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  • @bruh4256
    @bruh4256 5 лет назад +10339

    What if you
    Wanted to complete a heist
    But god said
    *cloaker noise*

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 4 года назад +25

      I don't get it tbh i never played this game 😅
      I just love his animations 😅

    • @parrot-carrot9875
      @parrot-carrot9875 4 года назад +27

      a random person e if you are alone (no teammates, not bots) cloakers can’t train kung-foo on you. That’s a feature

    • @Dr.Manninton
      @Dr.Manninton 4 года назад +14

      That shit is very terrifying

    • @drumhead7252
      @drumhead7252 4 года назад +16

      WULULULULULULULULU

    • @Pachu7655-i5d
      @Pachu7655-i5d 4 года назад +5

      But god sais
      Drill is jammed for the 2719 try

  • @dreamEnd
    @dreamEnd 9 лет назад +6770

    Guys, the thermal drill.

    • @Icy-nee-san
      @Icy-nee-san 9 лет назад +623

      SpectreAmazing Go get it.

    • @JonWaterfall
      @JonWaterfall 9 лет назад +118

      Main reason I go engineer.
      Also shaped charges.

    • @kagenognade
      @kagenognade 9 лет назад +122

      Technician's C4:Blow up a safe no problem
      HRL-7(Based on real life anti-tank RPG-7):Can blow up tank and Dozers,but not a small safe nor a turret mounted on a van.
      JUST PAYDAY THINGS

    • @vesardi2479
      @vesardi2479 9 лет назад +17

      NoMercy CptKage Why do you think that it's anti-tank? RPG-7 is only capable to take down tanks with HEAT-warheads. In Payday it shoots most likely HE- or Thermobaric-warheads which are meant to take down infantry.

    • @unknowledgablenoob6698
      @unknowledgablenoob6698 9 лет назад +1

      +SpectreAmazing Its really annoying isn't it? If you go and pick it up then dump it back down Bain will shut up.

  • @screm1471
    @screm1471 3 года назад +3068

    “i’ll never be taken hostage by the payday gang!”
    “i’ll give you 15 bucks and a bean burrito if you kill all your comrades”
    “bet”

  • @zzeettyyaa
    @zzeettyyaa 3 года назад +3798

    This aged pretty dang well so far.

    • @user-db9md3qp9c
      @user-db9md3qp9c 3 года назад +38

      It's just the game that didn't change

    • @havelthedeadinside1799
      @havelthedeadinside1799 3 года назад +107

      @@user-db9md3qp9c the community has. Infamy players are known to be complete pricks to non infamy players even ones who help or do a better job than infamy players, everything is now about stupid builds and no body can enjoy talking about how they like to go in loud and people cry about how he should he using DoDgE or some other stupid build that completely just ruins the fun of it

    • @generalgrievous92
      @generalgrievous92 3 года назад +75

      @@havelthedeadinside1799 lmao sounds like it hasn't changed a bit from years ago

    • @1_am_Death
      @1_am_Death 3 года назад +1

      It did

    • @Hentry_
      @Hentry_ 3 года назад

      Da

  • @rotten_milky
    @rotten_milky 5 лет назад +6095

    i fear no cloaker.
    but that "sound"...
    ... it scares me.

    • @tomjmj18
      @tomjmj18 5 лет назад +61

      BluuM TF2 reference, nice

    • @joshuanoe5468
      @joshuanoe5468 5 лет назад +42

      They scare af I was doing a loud solo one of them just ran out and killed me on the last bag

    • @Kamal_AL-Hinai
      @Kamal_AL-Hinai 5 лет назад +18

      TLALALLALALALALALLALALA

    • @DragonGuy24
      @DragonGuy24 5 лет назад +35

      Who designed the cloaker noise, Satan?

    • @Dushess
      @Dushess 5 лет назад +16

      NEXT TIME, CHECK YOUR CORNERS!

  • @MidouBronx
    @MidouBronx 7 лет назад +841

    sometimes i hear the drill jammed sound in my dreams and i wake up and scream "Hoxton fix the fucking drill'
    what a nightmare

    • @generalblackout8633
      @generalblackout8633 7 лет назад +8

      just smack the drill with your money bundle you know what im sayinh

    • @ShadowKueken
      @ShadowKueken 7 лет назад +5

      generalblackout Works half the time

    • @generalblackout8633
      @generalblackout8633 7 лет назад

      exactly but so far i fail for like 20 games in 70 games?

    • @SynthGirl64
      @SynthGirl64 7 лет назад +1

      Midou Bronx That's amazing! I wanna do that! xD

    • @scundo3128
      @scundo3128 7 лет назад +1

      Midou Bronx e

  • @theblazinggamer5289
    @theblazinggamer5289 3 года назад +1974

    3:51 When you're trying to mark a guard in stealth

  • @anduro7448
    @anduro7448 3 года назад +1229

    3:09 In the first few versions of this skill, the converted unit was forced to wear a bomb; the player told them that either they would serve the heisters or they would explode. This has since been removed due to fear of negative reviews. The post-conversion quotes are still spoken by the convert.

