Michael Loftus - You've Changed - Smoking Weed

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
  • Michael Loftus was trying to hide the smoke.... A clip from his show 'You've Changed'.

Комментарии • 54

  • @jeffreylebowski377
    @jeffreylebowski377 6 лет назад +5

    So many good weed stories in Jamaica. Every comedian seems to have one

  • @bebeysmael1.
    @bebeysmael1. 10 месяцев назад +3

    I love your humor. Thankyou 🎉🎉

  • @welp2388
    @welp2388 6 лет назад +21

    5 bucks! In Jamaica that's like $640 dollars lmao

  • @mr.clutchlol
    @mr.clutchlol 9 лет назад +7

    Your one funny person !! I laughed so muchXD great stuff man

  • @loganberinger1142
    @loganberinger1142 6 лет назад +3

    The first thing he said is no joke about giggle fit goes away over time things in moderation this is definitely one of those things that should be in order to enjoy it.

  • @Joelontugs
    @Joelontugs 5 лет назад

    Happy hungry sleepy repeat

  • @temshasanaie2478
    @temshasanaie2478 6 лет назад

    Funniest stand up ive seen in a while! Lmao

  • @JamesBongo
    @JamesBongo 6 лет назад +4

    Didn't jim Breuer do a bit almost exactly like this?

    • @DivergentDroid
      @DivergentDroid 5 лет назад

      I thought i'd heard this story someplace else too.

  • @JohanLebbing
    @JohanLebbing 9 лет назад +8

    Hahahaaa, yeah....he is funny.

  • @jasonggabbott
    @jasonggabbott 6 лет назад

    Funny af!

  • @joycedurand574
    @joycedurand574 6 лет назад

    👍🏼

  • @patrickkeegan7217
    @patrickkeegan7217 9 лет назад +4

    Why?
    The drugs and stuff.
    Seriously......Why?
    What's the point?
    There must be something about it to attract......but what?
    It can't be "its just children"....so for a grown adult......why?
    Really.....Why?

    • @Pupcaller8
      @Pupcaller8 7 лет назад +12

      for fun

    • @weezlordzzz1078
      @weezlordzzz1078 6 лет назад +11

      It can help with shit

    • @daniels1293
      @daniels1293 6 лет назад +14

      smoke some bud and you'll understand

    • @jasonggabbott
      @jasonggabbott 6 лет назад +22

      why?
      All the spaces?
      As an adult, why?
      All the spaces?

    • @WhoToldYouThis
      @WhoToldYouThis 6 лет назад +8

      The effect weed gives off depending on what strain you have and whether it be sativa or indica is what I can only describe as dreamlike relaxation almost instantly. Indica is more of a body high which makes your body feel very relaxed and laid back while sativa is a head high which makes everything feel so much better such as listening to music. Music while high is intensified, you basically ignore all other sounds and focus on the song which throws you into a great trance. Weed doesn't kill you or hurt you in any way so why not smoke it. Lsd and shrooms now are a completely different story, these drugs are purely out of exploration. Lsd is basically a more intense version of shrooms. Basically what happens is your entire brain is active while on LSD making everything feel more intense and your perception of things is more precise. You start to notice the little things that you ignore normally. The "visuals" you get from lsd and shrooms are actually more subtle than what you might think, you don't actually see dragons coming at you or anything it's actually more like looking through a lens with a van Gogh famous painting with the swirls. You see these swirls everywhere and also you see both images of your eyes separately vs. normally you would see it as one. Lsd isnt about the visuals though because the main liking of the drug is the ability to perceive everything more intensely such as emotions being much more exagerated. I use to have a very casual/whatever type of feeling towards my brother until one day I took lsd with him and i love my brother to death now. I never trully looked at him this way until I realzied it while on lsd. LSD can also boost creativity to max, when i look at paper i can literally faintly see drawings come to life. All i have to do is trace out the lines that i see and the things i have made are incredible.

  • @specialneedspanda
    @specialneedspanda 5 лет назад

    does this guy have one original concept? or story? I swear to god I've heard three other comedians and at least one cousin or uncle with a similar story. nothing this guy does is funny...how does he have any kind of following at all?

  • @kayvibesmusic
    @kayvibesmusic 6 лет назад +12

    "You didnt cook it you're an idiot" heeeeeee lmfaooo best part

  • @jimmywilliams4495
    @jimmywilliams4495 6 лет назад +15

    I was in class and this brought me to tears I was laughing so hard

  • @5winder
    @5winder 6 лет назад +7

    Edibles will still make you giggle... change HER.

  • @drawntosweet
    @drawntosweet 6 лет назад +7

    I'm going to Jamaica

  • @geofergal4657
    @geofergal4657 6 лет назад +4

    JAMAICA DEATH JOINT!!! I couldn´t......

  • @Bagelstorm
    @Bagelstorm 6 лет назад +4

    The dolphin laugh got me

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 6 лет назад +4

    A Jamaican death joint LMFAO

  • @ericforman4721
    @ericforman4721 3 года назад

    You didn’t really quit did you 😂

  • @BulletPointNation
    @BulletPointNation 5 лет назад

    Loftus! Gold. Jamaican gold actually

  • @Ssv714
    @Ssv714 6 лет назад +2

    Hack

  • @staunch2207
    @staunch2207 6 лет назад +5

    He never smoked weed and never had man mates and his comedy is garbage but suitable for Oprah watchers and alike.

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 6 лет назад

      Iamyouonlydifferent those were the stretch your Herb days dude

    • @VincentGonzalezVeg
      @VincentGonzalezVeg 6 лет назад

      if you relax as many muscles as you can afford the effects are smother and groovier

    • @Ssv714
      @Ssv714 6 лет назад +3

      staunch2207 yup
      Total hack

    • @brianputnam7247
      @brianputnam7247 4 года назад

      You don't know s#it dude.
      I guarantee you didn't know this guy was in an Improv comedy group in the late 80's, early 90's called Midwest Comedy Tool And Die...
      I guarantee you didn't know this guy was a writer for the George Lopez Show...
      And I guarantee you didn't know after Charlie Sheen pissed off Chuck Lorre and got punted from Two And A Half Men he became a writer for Anger Management.

  • @larrykaplan9012
    @larrykaplan9012 9 лет назад +1

    I'd like to see you do other material, Michael Loftus. You have talent, but the above material with its obsession with weed is rather uninteresting to me. On the other hand, your delivery and timing are excellent.

    • @consistentinconsistency3867
      @consistentinconsistency3867 6 лет назад +11

      Larry Kaplan
      Obsession?
      Do you even know what the word "obsession" means?
      It's just a 10 minute video on a certain subject (marijuana). All stand-up comedians do that. They'll talk at least 5 minutes about a certain subject, then they'll change the subject and talk about a new subject. I'd really like to know how is he obsessed with marijuana if he makes jokes about it for 10 minutes (out of a 2 hour set in total).

    • @consistentinconsistency3867
      @consistentinconsistency3867 6 лет назад +2

      Chris O
      Oh, and that, too.
      He has every right to joke about whatever he wants to. If you don't find it "interesting", simply go watch something else.

    • @dennyhyer5243
      @dennyhyer5243 6 лет назад

      Just gotta give that stick a good yank 😂

    • @ON3L0VEwalrus
      @ON3L0VEwalrus 6 лет назад +1

      My favorite part of Larry Kaplan post is that it assumes that the comedian will even see this-as if it’s his RUclips page, not Comedy Station.

    • @rickiricardosunshineretard8422
      @rickiricardosunshineretard8422 6 лет назад +1

      Consistent Inconsistency from your name I'm guessing you like Patrice O'Neal. Dig it