I attempted to listen to Danielle Cohn's music...

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @taylorndean
    @taylorndean 3 года назад +6131

    99.9% of artists (calling her an artist is a stretch tho...) who have been trying to bring back pop punk are utterly butchering it IM GLAD IM NOT ALONE THINKING THIS

    • @witheredrose3380
      @witheredrose3380 3 года назад +203

      yeah it’s tiring hearing just these attempts to bring back pop punk and they just completely butcher it. and i feel like it’s less because they like the music genre and more because it’s kind of become a trend(?) or something. could be wrong just assumed it became a trend since i’ve seen so many people try to bring it back and then butcher it when having shown no prior interest in the genre. however i do think that NOAHFINNCE makes really good pop punk songs and he can actually sing.

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 3 года назад +94

      Agreed...also unpopular opinion time: transparent soul is not THAT good..just my humble opinion. And MGK is a poser.

    • @rashid4314
      @rashid4314 3 года назад +30

      Kennyhoopla is killing it tho

    • @rach4667
      @rach4667 3 года назад +8

      Taylor! I remember I learned about your return from one of Jame’s videos and now u commented on one!! I love u more than I already did now that I know you watch James😂💓 anyways, I love ur vids even though I own 0 exotic pets.

    • @cayeditz5511
      @cayeditz5511 3 года назад

      Ohhh pop punk I’m subbing 👇🏻
      📱

  • @justsomehuman9867
    @justsomehuman9867 3 года назад +6374

    15 seconds in and James hasn’t mentioned the fact that he’s trilingual, this is worrisome.

    • @stylusmatts8787
      @stylusmatts8787 3 года назад +3

      What a funny and quirky to say

    • @cherrybomber3328
      @cherrybomber3328 3 года назад +13

      That’s just as much as lele pons

    • @anxidote
      @anxidote 3 года назад +2

      Very🤔

    • @Kidnamedsquid
      @Kidnamedsquid 3 года назад +85

      Guys... call the police...He hasn't said it throughout the whole video...Our boy James has been kidnapped....

    • @samk4257
      @samk4257 3 года назад +5

      oh god is he ok

  • @AnaClara-gp9ey
    @AnaClara-gp9ey 3 года назад +8569

    she isn’t old enough to swear James, that’s why she’s so happy

    • @PELICANOFMODEST
      @PELICANOFMODEST 3 года назад +320

      She isn't even old enough for tattos for fucks sake

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 года назад +218

      Yeah isn't she like 15? I was surprised when he said she is 17.

    • @PELICANOFMODEST
      @PELICANOFMODEST 3 года назад +149

      @@tunafish5462 No shes like 5 months to 1 year old

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 года назад +33

      @@PELICANOFMODEST ah yes makes sense

    • @dd42101
      @dd42101 3 года назад +11

      I was sad long before i was aloud to swear lol 😅🤣

  • @katzmfcat8661
    @katzmfcat8661 3 года назад +1437

    As a pop punk enthusiast, I don’t appreciate these wannabe “musicians” trying to be pop punk. IT’S HARD ENOUGH TO BE A POP PUNK FAN WE DONT NEED MORE REASONS TO BE CLOWNED ON

    • @PancakesNeggs
      @PancakesNeggs 3 года назад +3

      what u think about Willow’s Transparency

    • @Beelzebubby91
      @Beelzebubby91 3 года назад +28

      @@PancakesNeggs it’s okay, nothing special

    • @PancakesNeggs
      @PancakesNeggs 3 года назад +1

      @@Beelzebubby91 mk thx for ur honest opinion

    • @PancakesNeggs
      @PancakesNeggs 3 года назад +15

      @@Beelzebubby91 I think it’s good n catchy but it’s not like omg top chart so i agree w u.

    • @lpsmistypaws
      @lpsmistypaws 3 года назад +14

      agreed they aren't "bringing it back" they are just forcing themselves into it and it doesn't match them

  • @daisybutinhertennisoutfit
    @daisybutinhertennisoutfit 3 года назад +644

    Man, pause on how bad the song is. We really just watched a music video where a minor straddled an adult. It just seems like mainstream sexualization of minors is consequence-less now.

    • @ChelseaKMusee
      @ChelseaKMusee 3 года назад +27

      At this point it is what it is, wrong sure, normalised yes.

    • @0nikolaigogol0
      @0nikolaigogol0 3 года назад +38

      I low-key feel bad for Danielle, she was sexualized from a super young age and pick me girls clowned her 24/7

  • @theslytherinsquib
    @theslytherinsquib 3 года назад +2456

    Pop Punk isn’t dead, Danielle is just slaughtering it without giving a damn

    • @mtfan3457
      @mtfan3457 3 года назад +29

      Exactly

    • @IwanE516
      @IwanE516 3 года назад +135

      I don't know what that is. It definitely is not punk. It's a fucking crime

    • @theslytherinsquib
      @theslytherinsquib 3 года назад +15

      @@IwanE516 so true

    • @rgggggggrrrr
      @rgggggggrrrr 3 года назад +3

      YES

    • @davidtheboy448
      @davidtheboy448 3 года назад +14

      She doesn't give a damn about anything anymore

  • @ivydeluna1428
    @ivydeluna1428 3 года назад +2763

    She reminds me of your typical popular high school girl that turned 'emo' because she met her soulmate in a 19 year old guy with a black side fringe who listens to Black Veil Brides and swears he can sing screamo in his band called 'I Have Pr0blems You W0uldn't Understand'

