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  • @ToeNail-s5p
    @ToeNail-s5p Month ago +1857

    "i can beat pj easily" yeah till you trip on a rock when lights are on and then your fighting superman inside a costume

  • @jeepmega629
    @jeepmega629 Month ago +2355

    “This might be one of the safest jobs out there honestly”
    -Playtime Co Worker, 7th August 1995

  • @SH3LLY_F0SS1LI4N
    @SH3LLY_F0SS1LI4N Month ago +4518

    Fun fact: if you move when you're not supposed to when PJ is chasing you, hell go super duper fast and will kill you no matter where you are. So as long as you dont piss him off ur fine

    • @Captainwaddley
      @Captainwaddley Month ago +334

      I think it's just a way to trigger an instant death and not his canon speed. cause idk how long legs would kill him if he was moving at 120 km an hour

    • @Maxx-shorts
      @Maxx-shorts Month ago +36

      @Captainwaddleyarm stretching.

    • @Riley-f1c7n
      @Riley-f1c7n Month ago +94

      @Captainwaddleybeing both bigger, stronger and having your target being fifty feet long.

    • @Eli_Official_1999
      @Eli_Official_1999 Month ago +55

      @Captainwaddley well that’s because she didn’t kill him, only Bunzo and the Mini-Huggies

    • @THEKINGofrobloxia
      @THEKINGofrobloxia Month ago +26

      @Eli_Official_1999 yeah cuz he didnt fail we cheated

  • @gabrielplayz8647
    @gabrielplayz8647 Month ago +324

    I’ll be honest I’d put pianosaurus in the ouch category because the dude could just squash me like an ant.

  • @AnsoraSametova
    @AnsoraSametova Month ago +336

    Ngl, I'd die in the first 5-10 minutes because... I'd have a heart attack from seeing a giant 18 foot tall blue creature with millions of teeth in the middle of an abandoned factory named "huggy wuggy"✌️

    • @DevinaAggarwal-r8z
      @DevinaAggarwal-r8z Month ago +14

      real like id probably die from shock alone

    • @AnsoraSametova
      @AnsoraSametova Month ago +1

      ​@DevinaAggarwal-r8zfr🙏

    • @ZaniPinaple
      @ZaniPinaple Month ago +4

      I’m so scared of things that I would be scared of even entering the factory😅

    • @YierHu-l5j
      @YierHu-l5j Month ago

      I would just kill myself cuz he’s gonna eat meh no matter what

  • @TeresaHarper-m7s
    @TeresaHarper-m7s Month ago +1069

    Id INSTANTLY die to catnap in about 2 seconds. Id have an allergic reaction and pass out and never wake up…

    • @Mr.BreadLoverVR
      @Mr.BreadLoverVR Month ago +74

      Your allergy wouldn't trigger since he's not an actual cat

    • @fazberry21
      @fazberry21 Month ago +7

      ​@Mr.BreadLoverVR do not remember Lily lovebraids

    • @fazberry21
      @fazberry21 Month ago +8

      ​@Mr.BreadLoverVR her toy design literally has horse hair

    • @Mr.BreadLoverVR
      @Mr.BreadLoverVR Month ago +5

      ​Tell me at what point did me or the commenter even mention Lily lovebraids?

    • @fazberry21
      @fazberry21 Month ago +11

      ​@Mr.BreadLoverVR I just heard something about an animal and someone to be allergic to it so I just remembered some toys can have animal parts

  • @Chaotic_Dust
    @Chaotic_Dust Month ago +1446

    Funfact: Pianosaurus has pyrovision, so everyone he has killed, he's just playing a concert for them in his eyes.

