The Car Wanted Her Autograph

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @Renger_
    @Renger_ Год назад +16320

    BRO WENT OUTSIDE?!?!?!

  • @Noomagenial
    @Noomagenial Год назад +8310

    The way he immediately grabbed the "trash" from her hand and threw it in the truck got me wheezing 😭

    • @DoctorX17
      @DoctorX17 Год назад +733

      Personally I would have said "I have a gift for you" to make it clear XD hopefully it wasn't anything fragile

    • @connerwilson142
      @connerwilson142 Год назад +739

      It didn't help that she put it in a plastic bag like that 😂

    • @afridgetoofar1818
      @afridgetoofar1818 Год назад +2

      I mean, he's a garbage man. What else would you expect him to do?

    • @gagetaylor192
      @gagetaylor192 Год назад +330

      @@connerwilson142 Yeah like if you're gonna give a gift to a garbage man don't make it look so much like a bag of trash you forgot to put in the bin.

    • @Snozzer
      @Snozzer Год назад +218

      @@DoctorX17 Honestly, just being on the job I would've taken even that phrasing as a little joke. Specifically I think you'd have to straight up say off the bat, "This isn't trash, it's a gift for you or your coworkers!"

  • @EncryptedOS
    @EncryptedOS Год назад +5341

    My sincerest condolences to all of the injured ankles in today’s video.

    • @gamingwarrior2522
      @gamingwarrior2522 Год назад +1

      07

    • @JustDoIt12131
      @JustDoIt12131 Год назад +41

      Including Daily Dose's for going outside.

    • @cologist
      @cologist Год назад +3

      Lol that sh!t was crunchy!

    • @aeea3306
      @aeea3306 Год назад +1

      Somebody was hurt.

    • @evakazoo
      @evakazoo Год назад +2

      EncryptedOS? Man what’s the point of a block feature when I can still see this account after all this time

  • @xanderperry998
    @xanderperry998 Год назад +3706

    That lady calling the squirrel fat in 20 different words got me lol 😂😂💀

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 Год назад +46

      And the squirrel got her. 😂

    • @DJReRun
      @DJReRun Год назад +117

      Squirrel might be preggers. Ask Mark Rober.

    • @CCease2014
      @CCease2014 Год назад +30

      The squirrel might have eaten a big chunk of the pumpkin bcs it looks like it’s eating it

    • @Ottee2
      @Ottee2 Год назад +30

      Dat squirrel been spending too much time at the nutbar.

    • @Pentti_Hilkuri
      @Pentti_Hilkuri Год назад +35

      Big Chungus

  • @genericname0993
    @genericname0993 Год назад +369

    That lady did NOT need to diss the squirrel that hard💀

  • @mr.christopher79
    @mr.christopher79 Год назад +4321

    props to the mom for falling with grace while protecting her child

    • @Yezpahr
      @Yezpahr Год назад +153

      Grace... yea, sure xD.
      I physically cringed at the sight of that ankle folding inward.

    • @mr.christopher79
      @mr.christopher79 Год назад +26

      @@Yezpahr fold is exactly the terminology that describes it

    • @supervegito2277
      @supervegito2277 Год назад +9

      @@Yezpahr I have a bit of... experience with that specific type of injury.
      Odds are she will be fine in a couple of minutes, though maybe a bit hungry.

    • @tinysatan1155
      @tinysatan1155 Год назад +1

      @@Yezpahr it’s definitely more grateful than what I would’ve landed lol 😂

    • @mirza2105
      @mirza2105 Год назад +17

      "You didn’t see that there, did ya?"

  • @ewill3435
    @ewill3435 Год назад +2914

    What a wonderful woman; garbage collectors have one of the most thankless jobs, yet critical in our daily lives. During the summer I try to leave out water bottles for them, and I am more than willing to be stuck behind a garbage truck than blast past honking my horn since without them, suburbia would be swimming in their own consumerism!

    • @Madchimpz
      @Madchimpz Год назад +70

      They should be appreciated, but don't worry, they get paid pretty well.

    • @sutil5078
      @sutil5078 Год назад +11

      I would keep that secret , unless you say it to encourage others, otherwise you reward maybe only couple of thousand youtube "likes". Salam

    • @OReily08080
      @OReily08080 Год назад +21

      ​@@sutil5078personally, i didn't see it like that. You're not wrong tho, but once I read it, I considered doing it

    • @fatboywonder355
      @fatboywonder355 Год назад +6

      Garbage collectors make serious bank, I wouldn't call it "thankless"

    • @PlatypusMessiah1
      @PlatypusMessiah1 Год назад

      Aren’t they usually inmates?

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk Год назад +194

    One of the most wholesome no bullshit RUclipsrs out there.
    Protect him at all cost.

    • @vgryn
      @vgryn Год назад +9

      You got that right!

