Impress Any Girl in 9.017 Seconds

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • It works every time.
    If you see a girl, say this and you'll impress them on the spot.
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    follow these for a chance to be in my next video!
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Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  3 года назад +22606

    Subscribe for 87 glasses of dr pepper :)

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 года назад +22934

    Going on my first edate tomorrow, I’m taking notes 📝 thanks beluga

  • @kwalski6082
    @kwalski6082 2 года назад +4014

    these discord chats are way more intense than most of the Netflix shows.

    • @Kur404
      @Kur404 2 года назад +8

      HHHAHAHAA

    • @jimbo6502
      @jimbo6502 2 года назад +19

      skittle chan x beluga

    • @leobamabaconator
      @leobamabaconator 2 года назад +12

      squid game fans are coming •_•

    • @Shuaiby-Aslam
      @Shuaiby-Aslam 2 года назад +3

      @@leobamabaconator they will cancel you alll.... and me.. because i said many bad thing about squid ghame

    • @trantuongnguyen6552
      @trantuongnguyen6552 2 года назад +2

      @@leobamabaconator octopus game,fish game,and more:))

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 года назад +1685

    Damn Chad's such an honest man, he called out Beluga for his lies, but also made sure he got the date with Pepper after he won.

  • @floormeyer1754
    @floormeyer1754 2 года назад +1626

    Try this:
    Beluga: You wanna go on a date with me?
    Pepper: No
    Beluga: Did you even read what i said?
    Pepper:Yes
    Beluga: Tell me then.
    Pepper: You wanna go on a date with me?
    Beluga: Yeh sure!!
    Edit: Mom?!? I’m famous💀

  • @otas6500
    @otas6500 3 года назад +5966

    Moral of the story: chad isn't mean, he's just honest

  • @F.B.I.gov.
    @F.B.I.gov. 2 года назад +2418

    Beluga: _Tries to impress Pepper_
    Skittle-Chan and Snowie: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @janvesely1087
    @janvesely1087 2 года назад +826

    Chad: "The gym is my home. I go there every day. Never seen you there."
    Beluga: "I have a treadmill at home."
    *Written and directed by Beluga*

    • @koolaidman1552
      @koolaidman1552 2 года назад +5

      @@FebruaryHas30Days for those wondering when added all together the harry potter books contain 1,084,170 words

    • @white_wolf_god7579
      @white_wolf_god7579 2 года назад +8

      3:10 slowed kira theme

    • @InfiniteSavitar
      @InfiniteSavitar 2 года назад

      thats a good idea

    • @drea_is_weird
      @drea_is_weird 2 года назад

      @@koolaidman1552 who would wonder about that

    • @SL4YROfficial
      @SL4YROfficial 2 года назад

      Need your help, check out the video!

  • @crab239
    @crab239 2 года назад +103

    Beluga: works every time
    Giyuu: tries and fails every time

  • @HappyBlack
    @HappyBlack 3 года назад +1309

    Beluga really know how to make the girls run away in 2 seconds, so chaddy ;)

  • @vutruongquang3501
    @vutruongquang3501 3 года назад +314

    "Beauty attracts the eyes, but personality captures the heart"
    I'm pretty sure Pepper's having a heart attack right now

    • @squidly1369
      @squidly1369 3 года назад

      damm thats A FUCKING fire comment good one man :)

    • @mylifehasbeen99betterafter57
      @mylifehasbeen99betterafter57 3 года назад +1

      wtf is wrong with these replies

    • @user-cv3dr4kt7j
      @user-cv3dr4kt7j 3 года назад +1

      @@mylifehasbeen99betterafter57 attention seekers that deserves toxic comments on their videos

    • @ningsihsanly3384
      @ningsihsanly3384 3 года назад

      @Vegan Teacher 🅥 is da vegan teacher

    • @JNHHGaming
      @JNHHGaming 3 года назад

      I m hardworking almost 2 years but still not get success😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔.

  • @ISABELLAHENAO2012
    @ISABELLAHENAO2012 Год назад +6

    BELUGA!!! This video was posted exactly 1 year ago! It is incredible how much your channel has grown! I am a huge fan! Keep up the amazing work! ❤

  • @xxsoulmortal99xx10
    @xxsoulmortal99xx10 3 года назад +557

    The way Chad helped beluga was just a legendary moment.

    • @freemusiceffects
      @freemusiceffects 3 года назад +2

      dont read my NAME...

