WARZONE ... For Noobs

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow  4 года назад +3009

    It’s you DUTY to follow me on Twitter @theMacroShow

    • @mxskips6788
      @mxskips6788 4 года назад +32

      Macro sir yes sir

    • @hubert6961
      @hubert6961 4 года назад +10

      I really like your vids

    • @kingkaelan7458
      @kingkaelan7458 4 года назад +11

      I would but I dont have Twitter cause I'm not allowed.

    • @eyewitnesses
      @eyewitnesses 4 года назад +11

      Where is lifeline for noobs

    • @ThiccTurd
      @ThiccTurd 4 года назад +10

      What if I don’t have Twitter

  • @g.l.o.w.s.s6900
    @g.l.o.w.s.s6900 3 года назад +1787

    "They released it FOR FREE. No strings attached."
    *86 GB download: Hey.*

    • @hamidsarfi9137
      @hamidsarfi9137 3 года назад +8

      Nope its 17gb bro😐

    • @g.l.o.w.s.s6900
      @g.l.o.w.s.s6900 3 года назад +102

      @@hamidsarfi9137 My PS5's storage would beg to differ.

    • @hamidsarfi9137
      @hamidsarfi9137 3 года назад +15

      @@g.l.o.w.s.s6900 sorry my eng isn't really good sooo i didn't get what u said but i know that the warzone version alone is 17gb but yeah if u want to get the full game(modern warfare)it will be 87 gb

    • @g.l.o.w.s.s6900
      @g.l.o.w.s.s6900 3 года назад +44

      @@hamidsarfi9137 Not for me, when I click on Warzone in the store, it takes me to modern warfare. The game is even called modern warfare in my downloads.

    • @hamidsarfi9137
      @hamidsarfi9137 3 года назад +7

      @@g.l.o.w.s.s6900 yeah it shoud be😐warzone is a part of modern warfare but u can get it alone too

  • @tristan3456
    @tristan3456 4 года назад +4908

    Pro gamer tip. The most effective way to win a gun fight is to bring the enemies health below zero, while maintaining your own above zero

    • @rox1419
      @rox1419 4 года назад +193

      hippos are squishy • 7 years ago my goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

    • @tristan3456
      @tristan3456 4 года назад +115

      @@rox1419 you're welcome mortal

    • @owenerlandson3161
      @owenerlandson3161 4 года назад +108

      Thanks for the tip, I was dying a lot before this

    • @1stCommentCop
      @1stCommentCop 4 года назад +27

      WOW😮

    • @Floppyseal11
      @Floppyseal11 4 года назад +20

      👍

  • @CloudMak_
    @CloudMak_ 4 года назад +5350

    “People don’t pay for games anymore. Unless they’re fifa.”

  • @Owen2633
    @Owen2633 4 года назад +1133

    Props to the one guy at Activision that tried to give us a 100% free game

    • @bobchipman7737
      @bobchipman7737 3 года назад +40

      That madlad forgot were he worked at the tym lol

    • @gamerwolf3392
      @gamerwolf3392 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @lemonhead.61
      @lemonhead.61 3 года назад +4

      F

    • @Vizzix
      @Vizzix 3 года назад +3

      96%*

    • @iuyt-j6u
      @iuyt-j6u 3 года назад +3

      R u dumb? The skit in the video was fake. Smh it wasn't real clip recorded in the Activision hq.. and plus the guys were all the same, its obvious that macro did the skit...

  • @matthewguise3651
    @matthewguise3651 4 года назад +3553

    I mean that building actually did have elevators but...

    • @Genericyoutuber-zl6pp
      @Genericyoutuber-zl6pp 4 года назад +64

      Yep

    • @TheMacroShow
      @TheMacroShow  4 года назад +491

      yeah I realized that now (but point still stands, some buildings still need elevators)

    • @2Reggie
      @2Reggie 4 года назад +42

      *Comedy*
      Ya noob

    • @spooky_lxix9042
      @spooky_lxix9042 4 года назад +17

      @@TheMacroShow it's like Zipline

    • @spooky_lxix9042
      @spooky_lxix9042 4 года назад +5

      THE ELEVATORS GOT DESTROY MAN YOU KNOW THAT

  • @VoS_IReapz
    @VoS_IReapz 4 года назад +1489

    Macro: We should release it for free
    Activision: :/
    Marco: We can also throw in some microtransactions
    Activision: Amen brother

    • @beastboy3790
      @beastboy3790 4 года назад +19

      Give this man a Raise!!

    • @marcuslagoa9477
      @marcuslagoa9477 4 года назад +3

      [VoS] -Reapz Quailty content

    • @detectivesimon0724
      @detectivesimon0724 4 года назад +8

      it's pretty sad how that's probably how they were able to release for free

    • @sharkrollzr
      @sharkrollzr 4 года назад +14

      We can put MACROtransition

    • @lulugaming6274
      @lulugaming6274 4 года назад

      Watch my content it’s good

  • @alejanderoo
    @alejanderoo 4 года назад +448

    “Lets talk about the gulag*
    *gets flashback of muppets most wanted ;-;*

    • @shrigga9636
      @shrigga9636 4 года назад

      TTVtphantomninja this comment cracked me up thanks for the laugh

    • @whatthewhatthe9117
      @whatthewhatthe9117 4 года назад +2

      *_Constantine vibes intensifies_*

    • @isfren5482
      @isfren5482 4 года назад

      Me who knows what a real gulag : 😦 oh sh-t

    • @goawaymyclassmates7151
      @goawaymyclassmates7151 4 года назад

      TTVtphantomninja one time I was in the chance to get rived I used a genade and got the enemy

    • @rabidredpanda2888
      @rabidredpanda2888 4 года назад

      Let's talk about the gulag
      -gets flashbacks to mad max-

  • @behshadzakeri2022
    @behshadzakeri2022 4 года назад +297

    Loading screen tips be like : you will win when everyone are dead

  • @ryanmurray9444
    @ryanmurray9444 4 года назад +4684

    I can't wait for Fortnite's innovative new addition, "The Prison."