  • @John_Conner222
    @John_Conner222 Год назад +1345

    My dog used to sneeze like that too. For anyone else with this problem this is what is happening. The dog has a sensitive nose and when it sneezes it HITS the nose on the surface (in this case the blanket on the bed) which triggers a sneeze response, in which it hits its nose again and will repeat. You have to hold the dogs head up. For mine I gently placed my arm under her neck and supported her head. Eventually the sneezing cycle stops because she is no longer striking her nose on the surface causing a sneezing reaction.

    • @SGames69
      @SGames69 Год назад +1

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g I am Muslim but this is not the Place.

    • @wero1799
      @wero1799 Год назад +28

      Also if it repeats often it can mean cancer of the nose or air ways

    • @matiaanjansenvanrensburg771
      @matiaanjansenvanrensburg771 Год назад

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g we invite you to worship Jesus alone. Accepting his forgiveness of your sins makes you a servant of God

    • @spookyscaryskellytons1327
      @spookyscaryskellytons1327 Год назад +5

      That's so good to know! Thanks

    • @AnciLindkvist
      @AnciLindkvist Год назад +2

      Kanske noskvalster.

  • @noobwithaplan
    @noobwithaplan Год назад +4065

    I'm still trying to figure out if that comment about the child being better at math than us was a compliment to him or an insult to us 😂

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 Год назад +253

      Both

    • @noobwithaplan
      @noobwithaplan Год назад +95

      ​@dehydratedwater9806 yeah I guess you could say that ADDS up

    • @Art.and.Hamsters
      @Art.and.Hamsters Год назад +7

      Yeah

    • @Art.and.Hamsters
      @Art.and.Hamsters Год назад

      @theguywhoasked284 Get away bot 😤

    • @tonetic804
      @tonetic804 Год назад +121

      tbh he was just adding 13 over and over again which isn’t insanely difficult but it’s still very impressive for his age

  • @aa-ze5cz
    @aa-ze5cz Год назад +589

    Cattails (last clip) are great survival plants to find. They are numerous components of the plant you can eat (the younger stems can be eaten raw and are pretty tasty) and the brown fluff that you see is EXCELLENT fire starting material. They are a great source of numerous benefits if in a survival situation.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Год назад +17

      Don't tell them about Dandelions!!!

    • @Sapphire3759
      @Sapphire3759 Год назад +13

      Unless you're allergic to them

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 Год назад +20

      If God had wanted me to eat plants he would've given me a set of udders

    • @dustinduzgames1276
      @dustinduzgames1276 Год назад +13

      That's why so many women are vegetarians

    • @averycheesypotato
      @averycheesypotato Год назад +3

      Yeah but don’t eat the fluff though 🤣
      It isn’t hotdog!

  • @NineHundredDollarydoos
    @NineHundredDollarydoos Год назад +122

    I relate to that poor dog on a primal level. Sneezing endlessly and not being able to stop is one of the worst feelings ever.

    • @EpicJman6
      @EpicJman6 4 месяца назад

      You are wrong it’s hilarious and awesone

    • @foreverpainful
      @foreverpainful 4 месяца назад

      but it does feel kinda good

  • @Picobits
    @Picobits Год назад +3055

    Mom still holding onto the baby after tripping over the package was some serious parenting skill

    • @AndrewDasilvaPLT
      @AndrewDasilvaPLT Год назад +51

      I've done that with a drink in my hand and didn't spill a drop.

    • @theboredbraxton6900
      @theboredbraxton6900 Год назад

      @MsMemesOGshut up bot

    • @quik4783
      @quik4783 Год назад +35

      no it is not, it is instinctual

    • @LnmHive
      @LnmHive Год назад +58

      the automatic reflexes are crazy, the mind thinks about holding whatever you have on hand to keep it safe and at the same time protect you from the fall with the other hand

    • @dixienormus6167
      @dixienormus6167 Год назад +16

      Na teaching a kid to multiply by 13 is serious parenting skills

  • @shuaybkhan4188
    @shuaybkhan4188 Год назад +472

    The fact bro was able to stay upright while roller skating like that deserves an award
    Ameen to first reply 👇

    • @vaningram6167
      @vaningram6167 Год назад

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g Muhammad was a false prophet. He was not a messenger of the true God.

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 Год назад +3

      My skating method was to hunch down as much as possible to lower my center of gravity. It was pretty successful considering I only skated at parties a couple times per year. I never learned how to get moving and always had to push off the wall, so I was in trouble when I did fall.

    • @spookyscaryskellytons1327
      @spookyscaryskellytons1327 Год назад +3

      @@palaceofwisdom9448 one time after not having skated for years I made the mistake of going down the hill outside my house immediately without having practiced braking first... unlike you, I had to crash into a wall somewhere halfway to stop lmao. No protection gear on, I suspect that would have been many broken bones had I continued, the wall seemed more comfortable

  • @Fr0zenEagle
    @Fr0zenEagle Год назад +861

    I'm laughing way too hard at you calling them wild hotdogs.

