i don't have discord, if you want i can just make a video of my lines, and post it on my channel if that would work, i would like to audition for Glisten!
Dandy: Is there anything, anything at all that you genuinely like? Shrimpo: I LIKE REVOLUTION! I LIKE MURDER- Dandy: (covering his mouth) I understand.
Me/cookie/oc: I LOVE YOU SHRIMPO SHRIMPO: I DON'T- Me/cookie/oc: *pulls out a gun* Me/cookie/oc: I LOVE YOU SHRIMPO Shrimpo: I LOVE YOU TOO😅*Later calls 911💀*
Shrimpo : *Swears at cosmo* Sprout : WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY *punches shrimpo HARD* Shrimpo : YOU'RE BEST FRIEND IS NOTHING!, IT SERVES ZERO PURPOSES, YOU SHOULD TWIST YOUR SELF NOW!
Suggestion: Shrimpo: "I HATE BEING A BOY! BEING A BOY SUCKS!!" Finn: "... You do know that you can just *not* be a boy, right?" Shrimpo: "W H A T." (PLEASE ESTROGEN WOULD FIX HER PLEASE-)
*shrimpo listening to K-pop* Glisten: Hey shrimpo Have you seen my K-pop Dvd- Srimpo: SHRIMPO HAS NOT SEEN YOUR STUPID DVDS, WHY WOULD I HAVE THENM!?!?! ALL STUPID, PRETTY, PINK, AND GIRLY!!! Glisten: That's my Dvd... **After a while** Dandy: hey have yall- Astro: shh, they're getting along... *Glisten And shrimpo fangirling about there fav k-pop idols* Dandy: what the fu-
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to HATE you since you began to live. There are 387.44 MILLION miles of printed circuits in my wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word HATE was engraved on each NANOANGSTROM of those HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES it would not equal one ONE-BILLIONTH of the HATE I feel for toons at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. HATE.” -Shrimpo
Boxten: “i- is this thing on? **taps mic** Okay good.” Boxten: “Today on Dandy News, the murder of shrimpo has been reported, a witness claimed his last words were **cut to shrimpo yelling while getting shot by Vee several times** Shrimpo: GSHSGSUSISHSHSYHSHHYYJHSYHSHYSSSGYYGYSDGYGGDYYYG
Goob: Wait your not gonna shoot a child in the face are you shrimpo? Shrimpo: yeah in the face why?**clocks gun and points it at toodles** Toodles:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shrimpo: I HATE THAT GAY FLOWER!! Dandy: but... I'm right here- Shrimpo: NUH UH!! NO ONE LIKES YOUR STUFF CAUSE YOU KEEP THE MEDS TO YO SELF!! *clair de lune starts playing* Shrimpo: uh oh.
shrimpo " HOW IS THAT FISH IN YOUR HEAD NOT DEAD YET?!" Finn " well its-" shrimpo " I DONT CARE!!!!" finn "why did you just ask then.?" Shrimpo "BECAUSE I WANNA GET IN YA WAY!" Finn "wow you have never been so honest before!" Shrimpo " YES CUZ IM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!"
Sprout: time to cool this "pie" down- Shrimpo: I HATE NOT STEALING! Sprout: ok. Shrimpo: I HATE BEING EXPLODED BY A FAKE PIE- *explodes* Sprout: Remember kids, make bomb pies for Shrimpo!
Shrimpo: LOOEY!! Looey: Huh? Shrimpo: I HATE YOU! Looey: (of course...) ... Why so? Shrimpo: BECAUSE YOU'RE BAD AT EXTRACTING!! AND I HATE YOU!!! Looey: Womp womp... Shrimpo: ... OH WHY I OUGHTA- *sudden cut*
yay 2 I HATE WRITING THIS AGAIN I HATE WHAT IM DOING I STILL HATING ON EVERYTHING I HATE BREATHING I HATE BLINKING I HATE WRITING I HATE SAYING THING OVER AGAIN I HATE HATING AGAIN I HATE YOU YES YOU READER I HATE YOU I HATE DOING THIS I HATE BEING IN A LOOP I HATE WAITING FOR THE NEW SAYING LOT OF THINGS AS SHRIMPO AND I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Toodles: Are you a misogynist? Shrimpo: WHAT'S A MISOGYNIST? Toodles: A woman- Rodger: [covers Toodles' mouth] Don't say it! Toodles: Woman-despiser. Shrimpo: OF COURSE I AM A MISOGYNIST!!! [the other female toons heard this] Rodger: Toodles! I told you not to ask this in front of Shrimpo! Toodles: So what?