  • @woo4601
    @woo4601 Month ago +1700

    Bro none of this would happen. Because I'm not going into the factory in the first place

    • @H0lyGr4il-l5l
      @H0lyGr4il-l5l Month ago +2

      Exactly

    • @amauriclarke8950
      @amauriclarke8950 Month ago +3

      No if the were in your house

    • @woo4601
      @woo4601 Month ago +8

      ​@amauriclarke8950 there's always 911

    • @darhankhakimov
      @darhankhakimov Month ago +98

      The bigger bodies initiative would be having a feast before you ever think about calling 911

    • @woo4601
      @woo4601 Month ago +12

      ​@darhankhakimov you got me 😂😂😂

  • @DylanBrazie
    @DylanBrazie 25 days ago +18

    11:29 “this ain’t poppy playtime anymore… this is fukin… poppy fukin not having a good time anymore playtime”

  • @Vfresherrr
    @Vfresherrr Month ago +12

    13:24 Ah yes, Mickey Mouse from the hit franchise Disney.

  • @MR.Me4
    @MR.Me4 Month ago +529

    9:55 I’d win because all catnap wants is for us too leave and I’m more then happy to do that

  • @NOTyourMom-18
    @NOTyourMom-18 Month ago +506

    70% you are dead
    20% survive
    10% hollow purple

  • @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013
    @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013 Month ago +613

    4:47 mommy long legs attacks adults and employees, she doesnt care, she only cared about the orphans and treated them like they were her children

    • @fazberry21
      @fazberry21 Month ago +35

      If she was hungry enough she would have attacked the children

    • @catoftheseagod
      @catoftheseagod Month ago +35

      I’m 12 so I think I would be fine, but the others (except kissy missy, doey and giblet) are FUCK NO. I wouldn’t survive a second.

    • @dumdum231-e5n
      @dumdum231-e5n Month ago +60

      @catoftheseagod lil jim, you shouldn’t swear

    • @vincibrown894
      @vincibrown894 Month ago +7

      ​@dumdum231-e5nbuddy everyone swears do it doesnt matter

    • @tommydickinson8874
      @tommydickinson8874 Month ago +3

      ​@catoftheseagodbro I'm 11 and I dont sweat fellow little timmy we prob be safe but as long as you dont swear she chill

  • @CipherSmoothies
    @CipherSmoothies Month ago +56

    For Huggy, it’s theorized that bright lights can stun him due to Ms Gracie’s hypnotics and the dancing lights game. The reason why he was stock still at the beginning of Ch. 1 was because of light, he attacked during the hour of joy due to the alarms sounding like music. Blasting him with a strobe light combined with a photo of Kissy as a distraction might work to fend him off for a bit, giving you a higher chance of escape.

  • @Cheyenne-b5c3l
    @Cheyenne-b5c3l Month ago +13

    11:20 fun fact chum actually signs “safe” to the player

  • @unidentifieduser0000
    @unidentifieduser0000 Month ago +796

    10:37 common misconception, Giblet is not a wrongside outimal, he is just.. Giblet. However, the Prototype turned him inside out :/

    • @FionwasXD
      @FionwasXD Month ago +67

      Oh thats why he looks different

    • @morganicsmoothie964
      @morganicsmoothie964 Month ago +81

      so.. he surgically removed all of giblet's skin, turned it inside out, and had it sewn back on, just to flex on him? wtf

    • @VelDragons-i2y
      @VelDragons-i2y Month ago +14

      he reminds me of hoggle from labyrinth but nicer :))

    • @BillboardomDidThat
      @BillboardomDidThat Month ago +29

      @morganicsmoothie964 Absolute pain

    • @LordCirrhosisOfLiver
      @LordCirrhosisOfLiver Month ago

      @morganicsmoothie964 not only has the prototype done it to giblet, he threatens to do it to the player during the tea party cutscene. I guess we all need hobbies.

  • @Uhm-yea...0
    @Uhm-yea...0 Month ago +197

    12:22 *cough* *cough* are you sure that you are faster than a lion?

  • @eranekahield5793
    @eranekahield5793 Month ago +649

    The prototype is literally a damn tank fr like he got shocked set on fire got into a huge train crash and walks out brushing the dirt off his shoulders edit: can y’all stop arguing in my replies twin

  • @Hugggy_Wuggy
    @Hugggy_Wuggy Month ago +20

    1:35
    I do love my pink huggable baddies👍

  • @official_PrototypeSon-7yr

    "Pj is so slow"
    Sir, was catnap not around when you had that dream?