    • @rishanrashid_
      @rishanrashid_ 3 года назад +8

      @@freemusiceffects okay…

    • @muopmuopmuopmuop
      @muopmuopmuopmuop 3 года назад +3

      @@freemusiceffects you copy cat unoriginal. Be shame

    • @zhto514
      @zhto514 3 года назад +1

      they are both the same person !!!!???:? beluga and pepper and chad they are all the same person how didnt u know it !!!? (iam a women btw)

    • @snowie3961
      @snowie3961 3 года назад

      chad

  • @abhijot2011
    @abhijot2011 3 года назад +500

    The fact that this is 27 trend on gaming and it’s not even gaming is crazy

    • @kripageorge5387
      @kripageorge5387 3 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @voidvoid2126
      @voidvoid2126 3 года назад +9

      @DONT okay

    • @random-person763
      @random-person763 3 года назад +12

      @DONT the quality of your pfp is too low to read

    • @chxcobuns
      @chxcobuns 3 года назад +1

      @DONT ok i wont read it

    • @heartzmerry._
      @heartzmerry._ 3 года назад

      Well if it ain’t gaming category, could’ve watched it during school

  • @Hades_Hates_You
    @Hades_Hates_You 3 года назад +1720

    Chad coming in clutch like the true friend he is.

    • @user-vw5vu3hc1y
      @user-vw5vu3hc1y 3 года назад +7

      i wish i had one..all my friens were plastic...they scam me :(

    • @user-hm1nc5jo5x
      @user-hm1nc5jo5x 3 года назад +5

      Chad literally ruined it when beluga said he worked out 💀

    • @Hades_Hates_You
      @Hades_Hates_You 3 года назад +16

      @@user-hm1nc5jo5x Exactly, what true friend wouldn't? What matters is that he redeemed himself in the end.

    • @Hades_Hates_You
      @Hades_Hates_You 3 года назад +2

      @@user-vw5vu3hc1y F.

    • @user-vw5vu3hc1y
      @user-vw5vu3hc1y 3 года назад +1

      @@Hades_Hates_You thanks for respect hehe

  • @NAMSTYYY
    @NAMSTYYY 2 года назад +14

    3:18 : We can hear roblox footsteps 😂

  • @acrustysheep
    @acrustysheep 3 года назад +677

    The way chad just joins in randomly and acts like he knows whats going on :0 iconic

  • @projektbread5599
    @projektbread5599 3 года назад +344

    Chad is a real man, he didnt steal the girl or stay homies side
    He acted in order of his moral,being honest
    Respect.

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +251

    My sense of humor has degraded so much over the years that I unironically laughed at that Dr. Pepper joke.

  • @rekushi_7881
    @rekushi_7881 2 года назад +108

    As a girl myself, I can say with 100% accuracy...
    I'm not impressed but I am entertained, and that is the true way to a woman's heart

  • @abduboqiyevdovudxon4494
    @abduboqiyevdovudxon4494 3 года назад +736

    The fact that they had an argument on validity of a clearly photoshopped cat on a treadmill is the culmination of this series.

  • @seanpokefan7429
    @seanpokefan7429 3 года назад +811

    How the Fear Strategy should have went: “I robbed a bank and stole…YOUR HEART”

    • @streekaiz1955
      @streekaiz1955 3 года назад +33

      Unfortunately she'd be sleeping for quite a long time

    • @logangreen759
      @logangreen759 3 года назад +2

      Lol........ This is a better strategy

    • @thedrawer173
      @thedrawer173 3 года назад +8

      people keep their hearts in banks?

    • @justyourfriendlyneighbor677
      @justyourfriendlyneighbor677 3 года назад +1

      Plot twist : she says she still has her heart.

    • @ren5883
      @ren5883 3 года назад +1

      I robbed ur desires u confessed ur crimes

  • @chavinchacon5517
    @chavinchacon5517 3 года назад +786

    For the beluga lore, Beluga is trying to get a girl friend even though he was trying to get Skittle Chan. Funny thing is, he wasn’t cheating. We know Beluga was brainwashed by Skittle Chan last episode after being kidnapped by her and Beluga escaped to North Korea. His current location is unknown but we have been introduced to two new characters. Has beluga ran away to find a new life? Perhaps but we can only know in the coming episodes.

    • @diamondarrow4567
      @diamondarrow4567 3 года назад +71

      i just miss hecker...i know what he did but I still miss him

    • @romildapearl4445
      @romildapearl4445 3 года назад +6

      @@diamondarrow4567 why, what did he do?

    • @diamondarrow4567
      @diamondarrow4567 3 года назад +23

      @@romildapearl4445 you must not be caught up, he banned beluga

    • @ibrarjan5635
      @ibrarjan5635 3 года назад +16

      Skittle chan is just skittle in disguise

    • @scaramocha
      @scaramocha 3 года назад +3

      but, chad appeared in a previous episode i think

  • @covfees3187
    @covfees3187 2 года назад +16

    GOD I love how Chad plays both the friend and the foe!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +1638

    It's only fitting that *Chad* was Ricardo Milos all along

  • @SomebodyEp1c
    @SomebodyEp1c 3 года назад +688

    i used that knock knock pick up line on 10 different tinder matches and they all worked, Thanks Beluga!!!!!!!