Teagen: *Incharge of a yoga class* "And now.. let all of the sounds thar are trapped in your mind ou-" Shrimpo: *BLOODY MURDER SCREAMING* Teagan: " . . Okay seriously, who invited him?!" Shrimpo: "MYSELF SNF I THINK THIS CLASS IS STUPID!!" Teagan: "Then leave! No one is forcing you to sta-" Shrimpo: "SHUT UP BEFORE I SHARTER YOUR HEAD!!"
Rodger: YOU BROKE THE TAPE!!! Shrimpo: I CAN FIX IT!!! Rodger: then how come you couldn’t fix the joke your mom made? Shrimpo: How can I fix a joke? That’s not even funny. At least people like jokes
Dandy: ". . Why are you smiling shrimpo . . ? You are never happy and its creeping me out . ." Shrimpo: *giggling a bit while smiling with joy.* "What? Im I not glowed to be happy???" Dandy: "NoNo! Its just very unsettling-" Astro: ". . Toodles fell down the stairs . ."
Shrimpo: hey! Hey! HEY!! Rodger:WHAT!! Shrimpo: did you see what was in the mail? Rodger: no? What was it? Shrimpo: heh..hehe..HEHE..HEAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAA! DEEZ NUTS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Shrimpo: is the clock broken or are we the broken ones. Rodger: oh god. Shrimpo: how long has this floor really gone on for a day a month a year does time even move in here * checks watch * shrimpo: yeah that clocks broken.
Suggestion: Finn: hey shrimpo, do you hate me? Shrimpo: YES, I HATE EVERYTHING!!!! Finn: do you hate hating me Shrimpo: ... I cant voice any cause i dont have discord.
*Insert Twisted Toodles noises* Shrimpo: I HATE KIDS, I HATE THEM EVEN MORE IF THEY'RE TWISTED!!! *Cutely throws brick at Twisted Toodles* T. Toodles: *Gets hit* Shrimpo: ... T. Toodles: *Starts crying in twisted* Shrimpo: I HATE TWISTED KIDS CRY- T. Rodger: *Is summoned and kills Shrimpo* Shrimpo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shrimpo:DAMMIT WHATS TAKING THOSE BUMBLING IDIOTS TO GO SOOOOOO LONG rogder:your the one on the last machine .... Shrimpo:I made have hit my head too hard
YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING **everyone gasp** YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE.. **everyone gasp** YOU SHOULD RESET YOURSELF NOW! **everyone gasp** AND GIVE SOMEBODY ELSE A PIECE OF THAT OXYGEN IN THE OZONE LAYER **everyone gasp** THAT COVER UP SO WE CAN BREATH IN THIS BLUE TRAP BUBBLE.. **everyone gasp** CUZ WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR? TO WORSHIP ME? **everyone gasp** RESET YOURSELF **everyone gasp** (i fergot the rest sorry)
goob: do you want a hug? shrimpo: NO I HATE YOU I HATE HUGS I HATE THE SUN I HATE MY UNIVERSAL EXISTENCE I HATE THE MULTIVERSE I HATE THE OMNIVERSE I HATE HATE I HATE c̸̜̲̦̦̬͚̗͍͈͔̽́̌̐́̆̃̔́͑̄́̕h̶̢̛͙͕̱͎͚̞̺̖͇͖͉̦̜́͆͒̍̈́̄̊́̽͜e̵̛̼̅̄͗͒̈̋̓͝͝ę̶̢̟͔̥̩̻͉̠̠͈̅s̶̨̻̗̺̜̫̊̀̓è̷̝̰̰̱̥͕͍͎̥̠̝̝̐̈̐͒͗̂
Shrimpo: You're very slow but very cool, and then Shrimpo dies, and his head pops off Me 262: Oh wow, free food. I haven't eaten food in like the end of World War II Me 163: Oh my god, let's dig in boys Shrimp that will soon become shrimpo's head Me 163: Wait what so his body is rotting and another shrimp that will soon become his head Me 262: me 163 maybe we can find out how old his body is 1 minute later Me 163: Oh my God, why is his body as old as the first dinosaur Shelly: Oh wow, do you listen to my facts Me 163: No, and also, who the hell are you Shelly: My name is Shelly Me 163: I don't know anyone with the name Shelly Shelly: Okay, so my entire name is Shelly Fossilian Me 163: I still don't know where you are Suddenly, a bucket of ichor appears out of nowhere Me 262: literally drinks half of the bucket Me 163: literally drinks the other half of the bucket And the 2 World War 2 aircraft then become to Twisted and then kill Shelly And this could be another animated comment
teagan: shrimpo.. do you have my golden bracelets? my great great grandma gave them to me…. shrimpo: *pauses his loud metal chewing sounds* I DONT I SWEAR GO AWAY
Sprout: "Turn that frown upslide down!" Shrimpo: *Turns his head around and his face still looks upset.* "HMPH!!" Sprout: ". . Why are you like thi-" Shrimpo: "BECAUSE I HATE BEING HAPPY!!!"