    • @grbmajor6645
      @grbmajor6645 Год назад +32

      They are Cattails, but definitely look like corndogs.

    • @TheRealDrJoey
      @TheRealDrJoey Год назад +36

      And he planted about a million cattails doing that.

    • @lifewuzonceezr
      @lifewuzonceezr Год назад +8

      Yum....aaaaahhhhspit spit spit.. says a gullible baby sister

    • @jefferystgeorge5147
      @jefferystgeorge5147 Год назад +9

      ​@@lifewuzonceezrwe're still talking about cattails, right? 😂

    • @BeckyNosferatu
      @BeckyNosferatu Год назад +3

      At least he didn't eat it. xD

  • @revan4130
    @revan4130 Год назад +80

    2:37 Oh man this takes me back so much. About 10 years ago me and 4 of my friends had a "Cattali war". There was a huge pond and ditch behind my house and we were cracking those cattails and throwing them, after 5 min it looked like it was snowing. Those things are so cool. You "crack" them and toss em and it was like a full grenade of snow. Best childhood memory EVER

    • @revan4130
      @revan4130 Год назад

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g I worship Jesus Christ. Kinda a weird message since what I said lol but yeah Jesus is my God

    • @electricspider2267
      @electricspider2267 Год назад

      Its spamming that in like every comment

    • @MissyQ12345
      @MissyQ12345 Год назад

      Yeah, report spam.

    • @AND-od5jt
      @AND-od5jt 2 месяца назад

      Those are great for starting a fire too.
      Just to clarify: in a survival situation or while camping -- don't burn them "uncontrolled" (the hot air would prolly spread them quite quickly...)

  • @maramackenzie-mann
    @maramackenzie-mann Год назад +325

    My dog used to do that as well, we eventually figured out that with every sneeze he bounced his nose off of the bed and irritated it again, causing another sneeze. A process that repeated until he finally looked up and sneezed and suddenly all was well.

    • @KaleidoAbridged
      @KaleidoAbridged Год назад +30

      It could be due to the fabric, or the facric softener.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV Год назад +13

      I agree, the constant rubbing of his nose into the sheets irritates him.

    • @Beam3178
      @Beam3178 Год назад +8

      I was looking for this comment, when they sneeze they slap their nose on the floor which then causes another sneeze

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast Год назад +1

      ​@@Beam3178It seems like that would be less likely to happen with dogs that had legs of a normal length.

    • @averycheesypotato
      @averycheesypotato Год назад +1

      @@Primalxbeast You’d think so, but it can happen with any dog. They just can’t figure out sneezes for some reason.

  • @JoeBob79569
    @JoeBob79569 Год назад +449

    I love the _"You didn't see that there, did ya?"_ and then she goes tumbling herself.. 🤣

    • @hangtownranger
      @hangtownranger Год назад +10

      I wish we heard the rest of it. Is she the type that lashed out at him, “you were in my way”
      Or the type to ask for her “can you help take sissy”
      Or laugh at the irony “I guess I didn’t see it either” 😂
      *edited spelling

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 Год назад +1

      My thoughts exactly

    • @ryanbarry7670
      @ryanbarry7670 Год назад +18

      ​@@hangtownrangerthe full version she just slides the package out the eay and calls it the "package of hell"

    • @peachparee7647
      @peachparee7647 Год назад +6

      ​@@ryanbarry7670 Lmao that's the best response

    • @penksglid7475
      @penksglid7475 Год назад +6

      ​@hangtownranger before the mom does or say anything else to the kid she asks if he's alright and when she falls she holds onto her daughter with dear life. Right after she realized everyone's okay she laughs and giggles instead of getting mad.

  • @mostmrduck8350
    @mostmrduck8350 Год назад +104

    0:52 Damm she didn't have to do the squirrel like that

  • @avatar4715
    @avatar4715 Год назад +13

    2:21 Judging by the hand movements, I think the kid knows abacus...

  • @cursedseagullgames
    @cursedseagullgames Год назад +746

    On one hand, I'm very impressed by the lil bab that knows math so well, but on the other hand, I'm severely depressed for them. Hope he can avoid "former gifted kid" syndrome when he's older, and that studying can become a good habit to prevent it.

    • @Arun999
      @Arun999 Год назад +33

      Meh. Would rather have him memorize math numbers than every line of a Disney movie or a taylor swift album

    • @fordo5361
      @fordo5361 Год назад +21

      @@Arun999 you say that as if kids do that

    • @C.ODubhlaoich-sp3to
      @C.ODubhlaoich-sp3to Год назад +19

      ​​@oversearingI mean if it's just memory it's still good memory. But when you're doing math that is based around one number (like 13 in this case) and it just goes in order the whole way, you eventually do just remember it rather than do the problem in your head.

