Have I Got a Bit More News for You S67 E10. Alex Horne. 7 June 24

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
  • Alex Horne is host, with guest panellists Jack Dee and Carol Vorderman joining team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop. 7 June 24
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  • @eltorofuerte8306
    @eltorofuerte8306 15 дней назад +12

    I half expected him to say, "Good evening. I'm little Alex Horne."

  • @ProfitSlim
    @ProfitSlim 17 дней назад +11

    it's always fantastic when Horne brings his horn section

  • @musmus-culus
    @musmus-culus 16 дней назад +12

    Thank you for this season's uploads Viva! This show really makes my day.

  • @asetkeyzet
    @asetkeyzet 16 дней назад +4

    I like how almost all Horne's references to Vorderman being in Countdown got over people's heads, lol.

  • @ScubaFanatic60
    @ScubaFanatic60 17 дней назад +37

    I watch Judge Simpson frequently ( the driving while suspended judge). He's a great judge, and there was a lot more to that case man. That man never did have a license to suspend! Lol

    • @mikeyb2932
      @mikeyb2932 17 дней назад +5

      And he had a warrant as well, so he was also jailed.

    • @shitzuation
      @shitzuation 17 дней назад

      😂😂

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan 11 дней назад +3

    Thank you for your service Viva!
    And congratulations on 600 episodes chaps!

  • @for-lc6rj
    @for-lc6rj 18 дней назад +23

    Thank You !
    And now we have to wait until October....

    • @Bareego
      @Bareego 17 дней назад +9

      Nooooooooooooooooo

  • @helenpauls1496
    @helenpauls1496 16 дней назад +3

    Thank you. Great host and a fabulously funny episode to boot.

  • @grandechungo
    @grandechungo 17 дней назад +4

    Thanks mate! Perfect timing for watching during my long run every week ❤

  • @michaelanderson5747
    @michaelanderson5747 12 дней назад +2

    Only a week behind (ha ha) but finally watched this one, glad I did, there was loads of LOL stuff this week!

  • @topherthe11th23
    @topherthe11th23 17 дней назад +30

    5:50 - One of the reasons you know that Rishi Sunak is such a great Prime Minister is that, during his time in office, EVERY TIME that crime-rates have gone down, they've been lower than they were immediately prior to the decrease. 100%. How many government-heads can say THAT?

    • @topherthe11th23
      @topherthe11th23 17 дней назад +3

      TopherThe11th: And while it may be too soon to say, it appears that he's also got a lock on lowering the statistical rate at which a seat in the House Of Commons is held by a Tory. He may well drive that statistic into the ground before he's done. I've never SEEN such rigor and vigor!

  • @JHNoble
    @JHNoble 17 дней назад +20

    update: we've now learned that the driver from Michigan WASN'T driving on a suspended license.
    He's never actually had one. 🙄

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 17 дней назад +3

      Yes, which means he *knew* he didn't have the right to drive in that state *and yet he still drove.* 🙄

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 17 дней назад

      Yes, which means he *knew* he didn't have the right to drive in that state *and yet he still drove.* 🙄Edited to add: You can either have an ID or a license in that state, and he had renewed his ID.

    • @mikeyb2932
      @mikeyb2932 17 дней назад +3

      Adding that he also had a 9 year old warrant, so he was jailed.

  • @nothanks9050
    @nothanks9050 16 дней назад +6

    If the Steak image was on a banknote it would be "Legal Tender"!

    • @stefanmuc2k
      @stefanmuc2k 12 дней назад +4

      You should be arrested for that one. But I got to admit: that was well done.

    • @nothanks9050
      @nothanks9050 12 дней назад +2

      @@stefanmuc2k It's rare to get such a delicious response. Chapeau!
      In all seriousness, that has raised a smile at the end of a very bad day. Much appreciated.

  • @fifisuki1876
    @fifisuki1876 17 дней назад +3

    As Always, Thank You for Sharing and making my weekend... BFN

  • @TheTamranator
    @TheTamranator 18 дней назад +5

    Thank you so much!! been patiently waiting!!

  • @ianabbey7052
    @ianabbey7052 10 дней назад +2

    Any idea when we will see S67 E11? I log on each week with fingers crossed!! Thank you.

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 17 дней назад +5

    Thank you! Pretty sure this a Bit More News got you 5 points in the youtube prize task.

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff 17 дней назад +5

    Thank you!

