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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

Комментарии • 13 тыс.

  • @Beluga1
    @Beluga1  3 года назад +22605

    Subscribe for 87 glasses of dr pepper :)

  • @kwalski6082
    @kwalski6082 3 года назад +4038

    these discord chats are way more intense than most of the Netflix shows.

    • @Kur404
      @Kur404 3 года назад +8

      HHHAHAHAA

    • @jimbo6502
      @jimbo6502 3 года назад +19

      skittle chan x beluga

    • @leobamabaconator
      @leobamabaconator 3 года назад +12

      squid game fans are coming •_•

    • @Shuaiby-Aslam
      @Shuaiby-Aslam 3 года назад +3

      @@leobamabaconator they will cancel you alll.... and me.. because i said many bad thing about squid ghame

    • @trantuongnguyen6552
      @trantuongnguyen6552 3 года назад +2

      @@leobamabaconator octopus game,fish game,and more:))

  • @otas6500
    @otas6500 3 года назад +5986

    Moral of the story: chad isn't mean, he's just honest

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 3 года назад +22955

    Going on my first edate tomorrow, I’m taking notes 📝 thanks beluga

  • @floormeyer1754
    @floormeyer1754 3 года назад +1654

    Try this:
    Beluga: You wanna go on a date with me?
    Pepper: No
    Beluga: Did you even read what i said?
    Pepper:Yes
    Beluga: Tell me then.
    Pepper: You wanna go on a date with me?
    Beluga: Yeh sure!!
    Edit: Mom?!? I’m famous💀

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 3 года назад +1698

    Damn Chad's such an honest man, he called out Beluga for his lies, but also made sure he got the date with Pepper after he won.

  • @abduboqiyevdovudxon4494
    @abduboqiyevdovudxon4494 3 года назад +736

    The fact that they had an argument on validity of a clearly photoshopped cat on a treadmill is the culmination of this series.

  • @crab239
    @crab239 3 года назад +105

    Beluga: works every time
    Giyuu: tries and fails every time

  • @janvesely1087
    @janvesely1087 3 года назад +826

    Chad: "The gym is my home. I go there every day. Never seen you there."
    Beluga: "I have a treadmill at home."
    *Written and directed by Beluga*

    • @koolaidman1552
      @koolaidman1552 3 года назад +5

      @@FebruaryHas30Days for those wondering when added all together the harry potter books contain 1,084,170 words

    • @white_wolf_god7579
      @white_wolf_god7579 3 года назад +8

      3:10 slowed kira theme

    • @InfiniteSavitar
      @InfiniteSavitar 3 года назад

      thats a good idea

    • @drea_is_weird
      @drea_is_weird 2 года назад

      @@koolaidman1552 who would wonder about that

    • @SL4YROfficial
      @SL4YROfficial 2 года назад

      Need your help, check out the video!

  • @F.B.I.gov.
    @F.B.I.gov. 3 года назад +2420

    Beluga: _Tries to impress Pepper_
    Skittle-Chan and Snowie: *Am I a joke to you?*

  • @projektbread5599
    @projektbread5599 3 года назад +346

    Chad is a real man, he didnt steal the girl or stay homies side
    He acted in order of his moral,being honest
    Respect.

  • @rekushi_7881
    @rekushi_7881 3 года назад +110

    As a girl myself, I can say with 100% accuracy...
    I'm not impressed but I am entertained, and that is the true way to a woman's heart

  • @xxsoulmortal99xx10
    @xxsoulmortal99xx10 3 года назад +556

    The way Chad helped beluga was just a legendary moment.

    • @freemusiceffects
      @freemusiceffects 3 года назад +2

      dont read my NAME...

    • @muopmuopmuopmuop
      @muopmuopmuopmuop 3 года назад +3

      @@freemusiceffects you copy cat unoriginal. Be shame

    • @zhto514
      @zhto514 3 года назад +1

      they are both the same person !!!!???:? beluga and pepper and chad they are all the same person how didnt u know it !!!? (iam a women btw)

    • @snowie3961
      @snowie3961 3 года назад

      chad

    • @pepper2099
      @pepper2099 3 года назад +1

      t-
      t-
      That were unfair

  • @Hades_Hates_You
    @Hades_Hates_You 3 года назад +1721

    Chad coming in clutch like the true friend he is.

    • @user-hm1nc5jo5x
      @user-hm1nc5jo5x 3 года назад +5

      Chad literally ruined it when beluga said he worked out 💀

    • @Hades_Hates_You
      @Hades_Hates_You 3 года назад +16

      @@user-hm1nc5jo5x Exactly, what true friend wouldn't? What matters is that he redeemed himself in the end.

    • @Hades_Hates_You
      @Hades_Hates_You 3 года назад +2

      @[어느 한 쪽] †† mia sandoval F.