  • @BringBoomBack123
    @BringBoomBack123 Month ago +367

    If you encounter Prototype, your already dead.

  • @Whistle_Tree-145
    @Whistle_Tree-145 Month ago +240

    I'm sorry, did we just completely forget the Doctor?

    • @Kierra-Kai_TheDhai123
      @Kierra-Kai_TheDhai123 Month ago +9

      Fr 😭

    • @Wiz_7040
      @Wiz_7040 Month ago +23

      Hes not rly a monster tho he's a human put into a machine. I don't think that'd really count

    • @Whistle_Tree-145
      @Whistle_Tree-145 Month ago +36

      @Wiz_7040 I guess, but one could argue he's a monster figuratively, and another could argue that "monster" implies all antagonists we've come across so far

    • @Wiz_7040
      @Wiz_7040 Month ago +4

      ​@Whistle_Tree-145 I suppose. I was going from the perspective that all experiments are the monsters. Sawyer (I think that's his name) kinda just preserved his consciousness but I get your point.

    • @Whistle_Tree-145
      @Whistle_Tree-145 Month ago +1

      @Wiz_7040 no, you definitely had a point :)

  • @isznaH
    @isznaH Month ago +248

    9:28 imagine talking to a stuffed animal that will get stuffed with stuffed animals BY stuffed animals in like 2 mins

    • @YoyleHarleySawyerJ
      @YoyleHarleySawyerJ Month ago +9

      I had a stroke reading this /Sarcasm

    • @Justaguytbh
      @Justaguytbh Month ago +12

      ​@YoyleHarleySawyerJ it's perfect grammar with perfect logic Btw

    • @TerryThorarinson
      @TerryThorarinson Month ago +5

      @Justaguytbh I think the reason why they had a stroke is because their username is “My brain got fried after a test”
      i know it’s sarcasm.

    • @Justaguytbh
      @Justaguytbh Month ago +2

      Goddamn ​@TerryThorarinson

    • @YoyleHarleySawyerJ
      @YoyleHarleySawyerJ Month ago +4

      ​​@TerryThorarinsonYeah it's sarcasm
      And i'm also a hypocrite, i think you can already tell by reading my username.

  • @Pandamonkey
    @Pandamonkey Month ago +7

    7:30 it depends on how many of them are attacking me

  • @kadeemmentor7496
    @kadeemmentor7496 Month ago +4

    Lily is one of those characters that I would fold against in 2 seconds, not because she's strong or crazy, but because she's kinda nice and someone that might just need some guidance.... and a few hugs... Okay, I just like this one. There. I admit it.

  • @ANG33LSS
    @ANG33LSS Month ago +74

    0:38 im screwed🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

  • @g0dzll487
    @g0dzll487 Month ago +445

    Fun fact: characters you WONT survive is: Mommy Long Legs (yeah she killed everyone you went against without a scratch)
    PJ: he goes extremely fast, he is just acting slow to play Mommys game too
    Huggy:..yeah no explanation, he literally broke down a 4 foot thick wall that was pure brick with one arm
    The Prototype: do i have to explain.
    CatNap: THIS MAN CAN TRANSFORM INTO YOUR NIGHTMARE, NO CH- also he can just knock you out with the red smoke
    Doey: he can shape shift gng…
    Kissy: she almost killed the player in chap 3, shes stronger than she acts
    Mini Huggy’s: there 5-6 feet and will fling there body at you (estimated 80-100 pounds) so its like getting hit by iron, yeah they can maul you to death if were talking about the chap 2 variants
    Chap 4-5 ones are a kinda if ykow what your doing
    The critters: in groups? Run, alone in one? Kick it like a football

    • @AutisticFreezing
      @AutisticFreezing Month ago +15

      Fact(not fun): use there when pointing at a specific location far away from the speaker. And use they're when you want to shorten "they are"

    • @ev3nt-h0r1zion
      @ev3nt-h0r1zion Month ago +77

      Boxy boo was literally designed to kill employees you are not surviving him 😭

    • @madhavilanka7787
      @madhavilanka7787 Month ago +15

      Yarnabh is literally a lion

    • @tinydragon2
      @tinydragon2 Month ago +17

      also, i think he put kissy and doey so low becuase he thinks he can just be chill with them, i think he is ranking more on vibes.

