TIMESTAMPS: 11:54 - Demaris admits she is suffering from a hangover and she shares her weekend expedition 26:39 - After the weekend recap, we discover that James Harden discovered that he has a girlfriend 28:40 - Drake is getting cooked (again) for his latest outfit and caption 34:00 - Rory is still ducking that Chris Brown smoke 44:54 - Bad Boys 4 was a commercial success, and somehow this leads to us planning our funerals to avoid mishaps. Mal refuses to let his girl mourn her ex, and we all debate on what the appropriate time of mourning is. 1:12:00 - We have voicemails! Both follow ups about relationships past, and we discuss our icks in regard to intimacy. (Timestamps taken from their podcast description on other platforms. No idea why they keep leaving this out of the youtube bio)
Bedtime routine. Nice bath with lavender for her. Set the tone with sounds of nature music or lullabies. Make sure she’s dry. Tell her you love her. Read a book with her. Place her in the crib. Tell her it’s time to go to sleep, Daddy loves you. Set the night light up. Place the baby monitor in the room. Check in periodically without her seeing you. Eventually, she will cry herself to sleep. The first few nights will be tough emotionally, but ultimately it will be best for the baby and family too.
Baby D talking about death and her last day plans is a very vital conversation to have. Lack of planning for things like that are why families pop out with gofundme's, fights over the will (if there even is one) and fish frys because they failed to plan and write it out as they should have.
Rory...from a parent. No matter how it feels, you gotta let the baby cry it out. Julian is right. You have to start it off the rough way. It wont last as long as you think. We started off with having our daughter in our room, but in a bassinet (to help her get used to sleeping by herself and so we didnt have to walk across the house in the middle of the night if she woke up hungry)....once she was sleeping thru the night, we let her sleep in her room in the crib.
It's crazy how you, a parent think that Julian is right, but every person in this comment section is mad because non-parent like Julian gave advice. You don't have to be a parent to have an opinion. Now, that doesn't mean I have to take a non-parent's advice, but human beings are allowed to have an opinion.
00:00 - Rory paying a sleep coach b/c his kid don't want to sleep in her own bed 04:15 - Julian explains why Rory did that 10:35 - Baby on board sticker conspiracy 11:30 - We realize that Baby D drunk, shoutout Burgers and Bottles 15:15 - Rory, Jamaican Wedding, Sandy Hook 20:35 - Mal roasting Baby D for being drunk and addressing him, but didn't do anything this weekend 21:36 - Happy Bday Julian's mom / parents be (*&^%ing 24:42 - James Harden's reaction to his GF catching the bouquet / hidden GFs / hiding kids 27:27 - Julian admiring Drake's dad pants at son's soccer game / kid sports and parents fighting 33:30 - Rory preemptively theoretically ducking any smoke with Chris Brown, spinning cane kick 37:06 - Shoutout Nick Grant, Mal's getting out the house 38:07 - Baby D still drunk, Rory gay, Happy June 39:39 - Rory copping pleads for saying Kendrick was clout chasing, Top's tweet 41:15 - Ads 42:25 - Mal wanted to watch the new Bad Boyz, but nah / didn't beat 45:10 - Will Smith watched Bad Boyz in public 46:55 - Funeral talk... You die, wyd? 52:25 - Demarius could kill Rory easier than Mal / Mal's funeral would be lit 55:40 - Julian don't %^$# with funerals 56:30 - Sprinkle Baby D's ashes in front of last lap, Rory's in the dog bowl 59:00 - Bad Boyz numbers are good, but how about going to your EX's funeral? Can your main go to their EX funeral? 01:08:54 - Julian racist, but will the pod eventually see Bad Boyz 4...? Baby D gotta date with a rando 01:10:58 - Not watching sports is a red flag for Baby D, some men don't watch sports but that's not hip hop 01:12:44 - Voicemail 1 - update from military man... missing teeth and sagging turnoffs... if she got stuff in your crib, yall together? 01:27:40 - Voicemail 2 - update from Los from Chi... cheating and herpes 01:35:35 - Tour date info
Baby D and her sister having their funeral affairs in order is actually really smart! More young people should do that because there are a lot of people who die prematurely without having their assets, valuables, and plans worked out. And then the state or federal governments can literally sieze those things no matter if you have family alive. It's a bit morbid, but it can save you and your family a lot of stress and grief.