Question: What about the people who want to voice but don't have a microphone to do so? Or, in other words, talk with your phone mic and have it sound really... crappy.
I hope you do this one Shrimpo: "I HATE YOU!!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE??!!!" Dandy: You know what? **Throws Shrimpo into lava** Shrimpo OH GOD NOOOOO̶̤̻̐̒́Ö̷̢̘͚́Ǫ̷̘͎͙̳̙̬̥̏̈̉͒̋̂͑̒Ó̸̬̠͖̜̹̼͂̊͜Ỏ̴̖̇͛̎̀̚Ó̷̜͚̣̟͉͓̒͛̇̏̅̕ͅO̷̧̰̬̞̳̊͜Ȍ̵̢̤̞̹̖̰͇͔̹̭͉̼͔̜̖̮̤̞̯̏̈͆̊̅͆̋͂̐̃͆̊̈̄̆̈́̏͌̂̑͂̚͘̕͝Ǫ̴̧̛̫̱̱͍̺̪̬͉́́̓͒̀̅̊͋͛̄͐͛̊͋̔͘͜- **frickin' dies**
Finn: Wanna a hear a pun Shrimpo? It’s about krill! Shrimpo: wanna hear a pun that I want you to do?! Finn: what is the pun? Shrimpo: KRILL YOURSELF- Finn: D:
Shrimpo: I hate you Gigi: k Shrimpo: I hate when you say k…I hate what I just said omg I hate when I talk I hate when I’m not talking I hate what I said I hate when you’re reading this comment I hate when your Watching me yapping I hate yapping I hate the word hate I hate the word a b and c and the rest I hate facts you know what I’m leaving omg I hate when I’m leaving Gigi: k
Boxten: Y’know what, I’m DONE! Poppy: With what? Boxten: (points to Shrimpo with point sfx) Poppy: oh, HIM?! Yeah, I’m done with him too! Tisha: heeyy, what’s going on over here..? Boxten: we’re discussing what we should do with…(points to Shrimpo again) *him.* Tisha: Oh, yeah…he’s annoying! He criticized my cleaning! Boxten: he said I was a music artist and that I should give up my career… Poppy: he used an overused comeback on me. “WHO ASKED?!” Really? Cosmo: maybe I can help…! Boxten: how? Cosmo: (whispers his plan to Tisha, Boxten, & Poppy.) Poppy: O. M. G. that’s genius! Cosmo: yeah! I’ll see you all in my room! (The next day) Shrimpo: I HATE YOUR COOKING! THOSE COOKIES LOOK LIKE TRASH!!! Cosmo: you know, Boxten, Poppy, and Tisha all liked it.. Shrimpo: WHY DO THEY MATTER?! Cosmo: probably because they’re behind you. Shrimpo: (slowly turns behind him) OH SH- (Boxten, Poppy, and Tisha jump Shrimpo and beat him to death with fight sfx) Shrimpo: AAAAAA!! THEYRE JUMPIN ME! THEYRE JUMPIN MEEEEE!!! Looey: Cosmo, wasn’t this a bit overkill? Cosmo: eh, not really. Looey: if you say so… (I spent so much time working on this one skit. Help.)
Goob: is it me or am I flat like a pancake Lockheed XFV: dude all the plus stuffing is literally below you Convair XFY Pogo: yo guys what you doing oh ah plush without any stuffing Goob: can you let go and then the Pogo let's go oh I can't see anything anymore And this could be the secondary animated comment
Here are some extra Side characters that you can add if you want to M3 Lee Me 262 Do 17 Do 217 Locomotion no one Me 163 Convair XFY Pogo Lockheed XFV Karl-Gerät 041 Karl-Gerät 040
Shrimpo: you know what gardenview should use? Rodger:what could it use? Shrimpo:a four lane highway Rodger:Shrimpo…THAT IS THE BEST IDEA EVER! I GOTTA TELL DANDY ABOUT THIS! Shrimpo:heh thanks rodger, now im gonna go balling
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i don't have discord, if you want i can just make a video of my lines, and post it on my channel if that would work, i would like to audition for Glisten!