    • @g0dzll487
      @g0dzll487 Month ago +2

      @tinydragon2 im putting out the facts instead of vibes

  • @Kayla-Z-v9t
    @Kayla-Z-v9t Month ago +141

    2:58 He is not slow 😭

    • @Brodie-g2i
      @Brodie-g2i Month ago +30

      Yeah bro can go like 900000000000000000 miles an hour

    • @Twott1
      @Twott1 Month ago +21

      @Brodie-g2i yeah if you moved an inch while lights on

    • @theaa9113
      @theaa9113 Month ago +7

      ​@Brodie-g2i he is fast if you move

    • @Twott1
      @Twott1 Month ago +2

      @theaa9113 you can only move in the dark

    • @CamdenPG
      @CamdenPG Month ago +31

      @B@Brodie-g2i’s all fun and games until you breathe with the lights on

  • @Bombarson
    @Bombarson Month ago +4

    4:55 as a child mommy long legs would probably carry me wherever I go

  • @angelbaanyajones5288

    15:33
    "Could I survive this guy? Ehhh... Mmmh... MMM-" **FUCK NO**
    Relatable.

  • @jdepicadventures
    @jdepicadventures Month ago +166

    8:23 Dude, nightmare huggy is a hallucination. The worst that would happen is that you'd get a heart attack.

  • @PastaVsGamer
    @PastaVsGamer Month ago +220

    PJ is extremely fast if you didn’t know if you walk when your not mentally to he is insanely fast

    • @The_actual_kira_yoshikage
      @The_actual_kira_yoshikage Month ago +7

      Bro what

    • @Derrick20945
      @Derrick20945 Month ago +19

      ​​@The_actual_kira_yoshikage
      If you move when the lights are on that's instant death because he moves way insanely fast and kills ya!

    • @Littleboiledman
      @Littleboiledman Month ago +11

      And rightfully so he is 50 feet long with 400 legs and I don't know if that means 400 on only one side worth that in total which allows him insane speed even though it shouldn't

    • @The_actual_kira_yoshikage
      @The_actual_kira_yoshikage Month ago

      @Derrick20945 I know but the dumbass that made this comment doesn’t know how to write or smth

  • @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013
    @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013 Month ago +195

    3:09 the thing is, PJ isnt slow, if you move when the lights are on and PJ is far from you, he will start going a lot faster to reach you and kill you

    • @BORlNGGUY
      @BORlNGGUY Month ago +1

      So Slow Seline fast?

    • @VoyagerBlue
      @VoyagerBlue Month ago

      nah we'd win you guys are underestimating what you can do against this caterpillar dog

    • @BashCoRex
      @BashCoRex Month ago +8

      "Oh you don't want to play by the rules?" *Goes freaking mach 5*

    • @BORlNGGUY
      @BORlNGGUY Month ago

      @BashCoRex Doey would’ve comforted poor little Giblet

    • @aidenyorke2132
      @aidenyorke2132 Month ago +3

      @VoyagerBlue pretty much every single one of the bigger bodies are capable of killing you instantly so uhm no

  • @CapitaineCreepstar
    @CapitaineCreepstar Month ago +4

    To survive the prototype it's actually easy
    Step 1: don't f*cking go there

  • @Chr1ma
    @Chr1ma Month ago

    10:06 woah woah outta pocket for that one

  • @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013
    @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013 Month ago +128

    13:35 doey is made of three children, Jack, Matthew and Kevin

  • @fazberry21
    @fazberry21 Month ago +24

    8:42 weeping angel mechanic

  • @ThePaperpal
    @ThePaperpal Month ago +19

    13:43 If Kevin isnt controlling doey then Im safe
    If he is tho uhhh yea idk bout that 👀

  • @TyskeltVR
    @TyskeltVR Month ago

    10:05 “I’m coming” 🥀

  • @CaffeinatedPal
    @CaffeinatedPal Month ago

    10:47 he literally says "I'm not a hero" 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

  • @Umm-v9k
    @Umm-v9k Month ago +96

    5:09 hes cannon btw, he appears in the hour of joy tape in chapter 3

    • @Pork90
      @Pork90 Month ago +10

      Ikr, if you look at the tape you are not surviving that

    • @CinnamonTheWolfTherian14
      @CinnamonTheWolfTherian14 Month ago +2

      I wonder if he will be in chapter 6 if there is one.😁

    • @professionaltrashcan6758
      @professionaltrashcan6758 Month ago +1

      My theory is he was probably destroyed in some way, in the cannon timeline.

