POV: Your Guardian Angel is a Tomboy Delinquent [ASMR RP] [Comfort] [Light Tsundere] [FULL SERIES!]

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024

Комментарии • 94

  • @Echo2-2
    @Echo2-2 9 месяцев назад +76

    The waffle maker was the most important part of the story, lol. In all seriousness, I really liked the progression in this one. It felt very natural. Keep up the wonderful work, Velvet!

  • @DefrostedChicken
    @DefrostedChicken 8 месяцев назад +19

    “Tsundere tomboy delinquent guardian angel”, bro is collecting tags like they’re Infinity Stones

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  8 месяцев назад +6

      Gotta hit all those juicy, juicy keywords! ✌️

  • @thomasthecrunkengine3512
    @thomasthecrunkengine3512 9 месяцев назад +25

    100% when she talked about fighting a big leafy guy I thought she squared up with the Jolly Green Giant 😆

  • @TheYounglingSlayer
    @TheYounglingSlayer 9 месяцев назад +144

    Not exactly sure how I was assigned a roommate when I'm the highest ranking officer in this fleet, but I guess I'm stuck with her. I'll take the couch tonight, but it's still MY bed!

    • @whatever_you_do_Mirage_no
      @whatever_you_do_Mirage_no 9 месяцев назад +11

      Anakin are you forgetting about me? Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi ring a bell?

    • @clonewarsenthusiast5711
      @clonewarsenthusiast5711 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@whatever_you_do_Mirage_noGoodness! How dare he forgot his master!

    • @EmmaTheSmol
      @EmmaTheSmol 9 месяцев назад +1

      love all your comments they make every video even better

    • @Wolfer13579
      @Wolfer13579 8 месяцев назад +1

      What happened to Padmè?

    • @JaredSmith2.0
      @JaredSmith2.0 7 месяцев назад +2

      Well, you ARE the highest ranking member on the fleet, and you ARE on the council, but we never gave you the rank of master.

  • @holopilot2241
    @holopilot2241 9 месяцев назад +15

    “That’s a plan, I don’t do those” has to be the most I have ever related to an asmr script, lol. Excellent work, Velvet!

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 9 месяцев назад +13

    Legend says she was cast out of heaven after eating all the angel food cake.

  • @valleyard8674
    @valleyard8674 9 месяцев назад +11

    "Are you sure she can take care of him?"
    "Take care of him? Ah, you didn't read his file right? It's the opposite, he'll basically be a role model."
    "Shouldn't that be... another angel?"
    "Well... It's not like she really likes other angels to be fair... So... a human..."
    Great stuff
    40:11 fish

  • @pjnoonan2211
    @pjnoonan2211 9 месяцев назад +13

    Most accurate drunk friend audio ever. XD

  • @AC-sj5rj
    @AC-sj5rj 9 месяцев назад +10

    Haven't got the time to listen but just wanted to say i really appreciate these long audios they fill the asmr stomach real good, the tomboy voice is also one of my favorites

  • @ZayZenBlaze
    @ZayZenBlaze 9 месяцев назад +13

    Sounds like a fun twist on a guardian Angel as far as I’m concerned! My take is, as long as she still genuinely cares about us and wants to see us succeed, then she’s fine in my book. Sounds like something akin to a messy roommate who may not look it, but generally means well. Plus, the summary makes me think (in certain ways) of a certain anime about unconventional angels. ^_^

  • @IronPiedmont
    @IronPiedmont 9 месяцев назад +10

    This was a certified buddy chicken moment! Every moment of this audio just screamed PRECIOUS! Great work, Velvet!

  • @simplydave9649
    @simplydave9649 8 месяцев назад +2

    I like this one. No romance build-up or any of that, just two dorks being homies and being intimate.

  • @HanMestov
    @HanMestov 9 месяцев назад +2

    Tsundere tomboy delinquent and an angel to boot? Checking off the entire list here

  • @primrosevale1995
    @primrosevale1995 9 месяцев назад +2

    Pepper: * _Pointing out my picture in my high-school yearbook and saying how cute I was_ *
    Me, who was never in my high-school yearbook: 😐
    Seriously though this was wonderfully performed, you really make it clear just how bad a place she is at the start and how her time spent with the listener has improved both of their lives. You give real credence to the natural growth of their friendship, and the smugness and sharp banter they have just makes you smile. Great job on this one!