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +92

      it wasn't exactly a fear of negative reviews, it was more or less too dark for the payday gang. they're heisters that rob banks, not terrorists that shoot up airports

    • @silvergaming3953
      @silvergaming3953 2 года назад +75

      @@jockeyfield1954 Not terrorist?
      *Laughs in hoxton breakout and the white house*

    • @beans3757
      @beans3757 2 года назад +56

      @@jockeyfield1954 They cooked fucking METH in a OLD HOUSE, getting attacked by the ENTIRETY OF THE FBI, sold that meth to ANOTHER GANG who BETRAYED THEM, stole the documents to GET ANOTHER GANG KILLED, KILLED LEADERS OF SAID GANG, AND THAT IS ALL IN ONE FUCKING MISSION

    • @asrieldreemurr007
      @asrieldreemurr007 2 года назад +41

      @proud hufflepuff correction: it was to steal presidential pardons

    • @cly7894
      @cly7894 2 года назад +20

      Wait converts have lines?

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird 5 лет назад +3603

    3:10
    To be fair, that man in the chicken mask did practically single handedly wipe out an entire branch of the Russian mafia without a scratch.

  • @ballinspector7304
    @ballinspector7304 5 лет назад +2315

    theif with no armor:* 20 shots later still alive*
    swat: *3 shots and dead*

    • @stinkymonke3622
      @stinkymonke3622 5 лет назад +104

      A extremely high tech armor on a elite special unit - dies from one shot with a arrow

    • @vermin4275
      @vermin4275 4 года назад +49

      @@stinkymonke3622 Arrows are like, pointy n shit.

    • @Catalin168
      @Catalin168 4 года назад +7

      I hate that fucking ninja police

    • @KoishiVibin
      @KoishiVibin 4 года назад +58

      @@stinkymonke3622
      Who would win, an ex-special forces trooper who is equipped with one of the most advanced armors known to man and armed with advanced weapons... Or one pointy fly boi

    • @HelmetTW
      @HelmetTW 4 года назад +1

      @@Catalin168 cloacker not ninja

  • @stormytrooper52
    @stormytrooper52 3 года назад +482

    “WHAT THIRD WORLD COUNTRY MADE THIS DRILL”

    • @cathymilner744
      @cathymilner744 3 года назад +25

      Probably China or some shit

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 3 года назад +11

      @@cathymilner744 China has changed to make good shit tho

    • @cathymilner744
      @cathymilner744 3 года назад +27

      @@f1r3hunt3rz5 it might be some intriguing shit but everything I bought that was made in china didnt last longer than a month

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 3 года назад +8

      @@cathymilner744 actually yeah, you're right. They make affordable shit but well you get what paid for

    • @cathymilner744
      @cathymilner744 3 года назад +3

      @@f1r3hunt3rz5 could have been worse. It could have came with a free mystery virus lmao

  • @yurikovRUKR762
    @yurikovRUKR762 2 года назад +313

    5:04 If you're playing solo or everyone except you is in custody, Cloaker's AI will order to never charge at you, the only time it will charge even if you're the last is if the cloaker starts charging at you and your last standing teammate recently just got doened.

    • @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
      @Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic 2 года назад +40

      I am so thankful for this mechanic because if it wasn’t true my most recent casino heist would have failed because my last ally was RUNNING for the finish.

    • @velikanboi
      @velikanboi 2 года назад +8

      But now with Restoration Mod, your nightmare has came true because cloakers can do that.... or Crackdown, I have no clue which one but it's there

    • @luxandfero
      @luxandfero 2 года назад +2

      I think Chains was downed, not cuffed (why would he lie then? :D)

    • @velikanboi
      @velikanboi 2 года назад +2

      @@luxandfero I forgot the cuff system was a thing, haven't played crime spree in a while

    • @replacesoundboard
      @replacesoundboard 7 месяцев назад

      @@velikanboi I had my AIs getting cuffed during a Death Wish Cook Off. They tried to camp inside the bathroom, and the GenSec guys came in and cuffed them. It wasn't even a Crime Spree but a regular mission.

  • @thebronjame213
    @thebronjame213 4 года назад +1949

    5:22 "it's gonna be a cloaker it's gonna be a cloaker, its- yep it's a cloaker

    • @dom-hx7ki
      @dom-hx7ki 4 года назад +18

      Cloakers...the "bain" of every heist nearly 100% completed.

    • @leandrodonoso4137
      @leandrodonoso4137 4 года назад +15

      not that the cloaker can not knock you down if only you are left? or was that just with bots?

    • @thebronjame213
      @thebronjame213 4 года назад +6

      @@leandrodonoso4137 I'm pretty sure they leave you alone in you start without bots or without anybody not while you are in-game

    • @kothostov
      @kothostov 4 года назад +14

      Cloakers doesn't attack if you play alone

    • @HoppingSkipper
      @HoppingSkipper 4 года назад +2

      *WOLOWLOLWOWLWOWLWLWO* intensifies

  • @sunnerssnag
    @sunnerssnag 5 лет назад +2481

    imagine a heist at a gym
    gym bags are still suspicious
    somehow

    • @IllyaA100
      @IllyaA100 5 лет назад +102

      Or better at a mall with sport shops.

    • @tatakae6730
      @tatakae6730 4 года назад +34

      what can you rob at a gym?

