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Autistically ranking all my Minigames
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- Published on Apr 19, 2026
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Gerg puts every single one of his 50 Minecraft Minigames on a tier list to find out the best from the worst.
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Because you guys keep asking!
LINK TO THE CHEGG WEBSITE, IT HAS ONLINE MATCHMAKING (I have no idea if it works)
hydrophobis.github.io/Chegg/
Who made the printed card game variant? I'd love to print it for myself too ^^
I like track attack @_gerg
Chegg? More like gegg because it sounds like GERG
thank you gerg i now have people to play chegg with, because my friends called the rules "too long" and didnt want to play
Can i have the link to the website with all the custom cards that you showed at 23:56 ?
This is like Stampy Cat but he never stopped swearing and got even more unhinged
wait,never stopped?
@BigJ_TMStampy used to swear but then he realized lots of kids watched him so he stopped and made his entire channel kid friendly. I think there might be re-uploads of his first episodes on his lovely world
@dontreadthis- On a separate channel you can watch him play through Halo 4, where he does swear in it.
Best comparison i've ever seen, actually.
You have 666 likes
When are you neurotypically ranking them next
never. its impossible
Impossible
ya can’t
gerg isn't capable of that
You can't neurotypically put 50 things in a tier list
I feel like a lot of these games could be improved a bunch with minor fixes like "bullshide" having pressure plates instead of buttons, or the tower of babel either having a pre-set timer that closes the pit (giving win condition) or being a party style game where everyone plays as the trident guy, and the person who survived the longest wins
I had the same idea for bullshide with pressure plate :D
And the ice hockey one having an armadillo instead of a boat
I was going to say have a set number of lives for the people in the pit, using redstone to detect when someone respawns incrementing a counter then eventually blocking off that spawn location forcing them into a path out of the spawn area.
@mouniaotmani3320 same lol
@Cybercerialdestroyer we might see it happen cuz Gerg hearted it
Descent,chegg and overflow are all valid S tiers but I feel like bomber man and run deserve S tier as well I mean bomber man can be difficult to set up but it doesn't stop it from being an amazing game and run is just so simple and easy while being so enjoyable with friends I don't know why they are not S tier (in my opinion)
there is a realms minigame which is literally bomber man maybe they ripped gerg of 😂
Actually.. it's a real game?...
@Skarbill bro bomberman is a video game from 1983
@LumiteBari know that
@Skarbill maybe the realms minigame was based off the 1983 version and not gerg's
7:21 me when i see the bricks that turn you into a chimp:
Sounds more like a crow to be honest
me when i see the CROWncrete bricks
25:45 descendant does NOT count. That is not a mini game that is a full standalone game 😭😭😭
Fr.
Megagame
@timaeus359 no, just game
@Ignious it’s a game within a game, a game^2 if you will
its not mini at all
SAY IT WITH HIM FOLKS!!!
"I HAVE MADE, ANOTHER MINECRAFT MINIGAME"!!
*a
Mister antennas TV-- oh wait my bad
I HAVE MAD, ANOTHER MINECRAFT MINIGAME!!
THE SHOW TAHT MAKES YOU SCREAM
Do you mean "I have made A another Minecraft Minigame!!"
@Ordinary_Animationno
I read it as "Australianly ranking all of my minigames" 😭
he hasn't made cricket in minecraft yet he can't do that
Both, both works
OY MATE, THIS GAME'S FESTY!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i read artistically ✌
3:39 I wonder how it would play with spears
somehow, definitely worse
I WAS THINK THAT BECAUSE THERE IS A FREAKIN' SPEARS LOL
Both players would hold the attack button and deal the same amount of damage, so even worse
@cccyanide3034 I mean maybe, but you gotta remember spears have 2 attacks. The hold and the jab. So in theory if you hold from far enough you could jab right after
@cccyanide3034 make the distance bigger (this probably won't work)
26:58 Thank you for showing my video of descendant! As a creator with sub 100 subscribers i wasn't expecting you would see it
I’m just shamelessly commenting on my friends comment to push his channel in the algorithm
@BennyBGood I SHALL HELP YOU TOO FELLOW DESCENDANT despite not knowing it exists until this video
@SarahAllen-tq1vryou are a legend bro
I must help too even if it’s not much
Alrighty then, updating you to the "confirmed autistic" tier of my "how autistic are the youtubers i watch" tier list, congrats!
Do u actually have that tierlist
@Cqvernmore or less
@Cqvern who doesn't
There is no "how much autistic".
*Autistically comments on this video
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🏻⬜🟦🏻🏻🟦⬜🏻
🏻⬜🟦🏻🏻🟦⬜🏻
⬛🏻🏻🏻🏻🏻🏻⬛
⬛⬛🏻🏻🏻🏻⬛⬛
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Artistically replies
I LOVE YOU LUIGI
Acoustically replies
Artistically reads
8:35 thanks for the thorough and in depth explanation on why you feel this way about scrabble.
