Chocolate vs. Vanilla - Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson | The Daily Show
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- It’s their most contentious debate yet and it’ll get you more fired up than when Josh tried to say ketchup qualifies as tomato soup. Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson argue over their preferred staple flavor: chocolate or vanilla.
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Watching these two is like watching a pair of siblings arguing over the wildest things
Vanilla and chocolate are not comparable! They have different functions and we need both 🥺 vanilla is an aromatic that adds depth and complexity and warmth to all things without stealing the show. Chocolate is a food (a delicious food!) Chocolate has its own segment of the dessert domain where it's the star, Vanilla transcends domains and lends a vital fragrant helping hand to all desserts behind the scenes.
Totally. Usually the argument over chocolate and vanilla in this country is limited almost strictly to ice cream.
I have learned to love 💕 the aroma of vanilla.
Chocolate is a star. Vanilla is a sidekick. But hero support has a vital role to play. Vanilla makes baked goods taste better even if it isn't a dominant flavor.
Whoa you need to be a guest on their show
Chocolate is Batman
Vanilla is Alfred
There are over 150 types of vanilla in the world, including Indian vanilla, Tonga vanilla, and Ugandan vanilla-but the two most prevalent types found in most stores are Madagascar or bourbon vanilla, and Tahitian vanilla. Also worth a look: Mexican vanilla, as it’s made from the very same plant as bourbon vanilla, and Mexico is, in fact, the birthplace of vanilla.
Don't you mean the birthplace I'd chocolate?
@@LindaC616 cacao I thought was from Guatemala. But chocolate is definitely from Latin america
@@HH-gv8mx @Linda C Both vanilla and chocolate are from Mesoamerica, including parts of modern day Mexico and Guatemala. Both are Latin American! :)
Enjoyed the banter, so cute, but yo, chocolate originally from Mesoamerica! When we say chocolate we are all speaking Aztecglish for the Aztec word, xokolatl.
Amen
i won this one because i laughed from start to finish with this one...thank you for making my dishwashings.chores hilarious.
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I have to say you do warm my heart with the program that you give us!! I suffer from a lot of physical pain and when I say Dulce's laugh alone BRINGS ME JOY!! I just LOVE SEEING SOMEONE LOVE LIFE LIKE ME!! 💓💓💓 Many BLESSINGS to you BOTH 🤗
These 2 are awesomely hilarious 😂. A Marana sauce fountain would be delicious but your whole room will look like a crime scene 😂
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The nacho cheese fountain sounds messy but fun for a Superbowl or graduation party.
Which of the devil's mistresses wanted a ranch dressing fountain for a wedding? WHO HURT YOU?!
I love both vanilla and chocolate (often together), but if I had to choose ONE for the rest of my life? I gotta go with chocolate for sure. Josh wins this one.
Dulce and Josh need to (separately) go on Hot Ones!!!
Team vanilla and no bananas here! You both give me something to look forward to each Thursday! Thank you, and keep up the great work!!!
Love yall! Just wanted to chime in and say I have been hella enjoying these shows! And for the most part gurl dulce you always get me on your side but imma go with Josh on this one, it's the chocolate nostalgees that gets me. I always look forward to yall! Yall put a smile on my face when you joke around much love!
You two are hilarious!! Josh as the straight man while Dulce as the wild one is comedy genius. Love this show. Don’t let it end..
Vanilla is in almost all desert recipes, even chocolate ones.
I’ve warmed up to vanilla but it’s always chocolate for me.
Dulce...you hurt my chocolate-loving heart when you attacked it's purity and life-choices. Chocolate is loose and unfocused? Nah...chocolate is confident and has presence & longevity. Vanilla is influenced by whatever shows up...I would probably introduce it to my therapist.😉😏
That’s right ain’t no vanilla fondu because uh ain’t nobody love it like that.. I will argue nacho cheese has taken its place.. pun intended… look here vanilla at its fanciest is French but fries are French too how fancy are they… lol (The American perspective hahaha)
Vanilla is cooperative xD
Chocolate is for the streets and you'll know it
There is absolutely vanilla fondue
Have you ever actually used a natural vanilla bean? The flavour is intoxicating.