    • @johna.zoidberg3049
      @johna.zoidberg3049 Год назад +1

      And DDI just roasted our math skills with their comment on that video. 🥲

    • @Serena-or7sl
      @Serena-or7sl Год назад +18

      ​@@Arun999 memorizing multiplication tables prevents understanding them AND stunts the ability to understand and solve math altogether.
      Memorizing math in general is a terrible way to "get good grades" in math.l; the difference between the "good kids" that did elementary level math by memorizing it and the ones that "winged it" shows quite early and becomes big quickly. All of the kids I knew that memorized had their grades drop significantly in middle school (!). The grades didn't recover much after that and the kids were quite bummed (from first of class to struggling).
      I myself saw this effect the only time I tried to memorize a single math subject - I got the worst grade of my entire schooling and I had trouble understanding the subject for years.
      It's way better to memorize poetry, if the aim is to provide "more value" if you feel like movies don't provide enough "value".

  • @ChloeSollenberger-ks7lc
    @ChloeSollenberger-ks7lc Год назад +338

    Props to the mom who safely protected her baby from falling

  • @shadowki5687
    @shadowki5687 Год назад +46

    1:47 it looks like her ankle is what tripped also i'm glad she made sure to dtill support the baby even during the fall

  • @TaccRaccoon
    @TaccRaccoon Год назад +30

    2:15 it was satisfying until that slurp

    • @danir6695
      @danir6695 9 месяцев назад +1

      Made my skin crawl hearing it!

  • @DnT23
    @DnT23 Год назад +615

    You probably not even see this, but thank you for all the work you put into this!

    • @loco4loco
      @loco4loco Год назад +12

      Is a an ai is neot real never hax

    • @DailyDoseOfInternet
      @DailyDoseOfInternet  Год назад +267

      @@loco4loco????

    • @saskia6148
      @saskia6148 Год назад +14

      LMAO

    • @mwzngd1679
      @mwzngd1679 Год назад +110

      lol he replied but not for the reason you'd expect

    • @Jayfive276
      @Jayfive276 Год назад

      @@DailyDoseOfInternet Stop replying to the bots and remove them. Do you know what an absolute shitshow every comment section is? Ban these accounts.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +738

    The fact she said "are you okay" and dog stopped sneezing is proof shes a wizard

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 Год назад +62

    1:32 This is why everyone should be a calm gamer.
    And not an angry gamer.

    • @JillKnapp
      @JillKnapp Год назад

      Or choose games that aren't designed to make people angry.

    • @Magst3r1
      @Magst3r1 Год назад +6

      I don't even get how people can get this mad playing games, the angriest I've ever been from videogames made me punch a pillow.

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Год назад +1

      I’m not an angry gamer

    • @upscale9109
      @upscale9109 Год назад

      ​@@matthewboire6843
      you say that but you take a look behind you and remember the hundreds spent on wall repairs and monitors

    • @fartmnms
      @fartmnms Год назад +2

      You can get angry but you also need to know how to react when you're angry and thinking of damaging property as a bad habit to avoid at all costs

  • @omigawdd
    @omigawdd Год назад +29

    The video with them tripping over the package was kind of impressive. That mom held on to that baby perfect even though she fell. ❤

    • @moviesbye9294
      @moviesbye9294 10 месяцев назад

      Amazon out here trying to kill people.

  • @scoon2117
    @scoon2117 Год назад +40

    00:40 is art for real put that in a museum.

    • @gossbert_25
      @gossbert_25 Год назад

      The crooks reference

    • @scoon2117
      @scoon2117 Год назад

      @@gossbert_25 never seen it :[]

  • @gamenick9
    @gamenick9 Год назад +79

    2:00 Oh it's a Snake treadmill. xD

    • @tetraploid5000
      @tetraploid5000 Год назад +4

      GET THAT WORKOUT!!!!!!

    • @chowder9986
      @chowder9986 Год назад +4

      The snake is most definitely stressed cuz not moving on a surface like that causes immense stress in snakes which ain’t good for em just wanted to educate you on that so if u get a snake u don’t do this stuff

    • @gamenick9
      @gamenick9 Год назад +1

      @@tetraploid5000 Haha yeah

    • @gamenick9
      @gamenick9 Год назад +1

      @@chowder9986 I know, it's funny and I am just joking. xD

    • @chowder9986
      @chowder9986 Год назад +1

      @@gamenick9 more like sad with the fact the owner of the snake put it into that situation really but I get ur point it’s sometimes funny when ur not educated and don’t care too much about animals but eh as long as you don’t put animals in danger and stuff like that I don’t care too much

  • @tatianahusarova6750
    @tatianahusarova6750 Год назад +370

    I usually get my daily dose of internet naturally, but I like to take your channel as my supplements.