    • @Hades_Hates_You
      @Hades_Hates_You 3 года назад

      @[어느 한 쪽] †† mia sandoval You're welcome chief.

    • @Hades_Hates_You
      @Hades_Hates_You 3 года назад

      @[어느 한 쪽] †† mia sandoval F x2

  • @acrustysheep
    @acrustysheep 3 года назад +678

    The way chad just joins in randomly and acts like he knows whats going on :0 iconic

  • @covfees3187
    @covfees3187 3 года назад +16

    GOD I love how Chad plays both the friend and the foe!

  • @vutruongquang3501
    @vutruongquang3501 3 года назад +315

    "Beauty attracts the eyes, but personality captures the heart"
    I'm pretty sure Pepper's having a heart attack right now

    • @squidly1369
      @squidly1369 3 года назад

      damm thats A FUCKING fire comment good one man :)

    • @mylifehasbeen99betterafter57
      @mylifehasbeen99betterafter57 3 года назад +1

      wtf is wrong with these replies

    • @Zikeal-d4l
      @Zikeal-d4l 3 года назад +1

      @@mylifehasbeen99betterafter57 attention seekers that deserves toxic comments on their videos

    • @ningsihsanly3384
      @ningsihsanly3384 3 года назад

      @Vegan Teacher 🅥 is da vegan teacher

    • @JNHHGaming
      @JNHHGaming 3 года назад

      I m hardworking almost 2 years but still not get success😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔.

  • @abhijot2011
    @abhijot2011 3 года назад +500

    The fact that this is 27 trend on gaming and it’s not even gaming is crazy

    • @kripageorge5387
      @kripageorge5387 3 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @breadwheat427
      @breadwheat427 3 года назад +9

      @DONT okay

    • @random-person763
      @random-person763 3 года назад +12

      @DONT the quality of your pfp is too low to read

    • @chxcobuns
      @chxcobuns 3 года назад +1

      @DONT ok i wont read it

    • @heartzmerry._
      @heartzmerry._ 3 года назад

      Well if it ain’t gaming category, could’ve watched it during school

  • @seanpokefan7429
    @seanpokefan7429 3 года назад +810

    How the Fear Strategy should have went: “I robbed a bank and stole…YOUR HEART”

    • @streekaiz1955
      @streekaiz1955 3 года назад +33

      Unfortunately she'd be sleeping for quite a long time

    • @logangreen759
      @logangreen759 3 года назад +2

      Lol........ This is a better strategy

    • @thedrawer173
      @thedrawer173 3 года назад +8

      people keep their hearts in banks?

    • @justyourfriendlyneighbor677
      @justyourfriendlyneighbor677 3 года назад +1

      Plot twist : she says she still has her heart.

    • @ren5883
      @ren5883 3 года назад +1

      I robbed ur desires u confessed ur crimes

  • @ISABELLAHENAO2012
    @ISABELLAHENAO2012 2 года назад +6

    BELUGA!!! This video was posted exactly 1 year ago! It is incredible how much your channel has grown! I am a huge fan! Keep up the amazing work! ❤

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +252

    My sense of humor has degraded so much over the years that I unironically laughed at that Dr. Pepper joke.

  • @HappyBlack
    @HappyBlack 3 года назад +1306

    Beluga really know how to make the girls run away in 2 seconds, so chaddy ;)

  • @chavinchacon5517
    @chavinchacon5517 3 года назад +785

    For the beluga lore, Beluga is trying to get a girl friend even though he was trying to get Skittle Chan. Funny thing is, he wasn’t cheating. We know Beluga was brainwashed by Skittle Chan last episode after being kidnapped by her and Beluga escaped to North Korea. His current location is unknown but we have been introduced to two new characters. Has beluga ran away to find a new life? Perhaps but we can only know in the coming episodes.

    • @diamondarrow4567
      @diamondarrow4567 3 года назад +70

      i just miss hecker...i know what he did but I still miss him

    • @romildapearl4445
      @romildapearl4445 3 года назад +6

      @@diamondarrow4567 why, what did he do?

    • @diamondarrow4567
      @diamondarrow4567 3 года назад +22

      @@romildapearl4445 you must not be caught up, he banned beluga

    • @ibrarjan5635
      @ibrarjan5635 3 года назад +16

      Skittle chan is just skittle in disguise

    • @scaramocha
      @scaramocha 3 года назад +3

      but, chad appeared in a previous episode i think

  • @marcar9marcar972
    @marcar9marcar972 17 дней назад +1

    Wow. When we first met Chad, we were a bit skeptical of his moral character but now we know he’s just a very honest straightforward man, lives up to the name

  • @obscure_genesis
    @obscure_genesis 3 года назад +723

    There is no discord man more modest than Chad.

