What Iori thinks the male bathroom experience is like

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

Комментарии • 53

  • @hellothere9167
    @hellothere9167 Месяц назад +122

    "Hey there Handsome, you pee here often?"

  • @Hitekkai
    @Hitekkai Месяц назад +101

    "pissing all by yourself, beautiful?"

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Месяц назад +53

    That is the biggest code violation ever. Do not do this

  • @zerrodefex
    @zerrodefex Месяц назад +33

    Talking at the urinals is a major bro code violation, you're supposed to stare at the wall in reverent silence.

  • @ohlawd6763
    @ohlawd6763 Месяц назад +45

    "You a tuna guy? Smells like it."

    • @gossamera4665
      @gossamera4665 Месяц назад +2

      Asparagus actually, want a sip?

  • @epiccarrot88
    @epiccarrot88 Месяц назад +107

    You know, give her some credit. Not many people would try to use the male bathroom experience as free advertising for their streams.

  • @DAFORCEFilms
    @DAFORCEFilms Месяц назад +13

    First clip I’ve seen of Iori. Definitely a Phase streamer.

  • @729060
    @729060 Месяц назад +62

    Women will never understand that men won't as much as make eye contact in the bathroom, let alone talk

    • @darknessml6145
      @darknessml6145 Месяц назад +6

      You dont?

    • @ainzer2903
      @ainzer2903 Месяц назад +1

      They dont apparently

    • @NomDatBass
      @NomDatBass Месяц назад +3

      ​@@darknessml6145 just in case you're being serious, yeah... guys really do avoid as much interaction as possible while in public bathrooms, especially if it's not someone you're particularly close to or a total stranger. You might talk a bit if it's a friend of yours and you both just happened to need to use the bathroom at the same time, as you might not bother stopping a conversation you've already started with said friend just because you gotta piss rq.
      Otherwise tho, in 99% of situations it really is just go in, do your business, leave each other alone, and get out.

    • @_ranko
      @_ranko Месяц назад +1

      ​@@NomDatBasstrue, almost always you mind your business and stare at the wall or where you're aiming at

    • @Deadgye
      @Deadgye Месяц назад

      @@darknessml6145 Friends can be mid conversation and will just cut off at they get into the bathroom, continuing the conversation up as they leave as if it never ended.

  • @lostsrecord
    @lostsrecord Месяц назад +29

    Untapped market for a reason...

    • @Tredenix
      @Tredenix Месяц назад +1

      More like an unzipped market, ayooo

  • @Gibby34340
    @Gibby34340 Месяц назад +21

    If Iori actually thinks guys go into public bathrooms to make friends, we need to educate her on the bro code 😂

  • @fernandoek
    @fernandoek Месяц назад +25

    "put your pants back" someone doesnt know how this works...

  • @Ponconuts
    @Ponconuts Месяц назад +20

    me and my homies cross our streams like an X on the toilet, so our homie is not alone while he pees

  • @deadlypedestrian
    @deadlypedestrian Месяц назад +8

    if the next person over looks distinctly like an otaku, leave 2+ spaces open instead of one

  • @cantinadudes
    @cantinadudes Месяц назад +3

    0:10
    No. Unless there is no other choice you always keep at least 1 toilet between you and the other guy

  • @whalecrown
    @whalecrown Месяц назад +20

    (man im just here to unload all the alcohol i drank and leave)
    🗿

  • @Shrouded_reaper
    @Shrouded_reaper Месяц назад +4

    If someone ever tried randomly talking to me in a mens public bathroom, I would zip up and gtfo post haste because I am about to be REDACTED by that guy.

  • @AmuterSI
    @AmuterSI Месяц назад +31

    Imagine if there were people paid to advertise products to you while pissing next to you...

    • @deadpool569
      @deadpool569 Месяц назад

      That job better have hazard pay and good ass insurance.

  • @TiggySL
    @TiggySL Месяц назад +17

    What psycho designs a public bathroom with only 2 urinals?

    • @are3287
      @are3287 Месяц назад +2

      Ive seen some with a wall between

    • @zerrodefex
      @zerrodefex Месяц назад +3

      The type of psychos who don't install dividers between the urinals (or ones so short that you could shake hands over it.)

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 Месяц назад +8

    the guy who tries to make smalltalk at the stalls is the bane of the public restroom experience lol

  • @koholos
    @koholos Месяц назад +6

    I've been to men's rooms where they had a trough instead of a urinal and no walls. Still no talking.
    The only time it's acceptable to talk at urinals is if you're having a convo on the way in AND there's at least one urinal between you.

    • @NomDatBass
      @NomDatBass Месяц назад +1

      Eh, I'll say if it's a pretty close friend of yours, you can pretty much talk all you want, as that depends heavily on the level of friendship you have.
      If you aren't particularly close to someone tho, you better be making friends with the friggin wall lol.

  • @FelixValentiCh.
    @FelixValentiCh. Месяц назад +6

    look man I try to follow the skip-a-space rule as long as it is socially acceptable

  • @Silence_Isgolden
    @Silence_Isgolden Месяц назад +15

    -Hello, I want to introduce you to my religion, it's called Hakushikaiorism. Nice pp btw.

  • @MrITSCLOBBERINTIME
    @MrITSCLOBBERINTIME Месяц назад +3

    Peak marketing. Amazing!

  • @Azdaja13
    @Azdaja13 Месяц назад +3

    Can you imagine if Iori woke up in a man's body and tried doing things like this... it would be hilarious. xD

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD Месяц назад +1

    This is how Sakana goes to the bathroom.

  • @USELESSDCK
    @USELESSDCK Месяц назад +3

    We are supposed to make small talk? Normally we pull it out and just do it!

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 Месяц назад +2

      You phrased it that way on purpose.

  • @ArthurD
    @ArthurD Месяц назад +1

    The least, LEAST you gonna have for that, is the look like 🤨
    But in average, you'll get slurred at and get an enemy.

  • @clkwr
    @clkwr Месяц назад +2

    Chatting to a dude next to you is unacceptable. It is acceptable to talk loudly to a dude who is pissing on the far side of the room

  • @lqfr8813
    @lqfr8813 24 дня назад +1

    i did had convo when i was junior school with friends in toilet and its normal

    • @LazyClipper
      @LazyClipper  23 дня назад

      Try doing that to strangers tho lol

  • @hello-rq8kf
    @hello-rq8kf Месяц назад +1

    i don't watch iori's streams, is that her bgm? loving the guitar part

  • @ChudBoulder
    @ChudBoulder Месяц назад +3

    Taking a piss while selling coffee and runnig ads for Iori, multitasking at its finest! On second thought though, do you really want toilet fans?

  • @headphonics3052
    @headphonics3052 Месяц назад +1

    This might be due to a lack of social skills, but I would have to pause peeing to talk to someone, and that is incredibly uncomfortable to do for any amount of time, let alone an unskippable ad