My dad was a funeral director, and right before I went to college we went to where he worked and planned his funeral, it was the weirdest, most morbid shit to me at the time. I already hated the funeral business because I grew up in funeral homes. Nearly a decade later, he passed away. I’m an only child, if my dad didn’t do what he did I would’ve had to plan it out by myself. My dad did a lot of good things for me, and he helped me out one more time. This stuff should be promoted more.
Rory, do not let the her cry. You have to pick her up, rock her or whatever in her room, then put her back in the crib. If she cries do it again. She just needs help to get comfortable in the crib, she’ll get used to it if you stick to it. Sleep next to her crib. be supportive but also let her know she can’t sleep in y’all room. You won’t get the best sleep at first but it’ll be worth it in the end.
Try a warm bath or pat down, also try and stop the later naps. This can help with her wanting sleep. Set her down turn on some white noise and let her soothe herself to sleep. A first time parent here and it was agressive for a week. But luckily she finally went to sleep. Hang in their Rory.
Mal: I didnt do anything this weekend (for the 4000x time) Mal later in the ep: I tried to see BB4, but it flopped - whole story just sounded fake lmaooo, everytime Mal has these random stories that just "dont work out" it sounds so forced and fake esp the way he tells it.
Read between the lines the whole episode... Mal & Demaris were each others date for Bad Boyz & she fucked up the plans. They keepin it low. When you listen to it w that ear its so much funnier
My 3 month old son just slept the whole night through last night, Rory I recommend a sleep schedule (example: shower, bottle, and white noise) and cop the Baby Merlin sleep suit.
Bro. Listening to this Pod and hearing Mal talk about parent/child sleep training was excruciating as a parent. He obviously has no clue the wear and tear full time parents have to withstand in regard to a baby that won’t sleep without the parents! Him or Baby D! I don’t know how Rory sat there without snapping. Painful…smh lol. Keep podding tho’ folk!
I have no kids but I have 15 nieces & nephews I helped raise from babies to teenagers. You don’t have to have kids to know what you’re doing or give advice. Rory is a first time parent paying for a class through FaceTime to help his child sleep. He’s still learning hiself . What Mal was saying is somewhat the same thing my grandmother & mother use to tell my brothers an sisters.. and me. Just cause you’re a parent doesn’t mean you know everything. It’s all a learning experience.
You can tell Rory and his girl are first time parents lol he always be having the wildest stories his girl must be more on her white side because they be doing some yt shi lol
Got a 8 year old and a 3 year old. Routine is important for the most part. Warm bath and letting them know is time to wind down. Repeat over and over. Also speaking to them on the daily like telling them you’re a big girl/boy now and you gotta sleep in your bed. Like “big them up” and when they do it say you’re proud of them. Eventually they like hearing that and will do things on their own. It’s not a one size fits all situation with kids. Good luck Red Robin. 🫡
TIMESTAMPS:
11:54 - Demaris admits she is suffering from a hangover and she shares her weekend expedition
26:39 - After the weekend recap, we discover that James Harden discovered that he has a girlfriend
28:40 - Drake is getting cooked (again) for his latest outfit and caption
34:00 - Rory is still ducking that Chris Brown smoke
44:54 - Bad Boys 4 was a commercial success, and somehow this leads to us planning our funerals to avoid mishaps. Mal refuses to let his girl mourn her ex, and we all debate on what the appropriate time of mourning is.
1:12:00 - We have voicemails! Both follow ups about relationships past, and we discuss our icks in regard to intimacy.
(Timestamps taken from their podcast description on other platforms. No idea why they keep leaving this out of the youtube bio)
🔥thank you
Doing God's work
Awesome
We need to give Ben more likes. Timestamps are underrated.
@BenHDR you the real MVP
Prayers for rorys kid.
Broken leg, can't sleep.
Life is already tough.
That's the Farrell curse
Bro wrote this haiku
Prayers up tho
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Mal ain't got nobody to live for" is crazy🤣🤣🤣
Umm DRAKE?!😂
@@glengaines4286 🤣
Bedtime routine. Nice bath with lavender for her. Set the tone with sounds of nature music or lullabies. Make sure she’s dry. Tell her you love her. Read a book with her. Place her in the crib. Tell her it’s time to go to sleep, Daddy loves you. Set the night light up. Place the baby monitor in the room. Check in periodically without her seeing you. Eventually, she will cry herself to sleep. The first few nights will be tough emotionally, but ultimately it will be best for the baby and family too.