    • @michaelwu9892
      @michaelwu9892 3 года назад +7

      did the 10th one reject you yet?

    • @SomebodyEp1c
      @SomebodyEp1c 3 года назад +15

      @@michaelwu9892 idk I unmatched them after, just did it for fun and no I didn't get rejected

    • @asanchezdem
      @asanchezdem 3 года назад +32

      Cool story bro, no one believes you.

    • @Hehe-zd7ok
      @Hehe-zd7ok 3 года назад +7

      Was it me baby🥵

    • @toestedd
      @toestedd 3 года назад +13

      @@Hehe-zd7ok oh sh-

  • @R2debo_
    @R2debo_ 3 года назад +1325

    I swear this man could make a whole horror movie on discord

    • @namikaze1910
      @namikaze1910 3 года назад +2

      Second

    • @ewoybz
      @ewoybz 3 года назад

      Indeed good sir

    • @sovietbeluga1532
      @sovietbeluga1532 3 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @Aryanbrijesh
      @Aryanbrijesh 3 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @BadBruh786
      @BadBruh786 3 года назад +4

      I love it when the notification shows up 'someone liked your comment' and "you have a new subscriber". . .

  • @0ut0fTh1sWorld
    @0ut0fTh1sWorld 2 года назад +14

    When pepper said yes and Chad came in be like “YOU SAID YES ADMIT ITTT”

  • @nsikakudofia3214
    @nsikakudofia3214 3 года назад +532

    Fun Fact: pepper is actually skittle-chan's older sister

  • @divaaa749
    @divaaa749 3 года назад +474

    Beluga: "are you a doctor?"
    Pepper: "no."
    Beluga: "because, pepper, dr pepper."
    Comedy genius :D

  • @faithfullilac
    @faithfullilac 2 года назад +643

    "Are you wifi?"
    "No..."
    "Because I feel a connection between us."
    How I would respond after that: But wifi needs a password and only my soulmate would know it.

    • @11O2O2O
      @11O2O2O 2 года назад +20

      this means wifi hotspots never existed

    • @elijahcruz9468
      @elijahcruz9468 2 года назад +2

      Ohhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha

    • @3sta8774
      @3sta8774 2 года назад +14

      So not romantic but I dig it.

    • @lemonyanva1976
      @lemonyanva1976 2 года назад +3

      The password is pebis pebis poob

    • @O111e
      @O111e 2 года назад +9

      So, free wifi never existed

  • @readyswan9299
    @readyswan9299 2 года назад +30

    chad before being a marriager:hey dont trust him
    after chad in last thing to impress pepper:u will accept to a date now

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 года назад +861

    I have been trying to do this for so many years without success, thanks Beluga for a lesson.

  • @pakalupapito5578
    @pakalupapito5578 3 года назад +896

    When the chad congratulates you, it's a moment to be celebrated.

    • @almagicalr6
      @almagicalr6 3 года назад

      @Atomic Rex stranger things

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 3 года назад +2

      I'm so glad to see you. Your doppelganger xavier was wreaking havoc all over the place.

    • @cutiepie77390
      @cutiepie77390 3 года назад

      The people i like: 🧸
      The person that likes me:

    • @thedudewithoutprofilepic5292
      @thedudewithoutprofilepic5292 3 года назад +1

      @Atomic Rex xavier is cringe pakalu is the best

    • @pakalupapito5578
      @pakalupapito5578 3 года назад

      @Atomic Rex no...

  • @avikdas4055
    @avikdas4055 3 года назад +62

    When beluga asks pepper to go on a date
    Skittle-chan: So you've chosen death?

    • @callmehvelvet752
      @callmehvelvet752 3 года назад +2

      @@user-ut8fb7fz7c why are you watching this then?

    • @Trueitshim
      @Trueitshim 3 года назад

      lLOLOLOL YEAH

    • @astrielle446
      @astrielle446 3 года назад

      He's a hecking player, don't trust that sussy cat 😤

    • @Aduckithink
      @Aduckithink 3 года назад

      @@user-sd3ty5gd4p uwu-

    • @chadkakashi8534
      @chadkakashi8534 3 года назад

      @@user-ut8fb7fz7c if you had any

  • @shtwick
    @shtwick 2 года назад +9

    I feel like Beluga absolutely loves The Escapists.

  • @FocusDr
    @FocusDr 3 года назад +832

    I was having a really tough time on how to confess my crush .Got some good points fr you .thanks beluga 🥺 U are my real (the real one) friend 🤧.Wish me good luck!

