Josh feasted that night. The real lesson is, if you want a meal out of 9 cookies and 3 glasses of milk, then walk to an old house run back and act scared. Instant coddling.
Unrelated: I had a dream last night wherein I found out that Cry's real name was Gunter Christopherson. And that he was a Native American shaman who lived in the woods behind Cheyenne's house. Too many playthroughs past midnight does weird things to me.
did he look a weird mix or Joey Graceffa and Pewdiepie (w/o the accent)? cuz I had a dream with him in it (nothing as amazzzing as yours) and i think his name was Brian in my dream
Yay I'm so happy for some more Cry Reads. It actually used to help me go to sleep, had a lot of trouble and the pills the doctors gave me just made me feel worse but funnily enough listen to a calming (maybe scary) story before bed helped close the day and prepare for sleep. So thank you, looking forward to listening to them once again :D
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this! A lot of times I have trouble sleeping and I like to have audio to listen to, but I don't have TV. If I get bored of Netflix I like to find an older Cry playthrough and leave it on all night while I sleep. I wonder if he knows he's like a Bedtime Story Man for so many people?
God damn! I'm fuckin 19 and I couldn't eat 9 cookies with 3 glasses of milk in one sitting but this fricken toddler has it for a midnight snack then waddles off the bed with no problem!
gosh, americans are so ignorant, maybe this plays in england and english cookies are way smaller then american cookies and also nobody said anything about how big the glass was, so usually they are also not that big here.....
Ah, Cry's voice. It feels amazing for some reason to here his voice like...well like normal. I was so scared and panicky when he posted the Where I Have Been video so....I don't know. It's probably just me but I'm just happy to hear his voice strong and back to normal.
When I was a kid my parents got me The Lion King 2. I watched that movie so many times, and I had absolutely no idea who Mufasa was because they never bought the first one. To this day I've never seen the first Lion King movie, and the kids in my high school made fun of me for it.
I really didn't know what I was missing until my sophomore year. Everyone was talking about The Lion King and I was like "umm... I've seen the second one..." and everyone lost their minds!
I love the second one, probably more than the original. But man, you HAVE to see the original. One of my favorite Disney film scores of all time (the instrumental bits, not necessarily the songs).
I am so glad Cry is feeling good enough to make videos. Cry Reads were some of the first videos I watched of him and when he really gets into a story he can bring it to life.
He shot out of that house like a ball out of a cannon because he is SHAPED like a ball out of a cannon, eating all those freaking cookies all the damn time!
ahhhh I see. Joshes punishment was being force fed oatmeal raisin cookies. and then drinking a total of 3 glasses of milk trying to wash that flavor out
Doing more reads would be great. I miss your no-sleep readings. I still go back and listen because your voice matches the stories so well and makes them extremely creepy.
"Having 7 brothers and sisters wasn't such a bad thing , after all." SERIOUSLY!? They didn't do anything so what made you think that? They didn't save you or anything -_-. This was awful xD
I love Cry's genuine worry for this kid's health. Also, maybe the fact that he just casually ate 9 cookies at midnight as a snack is the reason he can't play any sports.
I loved your cry reads my favorite one was "the worlds best school psychologist" They would help me sleep, or they would freak me out so much where I couldn't sleep and all I could do was keep listening to them lol
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Okay, I am seriously pissed off, he eats 9 cookies and drinks 3 glasses of milk, but doesn't brush his teeth?! Absurd.
6 cookies
+Willowdarat nevermind
and what the hell was his "plan?!"
And what did his plan have to prove?!
He's just gangster like that
Josh feasted that night. The real lesson is, if you want a meal out of 9 cookies and 3 glasses of milk, then walk to an old house run back and act scared. Instant coddling.
sneak out. get cookies. get bitchez.
He didn't even brush his teeth.
***** I don't know. Try it out tonight and give a report of happened tomorrow.
I used to live by a family of mormans whose last names were coddle. That's proves it
Cry fat shames a five year old boy episode:1
This comment is a joke btw
its true tho
i died from this thanks XD
XD
Did anyone else yell "Holy shit!" in unison with Cry? B]
Josh and the terror of childhood obesity
And cavities that kid didn't even brush his teeth afterwards.