I read it as “automatically” and thought you built a redstone machine to rank them 💀
And then it gains sentience and becomes AM
@Gamerchrisy999 "I was in hell, looking at heaven"
27:33 Counterpoint: Fishslap
Thats a good point
I was gonna say that too!
“Bu-but Gerg”-🤓
22:12 "armadildo"
He actually SAID it out loud TWICE on his first stream
I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT SAW THAT
20:03 Honmey Money
Honeygh. Moneygh.
1:46 truly iconic.
oh that explains why you focus so much on redstone
8:28 canonical Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Gerg: "I MADE 50 MINIGAMES!!!"
Also Gerg: "THIS ONE SUCKS" "THIS ONE IS BAD" "THIS ONE BARELY COUNTS AS A MINIGAME"
16:50 Yeah, It would've been really cool to the inventor of the minigame try the advanced version in the video it was made.
Autistically likes the video
10:49 could you replace it with a flame bow and shoot snow to melt it? You could also add punch to the bow so you can knock down players.
Great idea by the way, this was a crash out…
Great idea! There are many ways he can improve this but he so angry angry pig
3:45
This is now perfect with spears
"GET OFF MY LAWN!" said Gerg calmly
20:08 Honmey Money lmao
17:39 Its kinda funny cus now the guess the block minigame is very popular lol
10:40 Some ways I thought of to improve Tower of babel would be to give the players some sort of time limit (maybe in the form of rising lava?) and a limited, but still large amount of sand.
Could make some sort of piston floor and have a row of sand fall into the void after x amount of seconds so that way the sand doesn’t build up and its self resetting if you wait for it to cycle I’m sure there’s a way to randomize how it falls but I can only think of how to do a set pattern of void holes maybe doing a semi random pattern if you have a really long idk how to word it other than track of blocks I’m sure that’s pretty poor way to do it since I’m still pretty bad at redstone just good enough to know I’m bad ya know lol
The Tower of Babel was destroyed because the people who built it were unable to communicate due to God creating a language barrier and making teamwork effectively impossible. Perhaps the players could be forced to make their own towers and have limited sand?
11:42 "a drawing out of powdered concrete powder blocks" truly inspiring!
10:13 i think adding a redstone timer would be cool, if the player with the trident keeps the players down for maybe 8 minutes or so, they win, but if the players with sand get out before the timer goes off, they win.
20:42 MY EARS :(
weak
I'd watch a show about gerg hosting a "game show" with all these mini games, similar to Total Drama Island.
0:20 I though he was gonna say it was his 50 year old birthday
20:03 “Honmey”
Dang BrewStar got D-tier. I was the original creator or thinker of the idea on the Gerg discord. I was hoping he’d mention me but that’s besides the point. Anyway in my personal opinion as someone who doesn’t brew that often I would put it in C-tier just because it’s a little harder. Maybe with some improvements like adding a randomized ingredient feature where you have to battle the other player over an ingredient you may or may not have. That could work. Anyway, I just wanted to share that I thought this was a great video!
Tbf with that one if you know nothing about potions (which is highly likely) the rounds could be really long if you aren't lucky and pick the right ingredient, and if you do know about potions you just win
If the word "Autistically" wasn't in the title, I wouldn't have clicked this video
10:25 to be fair, it would be a perfectly winnable game if there was a timer implemented. Maybe when the timer ends the floor is destroyed and all the sand and players fall into lava
Tower of babel seems really cool tho
Damn, way hi g this video made me realize I’ve really been watching Gerg since the beginning of his mini game journey. Happy to have been here, it’s been a fun time, congrats on 50 mini games
Yea same
same
we love gerg making autism a major personality trait again
15:58 Most Note-able
17:05 bocchi reference!
1:24: So Ultimate ChickenHorse but in Minecraft? lol
Yo I love that game. And yes, it feels very similar when you do play it
20:02 "WHERE IS HONEY GETTING THE MONEY?!"
Saw the title and my fingers did the rest
20:31 honmey money
I think this video goes into E tier
Make a tier list minigame.
26:28 He said hell, while flying through the nether part
Autistically watching you Autistically ranking all of your minigames.
Autistically replying to your autistically watching gerg autistically rank his minigames
"Gerg this is the 2nd time you have brought the same presentation to the class"
0:11 5-0?!?!?!? YOU CALLED THE COPS ON US?!?!?!?
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@Inlaewolf if you've seen any cop movies and stuff the cops are often called 5-0 by criminals
@Highspeed2011 I thought Gerg was about to say he's 50
Ultrakill Cerberus reference
@GabrielDP007uhhhhhh I never played overkilll... I didn't even know that this was a reference...
20:05 "HONMEY MONEY"
1:29 ultimate chicken horse: minecraft edition
22:12
Must've been the wind...