  • @obscure_genesis
    @obscure_genesis 3 года назад +724

    There is no discord man more modest than Chad.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +262

    "Beauty attracts the eyes, but personality captures the heart" - Batman

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +5

      Oooh

    • @pratyushjha765
      @pratyushjha765 3 года назад +13

      Beauty capture farts, but personality capture hearts.
      See? Now it rhymes

    • @nikita_sing
      @nikita_sing 3 года назад +1

      @@pratyushjha765 I-

    • @astrielle446
      @astrielle446 3 года назад +3

      In my case ->
      Beauty attracts the eyes, personality attracts the heart, but intelligence captures my whole body

    • @Tealen
      @Tealen 3 года назад

      I see you everywhere

  • @michaeledmunds7266
    @michaeledmunds7266 2 года назад +3

    He really pulled the classic "rabbit season" gag. The mad lad.

  • @allisonhargreeves8315
    @allisonhargreeves8315 3 года назад +250

    chad is the ultimate wingman and lawyer all in one

    • @crwnxd9612
      @crwnxd9612 3 года назад +2

      @DONT k I won't

    • @nosleep7287
      @nosleep7287 3 года назад

      @DONT the t type of player is required for video of

    • @trubiso
      @trubiso 3 года назад

      @DONT Andrew died when I first wrote the paper is to inform the car and then i saw your message is ready 😢😢🙏

  • @CarolusRex1
    @CarolusRex1 3 года назад +90

    "Knock, Knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Hope"
    "Hope What?"
    "Hope you
    will go out
    with me"
    SMOOTHEST TRANSITION EVER

    • @Trueitshim
      @Trueitshim 3 года назад

      YEAH

    • @trplngzz
      @trplngzz 3 года назад

      What the!
      Subjective boi

    • @GrimRplayZzYT
      @GrimRplayZzYT 3 года назад +1

      @@user-ut8fb7fz7c no

    • @dogezilla5334
      @dogezilla5334 3 года назад

      In that case My second video will entertain you (98.87% effective)😱

    • @delanmenezes3679
      @delanmenezes3679 3 года назад

      @@user-ut8fb7fz7c Cease this heresy

  • @silly._saka
    @silly._saka 3 года назад +502

    At the first time Chad was annoying, but then he helped beluga get a girl. What a happy ending

    • @Potato-fc5zx
      @Potato-fc5zx 3 года назад +11

      An amazing character development

    • @silly._saka
      @silly._saka 3 года назад

      @@Potato-fc5zx Right?

    • @silly._saka
      @silly._saka 3 года назад

      Holy fuck 98 likes

    • @erenjaegar9233
      @erenjaegar9233 3 года назад

      i was searching for just a guy without a moustache

    •  3 года назад +2

      He did not start annoying. Just as a 'quit your bullshit'.

  • @jeidexpower
    @jeidexpower 2 года назад +2

    Death Note music at the end fits perfectly, and If I were you I'd lut exactly that one lmao

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 3 года назад +273

    Chad is the definition of chaotic neutral, inserts himself in any argument and tips the scales however he wants.

    • @Jessie_V486
      @Jessie_V486 3 года назад +14

      and thats what makes him a chad

    • @joellelynn5947
      @joellelynn5947 3 года назад +3

      swag

    • @NeoEndStar
      @NeoEndStar 3 года назад

      Ehh, he's more like justice loving like a top comment said

  • @Mabeanie
    @Mabeanie 3 года назад +214

    OK so I've been watching these every week for months. Today was the first time I actually tapped on the video to watch it. I normally watch them through impressions. At first, the discord sound effects were annoying, but by the end I got used to it. Great work dude, it's been fun watching your videos and seeing what shenanigans take place in the world of Beluga.

  • @lordkurokasugaicrow
    @lordkurokasugaicrow 3 года назад +398

    The three main horsemen of belupocalypse: *Hecker, Skittle, Chad*

    • @dynamicmre5333
      @dynamicmre5333 3 года назад +17

      The three amigos Eugene Lester And Pablo

    • @Sporpk
      @Sporpk 3 года назад +2

      And where's Hecker

    • @felixjaphygaming9115
      @felixjaphygaming9115 3 года назад +4

      all characters from beluga: pepper
      skittle-chan
      chad
      hecker
      beluga
      scemer
      eugene
      lester
      pablo

    • @idiot9579
      @idiot9579 3 года назад

      @@felixjaphygaming9115 peter

    • @lordkurokasugaicrow
      @lordkurokasugaicrow 3 года назад

      🅱eter

  • @hilacopter4023
    @hilacopter4023 2 года назад +15

    As a girl I can confirm this is true

  • @genericname3685
    @genericname3685 3 года назад +69

    Chad is a great guy he stands there being a true witness and is truthful.

    • @namantherockstar
      @namantherockstar 3 года назад

      *BELUGA* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 30k subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you GUYS alot* literally begging!!