  • @topherthe11th23
    @topherthe11th23 3 дня назад +1

    I can't believe these people won't be giving us any shows until October. Think of the number of Prime Ministers who will have resigned by then. Think of the possibility that they'll miss an important Coronation (right after they miss an important funeral). HIGNFY will be so far behind the news by October that they'll never catch up. They'll have to go OVERSEAS to focus on anything CURRENT. If anything important is happening in the USA in late autumn I'll send a cable to this show's producers.

  • @kabongpope
    @kabongpope 14 дней назад +1

    Thank you! Been a great series, too bad it had to end just weeks before the election

  • @topherthe11th23
    @topherthe11th23 17 дней назад +8

    17:39 - I always love to see certain people doing Cameo, because I think it means they've hit rock bottom, financially. I'm certain that Rudy Giuliani has worked for Cameo after he lost the right to practice law in at least one high-income jurisdiction, and I believe that Giuliani also wished Hugh Janus a happy birthday. But maybe it was Mike Hunt. Or Robert Meeoff's brother, Jack. At the very least Giuliani greeted Arthur Nouveau, whose friends call him "Art".

  • @CthulhuInc
    @CthulhuInc 17 дней назад +2

    thank you!

  • @Yankee7000
    @Yankee7000 17 дней назад +2

    Mighty summery looking Merton.

  • @sourabhmayekar3354
    @sourabhmayekar3354 12 дней назад +1

    Thanks

  • @aaronpincus6095
    @aaronpincus6095 17 дней назад +3

    Unfortunately, in N.Y. the charges would run concurrently not consecutively so the max tRump could be in for is 4 years.

    • @musmus-culus
      @musmus-culus 16 дней назад +1

      That makes sense though because getting 136 years for an essentially victimless finance crime seems a bit excessive even for America.

  • @astolevol5636
    @astolevol5636 8 дней назад +1

    Venal Paula's tears wouldn't fill a thimble

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 17 дней назад +1

    i LOVE Carol so much! And sitting beside her-- it's LAH! i'm surprised Greg let him come to this show on his show 👀
    The flannel joke killed me though xD

    • @ferraridinoman
      @ferraridinoman 17 дней назад

      Whats to love?? Lefty Lefty Lefty? or the fake plastic Bum and Boobs!! YUK!!

  • @JMErlendson
    @JMErlendson 17 дней назад

    Yay Alex!

  • @keithpanton7486
    @keithpanton7486 3 дня назад

    You'd think by now people would realise it's ALWAYS bad to be filmed or photographed holding or near a big blank piece of paper. Someone's always going to photoshop in some text!

  • @StultissimiAmatorii
    @StultissimiAmatorii 17 дней назад +1

    Huzzah!

  • @bethmiller9774
    @bethmiller9774 17 дней назад +2

    How did they miss the opportunity to somehow work "Making Plans for Nigel" into the proceedings? Copyright issues? 🤔

    • @OriginalCaliKitty
      @OriginalCaliKitty 17 дней назад

      I know, that was my first thought. I think copyright would come into play if they actually played some of the song, but someone could have just mentioned it in passing.

  • @pigboypunk
    @pigboypunk 13 дней назад

    carol's in da house!!!

  • @tenjed4224
    @tenjed4224 17 дней назад

    That 'driver' won the internet, in the US, for imperpetuity.

  • @AndrewTBP
    @AndrewTBP 17 дней назад

    Two Staples!

  • @topherthe11th23
    @topherthe11th23 17 дней назад +3

    42:35 - Is this an artist finishing-out a robot or is it a forensic technician who was given a very partial skull and the job of adding clay to it to make it appear as it would before the f'lesh was removed? Only the teeth look real, and there's so many white strands of apparently dental-floss or embroidery-thread, that I'm guessing the former. What caught my interest is that for depth, or to secure the threads, she's using hypodermic needles of the kind whose screw-end is color-coded to tell you the diameter (gauge) and length (depth, from the body's point of view) of the needle on which that screw-end is attached. The green ones are especially long and thick, for a relatively deep intramuscular shot. I believe that most push-pins are identical except for the colored spherical end, enabling the purchaser to make up any meaning (or no meaning) to the colored end for any project where different meanings are required. But she may be choosing push-pins at random without regard to their color, all used in the same way.

  • @Rincenso
    @Rincenso 17 дней назад +1

    Does that make Def Leppard into Spoony Bards?

    • @markmcdonald3234
      @markmcdonald3234 11 дней назад

      You get a TU just for the obscurity of that reference.

  • @BigBaw
    @BigBaw 17 дней назад +1

    👍👍👍👍👍

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz 13 дней назад

    Jack Dee, with your face like a not-tonight-Henry.