  • @CaliburnVT
    @CaliburnVT 9 месяцев назад +9

    This one is crazy good, funny as hell. As always love your work Vel, and fantastic job. (Congrats on 60k)

  • @that1otherJake
    @that1otherJake 9 месяцев назад +2

    Of freaking course my guardian angel is a sarcastic pothead. That explains how I'm so accident prone. 😂

  • @theunskilledshinigami7623
    @theunskilledshinigami7623 9 месяцев назад +1

    That's a lot of character tropes in one package. I don't have nearly an hour to spare right now, but I'll save this to my watch later.

  • @ProblematicHuman
    @ProblematicHuman 9 месяцев назад +1

    She is perfect and I want an angel just like her. Wonderful audio

  • @TigerBlacks
    @TigerBlacks 9 месяцев назад +2

    Naaawwww, so damn sweet, im melting away, right now o:

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 9 месяцев назад +1

    A truly heavenly fall

  • @christiansilva7578
    @christiansilva7578 9 месяцев назад +1

    This one is one of my new favorites, for sure.

  • @zackihen4905
    @zackihen4905 9 месяцев назад +2

    She might've fallen from grace... But hopefully before long she'll fall into my arms!
    Congratulations on 60k Subscribers!
    Much love from UK Vel!
    😄💙

  • @teamdizy660
    @teamdizy660 8 месяцев назад +1

    “Hey I can be proud down here”
    Ehhhhh, more or less

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  8 месяцев назад

      Prideful jerks are a dime a dozen down here, so she'll be fine, I think. She may even get bored with feeling proud of herself!

  • @johnnivek9653
    @johnnivek9653 9 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly if given the opportunity to toke up with an angel I'd take them up on it in a heartbeat.

  • @moussacamara909
    @moussacamara909 9 месяцев назад +1

    As a fan of Tensou Sentai Goseiger,I enjoyed this

  • @yukirosolaras3043
    @yukirosolaras3043 9 месяцев назад +1

    My dog was named Pepper.
    This was nice. Thank you.

  • @ArtiFicer-e7g
    @ArtiFicer-e7g 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Blaze it up"
    Angel offerin to sling that green like they in cheech and chong. Respectable.

  • @retromcrad3579
    @retromcrad3579 5 месяцев назад

    This is what I think, what my guardian angel would be really like

  • @Anonymous-o6t6p
    @Anonymous-o6t6p 9 месяцев назад +1

    Yippee i love long audios

  • @josephbrown4768
    @josephbrown4768 9 месяцев назад

    These titles are just awesome.
    >tsundere tomboy delinquent guardian angel
    I love it when we throw the internet at the wall and stick the landing. 😅 Great work Vanilla. 👏

  • @izzyheimburger3313
    @izzyheimburger3313 6 месяцев назад

    The Donkey quote at the end

  • @IZAAK-ZK
    @IZAAK-ZK 9 месяцев назад

    Tsundere tomboy? If I learned anything here, that’s Vel’s natural element.

  • @samwise134
    @samwise134 9 месяцев назад

    This gives me major P&SwithG vibes and I’m digging it

  • @Im-Cyber
    @Im-Cyber 9 месяцев назад

    Yo an hour of tomboy content? And Vel's tomboy content? That's the best kind!

  • @erikohman2294
    @erikohman2294 8 месяцев назад

    Dang, the charm!

  • @thegentlemen6729
    @thegentlemen6729 9 месяцев назад +1

    So shes a fallenish angle that needs help getting back into heavan kinda. Now the question is does she want to go back?

  • @zambekiller
    @zambekiller 9 месяцев назад

    This is a fine living arrangement you want a devils kiss margarita? Or something else

  • @Pickled_Jar
    @Pickled_Jar 9 месяцев назад

    Thank you so much for reading my script! I think this turned out awesome, and your little tweaks made it even better. Hell yeah heaven is unionized lmao. However the thought that they're not allowed to have stuffed animals makes me sad lol.