    • @trangnong3642
      @trangnong3642 3 года назад

      @@namantherockstar stop spamming u ligma

    • @hello...8379
      @hello...8379 3 года назад

      @HellRey Y r u spamming

    • @Mineoutain
      @Mineoutain 3 года назад

      Unlike a certain Discord mod ( COUGH* Lester )

    • @Trueitshim
      @Trueitshim 3 года назад

      Yeah

  • @gacha__cupcakez9856
    @gacha__cupcakez9856 3 года назад +246

    This is true content, exactly what we needed.

  • @RAGEINDIGO
    @RAGEINDIGO 3 года назад +111

    *I love how new characters get added every day! 😀 This is just getting better and better ❤️ at this point Beluga truly deserves 100M ❤️😀*

    • @dogezilla5334
      @dogezilla5334 3 года назад

      @HellRey what do you think about my videos then ? (Part 1,2,3)

    • @RAGEINDIGO
      @RAGEINDIGO 3 года назад +1

      @Slytherin barbie why do people keep taking about the emojis i use?

    • @roshanramsa794
      @roshanramsa794 3 года назад +3

      What the * are these bots

    • @divypatel1002
      @divypatel1002 3 года назад +2

      @Slytherin barbie I agree, I find use of emojis rather cringe.

    • @thickskulls
      @thickskulls 3 года назад

      Well, then, you should subscribe.

  • @whynotAla
    @whynotAla 2 года назад +11

    Reminding her you are a cat would have worked wayyyy faster. And for hoomans that aren’t cats and like an extreme cat lover just remind them u love cats simple :). Girl approval! ( from me duh 🙄 😒)

  • @luxryuzz
    @luxryuzz 3 года назад +162

    Plot twist:Beluga is so handsome that he doesn't have to impress a girl..

  • @omaanshkaushal3522
    @omaanshkaushal3522 3 года назад +90

    Chad is the most justice loving person I've ever seen

    • @freemusiceffects
      @freemusiceffects 3 года назад

      Don't read my name..

    • @AngZ7
      @AngZ7 3 года назад +2

      I think you have a bot problem

    • @white9763
      @white9763 3 года назад +1

      @@user-ut8fb7fz7c shut up bot

    • @white9763
      @white9763 3 года назад +1

      @@freemusiceffects shut up bot

    • @white9763
      @white9763 3 года назад +1

      @@AngZ7 yes lol

  • @Gold_png
    @Gold_png 3 года назад +45

    Beluga has the power of Discording. He could make literally anything based of Discord.

    • @DanielixMK
      @DanielixMK 3 года назад +2

      *He is the best!*

    • @volshebnik9683
      @volshebnik9683 3 года назад

      *I'm better than BELUGA, he's fuuu*
      .

    • @Gold_png
      @Gold_png 3 года назад +2

      seriously ignore these comments, they are getting views and dislikes *(they wanted dislikes)* so please dont waste 28 seconds of your life clicking on their channel and watching the videos

    • @-pao_de_queijo-
      @-pao_de_queijo- 3 года назад +1

      Dose people love spamming, why they don't just stop?

  • @kevingreenley1765
    @kevingreenley1765 Год назад +1

    While I've never gone on a date with a girl, my strategy for getting along with them is nodding along, trying to listen, take what information you can, smile a bit, and don't lie. It's not going to be a fun relationship if they don't like you for you. Try to squeeze in a couple of jokes, self deprecating jokes are most effective, but obviously don't go crazy.
    Basically, for talking with girls, I just act like how I would with a guy, except the girls a lot prettier, so while I'm naturally a bit more anxious, I also naturally smile a bit more.

  • @Everyonelove_Games
    @Everyonelove_Games 3 года назад +64

    At first, Chad was rude, but in the end, Chad was a CHAD

    • @JustthesameJn
      @JustthesameJn 3 года назад +10

      @DONT bro people are still doing this shit? lmaoo what a loser

    • @coral5523
      @coral5523 3 года назад +5

      @@JustthesameJn ikr

    • @tnt3t
      @tnt3t 3 года назад +2

      @@JustthesameJn let him have his fun there are still people who fall for shit

    • @x-drop2626
      @x-drop2626 3 года назад

      @@tnt3t Lol, true.

    • @clark987878
      @clark987878 3 года назад

      Went from foe to bro

  • @GESTEofficial
    @GESTEofficial 2 года назад +53

    Seriously though, your editing with all the text and sound effects and music is just pure comedy. Thanks for making these vids and cracking me up at night :)

  • @vlair75barahoev35
    @vlair75barahoev35 3 года назад +8

    Beluga: Pepper is so hot
    Skittle-chan: is it spicy?
    Beluga: um no, it's new girl.
    Skittle-chan: *ACTIVATE NUKE* INCOMING!
    Beluga: WAIT WHA-

    • @paige6144
      @paige6144 3 года назад

      @Çhrîstófèr Pêzét ×69 caps.