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 4 года назад +36

      Payday logic:
      Wearing sunglasses with a fat stack of money in hand is illegal

    • @funnygamer5405
      @funnygamer5405 4 года назад +1

      @@elizabeth5561 well Its because they think you're a rich douchebag in this universe ain't no one going to have that slide

    • @TurtleBot354
      @TurtleBot354 4 года назад +14

      Body bags? Makes sense, loot bags? That shit is suspicious as hell. At least body bags have blood on the outside of them so its justified

  • @PAYDAYGame
    @PAYDAYGame 3 года назад +219

    who watches this in 2021

  • @RioFlashGaming
    @RioFlashGaming Год назад +30

    2:40 The fact that the Chains voice line is so iconic that they used it on Dallas just makes me feel good about being a Chains main :D

    • @replacesoundboard
      @replacesoundboard 7 месяцев назад +3

      Last time I used Chains, he never used that line when using Inspire. I was kinda disappointed :(

  • @disow6587
    @disow6587 5 лет назад +340

    2:42 character : dallas , voice : chains = logic

  • @Thatoneguy-kf4vx
    @Thatoneguy-kf4vx 5 лет назад +5211

    Who would win?
    Four professionally trained thieves who have executed many dangerous operations
    Or
    One cloaky boi

    • @joshuanoe5468
      @joshuanoe5468 5 лет назад +108

      Decently one cloaker boi

    • @he4twave
      @he4twave 5 лет назад +18

      Brass nuckles

    • @lordtachanka2748
      @lordtachanka2748 5 лет назад +6

      Be alone

    • @rikingg5629
      @rikingg5629 5 лет назад +187

      more like:
      Who would win:
      The whole fucking SWAT team that recruited professional soldiers from around the world
      or
      Four masked bois

    • @savage7882
      @savage7882 5 лет назад +17

      I mean, the latter is a professionally trained operator who has exrcuted many professionally trained thieves lol

  • @Vitaliuz
    @Vitaliuz 3 года назад +85

    05:11 Right in the feels.

  • @heyitsvalkyr
    @heyitsvalkyr 10 месяцев назад +14

    The lack of "Ahh, I need a medic bag" and
    "Guys, go get the drill" worries me.

  • @The_Viktor_Reznov
    @The_Viktor_Reznov 9 лет назад +3458

    Well, guards are really smart. If they act like they do not see me, I do not kill them.

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 9 лет назад +208

      +Viktor Reznov
      The numbers! What do they mean?!

    • @j-hod6274
      @j-hod6274 8 лет назад +57

      +Doritos DaBoss if mason and resnov robbed a bank together......what a crew

    • @ralphdiaz1241
      @ralphdiaz1241 8 лет назад +32

      REZONOV TELL THE TRUTH, ARE YOU IN BO3?

    • @The_Viktor_Reznov
      @The_Viktor_Reznov 8 лет назад +32

      ralph diaz I hope not.

    • @ralphdiaz1241
      @ralphdiaz1241 8 лет назад +6

      Viktor Reznov​ k

  • @Ssionn
    @Ssionn 3 года назад +1201

    1:55 is so accurate, everyone defo goes loud just to hear this

    • @railbaron1
      @railbaron1 3 года назад +129

      "Come On, I didn't buy a minigun and queue up razermind just so I could raid the Department of Justice Quietly."

    • @laziwastaken
      @laziwastaken 3 года назад +37

      @@railbaron1 that ammo doesn't belong to you

    • @railbaron1
      @railbaron1 3 года назад +52

      @@laziwastaken Does It Matter? I'd be more then Happy to give The Department of Justice their Bullets Back.

    • @sr.slugsalad3629
      @sr.slugsalad3629 3 года назад +9

      @@railbaron1 bajur is funni internet man

    • @GoldMoonGuy
      @GoldMoonGuy 3 года назад +4

      @@railbaron1 haha hundred mods go brrrr

  • @norht161
    @norht161 2 года назад +57

    With the drills, don't forget about the perk that allows you to just slap the everliving shit out of it until it works again

    • @replacesoundboard
      @replacesoundboard 7 месяцев назад +3

      That skill is a (relatively) recent addition. 8 years ago, people were asking for it to be added.

  • @8ig0r86
    @8ig0r86 2 года назад +31

    4:57 Actually, a situation like this cannot happen, because Cloakers will never kick a player if their teammates are down/in custody/being tased/etc. Same when playing solo without AI teammates

  • @mantsuplayer2203
    @mantsuplayer2203 4 года назад +342

    2:40 inspire in a nutshell

    • @zachly6555
      @zachly6555 3 года назад +2

      Yeah

    • @lighttank3905
      @lighttank3905 3 года назад +2

      That is hilarious

    • @joshuarobinson8529
      @joshuarobinson8529 3 года назад +6

      No matter how many pieces you find yourself in...
      You're always one yell away from new life.

  • @GrandDukeCaesar
    @GrandDukeCaesar 7 лет назад +677

    Plan B
    Pros: Badass music by Lord Simon Viklund.
    Love it and it's true.

    • @ragej3832
      @ragej3832 7 лет назад +12

      Tiberius Caligula your comment has a ton of likes but you don't know about it because no one commented to tell you about how many likes it has so here is your comment about all the likes. You're welcome good sir.