    • @diotheworld8671
      @diotheworld8671 4 года назад +78

      HAHAHAHA

    • @pavel8052
      @pavel8052 4 года назад +70

      @@ryanmurray9444 eh who knows Ryan.

    • @kigoshen
      @kigoshen 4 года назад +7

      Me to

    • @jake.hoog11
      @jake.hoog11 4 года назад +82

      “The 1v1 facility”

    • @ryanmurray9444
      @ryanmurray9444 4 года назад +7

      @@botburger3577 thus my joke that they were going to copy warzone

  • @centralplaystation
    @centralplaystation 4 года назад +712

    2:45
    “No attachments just guns and different levels”
    That’s until you open the loadouts page...

  • @giphe
    @giphe 4 года назад +882

    “As long as you have money, you can get the boys back”
    Relatable
    Edit:I’m not sure how I feel about getting so many likes just by putting relatable after a funny quote said in the video.

  • @lil_ch3x_pdx018
    @lil_ch3x_pdx018 4 года назад +152

    “Some buildings don’t have elevators.”
    *proceeds up the stairwell of a tall building that has an elevator*

  • @lampscanfly7455
    @lampscanfly7455 4 года назад +998

    “The only free cod”
    I’m gonna act like I didn’t get a cease and desist for pirating bo2

    • @noelpepa_
      @noelpepa_ 4 года назад +18

      Sans The Best Mobile Game Lmao

    • @noelpepa_
      @noelpepa_ 4 года назад +2

      Kingshuk Monsur Im Talking About Mobile Games M8

    • @Milk-vq9py
      @Milk-vq9py 4 года назад +1

      @Kingshuk Monsur so his not gonna talk about that apex legends is comming to mobile

    • @CoreRealm
      @CoreRealm 4 года назад +2

      @@Milk-vq9py and payday is going mobile

    • @muhammadusmanrafique3517
      @muhammadusmanrafique3517 4 года назад

      @@Milk-vq9py wait what? Really
      I like that game 😃

  • @idkdy5972
    @idkdy5972 4 года назад +490

    Condi: this game is so weird
    "Macro flawlessly getting 3 kills"

    • @alanproch
      @alanproch 4 года назад +1

      ICYDK No ,it’s not.

    • @lulugaming6274
      @lulugaming6274 4 года назад +1

      Watch my content it’s good

    • @lettuce5385
      @lettuce5385 4 года назад +6

      @@lulugaming6274 480p doesn't make content good. Neither does advertising.

    • @lulugaming6274
      @lulugaming6274 4 года назад +1

      Ok thx for the feedback

    • @idkdy5972
      @idkdy5972 4 года назад

      @@alanproch it's in the video dude

  • @MoistCarpet08
    @MoistCarpet08 4 года назад +235

    pro tip you can press the body armor 3 times and use them all at one instead of zipping and unzipping your plate carrier

    • @creeprxxlol6463
      @creeprxxlol6463 4 года назад +30

      U can hold it and not have to press it 3 times

    • @EditsBYfenomeno
      @EditsBYfenomeno 4 года назад +22

      Pro tips u can get Kils if you kill downed enemies

    • @ers4690
      @ers4690 4 года назад +13

      @@creeprxxlol6463 why both of you are creepers

    • @elaija1147
      @elaija1147 4 года назад +1

      bruuh moment dead meme

    • @quackquack8775
      @quackquack8775 4 года назад +1

      @@elaija1147 because the "bruh moment" is very relevant nowadays

  • @Model_Jb300
    @Model_Jb300 4 года назад +613

    "The game doesn't even look that good"
    Me playing Apex with low spec: That is fine :)
    Me playing Warzone with low spec: *crash*

    • @VMgeschwader4117
      @VMgeschwader4117 4 года назад +9

      yeah cant play with 8 gb ram,i play apex meduim 1080p cod warzone cant run at 720 p very low weird and at very low it loks like shit

    • @SxCAceYT
      @SxCAceYT 4 года назад +7

      He think this is fortnite

    • @Shy-Shadow
      @Shy-Shadow 4 года назад

      Yup

    • @Shy-Shadow
      @Shy-Shadow 4 года назад +1

      I can't even play Cod Warzone,Apex or Fortnite with low res

    • @TheKezia1978
      @TheKezia1978 3 года назад

      In my oppinion 1 match warzone took more time than apex and also its more fun 2 play than warzone i mean warzone is cool too its more tactical but i prefer apex for pc that has 6-8 gb ram

  • @sene4574
    @sene4574 4 года назад +289

    Macro:"let's talk about the Gulag"
    Me:So you're talking about where I spent most of my time.