  • @aurevila2015
    @aurevila2015 2 года назад +1

    Beluga: *flirts with pepper*
    Tony Stark: *so… you have chosen death*

  • @volk6019
    @volk6019 3 года назад +165

    boys be like
    "i have big money do you like big money"
    "i have big truck do you like big truck"
    "i do many pushup do you like many pushup"

  • @xhstan
    @xhstan 3 года назад +16

    We were in the middle of the class and this random dude starting watching beluga full volume on his phone

  • @sanjaygames3445
    @sanjaygames3445 3 года назад +14

    Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.
    Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English (Also known informally as Grammar Nazis) from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.
    That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear.
    Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:
    cat🐈

    • @dogezilla5334
      @dogezilla5334 3 года назад

      Woof woof
      My second video will entertain you (98.87% effective)

    • @sanjaygames3445
      @sanjaygames3445 3 года назад

      @Vegan Teacher 🅥 oh shut up will you

  • @teenyweenypinkitoe
    @teenyweenypinkitoe Год назад +1

    I'm so proud of you at the end-

  • @ICringeALot
    @ICringeALot 3 года назад +27

    You know you’ve done well when Chad congratulates you.

  • @RAGEINDIGO
    @RAGEINDIGO 3 года назад +35

    Beluga to Pepper: wanna go on a date? 😀
    Skittle-Chan: *How DARE YOU? is this what you do to me? 😡*

    • @-pao_de_queijo-
      @-pao_de_queijo- 3 года назад

      Snowie: ...

    • @stganim8s
      @stganim8s 3 года назад

      @HellRey nope theyre better u started makimg vids few days then stop lyın u have 0 subs and he has over 2m

    • @lynefall
      @lynefall 3 года назад +1

      Hecker : _rebooting Skittle_

    • @skarpevindkast
      @skarpevindkast 3 года назад +2

      @HellRey [Chorus 1]
      Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
      It's obnoxious, unrelated, and a bore
      When you're promoting your own channel in the comments
      Well, it's not really a comment anymore
      [Verse]
      Now I understand you're trying to grow
      Add more viewers to your show
      We all wanna be a PewDiePie
      But when you type this type of shit
      It doesn't make me wanna click
      In fact, I'd rather leave a rude reply
      [Interlude]
      I HOPE YOU DIE!
      Too much?
      That was-That was a little too much, right?
      I'm sorry fellas, I- This stuff really salts my apples, you know what I mean? It-
      Anyways
      [Chorus 2]
      Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
      Dude, it doesn't even work, it's bad business
      And when you see someone promoting their own channel in the comments
      Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is
      Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is

    • @stganim8s
      @stganim8s 3 года назад +1

      @@skarpevindkast yes all u said rn ıs so true ım a yt with 29 subs no begging just u gotta edıt or make good videos

  • @Dario_64
    @Dario_64 3 года назад +384

    Chad’s character arc is just so amazing, like we are tricked to think he’s some dude who’s gonna steal pepper but plot twist! He helps out beluga and even becomes his wingman, how wholesome. :’>

  • @akshatkumar7603
    @akshatkumar7603 2 года назад +3

    3:09 that theme..
    Brings back memories

  • @breezter
    @breezter 3 года назад +98

    The fact that I know someone named Chad and this is exactly how he acts

    • @Shehasskills
      @Shehasskills 3 года назад +4

      "I saw it with my own eyes." 😂😂

  • @ASTENO21
    @ASTENO21 3 года назад +171

    The escapists song is so nostalgic, especially with the “I work out”

    • @theneonbuster
      @theneonbuster 3 года назад

      yes

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад

      oooooh
      btw i know some of you guys hate self promoters, but if you're really interested to check my song called end of the day out, i'd be glad tho. thank you :)

    • @enzoandrei9698
      @enzoandrei9698 3 года назад

      @@ZachzWinner atleast you didnt say beluga is grabage so i ll check it out i guess...

  • @aarushsingh8136
    @aarushsingh8136 3 года назад +23

    Best pickup line
    He =" is your name wifi"
    She- no
    He- because I'm feeling a connection between us..

  • @Jstnfan69
    @Jstnfan69 2 года назад +14

    Thanks i got got a gf

  • @goldensnitch5492
    @goldensnitch5492 2 года назад +19

    hey beluga, i had a day full of drama today,. I felt pretty anxious. Your video of "dad woke up from 10 yr coma, regrets it" saved me from it. That got me over it. Thank you so much and tell hecker that im glad he exists and also the team :)

  • @jobe9190
    @jobe9190 3 года назад +45

    i just love how he just plays so much suspense music

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад

      yes
      btw i know some of you guys hate self promoters, but if you're really interested to check my song called end of the day out, i'd be glad tho. thank you :)

    • @quantaluminary
      @quantaluminary 3 года назад +2

      The last music is of death note

    • @user-neozvgc
      @user-neozvgc 3 года назад

      @@quantaluminary no the last music is in death note, not in death note

    • @woodentoyz3554
      @woodentoyz3554 3 года назад

      What’s the song at 2:30 ?