  • @silly._saka
    @silly._saka 3 года назад +502

    At the first time Chad was annoying, but then he helped beluga get a girl. What a happy ending

    • @Potato-fc5zx
      @Potato-fc5zx 3 года назад +11

      An amazing character development

    • @silly._saka
      @silly._saka 3 года назад

      @@Potato-fc5zx Right?

    • @silly._saka
      @silly._saka 3 года назад

      Holy fuck 98 likes

    • @erenjaegar9233
      @erenjaegar9233 3 года назад

      i was searching for just a guy without a moustache

    •  3 года назад +2

      He did not start annoying. Just as a 'quit your bullshit'.

  • @faithfullilac
    @faithfullilac 3 года назад +641

    "Are you wifi?"
    "No..."
    "Because I feel a connection between us."
    How I would respond after that: But wifi needs a password and only my soulmate would know it.

    • @11O2O2O
      @11O2O2O 3 года назад +20

      this means wifi hotspots never existed

    • @elijahcruz9468
      @elijahcruz9468 3 года назад +2

      Ohhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha

    • @3sta8774
      @3sta8774 3 года назад +14

      So not romantic but I dig it.

    • @lemonyanva1976
      @lemonyanva1976 3 года назад +3

      The password is pebis pebis poob

    • @O111e
      @O111e 3 года назад +9

      So, free wifi never existed

  • @readyswan9299
    @readyswan9299 3 года назад +30

    chad before being a marriager:hey dont trust him
    after chad in last thing to impress pepper:u will accept to a date now

  • @nsikakudofia3214
    @nsikakudofia3214 3 года назад +533

    Fun Fact: pepper is actually skittle-chan's older sister

  • @divaaa749
    @divaaa749 3 года назад +473

    Beluga: "are you a doctor?"
    Pepper: "no."
    Beluga: "because, pepper, dr pepper."
    Comedy genius :D

    • @Trueitshim
      @Trueitshim 3 года назад +1

      LOLLLL

    • @sentitherealfuhua2388
      @sentitherealfuhua2388 3 года назад +1

      I'm a dumbass, thus I didn't get it

    • @Someone-xq7yt
      @Someone-xq7yt 3 года назад +2

      @@ЛегендаЮтуба-в6в **uno reverse card**

    • @nitaa9905
      @nitaa9905 3 года назад +1

      @@ЛегендаЮтуба-в6в ew go away

    • @com-ev5wq
      @com-ev5wq 3 года назад

      @@ЛегендаЮтуба-в6в ok

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +262

    "Beauty attracts the eyes, but personality captures the heart" - Batman

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +5

      Oooh

    • @pratyushjha765
      @pratyushjha765 3 года назад +13

      Beauty capture farts, but personality capture hearts.
      See? Now it rhymes

    • @nikita_sing
      @nikita_sing 3 года назад +1

      @@pratyushjha765 I-

    • @astrielle446
      @astrielle446 3 года назад +3

      In my case ->
      Beauty attracts the eyes, personality attracts the heart, but intelligence captures my whole body

    • @Tealen
      @Tealen 3 года назад

      I see you everywhere

  • @0ut0fTh1sWorld
    @0ut0fTh1sWorld 3 года назад +14

    When pepper said yes and Chad came in be like “YOU SAID YES ADMIT ITTT”

  • @SomebodyEp1c
    @SomebodyEp1c 3 года назад +688

    i used that knock knock pick up line on 10 different tinder matches and they all worked, Thanks Beluga!!!!!!!

    • @michaelwu9892
      @michaelwu9892 3 года назад +7

      did the 10th one reject you yet?

    • @SomebodyEp1c
      @SomebodyEp1c 3 года назад +15

      @@michaelwu9892 idk I unmatched them after, just did it for fun and no I didn't get rejected

    • @asanchezdem
      @asanchezdem 3 года назад +32

      Cool story bro, no one believes you.

    • @Hehe-zd7ok
      @Hehe-zd7ok 3 года назад +7

      Was it me baby🥵

    • @toestedd
      @toestedd 3 года назад +13

      @@Hehe-zd7ok oh sh-

  • @pakalupapito5578
    @pakalupapito5578 3 года назад +896

    When the chad congratulates you, it's a moment to be celebrated.

    • @almagicalr6
      @almagicalr6 3 года назад

      @Atomic Rex stranger things

    • @b-zar8912
      @b-zar8912 3 года назад +2

      I'm so glad to see you. Your doppelganger xavier was wreaking havoc all over the place.

