This statement didnt make sense but everyone liked it anyway. I guess the microphones are truly outstanding cause they do make one chuckle, werein one appreciates it
If it's cold out of the can, I prefer SpeghettiOs, but cooked I think the flavor of Chef Boyardee comes out a lot better. Their ravioli is my personal favorite. Why am I so invested in this?
Fun fact, back during world War 2 he ran his factories for 24 hours producing canned goods for the public as well as providing rations for American soldiers fighting over in the war. He essentially did make MREs
It never ceases to amaze me how this man can take something so simple, something that can seem so insignificant; and make it have meaning. I salute you my good sir.
@@anchorbubba Apologies, maybe Rifts next food video will be about arkhams cafeteria food. I personally enjoy the Eldritch Horror meat ethylbenzene bean surprise.
When E.R whispers this quietly, it's like some secret technique he has that gives instant tingles and almost puts me to sleep immediately. I have to be careful listening to it at work or else I can drift off and pass out at my desk even if I was wide awake moments before. Just need a pair of sunglasses to cover my eyes when I'm at my desk. 😎
@@OrionMelodyMusic After knowing the answer to this question, I think I finally feel complete. I’ve been living my entire life feeling like I was missing something, and now I think I know what was missing. This answer was the one thing I needed. If only I had learned it sooner.
I rarely notice it since I primarily enjoy your videos to doze off and sleep, but it is truly remarkable how you don't do promotions on this channel, it's simply a pure service to the community and a wonderful one at that.
why am I so invested in this video? idk. do I enjoy it tho? yes. I love your comparison and word choices lmao. love the vid man, been a fan for 4 years now😁
1:24 : yes of course ER, i am watching asmr with my laptop upside down, such a pleasant experience. Now that I think about it : « Upside-Down ASMR » kinda sounds like a good idea
Can I thank you for making simple humble food inspiring to eat. It’s saving me some money and I’m appreciating different more humble food that’s actually delicious
Used to eat the spaghetti and meatballs everyday when I was living in motels. Still eat them a lot, Idk I love them so much. A can of cold pasta got me through my work days
Remember to drink water in between taste tests to cleanse your palate. I know it sounds like some upper-crust mumbo jumbo, but it works. If you don't, you might get the aftertaste of prior foods mixed in with the taste of the one you're actively eating. (Example: if you eat a sugar cube, then eat an orange, the orange will taste sour because you were just eating something sweet.)
Hey thanks for the amazing video but just one small concern how are those peoples hands sitting so still without getting tired I hope they feel better after this wonderfully amazing video!! Edit: Sometimes I forget How high quality his camera, microphones and you can how quiet his house it is amazing.
they are committed to their craft of holding microphones so incredibly still, like they have been trained by the great Drax who can turn invisible by standing so still.
How much do you pay each of those hands for holding up the mics? is it hourly or salaried? i am in the market for a new job and the arkham sanitarium has very little to offer
Love the video uncle E ! Btw I think you would really enjoy playing the Stanley parable. Maybe for a video, or just for the fun of it. Seems like your kinda jam.
being a little kid in 2005 coming inside from playing all day and scarfing down a cold ass can of chef boyardee or spaghettios, fucking childhood nostalgia to the max
Man, this is making me hungry. XD I wish I could eat these. It makes my system very upset when eating them, learned that when I was younger. I never ate them cold though. More flavor when hot. Awesome work, as always!
If a nosy neighbor spied on him through a distant window right now, they'd swear up and down the dude next door kills people and makes wax mannequins out of em. 😆
Heartwarming to see your wife and kid helping out with the family business. They must wash their hands often, positively immaculate nails.
they definitely have a good pulse and stamina
Damn they are really good at holding still. They almost act like they are mannequins.
@@monsoon2974 I know right
I assumed those were just mannequins. These two must have some insane upper body strength to hold those microphones for 31 minutes straight.
And am here to save the day
They aren’t humans 🤫😎
Ain’t am I smart guy’s 🫡
The microphone stands are simply outstanding in this video. Definitely gave me a chuckle, I very much appreciate it.
MICROPHONE STANDS!?
Damn DIO!
For like 5 mins I thought they where his friends hands
And he had no reason to do it either. Tbh its normal for ephemeral lol
I'll betcha 50 bucks he routed the XLR cable through their sleeves.
This statement didnt make sense but everyone liked it anyway. I guess the microphones are truly outstanding cause they do make one chuckle, werein one appreciates it
If it's cold out of the can, I prefer SpeghettiOs, but cooked I think the flavor of Chef Boyardee comes out a lot better. Their ravioli is my personal favorite. Why am I so invested in this?
Childhood🤣I used to love it
based actually
@@wetsockfullofhotmeat I can taste your name 🤢
this is the correct anwser
dude same
thank you for making this, these are the real important questions in society that need to be answered
Bababooey gabagool pasta italiano
But now the real question is
What is Rico's opinion on this
@@whisp6964 who’s Rico ?