  • @CupcakeGuy42
    @CupcakeGuy42 Month ago +496

    YOU FORGOT THE DOCTOR!

    • @ThuDanFiaBryntse
      @ThuDanFiaBryntse Month ago +70

      if he did the doctor he would probably do the minions since the doctor is just a brain in a jar but yeah he did forget the doctor. idk how tho beacuse of the ending of chapter 5 he would have probably gotten reminded of him

    • @Dragosaur_femboy
      @Dragosaur_femboy Month ago +6

      Peak ❤❤❤

    • @Rabidrex-i7i
      @Rabidrex-i7i Month ago +3

      Who cares

    • @CupcakeGuy42
      @CupcakeGuy42 Month ago +8

      @Rabidrex-i7i well me

    • @ShadedSMG
      @ShadedSMG Month ago +5

      I wouldn’t really consider him a monster tho, as he’s really just a computer but idk

  • @Ethan-MclaughlinTheKittenLover

    4:15 GOLDEN FREDDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

  • @Camron2Freeney
    @Camron2Freeney Month ago +1

    13:49 did we forget most of these characters are kids 💔

  • @rohenillus_thethird
    @rohenillus_thethird 10 days ago +1

    Fun Fact: Kevin actually killed Jacks Parents

  • @Pumpkinman5068
    @Pumpkinman5068 Month ago +20

    12:53 Pianosaurus is aggressive but not because he is malicious or mudrerous. He is a lot like the pyro from tf2 in that what he sees is diffrent to what is actually happening. Such as the pyro from tf2 with him spreading fire and death/destruction everywhere sees it through his googles as spreading bubbles joy and postivity pianosaurus thinks that the world is a big music stage and that he is making music and doing duets with other people when in reality hes accidently killing them. We learned this in a offical comic

  • @lazy2545
    @lazy2545 Month ago +12

    11:09 Swallows you how? That’s his whole stomach!

  • @CamAnimates_66
    @CamAnimates_66 Month ago +134

    10:05 I'm Coming- 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Edit: why am I blowing up?

  • @Redstrikerblade
    @Redstrikerblade Month ago +4

    Fun fact: if you look at giblet's cardboard cutout it shows what he originally looked like but since he didn't comply to kill a human after the prototype asked him the prototype turned him into a wrong side outimal, and that huggy pin on his vest is the only thing holding him together most likely

  • @Dark-ChocoZ
    @Dark-ChocoZ Month ago

    13:50 I need a fanfic with this guy and doey

  • @jdeadprincess360
    @jdeadprincess360 Month ago +16

    5:55 I would just find a way to burn her hair

  • @michelleenzodom7817
    @michelleenzodom7817 Month ago +72

    12:27 hey it’s Mr. Six seconds of Screen Time.

  • @CapraGoat
    @CapraGoat Month ago +22

    0:39 “like scoob! Im screwed!🦅”

  • @VR-Bonnie
    @VR-Bonnie 19 days ago +1

    The smiling critters eat your insides they should be the highest tier 7:49

  • @SpamptonGSpampton
    @SpamptonGSpampton Month ago

    10:01 "I'm coming-" 😭

  • @PREHISTORICGANGOFFICIAL

    12:40 🥷 sees the world as rainbows and unicorns btw

  • @CoolCameraMan-r8g
    @CoolCameraMan-r8g Month ago +48

    did you forgot nightmare huggy is a hallucination? we would survive because he isnt even real