    • @cutiepie77390
      @cutiepie77390 3 года назад

      The people i like: 🧸
      The person that likes me:

    • @thedudewithoutprofilepic5292
      @thedudewithoutprofilepic5292 3 года назад

      @Atomic Rex xavier is cringe pakalu is the best

    • @pakalupapito5578
      @pakalupapito5578 3 года назад

      @Atomic Rex no...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +1635

    It's only fitting that *Chad* was Ricardo Milos all along

  • @shtwick
    @shtwick 3 года назад +9

    I feel like Beluga absolutely loves The Escapists.

  • @R2debo_
    @R2debo_ 3 года назад +1321

    I swear this man could make a whole horror movie on discord

  • @jamaalsmith5207
    @jamaalsmith5207 3 года назад +272

    Chad is the definition of chaotic neutral, inserts himself in any argument and tips the scales however he wants.

    • @Jessie_V486
      @Jessie_V486 3 года назад +14

      and thats what makes him a chad

    • @joellelynn5947
      @joellelynn5947 3 года назад +3

      swag

    • @NeoEndStar
      @NeoEndStar 3 года назад

      Ehh, he's more like justice loving like a top comment said

  • @Mabeanie
    @Mabeanie 3 года назад +214

    OK so I've been watching these every week for months. Today was the first time I actually tapped on the video to watch it. I normally watch them through impressions. At first, the discord sound effects were annoying, but by the end I got used to it. Great work dude, it's been fun watching your videos and seeing what shenanigans take place in the world of Beluga.

  • @NAMSTYYY
    @NAMSTYYY 3 года назад +14

    3:18 : We can hear roblox footsteps 😂

  • @allisonhargreeves8315
    @allisonhargreeves8315 3 года назад +249

    chad is the ultimate wingman and lawyer all in one

    • @crwnxd9612
      @crwnxd9612 3 года назад +2

      @DONT k I won't

    • @nosleep7287
      @nosleep7287 3 года назад

      @DONT the t type of player is required for video of

    • @trubiso
      @trubiso 3 года назад

      @DONT Andrew died when I first wrote the paper is to inform the car and then i saw your message is ready 😢😢🙏

  • @avikdas4055
    @avikdas4055 3 года назад +62

    When beluga asks pepper to go on a date
    Skittle-chan: So you've chosen death?

    • @callmehvelvet752
      @callmehvelvet752 3 года назад +2

      @@ЛегендаЮтуба-в6в why are you watching this then?

    • @Trueitshim
      @Trueitshim 3 года назад

      lLOLOLOL YEAH

    • @astrielle446
      @astrielle446 3 года назад

      He's a hecking player, don't trust that sussy cat 😤

    • @Aduckithink
      @Aduckithink 3 года назад

      @@user-sd3ty5gd4p uwu-

    • @chadkakashi8534
      @chadkakashi8534 3 года назад

      @@ЛегендаЮтуба-в6в if you had any

  • @CarolusRex1
    @CarolusRex1 3 года назад +90

    "Knock, Knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Hope"
    "Hope What?"
    "Hope you
    will go out
    with me"
    SMOOTHEST TRANSITION EVER

    • @Trueitshim
      @Trueitshim 3 года назад

      YEAH

    • @trplngzz
      @trplngzz 3 года назад

      What the!
      Subjective boi

    • @GrimRplayZzYT
      @GrimRplayZzYT 3 года назад +1

      @@ЛегендаЮтуба-в6в no

    • @dogezilla5334
      @dogezilla5334 3 года назад

      In that case My second video will entertain you (98.87% effective)😱

    • @delanmenezes3679
      @delanmenezes3679 3 года назад

      @@ЛегендаЮтуба-в6в Cease this heresy

  • @michaeledmunds7266
    @michaeledmunds7266 3 года назад +3

    He really pulled the classic "rabbit season" gag. The mad lad.

  • @FocusDr
    @FocusDr 3 года назад +832

    I was having a really tough time on how to confess my crush .Got some good points fr you .thanks beluga 🥺 U are my real (the real one) friend 🤧.Wish me good luck!

  • @lordkurokasugaicrow
    @lordkurokasugaicrow 3 года назад +398

    The three main horsemen of belupocalypse: *Hecker, Skittle, Chad*

    • @dynamicmre5333
      @dynamicmre5333 3 года назад +17

      The three amigos Eugene Lester And Pablo

    • @Sporpk
      @Sporpk 3 года назад +2

      And where's Hecker

    • @felixjaphygaming9115
      @felixjaphygaming9115 3 года назад +4

      all characters from beluga: pepper
      skittle-chan
      chad
      hecker
      beluga
      scemer
      eugene
      lester
      pablo

    • @idiot9579
      @idiot9579 3 года назад

      @@felixjaphygaming9115 peter

    • @lordkurokasugaicrow
      @lordkurokasugaicrow 3 года назад

      🅱eter

  • @gacha__cupcakez9856
    @gacha__cupcakez9856 3 года назад +246

    This is true content, exactly what we needed.