Zak The Dragon Still needs to get in that bathroom and brush.& floss.
Unrelated: I had a dream last night wherein I found out that Cry's real name was Gunter Christopherson. And that he was a Native American shaman who lived in the woods behind Cheyenne's house.
Too many playthroughs past midnight does weird things to me.
Please, let them do things to you, that was great xD
this is a prophecy told by the prophet. We need more people like you man
Fan art requested. And a quality fanfic.
Love your pic, bro.
did he look a weird mix or Joey Graceffa and Pewdiepie (w/o the accent)? cuz I had a dream with him in it (nothing as amazzzing as yours) and i think his name was Brian in my dream
Bring back Cry Reads. That's all I'm gonna say.
Read the description :)
I agree I love his voice
Cry reads were the best !
yeeeaaaaaaaahh
XD that's exactly what I was thinking
Yay I'm so happy for some more Cry Reads. It actually used to help me go to sleep, had a lot of trouble and the pills the doctors gave me just made me feel worse but funnily enough listen to a calming (maybe scary) story before bed helped close the day and prepare for sleep. So thank you, looking forward to listening to them once again :D
Same here! Even if it sometimes was scary stories he really has a nice and calming sorta voice
This isn't Cry Reads. This is Bed Time Stories With Cry, not Adam Sandler.
I used to have problems sleeping back on the day and his dreamfall walk through saved me xD. He's soothing no matter what. I love sleeping to cry
I'm glad I'm not the only one who does this! A lot of times I have trouble sleeping and I like to have audio to listen to, but I don't have TV. If I get bored of Netflix I like to find an older Cry playthrough and leave it on all night while I sleep. I wonder if he knows he's like a Bedtime Story Man for so many people?
I can't tell you how many times I've gone to sleep to their Truth, the eye and the beholder d&d streams during hard times.
That creepy old lady was the Origami Killer.
Josh was never heard from again.
That's why she was a dick!
"Josh' "Spooky"
Is this game about Josh Dun? so pumped for this video!
Nah, it's about some kid named Josh. His uncle is named Spooky Jim though
+Kevin Roberts Aw. It was fun to fantasize, though.
(Also, great video, I'll be so excited when he brings back Cry Reads.)
+Kari Paez But it's fun to fantasize!
+Leyla B. Josh was scared, so he took his time on his ride back home.
+Kari Paez lol, yep. He was Dun.
beautiful.
Peepachu
You look hot
You look like a Mogeko
Amine Skhoun I'm everywhere
MIGHT THIS PIC BE FROM THE BG OF GT LIVESTREAMSS PERHAPSSs
God damn! I'm fuckin 19 and I couldn't eat 9 cookies with 3 glasses of milk in one sitting but this fricken toddler has it for a midnight snack then waddles off the bed with no problem!
gosh, americans are so ignorant, maybe this plays in england and english cookies are way smaller then american cookies and also nobody said anything about how big the glass was, so usually they are also not that big here.....
+ShouHiro I'm sorry, but that comment was actually very ignorant as well. Why so you assume she is American?
this story brought me to tears it's so moving
10/10 would buy
thank you for blessing us with this beautiful story, cry
why would his parents reward him for going out at night and breaking and entering into another house. 10/10 parenting
A saturday upload? What a glorious day! Now I really hope he reads the prequel to this story too.
Ah, Cry's voice. It feels amazing for some reason to here his voice like...well like normal. I was so scared and panicky when he posted the Where I Have Been video so....I don't know. It's probably just me but I'm just happy to hear his voice strong and back to normal.
This is the best Cry reads to date! Great job Cry! The great atmosphere building, the sound effects, a creepy well written story, this has it all.