  • @Felix-we7iq
    @Felix-we7iq 4 года назад +211

    "Its free but..."
    *looking at needed data space*
    *realising that i have a HDD*
    This manouver is gonna cost us decades

    • @j0ker622
      @j0ker622 4 года назад +1

      Felix Artz so do you still play it? For free without call of duty warfare?

    • @fandase1
      @fandase1 4 года назад +2

      That´s not so much of a problem on my side. The slow internet is tho. I´m gonna be downloading this over 2 days. Great.

    • @روانرائدكريم
      @روانرائدكريم 4 года назад

      Decoy I waited 2 weeks for this shit game to download so consider ur self lucky

    • @vladskii9779
      @vladskii9779 4 года назад

      Rawan Raid K do you realize how much wrong is in your comment

    • @axturel7924
      @axturel7924 4 года назад

      @@روانرائدكريم bruh the game just came out and dont woooosh me

  • @calmack6637
    @calmack6637 4 года назад +215

    *I NEED SOMETHING LIKE BLACKOUT BUT NOT AS OVERPRICED*

  • @Keys616
    @Keys616 4 года назад +92

    “Let’s see what sets this game apart...”
    Me: *gets Huggies ad*

    • @zavianmedina1086
      @zavianmedina1086 3 года назад +6

      I know this comment is old but it’s funny as hell 😂

  • @TheImbeseal
    @TheImbeseal 4 года назад +365

    campers wen they see anything in this game "is free real estate"

    • @VelocityFilmsCO
      @VelocityFilmsCO 4 года назад +2

      lmao

    • @boneknockgrit2695
      @boneknockgrit2695 4 года назад +4

      yeah but when they get fucked by kill streak on their beloved roof top.................well... most of times you can expecting random kids scream through their mic. i did play some games with random kids as my team mate, so often that the first thing they gonna do is camping on the roof top even i warn they about what coming for them. and yeah as soon as they die they disconnect right away.........solo-q in this game really disaster for me.

    • @ghostoastt
      @ghostoastt 4 года назад +1

      Boneknock Grit oof dude it was a joke

    • @ghostoastt
      @ghostoastt 4 года назад

      KIRK DUKE nice self promotion man, really appreciate it.

    • @clipzadapt745
      @clipzadapt745 4 года назад

      hahaha the clips on my recent post are crazier I bet you anything!

  • @jarred1880
    @jarred1880 4 года назад +457

    Why everyone calling it storm?? ITS A DAMN "GAS"

    • @ezekielgomez-goldberg9124
      @ezekielgomez-goldberg9124 4 года назад +27

      Pretty sure you know the answer already but it's because fortnite is the most popular BR (or was not sure how it's doing rn hopefully dying) and it's called the storm in Fortnite. I actually have never really played pubg so it might have been called the storm in that aswell, and that shit was super popular.

    • @Cmcal1108
      @Cmcal1108 4 года назад +8

      @@ezekielgomez-goldberg9124 why do u want fortnite do die just because u suck at it and dont like it

    • @User-ko9dl
      @User-ko9dl 4 года назад +19

      MynT_CARSKIN He did not say anything about wanting Fortnite to die

    • @cheekibreeki7811
      @cheekibreeki7811 4 года назад +22

      Carskin I actually don’t like fortnite, I’m good at it but, I got really bored of it, when they added the respawn trucks that they copied from apex, for me the game started to go downhill as they kept copying.

    • @MiG29Enjoyer
      @MiG29Enjoyer 4 года назад +6

      🆎️🅾️rtnite! 🆎️🅾️rtnite!

  • @hawk4291
    @hawk4291 4 года назад +215

    6:06 finally gas masks are used instead of just being a stylish clothing

    • @Batman-rc1yg
      @Batman-rc1yg 4 года назад +11

      Rainbow six siege am i right lmao

    • @NeonSandoval
      @NeonSandoval 4 года назад +1

      Battlefield 1

    • @joea7590
      @joea7590 4 года назад +4

      @@Batman-rc1yg *laughs in smoke*

    • @alexlearoyd8668
      @alexlearoyd8668 4 года назад +1

      roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadhoggg

    • @yourboyroy9057
      @yourboyroy9057 4 года назад

      In r6 does anyone know there are different types of filters for gas masks

  • @Cloikkk
    @Cloikkk Год назад +8

    The fact that this video is now 3 years old is crazy. 2020 was peak macro imo

  • @ddomas
    @ddomas 4 года назад +550

    1:44 ...
    you forgot about the samsung smart fridge players

    • @fuckbitch413
      @fuckbitch413 4 года назад +13

      My favorite console 😁😁

    • @ohio1672
      @ohio1672 4 года назад +10

      You forgot about the little kid potty toilet players

    • @gozeeyy6861
      @gozeeyy6861 4 года назад +6

      M4X that’s not funny 😂 no hate tho

    • @watermelon3185
      @watermelon3185 4 года назад

      Flame justo

    • @budgeteggrolls2200
      @budgeteggrolls2200 4 года назад

      Fade- Away weeeeeeeb

  • @noahparandyk7224
    @noahparandyk7224 4 года назад +623

    When is Noobs for Noobs??!!!

  • @yeahno6021
    @yeahno6021 4 года назад +361

    Tip: you can spray paint people in the gulag before it’s your turn so it would be easier to find them when it’s your turn

    • @SumgoodAsszaza
      @SumgoodAsszaza 4 года назад +23

      whether you do or do not, it only provides a small advantage.