  • @rickmcqueen9760
    @rickmcqueen9760 9 месяцев назад

    This was really really good. Love the accent by the way. 😂❤😊

  • @derbartschmied
    @derbartschmied 9 месяцев назад

    Hellyeah, Tsundere tomboy Delinquent Guardian angels are my favorit! How did you know 😂

  • @mikevthewisp
    @mikevthewisp 23 дня назад

    I burst out laughing to onion ring on my head 🤣

  • @t-r-e-x452
    @t-r-e-x452 9 месяцев назад

    I need this. Really need this. Story time.
    Our house is over a hundred years old. It's got an old heater that has a broken wire. We need to call someone to come fix it. However, the room in the basement is an absolute mess with a bunch of junk. So for the past 3 days, it's been nothing but. . . . clean, clean, clean. And I have 0 mental energy to do any of my projects.
    I have autism. I'd rather be doing my projects than cleaning. I hate cleaning!
    Yesterday, I almost made a dumb decision of cancelling my projects and handing them over to someone else. But a good friend of mine had this to say to me-
    "You listen to me. There are going to be times where family and personal life come first. It may not be fun all the time, but family is as crucial as your passions. When my mother died, I put a temporary shut down on ALL of my projects in order to heal. And I'm also handling other stuff with family at the moment too, like bills and driving lessons. Besides, you clearly put a lot of passion into your stuff. So I strongly advise you put your stuff on a temporary hiatus so you can focus on helping out with your family. And when things have calmed down and you have regained your energy, you can go back to your projects. It would be a complete waste to just give it up all because of personal things interfering constantly."
    That kick in the ass is what I needed. So my projects are on ice (XD) until the situation is fixed.
    Crushes during high school, huh? Um. . . . there was more than one girl I had a crush on back in my freshman year. How many? Well. . . less than a hundred but more than 2. And how many did I end up going out with? 0. Reasons:
    1. Taken
    2. Focus on education
    3. Not interested
    4. Some combination of 2 # 3.

  • @flannelmcdaniel
    @flannelmcdaniel 9 месяцев назад

    The onion ring line was honestly kinda funny

  • @TheDirestraits91
    @TheDirestraits91 9 месяцев назад +1

    Great audio as always ❤

  • @GregPrice-ep2dk
    @GregPrice-ep2dk 9 месяцев назад

    She may not be a perfect angel, but she's OUR angel. The other angels can go to the Hot Place!

  • @ghostlightningboi5618
    @ghostlightningboi5618 9 месяцев назад

    Vanilla Velvet pre human incarnation. 💗💫🧿🕊

  • @ArceusZer035
    @ArceusZer035 9 месяцев назад

    💚 These are gonna be the best waffles, especially because we get to enjoy them together. 💚

  • @Undocumented_almond
    @Undocumented_almond 9 месяцев назад +1

    Little does she know we're actually allergic to waffles

  • @jdoe4040
    @jdoe4040 9 месяцев назад

    Crying women/angels get me every time.

  • @DomainofInsanityA113
    @DomainofInsanityA113 9 месяцев назад

    Heeyyyyy, don't make fun of my halo!!
    Angels need a snack now and then too..

  • @lolno-e2y
    @lolno-e2y 8 месяцев назад

    "Hah take thaf Gabriel" *Me proceeding to get Ultrakill flashbacks*

  • @Tom_Nu
    @Tom_Nu 9 месяцев назад

    Excited to listen to this later! Thank you VV

  • @finnishthefinnish415
    @finnishthefinnish415 9 месяцев назад

    who doesnt like a protector who kinda half asses the protection part

  • @burningfox4252
    @burningfox4252 9 месяцев назад

    Thats alot of setup for a shrek reference XD gereat work❤

  • @cristianaforbes7330
    @cristianaforbes7330 5 месяцев назад +1

    (Exclaimer this is all a joke of what I'm about to say) An angel In all knowing being Crafted Help those go to their afterlife and you call them Pepper

  • @Jinto021
    @Jinto021 7 месяцев назад

    The fact that Pepper doesn’t mention Peanut Butter as a waffle topping made me laugh.