Nice 👍
glad to see you here to
I'm gonna have to go with Chef Boyardee. Nothing better than a depressing Beef Ravioli on a rainy day
Eating cans of pasta while wearing a white shirt is a bold move and I respect it.
Professionals do indeed have standards.
My heart was quivering everytime he took a scoop out of the cans. Uncle E is so brave for wearing white for this video
I didn't even THINK of that. I'm scared to trust myself now the next time I have some 😂
He’s definitely the bravest of souls! 🤣
Props to the two people holding up the microphones for 40+ minutes
Shout out to his assistants who held the microphones perfectly still for 31 minutes straight 👏👏
I love trying to anticipate what the greeting will be for each video.
I could feel the "Good now" vibe from this one a mile away.
I really appreciate the fact that the '' mukbang '' part of the test have lower volume, it's sound more like just liquid thing. Thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Spaghettios are literally the greatest substance to have ever blessed my taste buds
How
@@zacharyalfano9846 because
How
@@anaveragedoge8500 they just are
Never thought listening to someone read the ingredients and nutrition info would be satisfying
I think of hey Arnold's cousin when I hear you say this lol
I love how ER's eating vids aren't just about the eating sounds, it's about the journey, the taste, the ingredients and the nutritional facts.
You know, the really important stuff.
Didn’t think I’d be watching a video of a man eating spaghetti in the middle of work, but here I am
@@5L1G_Zeref I think Daddy Rift is more fitting
SAME LMAO
Life is highway
I’ve never had any of these canned foods before but I have a good feeling they’re not much different than the MRE’s I used to eat in the military lol
lots of carbs & protein loaded with salt to keep everything fresh right? ;)
I rmemeber he made a video eating MRE s in a video
@@thomastsohonis1218 i hope private sleep is out there in a comfy manhole tip tapping away on his mre and doing okay :)
Fun fact, back during world War 2 he ran his factories for 24 hours producing canned goods for the public as well as providing rations for American soldiers fighting over in the war.
He essentially did make MREs
The MRE's are better.
ER has been and will always be a godfather of asmr history for his artistic prowess.
A white shirt and some pasta in a can. What could possibly go wrong? :D
It never ceases to amaze me how this man can take something so simple, something that can seem so insignificant; and make it have meaning. I salute you my good sir.
how dare you speak of chef boyardee like that, i wish tax dollars went too something this productive
@@anchorbubba Apologies, maybe Rifts next food video will be about arkhams cafeteria food. I personally enjoy the Eldritch Horror meat ethylbenzene bean surprise.
When E.R whispers this quietly, it's like some secret technique he has that gives instant tingles and almost puts me to sleep immediately. I have to be careful listening to it at work or else I can drift off and pass out at my desk even if I was wide awake moments before.
Just need a pair of sunglasses to cover my eyes when I'm at my desk. 😎
Ima go with the Boyardee preference. It's not only got the perfect sauce , but consistency and flavors of their ingredients. Anyone else agree?
I never knew my life would never be complete without this answer
alright, good... (scribbles note)
and how does that make you feel to know it now?
@@OrionMelodyMusic After knowing the answer to this question, I think I finally feel complete. I’ve been living my entire life feeling like I was missing something, and now I think I know what was missing. This answer was the one thing I needed. If only I had learned it sooner.
I rarely notice it since I primarily enjoy your videos to doze off and sleep, but it is truly remarkable how you don't do promotions on this channel, it's simply a pure service to the community and a wonderful one at that.
Whilst we all know ER doesn't do sponsorships, I feel like if he did, it would be for something as obscure and random as cans of pasta
Man i really must be starving if canned pasta looks that delicious
I never had canned pasta before, but from the video it really does look like it would taste good. xD
@@JohnSapato right??? And I'm Italian mind you, but when i tell you that chef boyardee's looks actually amazing
@@JohnSapato as someone who quite often eats chef boyardees i can confirm they are good
Lo proverei anche io 😭
@@gordon-ale4463 già mi aspettavo le risposte di altri italiani incazzati, felice di avere torto ahahahah
why am I so invested in this video? idk. do I enjoy it tho? yes. I love your comparison and word choices lmao. love the vid man, been a fan for 4 years now😁
1:24 : yes of course ER, i am watching asmr with my laptop upside down, such a pleasant experience.
Now that I think about it :
« Upside-Down ASMR » kinda sounds like a good idea
28:30 Both the SpaghettiOs with meat in them are both looking at each other like what just happened?? 😂🤣😂🤣
Can I thank you for making simple humble food inspiring to eat. It’s saving me some money and I’m appreciating different more humble food that’s actually delicious
It’s not simple or humble it’s mass produced junk food make your own food so you know what your eating.
“Perfectly cooked al dente pasta” killed me 😂🤌🏻🤌🏻
See this is why I’m subbed to you man, you just do stuff to do it. And you were 100% correct with everything you said in this video.