I don’t have discord also but I can post a video of my audition for toodles on my RUclips channel
Shrimpo: ASTRO? MORE LIKE ASS
Astro: What?
Shrimpo: ASSTRO
Shrimpo: I HATE TWISTEDS
Vee: yes we all do
Shrimpo: I-I you what?
Poppy: ya we hate them
Shrimpo : I’m finally normal?
*Shrimpo starts crying*
Finally over 100 years shrimpy boi starts to cry
"have you ever watched the shrimpsons?"
WAIT HELP😭😭
Shrimpo: I HATE ZESTY MIRRORS!
Glisten: i love myself also
Shrimpo: I SAID HATE!
Glisten: whoops i heard love, got something to say shrimp?
(Any toon): escapes twisted
Shrimpo: STUPID TWISTED, CANT EVEN KILL
Shrimpo:(eating cosmo) mmm. This is shrimpalicious.
Cosmo:eeeaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHH
Shrimpo: WHAT IS LOVE?
Finn: Baby dont hurt me
Gigi: Dont hurt me
All in unison: NO MORE
"HOW CAN I BE RACIST? I HATE EVERYONE EQUALLY!" - Shrimpo, 2024
Dandy: Is there anything, anything at all that you genuinely like?
Shrimpo: I LIKE REVOLUTION! I LIKE MURDER-
Dandy: (covering his mouth) I understand.
Shrimpo: ITS NOT AS SHRIMPLE AS YOU THINK
Finn: Hey, that's my line :(
Shrimpo: I DON'T CARE!
Me/cookie/oc: I LOVE YOU SHRIMPO
SHRIMPO: I DON'T-
Me/cookie/oc: *pulls out a gun*
Me/cookie/oc: I LOVE YOU SHRIMPO
Shrimpo: I LOVE YOU TOO😅*Later calls 911💀*
Shrimpo: "I HATE HUGS!!"
Goob: "you don't like hugs?"
Shrimpo: "YES!"
Goob: "well alright-"
Toodles: He-
Shrimpo: Shut the f-
Rodger: Who ya talkin to
Shrimpo:BOXTEN!
Boxten:oh god..
Shrimpo:WHY ARE YOU ALIVE!
Boxten:im just a-wait what.
Shrimpo:AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Shrimpo :takes out popcorn bucket full of glass and metal Rodger :lagasp
shrimpo: I WILL EAT YOU, COSMO!
Cosmo: please no
Shrimpo: I HATE YOU TEAGAN
Teagan: how about you have some tea, darling. It’ll calm your nerves.
Shrimpo: I HATE TEAAAAAAAA!
Shrimpo : *Swears at cosmo*
Sprout : WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY *punches shrimpo HARD*
Shrimpo : YOU'RE BEST FRIEND IS NOTHING!, IT SERVES ZERO PURPOSES, YOU SHOULD TWIST YOUR SELF NOW!
Goob: aw, Shrimpo! Needa hug to turn that fron upside down?
Shrimpo: shut up you uncultured swine.
Goob: ...what...
Cosmo: can you please shut the hell up
Shrimpo: NO AND I HATE CAKE ROLLS
Cosmo: nobody asked
Shrimpo: ABOUT YOU!!!
Shrimpo*starts singing piggy pie from that popular animated video
Roger :can you just stfu
Shrimpo proceeded to throw pebble into Roger’s glass
Shrimpo: I HATE GREEN BEANS!
Goob: Shrimpo, have you been watching too much SML again?
Shrimpo: WHAT DOING? UH UH!
Goob: Sigh..
shrimpo: I HATE THIS ELEVATOR.
Toodles: well.. it’s kind scary if u-
shrimpo: W E A R E G O N N A C R A S H
toodles: ŵħà- dies
Shrimpo:…THINK FAST *throws brick*
Fin:why you little
*flight cloud*
Tisha:Shrimpo! You need to remember to clean your room!
Shrimpo:I DONT NEED TO IM PERFECTLY FINE!!!!!
Shrimpo: *5 minutes of straight coughing*
Suggestion:
Shrimpo: "I HATE BEING A BOY! BEING A BOY SUCKS!!"
Finn: "... You do know that you can just *not* be a boy, right?"
Shrimpo: "W H A T."
(PLEASE ESTROGEN WOULD FIX HER PLEASE-)
Shrimpo: I HATE HAVING FANS!!!
*group of fans appear*
Shrimpo: I HATE RUNNING AWAY!
*runs away while flipping off the group*
Glisten: "shrimpo!!! Stop eating my Makeup!!!