    • @diarrhea9346
      @diarrhea9346 3 года назад +98

      now y u gotta do black veil brides leik that 😭

    • @brodstarpadpen6949
      @brodstarpadpen6949 3 года назад +168

      And doesn't realise she's being groomed at 15 by him and will think he broke up with her because she "wasn't good enough" and not because she turned 18

    • @Seelen_hirsch
      @Seelen_hirsch 3 года назад +19

      I came here to have a good time and I'm feeling so attacked

    • @xvii2524
      @xvii2524 3 года назад +17

      damn you really went into details there

    • @katelynnw4023
      @katelynnw4023 3 года назад +19

      That’s extremely detailed but it fits so well-

  • @atreyeerc4374
    @atreyeerc4374 3 года назад +2947

    This isn't the real James.
    He hasn't mentioned that he is trilingual.

    • @ashlewismartin4339
      @ashlewismartin4339 3 года назад +2

      ?

    • @y.soblu2222
      @y.soblu2222 3 года назад +51

      @@ashlewismartin4339 you clearly haven’t been here long

    • @trishalennex4630
      @trishalennex4630 3 года назад +20

      Oh no he’s an imposter

    • @peckypork
      @peckypork 3 года назад +12

      He's sus🤨

    • @onidii
      @onidii 3 года назад +9

      This is the best comment in this whole comment section

  • @ruthemilygem
    @ruthemilygem 3 года назад +1729

    She sounds like me at 11 years old singing along to avril lavigne

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 3 года назад +29

      I refuse to believe she is 15 now. I remember when that was the age she was faking to be.

    • @gluttonous_scoundrel
      @gluttonous_scoundrel 3 года назад +18

      I have a recording of me when I was nine singing avril lavigne and yes I can confirm that this is true

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 3 года назад

      @@gluttonous_scoundrel Are you comfortable enough to send?

    • @gluttonous_scoundrel
      @gluttonous_scoundrel 3 года назад +1

      @@Maw0 not really??? it's on an old device anyway so i would have to go digging to find it 🥲

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 3 года назад

      @@gluttonous_scoundrel It's ok.

  • @nicky7738
    @nicky7738 3 года назад +747

    took multiple instances of James saying “Dani” for me to realize he wasn’t, in fact, saying “Daddy”

    • @gurudattachaware2589
      @gurudattachaware2589 3 года назад +10

      Lmao same

    • @MileS5262
      @MileS5262 3 года назад +11

      Completely unrelated but I like ur profile pic cause I’m a clarinetist as well.

    • @papaphobia8024
      @papaphobia8024 3 года назад +12

      @@MileS5262 I read that as I’m a clarinet as well

    • @monkeyflower_
      @monkeyflower_ 3 года назад +18

      AS SOON AS I SAW THIS COMMENT I SUDDENLY REALIZED THAT HE WAS NOT SAYING "DADDY"

    • @Endermanguy-wj3fn
      @Endermanguy-wj3fn 3 года назад +4

      The subtitles also had 'daddy'

  • @_.reaper._
    @_.reaper._ 3 года назад +2655

    This just gives me the 2015 "I'm not like other girls "vibes lmao

    • @thedoctorss69
      @thedoctorss69 3 года назад +19

      @TV- Cartoons honestly would've prefered a rick roll

    • @whoopsiedoodles1145
      @whoopsiedoodles1145 3 года назад +2

      your pfp 😩

    • @diarrhea9346
      @diarrhea9346 3 года назад +1

      @TV- Cartoons y 🥲

    • @rya6429
      @rya6429 3 года назад +8

      A new "Pick Me" anthem

    • @mera4309
      @mera4309 3 года назад

      Will that trend ever end.

  • @danzikueviakoe5493
    @danzikueviakoe5493 3 года назад +2199

    I think Danielle was trying give an Olivia Rodrigo 'Brutal'/' Good 4 You' style but her attempt to execute it wasn't great 😬

    • @fancysporks
      @fancysporks 3 года назад +174

      agreed. she needs to find her own sound. and preferably with less autotune

    • @Rueescorner
      @Rueescorner 3 года назад +132

      @@fancysporks guuurl even the autotune did her dirty

    • @ArcadiasPlanet
      @ArcadiasPlanet 3 года назад +20

      I thought of willow

    • @NovaKnight_
      @NovaKnight_ 3 года назад +78

      She needs to stop ‘trying’ because her voice ain’t made for music. 🥴

    • @mayab2809
      @mayab2809 3 года назад +4

      my thoughts exactly

  • @SalemRize
    @SalemRize 3 года назад +833

    danielle got a septum piercing and all the sudden thinks she’s punk

    • @egoisttxx
      @egoisttxx 3 года назад +5

      fr-

    • @suckmyprettytoes
      @suckmyprettytoes 3 года назад +13

      @Ashanti Gibbs I thought she thought she was Latina 🙃

    • @kosiqueensly4506
      @kosiqueensly4506 3 года назад +1

      I now want to rip mine out of my nose, thanks

    • @ilana5997
      @ilana5997 3 года назад +2

      I miss mine 😭, girl let’s not forget her tattoos girls living my fucking dream with the tattoos and piercings