    • @liamgentry1531
      @liamgentry1531 4 года назад +5

      Still fun

    • @yeahno6021
      @yeahno6021 4 года назад +1

      Here to comment/watch weird stuff I explained it in the comment

    • @yeahno6021
      @yeahno6021 4 года назад +5

      Here to comment/watch weird stuff just spray everyone also you know how everything is mostly black and gray? Yeah that’s the point of it all

    • @fuckbitch413
      @fuckbitch413 4 года назад +1

      Thx dude

  • @kthepro3204
    @kthepro3204 4 года назад +42

    thumbnal: has ghost: me : remembers ghost dying im cod modern warfare 2 and starts crying

  • @bryan5882
    @bryan5882 4 года назад +300

    "There are a lot of campers"
    *camps the elevator*

    • @mathkey7420
      @mathkey7420 4 года назад +10

      I never saw a single camper in warzone

    • @RufusQ
      @RufusQ 4 года назад +1

      @@mathkey7420 That's just a lie

    • @mathkey7420
      @mathkey7420 4 года назад +6

      @@RufusQ no really I'll never saw a camper

    • @giammix3000
      @giammix3000 4 года назад +4

      @@mathkey7420 future + past tense verbs 👀👀👀👀👀

    • @mathkey7420
      @mathkey7420 4 года назад

      @@giammix3000 im German

  • @ivyetic
    @ivyetic 4 года назад +275

    Macro: warzone is activation second attempt in battle royal
    Cod mobile: am I a joke to you

    • @wilcuh
      @wilcuh 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @rektera8290
      @rektera8290 3 года назад +1

      Codm is codmw19

    • @kellen8405
      @kellen8405 3 года назад +15

      True but cod mobile can’t count because it’s dog water

    • @SaljuMerah_
      @SaljuMerah_ 3 года назад +4

      I thought it was the one of the Tencent game copies

    • @kellen8405
      @kellen8405 3 года назад +1

      @@generalspidey5000 well get a console

  • @jucelmuni5882
    @jucelmuni5882 4 года назад +148

    "Fortnite if you're gonna copy anything.. Copy that"
    *intense build battle noises*

    • @nobleradical2158
      @nobleradical2158 4 года назад +5

      Neptune I don’t think the gulag would work in fortnite: it doesn’t have that COD feel that makes 1v1s quick and engaging.

    • @scan4707
      @scan4707 4 года назад +1

      @@nobleradical2158 Yeah, 1v1s in Fortnite can last like 2-3 minutes.

    • @user6099
      @user6099 3 года назад +1

      @@scan4707 yea they would be fighting till 10 minutes by building a fort

  • @rimsom9711
    @rimsom9711 4 года назад +92

    0:01 exactly how cod warzone was made

  • @wehttam_1
    @wehttam_1 4 года назад +390

    Mom: Wash the dishes please!!!!!
    Me: Why
    Mom: Cause I said so!
    Me: But I don’t want to!
    Also me: Where am I?
    Someone: Welcome to the gulag

  • @pegasus.0308
    @pegasus.0308 4 года назад +65

    Didnt even praise how detailed the maps and buildings. And very optimized even though how much more stuff inside the buildings.

    • @FormulePoeme807
      @FormulePoeme807 4 года назад

      It got the best optimisation of all the thing in the game wich is fucking dumb

    • @FormulePoeme807
      @FormulePoeme807 4 года назад

      @@khoado2060 Multiplayer crashes and Campaign keep freezing

    • @chad5115
      @chad5115 4 года назад

      Optimised? This game needs a MINUMUM of 12gb of ram to play, even though they list 8gb. Playing with below 12gb will give you terriiiiiible stuttering especially when enemies are near.
      Source: my pc has 8gb of ram

  • @yeetwheelyautomobily4384
    @yeetwheelyautomobily4384 4 года назад +905

    Macro: This is the only free cod
    COD Mobile: bruh am I joke to u
    Hey guys, comments are basically Cod Warzone down there, pick up a Grau or Barrett 50, or any other gun, and go down towards bloody Rust
    (Dumbasses in the comments not realising that cod mobile is a fucking mobile game not a console game, and if you even try to argue, remember that I did a PRICE, not the quality or gameplay..

    • @shu225
      @shu225 4 года назад +15

      WOW, I AM SPEAKING TO KAKASHI!!!!!

    • @shu225
      @shu225 4 года назад +3

      *Replying

    • @Zetala
      @Zetala 4 года назад +17

      its still bad
      (cod mobile)

    • @yeetwheelyautomobily4384
      @yeetwheelyautomobily4384 4 года назад +20

      Nah g, it’s actually good

    • @MrHackerman-qn5xo
      @MrHackerman-qn5xo 4 года назад +7

      Kakashi Hatake yes you are a joke to us

  • @starling8602
    @starling8602 3 года назад +10

    I love how accurate the intro is

  • @kurtjansen6868
    @kurtjansen6868 4 года назад +153

    I’m hoping he makes a war zone makes no sense
    Entry (if he makes one): Why do the armor plates protect bullets from the beck when the character is clearly putting the plates in the front?

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +9

      Aerodynamics obviously

    • @gloriousbeard9054
      @gloriousbeard9054 4 года назад +24

      The truth is they really just shove the armor down their pants, so they get groin protection. Their massive dingalings push the armor to the back.