  • @pumpkinpanic3195
    @pumpkinpanic3195 Год назад +9

    props to the parents for being involved in their kid's education

  • @FrostyBandit333
    @FrostyBandit333 Год назад +76

    1:00 Honestly that’s more impressive than most things you can do on skates

    • @DearAnem0ia
      @DearAnem0ia Год назад +9

      Part of me believes he actually did all that on purpose, and honestly, it's impressive if he did

    • @Milk-ck1wv
      @Milk-ck1wv Год назад

      It's not.

    • @theimpossibles1482
      @theimpossibles1482 Год назад

      Or maybe it is

    • @HappyHands.
      @HappyHands. Год назад

      Literally me in the 1980's trying to be smooth to impress a girl. (I will not fall! I will not fall! I will not fall!!!)

    • @JayTorr
      @JayTorr Год назад

      Cartoons 1:

  • @mcvenne8935
    @mcvenne8935 Год назад +119

    That snake was absolutely hilarious! Someone, help the little guy! 🤣

    • @arobotwithepilepsie6053
      @arobotwithepilepsie6053 Год назад +5

      Also cornsnake is cute (and a great pet) and this little guy was doing seere best

    • @mcvenne8935
      @mcvenne8935 Год назад +8

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g Sir, this is a Wendy's.

    • @caso6481
      @caso6481 Год назад +6

      It was a snake treadmill!

    • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
      @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 Год назад +3

      My daughter's friend had a snake that he'd bring over. They'd put her on the kitchen table and she'd writhe around in one spot like that. It's funny to watch.

  • @user-rh3qf3mp7m
    @user-rh3qf3mp7m Год назад +130

    That squirrel is an *absolute unit*

    • @bobbylee2853
      @bobbylee2853 Год назад +8

      I saw one that literally lived at a McDonalds. I will leave the rest to your imagination.

    • @kiwidubz
      @kiwidubz Год назад

      God loves you. If you confess with your mouth, "Jesus is Lord," and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. It's the greatest free gift you could ever possibly receive 🙏👍

    • @anousenic
      @anousenic Год назад +2

      Now you know why so many trees are wonky.

    • @jellifish9389
      @jellifish9389 Год назад

      ​@@kiwidubzhail satan

  • @dad4ever-c90
    @dad4ever-c90 Год назад +5

    The people tripping on the package reminds me of a JOKE. Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second would have ducked!

  • @ShadowVincent3
    @ShadowVincent3 Год назад +194

    I always love it whenever DDOI says "I found--", it feels like an extra special treat he has personally provided

    • @sjv6598
      @sjv6598 Год назад +3

      What he actually means is ‘I stole this clip from another channel’

    • @dawidk840
      @dawidk840 Год назад

      @@sjv6598 he said that he is asking for permissions and even paying for the clips

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo Год назад +5

      @@sjv6598 He doesn’t steal clips he asks for permission to use every single one which is commendable since many people don’t put in the work.

  • @khanso9446
    @khanso9446 Год назад +42

    the snake must’ve felt like it was in a nightmare 😂

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya Год назад +5

      He was Scooby Dooing pretty hard. All it needed was the running noise.

  • @freeflyingwolf
    @freeflyingwolf Год назад +3

    1:36 the other crack in that TV shows this isn't the first time they threw something at it

  • @gilbertsikora3007
    @gilbertsikora3007 Год назад +32

    The exestential horror the snake must have felt not being able to go anywhere.

  • @Libly
    @Libly Год назад +528

    Sometimes i bury my head in soil and pretend im a potato

  • @arealpotato7014
    @arealpotato7014 Год назад +98

    I’m still trying to figure how you accidentally drive into a marked off pedestrian walkway without noticing 😂

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 Год назад +25

      I would bet a phone was involved

    • @Cushingura
      @Cushingura Год назад +14

      New to the city + 3 kids in the back + annoyed wife in the front + everything after driving the whole night.
      I allways assume their is an acceptable explanation for peoples mistakes.

    • @RHLW
      @RHLW Год назад

      Satnav, bro.

    • @zingzangspillip1
      @zingzangspillip1 Год назад

      Mr Real Potato, type "Adelaide" and "O-Bahn" into the search bar if you want a laugh.

    • @UCCLdIk6R5ECGtaGm7oqO-TQ
      @UCCLdIk6R5ECGtaGm7oqO-TQ Год назад +2

      Some people should not have a licence.

  • @OfDream8811
    @OfDream8811 Год назад +2

    1:35 those flashes on the TV look cool as hell, kinda like a storm

  • @paisleystillman6877
    @paisleystillman6877 Год назад +37

    im not even joking a little bit at like 2:32 that pillow freaking jumpscared me like I mean the whole flinching followed by startled breathing like

  • @AR_9900
    @AR_9900 Год назад +43

    1:17 My parents when I try to give them a gift

    • @mr.z_yt
      @mr.z_yt Год назад

      1:59 That’s the Arthur Ravenel Jr. Bridge in Charleston, SC

  • @iffyfox9749
    @iffyfox9749 Год назад +176

    I really hope that kid at the end becomes a math genius, it looks like he's heading that way fast!

