lol so true 1st - my kid is so cute 2nd - it's not a phase, mom 3rd - are you eating properly? convenience store food doesn't count. come back home and eat.
She's a poke-thot, they never evolve their pokemon and then somehow manage to have difficulties in these games. They're the same cancerous thots that own everything Eevee related.
She just went through a full mother's life: 1. Just born, she thinks you're the cutest living creature in the world and is overprotective. 2. Teenage phase, she's heartbroken seeing how much you changed since you're a kid 3. Adulthood, she's disappointed for what you have become but feels obligated to loves you however less
Pretty sure the reason she said being skinny is bad is because she feels like he drastically lost it rather than gradually, so she's worried he's not eating properly, which is sad and cute at the same time
I'm feeling a BIG maternal vibe from Roa-chan here. She chooses Sobble over the other two because he's described as being a crybaby, so sobviously (haha) she wants to be the one to comfort him and dry his tears - but when he grows up and becomes a rebellious teenager who doesn't want to be coddled anymore Roa becomes upset. And then when he grows up AGAIN and becomes an independent adult Roa's like 'you're not eating enough I'm so worried about you please come back home and let me feed you'. Roa has a big crush on anyone who shows a maternal side to her, like Mirei-sensei or Inui. That being said she also has a crush on paternal figures like Bangiras (Banderas). Overall Roa's just a kid who wants cool mature role models to imitate, which is why it feels so fresh when *she* tries to be the adult figure in a relationship (even if the relationship is with a Pokemon).
It's already happening. Nijisanji has been slowly expanding worldwide, a few months ago they expanded to Indonesia and made Nijisanji ID where they created three Vtubers by the name of Zea Cornelia, Taka Radjiman and Hana Macchia. They can speak English, Indonesian, and Japanese. Nijisanji has also now been planning to expand to India with Nijisanji IN and are currently doing auditions for people who would want to become Vtubers. I would expect in a year or two for Nijisanji to have Vtubers from all different parts of the world making content.
saying sorry with a smug face lol 2:37 fuckin christ she went uninterested fast lmao 3:37 now she feels like abandoning the poor thing without actually saying it LUL
@SharinganSakura i didn't let it evolve in my playthrough successfully lol.. but i could tell it was gonna be fighting/fire n sport themed cus of the bandaid. atleast u have greninja!
![[Subbed] Roa thinks Ars is an angel and then discovers the darkness of her forest](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DXzBJaRd5HY/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Tsukino Mito Played Too Many H Games (Nijisanji) [ENG SUB]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/PWG31tMIQXs/mqdefault.jpg)
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Sobble: when I grow up I-
Her: *N O*
Dog: i gotchu fam
Lmaop
She sounds like an overprotective mom thst doesn't want his son to grow up and stay with her forever
lol so true
1st - my kid is so cute
2nd - it's not a phase, mom
3rd - are you eating properly? convenience store food doesn't count. come back home and eat.
@@satan7481 and the FBI is growing with her on the watchlist. FBI intensifies
>overprotective mom
>his
w h e e z e
Her* son
😂
She's a poke-thot, they never evolve their pokemon and then somehow manage to have difficulties in these games. They're the same cancerous thots that own everything Eevee related.
She's just so cute.
Thank you for the translations.
👍👍
It's a fat dude
Ichidin - wrong vtuber, that'd be Old Man Noji
shes so precious everytime she goes SORRY PONTA
She just went through a full mother's life:
1. Just born, she thinks you're the cutest living creature in the world and is overprotective.
2. Teenage phase, she's heartbroken seeing how much you changed since you're a kid
3. Adulthood, she's disappointed for what you have become but feels obligated to loves you however less
That closely follows the evolution line of Sobble actually
@@nekofrau He then joins the navy and his neutral special becomes *GUN*
Julio .C crying rivers in the desert... possibly literally
that hit too close to home.
too far man... too far...
@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means Game Freak isn't disappointed, they just don't care.
She's having an essentials crisis of cuteness
did u perchance mean "existential"
How are there over 200 likes,
And only after a week someone smart enough to correct him appeared?!
@@terelext welcome to the internet friend
Khaturtle my dumb ass read it as existential anyway. i need an eye check
Bruh every time she said sorry I got a heart attack
Our parental instincts have awoken
Pretty sure the reason she said being skinny is bad is because she feels like he drastically lost it rather than gradually, so she's worried he's not eating properly, which is sad and cute at the same time
Where's the Everstone when you need 'em?
gone, reduced to atoms
@@pimiento3428 Did you use the Everstone to destroy the Everstone?!
She sounds like a really young grandma... a really cute grandma...
A loli baba I would love to live with.
@@LunarEdge7 i mean.
**ahem** "sleep with" sounds pretty good as well
Wait.
Why do i hear very confused sirens?
Dazai! - Hands up, F O O L
I Agree
Hello yes officer
I'm feeling a BIG maternal vibe from Roa-chan here. She chooses Sobble over the other two because he's described as being a crybaby, so sobviously (haha) she wants to be the one to comfort him and dry his tears - but when he grows up and becomes a rebellious teenager who doesn't want to be coddled anymore Roa becomes upset.