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 17 дней назад +2

    And have I got a bit more context about the story at 28:08 - In January 2022, a judge had rescinded the order that suspended Corey Harris’ driver’s license so it could be reinstated. That judge’s order was not properly communicated to the state’s secretary of state’s office. So in reality, Mr Harris should have been free and clear to drive to a doctor’s appointment or anywhere else he wanted to go. I hope he sues the hell out of them and gets a nice payday for being put in jail for several days and the embarrassment this all caused him.

    • @ScubaFanatic60
      @ScubaFanatic60 17 дней назад +2

      Turns out he never had a license. Got his permit in 1999 but never went any further. And he was wanted on a warrant from another county.

    • @DennisMoore664
      @DennisMoore664 17 дней назад +3

      @@ScubaFanatic60 I hadn't heard that part - and it turns out the warrant is for driving with a suspended license. The entire thing gets more and more bizarre.

  • @RandomJoeseph
    @RandomJoeseph 17 дней назад +2

    600?! Viva has some catching up to do.

  • @topherthe11th23
    @topherthe11th23 17 дней назад +1

    37:53 - I guess that goldfish quality as being made out of Heavy Metal, certainly heavier than aluminum fish.

  • @Yankee7000
    @Yankee7000 17 дней назад +1

    Love the faith in the NHS and _anyone’s_ belief in anyone let alone politicians to bring down the waiting list.
    Love it. Love socialized medicine.

  • @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games
    @Stop_Pre-Ordering_Video_Games 17 дней назад +2

    Vorderman is still a little sort even at 63. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @IDraganM
    @IDraganM 16 дней назад +1

    I hate to say anything in support of Farage, but to be honest, 600000 is mostly zeros, with only one digit being six. There you go! Good show, if these things were not happening for real, it would be sooooo funny, Good luck!

  • @helenamcginty4920
    @helenamcginty4920 17 дней назад +1

    You can tell Nigel Farage is posh. In the knicker department he's wearing a flahers mac with a furry collar.

  • @shellybelly35
    @shellybelly35 17 дней назад

    If you can't find this after 1 day because of the stupid irrelevant LDS blocked rubbish just use a vpn set to another country. Such an awesome show and i refuse to buy a TV licence anymore just for this show especially since they cancelled mock the week.

  • @ROLtheWolf
    @ROLtheWolf 10 дней назад +1

    This joke is all fine and good: 25:21, but I fear you're creating an odd incentive for American voters at a not opportune moment. People might vote their sense of humor, and that would be a disaster!!

  • @ferraridinoman
    @ferraridinoman 17 дней назад +1

    Typical BBC programme: Left Left Left Left!Everything LEFT!! (Getting a little boring now!) Thanks for the upload by the way!

    • @Jnoooooo
      @Jnoooooo 17 дней назад +3

      What exactly was said/covered in this show that you take issue with? They took the p out of all sides of politics...

    • @for-lc6rj
      @for-lc6rj 17 дней назад +3

      @@Jnoooooo "facts have a liberal bias" Stephen Colbert

    • @AndrewTBP
      @AndrewTBP 16 дней назад +1

      You are Suella Braverman and I claim my £5

    • @cromulentpotato
      @cromulentpotato 11 дней назад +1

      typical dino owner, horse horse swear it's a horse

  • @Yankee7000
    @Yankee7000 15 дней назад +1

    This plastic surgery business 🤢

  • @NorthernSeaWitch
    @NorthernSeaWitch 17 дней назад +2

    Unfortunately, Carol got the math wrong. Trump's maximum sentence would, in fact, be 20 years according to New York statue. Dammit.

    • @Tesserae
      @Tesserae 17 дней назад +2

      CBS News reported that each count carries a sentence of up to 4 years in prison and up to $5k fine which would be served concurrently, so 4 years maximum. It’s possible the judge might sentence him to home detention and require an ankle monitor because of the special circumstances of requiring a secret service detail.

    • @Tractall
      @Tractall 17 дней назад +9

      She didn't get the math wrong so much as they got the law wrong. The math problem she was given was solved correctly.

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 17 дней назад

      @@Tesseraeit’s also possible he just gets probation

  • @wobblybobengland
    @wobblybobengland 13 дней назад

    Seven minutes solid on our Nige, this politically loaded BBC shower, should be defunded!

  • @treborif
    @treborif 13 дней назад

    going to be very interesting for these two when the trumpster is POTUS . . again . .

  • @gillie-monger3394
    @gillie-monger3394 17 дней назад +1

    And now we know why Alex leaves the comedy to Greg Davies!