    • @Unchainedful
      @Unchainedful Год назад +16

      Sure, he’s enjoying math now, wait until he starts taking calculus and advanced forms of algebra and geometry. Then he’s going to join the rest of us on hating math.

    • @2ndShiftSupremeOverlord546
      @2ndShiftSupremeOverlord546 Год назад +26

      I don't buy it. I think they just taught him how to write some numbers in a certain order for views.

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Год назад +16

      ​@@2ndShiftSupremeOverlord546or they just coached him constantly like you learn up to 10x10 in regular school. Memorization is different than math skill.

    • @shut7353
      @shut7353 Год назад +17

      @@2ndShiftSupremeOverlord546 A two year old being able to that is still insane though lol? I worked in a daycare and most 2-3 year olds couldn't even write lmao

    • @loki2240
      @loki2240 Год назад +9

      ​@@Unchainedful- I got bored with basic math by 4th grade, and I was glad to start algebra in 7th grade and calculus in high school. Calculus can also be more fun, applied in a STEM major in college.

  • @ElasticDroid
    @ElasticDroid Год назад +4

    thank you

  • @theothersimpsons77
    @theothersimpsons77 Год назад +34

    2:09 “run”

  • @That1Knife
    @That1Knife Год назад +65

    As a snake, being unable to move on a silky bedcover is my absolute worst nightmare.

  • @williamferguson8543
    @williamferguson8543 Год назад +32

    I’m more impressed with the two-year-old’s penmanship than his math. Either way, that’s crazy. ❤

    • @artivan111
      @artivan111 Год назад +1

      Indeed

    • @artivan111
      @artivan111 Год назад

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g why?

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Год назад +1

      he was holding the marker with his hand flat against the board, so that's a high chance to smear, but otherwise his writing was impeccable, yes

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose Год назад +1

    She did not have to call the squirrel’s eating habits out like that 😢

  • @MumboTheCat
    @MumboTheCat Год назад +56

    I couldnt stop laughing when the lady described the squirrel. Hit me like a triple combo 🤣

  • @moonlitsun5012
    @moonlitsun5012 Год назад +72

    When she twisted her foot, I really felt that pain 😵‍💫

    • @TheDigitalHorizon
      @TheDigitalHorizon Год назад +4

      I twisted my left ankle 4x and right one once in the past, I felt it too.

    • @grahamthomas9319
      @grahamthomas9319 Год назад +2

      @@TheDigitalHorizonyou might need to adjust your walking 😂

    • @sutil5078
      @sutil5078 Год назад +1

      I felt that sprain

    • @byronic-heroine
      @byronic-heroine Год назад +3

      I flinched so hard when I saw that. I have a huge fear of slipping.

    • @jooleebilly
      @jooleebilly Год назад +1

      That is one sprained ankle, alright. Rolled it ALL the way over. Definitely felt that one. She may have gotten a *bonus* avulsion chip fracture with it.

  • @Inv1s1bleMan
    @Inv1s1bleMan Год назад +21

    0:15 the model is clearly broken...bring it back to the customer service ASAP 😂😂😂

  • @JonDaBrickFace
    @JonDaBrickFace Год назад +1

    2:22 This kid is gonna solve the quadratic formula by the time he's in 3rd grade

  • @Dr.Phoenix
    @Dr.Phoenix Год назад +27

    As an allergic person myself I feel that dog 🐕

  • @potrelviewer9536
    @potrelviewer9536 Год назад +11

    Genuine reaction for 0:55: "DAYUM BOI, HE THICC!!"

  • @verniceaure4865
    @verniceaure4865 Год назад +4

    Interesting fact: What you called an 'exploding hot dog' was close to the truth. Cattails are very versatile. The brown flowering part can be eaten like corn when green. The roots are like potatoes and the young tender stems are tasty. The Cattail is usable from top to bottom for a great many things.

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 4 месяца назад

      "the supermarket of the swamps" :D just don't eat the ones by the roadside, they are VERY good at absorbing toxins and heavy metals from the soil and atmosphere

  • @7gabsss
    @7gabsss Год назад +21

    The Squirrel looked like it heard what she said but didnt really care 😂

  • @breakfastburrito3845
    @breakfastburrito3845 Год назад +35

    The kid at 2:22 could no doubt study medicine and engineering in the future!

    • @aryan26743
      @aryan26743 Год назад +7

      Doing basic maths calculations dosent mean you'll be good at engineering/doctor studies too
      Its totally different

    • @multifandombish1855
      @multifandombish1855 Год назад +4

      Unfortunately, gifted children often tend to be miserable in their old age

    • @thinksetsoup5790
      @thinksetsoup5790 Год назад +1

      Not saying the kid isn’t talented but basic math isn’t going to cut it for engineering or medicine. It takes logical thinking, teamwork and more complicated math.