And the fragrance...mmm...I'm known to put a drop of vanilla extract on a cold light bulb and then turn on the Aroma!
I feel like I'm going to be wrong, but Josh likes pancakes over waffles, he's definitely a vanilla person. 😅
I thought that too xD
I love pancakes over waffles but I still love chocolate over vanilla ironically I'd probably put chocolate on pancakes
Yeah !
@@mlggamer5296 chocolate pancakes do slap!
@@Sarhaphoebe I'm telling you
I knew Dulce would pick vanilla, because she always comes correct.
In response to 1:42, I'm taking a moment out of my day to say... Dulce, your worth is not defined by your appearance, but you always look beautiful
I correctly chose Dulce would be team Vanilla because it was clearly a trick question.
But Dulce isn't truly team Vanilla if she is adding chocolate sauce to it.
I am not a chocolate fan. I only eat it if there is something to balance out the strong chocolate flavor.
An oreo needs to be triple stuffed. - Chocolate chip cookies need to be milk chocolate not semisweet and I usually pick out the chocolate chips - and chocolate cake needs to be 3:1 ice cream to chocolate cake.
Vanilla bean is the best vanilla flavor. And I would take vanilla bean cake with vanilla bean ice cream over chocolate any day!
Vanilla has literally never struggled she's literally the foundation of all of it she's never had to fight for herself in her life
Josh is cute and uses the word "salient." 😍
I’m always blown away with how much Dolce travels and experiences, yet still can’t put the pieces together. You can absolutely get unroasted cocoa nibs at your local co-op, they have amazing nutritive and antidepressant quantities. Molè is an amazing savory, unsweetened chocolate sauce found most places in America…. It’s like she works for Fox News and pulls all this wacky nonsense out to defend her point, and then ropes you into nonsense just to twist you around 😂😂
Yesss! It’s crazy-making!!! Lol I used to date someone who did that…it drove me crazy lol
Agree with you, but mole is a Central American thing
For all You cacao lovers .. MOST of Your chocolate recipes are manipulated or "enhanced" with Vanilla!!! ijs
Dulce lost as soon as she compared vanilla to pine juice it was a whole wrap
You cannot make a chocolate cake without adding vanilla and there is all kinds of different kinds of vanilla and it's all delicious
Actually you don't need vanilla added to make a chocolate dessert.
I thought Josh was gonna pick vanilla, and Dulce was gonna pick chocolate, like I know them so well. Nope. 🍫 🍦
Josh dropping those BARS!!! 🍫 🍫 🍫
These 2 are awesomely hilarious 😂.
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*3rd and Final Comment* now that the video has finished:
A lot of people love chocolate. I am not one of those people. I love caramel. Because so many people like chocolate, I'm sure they will be tempted to side with Josh on this one (he made some semi-nice points). However, even though Dulcé Sloan never even once mentioned the number one reason Vanilla is BEST, I feel like she won. *You literally can't make any of the chocolate desserts and candy bars you like without VANILLA!* Nougat, the chocolate itself, caramel, EVERYTHING uses Vanilla to enhance the chocolate flavor. Without that, most people wouldn't like the chocolate. So, technically, Josh can claim this one but *ONLY because Dulcé didn't mention this very real reason Vanilla is Best.*
22:17. We need this. This is Black laugh therapy and I endorse it 💯
Josh…surprisingly never thought of you being biased toward vanilla. There are different levels to vanilla. You have to have a clean taste pallet to differentiate: French vanilla ice cream, versus ice milk, soft cream vanilla, absolutely tasteless. Custard vanilla; all different.
I'm Team Josh on this! Ice Creams: Chocolate Ganache, World Class Chocolate, Chocolate Brownie. It is not about being sweet, it is about being creamy, chocolaty, and delicious!