The true horror of this story is that Josh would later develop childhood diabetes.
note at end of story: kid eventually died from the amonts of cookies and milk his parents gave him evrytime did somthing normal
LMAO
r.i.p kido
Totally not Alix rip kid
Cry Wastes Time is my favorite series
okay really what kindergartener goes out in the middle of the night to look at a spooky house.
and carry a loaded gun with them, as well
+Zak The Dragon pfft I did that when I was 3.
well i did.
not sure if being serious, but in case you are serious, it was a WATER GUN!
I love that little moment at 6:20 where you hear Cry adjust the way he's sitting so he can really get into story telling mode
When I was a kid my parents got me The Lion King 2. I watched that movie so many times, and I had absolutely no idea who Mufasa was because they never bought the first one. To this day I've never seen the first Lion King movie, and the kids in my high school made fun of me for it.
The perfect revenge! Maybe afterwards I'll eat 9 cookie and drink 3 glasses of milk.
As Well They Should've, Your Childhood Must've Fucking SUCKED Of You Wasn't Hip To The Lion King, Fam.
LOOK AT 'CHO LION KING-LESS ASS!!
I really didn't know what I was missing until my sophomore year. Everyone was talking about The Lion King and I was like "umm... I've seen the second one..." and everyone lost their minds!
I love the second one, probably more than the original. But man, you HAVE to see the original. One of my favorite Disney film scores of all time (the instrumental bits, not necessarily the songs).
Hooray Netflix saves the day once again!
I am so glad Cry is feeling good enough to make videos. Cry Reads were some of the first videos I watched of him and when he really gets into a story he can bring it to life.
Before I press play, my name is Josh, should I be afraid?
yes
Very
naaaahhh
only about obesity
+Alexsander Magalhães xD
Nine cookies and three glasses of milk? God damn, this kid is dangerous.
What a rollercoaster ride of emotions. 2 thumbs and a big toe up, Cry. Good shit
now THIS is the kind of top-quality content i subscribed for
I just cried from laughter after the god damn cookie part. I really hope you read more of these, they're great material!
I laughed more at this video than I have at anything else in a long time. I hope videos like this happen more often. You're amazing, Cry!
"Thank god he didn't hear the thumps." i fucking lost it
A five-year-old drinking three glasses of milk before bed is a surefire recipe for bedwetting.
And cavities.
This man deserves an oscar. That scriptwriting. That performance. An absolute delight. Five stars.
take as long as you need cry. Most people trust your judgement
He shot out of that house like a ball out of a cannon because he is SHAPED like a ball out of a cannon, eating all those freaking cookies all the damn time!
thank you Cry for taking us on an incredible journey with that story
Thankyou for doing this, cry. My ears are blessed. Please keep doing this :) I watch almost all of your vids btw :D
Incredible story. Truly, the tale of our era. This haunting narrative will stick with me for years.
ahhhh I see. Joshes punishment was being force fed oatmeal raisin cookies. and then drinking a total of 3 glasses of milk trying to wash that flavor out
Cry, cry my main man, your thumbnails are top notch. Can I pay you to make me some?
700 USD cash only.
+Cryaotic aight coo, imma email ya boi
+Cryaotic I will give you 3 pennies
Will you accept my first born?
+Cryaotic whats the conversion rate of USD to souls
Doing more reads would be great. I miss your no-sleep readings. I still go back and listen because your voice matches the stories so well and makes them extremely creepy.
so glad he did another cry reads. this one is really scary please be careful listening to this at night
"So Josh decided to to something about it, and this is what happened."
He taught himself to play drums and joined a band with some guy named Tyler.
after watching a sad ptsd documentary, this is fun to listen to before sleeping
Cry I love listening to these, your voice just has some sort of relaxing tone to it. It really help with my anxiety soo thank you soo much :D
This video becomes ten times more enjoyable, when you imagine Cry reading this to his young niece.
The thought of impressing his siblings, fills josh with DETERMINATION
spaghetti*
"Having 7 brothers and sisters wasn't such a bad thing , after all." SERIOUSLY!? They didn't do anything so what made you think that? They didn't save you or anything -_-. This was awful xD
Maybe having a dog to sick on his older siblings, wasn't such a bad thing
I mean, they didn't do anything in the first place to make him dislike them. This plot is swiss cheese.