    • @traci089
      @traci089 7 лет назад

      Badass music hah it's cool and badass

    • @Silversurfergio
      @Silversurfergio 5 лет назад

      The reason why i go loud on hoxton,s revenge bavkstab

    • @stinkymonke3622
      @stinkymonke3622 5 лет назад

      So sad ... Simon play razormind

  • @doncheadle7538
    @doncheadle7538 3 года назад +12

    4:29 pause at the right moment

    • @acatz9462
      @acatz9462 3 года назад

      me with a playback speed option

    • @juanf2527
      @juanf2527 3 года назад

      da cats

  • @rn_lust
    @rn_lust 3 года назад +14

    4:29
    Keep in slow motion as much as possible

    • @fermosofiore1336
      @fermosofiore1336 3 года назад +1

      Too low

    • @localshowershitter9675
      @localshowershitter9675 3 года назад +2

      What in the-

    • @KeithX2024
      @KeithX2024 5 месяцев назад +2

      I thought I was the only one who noticed the hidden frame!

    • @rn_lust
      @rn_lust 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@KeithX2024mano, eu tinha 12 anos lol

    • @KeithX2024
      @KeithX2024 5 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t speak Taco Bell. Sorry

  • @GregChudley
    @GregChudley 9 лет назад +316

    You used Chains' voice for Dallas saying "Get the fuck up"
    0/10 unrealistic

    • @BanKai-_-
      @BanKai-_- 9 лет назад +1

      I'm pretty sure that's Dallas voice

    • @Mysteryzer0
      @Mysteryzer0 9 лет назад +39

      +Andrew Serrano that was chains

    • @meguro_vlogs2170
      @meguro_vlogs2170 9 лет назад +6

      +Jakob Goldinger 0/10 unrealistic
      10/10 fun

    • @Macephtopheles
      @Macephtopheles 8 лет назад +8

      +Jakob Goldinger It's putting the black in black magic.

    • @IanChunck
      @IanChunck 8 лет назад

      SHIIIIIIELD! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIEEELD!!!!!! OH S#!T CLOAKER!!

  • @thelivingcactus9348
    @thelivingcactus9348 4 года назад +652

    0:55 I fear no quantity of Skulldozers
    But that interaction circle
    *IT SCARES ME*

    • @GoAway3729
      @GoAway3729 4 года назад +7

      Shit you right

    • @ekking1
      @ekking1 4 года назад +27

      must be why the drill was broken

    • @YeatRiderTilliDie
      @YeatRiderTilliDie 4 года назад +1

      Love this meme

    • @showedkiller4561
      @showedkiller4561 4 года назад

      Its so cursed...

    • @Jacob-ge1py
      @Jacob-ge1py 3 года назад +2

      Fun fact, a standard drill can only jam up to three times without being stopped by the police. Damned if it doesn't feel like a million though

  • @BiggerGringo
    @BiggerGringo Год назад +3

    I just wanted to say it's always a joy for me to come back here and watch this every now and then, and that I appreciate your work, especially the "Nutshell" series.

  • @websitecommentator2825
    @websitecommentator2825 3 года назад +11

    Going gray in The Big Bank on death sentence while 3/4 bags are taken is the most intense shit

  • @randydo597
    @randydo597 7 лет назад +2470

    *attempts to do stealth and forgets to put on private match* xXnOScoPeR420Xx has joined the game. Police have been alerted due to gunfire...

    • @gerardmagos3608
      @gerardmagos3608 7 лет назад +128

      every...fucking...time (the music is badass tho so no regrets there also i dont give a shit at this point)

    • @wesleynogues4527
      @wesleynogues4527 7 лет назад +85

      Yeah, whenever I join a game, that isn't marked loud, I'll check what everyone's wearing and using first. It's been fairly reliable so far.

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 7 лет назад +2

      Same here man, glad to know i'm not the only one

    • @pcport2698
      @pcport2698 7 лет назад +19

      Randy do 1:20 The text at the bottom of the drill says 1 year XD

    • @ImSadswag
      @ImSadswag 7 лет назад +1

      Ace Wolfgang j

  • @hitlerspimp
    @hitlerspimp 9 лет назад +4878

    yup, actuate

    • @progamerateverything4943
      @progamerateverything4943 9 лет назад +15

      +Hitlerspimp The Pimp! And where the fack is in the Weekend 6 (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ( lol im just kiding love your vids :3 )

    • @TheOne-kf2mh
      @TheOne-kf2mh 9 лет назад +2

      Those Special Ops,tho

    • @docstrife3749
      @docstrife3749 9 лет назад +4

      Hitlerspimp i did not know you like payday

    • @MajorNoob
      @MajorNoob 9 лет назад +1

      +Hitlerspimp dayum where is the weekend 420 or 360 jk bru its 6

    • @TheOne-kf2mh
      @TheOne-kf2mh 9 лет назад +5

      ***** the actuaccy is increasing

  • @FireWolfGaming101
    @FireWolfGaming101 2 года назад +3

    0:54 “I’m going to drill the safe” leaves match goes to jewelry store

  • @Bedic-Mag
    @Bedic-Mag 3 года назад +4

    This is bringing back new levels of nostalgia man can't comprehend.

  • @cupofcocoa
    @cupofcocoa 7 лет назад +547

    4:05: "Yes. I know it's suspicious but we can't do anything because our suspicion meter isn't full. I don't know how that would make any sense but this is PayDay."

    • @sergis6924
      @sergis6924 7 лет назад +5

      But it makes fucking sense now, The cops when they are suspicious, they will try to investigate it, What the fuck Rong Rong?

    • @Col.Belov_2019_Ru
      @Col.Belov_2019_Ru 7 лет назад +3

      Silverr Rose 1:56 Сделай 10 часовую версию этого шедевра!