    • @aceblaze2049
      @aceblaze2049 Month ago +11

      Unless you have a really bad heart but that's really it

    • @Flashclip-f1s
      @Flashclip-f1s Month ago +1

      pretty much you would die of cardiac arrest

    • @S0onicTD
      @S0onicTD Month ago +3

      My ass would immediately die from a panic attack bruh hallucination or not

  • @lasaventurasdedanyduki4739

    7:07 I think you can manipulate she and make her "friend" and escape when she feel safe, i think i can i don't know

  • @snakeking601
    @snakeking601 Month ago +2

    Putting yarnabi in ouch AND THE HALLUCINATION IN WOUDLNT LAST A SECOND is evil

  • @ติรมีซียาเอ๊ะ

    10:01 his soundbox is broken so he's good at ASMR but watch out if you get sleepy

  • @SevensStuffYeah
    @SevensStuffYeah Month ago +8

    3:52 Kiss Miss Fluffer Nutter😭😭💔

  • @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013

    13:53 quick reminder that EVERY TOY IN THIS FACTORY IS MADE OF CHILDREN, INCLUDING THE PROTOTYPE

    • @RubycuppcakeYT
      @RubycuppcakeYT Month ago +1

      4 minutes

    • @Sabre_3748
      @Sabre_3748 Month ago +11

      We don’t actually know if the prototype is a child, i would presume so but with the way he acts and everything i feel like he’s maybe a bit older

    • @Thecookiemonster35
      @Thecookiemonster35 Month ago +25

      @Sabre_3748in a log it is confirmed he was Oliver a kiid

    • @tabithalawver7922
      @tabithalawver7922 Month ago +2

      Not true examples:the doctor the prototype and also the smaller version of bron and MANY more

    • @Sabre_3748
      @Sabre_3748 Month ago +1

      @Thecookiemonster35 right but does it say when the prototype was turned into the prototype or do we know how long ago the log was and his exact age cuz he was a kid at some point obviously but like does it clearly say hes a child right now, at the current time of the game.

  • @kaptainkool3911
    @kaptainkool3911 Month ago +80

    Justice for Doey, Kissy Missy, and Pianosaurus.

  • @Zyzi-p2g
    @Zyzi-p2g Month ago +2

    You should have added "i put up a fight but die/win"
    Also yarnaby is a killing machine, i could argue that he would win in a 1v1 with EVERY character, might be a reach but he would put up a fight to even the prototype

  • @Brody-u8q
    @Brody-u8q Month ago +11

    I ain’t running from lily lovebraids I’m cracking her

  • @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013

    2:38 dude, those are the toy ones, the mini huggies from chapter 2 are like hakf of huggies size (human size) and considering their amount you would die

    • @Benudoesgaming
      @Benudoesgaming Month ago +23

      In the hour of joy VHS, it shows that if one jumps on a guy, the rest attack. They are pack hunters, if there’s one, there’s always more nearby. Correct me if I’m wrong.

    • @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013
      @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013 Month ago +10

      ​@Benudoesgaming still, those aren't the mini huggies from chapter 2, those are the one from safe haven/toy sized ones, the mini huggies from chapter 2 are like half of huggies size, even only one of them could already kill someone

    • @Jowisp78
      @Jowisp78 Month ago +9

      Also if you listen to there jumpscares you can hear them breaking your neck, so their pretty strong

    • @masonbendickson
      @masonbendickson Month ago +1

      They don’t have teeth

    • @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013
      @pvz3isSTILLHORRIBLE2013 Month ago +3

      ​@masonbendickson still, they are big enough to beat you up

  • @Jellyboythejellyfish
    @Jellyboythejellyfish Month ago +9

    10:00 catnap what the fuck

  • @PREHISTORICGANGOFFICIAL

    Kissy could kill you instantly she’s literally the same creation as huggy but pink

    • @NyxLikesTadc
      @NyxLikesTadc Month ago +17

      Yes, but she is not evil.