    • @theslaya1576
      @theslaya1576 Год назад

      Multiplication like that can be done quite swiftly, just skip-count. For things like 24×397, though, you would need a lot more.

    • @OwlyFisher
      @OwlyFisher 10 месяцев назад

      he's probably just memorised them, learning how to calculate them with the column method early is the actually impressive bit. but good memory will definitely help

  • @arkozhs
    @arkozhs Год назад +18

    1:26 hold up. is the trash collector worker using a apple watch?! god daym.

  • @Bitmuffin326
    @Bitmuffin326 Год назад +1

    "Wild glizzys!!! **takes a bite** *muffled screaming* "

  • @tect1959
    @tect1959 Год назад +43

    Been watching you for years, and mostly every video makes me chuckle or laugh. Thanks for brightening my day!

  • @That1Knife
    @That1Knife Год назад +7

    Poor squirrel was absolutely abolished with insults. Poor squirrel

  • @RolandSchlosser
    @RolandSchlosser Год назад +9

    I'm always so sad when the video ends but happy at the same time that I got to experience every single wonderful video you make

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak Год назад +1

    Once we sneeze it’s hard to stop

  • @2009HondaCivic.
    @2009HondaCivic. Год назад +24

    0:35 bro has the goofy laugh 😭

  • @kohakudragonrose2037
    @kohakudragonrose2037 Год назад +4

    The car driving on the pedestrian lane happened where I live. It was a couple in their 80's and they drove over a curb onto a sidewalk to get on it. Way more than just a wrong turn lol

  • @Browncoat7969
    @Browncoat7969 Год назад +24

    [1:40] Just HOW!?

    • @theslaya1576
      @theslaya1576 Год назад +1

      Slippery cardboard ig
      Or the mom wore sandals

    • @Browncoat7969
      @Browncoat7969 Год назад +1

      @@theslaya1576 no I mean the fricking controller that is stuck into the Tv

    • @Purple_guyGD
      @Purple_guyGD 6 месяцев назад

      @@Browncoat7969did you see the guy who did it in the reflection 💀, looks like someone who would do that

  • @ForPapaandGrandma
    @ForPapaandGrandma Год назад +1

    @2:02 - UNCOOL! That cornsnake (morph) is *totally* stressed out! Shame on the owner(s) for turning their snake's distress into a source of amusement.

  • @curvywhisper2733
    @curvywhisper2733 Год назад +67

    Fun fact: Snakes have a rare habit to actually randomly dancing, what you saw was not a result of the silky sheets but a result of it's urges to boogie

    • @DearAnem0ia
      @DearAnem0ia Год назад +11

      Snake charmers suddenly make a lot more sense now

    • @cmtippens9209
      @cmtippens9209 Год назад +2

      Actually, this is what it looks like when a snake gets the zoomies. 😂

  • @lucas29479
    @lucas29479 Год назад +12

    “Look at this fat, giant, morbidly obese squirrel”
    best quote i heard today

  • @GIGA._.CHAD_
    @GIGA._.CHAD_ Год назад +44

    1:05 Bro has the cartoon slip🤣

  • @B0bby_V
    @B0bby_V Год назад +36

    0:08 metal enjoyers

  • @AnnisAdventures
    @AnnisAdventures Год назад +2

    Lol, 2:21, why you gotta do us like that man?!

  • @Funnyguy-ll3ur
    @Funnyguy-ll3ur Год назад +31

    Average GTA five player be like 1:57

  • @RespecterAlexander
    @RespecterAlexander Год назад +22

    That squirrel is an absolute unit!

    • @oceaneo4603
      @oceaneo4603 Год назад +4

      That squirrel must me pregnant.

    • @jemima438
      @jemima438 Год назад +1

      @@oceaneo4603 agreed

  • @veritasomniavincit7
    @veritasomniavincit7 Год назад +12

    I have to say, the child at the end is absolutely adorable. Very impressive.

    • @TR4R
      @TR4R Год назад +1

      Future genius. I hope his parents will be able to develop his full potential.

    • @tygershadow2173
      @tygershadow2173 Год назад

      @@TR4R nah he'll get snatched up by some gov or the like.

  • @danielleking262
    @danielleking262 Год назад +1

    omg my heart would sink and I would be like "wtf, dude!" at the guy who just tossed her gift into the trash.... I guess it's just a habit, but she should've said "It's for you!" You could tell she was sad about it. My heart broke for her in the moment! Glad he finally heard her and said it's NOT trash, lol

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen7989
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen7989 Год назад +56

    Hey, that 2-year-old has even better handwriting than I do as a 22-year-old! He's gonna turn some heads, that's for sure. Definitely keep nurturing that skill!

  • @mitch3384
    @mitch3384 Год назад +110

    I love how a dog's sneeze is basically it's face exploding.

    • @mitch3384
      @mitch3384 Год назад +1

      @user-tn8uu2cu8g Hail Satan.