    • @Callofmuts
      @Callofmuts 7 лет назад +1

      GREF this was made 2 years ago what the fuck GREF

    • @ee-ql7hl
      @ee-ql7hl 7 лет назад +2

      "LOGIC!" 3-5 seconds later :sees Gym Bag: 0.0...... CALL THE FUCKING ARMY!! -puts on glasses- TERRORISTTTTTT CALL THE FUCKING ARMY

  • @jemr3
    @jemr3 4 года назад +2651

    John wick: *exists*
    People: ok
    John wick: *inserts glasses onto face*
    Cloakers: so anyway I started blasting

    • @Stoney_Baloney
      @Stoney_Baloney 3 года назад +6

      Contactor .308 sniper rifle: so anyways I started blasting

    • @shougozero259
      @shougozero259 3 года назад +32

      Don’t you mean
      Cloakers: so anyways I started drop kicking

    • @imjustaslav9076
      @imjustaslav9076 3 года назад +4

      Navy cloakers: So, i started running.

    • @vao4037
      @vao4037 3 года назад +2

      Skulldozers: so anyways i started not dying

    • @lokyinng5155
      @lokyinng5155 3 года назад +2

      John wick: **beat the sxxt out of clocker**

  • @joaobaptistazanin3637
    @joaobaptistazanin3637 3 года назад +8

    Five years later, and this is still funny as hell, damn

  • @nhiahervue1736
    @nhiahervue1736 3 года назад +4

    5:22 Cloaker: Your free trial of living has ended

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 7 лет назад +712

    anyone who doesnt jump, crouch, and 180 while getting in the escape van to end the mission isnt payday material

  • @randodox8375
    @randodox8375 4 года назад +282

    1:23 Ah yes, good ol double safe bug. I miss that shit.

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 3 года назад +1

      @Samuel Parsons same

    • @oktarianist6174
      @oktarianist6174 Год назад

      Rng modifier mod brings that back, but you can drill both safes at the same time

  • @toniwhalin6813
    @toniwhalin6813 2 года назад +4

    Heister: comeon almost there!
    Cloaker: I'm here and i brought mouthdropping kicks

  • @henrysalmin6023
    @henrysalmin6023 3 года назад +5

    The other pro of going loud: actual fun game play

  • @Framb
    @Framb 9 лет назад +221

    the first time I played payday 2, at one point the broken drill sound effect kept playing even after I finished the heist.I now know the meaning of hell.

    • @PenumbraDev
      @PenumbraDev 9 лет назад

      I feel you

    • @CrafterboeyMiner
      @CrafterboeyMiner 9 лет назад

      Before I got game and saw videos:DJIDNDOFNE I EUUUUNTEEEEEEEE NUUUUW....after:I WUNT TO PLAY VEVERY ONE LETS STEALH DIS ISMDOMWIJF DORITOS TIMES RKFNDINWK

    • @CrazycarTwentyone
      @CrazycarTwentyone 9 лет назад

      lol

    • @generalblackout8633
      @generalblackout8633 7 лет назад

      oh boy its my jam-med

    • @sonnyboi1297
      @sonnyboi1297 Год назад

      *BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.*

  • @jeffukarosta4500
    @jeffukarosta4500 4 года назад +566

    0:10
    I love how Wolf doesn't even try to hide his identity

  • @dragonspit77
    @dragonspit77 11 месяцев назад +1

    Can't wait for you to make another one of these for Payday 3.

  • @dcmlittlebastardaf1073
    @dcmlittlebastardaf1073 2 года назад

    Well it's been 6 years since this was uploaded and it's stills be my favorite video ever

  • @papyrusapu5078
    @papyrusapu5078 4 года назад +1838

    More scaring things in the world:
    5° minecraft cave noises
    4° arachnids
    3° door screech
    2° Fart in the bus
    1° *cloacker noises*

    • @asewuibv2
      @asewuibv2 4 года назад +16

      and bronco cops

    • @aqua3234
      @aqua3234 4 года назад +35

      My most scariest things in the world:
      5. An army of Bulldozers
      4. Blind kids
      3. *cloaker noise*
      2. An army of Medics with the Hydra mutator
      1. Bronco cops

    • @papyrusapu5078
      @papyrusapu5078 4 года назад +3

      @Gregorio Alenzo true

    • @Portoman1923
      @Portoman1923 4 года назад +1

      papyrus Apu OLAOLAOLAOLA

    • @934strawberryfields
      @934strawberryfields 4 года назад +1

      I play payday so much with my friends even when im playing by myself i will scream out CLOAKER LCOAKEFLCOAKLECOOSKDODKDKDUCUF

  • @JEST3R_
    @JEST3R_ 5 лет назад +386

    2:42 didn't expect that 😂

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 2 года назад +6

    1:10 why I use lockpicking

  • @Wa1tablack
    @Wa1tablack Год назад +2

    Just played like my first four heists and am astonished on how well this is made

    • @dr3amless345
      @dr3amless345 Год назад

      You have entered a world of pain

  • @satt47-74
    @satt47-74 5 лет назад +569

    3:24 Real Guard vs Payday Guard

    • @jackrose3542
      @jackrose3542 4 года назад +1

      Sasquatch it’s a joke you dumb fuck

    • @critical28yearsago90
      @critical28yearsago90 4 года назад

      Rock Puncher oh yes, thanks for pointing that out now would you point out why your parents had you?