  • @AvarageAlaskan123
    @AvarageAlaskan123 9 месяцев назад +1

    I want these waffles she keeps talking about

    • @Echo2-2
      @Echo2-2 9 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai 9 месяцев назад

    Guardian Angel roommate? She is going to get so sick of how much I recite Scripture to her and describe her own responsibilities and behaviors to her and why she shouldn't get rid of my boss even though I really want her to. That woman is the only bad thing about my job.
    Also, my high school yearbook won't do her any good, considering I hit my max height of 5'9" when I was eight years old and have looked the same since I was thirteen.
    Biblically-accurate empathy training would be a specialty for me; that stuff's been my bread and butter for a quarter of a century!
    Also, love the Shrek reference at the end, lol.

  • @Liliumlovecraft
    @Liliumlovecraft 9 месяцев назад

    I have a strange feeling that this is just vel being vel

  • @RX-0ASMREnjoyer
    @RX-0ASMREnjoyer 8 месяцев назад

    She's a guardian angel, she's supposed to protect me, not to make me want to protect her

  • @yandereneko5523
    @yandereneko5523 9 месяцев назад

    Ah yes nothing but Neko, his delinquent guardian angel, and a fort of neko's plushies standing in between them.

  • @FatYajirobe
    @FatYajirobe 9 месяцев назад

    This audio was actually all an elaborate set up to make a donkey reference.

    • @Pickled_Jar
      @Pickled_Jar 9 месяцев назад

      I can neither confirm nor deny.

  • @snipsnip3797
    @snipsnip3797 9 месяцев назад

    This was SO GOOD

  • @logans8517
    @logans8517 7 месяцев назад +1

    Pepper: tomorrow I’ll make you 🧇.
    But tomorrow never came.
    So the dear listener sits in eternal darkness waiting for the cosmic entity to fall back into a sound slumber so they can be graced with the best cat shaped waffles that a mortal can dream of. The taste of said waffles said to be the start of the great syrup war mythed to be still splitting angle kind

    • @viaxxl
      @viaxxl 6 месяцев назад +1

      Damn bro 😢

  • @chasepalestrant1264
    @chasepalestrant1264 9 месяцев назад

    dude needs to get a waffle maker like you have a friend who wants to make waffles.

  • @ASMR-sq4bp
    @ASMR-sq4bp 9 месяцев назад

    Pepper: "No way!!"
    Me: "Yahweh."

  • @Duncan_Burtt
    @Duncan_Burtt 9 месяцев назад

    Love the Shrek reference!

  • @MR_Angelgd
    @MR_Angelgd 9 месяцев назад

    Ima make sure in a year she no longer my roommate😭 She sounds perfect ngl 😭

  • @tylerferguson3193
    @tylerferguson3193 9 месяцев назад

    Hope you'll have a good day c:

  • @stuntranger74
    @stuntranger74 9 месяцев назад

    Can’t…, stop…, laughing!!!! I ❤️ pepper❣️ I ❤️ this video❣️❣️ thank you so much velvet, you made my day❣️❣️❣️ ❤️

  • @Punny_Guy
    @Punny_Guy 9 месяцев назад

    i want waffles now XD

  • @Ghostofpast
    @Ghostofpast 9 месяцев назад

    15:26
    Must.... not... elooooope

  • @soralantern3073
    @soralantern3073 8 месяцев назад +1

    So what do I have to do to get my own Angel Wings?

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  8 месяцев назад

      I think if they don't come equipped standard off the assembly line, you're out of luck. But I hear halos can be acquired through good deeds and such!

  • @clipityclappers8085
    @clipityclappers8085 8 месяцев назад

    08:49 oh shit im being called out. 😅

  • @sgtdeadwolf8015
    @sgtdeadwolf8015 5 месяцев назад

    We eat pancakes in this house!

  • @kristhetankhunter2730
    @kristhetankhunter2730 9 месяцев назад

    Very nice!!!!!!!

  • @mr.vesper5659
    @mr.vesper5659 9 месяцев назад

    Oh well you're perfect love so don't worry

  • @branwe5557
    @branwe5557 9 месяцев назад

    😊❤

  • @I_urge_to_count
    @I_urge_to_count 9 месяцев назад

    48

  • @SooshiRole
    @SooshiRole 9 месяцев назад

    absolutely cackled at the last second shrek reference 😭😭

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 9 месяцев назад

    a surprise to be sure but a welcome one😊
    this is where the fun begins 🫂
    i think both fit here