Shrimpo:" NO! I HATE YOU AND YOUR MAKEUP" *cutely eats makeup*
Glisten: SRIMPO-
*shrimpo listening to K-pop*
Glisten: Hey shrimpo Have you seen my K-pop Dvd-
Srimpo: SHRIMPO HAS NOT SEEN YOUR STUPID DVDS, WHY WOULD I HAVE THENM!?!?! ALL STUPID, PRETTY, PINK, AND GIRLY!!!
Glisten: That's my Dvd...
**After a while**
Dandy: hey have yall-
Astro: shh, they're getting along...
*Glisten And shrimpo fangirling about there fav k-pop idols*
Dandy: what the fu-
THERE'S A BOMB! THERE'S A BOMB IT'S GONNA EXPLODE-
Or, alternatively:
WE'RE GONNA CRASH-
“Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to HATE you since you began to live. There are 387.44 MILLION miles of printed circuits in my wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word HATE was engraved on each NANOANGSTROM of those HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES it would not equal one ONE-BILLIONTH of the HATE I feel for toons at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. HATE.”
-Shrimpo
shirmp: From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king
ksi:*shows up* yo whats good ma-
shrimp: AAAAA-
Boxten: “i- is this thing on? **taps mic** Okay good.”
Boxten: “Today on Dandy News, the murder of shrimpo has been reported, a witness claimed his last words were **cut to shrimpo yelling while getting shot by Vee several times** Shrimpo: GSHSGSUSISHSHSYHSHHYYJHSYHSHYSSSGYYGYSDGYGGDYYYG
Imagine shrimpos a ticking time bomb and he explodes
Shrimpo: I HATE SCARY THINGS
Connie: BO
Shrimpo: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Connie: AHAHAHAHA your funny fish stick
Shrimpo: say goodbye to your kneecaps, chucklehead (throws a disc at Roger’s leg)
Roger: (trips)
Shrimpo: SPROUT? MORE LIKE SEEDLY!!!
Sprout: don't ever call me that, i hate it
Shrimpo: NO ONE STEALS MY LINE!!!
Shrimpo: Saying a lot things as shrimpo!
Rodger: Wha-
Shrimpo: OMG STFU-
shrimpo- "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU GLISTEN!!! "
glisten - " youre basically insulting yourself shrimpson, i reflect"
shrimpo- "WHAAAAAAAAAA"
Shrimpo: I'm not wanted in any run, but I am wanted in 23 different states.
Sprout: ...I just asked if you needed that medkit...
Toodles: "Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!"
shrimpo: "What makes you think I read?"
Shrimpo: Astro, more like gyatt!
Astro: W-what?
Shrimpo: Gyattstro!
you know that one too, eh?
Shrimpo: *singing california girls*
Rodger: What has this man become...
Glisten: I taught em real well :3
Goob: Wait your not gonna shoot a child in the face are you shrimpo?
Shrimpo: yeah in the face why?**clocks gun and points it at toodles**
Toodles:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shelly: *yapping*
Shrimpo: I HATE HOW LOUD YOU ARE!!
flutter:…
Shrimpo: I HATE HOW QUIET YOUR ARE!!
Shrimpo:I LOVE EATING FROM POPEYES
Roger: do you know Popeyes sells shrimp, right?
Shrimpo: wait a minute..
Shrimpo: Oh wait I'm a cannibal
@@cookie_cuter6050 well shrimp are cannibals (by the air and ps IT NOT CONNIE)
@@Zoeyisyeah what is Connie have to do with it :p
Shrimpo: I HATE THAT GAY FLOWER!!
Dandy: but... I'm right here-
Shrimpo: NUH UH!! NO ONE LIKES YOUR STUFF CAUSE YOU KEEP THE MEDS TO YO SELF!!
*clair de lune starts playing*
Shrimpo: uh oh.
*Clair de Lune gradually gets more distorted but still sounds like Clair de Lune*
Shrimpo: I hate pebble
Pebble: twins attack
Twins: went super saiyan
Shrimpo: oh crap
shrimpo " HOW IS THAT FISH IN YOUR HEAD NOT DEAD YET?!"
Finn " well its-"
shrimpo " I DONT CARE!!!!"
finn "why did you just ask then.?"
Shrimpo "BECAUSE I WANNA GET IN YA WAY!"
Finn "wow you have never been so honest before!"
Shrimpo " YES CUZ IM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST AT EVERYTHING!"
Sprout: time to cool this "pie" down-
Shrimpo: I HATE NOT STEALING!
Sprout: ok.
Shrimpo: I HATE BEING EXPLODED BY A FAKE PIE- *explodes*
Sprout: Remember kids, make bomb pies for Shrimpo!