  • @andriabakradze-b7j
    @andriabakradze-b7j 16 дней назад

    beluga: do you want to play hide and seek?
    pepper: no
    beluga: me too do you know why
    pepper: why
    beluga: couse i know i will never find someone like you

  • @sleep1289
    @sleep1289 2 года назад +187

    “are you a doctor?”
    *“no”*
    “pepper..”
    *”DR PEPPER!”*

    • @basicallyapotato5410
      @basicallyapotato5410 2 года назад +3

      Oh thanks
      My internet isn't fast enough to watch the video...

    • @moksanawa5143
      @moksanawa5143 2 года назад +6

      for those wondering when added all together the harry potter books contain 1,084,170 words

    • @kalakritistudios
      @kalakritistudios 2 года назад

      @@moksanawa5143 huh

    • @wheelbox
      @wheelbox 2 года назад

      @@moksanawa5143 thank you

    • @ShrmyWrmy
      @ShrmyWrmy 2 года назад

      Lol 😂 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @blodroid
    @blodroid 3 года назад +6

    Beluga: I like you, Pepper.
    skittle-chan has entered the CHAT

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +1

      @@user-ut8fb7fz7c Shut the front door

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +1

      @@user-ut8fb7fz7c You are adopted bot, you are annoying. I know I am dumb. I am talking to a bot like WHAT!

  • @immortal6180
    @immortal6180 3 года назад +54

    Plot twist:
    Pepper is actually skittle-chan undercover to see if beluga will cheat on her.

    • @swoonlu
      @swoonlu 3 года назад +1

      isnt skittle chan the one in love in beluga? not the other way around

    • @billionblue3036
      @billionblue3036 3 года назад

      This comment is so underrated bruuhh

    • @siimplyiicey
      @siimplyiicey 3 года назад +2

      What about snowie?

    • @leoplayz6956
      @leoplayz6956 3 года назад +1

      @Mystery Superhero she survived

  • @its.rileyyy
    @its.rileyyy 2 года назад +3

    is no one gonna talk abt the fact this was at 1am 😭✌🏻

  • @Erebus_the_trustworthy
    @Erebus_the_trustworthy 3 года назад +55

    Chad being Ricardo is perfect.

  • @CrownedMeadow
    @CrownedMeadow 2 года назад +137

    I’m not a cat person, but Beluga is the cutest and coolest. He’s humble, but doing that guy thing where he tries to puff up and be a tough guy for about 5 seconds. It’s adorable. 🥰

    • @yoahnoah9780
      @yoahnoah9780 2 года назад +2

      Uhm, he isnt a real cat... You know that, right?

    • @weebdweeb3951
      @weebdweeb3951 2 года назад +3

      @@yoahnoah9780 🤦🏻

    • @bitlashripad8721
      @bitlashripad8721 2 года назад +2

      It’s just a photo ,real person is texting/editing this video

    • @CrownedMeadow
      @CrownedMeadow 2 года назад +1

      😄🤦‍♀️ Yes y’all, I’m aware that it’s not a real cat behind that keyboard. I’ve seen the actual guy. He’s in the videos pretty regularly.

    • @Hikanaru_Dies
      @Hikanaru_Dies 2 года назад

      *bRu-*

  • @sourcream3403
    @sourcream3403 3 года назад +46

    when ever beluga adds a new character to the bcu (beluga cinematic universe): A new channel approaches!

    • @freemusiceffects
      @freemusiceffects 3 года назад +1

      Don't read my name..

    • @presidentgreatwhite3093
      @presidentgreatwhite3093 3 года назад +1

      @HellReyHELL REY RUclips GARBAGE!! BELUGA MAKES BETTER VIDEOS!!.

    • @JNHHGaming
      @JNHHGaming 3 года назад

      I m hardworking almost 2 years but still not get success😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔.

    • @monkesoup2000
      @monkesoup2000 3 года назад

      @@JNHHGaming Dont be ungrateful, u have almost 2k :)))

  • @anistgamerz9926
    @anistgamerz9926 2 года назад +2

    Congratulations beluga happy married life 😂❤️

  • @Itsyou01
    @Itsyou01 3 года назад +171

    Beluga has really made an amazing video

    • @volshebnik9683
      @volshebnik9683 3 года назад +1

      *I'm better than BELUGA, he's fuuu*
      .

    • @beckman9132
      @beckman9132 3 года назад +1

      he always does

    • @DanielixMK
      @DanielixMK 3 года назад +1

      *Beluga is the best!*

    • @statusking8275
      @statusking8275 3 года назад +1

      If 19 people think I can be 1.20k can you help me?