Good advice BUT NO LAVENDER. May cause early puberty.
@@t.bby619 Does the include the lavender-based baby products? Thanks for the feedback 🙏🏽
That hasn’t worked for me yet. I told my girl at this point she needs to go to a hotel for the weekend and let me handle it
Mal gonna raise a mini Draymond green😂
LMAO
Baby D saying sprinkle me outside of Las Lap is crazy! 😂😂
A real one. 😂😂
Baby D talking about death and her last day plans is a very vital conversation to have. Lack of planning for things like that are why families pop out with gofundme's, fights over the will (if there even is one) and fish frys because they failed to plan and write it out as they should have.
Facts
Julian is the king of one liners
I went back to some older pods when him and the other nigga would go back and forth on one liners .. pure comedy lol
Him & Parks need the verzus lol
@@Awbskure3amfacts parks got more time in the game tho
@@Awbskure3am I was just about that say this, he was cringe at first but he took on the Parks role very well
Parks the GOAT tho
Demaris and Julian were both hilarious and a mess in this episode lol
Rory...from a parent. No matter how it feels, you gotta let the baby cry it out. Julian is right. You have to start it off the rough way. It wont last as long as you think. We started off with having our daughter in our room, but in a bassinet (to help her get used to sleeping by herself and so we didnt have to walk across the house in the middle of the night if she woke up hungry)....once she was sleeping thru the night, we let her sleep in her room in the crib.
It's crazy how you, a parent think that Julian is right, but every person in this comment section is mad because non-parent like Julian gave advice. You don't have to be a parent to have an opinion. Now, that doesn't mean I have to take a non-parent's advice, but human beings are allowed to have an opinion.
Julian wilding with the gun sound effect when Rory said he was in Sandy hook 😭😭😭😂
I can tell when the episode needs to be listened to multiple times. 😂 I'm dying laughing as I'm doing other things.💀
Demaris getting finer and finer ❤❤
You wild lol
top tier fine. baby on the first date fine.
@@TheSamthaman24bro chill, get some fresh air
She on ozempic
Your down bad 😂
Rory sleep coach finessed the Phil Jackson/ Knicks coaching deal where he somehow coached them from CA 😂
...I almost died when that casket popped up at 50:49... 😆💀
Nah we gotta get Demaris a raise bro she putting up some of her best numbers this quarter.
Faxx
Y’all didn’t give that “gave her a filling” line enough credit 😂
Rory and demaris friendship makes so much sense with this conversation 😭😵💫😂😂😂😂 48:02
Drunk baby d is a vibe 😂
00:00 - Rory paying a sleep coach b/c his kid don't want to sleep in her own bed
04:15 - Julian explains why Rory did that
10:35 - Baby on board sticker conspiracy
11:30 - We realize that Baby D drunk, shoutout Burgers and Bottles
15:15 - Rory, Jamaican Wedding, Sandy Hook
20:35 - Mal roasting Baby D for being drunk and addressing him, but didn't do anything this weekend
21:36 - Happy Bday Julian's mom / parents be (*&^%ing
24:42 - James Harden's reaction to his GF catching the bouquet / hidden GFs / hiding kids
27:27 - Julian admiring Drake's dad pants at son's soccer game / kid sports and parents fighting
33:30 - Rory preemptively theoretically ducking any smoke with Chris Brown, spinning cane kick
37:06 - Shoutout Nick Grant, Mal's getting out the house
38:07 - Baby D still drunk, Rory gay, Happy June
39:39 - Rory copping pleads for saying Kendrick was clout chasing, Top's tweet
41:15 - Ads
42:25 - Mal wanted to watch the new Bad Boyz, but nah / didn't beat
45:10 - Will Smith watched Bad Boyz in public
46:55 - Funeral talk... You die, wyd?
52:25 - Demarius could kill Rory easier than Mal / Mal's funeral would be lit
55:40 - Julian don't %^$# with funerals
56:30 - Sprinkle Baby D's ashes in front of last lap, Rory's in the dog bowl
59:00 - Bad Boyz numbers are good, but how about going to your EX's funeral? Can your main go to their EX funeral?
01:08:54 - Julian racist, but will the pod eventually see Bad Boyz 4...? Baby D gotta date with a rando
01:10:58 - Not watching sports is a red flag for Baby D, some men don't watch sports but that's not hip hop
01:12:44 - Voicemail 1 - update from military man... missing teeth and sagging turnoffs... if she got stuff in your crib, yall together?