+Sock73 exactly
He gets to be a little happy fatass with his bottomless pit of milk and cookies so now he's happy
Lol lu
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What's perfect is the accent change when he says 'how dare you make assumptions!'
Cry, it feels like forever since I smiled but you did it. You cracked me up a bit. Thanks.
I hope Cry reads Psychosis some day. It's not too long and easily one of the most well-written creepypastas I've ever come across.
Man, I'm so glad you brought back Cry Reads.
Cry needs to calm down when reading these things, I couldn't stop fucking laughing.
After 9 oatmeal cookies and 3 glasses of milk, I get the feeling Josh wouldn't be the smallest of his siblings anymore.
I realized that I hadn't watched cry in a while... I came back to this. Cry reading kids stories. Thanks cry 😂
Can`t wait for a new reads. One of my favorite series! :)
I love Cry's genuine worry for this kid's health. Also, maybe the fact that he just casually ate 9 cookies at midnight as a snack is the reason he can't play any sports.
Just wanted to say I love your humor and narration Cry. Thanks! ♡♡♡
Jeez, Josh needs to calm his shit.
really hope these cry wastes time videos become a frequent thing
brace your selves eerieness is coming
as far as I know from the description
Can't wait for the next proper reads. Take your time cry, we'll wait patiently ^^
lmao I love this. please do more cry reads like you used to.
Yay! Another Cry Reads! :D I really miss this though. This was fun to listen as well, Cry. :) hoping for more reads to come. ^^
Died of laughter at the cookie bit. I bet you're a great uncle, Cry.
Remember kids when you go into a haunted house al 11 PM your gonna end up eating 9 cookies and 3 glasses of milk
I'm seriously loving the cry waste time videos
The real terror is how many cookies the five year old can eat
It has been a really long time since you did a read but, this'll do nicely. Thanks, fren!
This is the hardest I've laughed with the last month, thanks cry
...And this is what happened.... Josh proceeded to murder his entire family with a hatchet. Now he could wear their faces whenever he wanted! The end.
I'm all in for more Cry reads. Love it.
That's okay, I didn't need to sleep tonight anyways.
What's with that accent? It's like a cross between patty and selma with a 1950's gangster. I love it
ikr
It's good to see you healthy and back to your old self cry
I love it when he gets the New Yawk accent it is the best
I keep watching the cookie rant, and it keeps getting funnier XD
love this new cry reads
i'm happy you're back Cry, thank you for uploading videos 💜💜💜💜💜💜
What was the- what was the lesson here? Why did the kid go out to the haunted house? What was his plan? Why did he like his siblings after? What?!
Cry would make a great Italian granddad to tell bedtime stories
This was the best spoopy tale since undertale.
I love this segment already.
Thank you for making me laugh. Loved your "additions" to the story. (:
oh boy, if cry would read legit bed time stories. I'd fall asleep to them
"A proper quality Cry Reads"
I'm currently creating a smile as beautiful as The Smiling Man's.
I'm very confused, but when cry reads these kind of things it just makes me laugh
Cry your thumbnails are my absolute favorites XD
best Cry Reads ever
He eats those cookies that you see in movies? Like the big ones? His mom is way too generous.
as a previous mormon myself, i can back up everything in this story.
Omg that was perfect, what a perfect way to start off a Saturday with cry, and some good laughs. thx cry
this is the reason why i love you, cry. dear fucking god. (bring back cry reads ok ily)
I love Cry's barely stifled laugh during Josh eating 9 fucking cookies lol
This is so spooky I cry every time, poor josh boi, this is too scary for youtubes man
I actually fell asleep watching these. Good bedtime story 10/10
That thumbnail just Looks Gorgeous.
I like how you progressively sound more and more like Danny Devito
Also the sequel to this is Josh and the Legend of Early-Onset Diabetes
This should be added to the Cry Reads playlist
I was gonna sleep after this, but now Im not sure I still can
I loved your cry reads my favorite one was "the worlds best school psychologist" They would help me sleep, or they would freak me out so much where I couldn't sleep and all I could do was keep listening to them lol