  • @LucidDreamsShorts
    @LucidDreamsShorts Год назад +23

    I would be so angry all the time if I was allergic to myself 😂

  • @nomvuyomashile3373
    @nomvuyomashile3373 Год назад +2

    Not the cat literally gagging after its unwanted head kiss 🤣

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 4 месяца назад

      cats know all about consent lol

  • @jollyrose7198
    @jollyrose7198 Год назад +6

    the fact that 2 year old had better handwriting than some of my classmates is crazy

  • @Abid-Hussain-
    @Abid-Hussain- Год назад +49

    That kid is a genius.. I hope he gets the correct resources to shine ✨️

    • @johnhoffay9081
      @johnhoffay9081 Год назад +1

      Yeah keep him out of government schools!!!!!

    • @BigIndianBindi-jy1cz
      @BigIndianBindi-jy1cz Год назад +2

      and doesn't get any childhood trauma, which intelligent smart people are more susceptible to.

    • @wterfell6599
      @wterfell6599 Год назад

      instead of being the third person to trip over the same package, you have your mum hold you, genius!

    • @TucsonDude
      @TucsonDude Год назад

      Fake.

    • @johnhoffay9081
      @johnhoffay9081 Год назад

      WTF are you talking about?@@wterfell6599

  • @ambermccready1806
    @ambermccready1806 Год назад +19

    That squirrel probably got lots of yummy Halloween pumpkins to eat! 🎃

    • @oceaneo4603
      @oceaneo4603 Год назад

      More mostly a lot of babies on her belly.

  • @Khironggle
    @Khironggle 27 дней назад +1

    0:51 why is she violating the squirrel 😭

  • @Kelswagsinandballin
    @Kelswagsinandballin Год назад +4

    2:06 bro can't escape

  • @catsr2741
    @catsr2741 Год назад +10

    I like how every so often, daily goes outside and is like "look at this cool stick"

    • @eroraf8637
      @eroraf8637 Год назад +3

      You gotta find joy in the little things. Trust me, I have ADHD.

    • @catsr2741
      @catsr2741 Год назад +1

      @@eroraf8637 Nah I wasn't dissing I just thought it was fun he shared some things he thought were cool

  • @RayfieldA
    @RayfieldA Год назад +6

    It is Always so cool to see young Prodigies! I pray that child safely goes far in life!

    • @twally87
      @twally87 Год назад

      hate to be the rain on parade with that video, but how can anyone be sure they didn't simply have the child memorize how to draw the correct answers? Even that would be impressive, considering most kids at that age mostly draw random shapes and lines.

  • @Luke24666
    @Luke24666 Год назад +1

    Being that I didn't learn basic multiplication until well after the 3rd grade it is more apparent than ever that this child is an intellectual god.

  • @CookieJarOfficial
    @CookieJarOfficial Год назад +249

    let’s take a minute to appreciate that the fact that we’re all not allergic to humans

  • @Twilight-lj8of
    @Twilight-lj8of Год назад +13

    2:22 this kid has a bright future ahead of him!

    • @Jeykit0
      @Jeykit0 Год назад +1

      Blud's ancestor is Albert Einstein

  • @SeenGod
    @SeenGod Год назад +46

    yo Jason! i know it’s hard putting all these videos together every week, but you never disappoint! 🤘😎

  • @Jrizzle7426
    @Jrizzle7426 Год назад +1

    That ps5 controller in the TV is an example of some people shouldn't have nice things. I'm also doubting the person that did it payed for either of them.

  • @neogenesis1097
    @neogenesis1097 Год назад +50

    The way blud just winds up for another sneeze just gets me 🤣

    • @GameThrone20774
      @GameThrone20774 Год назад

      It’s horrible, it’s like eternal torture for the dog

    • @vortex-il9ck
      @vortex-il9ck Год назад

      blud

    • @Art.and.Hamsters
      @Art.and.Hamsters Год назад

      Y

    • @XxSteamStreamxX
      @XxSteamStreamxX Год назад +1

      I wonder if the dog kept sneezing due to rubbing his nose on the sheets, I know my dog is sensitive with his nose and bumping it can lead to him sneezing

  • @skittslol1407
    @skittslol1407 Год назад +5

    People discovering the joy of cattails will always make me smile.

  • @Grilled-Cheese-Obama-Sandwich.
    @Grilled-Cheese-Obama-Sandwich. Год назад +23

    1:38 What demons was bro facing?

    • @tetraploid5000
      @tetraploid5000 Год назад +5

      All of the above

    • @no-4
      @no-4 6 месяцев назад

      @@tetraploid5000But they are below…

  • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
    @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 Год назад +1

    Ma'am made a whole piece of realistic artwork in her car just by wearing too much makeup

  • @evababy6578
    @evababy6578 Год назад +7

    "Look at this fat, giant, morbidly obese squirrel" you didn't have to violate him like that 😭