  • @akshatkumar7603
    @akshatkumar7603 3 года назад +3

    3:09 that theme..
    Brings back memories

  • @Dario_64
    @Dario_64 3 года назад +384

    Chad’s character arc is just so amazing, like we are tricked to think he’s some dude who’s gonna steal pepper but plot twist! He helps out beluga and even becomes his wingman, how wholesome. :’>

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 года назад +860

    I have been trying to do this for so many years without success, thanks Beluga for a lesson.

  • @ASTENO21
    @ASTENO21 3 года назад +171

    The escapists song is so nostalgic, especially with the “I work out”

    • @theneonbuster
      @theneonbuster 3 года назад

      yes

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад

      oooooh
      btw i know some of you guys hate self promoters, but if you're really interested to check my song called end of the day out, i'd be glad tho. thank you :)

    • @enzoandrei9698
      @enzoandrei9698 3 года назад

      @@ZachzWinner atleast you didnt say beluga is grabage so i ll check it out i guess...

  • @jeidexpower
    @jeidexpower 2 года назад +2

    Death Note music at the end fits perfectly, and If I were you I'd lut exactly that one lmao

  • @Everyonelove_Games
    @Everyonelove_Games 3 года назад +64

    At first, Chad was rude, but in the end, Chad was a CHAD

    • @JustthesameJn
      @JustthesameJn 3 года назад +10

      @DONT bro people are still doing this shit? lmaoo what a loser

    • @coral5523
      @coral5523 3 года назад +5

      @@JustthesameJn ikr

    • @tnt3t
      @tnt3t 3 года назад +2

      @@JustthesameJn let him have his fun there are still people who fall for shit

    • @x-drop2626
      @x-drop2626 3 года назад

      @@tnt3t Lol, true.

    • @clark987878
      @clark987878 3 года назад

      Went from foe to bro

  • @volk6019
    @volk6019 3 года назад +164

    boys be like
    "i have big money do you like big money"
    "i have big truck do you like big truck"
    "i do many pushup do you like many pushup"

  • @genericname3685
    @genericname3685 3 года назад +69

    Chad is a great guy he stands there being a true witness and is truthful.

    • @namantherockstar
      @namantherockstar 3 года назад

      *BELUGA* is my inspiration!! My mom said that if I got 30k subscribers!! She definitely buy me a professional mic!! *begging you GUYS alot* literally begging!!

    • @trangnong3642
      @trangnong3642 3 года назад

      @@namantherockstar stop spamming u ligma

    • @hello...8379
      @hello...8379 3 года назад

      @HellRey Y r u spamming

    • @Mineoutain
      @Mineoutain 3 года назад

      Unlike a certain Discord mod ( COUGH* Lester )

    • @Trueitshim
      @Trueitshim 3 года назад

      Yeah

  • @kevingreenley1765
    @kevingreenley1765 Год назад +1

    While I've never gone on a date with a girl, my strategy for getting along with them is nodding along, trying to listen, take what information you can, smile a bit, and don't lie. It's not going to be a fun relationship if they don't like you for you. Try to squeeze in a couple of jokes, self deprecating jokes are most effective, but obviously don't go crazy.
    Basically, for talking with girls, I just act like how I would with a guy, except the girls a lot prettier, so while I'm naturally a bit more anxious, I also naturally smile a bit more.

  • @omaanshkaushal3522
    @omaanshkaushal3522 3 года назад +90

    Chad is the most justice loving person I've ever seen

    • @freemusiceffects
      @freemusiceffects 3 года назад

      Don't read my name..

    • @AngZ7
      @AngZ7 3 года назад +2

      I think you have a bot problem

    • @white9763
      @white9763 3 года назад +1

      @@ЛегендаЮтуба-в6в shut up bot

    • @white9763
      @white9763 3 года назад +1

      @@freemusiceffects shut up bot

    • @white9763
      @white9763 3 года назад +1

      @@AngZ7 yes lol

  • @Brainer
    @Brainer 3 года назад +142

    Chad tells the truth without temptations and greed

  • @aurevila2015
    @aurevila2015 3 года назад +1

    Beluga: *flirts with pepper*
    Tony Stark: *so… you have chosen death*

  • @Gold_png
    @Gold_png 3 года назад +45

    Beluga has the power of Discording. He could make literally anything based of Discord.

    • @DanielixMK
      @DanielixMK 3 года назад +2

      *He is the best!*

    • @volshebnik9683
      @volshebnik9683 3 года назад

      *I'm better than BELUGA, he's fuuu*
      .

