zombie apocalypse: zodiac signs that'll survive & ones that won't

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
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    Zodiac Signs: Who Survives a Zombie Apocalypse?
    Okay, folks. I’m sorry in advance for this mostly dumb video, but I want to push some content out onto RUclips this month, so I’m doubling down on some of today’s mobile/tiktok content. If you follow me there, this is a syndicated re-run. If you don’t, you’re in luck. I’ve slapped today’s 2 videos together, made a thumbnail and delivered it here on a nice RUclips platter.
    In this mostly for fun video, I look at which zodiac signs have the best and worst odds of surviving in a zombie apocalypse type of scenario. Enjoy!
    Chapters:
    00:00: Least Likely Zodiac Signs to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
    00:28 Libra: The First to Go
    01:01 Taurus: Struggling with Change
    01:29 Gemini: The Cocky Survivor
    01:56 Zodiac Signs That Might Survive
    02:30 Virgo: The Practical Survivor
    02:56 Aries: The Natural Warrior
    03:13 Aquarius: The New Civilization Architect
    03:50 The Final Contenders: Capricorn, Scorpio, and Sagittarius
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Комментарии • 30

  • @cherylmills973
    @cherylmills973 4 месяца назад +2

    Woo hoo! Aries Moon and Virgo Sun here. This was fun.

  • @jwolfling
    @jwolfling 5 дней назад

    I loved your dating a libra women vid, many many points resonated strongly with me.
    I dont want to admit it but i gotta agree that the libra sign would dwindle fast in such a scenario. However I gotta say though that the whole ugliness side of a zombie apocalypse is not what would kill me personally.... I don't mind all of that, put myself through enough dark and disgusting situations up until now, having finally started to challenge deeply ingrained thoughts of unworthyness.
    What would kill me ain't the zombies, but other people. Trusting too quickly, or trying to save everybody. I'd struggle making choices like save the infant or the old doctor lady. Most likely I'd die by self sacrifice so both can live. Wooo :D

  • @PurpleGold.
    @PurpleGold. 2 месяца назад +2

    This is funny but let’s face it, Scorpio is born for an apocalypse. I’m still waiting…

  • @Dandelion_881
    @Dandelion_881 4 месяца назад +1

    Hahaha sooo true about ♒️
    No wonder im obsessed what it would be like when it’s zombie apocalypse. Also ♈️ moon

  • @oriolef7952
    @oriolef7952 4 месяца назад +2

    ♒️ your correct on Aquarius ♒️ That has been going on in thinking outside the box.

  • @axisdriftguitarworks1384
    @axisdriftguitarworks1384 3 месяца назад +1

    That was hilarious!

  • @lucyloulou629
    @lucyloulou629 14 дней назад

    That was hilarious! Scorpio sun Aries moon sag rising

  • @avalonmist254
    @avalonmist254 4 месяца назад +2

    That was So Funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @taurus5658
    @taurus5658 4 месяца назад +1

    lol too funny . Love it😂😂

  • @jayjaygothic
    @jayjaygothic 4 месяца назад +1

    Scorpio, Gemini, Aquarius... I have NOT watched the video. Phoenix/Adaptable/Godhead ... that's my reasoning as the top 3 survivors.

    • @CelesteJem
      @CelesteJem 4 месяца назад +1

      Well, you were correct on 2/3!

    • @jayjaygothic
      @jayjaygothic 4 месяца назад

      @@CelesteJem That's true! Cheers

    • @Ifasiah
      @Ifasiah 3 месяца назад

      THE LOGICAL SIGNS WILL SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE. ARIES, SAGITTARIUS, LEO, AQUARIUS, GEMINI ETC. ALL THE MASCULINE ZODIAC SIGNS. HE DOSENT REALLY KNOW WHAT HES REALLY TALKING ABOUT. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThanieKautz
    @ThanieKautz 4 месяца назад +3

    Gemini is NOT going to walk away after an argument. Are you kidding??? 😂😂😂😂
    We ain't Cancers...
    BABY THIS IS WHERE WE GOING TO SHINEEEEEE!!!
    Especially if we don't know you or even like you like that. Your opinion on our meal is irrelevant and you can starve for all we care. But we will say our piece one way or another.
    Gemini will 100% see that argument through with a heavy does of a verbal smack down that will outwit and confuse you. We will come with receipts on why your opinion is dumb and unnecessary as we'll probably recall a moment back then when you probably contradicted yourself.
    Exhaustion from hearing us spit facts 100 mph will have you begging us to just shut up and eventually giving in. No physical violent or cursing necessary!
    To be honest, we ALL will likely die because Gemini will have this argument out loud and will attract zombies and Gemini is okay with that because we'll at least have the last say proving our point.
    ( or Gemini will probably get bit and die because we get bored from waiting around hiding and having to BE QUIET that we'll probably keep a pet zombie just to talk to. I definitely see us Gems getting bit and die from sheer boredom! 🙌💯♊)

  • @Cheyenne-og8db
    @Cheyenne-og8db 3 месяца назад

    My Guess won't make it: Cotton Candy LIBRA🙄 DEF won't make it, Cap, Taurus, Cancer, My Guess who will make it: All fire sings, Scorp, Virgo

  • @jayjaygothic
    @jayjaygothic 4 месяца назад +1

    I've seen the video... interesting... 🧟‍♂🧟

    • @theastrologybro
      @theastrologybro  4 месяца назад +1

      If I did a serious version, I think your take would be a good one. My mobile version videos are mostly for fun 🤷‍♂️

    • @jayjaygothic
      @jayjaygothic 4 месяца назад

      @@theastrologybro This was good!, I enjoyed. I have my own not-so-serious version typed up, maybe if I am brave one day... I will share. I used to be more brave years ago, I had my comedy "acting" on here. I got positive "likes" on it, and an "LMAO!!!" comment but, sooo embarrassing !!! and It was removed for a copyright strike, and I lost that account.

  • @ginaNC
    @ginaNC Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😅😂

  • @thevintagehuntress
    @thevintagehuntress 4 месяца назад +1

    lmao

    • @jayjaygothic
      @jayjaygothic 4 месяца назад

      she's back ! 🛵💨

    • @thevintagehuntress
      @thevintagehuntress 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jayjaygothic lol 💯

    • @jayjaygothic
      @jayjaygothic 4 месяца назад

      @@thevintagehuntress Yes! 100% heheh and Libra was first on the Zombies list. Bro and I were worried ! but you made it back to safety on your Moped! 🛵

    • @thevintagehuntress
      @thevintagehuntress 4 месяца назад

      @@jayjaygothic no clue

    • @jayjaygothic
      @jayjaygothic 4 месяца назад

      @@thevintagehuntress good to see ya

  • @ILoveMaths07
    @ILoveMaths07 4 месяца назад

    😂😂😂