And then when he grows up AGAIN and becomes an independent adult Roa's like 'you're not eating enough I'm so worried about you please come back home and let me feed you'.
Roa has a big crush on anyone who shows a maternal side to her, like Mirei-sensei or Inui. That being said she also has a crush on paternal figures like Bangiras (Banderas). Overall Roa's just a kid who wants cool mature role models to imitate, which is why it feels so fresh when *she* tries to be the adult figure in a relationship (even if the relationship is with a Pokemon).
Get someome who understands you as much as Kaz does to Roa.
Cute dependent girls who go ara ara at cute defenless things always brings me joy
@@lilacKurage congrat you want kids
weirdos
Thank you for taking the time to sub this, we really appreciate your hard work.
Roa is so heartbroken over Ponta lool
This is literally me with mudkip
At the very least Mudkip becomes cool when it evolves, Sobble just becomes... Ugly.
Also me with totodile
Swampert, one of the strongest pokémon of gen 3: *Yoo what the fuck?!*
@@herosmashmigdk he becomes aoyama
That was alpharad with mudkip for a pokemon challenge
I felt that
Also even tsukino mito who expect that water type to become cute ended up in speechless.
4:39 everytime a family look at me
THIS IS THE MOST PUREST THING I'VE EVER SEEN, PROTECT THE DEMON LOLI AND HER FROGGY BABY.
She sounds like the most precious overprotective mother.
did that demon say adiós? santo cielo
Three meals a day from now on cracked me up
It's a mistranslation. She actually says "triple servings of rice".
But I'm glad you enjoyed it anyway!
Sh*t.
My heart melts everytime she says
“Ponta~Ponta Gomen~”.
I'm just imagining her character having a mental breakdown about Ponta evolving in the stadium right in front of Milos before battling him 😂
roa is definetly my favorite nijisanji vtuber she is so cute
Roa is too precious
Thankyou hero for the translations
She's like a mother who won't allow her child to grow up.
I expect that the day is coming, thanks to you, when Nijisanji becomes more and more popular all over the world :)
It's already happening. Nijisanji has been slowly expanding worldwide, a few months ago they expanded to Indonesia and made Nijisanji ID where they created three Vtubers by the name of Zea Cornelia, Taka Radjiman and Hana Macchia. They can speak English, Indonesian, and Japanese. Nijisanji has also now been planning to expand to India with Nijisanji IN and are currently doing auditions for people who would want to become Vtubers. I would expect in a year or two for Nijisanji to have Vtubers from all different parts of the world making content.
@@Taneuma_563 I already knew about Nijisanji ID. But I didn't understand about Nijisanji INN. Thank you for informing that to me.
@@Taneuma_563 you kidding me ? India? I dont think they will have audience there.
@@rianan6620 I'm not even kidding, see for yourself.
mobile.twitter.com/nijisanji_india?lang=en
@@Taneuma_563 wait srsly I am pretty sure my country India doesn't have that big of an audience to attract vtubers
Nobody watched that clip for the last year. That's super sad
Yeah. I miss her
Ponta: i want to be big
Her: i'm sorry little one
Dude, I really appreciate that you take your time to make these videos. I really love the nijisanji gang and am grateful to you for this.
this is adorable. i lvoe this.
She was making a good decision to not evolve Ponta. Mid life emo sobble is a gross boi.
And her face when he fully evolved was cute af 🙏
Roa-tan: I'm sorry little one
Just close your eyes and listen
2:13
*Hold it right there!*
FBI OPEN UP!!!
*Not my proudest fap*
But it's close.
ぱわふる 海外ニキにも通報芸をしてて草
ジャパニーズ文化は海を渡ったな
What the fuck bro....
Filthyfrank once said
"As much as I wish it was true, not all girls irl sounds like AHHHH YAMATE ONII CHAN"
I call bullshit
What a lovely mother she will be one day! So cute
Hmmm idk about that. The only reason she let him grow up was because of God. Freya vibes
Not everyone wants a relationship or kids
god if only she saw snipe shot
god that attack is soo badass
0:45 I love her face in that moment xd x3
Roa is the cutest Vtuber I’ve ever seen
*Shirakami Fubuki
Ookami Mio**
*Akai Haato
Don't forget Nekomiya Hinata
Inugami Korone!
Oh Roa, you are too good for us sinsacks.
You saying us sinsack remind me of that time i read a doujin from some of the nijisanjis it makes me feel bad now
@@CauserII remorse shows you understand your actions were wrong
please stop now while you can and be clean instead
@@tfwnoyandere yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh about that its prolly already to late for me since i've read most of the vtuber doujin
@@CauserII it's never too late my friend
you can't undo what you have done, just please don't go any further
@@tfwnoyandere HAHA!! yeah i guess you're right
What a rabbit hole I haven f as llen down
1:39 that "adios" killed me and took me to heavens
Actually, I always did this too in pokemon. Never let cute pokemon evolve!