    • @Gold_png
      @Gold_png 3 года назад +2

      seriously ignore these comments, they are getting views and dislikes *(they wanted dislikes)* so please dont waste 28 seconds of your life clicking on their channel and watching the videos

    • @-pao_de_queijo-
      @-pao_de_queijo- 3 года назад +1

      Dose people love spamming, why they don't just stop?

  • @GESTEofficial
    @GESTEofficial 3 года назад +52

    Seriously though, your editing with all the text and sound effects and music is just pure comedy. Thanks for making these vids and cracking me up at night :)

  • @hilacopter4023
    @hilacopter4023 3 года назад +15

    As a girl I can confirm this is true

  • @CrownedMeadow
    @CrownedMeadow 3 года назад +137

    I’m not a cat person, but Beluga is the cutest and coolest. He’s humble, but doing that guy thing where he tries to puff up and be a tough guy for about 5 seconds. It’s adorable. 🥰

    • @yoahnoah9780
      @yoahnoah9780 3 года назад +2

      Uhm, he isnt a real cat... You know that, right?

    • @weebdweeb3951
      @weebdweeb3951 3 года назад +3

      @@yoahnoah9780 🤦🏻

    • @bitlashripad8721
      @bitlashripad8721 3 года назад +2

      It’s just a photo ,real person is texting/editing this video

    • @CrownedMeadow
      @CrownedMeadow 3 года назад +1

      😄🤦‍♀️ Yes y’all, I’m aware that it’s not a real cat behind that keyboard. I’ve seen the actual guy. He’s in the videos pretty regularly.

    • @Hikanaru_Dies
      @Hikanaru_Dies 3 года назад

      *bRu-*

  • @luxryuzz
    @luxryuzz 3 года назад +162

    Plot twist:Beluga is so handsome that he doesn't have to impress a girl..

  • @breezter
    @breezter 3 года назад +98

    The fact that I know someone named Chad and this is exactly how he acts

    • @Shehasskills
      @Shehasskills 3 года назад +4

      "I saw it with my own eyes." 😂😂

  • @HankThePimpHill
    @HankThePimpHill 2 года назад +1

    When Chad calls out Beluga for faking his workouts, but Beluga doesn't retort by calling him out for secretly being Ricardo Milos

  • @Erebus_the_trustworthy
    @Erebus_the_trustworthy 3 года назад +55

    Chad being Ricardo is perfect.

  • @ICringeALot
    @ICringeALot 3 года назад +27

    You know you’ve done well when Chad congratulates you.

  • @vozamaraktv-art5595
    @vozamaraktv-art5595 3 года назад +68

    Never in history before has a cat looked this friendly

  • @whynotAla
    @whynotAla 3 года назад +11

    Reminding her you are a cat would have worked wayyyy faster. And for hoomans that aren’t cats and like an extreme cat lover just remind them u love cats simple :). Girl approval! ( from me duh 🙄 😒)

  • @nylanylanyla09
    @nylanylanyla09 3 года назад +111

    My parents: My daughter is so smart and spends her free time studying Mathematical Formulas!
    Me: *crying to such a romantic love story

  • @aarushsingh8136
    @aarushsingh8136 3 года назад +23

    Best pickup line
    He =" is your name wifi"
    She- no
    He- because I'm feeling a connection between us..

  • @sleep1289
    @sleep1289 3 года назад +186

    “are you a doctor?”
    *“no”*
    “pepper..”
    *”DR PEPPER!”*

    • @basicallyapotato5410
      @basicallyapotato5410 3 года назад +3

      Oh thanks
      My internet isn't fast enough to watch the video...

    • @moksanawa5143
      @moksanawa5143 3 года назад +6

      for those wondering when added all together the harry potter books contain 1,084,170 words

    • @kalakritistudios
      @kalakritistudios 3 года назад

      @@moksanawa5143 huh

    • @wheelbox
      @wheelbox 2 года назад

      @@moksanawa5143 thank you

    • @datoneguy180
      @datoneguy180 2 года назад

      Lol 😂 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Kalaphant
    @Kalaphant Год назад

    1:00 That legit confused me for a second because:
    1. You want pepper to be down to be with you
    2. You don't want the wifi to be down
    lol

  • @joelchrono
    @joelchrono 3 года назад +200

    True chads want every man to be like them, not turn them down!

  • @xhstan
    @xhstan 3 года назад +16

    We were in the middle of the class and this random dude starting watching beluga full volume on his phone

  • @immortal6180
    @immortal6180 3 года назад +54

    Plot twist:
    Pepper is actually skittle-chan undercover to see if beluga will cheat on her.

    • @swoonlu
      @swoonlu 3 года назад +1

      isnt skittle chan the one in love in beluga? not the other way around

    • @billionblue3036
      @billionblue3036 3 года назад

      This comment is so underrated bruuhh

    • @siimplyiicey
      @siimplyiicey 3 года назад +2

      What about snowie?