    • @jackrose3542
      @jackrose3542 4 года назад +2

      critical ! Who the fuck are you?

  • @-kuroyukihime-
    @-kuroyukihime- 5 лет назад +447

    3:17 wow perfect sync

  • @cobrastrike7643
    @cobrastrike7643 3 года назад +7

    5:23 the most fucking accurate thing about the entire damn game

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter 3 года назад +5

    this is incredibly accurate, wow

  • @satt47-74
    @satt47-74 5 лет назад +454

    Me: Hear wululululululu
    Also me: *CURRENT OBJECTIVE:*
    *SURVIVE*

  • @shannongrady1603
    @shannongrady1603 4 года назад +349

    5:23 reminds me of the time I was playing the last day on framing frame when two black bulldozers and a cloaker Entered the
    server room where I was by myself

    • @m1ndfr34k3
      @m1ndfr34k3 4 года назад +11

      time for some bbc: black bulldozer cooking

    • @mr.e1048
      @mr.e1048 4 года назад +19

      I once got snuck in a room with a taser two bulldozers and a managed to get out of there when suddenly I hear it...WULULULULULULUL

    • @ugandanmetalsonic8879
      @ugandanmetalsonic8879 4 года назад +5

      its not called a black bulldozer its called A SKULLDOZER

    • @mr.e1048
      @mr.e1048 4 года назад +2

      I never see them. Well probably because I never play above overkill

    • @dnaderelmasry7973
      @dnaderelmasry7973 4 года назад

      Black bulldozer ? RACIST

  • @renamamiya5712
    @renamamiya5712 2 года назад +1

    I just realized now that at the part where converting a cop the shots perfectly lined up with the music beat

  • @anpa4863
    @anpa4863 2 года назад +6

    1:38 lol 😂

  • @CosFredAdventure
    @CosFredAdventure 4 года назад +160

    Playing as scarface :
    - everything’s okay ?
    - how much wood would a wodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?
    -...

    • @tonilawrence5968
      @tonilawrence5968 3 года назад +1

      Ah yes wodchuck

    • @yaro-gazoz
      @yaro-gazoz 3 года назад

      Me Playing as scarface Me also robs scarfaces Mansion

  • @Tox1cAshes
    @Tox1cAshes 5 лет назад +1374

    4:29 is what you want, 0.25 speed

    • @AntiDragon
      @AntiDragon 5 лет назад +188

      4:42 I want 2x speed

    • @skelchshow8496
      @skelchshow8496 5 лет назад +11

      Lmao

    • @NotFnny
      @NotFnny 5 лет назад +77

      4:30

    • @refleccos2079
      @refleccos2079 5 лет назад +83

      wow she got naked for a split second

    • @misterghoul9457
      @misterghoul9457 5 лет назад +52

      its a rongrong easter egg, you can find those in most, good hunting if you havent had the luxory of finding them all before

  • @LOLMGS
    @LOLMGS 3 года назад +6

    3:58 everyone messing with the AI be like :

  • @ericschuh9394
    @ericschuh9394 3 года назад +4

    The ending was great. Except for us it always ends up being "ok now escape" even sometimes when we do it stealth

  • @lælælæl0
    @lælælæl0 5 лет назад +2241

    Girls locker room: Ugh I hate PE
    Boys locker room: 1:59

    • @TrKm3W
      @TrKm3W 5 лет назад +96

      me and the boys when the alarm sounds in shadow raid

    • @cyclops9750
      @cyclops9750 5 лет назад +8

      Unknown User123 lmao 🤣 TRUEEE

    • @Cairo40000
      @Cairo40000 5 лет назад +9

      I NEED A MEDIC BAG!!!!!

    • @honyar124
      @honyar124 5 лет назад +3

      We be partying

    • @timberwolf2869
      @timberwolf2869 4 года назад +4

      whats the name of the song? :p

  • @teoyuxiangX3
    @teoyuxiangX3 7 лет назад +710

    HAS ANYBODY FOUND THE TIARA YET

    • @megashae468
      @megashae468 7 лет назад +29

      teoyuxiangX3 in the safe

    • @AndyAshes
      @AndyAshes 7 лет назад +58

      IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THE BACK

    • @Max200012
      @Max200012 7 лет назад +10

      oh my fucking God I hate this shit

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 7 лет назад +24

      GUYS FIND THE TIARA WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

    • @ladislavskop4601
      @ladislavskop4601 6 лет назад +5

      27 seconds on the OVERKILL, lets do th...

  • @janicecsw2280
    @janicecsw2280 Год назад +1

    Bro just imagine your a guard in a stealth mission and behind the bushes you here “guys, the thermal drill”

  • @OutbreakBoi
    @OutbreakBoi 2 года назад +3

    I just knew that last one would be a cloaker, it’s always the damn cloaker

  • @therothegreen1239
    @therothegreen1239 6 лет назад +590

    2:41 when my mom trying wake me up

  • @Shirwatel
    @Shirwatel 7 лет назад +346

    the escape van fail is soooo funny !!!
    that freakin' cloaker gets me everytime

    • @fuwameanssoft
      @fuwameanssoft 7 лет назад +1

      Shirwatel Simini Never actually seen a Cloaker. Might be because I'm not on PC so there is no Death Wish option.