    • @doppio2378
      @doppio2378 4 года назад +2

      AZlifestyles520 Gaming perio-

    • @woofwagon9990
      @woofwagon9990 4 года назад

      @@doppio2378 Do ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri Do ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri ri

    • @Vedant.Dhawan
      @Vedant.Dhawan 4 года назад +6

      Better than consuming blue liquids as Shields

  • @manspeej
    @manspeej 4 года назад +43

    Set the colourblind type to detranopia, it makes the game way more vibrant but enemies will have yellow name plates instead of red and teammates (in multiplayer not warzone) will have dark blue instead of light blue

    • @bredoffender
      @bredoffender 2 года назад

      Yeah it looks rlly nice

    • @manspeej
      @manspeej 2 года назад

      @@bredoffender detronopia not tritanopia

  • @cameronprendergast652
    @cameronprendergast652 4 года назад +64

    "Now listen here you suits” Revenant got macro

  • @x_almostren
    @x_almostren 4 года назад +42

    “Macro with the ding ding”
    Hold up, *thats sus*

    • @drew5806
      @drew5806 3 года назад +1

      Yeeeeees

    • @kingofwar5836
      @kingofwar5836 3 года назад

      Yèeeeeeeeeees brotha

    • @fryingmachine571
      @fryingmachine571 3 года назад

      Stop trying to bring among us into things get a fucking grip stop playing that shitty game and grow the fuck up

  • @spooglegoose
    @spooglegoose 4 года назад +226

    "well, lets talk about the gulag"
    sad cheeki breeki flashbacks

    • @fancispy6925
      @fancispy6925 4 года назад

      *gets Heavy from tf2 flashbacks*

    • @cloaker9
      @cloaker9 4 года назад +5

      Imagine if warzone added the juggernaut

    • @blanketmobbypants
      @blanketmobbypants 4 года назад

      Poodahead 1 thats how the gulag feels

  • @takino7641
    @takino7641 4 года назад +92

    8:39 when he sneaks that apex map in there

  • @IwanMor
    @IwanMor 3 года назад +6

    Famous last words:
    “We can also throw in microtransactions”

  • @darknxsss9995
    @darknxsss9995 4 года назад +312

    Activision: Lets release warzone for free
    Me: aweso-
    Activision: but make it like 100 gb
    Me: oh frick
    Update: just downloaded warzone im so excited to play it :D
    Update again: the new update is 66gb 😫😫😫

    • @Spartan2525-
      @Spartan2525- 4 года назад +6

      @@annita-jonny1754 I bought a 2 terabyte external hard drive for my PS4 while back for $20-$30 just wait for them to go on sale :)

    • @heeho8904
      @heeho8904 4 года назад +4

      @@annita-jonny1754 my PS4 is 1 tb, I have 10 games including the big ones like god of war and ofc warzone and I still have 100 something space left. I'm guessing you have the 500 gb version?

    • @rhyk5224
      @rhyk5224 4 года назад

      Get the terrobyte extended storage

    • @guy60yearsago35
      @guy60yearsago35 4 года назад

      Lmao before i install Wz i got 500gb of space from 1tb in my hardisk aftee that i got 398 gb rest lol

    • @mt-nf7bv
      @mt-nf7bv 4 года назад

      yeah i feel ur pain

  • @wish8486
    @wish8486 4 года назад +54

    I can't wait till he realizes that Overwatch is $20 lol

  • @xmonsterkitkat
    @xmonsterkitkat 4 года назад +70

    call of duty warzone:"hippity hoppity, your GB is now my property"

  • @sxryxzx
    @sxryxzx 3 года назад +4

    I always love his mini cutscenes at the beginning

  • @BentaiANoose
    @BentaiANoose 4 года назад +17

    Another important thing to know is that you can only go to the gulag once, so if u die more than once your squad has to buy you back

  • @timwallace2303
    @timwallace2303 4 года назад +28

    3:40 THATS a horrifying thought. We very well could end up in a day and age where if you have money you can bring back people from the dead so to speak. But only if you have money....

    • @sylphnsan
      @sylphnsan 4 года назад +3

      Get ur ak and clap people and get da moneyyy

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 4 года назад

      It's won't change much for people without money, tho. Only the rich benefit from it. Tho, i'd wager some sicko may find some new sports

    • @tonyrodney9610
      @tonyrodney9610 4 года назад

      Watch Altered Carbon

  • @aksharadurty4048
    @aksharadurty4048 4 года назад +140

    Macro : COD bois and broke bois can reunite
    Me : *laughs in low end computer *

    • @Henry-kp6qs
      @Henry-kp6qs 3 года назад

      I'm saving up 4 thousand something to build a new computer oh and did I mention that it has 128 gigs of RAM and oh yeah and I decided to add a laptop a controller and a keyboard

    • @Leo_8753
      @Leo_8753 3 года назад +5

      @@Henry-kp6qs nice story, where did you hear that from?

    • @defunctaccount1944
      @defunctaccount1944 3 года назад +4

      @@Henry-kp6qs lmfao nice joke but the money you are using belongs to papa Stalin, pay up or you will be sent to a different type of gulag.