Any baker kmows that chocolate desserts require a teaspoon of vanilla.
Josh, you forgot when chocolate is used in savory dishes!😁
Sloan be preaching the truth! But I need both flavors for a happy life. So both y’all right at the end of the day.
I just heart you two so much. You to make this make the world just a little bit more sweeter to live in. This was such a sweet and a new ones conversation I needed to hear today. I am so here for it.
I'm typing just after watching up to Minute 4:29 into the show, just after Dulce's revelation, and I must say: I knew it!!! and Dulce's reason for it too!!! Lolll
Dulce likes versatile things that can be combined with other things, and that's Vanilla. And against expectations, this time Josh might come out of left field supporting team chocolate. Lolll
Fun game!!!
I am Vanilla ice cream all the way, you can put anything into Vanilla. Chocolate ice cream doesn't always mix well. However, when it comes to Josh's point, I love Chocolate candies, especially, Dark Chocolate.
But, you don't NEED to put anything in chocolate. It stands on its own.
I feel like vanilla would be that one character in an RPG everybody knows it's support. It goes with something else and more as a combo for a dessert. You can't really have it plain alone
Dulce’s fountains are this episodes “tomato soup”!🤣😂🤣😂
She’s going to read your comment. Careful. Lol
Dulcé’s right, adding things to vanilla is great
Ooooooooooooooooh!!!!! She did not just bring up Sammy Sosa!!!!⚰️💀🤣🤣
People don't realize how much intelligence it is taking for these two to have this conversation and keep it interesting. A great comedian is often the smartest person in the room. E. G. Dave Chappelle. 🐐
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Yes !
Based on the length of this podcast it's going to be a deep discussion between chocolate and vanilla probably one of the deepest I've ever seen on the internet
You two are genius together!
Vanilla is an ingredient in many chocolate products, therefore there is no chocolate as we know it without vanilla, which means vanilla is more important (and chocolate is derivative).
Raw chocolate doesn't have anything in it. That's why pure chocolate is bitter
Of all the episodes -- many very serious and relevant -- this is the one I enjoyed the most. 😊
When Dulce says, "What you mean?" She knows Josh got her on a credible point😂
I always thought that I disliked chocolate until I had legitimate Belgian chocolates and I was like, oh. I just hate American chocolate. It’s like eating wax.
Neuhaus. Sublime. 💕
Vanilla is the best flavor in the world. You can put anything on top of your Homemade Vanilla Blue Bell, not in it, on it!
Even chocolate cake is made with vanilla extract.😋
You guys are always so funny 😂 I love it!
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This is a toss-up. When it comes to ice cream, Dulce is right and vanilla is best. However, when it comes to candy bars, etc, Josh is right. Call it a tie.
I’m with Josh ! Chocolate all day!!
Dulce is fat?!! What a rude comment!! It never occurred to me to even notice. All I see is talent.
I like vanilla over chocolate since I've never gotten physically sick from eating too much vanilla, while I have from chocolate.
the tastes are both great, but vanilla is more of my comfort food than the extravagance of chocolate.
Also for plantains vs bananas, the inside skin of the peel of both is able to break down the chemicals in mosquito bites that makes them itch, but the effect is stronger with plantain peels.
That's true too. I've never had heartburn from vanilla but chocolate gets me on the regular ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
You both are always so funny 😂😂😂😂
Vanilla as "a platform for other flavors" is actually where they agree 💯
14:18 Same. I'm not a fan of just an entire bar of chocolate. Nah. Put caramel and nuts with the chocolate, then I'll eat it. Turtles, Rollos, Snickers... yes. I lived in Belgium for a year and can speak from experience: U.S. chocolate is trash.