    • @hsb533
      @hsb533 3 года назад +1

      @@mishan7169 Shut up bot.

  • @Brainer
    @Brainer 3 года назад +142

    Chad tells the truth without temptations and greed

  • @littlefans8484
    @littlefans8484 3 года назад +30

    As a girl, I can say this is very *IMPRESSIVE*

  • @letsgetcookin566
    @letsgetcookin566 2 года назад +3

    "Hello Mr. President, i would like to buy the world for free."
    "Sorry, we can't d-
    "Im a girl btw."
    "WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I GUESSSSSSSSSSS"

  • @fionagdjjebe
    @fionagdjjebe 3 года назад +20

    Plot twist: Beluga is now in love with pepper and not Skittle-Chan 😭😭

    • @BaizhisHairclip
      @BaizhisHairclip 3 года назад +2

      HE BETTER NOT BE IN LOVE WITH MY CAT

    • @fionagdjjebe
      @fionagdjjebe 3 года назад

      @@BaizhisHairclip lol

    • @volshebnik9683
      @volshebnik9683 3 года назад

      *I'm better than BELUGA, he's fuuu*
      .

    • @fionagdjjebe
      @fionagdjjebe 3 года назад +1

      @@volshebnik9683 no hes better :>

    • @fionagdjjebe
      @fionagdjjebe 3 года назад +1

      @Nisma C Yeah I Ship them tho

  • @joelchrono
    @joelchrono 3 года назад +200

    True chads want every man to be like them, not turn them down!

  • @aashi_1657
    @aashi_1657 3 года назад +21

    Can we appreciate that we are getting to watch this for FREE?! I mean, his videos are beyond extraordinary- from sound effects to plots- everything is just *muah* !
    Chef's kiss!!

    • @redtruth121
      @redtruth121 3 года назад

      Sound effects?he literally ripped that from the escapists😀
      But agree his vids are soo enjoyable

    • @erenthebirb1220
      @erenthebirb1220 3 года назад

      Well you get so much good content for free, if these videos are for paid only then no one's going to watch them, But this is simple but entertaining.

    • @skarpevindkast
      @skarpevindkast 3 года назад

      [Chorus 1]
      Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
      It's obnoxious, unrelated, and a bore
      When you're promoting your own channel in the comments
      Well, it's not really a comment anymore
      [Verse]
      Now I understand you're trying to grow
      Add more viewers to your show
      We all wanna be a PewDiePie
      But when you type this type of shit
      It doesn't make me wanna click
      In fact, I'd rather leave a rude reply
      [Interlude]
      I HOPE YOU DIE!
      Too much?
      That was-That was a little too much, right?
      I'm sorry fellas, I- This stuff really salts my apples, you know what I mean? It-
      Anyways
      [Chorus 2]
      Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
      Dude, it doesn't even work, it's bad business
      And when you see someone promoting their own channel in the comments
      Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is
      Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is

  • @ThatPretty_Person
    @ThatPretty_Person 2 года назад +7

    When you said reverse psychology I planned out this scenario in my head when you mentioned the date...
    Beluga: wanna go on a date?
    Pepper: no.
    Beluga: good. Me neither
    I'm not sure why but I started laughing hysterically when I expected this and the fact it didn't happen made me laugh even more 😂😂

  • @QcL.
    @QcL. 3 года назад +15

    Beluga: " i can feel the connection between us"
    pepper: " N O"

  • @blodroid
    @blodroid 3 года назад +41

    Summary of the video:
    Beluga: Do you like me Pepper?
    Pepper: No
    Chad: YOU LIKE HIM!
    Pepper: Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +1

      @@diffepine2825 Thanks

  • @vozamaraktv-art5595
    @vozamaraktv-art5595 3 года назад +68

    Never in history before has a cat looked this friendly

  • @icedchai3319
    @icedchai3319 2 года назад +1

    "im a very dangewous cat"
    - beluga, 2021

  • @TaylorSEdits13668
    @TaylorSEdits13668 3 года назад +17

    Nothing like a freshly baked beluga video, pepper is even impressed!

  • @blodroid
    @blodroid 3 года назад +48

    Plot Twist: Chad was a Beluga's alt account to trick Pepper!

    • @ft.saiiii
      @ft.saiiii 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +1

      @@ft.saiiii :)

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +2

      @HellRey Go away!

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +1

      @filthy anime weeb😳 :0

  • @Pareex
    @Pareex 3 года назад +12

    Pepper : exists
    Skittle chan : The impostor has been found

  • @foxashock6161
    @foxashock6161 2 года назад

    I thought it was gonna be: Reverse psychology "Do you wanna go on a date?" "No" "Me neither" "what?" "Yeah" "ngl your kinda cute"

  • @jonathonwilliams4649
    @jonathonwilliams4649 2 года назад +23

    The Dr Pepper joke had me laughing so hard