  • @katherinereshetnikov8656
    @katherinereshetnikov8656 3 года назад +716

    I feel like Danielle needs to learn that yelling isn’t singing

    • @lynnbevis4418
      @lynnbevis4418 3 года назад +1

      But it's pop punk

    • @lynnbevis4418
      @lynnbevis4418 3 года назад

      That's what pop punk is right

    • @miglek9613
      @miglek9613 2 года назад +5

      and that yelling and autotune don't necesarilly go well together

  • @imtired0008
    @imtired0008 3 года назад +1034

    James: “oh no she’s pissed off the goths. Never piss off the goths.”
    Me: *is pissed off goth*

    • @devisshenanigans
      @devisshenanigans 3 года назад +11

      Same hahahahahahaha

    • @lailaschlesinger464
      @lailaschlesinger464 3 года назад +4

      same lmaoo

    • @ilana5997
      @ilana5997 3 года назад +11

      I’m not goth BUT IM PISSED 😂

    • @techne360
      @techne360 3 года назад +2

      Also not goth but definitely also not ok with what I'm hearing 🤣

    • @yoseshoot637
      @yoseshoot637 3 года назад +2

      James: "Never piss off the goths"
      Me: *a pissed visual kei and goth fashion enjoyer*

  • @sunny9439
    @sunny9439 3 года назад +1896

    How does she have auto tune and yet she still sounds out of tune?

    • @angieemm
      @angieemm 3 года назад +232

      Because her producers and techs have as much talent as she does.

    • @Kawa-Yuki
      @Kawa-Yuki 3 года назад +111

      Right? She’s so tone deaf that even auto tune can’t help her…

    • @kellyhash9896
      @kellyhash9896 3 года назад +25

      @@angieemm well said 😂

    • @char388
      @char388 3 года назад +16

      @@angieemm lmaoooo 💀

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 3 года назад +30

      It’s hard to hear what she’s actually singing

  • @ridimapinto5500
    @ridimapinto5500 3 года назад +1234

    they didn't even attempt to autotune her voice...

    • @ohhmangos
      @ohhmangos 3 года назад +111

      and yet u STILL HEAR AUTOTUNE (just not in her voice)

    • @ridimapinto5500
      @ridimapinto5500 3 года назад +8

      @@ohhmangos 🤣🤣🤣

    • @princeslewis
      @princeslewis 3 года назад +6

      What do people want, some hate it when autotune is present, and the some hate the autotune.

    • @Candicedickinsonllc
      @Candicedickinsonllc 3 года назад +47

      @@princeslewis we just don’t want Danielle

    • @m1lksoda
      @m1lksoda 3 года назад +5

      @@Candicedickinsonllc this is true

  • @AyspenMitchell
    @AyspenMitchell 3 года назад +548

    Danielle: you sound better when you shut your mouth
    me: take your own advice...

    • @CrestedAllium
      @CrestedAllium 3 года назад +12

      She probably wrote the lyric talking to herself ngl

    • @AyspenMitchell
      @AyspenMitchell 3 года назад +7

      @@CrestedAllium lmfao probably

    • @lynxone9434
      @lynxone9434 3 года назад +3

      She wrote the lyrics while looking at a mirror

  • @AB1.529
    @AB1.529 3 года назад +443

    I’m atheist but even danielles music has me praying to god

  • @heroic9773
    @heroic9773 3 года назад +730

    Danielle Cohn: I'm getting views.
    James: Are you fucking serious? I'm getting less.
    Every other song artist on RUclips: Wait, you guys are getting views?

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      Me the ALPHA M*LE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me telling you to NOT observe any of me nice cool sweet videos. Instead just look at me awesome good powerful thumbnails. Thank you, dear ke4

    • @artisticsheep533
      @artisticsheep533 3 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku this is the funniest comment for no reason

  • @weebnation8923
    @weebnation8923 3 года назад +661

    "Bassists cant be cool"
    Me: *sad bassist noises*

  • @simmerkidd3567
    @simmerkidd3567 3 года назад +663

    And now for Dixie’s song ‘Psycho’ and the Influencer Music Anthology can continue on.
    But really though James, loved the vid. Waited a long while for a new vid to pop up. Can’t wait for James Day next week (hopefully)

  • @96delorean
    @96delorean 3 года назад +682

    also she was sitting on an adult’s lap. even with her “fake age” that would still be gross and wrong. also how does that fountain guy just does that as if there isnt anything wrong

    • @nilley2405
      @nilley2405 3 года назад +14

      He is getting payed for it

    • @biethechange
      @biethechange 3 года назад +40

      @@nilley2405 so? He should still have morals.

    • @nilley2405
      @nilley2405 3 года назад +18

      @@biethechange right, but looks like he doesnt have them

    • @LynxLycan2
      @LynxLycan2 3 года назад +9

      Fr thats weird

  • @camukamu5310
    @camukamu5310 3 года назад +216

    "Bassists *can* be cool"
    *Shows picture of Lovejoy.*
    Agreed.