    • @Henry-kp6qs
      @Henry-kp6qs 3 года назад +4

      @@defunctaccount1944 oh yeah did I mention I killed him

    • @Im_Allergic_To_Chapstick
      @Im_Allergic_To_Chapstick 3 года назад

      @@defunctaccount1944 lol

  • @reneon2389
    @reneon2389 4 года назад +3

    Macro: High kill games can happen
    Everyone: 100 KILL GAME

  • @do.xuantung
    @do.xuantung 4 года назад +103

    I genuinely like this COD game. Its like perfect balance

    • @imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553
      @imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553 4 года назад +9

      Perfect balance.
      Jeff: impossible

    • @succhar1161
      @succhar1161 4 года назад +3

      rpg,grauu,mp5, i thinked the same, its not

    • @e1ahn
      @e1ahn 4 года назад +3

      Not completely. There are multiple guns that kill you in half a mag, snipers that one shot down you. Granted you need to get your loadout from a loadout drop but that is extremely easy. The game is also a sweat fest with master prestige players camping and crouch spamming. I prefer Apex because its a lot more balanced and less glitchy than warzone.

    • @papagramps1257
      @papagramps1257 4 года назад +1

      CEO of Spacex well the point of a sniper is that it’s supposed to kill you in one shot so I don’t see how that’s a problem 🗿

    • @e1ahn
      @e1ahn 4 года назад

      @@papagramps1257 The point of a sniper is for it to be long ranged. It can have a lot of damage but it shouldnt be able to one hit kill a player w/ full armor.

  • @bobthebuilder2789
    @bobthebuilder2789 4 года назад +144

    Macro: I need something like black ops but not as overpriced.
    ActiVision: Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN !!!

    • @Crabbyaidman1
      @Crabbyaidman1 4 года назад +1

      Something like pubg but the graphics look nice.

    • @bobthebuilder2789
      @bobthebuilder2789 4 года назад +2

      @@Crabbyaidman1 Emphasize the teamwork so I can play with friends

    • @CaffeineFellow
      @CaffeineFellow 4 года назад

      @@bobthebuilder2789 Mix a little Overwatch you get Apex Legends

    • @bobthebuilder2789
      @bobthebuilder2789 4 года назад

      @@CaffeineFellow Apex Legends I'm in heaven! You got 12 different legends count them not 7.

    • @jima4513
      @jima4513 4 года назад

      this what i call teamwork

  • @tarazhookofflutz9866
    @tarazhookofflutz9866 4 года назад +53

    Macro : boy there are campers me : WELCOME TO COD

    • @joshwri9
      @joshwri9 4 года назад +1

      Grab yo Mountain Dew and Doritos bois

  • @dr_yt5496
    @dr_yt5496 3 года назад +1

    Macro: people don’t pay for games anymore
    call of duty: vanguard comes out

  • @15DJONYX
    @15DJONYX 4 года назад +219

    4:46 playing Apex Legend too much 😂😂

  • @soundwavesuperior7531
    @soundwavesuperior7531 4 года назад +35

    Macro:"ITS FREE"
    ME: Starts downloading
    My PS4:99.8GB
    Me:ah s#%t here we go again

    • @reaper_playz1163
      @reaper_playz1163 4 года назад +1

      Mineman 523 lol mine is 20 but i need 100 GB of empty space like wtf

    • @adamhazm
      @adamhazm 4 года назад +1

      @@reaper_playz1163 its not 20 after the 30 finish downloading another 80 will download so ye that's why

  • @tiathesimpgod
    @tiathesimpgod 4 года назад +71

    5:48 rick enters the chat

  • @spideyboi1896
    @spideyboi1896 4 года назад +3

    While im waiting for warzone to download, I'm gonna watch and rewatch this video!

  • @timothynebreda5514
    @timothynebreda5514 4 года назад +21

    The intro is literally activision in a nutshell

  • @soggybagman7983
    @soggybagman7983 4 года назад +14

    8:15 this one does have an elevator its on the outside on the opposite side of the building

  • @OverBanned
    @OverBanned 4 года назад +5

    I have been playing warzone for a week and just now realized that it is a BR after all. I haven’t won a single game, but played dozens, but it is so satisfying that I haven’t felt like with any other BR.

  • @AvyProtogen
    @AvyProtogen 4 года назад +1

    Is it just me or rewatching this video over and over makes me feel satisfied

  • @drizzle8159
    @drizzle8159 4 года назад +54

    My man be using the “N00B” clan tag, buddy that was mine since bo2

    • @juicespinach5613
      @juicespinach5613 4 года назад +6

      Wow everyone cares

    • @cosmoah9671
      @cosmoah9671 4 года назад +2

      juice spinach I actually did

    • @olak1845
      @olak1845 4 года назад

      @@juicespinach5613 i did too

    • @Sniper-nt1wq
      @Sniper-nt1wq 4 года назад

      @@juicespinach5613 well I care an it hot me on a different level

    • @ArgumentStarterr
      @ArgumentStarterr 4 года назад +1

      Guys I pissed my pants

  • @duanerackham9567
    @duanerackham9567 4 года назад +12

    Is this flash from spider Man?
    Sounds like him.
    That makes Flash a pretty chill dude then

  • @cesarshido5696
    @cesarshido5696 4 года назад +8

    Macro: YA NOOOOOB
    Also macro: doesn't parachute when falling

  • @REBELINDIAN91
    @REBELINDIAN91 4 года назад +2

    Just found your channel!!!! Love your style!!! Your music and your humor!!!!

  • @rapidgoose2848
    @rapidgoose2848 4 года назад +13

    When you have no friends
    Hold your own board meeting

  • @JustaFGC
    @JustaFGC 4 года назад +12

    that money system thing reminds me of the csgo dangerzone money system... oh wait!