15:07 yea the indie game itself is more fun(it does atmosphere really well too) than the Minecraft version, I still find it cool you could do that
7:19 reasonable crashout
20:56 the Sulfur Cube will caryy this Minigame in a few Months
Yeah can’t wait for Gerg to start fixing old mini games with the…
*cum cube*
I ate a lemon
I ate a rock
Bro ate a rock😂
same :/ i need help getting it out too :(
Bro ate a rock😂
I couldn’t be prouder 🥹
a lemon eats a rock, inspirational
As the autism, we find sand in pits very exciting
5:31 end of sponsorship
Thank you. You are the Goat!
You forgot the best minigame of all time: Fishslap.
You know one thing that I noticed is that all of the games with tridents were bad, and Gerg and his friends both felt so. If only Gerg learned stuff from his past.
His friends liked Babel
6:33 Bomberman? I hardly know her!
9:23 overflow is crazy bro😂 (anime watchers will know what i mean)
Lmao
Uh we don't mention it...
"anime watchers" did you mean "gooners"? I watch anime and I do NOT watch that horrid stuff
@TheRestartedOne anime watchers all know what it is (including you I see) doesn't mean we watch it
the type of shit people watch at 3am when they are alone
Autism? Who called me.
YAY, A GERG VIDEO 🎉
1:03 What prevents me from going first, then just placing 10 blocks as a 2 block tall barrier? Easy win because I won once and my enemy can't win ever
I didn't mention it for time, but 'run' also has a challenge rule, where if you think the course is impossible you can challenge your opponent to run it themselves.
If they succeed though you are eliminated. Rule is rarely used but just acts a deterrence to prevent impossible courses
So basically, the idear is…
50 down, here's to 50 more! Nice work so far, and that Chegg site seems pretty interesting.
Armadildos are undeniably better than the armadillos.
2:51 Now imagine there were different rooms, and you had to pick one before a timer ran out, pushing all the blocks up. But one of the two rooms you can go in just, like, lasers you.
Previous title was "Neurotypically categorizing my small yet fun and creative challenges made in a voxel game" in case you were wondering
16:55 tbf killer chickens are way more interesting
6:31 why did this make me laugh
26:18 decendant is technically a roguelite due to the fact that you can send items back to the top for the next run
19:15 in America we call this sharks and minnows it’s still kinda ahh
We call it octopus up north
I love drive by randomly showing up in F tier with no explanation
14:38 Yes gerg we know you like books, but " buck" shot isn't a book
He’s British give him a break
@onjollyfrfair point
7:21 crow
Gentlemen gentlemen, I’m afraid we, yes WE have been deceived! As one may notice at 16:25 in bottom tier the ice boat mini game is ranked, but NOWHERE does *gerg* ever talk about *it* . Devastation! 🦖
Ah but it gets worse my friends, for you see at 20:05 when talking about HONEY money in the top *left* side it’s listed as HONMEY MONEY, WHAT IS A HONMEY? IS HONEY EVEN REAL?? IM LOSING MY MIND!!!!
Thats all I have to say. Thank you all for your time 🧐
As a gentleman, I thank you for alerting me of this discrepancy. I, too, am losing my mind, because, as I believe HONMEY IS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO REPLACE HONEY WITH BECAUSE GOVERNMENT=EVILNESS AND HONEY=TASTY SUGARY GOODNESS
so yes, my good sir, honey does exist, but it is slowly disappearing from our planet.
That is all I have to say as well. Thank you for YOUR time *Adjusts my totally studious and very very cool monocle in a totally studious and very very cool way*
celebrating 50 minigames over 900k is a real power move
What about Harmadillo? Does that not count as a mini game? The one from your 64 Redstone dust challenge?
Can’t wait for 100 :)
20:50 wouldnt it work if you made the game with a scared armadillo instead of a boat? I think it would be cool
I think the word ‘autistically’ is a little redundant when you make redstone minigames and rank things
What's the name of the song at the end? 28:18
Beyond Nostalgia
I got a dewalt ad while he was doing the brrrrrrr at 13:29, it was hilarious
Minecraft stealing gergs rougelike dungeon design and making it 100x worse and literally broken as hell is crazy.
what's it called?
am i the only one who knows that bomberman is a real game? its literally on my shelf right now
23:55 what is this website
I dunno i hope someone answer
@Catshirt42_Pi314 gee really useful comment here dude
just replying to get notified if someone answers
I’ve searched EVERYWHERE, can’t find it, please ping me if someone succeeds 🙏
Still searching for :,), I think we need to harass ger-
Joist with spears would be cool
24:03 where can I play this?
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
13:01 this is the DEFINITION of me defending stolas in the helluva boss fandom
23:44 chegg is now a rpg i made my me with a campaign and a sequel in the works
I give number 6 a D tier
9:30 u should really change the name of that minigame
dangit. move-hit is my favorite one.
22:12 I CAN'T BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAW THAT