White chocolate is basically just the fatty oils extracted during the chocolate production process, dulce is right they're very similar to cocoa butter, also it's no surprise that the most delicious kind of chocolate has the least chocolate in it 😆
Maybe to uneducated tongues? People use so much sugar in everything that the slight bitterness bothers them. It's a strong flavor but the best is between 60% and 70% cacao. And to the point of using a little bit of cacao in chocolate... you barely use any vanilla in any recipe so they're equal, just that chocolate is better. ;P
Going with Josh! Chocolate all the way!
Love vanilla as a diva and chocolate as an overexposed hypebeast
I'm not about y'all argument I'm only here for dulcé she be glowing
And her persona is 😘 and her smile is to die for
Please keep these coming!!!!
Plantains vs bananas!!! Can't wait for that one
Im love me some chocolate but i gotta side with Dulce. You can add so much to vanilla, brownies, chocolate chip cookies..lol
"Very" vanilla is a thing, but idk that it makes a difference. It's like, we added more of nothing to this already plain thing.
I won't cross over into "real" vs. imitation vanilla because this argument is about the everyday vanilla that comes to mind for the average person.
My jam is homemade vanilla wafers crumbled on top of chocolate frozen yogurt. Let's all get along! #holdupwithdulceandma'am 🙌🏽
Dayyymmmnnn. Did Josh win one? I think he did. Dulce wasn't ready... LOL.
2nd Comment from me: *FIRST, I was right!!!! Dulcé was on the side of Vanilla!!!*
One thing neither is bringing up is that chocolate cakes and pies are made delicious by *ADDING VANILLA EXTRACT TO IT* because without the Vanilla, the chocolate doesn't pop. Alternatively, you Vanilla is fine on its own and doesn't need chocolate to give it flavor. ijs 😁
The problem is chocolate doesn't get the same mixture love as vanilla. I am a butter pecan eater so that is favored vanilla. But if there was a chocolate pecan version I might switch up.
Butter pecan is sweet cream, not vanilla 😜🤪😂😂
@@It-b-Blair Gotcha 👌🏽. But are you team vanilla or team chocolate?
*1st Comment from me:* Dulcé said stop the video and answer who I think will pick what. I'm going to say, Josh will go for Chocolate because ... reasons. 😂 And Dulcé will go for Vanilla because it can be mixed with Everything whereas there are some add-ins that don't blend well with chocolate.
I actually felt that Dulce would pick vanilla because it is a more versatile flavour in combination with other sweets.
There is usually vanilla in a chocolate product. Vanilla enhances most any flavor, where as chocolate is usually dominant. He might not enjoy chocolate so much if there weren't vanilla in the mix.
I am vanilla all day everyday! In yoghurts, milk shakes, ice creams, perfumes, rhum, cookies, literally everything! I can't stand chocolate ice cream by itself, or most chocolate desserts for that matter, because I get tired of it reaaaally quickly ^^. It's too much!
Funnily enough, my favourite chocolate is white chocolate, and there's 0% chocolate (cocoa) in it ! Dark chocolate is a punishment most of the time, it's bitter, it's not comforting... Only when you start adding milk and sugar and caramel and almonds or whatnot, does chocolate start to become a treat (: ...
But yes, team Dulce for my stomach and palate, but team you two in my heart ❤️
I think Dulce picks Vanilla 😆
Blue Bell is the ONLY ice cream lol
Chocolate or rebellion.
Choose your battle wisely 😑
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Hey Josh I'm with ya chocolate all the way! 🤎👍🏾
Chocolate all the way! But I do agree about Dulce's characterization of vanilla as a flavor rather than its own thing
I do not care much for chocolate I always prefer vanilla sometimes a very little chocolate in my vanilla Maybe
Just started the episode, Chocolate. Easy.
Crumbumb - Hank venture from "The Venture Bros." brought that term too me, glad to hear Dulcé reppin it.
edit: Got the point Dulcé said to stop, I think Dulcé is going to rep vanilla for some reason.
edit 2: Dulcé! I'm so glad you brought up Neapolitan ice cream. 'Cause Chocolate and Strawberry fusion is the play, that's the move. That vanilla third will be in my freezer. It'll become freezer burnt as no one else is trying to finish that third of vanilla. It'll remain there till the end of time. Strawberry can't rescue vanilla. Run tell that.