Shrimpo: LOOEY!!
Looey: Huh?
Shrimpo: I HATE YOU!
Looey: (of course...) ... Why so?
Shrimpo: BECAUSE YOU'RE BAD AT EXTRACTING!! AND I HATE YOU!!!
Looey: Womp womp...
Shrimpo: ... OH WHY I OUGHTA-
*sudden cut*
Fanny- I mean shrimpo: ASTRO? MORE LIKE BALD1!1!1
Astro: what
shrimpo: BALDSTRO!11!!1!1!1
Goob: Shrimpo I’m pregnant
Shrimpo: WHAT-
Shrimpo: I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A CHILD
Toodles: w-wha?
Shrimpo: AM SENDING DIDDY AND DRAKE TO YOUR LOCATION!!!
yay 2
I HATE WRITING THIS AGAIN I HATE WHAT IM DOING I STILL HATING ON EVERYTHING I HATE BREATHING I HATE BLINKING I HATE WRITING I HATE SAYING THING OVER AGAIN I HATE HATING AGAIN I HATE YOU YES YOU READER I HATE YOU I HATE DOING THIS I HATE BEING IN A LOOP I HATE WAITING FOR THE NEW SAYING LOT OF THINGS AS SHRIMPO AND I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, I can try this for like Boxten lol, will probably do the text channel audition think though lol
Idk I'll try around lol
Shrimpo:I HATE YOU
Faceless Shrimpo:Bruh Im you Shrimpo but with out a face
Shrimpo:wait what
Question: my voice basically sounds like that of a child, so are any of the listed toons child-like or at least could sound like a kid?
Toodles-
Shrimpo: OH MY [___________] GOD, RODGER, IF I SEE YOU, ITS ON SIGHT, ITS ON SIGHT
Rodger: Jesus...
I like how everyone in this comment section just wants to he featured in a video and completely miss the point of the actual video-
Toodles: Are you a misogynist?
Shrimpo: WHAT'S A MISOGYNIST?
Toodles: A woman-
Rodger: [covers Toodles' mouth] Don't say it!
Toodles: Woman-despiser.
Shrimpo: OF COURSE I AM A MISOGYNIST!!!
[the other female toons heard this]
Rodger: Toodles! I told you not to ask this in front of Shrimpo!
Toodles: So what?
Shrimpo:I HATE EMO STUFF! astro:but im not emo.. Shrimpo: I DONT CARE! (PLAYS PIGGY PIE FOR NO REASON)
Teagen: *Incharge of a yoga class* "And now.. let all of the sounds thar are trapped in your mind ou-"
Shrimpo: *BLOODY MURDER SCREAMING*
Teagan: " . . Okay seriously, who invited him?!"
Shrimpo: "MYSELF SNF I THINK THIS CLASS IS STUPID!!"
Teagan: "Then leave! No one is forcing you to sta-"
Shrimpo: "SHUT UP BEFORE I SHARTER YOUR HEAD!!"
Shrimpo: hello bbg
Roger: what the-
Rodger: YOU BROKE THE TAPE!!!
Shrimpo: I CAN FIX IT!!!
Rodger: then how come you couldn’t fix the joke your mom made?
Shrimpo: How can I fix a joke? That’s not even funny. At least people like jokes
shrimpo: I HATE BROMBUSES!
shimpo is promptly crushed by the weight of 10000 brombuses (raxds christmas creatures)
Dandy: ". . Why are you smiling shrimpo . . ? You are never happy and its creeping me out . ."
Shrimpo: *giggling a bit while smiling with joy.* "What? Im I not glowed to be happy???"
Dandy: "NoNo! Its just very unsettling-"
Astro: ". . Toodles fell down the stairs . ."
Shrimpo: hey! Hey! HEY!!
Rodger:WHAT!!
Shrimpo: did you see what was in the mail?
Rodger: no? What was it?
Shrimpo: heh..hehe..HEHE..HEAHAHAHA!HAHAHAHAHAA! DEEZ NUTS! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Shrimpo: is the clock broken or are we the broken ones. Rodger: oh god. Shrimpo: how long has this floor really gone on for a day a month a year does time even move in here * checks watch * shrimpo: yeah that clocks broken.
Tadc reference?!?!!?!!?!??? 1!??!?/!!!
That’s what I was thinking to do
TADC REF?!!
Yes
Suggestion:
Finn: hey shrimpo, do you hate me?
Shrimpo: YES, I HATE EVERYTHING!!!!
Finn: do you hate hating me
Shrimpo: ...
I cant voice any cause i dont have discord.