  • @MB-hs8gz
    @MB-hs8gz 3 года назад +804

    This is like a Walmart version of Olivia Rodrigo’s “good for u”

    • @starrylatte18
      @starrylatte18 3 года назад +7

      Exactly my thoughts

    • @eli7928
      @eli7928 3 года назад +9

      No- thrift store version

    • @idontreallyknowagoodname4191
      @idontreallyknowagoodname4191 3 года назад +70

      @@eli7928 Dont do thrift stores like that

    • @izzy1857
      @izzy1857 3 года назад +36

      And Olivia Rodrigo's song is a rip off of Misery Business by Paramore

    • @smolbean9774
      @smolbean9774 3 года назад +9

      @@eli7928 aye thrift stores are good shit

  • @adamdesalle6338
    @adamdesalle6338 3 года назад +528

    Machine Gun Smelly is the best joke James has ever made or will ever make . P.S. The main issue with this has defo got to do with Danielle’s lack of vocal confidence. It’s not that she can’t do pop punk (look at Willow, it’s defo possible), but that her vocal performance needs training for it.

    • @f1zzg1g_47
      @f1zzg1g_47 3 года назад +45

      Willow has amazing vocals as it is though. Not saying Dani can’t get there, she definitely can, but willow has always had a stellar singing voice naturally

    • @brynned126
      @brynned126 3 года назад +11

      i’m kind of surprised i haven’t seen anybody mention this yet but i suppose it’s an indie band for a reason- beach bunny also does a pretty good job with pop punk. i would say their general genre is closer to indie rock and indie pop, but a few songs are reminiscent to pop punk, and it works well because of trifilio’s confidence/power in her voice. danielle could get there with vocal training, but it also doesn’t seem like she actually cares about it, she’s only doing it because it’s trendy and, as james said, her fanbase is getting to the age where cursing a lot is considered cooler, or something like that…

  • @imrllytallbtw
    @imrllytallbtw 3 года назад +630

    i feel like every tik toker is trying to be "edgy" now and it's just not it

    • @azereth338
      @azereth338 3 года назад +10

      Nessa Barat💀

    • @sabrinamonroe1063
      @sabrinamonroe1063 3 года назад +2

      @@azereth338 not barat😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @hokkaidoosaka4881
      @hokkaidoosaka4881 3 года назад +1

      Is that wrong though I mean I hate all these hoes but I kinda wanna change my style but I know ppl are gonna hate me and gate keep there style lol

    • @cripplingdepression1013
      @cripplingdepression1013 3 года назад

      Lmaoo this comment reminds me of that one how to be a baddie grr girl😭💀

    • @imrllytallbtw
      @imrllytallbtw 3 года назад +7

      @@hokkaidoosaka4881 theres nothing wrong with wanting a more "edgier style" its just weird how all these social media ppl are trying to be kinda grunge. if you want an edgy style, do it!!

  • @AkiAkiAki
    @AkiAkiAki 3 года назад +132

    How is she supposed to be pop-punk when she can't even headbang without having to adjust and fix her hair every 2 seconds

    • @злые-гномы
      @злые-гномы 3 года назад +19

      fr, headbanging isnt meant to be perfect ofc it's gonna mess up your hair 💀

  • @escapedpsychwardpatient9016
    @escapedpsychwardpatient9016 3 года назад +283

    theres just no way shes 17 shes literally going to her emo/goth/alt phase like shes definitely 14 or 15 at most

    • @nova2695
      @nova2695 3 года назад +24

      yea, she’s 15

    • @naivelopez3601
      @naivelopez3601 3 года назад +6

      She's 15 but how can you tell base on the phase?? Like am 15 too but I've never gone through an emo/goth/alt phase

    • @escapedpsychwardpatient9016
      @escapedpsychwardpatient9016 3 года назад +14

      @@naivelopez3601 its pretty normal for teens to have a emo phase even if it doesnt last ofc im not saying all teens have that phase its just pretty common

    • @naivelopez3601
      @naivelopez3601 3 года назад +3

      @@escapedpsychwardpatient9016 ah alright

    • @Gary_a_normal_human_being
      @Gary_a_normal_human_being 3 года назад +8

      @@naivelopez3601 a lot of people do, I just discovered Metal at 14 but a lot of people become the “edge lord “ at 15

  • @Twinkedink
    @Twinkedink 3 года назад +383

    I found myself praying the whole time that she would actually find the beat.

  • @jL-sy5br
    @jL-sy5br 3 года назад +319

    James: bassist can’t be cool
    Maneskin: hold my drink

  • @Molly_inthemountains
    @Molly_inthemountains 3 года назад +339

    Here’s the thing though, there’s obviously a lot of talk about grooming and predatory behavior in the industry on the internet lately and I feel like this really should be pissing people off but it doesn’t seem like anyone really cares. She’s been doing this since she was in middle school… she’s a freaking child and I feel like it’s not okay.

    • @nightmare9597
      @nightmare9597 3 года назад +34

      @Glum Sullen blaming the victim now are we?

    • @metaloopa6907
      @metaloopa6907 3 года назад +19

      @Glum Sullen victim blaming much?

    • @metaloopa6907
      @metaloopa6907 3 года назад +32

      @Glum Sullen have you ever thought that maybe the parents had something to do with why a child would want to be used as a form of earning money? Just because they’re privileged doesn’t mean they don’t deserve any help.