01:27:40 - Voicemail 2 - update from Los from Chi... cheating and herpes
01:35:35 - Tour date info
lol ight Mal’s back!! Lmfao “wash that cat! Rawr!” 😂😂😂
I got hiccups from how much the crew were making me laugh! Another great ep, the funeral segment was hilarious 😂
Interracial Bad Boys is crazy🤣🤣🤣🤣
what's rory's fave reba song?
non parents giving parenting advice is my favorite lol
They should sit this convo out. Their "advice" shows they don't have kids
Right, shits is hilarious.
Like non of them could offer for their moms or aunt's to help teach Rory or sum? Lol
Baby D and her sister having their funeral affairs in order is actually really smart! More young people should do that because there are a lot of people who die prematurely without having their assets, valuables, and plans worked out. And then the state or federal governments can literally sieze those things no matter if you have family alive.
It's a bit morbid, but it can save you and your family a lot of stress and grief.
My dad was a funeral director, and right before I went to college we went to where he worked and planned his funeral, it was the weirdest, most morbid shit to me at the time. I already hated the funeral business because I grew up in funeral homes. Nearly a decade later, he passed away. I’m an only child, if my dad didn’t do what he did I would’ve had to plan it out by myself. My dad did a lot of good things for me, and he helped me out one more time. This stuff should be promoted more.
@@kennethfocarino7075he still blessing you even from beyond the grave bro that’s a good dude
1:16:26 🤣 watching this while im in my lunch break working at the dentist is a crazy crossover
Rory, I have 2 girls 5 and 3 now. This book , Twelve Hours' Sleep by Twelve Weeks Old: A Step-by-Step Plan for Baby Sleep Success, helped me.
Getting married in the church next to a mass school shooting is insane .. legit insane .. and I’m not even superstitious lol
Rory, do not let the her cry. You have to pick her up, rock her or whatever in her room, then put her back in the crib. If she cries do it again. She just needs help to get comfortable in the crib, she’ll get used to it if you stick to it. Sleep next to her crib. be supportive but also let her know she can’t sleep in y’all room. You won’t get the best sleep at first but it’ll be worth it in the end.
Yo the chopper sound after Rory said he was in Sandy😂😂😂😂
Mal & Will Smith doing the fusion dance in that thumbnail is hilarious 😂😂
GET OFF MY MOM😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Yo let Baby D rock…she cookin to be hungover lol
"Oh you should just move here" is CRAZY, Rors! lol
That Raaaah was wild 😂😂😂😂
Jesus christ Julian 😂 @ 35:06 talking about Chris Brown dancing: “look at that leg…. swing” 😂😂😂
Try a warm bath or pat down, also try and stop the later naps. This can help with her wanting sleep. Set her down turn on some white noise and let her soothe herself to sleep.
A first time parent here and it was agressive for a week. But luckily she finally went to sleep. Hang in their Rory.
Demaris like that girl at work that’s just a cool chick at first and then after you see her every day for a year, she start looking mad fine
Mal: I didnt do anything this weekend (for the 4000x time)
Mal later in the ep: I tried to see BB4, but it flopped - whole story just sounded fake lmaooo, everytime Mal has these random stories that just "dont work out" it sounds so forced and fake esp the way he tells it.
Nah catch me of my pivot hits different!
Demaris is fantastic
Demaris sister🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Baby D looks so
Cute. Is it the braids!!!?
Damn so this pod was Demaris’s flu game? 🤣💀
Demaris the star of the show fr
They tried to play you Julian you was on fire today probably more then anybody else lol
Having a schedule for your kid is so important
Julian always has the references on deck.
Rory: “So I was in sandy hook this weekend”
Julian: “Rrraaaaahh” (adlib)
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Shout out to teh thumb nail designer....smashing it
These thumbnails 😳😞😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This pod was so funny
I appreciate that y’all showed Julian screen and yall put that coffin ⚰️ 🎉
Hungover Demaris > Merlot Mel
18:53 sounds like an inexpensive destination wedding to me
I can’t believe I’m now listening to this podcast 🤣
My new favorite podcast 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪🏾🫡🫶🏾
Read between the lines the whole episode... Mal & Demaris were each others date for Bad Boyz & she fucked up the plans. They keepin it low. When you listen to it w that ear its so much funnier
Crazy work from Mal at 1:24:00 😂😂😂
"we've never fucked" is hilarious 😂
Damaris is toast😂
Demaris was cooked😂😂
@1:24:35 Mal went nuts right there! 🤣🤣
Rory wedding outfit was crazy 😂😂
Demaris keeping the humanity in this pod man, damn..