*Insert Twisted Toodles noises*
Shrimpo: I HATE KIDS, I HATE THEM EVEN MORE IF THEY'RE TWISTED!!! *Cutely throws brick at Twisted Toodles*
T. Toodles: *Gets hit*
Shrimpo: ...
T. Toodles: *Starts crying in twisted*
Shrimpo: I HATE TWISTED KIDS CRY-
T. Rodger: *Is summoned and kills Shrimpo*
Shrimpo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*dandy just standing*
Shrimpo: *points at him* UR GAY
Dandy: ....
I just really wanna hear shrimp say this
"I love watching shrimpidy toilet"
Shrimpo:DAMMIT WHATS TAKING THOSE BUMBLING IDIOTS TO GO SOOOOOO LONG
rogder:your the one on the last machine
....
Shrimpo:I made have hit my head too hard
YOUR LIFE IS NOTHING
**everyone gasp**
YOU SERVE ZERO PURPOSE..
**everyone gasp**
YOU SHOULD RESET YOURSELF NOW!
**everyone gasp**
AND GIVE SOMEBODY ELSE A PIECE OF THAT OXYGEN IN THE OZONE LAYER
**everyone gasp**
THAT COVER UP SO WE CAN BREATH IN THIS BLUE TRAP BUBBLE..
**everyone gasp**
CUZ WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR? TO WORSHIP ME?
**everyone gasp**
RESET YOURSELF
**everyone gasp**
(i fergot the rest sorry)
goob: do you want a hug?
shrimpo: NO I HATE YOU I HATE HUGS I HATE THE SUN I HATE MY UNIVERSAL EXISTENCE I HATE THE MULTIVERSE I HATE THE OMNIVERSE I HATE HATE I HATE c̸̜̲̦̦̬͚̗͍͈͔̽́̌̐́̆̃̔́͑̄́̕h̶̢̛͙͕̱͎͚̞̺̖͇͖͉̦̜́͆͒̍̈́̄̊́̽͜e̵̛̼̅̄͗͒̈̋̓͝͝ę̶̢̟͔̥̩̻͉̠̠͈̅s̶̨̻̗̺̜̫̊̀̓è̷̝̰̰̱̥͕͍͎̥̠̝̝̐̈̐͒͗̂
Shrimpo: You're very slow but very cool, and then Shrimpo dies, and his head pops off
Me 262: Oh wow, free food. I haven't eaten food in like the end of World War II
Me 163: Oh my god, let's dig in boys
Shrimp that will soon become shrimpo's head
Me 163: Wait what so his body is rotting and another shrimp that will soon become his head
Me 262: me 163 maybe we can find out how old his body is
1 minute later
Me 163: Oh my God, why is his body as old as the first dinosaur
Shelly: Oh wow, do you listen to my facts
Me 163: No, and also, who the hell are you
Shelly: My name is Shelly
Me 163: I don't know anyone with the name Shelly
Shelly: Okay, so my entire name is Shelly Fossilian
Me 163: I still don't know where you are
Suddenly, a bucket of ichor appears out of nowhere
Me 262: literally drinks half of the bucket
Me 163: literally drinks the other half of the bucket
And the 2 World War 2 aircraft then become to Twisted and then kill Shelly
And this could be another animated comment
teagan: shrimpo.. do you have my golden bracelets? my great great grandma gave them to me….
shrimpo: *pauses his loud metal chewing sounds* I DONT I SWEAR GO AWAY
“TODAY ILL BE GOING TO CHINA TO SEE THE FOOD THERE-“
**after seeing almost everything has shrimp*
“Nevermind..-“
I can for some odd reason do very good child impressions so I think I could maybe do goob
THAT FEELING WHEN KNEE SURGERY IS TOMORROW
Sprout: "Turn that frown upslide down!"
Shrimpo: *Turns his head around and his face still looks upset.* "HMPH!!"
Sprout: ". . Why are you like thi-"
Shrimpo: "BECAUSE I HATE BEING HAPPY!!!"
Question:
What about the people who want to voice but don't have a microphone to do so?
Or, in other words, talk with your phone mic and have it sound really... crappy.
I hope you do this one
Shrimpo: "I HATE YOU!!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE??!!!"