    • @kuroquettes3700
      @kuroquettes3700 3 года назад +29

      @Glum Sullen mate you're immediately jumping into the opression Olympics thing. Obviously people have it worse but that doesn't mean that you say "oh well it's ok if it happens to her cause she's privileged". Her parents have had a huge part in this her entire life, it's even proven that they happily made her do this at the age of 12. She's 17 now but she's under the influence of her parents the whole time, maybe that played a factor? I get what you're saying, there are many people who don't have help, and you're right, but that doesn't mean we can't show concern for others even if they are more privileged. She also needs help.

    • @kuroquettes3700
      @kuroquettes3700 3 года назад +8

      @Glum Sullen Honesly love how you immediately assumed I'm also a rich white suburbanite. I'm Indian. I've seen people living in slums, people getting oppressed, people whose parents abuse them cause our child protective services do nothing here. But please, go on about how I am a privileged brat, when the amount of poverty here is more then you americans could dream of seeing. You wanna know why i SAID IT COULD BE HER PARENTS FAULT? IT'S CAUSE IN ASIAN SOCIETY WE'RE MEANT TO FOLLOW OUR ELDERS NO MATTER WHAT. YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR ESSAYS OF IMMEDIATELY ASSUMING EVERYONE IS A WHITE SAVIOUR?
      All the comments aren't outraged, they're just giving their opinion, the only one outraged here is you. You've made good points but then you immediately assume that everyone is a white rich kid.
      You're right, i misread your initial argument, but then you go on an entire tirade where you go off about bad neighbourhoods and shit. Great. I'm a white suburban kid now ig
      Edit: I'll admit I may have misinterpreted some of your words, english isn't my first language, but then I see you calling her a tart and ho. Which definitely is a bit off. You're right that maybe she got more consciousness as she grew up, but that doesn't negate that her parent's influence may have been ingrained into her so much that by this point she feels it's normal.

  • @Karaokecatt
    @Karaokecatt 3 года назад +587

    Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that she is fifteen and is pretending to have tattoos to seem older

    • @emmainreverse9570
      @emmainreverse9570 3 года назад +19

      Literally tho

    • @minari13
      @minari13 3 года назад +49

      and James had to say she's 17 to avoid getting in trouble

    • @lynnel2315
      @lynnel2315 Год назад +2

      Her tattoos are real, that makes it even worse

  • @papercutsunset
    @papercutsunset 3 года назад +223

    Pop punk isn't dead, it's just in hiding. When it's done well, I think it's great! This song was not done well. It feels like the more corporate, polished side of the genre.

    • @злые-гномы
      @злые-гномы 3 года назад +8

      Danielle clearly doesn't have a passion for pop punk 😬

    • @guo6826
      @guo6826 3 года назад +7

      Yeah I’m an avid listener of pop punks and tons of genres like punk and rock, it’s not dead it’s just not in the limelight and it’s not being played on the radio. There’s so much good pop punk music it’s just that nowadays good music isn’t what gets you on the radio.

  • @deliciouscinnamonbun722
    @deliciouscinnamonbun722 3 года назад +92

    Idk what bothers me more about her sitting on that guys lap.
    The fact that an entire room of adults allowed her to do that...
    Or that he was ok with it...

  • @BluesDank
    @BluesDank 3 года назад +1001

    It’s a good day to leave a comment

  • @fishtick
    @fishtick 3 года назад +139

    "pop punk is dead" honestly? no. i refuse to believe this.

    • @emoliravioli
      @emoliravioli 3 года назад +16

      THANK YOU. When people say it's dead I get personally offended. Some of my favorite pop punk bands are thriving rn and have been for years. It wasn't until everyone decided they wanted to copycat MGK's album, they started ruining it

    • @fishtick
      @fishtick 3 года назад +15

      @Glum Sullen i don't think any genre can truly die as long as there are people that enjoy it. i graduated in 2014 and i promise you we were still into pop punk even then.

    • @emoliravioli
      @emoliravioli 3 года назад +11

      @Glum Sullen just because you haven't been into it since '09 doesn't mean it's dead 💀 maybe just to you

    • @pegsies.
      @pegsies. 3 года назад +1

      @Glum Sullen I live in a small Australian city that has regular sold out punk appreciation nights, pop punk never died or went on life support, it's continually had extremely devoted fans, and every few years new artists, covers, collabs and uses in other media makes it have a rise in popularity. Every genre goes up and down, and saying anything is dead, or on life support is inaccurate. Especially since "not being as popular" isn't exactly proof of anything.

  • @AmelieAnthrax
    @AmelieAnthrax 3 года назад +46

    "bassists cant be cool"
    Vic from måneskin: 🧍‍♀️

  • @Omni_1410
    @Omni_1410 3 года назад +74

    I like how she describes herself perfectly in her own song
    “You sound better when you shut your mouth”

  • @laorinfilet6579
    @laorinfilet6579 3 года назад +300

    Big shout out to James for killing his brain cells to make this video for us. He’s losing so much he’s going to forget he’s trilingual

    • @alexarose598
      @alexarose598 3 года назад +5

      Or that he has golden specks in his eyes and a girlfriend too

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 3 года назад +1

      @@alexarose598 and that his eyes are hazel

  • @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322
    @awstenknightsgoldenfork4322 3 года назад +447

    james' ears: why are we still here... just to suffer 😃🔫

  • @jahnaytheartist
    @jahnaytheartist 3 года назад +64

    It’s frustrating tbh. As an aspiring musician it’s incredibly hard to get people to listen to your music not just strangers but family too with that being said I am tired of all of these half a** internet stars can continue to saturate space further.I am all for following your dreams, but there’s a difference of doing that and cashing out on your platform. Wish all of y’all well.