Demaris ex's gonna look at the casket like ' i'd still beat......... why you leave me!!!!! bury me with youuuuu!!!"
Baby D having a flu game 😅
My 3 month old son just slept the whole night through last night, Rory I recommend a sleep schedule (example: shower, bottle, and white noise) and cop the Baby Merlin sleep suit.
Mal should make Rory do the commercials by himself. We all know it was his idea 😂
Julian be killing it 😂
As soon as they showed the Chris brown clip I knew Mal was gone bring up the Quavo situation 😂
A sleep coach Rory and her being there with you? Come the fuck on! 😂
Bro you should read "12 hours sleep by 12 weeks old" it works 💪🏻 lol
Shit crazy when Julian has to explain to Rory how to treat dogs/kids and is 1000% correct lol
Is it just me or baby D is the real star of the Rory & Mal pod lol ? And she don’t gotta try hard either
Black Magic’s Boy 😂💀
Rory said “swag” and I’m dying😂
lmao mal does look like will.
Will who? 😂
D’s finished. 😂😂😂😂
Demarcus said “hbd love you “ 😂 21:40
Rory please don’t listen to ppl who do not know how it feels to have to get up with a screaming baby at 3:15am. Don’t.
it should just be Rory & Mal on the this podcast i swear 😂😂😂😂
I need a spin off show with angry Rory and Julian. The 2 of them ranting about sht would be funny
I thought Julian was doing whip its lol
If Rory is sick then so am I because YES WHO TOLD YOU? 😂
Julian bringing up the drake stuff just to not address the reference of the caption is too funny bro cannot hide his bias
I love that Rory is all these revelations as though this is all new and his kid is the first baby on earth lol
Baby D still lit from the night previous is crazyyyy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro. Listening to this Pod and hearing Mal talk about parent/child sleep training was excruciating as a parent. He obviously has no clue the wear and tear full time parents have to withstand in regard to a baby that won’t sleep without the parents! Him or Baby D! I don’t know how Rory sat there without snapping. Painful…smh lol. Keep podding tho’ folk!
You draggin it. I had a very difficult time with my son but alot of what they were saing was spot on, its alot of learned behaviours.
I have no kids but I have 15 nieces & nephews I helped raise from babies to teenagers. You don’t have to have kids to know what you’re doing or give advice. Rory is a first time parent paying for a class through FaceTime to help his child sleep. He’s still learning hiself . What Mal was saying is somewhat the same thing my grandmother & mother use to tell my brothers an sisters.. and me. Just cause you’re a parent doesn’t mean you know everything. It’s all a learning experience.
@@ImadeOriginalsons are different than daughters. Even two daughters can be totally different. Totally useless takes.
Mal was right though
Babies need to learn to self soothe, it’s key to development.
Colorado Springs is straight up like 3.5 hours from Aurora 😂
Baby D been podding!!!!!!!!!!
I’m glad they were able to get through that drake segment with out making it weird
Baby Wise is a great book for sleep scheduling for kids
You can tell Rory and his girl are first time parents lol he always be having the wildest stories his girl must be more on her white side because they be doing some yt shi lol
I had a consult with my pediatrician re toddler sleep and let me tell you worth every cent!
the "baby on board" sticker is there to let emergency responders know if a child is in a car if theres an accident
Got a 8 year old and a 3 year old.
Routine is important for the most part. Warm bath and letting them know is time to wind down. Repeat over and over.
Also speaking to them on the daily like telling them you’re a big girl/boy now and you gotta sleep in your bed. Like “big them up” and when they do it say you’re proud of them. Eventually they like hearing that and will do things on their own. It’s not a one size fits all situation with kids. Good luck Red Robin. 🫡
Bro is delusional thinking a strange woman is going to come to his house to put his kids to sleep for him. The entitlement is crazy.😂
45:18 nobody realizes when he talking about not noticing will smith in a movie theater, demaris said “i woulda smelt him” ??😂 wtf
"Kai Cenat??" 😂😂😂😂