    • @Shirwatel
      @Shirwatel 7 лет назад +1

      Alebrax it has nothing to do with pc , if you are playing payday 2 on xbox than you should get the compatibility pack for this game , & you must play it on Overkill difficulty !!
      This cloaker is a real pain in the ass !!

    • @fuwameanssoft
      @fuwameanssoft 7 лет назад

      Compatibility pack? Is that a DLC?

    • @Shirwatel
      @Shirwatel 7 лет назад

      Alebrax yes it is
      If you're on jtag/rgh here is a link to download the dlc :
      www.mediafire.com/folder/74x9f6yxy8a1w/Payday%202%20DLC

    • @dacheese111
      @dacheese111 7 лет назад +5

      If only 1 player is not in custody, cloakers can't charge. This is to prevent the game from being lost cheaply. THIS CARTOON IS INNACURATE.

  • @DoodleLing
    @DoodleLing Год назад

    I always pick safe locks, it's literally like half the time it takes for a drill to do it, and doesn't get jammed, but then if i get off I gotta restart

  • @bdgotclout7513
    @bdgotclout7513 Год назад +1

    i always have to come re watch this video every once in a while. LMAO

  • @evildeeds1874
    @evildeeds1874 5 лет назад +210

    last night i was doing cook off loud on death sentence( we wanted to see how long we would last, were not crazy) and 5 cloaker ran inside at once and violated our privacy , 2 of us are in therapy from the trauma

    • @Handlessuck1
      @Handlessuck1 4 года назад +7

      payday only allows 2 cloakers max at a time

    • @hypercam8173
      @hypercam8173 4 года назад +5

      It differs on what difficulty you're on.

    • @Handlessuck1
      @Handlessuck1 4 года назад +2

      @Coll of kids Coll of kids 2 i forgot about that sorry.

    • @matthewsquires8387
      @matthewsquires8387 4 года назад +1

      Holy fuck I had no Idea that many could even spawn in one place

    • @shadi2962
      @shadi2962 4 года назад +1

      Max amount of cloakers is 2 starting from very hard all the way up to death sentence, probably a mod

  • @Ian._
    @Ian._ 4 года назад +138

    4:58
    Stealth was never an option...

  • @justanaverageinternetuser2473
    @justanaverageinternetuser2473 2 года назад +2

    "Did you see that?"
    "See what?"
    "Exactly."

  • @garbage2882
    @garbage2882 2 года назад +1

    This video was one of the first times I saw Payday 2 and all I can say after 500 hours of gameplay is that this is accurate like hell.

  • @homelander7421
    @homelander7421 4 года назад +244

    1:55 for you sir or madam

  • @GingerDwarf
    @GingerDwarf 9 лет назад +358

    4:29 YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!

    • @adrianPeeee
      @adrianPeeee 9 лет назад +1

      Ginger Dwarf GOTT EEMMMMM

    • @Amonimus
      @Amonimus 9 лет назад

      Got it.

    • @ri2aweaboo
      @ri2aweaboo 9 лет назад +6

      Ginger Dwarf Please have my cookie

    • @GingerDwarf
      @GingerDwarf 9 лет назад +6

      Gamer Otaku I will gladly accept your cookie! Thank you~!

    • @Kumakintahu
      @Kumakintahu 9 лет назад

      Ginger Dwarf wow thanks!

  • @doctorh31l
    @doctorh31l 3 года назад +1

    i never played payday 2 but looks like fun and i like how the game trolls you and puts junk or another door behind the safes

  • @user-tz4vn9ny7g
    @user-tz4vn9ny7g 2 года назад +1

    I remember when modifiers for weapons were first introduced, I made dual pistols for 33-34 stealth, which was more than without weapons. And then I went with them on hidden missions.

  • @kitz567
    @kitz567 7 лет назад +896

    The last one is so true XD

    • @balazss7178
      @balazss7178 7 лет назад +12

      I knew that was going to happen! lel lel

    • @waldo3934
      @waldo3934 7 лет назад +20

      WeebMeme i hate the feeling when you are almost done and then sike

    • @sargentsteveEr
      @sargentsteveEr 7 лет назад +9

      WeebMeme GET THE FUCK UP

    • @waldo3934
      @waldo3934 7 лет назад +4

      one time i said good no cloakers here guess what happend 2 seconds later PS:i know the feeling

    • @tyleron5459
      @tyleron5459 7 лет назад +6

      Catano_Gaming cloakers wont take down last standing player/soloist. this video is just a joke but im laughing my ass off right now

  • @TheStrongVirus
    @TheStrongVirus 4 года назад +321

    Payday logic:
    *Heister fires all his bullets and starts to reload*
    Police SWAT unit comes round the corner with shotgun: “I’ve got you now.”
    Heister still reloading, completely defenceless: “Hands up.”
    SWAT: “Ah! Ok, I’m sorry.” *Drops weapon, raises hands*
    *Heister finishes reloading runs up and blasts him point blank in the face*

    • @Aptezo
      @Aptezo 3 года назад +4

      i mean the armor they have can take thousands of bullets

    • @Firefox7755
      @Firefox7755 3 года назад +5

      @@Aptezo *laughs in aced surefire, aced body expertise, aced Low Blow and HVT*

  • @realdexile
    @realdexile 3 года назад

    we need a full hour of these vids

  • @medic2847
    @medic2847 3 года назад +2

    2:53
    What's kinda ironic is according to the FBI Files for the Green FBI/Heavy Response Units, a SWAT member has to serve the SWAT team at least 10 years to be alleged into said FBI.