    • @madi938
      @madi938 3 года назад +1

      I just listened to your song, and I am frustrated for you. In my humble opinion, I like your music more, You're so good! Please keep going!

    • @jahnaytheartist
      @jahnaytheartist 3 года назад +1

      @@madi938 thank you so much ☺️ I appreciate the listen. I wish it was talked about more about the struggle lol trying to make it. I’m incredibly grateful for you and taking the time to do that.

  • @strxwbearyuwu2453
    @strxwbearyuwu2453 3 года назад +53

    This is officially a petition to get James to react to Oli Londons's music

  • @averysmolbrownie3856
    @averysmolbrownie3856 3 года назад +74

    I feel like Danielle just doesn’t have a feel for the rhythm. The lyrics aren’t just boring and kinda bad, they’re said in a mix between rap and singing that doesn’t work and doesn’t go with the beat. In my opinion, at least

    • @theeccentric7263
      @theeccentric7263 3 года назад

      I think it could've been good with a better quality of voice.

  • @mariaf1218
    @mariaf1218 3 года назад +259

    James: We’re flying the flag
    Me: Eurovision trauma

  • @Sinnk_
    @Sinnk_ 3 года назад +184

    Danielle Cohn having more views on her music video than James' is a hate crime.
    Too bad the aggressors are between the ages of 9 and 13

  • @333_katelyn
    @333_katelyn 3 года назад +145

    She sounds like she’s trying to be Olivia Rodrigo

    • @TheHorusTapes
      @TheHorusTapes 3 года назад +2

      Yeah people are starting to notice that on her channel.

    • @emmainreverse9570
      @emmainreverse9570 3 года назад +4

      Because she is🤣 but she has no vocals to even attempt it so she just looking like a clown LMFAO olivia is so much better

  • @Norsienornor
    @Norsienornor 3 года назад +20

    James: bassists can’t be cool
    Vic De Angelis: hold my drink

  • @wintersoule
    @wintersoule 3 года назад +66

    I just feel bad for the girl since it's obvious her mom's just making money off the clownery.

  • @adamraz6377
    @adamraz6377 3 года назад +401

    at what point of a musical artist's career does Cohn actually consider taking vocal lessons?...

    • @chancewill6910
      @chancewill6910 3 года назад +11

      It sounds terrible. I don't want to be mean but honestly I would rather be hit by a bus than hear that "ohwhoa" ever again I thought my eardrums were going to explode. It was not good

    • @onidii
      @onidii 3 года назад +2

      Maybe when she actually becomes an adult, so in about six years in the us 👍

    • @v35p3r4
      @v35p3r4 3 года назад

      Thats the neat part she didnt

  • @qowershrrif1915
    @qowershrrif1915 3 года назад +70

    james:"bases can't be cool"
    phineas and ferb:"You're the one who set the bar the fashion queen, the fashion star you're fabulous,I'm fabulous

  • @aestheticasmr9685
    @aestheticasmr9685 3 года назад +122

    i did a full blast retake after hearing, *"please daddy stop"* whilst talking about marilyn monroe at 1:02

  • @justanotherprofile
    @justanotherprofile 3 года назад +40

    This song reminds me of "good 4 u" by Olívia if it was made by a 14 year old.
    Oh, thats exactly it.

  • @anejia.online
    @anejia.online 3 года назад +18

    A tip from musician to musician James: The best way to get more omph (how the hell do you spell that) in your vocals is simply to turn your mic gain down, forcing you to project more than you're used to to.

  • @toothmushroom943
    @toothmushroom943 3 года назад +185

    danielle cohn continues to look like she’s in her late thirties.

    • @Daydream-247
      @Daydream-247 3 года назад +4

      How old is she? It been a while.

    • @vivi52
      @vivi52 3 года назад +12

      @@Daydream-247 March 7th 2006 is her birthdate :)

    • @Færie-l3i
      @Færie-l3i 3 года назад +6

      @@vivi52 woah she's only a yr older than me

    • @jessmedlicott2656
      @jessmedlicott2656 3 года назад +7

      @@vivi52 it's so weird to me that she's literally a month older than me

    • @Daydream-247
      @Daydream-247 3 года назад +1

      @@vivi52 she’s 17?? She still young (teenager)

  • @vesperalrhino1039
    @vesperalrhino1039 3 года назад +146

    The amount of pain this man's ears are in just for our entertainment

  • @sai_nide
    @sai_nide 3 года назад +270

    Dani Cohn is still relevant? It's been forever since somebody talked about her-

    • @hokkaidoosaka4881
      @hokkaidoosaka4881 3 года назад +17

      All I know is that she broke up with mikey and then started seeing another boy like right after lol and she went to visit him for 5 days and he spent two with her and ghosted her the other three and she was on live all sad lol

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 3 года назад

      @@hokkaidoosaka4881 was Mikey the one who’s parents wanted him to stay away from her?

    • @thepovdweller
      @thepovdweller 3 года назад

      @@minajones8341 yup

    • @hokkaidoosaka4881
      @hokkaidoosaka4881 3 года назад

      @@minajones8341 yes lol.

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 3 года назад

      @@thepovdweller thank you!