    • @German_brawl_bs
      @German_brawl_bs Month ago +1

      ​@NyxLikesTadc tbh she did slam us on the ground in chapter 3, that would definitely break some ribs

  • @Fnafforyou
    @Fnafforyou Month ago +1

    8:40 okay bro, why the heck did I jump😭

  • @CVRmonke
    @CVRmonke Month ago +1

    8:40 i jumped and fell outta my chair that scared me so bad

  • @Flowers_Fan3x6o
    @Flowers_Fan3x6o Month ago +72

    3:00 If the lights are on, say goodnight

    • @Riley-f1c7n
      @Riley-f1c7n Month ago +10

      Yeah, if pj is out to kill you, he’s much faster than you sorry.

  • @ChainedforEternity
    @ChainedforEternity Month ago +25

    lily lovebraids is gracie the t.v lady but honestly if we stayed and been her friend without the prototype she would be safe but if you anger her your are without a doubt dead at the fact that she easily captured both poppy and kissy missy she is also stated as the sucsessful version of mommy longlegs also i feel like she might come back in chapter 6 at what her cutout says right after she dies

    • @AydenG-c4y
      @AydenG-c4y Month ago

      its not because the tv lady's body is inside the toy house (lily's home)

  • @tsfrbruh
    @tsfrbruh Month ago +7

    5:38 Daddy is a free win aftermommy killed him

  • @Hellopeople-p5y
    @Hellopeople-p5y Month ago

    5:59 the prototype did that to the employees who helped him as we saw in the last few ARG chapter 5 tapes

  • @MegaTitan08
    @MegaTitan08 Month ago +1

    10:04 Ayo?

  • @Mrtedzoriginal
    @Mrtedzoriginal Month ago +7

    13:45 yeah ik he would be great Im so sad that he had to! You know

  • @Hitradinglol
    @Hitradinglol Month ago +5

    8:18 your safe it’s a hulitiantion

  • @Thingxx1
    @Thingxx1 Month ago +29

    13:49 DOUGHY IS 3 CHILDREN

    • @grasslov3rqueen398
      @grasslov3rqueen398 Month ago +1

      maybe they're just talking about the mascot

    • @Ze_Borb
      @Ze_Borb Month ago +1

      I think at this point they'd be between 18-23, doesn't help his point but isn't quite as egregious

    • @SaturnSpy
      @SaturnSpy Month ago +1

      Doey*

    • @joshua124-n3r
      @joshua124-n3r Month ago

      ​@Ze_Borb They are unaging children who are also lobotomized. That's argubly worse.

  • @BentleyTheBOSS1-2011

    1:50 is no one going to talk about the womp womp?

  • @UriahTheDagger
    @UriahTheDagger Month ago +11

    You’re def not surviving Huggy, bro has the thickest plot armor of all the antagonists in Playtime Co. He fell like 4 chapters down, and broke a frickin brick door with a damaged arm, out of pure rage, he’s mauling u…
    Mommy Long Legs will tear you apart, then probably eat you, she doesn’t care at all, she will js kill you, she will stretch around your body and choke you out, or punch you through a frickin wall
    Boxy Boo, He’s gonna bite you or maul you, one or the other, he’s too fast
    PJ is super fast and long, so he can choke you out or swallow you whole, and you won’t be able to hurt him bc he’s covered in fluff, nun u can do here
    Daddy long legs is the same as mommy long legs…
    Catnap can shapeshifter into nightmares, and make you pass out, so he can easily kill you with his razor sharp claws
    Lily Lovebraids is frickin insane, she survived 410 days with the bare minimum and isolated, she has hair like limbs, and she is super crazy she would probably stab you
    Harley Sawyer (Doctor) Bruh it’s a computer with super intellectual being and he can probably mail you or outsmart you
    Mini Huggies are 6 feet tall and they go in a pack
    Yarnaby can easily bite your head off or maul you with his claws
    Doey can slowly suffocate you, or deceive you bc he can shapeshift, and he can slide into small places
    Prototype, do I even have to explain bro, he’s like 26 feet tall and super agile…
    If I missed anything ima edit it in
    Edit: The smiling critters will do you like Dogday
    And Nightmare Huggy is js huggy on more crack
    Nightmare critters are the same as the smiling critters but on meth…
    Ms Delight will crack my skull open with Barb…
    The Outimals are like the isolated Smiling Critters, and they are kinda insane, they will take you down..