  • @lavalordgaming8066
    @lavalordgaming8066 5 лет назад +127

    0:40 hey Vsauce Michael here.

  • @revan2083
    @revan2083 4 года назад +471

    4:04 Anime subtitles be like:

  • @robbierootbeer8056
    @robbierootbeer8056 3 года назад

    the drill jamming is why you get the perk that gives it a 50% chance of restarting when you hit it AND the autorestart perk

  • @laraa.7596
    @laraa.7596 2 года назад +1

    This video is a masterpiece.

  • @jiri3138
    @jiri3138 4 года назад +332

    Plot twist: The Cloaker at 5:23 Was Hoxton trying to get his Mask Back

  • @apollyon4873
    @apollyon4873 5 лет назад +171

    Theres also that one kid that puts a suppressor on his judge for a steath mission, but then use HE rounds.

    • @piromancr387
      @piromancr387 5 лет назад +1

      Wait that is me,seriously i did not know why it doesent work .Thak you man.

    • @Freeemon
      @Freeemon 5 лет назад +5

      @@piromancr387 you used HE rounds in stealth and u didnt know why it didnt work?

    • @frostywhiskers5292
      @frostywhiskers5292 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @piromancr387
      @piromancr387 5 лет назад

      @@Freeemon yeah i was like infamy 8 and i did not do stealth mission ever because they always detect me ,but when i saw comment i passed my first stealth mission.

    • @06overshot13
      @06overshot13 5 лет назад

      U 001?

  • @BumpsOfTheGoose
    @BumpsOfTheGoose 3 года назад +2

    Payday 2 in a nutshell: staring at the mission selection screen, waiting for the perfect mission to pop up...
    20 mins later.
    !! There! Finally.
    Loading...
    You have been kicked

  • @ethangotreaux4882
    @ethangotreaux4882 Год назад +2

    I loved the part where the Kloecker drop kick the guy when he was about to escape

  • @The73MPL4R
    @The73MPL4R 8 лет назад +232

    Let's not forget pulling an infinite number of drills from nowhere but can't carry two keycards

    • @Inescapable
      @Inescapable 8 лет назад +27

      and how the characters can carry an ass ton of jewellery but only 9 cuffs

    • @danishshukryzen
      @danishshukryzen 8 лет назад +2

      rong rong always do that XD

    • @nathank-jw7uv
      @nathank-jw7uv 8 лет назад +1

      They can carry too, if everyone has 1 keycard and someone goes into custody they have 2 :P

    • @pooklee2198
      @pooklee2198 8 лет назад +5

      Or that key cards only have one use

  • @unstoppablebeast5742
    @unstoppablebeast5742 6 лет назад +292

    At 2:41 Dallas's voice turned to chains voice

    • @taroxw
      @taroxw 5 лет назад +13

      Puberty man

    • @Kamal_AL-Hinai
      @Kamal_AL-Hinai 5 лет назад

      DatCrazyduck 599 yes I knoe

    • @DragonGuy24
      @DragonGuy24 5 лет назад +3

      How bout’ you shut up and get the fuck up

    • @hereitcgaming9294
      @hereitcgaming9294 5 лет назад

      Chains is Dallas anger voice (And the mean one in his head)

  • @CraftedLeah4545
    @CraftedLeah4545 2 года назад

    *we beg for a updated sequel, p l e a s e this is legendary*

  • @aheadfullofdreams3176
    @aheadfullofdreams3176 2 года назад +1

    Playing as Jiro:
    Guard: everything's ok?
    Jiro: >speaks japanese<
    Guard: understandable, have a nice day.

  • @patu9846
    @patu9846 7 лет назад +494

    Payday in a Nutshell:
    Play a hard game and get 3milj $
    Be like ''OMG THATS LOT MONEY''
    Buy gun
    0$ left

    • @skinnypenis4373
      @skinnypenis4373 7 лет назад +42

      PatU most of that shit goes to offshore u will get like 50k lmao

    • @antowill3133
      @antowill3133 7 лет назад +1

      Skinny penis atleast you could bet that shit

    • @iceoriental123
      @iceoriental123 7 лет назад +7

      Damn taxes

    • @KoNkYDoNgV2
      @KoNkYDoNgV2 7 лет назад +10

      PatU more like buy an attachment

    • @dzenever
      @dzenever 7 лет назад +1

      Christian Gibbia yeah

  • @ocean_booi
    @ocean_booi 5 лет назад +220

    1:58 Me, the boys and our alien friend after storming area 51.

    • @FiregodJMM
      @FiregodJMM 4 года назад +1

      Play this at 0.25

    • @echo5989
      @echo5989 4 года назад

      I guess the alien is Cloaker

    • @dritz_1141
      @dritz_1141 4 года назад

      I fear no alien but that thing (Cloaker) IT SCARES ME

    • @Chris69420_
      @Chris69420_ 4 года назад

      @@echo5989 fart and screams confirmed

    • @echo5989
      @echo5989 4 года назад

      @@Chris69420_ Negative

  • @jasminedannov6994
    @jasminedannov6994 Год назад +1

    A cloaker when the teammates are in custody? Wait, that's illegal

  • @dauniverseitself
    @dauniverseitself 2 года назад +1

    1:52 that phone animation is soooo clean i love it