1:38 Este "Adiós" me encantó xD.
海外ニキの切り抜き初めて見た
Also, he's heavier than his previous Evolution, so, think of it as an upgrade...
Messon : I want to evolve!!!
Roa : BBBBBBBBB
まさかの切り抜き海外勢
しかもくっそ丁寧な翻訳字幕付きとかやりますねぇ！
That thumbnail makes it look like she doesn't have an arm, but a hand straight from the shoulder socket
Every "Suma" and "Gomene" you hear your lifespan extends.
I like to comment on videos If she whispered that stuff to me I think I might become immortal. Not in just lifespan, but in endurance as well.
“You can’t be so skinny”
All the skinny people in the comment section: alLoW uS tO iNtRoDuCe oUrSeLvEs
*I REJECT YOU'RE EVOLUTION PONTA*
This is incredibly cute, funny and sad
1:38 adiós~!
Adiós ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ!
Great translation
She must've fed all the food to Cerberus instead of Inteleon. All according to plan.
4:30 "You can't be so skinny! Being so skinny is bad!"
welp RIP skinny people x_x
aka me :[
I think she was more saying that the cartoon proportions make him look anemic by human standards. You valid, you valid.
@@KatlsNalcrateo hehe yeah I assume so too, when i heard her say it at first I thought she said "being skinny is bad" and I couldn't stop laughing :p
@@overeactive36 she aint wrong :p
Shouldn't it be 5 meals? Breakfast, lunch, snack, dinner, and evening snack :D
@@kitcat2449if you want, personally if I want a snack I don't set a time to have one i just do :]
She hates everything except sobble dosent she
she literally faint from seeing slim ponta
Welcome to Sobble team
"Eat some food"
That caught me off guard lmao
Ponta! Plz eat! T_T
海外ニキもロアちゃんの可愛さに気付いてしまったか...
世界のロアまん
近いうちに世界から争いは消えてさらにその後に国境は消え人種の壁すらも消えて世界がひとつになる（予言）
癌が治る
Roa: You can’t be so skinny
Me: *look at myself* (scream in Darth Vader noise) NOOOOOO!
good to see you're not so busy anymore!
Roa, best caring kawai mother.
¡¡Adiós!!
Roa: ponta where'd your body weight go?
Me: It has been added to my crippling diabetes due to this video's insanely high sweatness levels.
That such emotional for cry baby.. And both cute....
*moves away from the mic to breathe*
I think her dog really wants Ponta to evolve instead lol 😂
She making it hard for me to breath for some reason
She's breathtaking.
Now I named my Character Ponta😂😂😂😂
Wah tha fuck I feel like I almost die everytime she goes "Sorry... Im sorry~"
dog(cat)
A mother's drama.
This is the story of a caring mom that just couldnt let go her baby girl until the thotification process succeeded.
demon’s egoism 🚬 かっこいい…
I like how she kept calling her dog "dog".
When in doubt, choose Chii-chan!
こんな可愛い悪魔のエゴがあるならば、ぜひとも叶えたい。
Ponta: what is this hell im in?!
Adios~
Ponta is too dynamite cute for her to evolve...
I'M CALLING PETA. This is Ponta abuse
saying sorry with a smug face lol
2:37 fuckin christ she went uninterested fast lmao
3:37 now she feels like abandoning the poor thing without actually saying it LUL
Chuggaconroy: WHY IS THAT SOBBLE LEVEL 22?!?! THAT IS TREASON!!!!
Roa: Ponta~ So Adorable~
This is so sad 😭
Does anyone have the clip where chichan just fucken explodes in front of her in minecraft to a creeper?
Wow that evolution is actually disgusting.. Yeah i wouldn't want to evolve my pokemon if they'd be looking like that
Always keep your eyes on the prize, *always...!* Poor Roa... There has to be a way to permanently prevent evolving aside from the usual "B button"
Everstone
In Gen 4 you get one by an NPC trading a Haunter to you. Probably the funniest one in the series. xD
She's Like My Mom Because She Doesn't Want Me To Grow Up.
Me gusta la parte donde dice adiós 👍
she don't evolve with ponta him but ponta can evolve pokemon monster did it, *angry roa noises*
Confused noise
April fools update: Pokémon who have extra xp have a chance to explode which increases the more xp they have
4:36 she's actually saying eat 3 cups of rice (probably every meal). Which is a fuck ton of rice....
I realized this after I posted... but can't edit hard sub and RUclips removed annotations ;_;
braixen in a nutshell
Omg just how many cute vtuber that i must watch
海外ニキ達もよう見とる
oh no, it became emo
Video of bad parenting
Me with scorbunny...
@SharinganSakura i didn't let it evolve in my playthrough successfully lol.. but i could tell it was gonna be fighting/fire n sport themed cus of the bandaid. atleast u have greninja!
@SharinganSakura my fave is probably empoleon
Ponta skinny is bad!