  • @shaniaschofield4233
    @shaniaschofield4233 3 года назад +12

    ‘bassists can’t be cool’
    vic from måneskin: hold my bass guitar

  • @annes636
    @annes636 3 года назад +28

    james: "bassists cant be cool"
    calum hood: am i a joke to you??

  • @tokyobateman6610
    @tokyobateman6610 3 года назад +89

    Marilyn Monroe still haunts me to this day
    It refuses to leave my head

  • @AramiHeartilly
    @AramiHeartilly 3 года назад +137

    One of the three people who got the eurovision reference.

  • @gxbbybxby
    @gxbbybxby 3 года назад +291

    Why is he posting this frequently--James did you kill someone--are you going to jail??

    • @Sinnk_
      @Sinnk_ 3 года назад +26

      It always starts with the house arrest uploads

    • @seven_times_two
      @seven_times_two 3 года назад +7

      just preparing for the 'breaking my silence' video

  • @ladyfoxwf1075
    @ladyfoxwf1075 3 года назад +114

    James... why did you call this kid 17? She's 15. Are you really buying her lies?
    It's literally been proven via Birth Certificate from her biological Father, a paegant dvd from 2013 where she quite literally says she's 7, and a yearbook from school.

    • @weatherbittensapphire6725
      @weatherbittensapphire6725 3 года назад +75

      Psssst
      He did it so he wouldn’t get in trouble
      Her mom and her legal team has been going after people left and right when they say her real age

  • @Averygriffn
    @Averygriffn 2 года назад +6

    7:59
    Me: **aggressive nodding*

  • @yaboypaxil5412
    @yaboypaxil5412 3 года назад +41

    I completely agree transparent soul is amazing

  • @cuzumakemyearfquake
    @cuzumakemyearfquake 3 года назад +32

    heard the first 3 seconds of the song and instantly thought of it as an olivia rodrigo perody.

  • @alishaanimations3058
    @alishaanimations3058 3 года назад +178

    Let us commemorate the braincells that were lost today, and wish for a smoother recovery for our next fighting soldiers

    • @danzikueviakoe5493
      @danzikueviakoe5493 3 года назад +3

      May they rest in paradise 😔😥😓
      Braincells: 2021-2021

  • @marvolord
    @marvolord 3 года назад +33

    she isn’t even 17 james, she’s 15🥺

    • @Shpinkledinkle
      @Shpinkledinkle 3 года назад +6

      I know this reply is 3 months late, but the reason he said she was 17 was because Danielle's mum and legal team were going after anyone who said her real age

  • @tinalol6116
    @tinalol6116 3 года назад +66

    She’s trying so hard to come off as "alt" and she so bad wants to convince us that she listens to rock like yea could be but she was like "If you gonna ask anyone who knows me they will tell u I love rock"💀

    • @ilana5997
      @ilana5997 3 года назад

      Okay but who can shut up about Andy biersack and bvb. But I get so excited when people listen to artist and bands like bvb and pierce the veil too LIKE YES PLEASE VIBE WITH ME

    • @tinalol6116
      @tinalol6116 3 года назад +2

      @@ilana5997 Yea sure u can talk about artists you like but Dani lied so often already wich of course her mom has a big influence on so it’s kinda hard to believe that suddenly she’s into that type of music idk

    • @ilana5997
      @ilana5997 3 года назад +1

      @@tinalol6116 I know, it just doesnt match, she can get the tattoos and the piercings but the fact its become trendy and just now she got into it? after jxdn and machine gun kelly and shit got into it? weird

  • @emmiebunny04
    @emmiebunny04 3 года назад +180

    Her voice isn't suited to this song. It sounds like she's straining her voice. She shouldn't do this genre. I actually think her Spanish songs are better.
    And James bassists can be cool. Calum from 5sos and Victoria from Maneskin are examples. I fcking love bassists.

    • @nomdeplume2213
      @nomdeplume2213 3 года назад +2

      5sos i wouldn't even consider a band much less a punk band lol

    • @floudycrog
      @floudycrog 3 года назад +2

      ugh yes calum hood 😌

    • @tuffcookie7973
      @tuffcookie7973 3 года назад +5

      Her voice in general isn’t that good 😬

    • @NovaKnight_
      @NovaKnight_ 3 года назад +12

      Nope, not the Spanish songs. She was trying to catfish as a Latina during that time because her mom thought Latinas were trendy and insisted that she was half Latina, when both Dani’s parents are white af.

    • @96delorean
      @96delorean 3 года назад +5

      her voice isnt suited to any song

  • @pipfinn007
    @pipfinn007 3 года назад +31

    when james put in the picture of wilbur and ash from lovejoy: ah yes, my life

  • @nichomarcell
    @nichomarcell 3 года назад +38

    James: "Bassist can be cool one day... no they cant"
    Cliff Burton, Flea, Geezer Butler, John Paul Jones, Roger Waters: "hold my bass"

  • @youtuber_boi7672
    @youtuber_boi7672 3 года назад +23

    Fun fact: If you turn the volume down, the song sounds better

  • @elliebees2539
    @elliebees2539 3 года назад +15

    honestly kinda glad (/surprised) that she hasn't come out as bi and made a song about a girl in this genre... it really sounds like something she would do, or any one like her for that matter...