Edit 3: The vanilla bean rich vanilla is nice, but I'm not enthused by it.
edit 4: Plantains all day.
U wanna choose vanilla then have fightin words "your predictable case".
DULCEEEEEE get outta here. 😂
Many high quality chocolates contain natural vanilla. Vanilla is king!!!! I love vanilla more than chocolate, you can add vanilla to all sweets to make it better, but you add cocoa and it tastes like mud.
love vanilla and how versatile you can make it. but when it has chocolate, vanilla and caramel, i'm in ice cream heaven 🥰
It's funny that she was the one who pointed out that there's no Charlie and the vanilla factory. The exact point that I raised! That would have been a better point for Josh. Missed opportunity man
Vanilla ice cream is a base. I agree with Dulce. I put Cinnamon toast crunch in mine, knowing full well it's my husband's favorite cereal, and it should only be used for his breakfast, he thinks. Pa-pow. I like chocolate cake, though. I went to dinner with friends, and I told the waiter I wanted chocolate cake. I was ridiculed, but I told them ho's I just wanted chocolate cake. And he brought my cake when he brought their dinner. I like dark chocolate best. "I don't eat chocolate often, but when I do, there will be no breaking things apart to save for later".
My aunt actually makes a small separate batch of banana pudding MINUS the bananas for me and my brother. Mushy bananas gross us out 😝 😖
Yo the next topic should be brownies edge vs middle pieces.
The pain of hearing we aren't supposed to be eating the whole chocolate bar. I thought the little squares were so you don't have to bite into a chocolate bar like you're eating an apple and ruin your teeth 😅
We're gonna call that misinformation & go about our business at our house🤣
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Wonderful Josh and Dulce,
Vanilla and Chocolate are both singers:
-Nilla is an expert harmonizer
-Choc-choc is a screamer/belter
Their collaborations can be 🔥 , but they are too different to be fairly compared to each other lol.
You can let vanilla touch your soul AND have chocolate change your life without having to pick a side …there 👏🏾ain’t 👏🏾no👏🏾divider👏🏾line 😂🍫 🍦!
P.S. love you both and hope this podcast never ends ❤🙌🏽!
I feel like this could lead to Miracle Whip vs. Mayonnaise.
they are different types of vanilla that have different flavors
Man, josh and I are usually on the same team but not today! Vanilla all the way! You got your French vanilla, your vanilla bean, your vanilla bean cream, your homemade vanilla, what are you gonna put in your root beer, orange soda, cream soda float? Not chocolate! What is your banana bread gonna taste like without vanilla, bland nothing. Vanilla is king.
Vanilla bean paste!
Some people do make ice cream floats with chocolate ice cream. Seriously. I forget what they call it.
I need to know why caramel got no say in here. It's straight up sugar+ vanilla
Actually, you can make it without vanilla. Milk and sugar
@@LindaC616 Cool
3:23 for some reason, *idky* but i feel like joshua will choose vanilla . 😂😂😂😂😂
Vanilla vibes
I am glad Dulce understood she wasn't going to win this one...Chocolate all day
Depends on what it is for me. Blue Bell vanilla ice cream? Yes! German chocolate cake? Yes! Sometimes the vanilla is too bland, sometimes the chocolate is too sweet, so it really boils down to where the vanilla and chocolate is coming from. LOVE YOU BOTH!
Both are great, but I think vanilla wins because its always delicious to me, whereas I find pure chocolate disgusting. Needs to be sweetened.
Chocolate needs an assist to be edible
@22:23 "tantamount to terrorism"
i would say try a two cakes and two shakes with one with cheap vinilla and the other with expensive vinila, then come back and see what you think. ps there is a different type of plain vinilla flavors.