    • @heinyourheart
      @heinyourheart Month ago

      huggy wuggy can easily be outran he runs at 8mph so if youre active or tall hes not really an issue

  • @Ryansj0124
    @Ryansj0124 Month ago +20

    14:02 minor correction. Baba Chops is a she. Not a he.

    • @ribbet0
      @ribbet0 Month ago +3

      Another minor correction. The large baba chops that attacks you is a he, but yeah the character is a she

  • @Socrates-0001
    @Socrates-0001 Month ago +46

    Of course bro posted this at 4:20 😭

  • @kaitiemonsivais850
    @kaitiemonsivais850 Month ago +29

    8:42 SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME

  • @MackGore
    @MackGore Month ago +1

    My favorite character is cat nap because his design is sick(edit) and huggy wuggy

  • @Shadow.exe-k1p
    @Shadow.exe-k1p Month ago

    Calling PJ slow as hell should be a crime

  • @Random_OnlyChannel
    @Random_OnlyChannel Month ago +9

    To remind you that While Huggy has all those Strength&Durability, his running speed is only 10 mph (Normal human running speed) so you could theoretically out paced him.... well only if fear doesn't get you
    (He ran half a mile in 3 minutes)

  • @fazberry21
    @fazberry21 Month ago +21

    8:57 WHAT!?

  • @arnauzer
    @arnauzer Month ago +38

    I love the tierlist non-seriousness it made it 10times better imo.
    However, I crashed out at Yarnaby. That thing is buildt like a mountain lion on steroïds, 5times the size and a mouth that can probably chop a car in half. If you can't prove that you can beat a cougar in a fight, don't even dream of surviving Yarnaby.
    PS : Do not actually attend to beat a cougar in a fight.

    • @VoyagerBlue
      @VoyagerBlue Month ago

      yarnaby is very fast you can't not out run it btw

    • @grasslov3rqueen398
      @grasslov3rqueen398 Month ago

      yarnaby is highly attracted to sound and noise tho bc he's blind
      if you were quiet enough theres a chance you could sneak away

  • @gaming_unlimited-b6g

    1:19 anyone else realize he uses his butt to smack that glass? Cracks me up every time XD

  • @Milkmatt12
    @Milkmatt12 25 days ago +1

    Id survive most of them but Huggy,Catnap,Doey(if he crashes out),Baba chops and the Prototype

  • @hellomyfellowcreature

    Mommy long legs is made of elastic plastic so scissors really wont help bc they will take a WHILE to cut and mommy will already have clapped you. Also bunzo is oretty safe but you cant take away the gong thingys because they are connected to him. Also baba chops is a girl

  • @RazorSharp-b21
    @RazorSharp-b21 Month ago +8

    3:17 - Pee Pee 💀✌

  • @DollyJens
    @DollyJens Month ago +6

    prototype ate a train to the mouth

  • @Arquiteto_Roberto
    @Arquiteto_Roberto Month ago +1

    Huggy actually runs as fast as an average human, if you exercise regularly, you can escape. Mommy is more dangerous than him.

  • @vyrox_035
    @vyrox_035 Month ago +1

    13:46 just marry him bruh🥀💔

  • @fazberry21
    @fazberry21 Month ago +23

    5:30 mommy unalived her husband

    • @fazberry21
      @fazberry21 Month ago +1

      ​vivi-ws9yl she's bipolar

    • @WolfTrap-Anim
      @WolfTrap-Anim Month ago +4

      why the fuck are you saying unalive in a comments section youtube isnt gonna ban you

    • @fazberry21
      @fazberry21 Month ago

      ​@WolfTrap-Anim sorry 😅

  • @Benny0302
    @Benny0302 Month ago +7

    4:04 how do you do that accidentally?

  • @squirelz
    @squirelz Month ago +7

    15:29 not to mention, its likely he did that ON ACCIDENT LIKE WTF

  • @DrSawyer-w7s
    @DrSawyer-w7s Month ago +3

    Every time I studder 2:46

  • @i_like_cold
    @i_like_cold Month ago +1

    I can say I'm cracking lilly lovebraids and nobody will see this