  • @jordynsmith4554
    @jordynsmith4554 3 года назад +6

    3:42 Not the Kids Bop version of MGK 🥴Shotgun Becky 😭✋🏾
    (I just realized James made the same joke, great minds think alike)

  • @natasha3711
    @natasha3711 3 года назад +77

    YES FINALLY ALSO IS THIS A BOB ROSS BREAKDOWN
    Edit- 76 likes dbdudbdi bloody 10 year old james would be proud-

  • @Astrotanz
    @Astrotanz 3 года назад +5

    I like how James’ songs is one of the few I’ve heard that I don’t remember hearing any “oh”s “ah”s “ooh”s “yeah”s or any variation of noises like that as either part of the lyrics or unnecessary ad libs and honestly it makes me happy. Already a lyrical genius

  • @rainydemigod
    @rainydemigod 3 года назад +5

    5:41 James: "You're not of legal drinking age"
    Me: * laughs in German*

  • @vagiterianbogmonster3268
    @vagiterianbogmonster3268 3 года назад +5

    7:15 Victoria from Måneskin: "Let me introduce myself"

  • @kaiipop4762
    @kaiipop4762 3 года назад +41

    in case you didn't know, he's trilingual

  • @mschickenwing9953
    @mschickenwing9953 3 года назад +241

    James has been posting more…
    Did he kill the person he was hiding in his closet

  • @jamesbarrett3521
    @jamesbarrett3521 3 года назад +17

    When the auto tune came on James’s voice I died 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yooitsalyssa
    @yooitsalyssa 3 года назад +1

    7:14 ASH MY BELOVED BASSIST KEEP FiNgERiNG THOSE STRINGS

  • @Aya-xy1bd
    @Aya-xy1bd 3 года назад +14

    This is what i listened to with a smile on my face after my music teacher told me i have no talent..

  • @rorz2882
    @rorz2882 3 года назад +38

    James: bassists cant be cool
    Me: Flea for red hot chilli peppers
    No hate to James :)

    • @nah7656
      @nah7656 3 года назад +6

      I said the same damn thing. Flea is an amazing bassist, has done a lot for kids wanting to learn to play music, and genuinely loves his fans. I saw RHCP in concert and him, chad, and the new guitarist rocked out for a good half hour after the show after anthony weirdly walked off stage without saying anything. Hes so passionate about music and his craft.

  • @svtolcgy
    @svtolcgy 3 года назад +63

    James: uploads
    me: *ah yes another Jim upload. pog*

  • @ciaranreed91
    @ciaranreed91 3 года назад +60

    I’m one of those three who got the Eurovision reference!

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 3 года назад +10

    “Machine gun smelly”
    Amazing James, brilliant joke
    😂

  • @jangmikim8460
    @jangmikim8460 3 года назад +6

    4:56 reminds of Billy eilish's you should see me in a crown when she said " your silence is my favorite sound"... Just saying

  • @DeadFam2
    @DeadFam2 3 года назад +25

    Yay james, the notification for this made me smile after getting home from work. Also wake up is elite and needs so much more recognition (i cant spell)
    POP PUNK IS NOT DEAD! That song is NOT pop punk, its a disgrace

  • @lissq2769
    @lissq2769 3 года назад +6

    6:05 - Ah yes. Human music.

  • @bgiles721
    @bgiles721 3 года назад +20

    6:20 If I’m correct then the “Flying the flag” reference was to England’s Eurovision entry in 2007?

  • @katy36596
    @katy36596 3 года назад +8

    In case you need a sum up of the song 6:38

  • @wholetmeonhere
    @wholetmeonhere 3 года назад +1

    I don’t think pop punk is really her style, but whatever makes her happy!
    (I will say that the cover art for the single is very telling. For context: it’s a cake with the song title on it written in a way that makes it akin to “brutal”’s Spotify canvas video

  • @ebony-blythenewns9513
    @ebony-blythenewns9513 3 года назад +1012

    shes going through her emo phase how precious

    • @ChexzMix
      @ChexzMix 3 года назад +29

      Ikr? It’s so cute.
      {Edit: this comment I made is a joke for those who got offended}

    • @Rueescorner
      @Rueescorner 3 года назад +67

      It’s not just a phase MUM!!!

    • @gillysaurttv1593
      @gillysaurttv1593 3 года назад +38

      As a former emo, I am offended.

    • @gillysaurttv1593
      @gillysaurttv1593 3 года назад +12

      @@viktor4311 guess either way, we are offended.

    • @aestheticcat8976
      @aestheticcat8976 3 года назад +5

      Thought I alone was thinking this. 😂

  • @mariamreda519
    @mariamreda519 3 года назад +19

    I love how he wrote stupidity instead of genius 😂😂

  • @n0t_lily738
    @n0t_lily738 3 года назад +14

    "Drill a nail" that hurt me internally especially since there was a hammer right there.

  • @1hcc994
    @1hcc994 3 года назад +8

    I know she’s young but Haley Williams, Avril Lavigne etc already had amazing voices at this age.

  • @hollyoldaccount8390
    @hollyoldaccount8390 3 года назад +10

    Blink-182 are crying in the 2000’s because of this song

  • @itsannapop
    @itsannapop 3 года назад +7

    "bassists can be cool... No they can't" 😭
    Not me getting internally hurt on behalf of my teenage selfs '07 crush on Pete Wentz