    • @leoplayz6956
      @leoplayz6956 3 года назад +1

      @Mystery Superhero she survived

  • @thereverseboy
    @thereverseboy 3 года назад +1

    Beluga would've been the perfect character to take place in the movie Cats.

  • @goldensnitch5492
    @goldensnitch5492 3 года назад +19

    hey beluga, i had a day full of drama today,. I felt pretty anxious. Your video of "dad woke up from 10 yr coma, regrets it" saved me from it. That got me over it. Thank you so much and tell hecker that im glad he exists and also the team :)

  • @RAGEINDIGO
    @RAGEINDIGO 3 года назад +35

    Beluga to Pepper: wanna go on a date? 😀
    Skittle-Chan: *How DARE YOU? is this what you do to me? 😡*

    • @-pao_de_queijo-
      @-pao_de_queijo- 3 года назад

      Snowie: ...

    • @stganim8s
      @stganim8s 3 года назад

      @HellRey nope theyre better u started makimg vids few days then stop lyın u have 0 subs and he has over 2m

    • @lynefall
      @lynefall 3 года назад +1

      Hecker : _rebooting Skittle_

    • @skarpevindkast
      @skarpevindkast 3 года назад +2

      @HellRey [Chorus 1]
      Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
      It's obnoxious, unrelated, and a bore
      When you're promoting your own channel in the comments
      Well, it's not really a comment anymore
      [Verse]
      Now I understand you're trying to grow
      Add more viewers to your show
      We all wanna be a PewDiePie
      But when you type this type of shit
      It doesn't make me wanna click
      In fact, I'd rather leave a rude reply
      [Interlude]
      I HOPE YOU DIE!
      Too much?
      That was-That was a little too much, right?
      I'm sorry fellas, I- This stuff really salts my apples, you know what I mean? It-
      Anyways
      [Chorus 2]
      Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
      Dude, it doesn't even work, it's bad business
      And when you see someone promoting their own channel in the comments
      Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is
      Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is

    • @stganim8s
      @stganim8s 3 года назад +1

      @@skarpevindkast yes all u said rn ıs so true ım a yt with 29 subs no begging just u gotta edıt or make good videos

  • @jobe9190
    @jobe9190 3 года назад +45

    i just love how he just plays so much suspense music

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад

      yes
      btw i know some of you guys hate self promoters, but if you're really interested to check my song called end of the day out, i'd be glad tho. thank you :)

    • @quantaluminary
      @quantaluminary 3 года назад +2

      The last music is of death note

    • @user-neozvgc
      @user-neozvgc 3 года назад

      @@quantaluminary no the last music is in death note, not in death note

    • @woodentoyz3554
      @woodentoyz3554 3 года назад

      What’s the song at 2:30 ?

  • @letsgetcookin566
    @letsgetcookin566 3 года назад +3

    "Hello Mr. President, i would like to buy the world for free."
    "Sorry, we can't d-
    "Im a girl btw."
    "WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I GUESSSSSSSSSSS"

  • @blodroid
    @blodroid 3 года назад +41

    Summary of the video:
    Beluga: Do you like me Pepper?
    Pepper: No
    Chad: YOU LIKE HIM!
    Pepper: Understandable, have a nice day.

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +1

      @@diffepine2825 Thanks

  • @Pareex
    @Pareex 3 года назад +12

    Pepper : exists
    Skittle chan : The impostor has been found

  • @JobiBoiz
    @JobiBoiz 3 года назад +39

    i love the way he said “im a very dangewous cat”

  • @Randompersonon1
    @Randompersonon1 3 года назад +1

    2:17 ALL HAIL KING BELUGA!!! He is the mightiest He has the riches, he has the women, he has Us Peasants, THIS CAT IS UNSTOPPABLE !!!!! EVERYONE BOW TO YOUR KING!!

  • @aashi_1657
    @aashi_1657 3 года назад +21

    Can we appreciate that we are getting to watch this for FREE?! I mean, his videos are beyond extraordinary- from sound effects to plots- everything is just *muah* !
    Chef's kiss!!

    • @redtruth121
      @redtruth121 3 года назад

      Sound effects?he literally ripped that from the escapists😀
      But agree his vids are soo enjoyable

    • @erenthebirb1220
      @erenthebirb1220 3 года назад

      Well you get so much good content for free, if these videos are for paid only then no one's going to watch them, But this is simple but entertaining.

