :D
i almost slipped and fell laughing @ this in the shower
+BaronVonGrumble, there's a plug in the bottom of the carbon fibre belly pan. When it is raining out, remove it and no water issue's. Or just leave it out when commuting with it. Just put it back when you go to the track. Problem solved
WE MISS YOU
As long as the sausage was not then eaten, we're all good.
Vietnamese Dude named Troy Nguyen (also a hilarious moto-vlogger) introduced me to your channel.
lads will do what lads must do
how is riding your bmwRR? can you make small review?
Nice thing no one complained about the water on the cam. Im not complaining just saying. ❤️baron❤️
Would have been even funnier if he left the shit in the potty for mommy to see thinking it was the kids poop.
Does anyone know what gloves those are?!
What is your opinion of the riders which only ride when it's nice wheater and it's not "too cold"
driftingmaster 4 Let's say that there isn't snow, so you would be able too