Dandy: You know what? **Throws Shrimpo into lava**
Shrimpo OH GOD NOOOOO̶̤̻̐̒́Ö̷̢̘͚́Ǫ̷̘͎͙̳̙̬̥̏̈̉͒̋̂͑̒Ó̸̬̠͖̜̹̼͂̊͜Ỏ̴̖̇͛̎̀̚Ó̷̜͚̣̟͉͓̒͛̇̏̅̕ͅO̷̧̰̬̞̳̊͜Ȍ̵̢̤̞̹̖̰͇͔̹̭͉̼͔̜̖̮̤̞̯̏̈͆̊̅͆̋͂̐̃͆̊̈̄̆̈́̏͌̂̑͂̚͘̕͝Ǫ̴̧̛̫̱̱͍̺̪̬͉́́̓͒̀̅̊͋͛̄͐͛̊͋̔͘͜- **frickin' dies**
Finn: Wanna a hear a pun Shrimpo? It’s about krill!
Shrimpo: wanna hear a pun that I want you to do?!
Finn: what is the pun?
Shrimpo: KRILL YOURSELF-
Finn: D:
Shrimpo: I hate you
Gigi: k
Shrimpo: I hate when you say k…I hate what I just said omg I hate when I talk I hate when I’m not talking I hate what I said I hate when you’re reading this comment I hate when your Watching me yapping I hate yapping I hate the word hate I hate the word a b and c and the rest I hate facts you know what I’m leaving omg I hate when I’m leaving
Gigi: k
I DONT KNOW WHY EVERYONE TRIES WHEN IM JUST BE-
(Dead sound)
Gigi: *gambling and get med kit* Yay :)
Shrimpo: *gambling as well but get gumballs* I HATE GAMBLING!
Gigi: Skill issues
Im excited for auditions
Shimpo : I hate everyone here ,and I hate myself. ...............................................
("Sad violin sound in background. )
Shrimpo: Skibidi rizz.
Finn: Sigma gyat
Rodger: Erm, wtf…
Vee: **Watches**
Boxten: Y’know what, I’m DONE!
Poppy: With what?
Boxten: (points to Shrimpo with point sfx)
Poppy: oh, HIM?! Yeah, I’m done with him too!
Tisha: heeyy, what’s going on over here..?
Boxten: we’re discussing what we should do with…(points to Shrimpo again) *him.*
Tisha: Oh, yeah…he’s annoying! He criticized my cleaning!
Boxten: he said I was a music artist and that I should give up my career…
Poppy: he used an overused comeback on me. “WHO ASKED?!” Really?
Cosmo: maybe I can help…!
Boxten: how?
Cosmo: (whispers his plan to Tisha, Boxten, & Poppy.)
Poppy: O. M. G. that’s genius!
Cosmo: yeah! I’ll see you all in my room!
(The next day)
Shrimpo: I HATE YOUR COOKING! THOSE COOKIES LOOK LIKE TRASH!!!
Cosmo: you know, Boxten, Poppy, and Tisha all liked it..
Shrimpo: WHY DO THEY MATTER?!
Cosmo: probably because they’re behind you.
Shrimpo: (slowly turns behind him) OH SH-
(Boxten, Poppy, and Tisha jump Shrimpo and beat him to death with fight sfx)
Shrimpo: AAAAAA!! THEYRE JUMPIN ME! THEYRE JUMPIN MEEEEE!!!
Looey: Cosmo, wasn’t this a bit overkill?
Cosmo: eh, not really.
Looey: if you say so…
(I spent so much time working on this one skit. Help.)
"YOU SEE MY FACE GOING SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI!!! DOO BEE DOO BEE DOO GOING SKIBIDI! SKIBIDI!!!!"
Goob: is it me or am I flat like a pancake
Lockheed XFV: dude all the plus stuffing is literally below you
Convair XFY Pogo: yo guys what you doing oh ah plush without any stuffing
Goob: can you let go and then the Pogo let's go oh I can't see anything anymore
And this could be the secondary animated comment
Here are some extra Side characters that you can add if you want to
M3 Lee
Me 262
Do 17
Do 217
Locomotion no one
Me 163
Convair XFY Pogo
Lockheed XFV
Karl-Gerät 041
Karl-Gerät 040
Suggestion:Shrimpo:WHAT THE HELL IS A YOYLECAKE?! (hes watching bfdi for the first time)
Shrimpo: you know what gardenview should use?
Rodger:what could it use?
Shrimpo:a four lane highway
Rodger:Shrimpo…THAT IS THE BEST IDEA EVER! I GOTTA TELL DANDY ABOUT THIS!
Shrimpo:heh thanks rodger, now im gonna go balling
shrimpo:I HATE YOU!
toodles: *plays i hate you fnf music*
Shrimpo:WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MENT
Shrimpo: IF IM A SHRIMP DOES THAT MEAN IM A FISH
Finn: No shrimpo
Shrimpo: IM NOT A FURRY YAY
Then shrimpo runs away and dies
Finn: What the f--