    • @skarpevindkast
      @skarpevindkast 3 года назад

      [Chorus 1]
      Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
      It's obnoxious, unrelated, and a bore
      When you're promoting your own channel in the comments
      Well, it's not really a comment anymore
      [Verse]
      Now I understand you're trying to grow
      Add more viewers to your show
      We all wanna be a PewDiePie
      But when you type this type of shit
      It doesn't make me wanna click
      In fact, I'd rather leave a rude reply
      [Interlude]
      I HOPE YOU DIE!
      Too much?
      That was-That was a little too much, right?
      I'm sorry fellas, I- This stuff really salts my apples, you know what I mean? It-
      Anyways
      [Chorus 2]
      Stop promoting your own channel in the comments
      Dude, it doesn't even work, it's bad business
      And when you see someone promoting their own channel in the comments
      Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is
      Mark as spam 'cause that's exactly what it is

  • @Itsyou01
    @Itsyou01 3 года назад +171

    Beluga has really made an amazing video

    • @volshebnik9683
      @volshebnik9683 3 года назад +1

      *I'm better than BELUGA, he's fuuu*
      .

    • @beckman9132
      @beckman9132 3 года назад +1

      he always does

    • @DanielixMK
      @DanielixMK 3 года назад +1

      *Beluga is the best!*

    • @statusking8275
      @statusking8275 3 года назад +1

      If 19 people think I can be 1.20k can you help me?

    • @hsb533
      @hsb533 3 года назад +1

      @@mishan7169 Shut up bot.

  • @CookifyYT
    @CookifyYT 3 года назад +133

    Disclaimer: This channel is addictive

  • @jmontealegre
    @jmontealegre 2 года назад

    Chad is initially the villain in an anime but later found out to be kind-hearted so he becomes the side-protagonist.

  • @ישוע-מ1צ
    @ישוע-מ1צ 3 года назад +10

    The fact that this is just texts and sound effects makes this amazing

  • @samuraigoldi2308
    @samuraigoldi2308 3 года назад +36

    Chad truly being the true neutral.

    • @ZachzWinner
      @ZachzWinner 3 года назад

      ikr
      btw i know some of you guys hate self promoters, but if you're really interested to check my song called end of the day out, i'd be glad tho. thank you :)

  • @Raihan-s8u
    @Raihan-s8u 3 года назад +136

    Fun Fact: Chad is Beluga's long lost brother

    • @davidnixon8529
      @davidnixon8529 3 года назад +1

      Beluga doesn't have to make plot for his videos. He just opens his comment section and just pick

    • @Raihan-s8u
      @Raihan-s8u 3 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @davidnixon8529
      @davidnixon8529 3 года назад +1

      @@Raihan-s8u 🥲your ok is highlighted

    • @Raihan-s8u
      @Raihan-s8u 3 года назад

      @@davidnixon8529 so?

  • @waaaaaaa.0_0.7
    @waaaaaaa.0_0.7 3 года назад +5

    How to win a girl's heart❤
    Him: I stole something👀
    Her: *Gasp😨What did you steal?
    Him: Your heart😉

    • @Ny7w
      @Ny7w 3 года назад

      🤪

    • @waaaaaaa.0_0.7
      @waaaaaaa.0_0.7 3 года назад

      @@Ny7w😁

    • @Ny7w
      @Ny7w 3 года назад

      @@waaaaaaa.0_0.7 😁

    • @waaaaaaa.0_0.7
      @waaaaaaa.0_0.7 3 года назад

      @@Ny7w😁

    • @Ny7w
      @Ny7w 3 года назад

      @@waaaaaaa.0_0.7 😁

  • @jonathonwilliams4649
    @jonathonwilliams4649 3 года назад +23

    The Dr Pepper joke had me laughing so hard

  • @cheetss2550
    @cheetss2550 3 года назад +15

    Beluga likes his girls friends fighting with one another, he enjoys the fight like a movie, thats why he always get more and more

  • @ThatPretty_Person
    @ThatPretty_Person 3 года назад +7

    When you said reverse psychology I planned out this scenario in my head when you mentioned the date...
    Beluga: wanna go on a date?
    Pepper: no.
    Beluga: good. Me neither
    I'm not sure why but I started laughing hysterically when I expected this and the fact it didn't happen made me laugh even more 😂😂

  • @TaylorSEdits13668
    @TaylorSEdits13668 3 года назад +17

    Nothing like a freshly baked beluga video, pepper is even impressed!

  • @blodroid
    @blodroid 3 года назад +48

    Plot Twist: Chad was a Beluga's alt account to trick Pepper!

    • @SaiLoves69
      @SaiLoves69 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +1

      @@SaiLoves69 :)

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +2

      @HellRey Go away!

    • @blodroid
      @blodroid 3 года назад +1

      @filthy anime weeb😳 :0

  • @nicholasdiaz7683
    @nicholasdiaz7683 3 года назад +14

    the "i go to the gym every day" "never seen you there" line killed me