    • @woofwagon9990
      @woofwagon9990 4 года назад

      WarZone reminds me of everything from DangerZone lol

  • @huffanul4186
    @huffanul4186 4 года назад +5

    Gets COD Warzone, runs around 10 minutes looking, finds one person and instantly gets dicked, doesn’t understand what happened, deletes warzone

  • @Atlotyken
    @Atlotyken 4 года назад +4

    that intro was really good ngl

  • @Oni5234
    @Oni5234 4 года назад +6

    Macro forgot to talk about how if you find a game on your own you’ll get no teammates yet play against squads of three

    • @Oni5234
      @Oni5234 4 года назад

      Cannonbest I’m dumber than I thought then

  • @tennis9000
    @tennis9000 4 года назад +142

    Imagine if this was EA
    Game cost: more than you could ever imagine

    • @Omar12831
      @Omar12831 4 года назад +4

      Ghadi Charafeddine bro imagine u needed to pay to get levels

    • @apextakuache3487
      @apextakuache3487 4 года назад +4

      I mean apex legends is ea and its not too bad😂

    • @hubertthefish9101
      @hubertthefish9101 4 года назад +5

      60$ for modern warfare 99.99 for the war zone 25.99 for possible loadout drop

    • @Zetala
      @Zetala 4 года назад +2

      stop i dont want to imagine

    • @TacticalBaguette
      @TacticalBaguette 4 года назад +3

      @@apextakuache3487 EA only published it. It was developed by the guys that made Titanfall

  • @simo.3750
    @simo.3750 4 года назад +97

    "warzone for noobs"
    Goes ahead and does a review

    • @AvoDoesStuff_
      @AvoDoesStuff_ 4 года назад

      Well that's what the for noobs series is for.

    • @kgkomrin
      @kgkomrin 4 года назад

      Well that's what the noobs need to know isn't it?

    • @Aragorn-wp2xm
      @Aragorn-wp2xm 4 года назад

      So you are watching his video for first time right?

  • @shmapple29
    @shmapple29 4 года назад +1

    2:52 yes this game does do guns with attachments the higher the rarity the more attachments -_-

  • @darkstorm5100
    @darkstorm5100 4 года назад +81

    I hope they release war zone on the switch.
    I regret buying the switch now, it’s the same price as the ps4 but the ps4 is better

    • @chuchurocks5377
      @chuchurocks5377 4 года назад +7

      Alot better

    • @marcy1949
      @marcy1949 4 года назад +6

      no regrets, i like nintendo

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 4 года назад +30

      I don’t really think that the ps4 and the switch are going for the same thing. Nintendo is really into party games and single player games

    • @gab229
      @gab229 4 года назад +4

      That would melt the switch

    • @jumisramen6854
      @jumisramen6854 4 года назад +4

      @@cold4172 depends

  • @tbfocean
    @tbfocean 4 года назад +14

    Bruh I was sleeping and my notifications made me wake up

  • @dotboidaddy5424
    @dotboidaddy5424 4 года назад +76

    “This is an opportunity to get millions of players at lunch.”
    No that was not a mistype it was what I heard

    • @gabeg5536
      @gabeg5536 4 года назад +2

      same
      show less

    • @zerodrip4645
      @zerodrip4645 3 года назад +1

      @@gabeg5536 moment of silence for the people who clicked see less
      Like me

    • @gabeg5536
      @gabeg5536 3 года назад

      @@zerodrip4645 haha

    • @ardavan8886
      @ardavan8886 3 года назад

      Same

  • @volltar5529
    @volltar5529 3 года назад +3

    DUDE I saw this game alot of times since I thought it was gonna cost 30-40 bucks and rn I found out it was free THANK YOU DUDE

  • @admiralgremlin6767
    @admiralgremlin6767 4 года назад +60

    I’ve just downloaded this so I needed this

  • @hauntedgamer6773
    @hauntedgamer6773 4 года назад +4

    Macro: My absolutely favorite thing about warzone is to fight another dead enemy for a chance to come back into the match
    Survivor Redemption island: am I a joke to you ( even though they dont actually die it's basically the same thing just sayyiiinnnnggg

  • @tprreaper8145
    @tprreaper8145 4 года назад +4

    Warzone, like apex, is a br game I can enjoy and dont rage when things turn south and I die

  • @eissa5989
    @eissa5989 4 года назад +6

    "Its free to play. so all of my broke bois can play"
    *cries in no xbox live cause im a brok boi*
    EDIT: wrote some words wrong so yea

  • @Keep_Calm3
    @Keep_Calm3 4 года назад +47

    I just installed warzone last night and don’t know what’s happening I bet this will explain

    • @Cnupoc
      @Cnupoc 4 года назад +3

      no it won't.
      He's mixing up Plunder mode with classic BR mode, because apparently he's a noob.
      In classic BR mode you're just fighting for survival with a gas cloud encircling the map = Classic BR mode.
      In plunder you respawn in the air after 30 sec. after being killed and there's no gas cloud encircling the map. He didn't explain shit about the contracts. He did not say shit about the cash balloon and cash helicopter drops.
      Plunder mode is about collecting 1 million in 30 minutes. You're either solo or in a team of up-to 3. You can do it by looting boxes, killing players and looting their cash or by completing contracts. Collecting a lot of cash with you will mark you for other players. You become a bounty, so it's better to deposit it regularly.
      There's 3 types of contracts:
      1. kill a player - game marks a random player with over 100k in him.
      2. collect 3 cash boxes.
      3. capture a specific point of interest.
      This video didn't explain SHIT at all....
      Game is good. Macro is a noob.

    • @gregdennert4441
      @gregdennert4441 4 года назад

      Warcrap

    • @gregdennert4441
      @gregdennert4441 4 года назад

      Camp warfare

    • @ybsensei5072
      @ybsensei5072 4 года назад

      @@gregdennert4441 git gud

    • @gregdennert4441
      @gregdennert4441 4 года назад +1

      @@ybsensei5072 so I have to camp to get good😂😂😂 bruh you don't even have an argument if you tell me to get good. Camp warfare 2019 is garbage

  • @Ahmad.....................
    @Ahmad..................... 4 года назад +14

    On ps, this game is 101 gb in total (if u didnt have mw b4)
    Its been 5 hours and it still didnt finish

    • @TheRealPog1
      @TheRealPog1 4 года назад +3

      For me it's been a day cuz of my bad internet

    • @chuchurocks5377
      @chuchurocks5377 4 года назад +1

      Kids it'll take me 30days 30 fucking days to download...(poor me)

    • @justyourfriendlypebble8943
      @justyourfriendlypebble8943 4 года назад +1

      It's actually just 100 GB

    • @Fardin1268
      @Fardin1268 4 года назад

      @@Jankyito is 4 mbps enough

    • @rfxkingflex434
      @rfxkingflex434 4 года назад

      @@Fardin1268 no because my uncle downloaded it on the PS4 we shared it took 6 hours it took longer cause I played apex while it was downloading. But we have a cable connected from the router to the PS4

  • @suripuki1984
    @suripuki1984 4 года назад +18

    imagine you're just chilling in a house and hear "ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!"

  • @kiprasstanevicius7603
    @kiprasstanevicius7603 2 года назад +4

    this is when warzone was at its prime

    • @SwagLordOP
      @SwagLordOP 2 года назад

      agreed

    • @yellowpant
      @yellowpant 2 года назад +1

      mw warzone season 1-5 was the only good time for warzone, black ops cold war made the guns unbalanced and then vanguard, well that's vanguard

  • @Toasted_Bag3l
    @Toasted_Bag3l 4 года назад +12

    activison : battle royale expansion
    infinity ward: nah man seperate
    activision😡

  • @NGR1-q2v
    @NGR1-q2v 4 года назад +7

    Macro i just installed call of duty warzone and this video really helped me! Thanks macro.

  • @_ytboycarter
    @_ytboycarter 4 года назад +28

    0:10 Yes sir yes sir yes sir no sir fire him

    • @rudhdb
      @rudhdb 4 года назад

      Carter Dignam ikr

    • @beastboy3790
      @beastboy3790 4 года назад

      Give him a raise

  • @37HoneyMilk37
    @37HoneyMilk37 2 года назад

    i just wanted to thank u bcuz right now im installing warzone and this vid really helped me understand some things about this game
    i think in future i will come here again for more of ur videos ;)
    have a nice day

  • @Foxtrot-51
    @Foxtrot-51 4 года назад +6

    5:43 *WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF "CRASH CAB!🚕"*

  • @gamingmonstarr1729
    @gamingmonstarr1729 4 года назад +4

    Nobody:
    Activision: Lets make this game 100.00 mb!
    Mostly everybody: rly? Go back to blackout bo4 alcatraz

  • @heraldi_the_game485
    @heraldi_the_game485 3 года назад +8

    Me: wow i finally get to play a call of futy for free
    Activision: lets make this game 100 gb

    • @zoidenvoid
      @zoidenvoid 3 года назад +1

      Eyy its 91 gb now insted of 120

    • @kutl4ss526
      @kutl4ss526 3 года назад

      for me its 83 gb

  • @taaldixit6486
    @taaldixit6486 3 года назад +1

    I really love his editing style❤️❤️

  • @alexmohr1072
    @alexmohr1072 4 года назад +4

    I think you're coming down a little hard on a f2p battle royal that's still in beta.
    I really enjoy this map, they went for a gritty war-torn wasteland and imo they hit their target. I'm not saying it doesn't have flaws, but for a huge map that needs to fit 150 people and stay fresh over long periods of time, it's not bad for the first attempt.
    The shooting mechanics are rock solid. Also, unlike apex which desperately wants to be a team game, the randoms I squad up with in warzone almost always stick relatively close together and don't go running off in a random direction and die away from the rest of the squad and then proceed to ping the enemy that killed them over and over from halfway across the map. I can't even play apex solo anymore because literally the same thing happens every single game.
    It's by no means perfect, but far surpassed my expectations. I'd say 8/10 and could easily end up being 8.5/10 with a little TLC.

    • @mikeybroyo6230
      @mikeybroyo6230 4 года назад

      I agree but my main concern is it running out of steam too quickly, I’m just afraid it will be another fad because I actually enjoy it and don’t want to see my salvation from boredom over covid-19 cancelling school dying ya know?

  • @rannydragon
    @rannydragon 4 года назад +4

    "Sorry Switch Boys"
    Switch b0Is : first time?

  • @raoni00111
    @raoni00111 4 года назад +8

    For me it's 9.5/10 , cus it's free and im so freaking love this game as macro said , if u get killed from out of nowhere u can still get a chance to alive again if u win on Gulag , love this game

  • @robinvlogs33
    @robinvlogs33 3 года назад +1

    Nobody’s is talking about how epic the intro was