Lol just do stuff to do it. I like that 😆😆😆
Susan is keeping the kids
The loser part got me real good 😂
🤣😂
Finally, a true culinary battle that I'd love to see. Truly my friend you are a true conneisoir.
The most exquisite and finest cuisines.
Ah. A man of culture i see.
I gotta hand it to you, those new mics stands really kept a tight grip on my attention for this video.
E.R is the only ASMR channel I've ever watched always got the best, unique ideas,🤟 keep killing it uncle E.
Man putting his body on the line for us sampling that can of sodium. Thank you for your service!
Used to eat the spaghetti and meatballs everyday when I was living in motels. Still eat them a lot, Idk I love them so much. A can of cold pasta got me through my work days
Now I want a big bowl of both of these monstrosities, good memories!
I love eating cold canned meals and pretending it’s the apocalypse anyone else
I have to try it atlest once in my life
It wouldn’t have been that good heater any way
Every single time
Surely you have a fire during the apocalypse 🤣 😭
I really enjoyed the ASMR Showdown videos you had done in the past, so this is a welcome surprise! Thanks as always for the good content :)
please set up the mics like this for every video henceforth
27:30 No way bro just took the L on soup cans 💀💀, this channel is too good for me 😭
Rift you always make the wierdest but funnest videos,keep up the good work
Literally never saw canned pasta in my life, never tried it, but still. I'm so invested
Bold move with the white shirt. Love the video!
No matter what you do on your channel you do a really nice job and all you videos are very relaxing
Thank you so much 😀
As an italian, It Hurts me in the Deep to See pasta in a can. You're Amazing as Always.
I love both of these options, great video Mr. Rift!
Remember to drink water in between taste tests to cleanse your palate.
I know it sounds like some upper-crust mumbo jumbo, but it works. If you don't, you might get the aftertaste of prior foods mixed in with the taste of the one you're actively eating.
(Example: if you eat a sugar cube, then eat an orange, the orange will taste sour because you were just eating something sweet.)
ER I couldn't have worn a white shirt eating those 😂 I would have been wearing it! 👏
That beef ravioli brings back childhood memories. I ate that so much I got sick of it so fast I couldn't finish a bowl of it
Yeah I uh grew up so I hate that stuff
This video so funny I literally just had Beefaroni tonight for dinner I cannot wait to watch this kind of weird but I love this guy
For a second, I thought those were photoshopped hands, but I can 100% say they are 100% real. Glad to see Dr. Corvus could spare some.
Hey thanks for the amazing video but just one small concern how are those peoples hands sitting so still without getting tired I hope they feel better after this wonderfully amazing video!!
Edit: Sometimes I forget How high quality his camera, microphones and you can how quiet his house it is amazing.
those people are taxidermized
they are committed to their craft of holding microphones so incredibly still, like they have been trained by the great Drax who can turn invisible by standing so still.
The sound of SpaghettiOs has been a staple trigger for me since I was like 8 🤌🏻👍🏻
SAME. I lost my mind when I saw this.
Oh my god I just commented on my own comment LMAO time for bed
I’m no asmr youTuber but boyardees videos good
I’m trying to relax, and here you are making me nearly spit my drink out
That’s one of the dumbest puns I’ve ever seen, I love it
I asked for a ER eats in the last video comment section and I must say, uncle E did not disappoint!❤️❤️❤️
The comparison between something that appears more to a younger consumer group and an older consumer group is interesting.
As an italian, this video is making me die inside, but i'll still watch because it is uncle E
Uguale ahahaha
you are the only youtuber whose videos i actually hit the like button on
Rift answering the important questions
How much do you pay each of those hands for holding up the mics? is it hourly or salaried? i am in the market for a new job and the arkham sanitarium has very little to offer
A big compliment to the two guys holding their arms that still along the entire video
Having two of those microphones proved to be very handy. Great video as usual ER!
yes and those mannequins are doing a great hand job!
No way, you're actually left handed like me lol. Also in my opinion, spaghetti-o's are the best, no contest.
As someone who grew up with chef boyardee, I appreciate this video 🥰😊
My man didn't even warm them up. Savage
My face always lights up when I get the pleasure of watching a new video
best asmr hands up ;D
So glad to see Beefaroni represented! 🤘😄
Your food ASMR videos are some of the best on youtube be a long shot
27:30 That caught me off guard haha, i love your content ER!
Bold move going with the white t shirt I love the courage
This guy ate spaghetti with a white shirt on. You’ve earned my respect and my subscription.
Love the video uncle E ! Btw I think you would really enjoy playing the Stanley parable. Maybe for a video, or just for the fun of it. Seems like your kinda jam.
As a fan, I slept like a baby.
As an Italian...
(Hahaha love your work)
Good editing once again my friend
Add a small chunk of velveeta to your spaghetti-O’s and it’s nice and creamy!
chef boyardee beef ravioli is amazing and no one can tell me otherwise
It's nearly 5am and this is making me hungryyy 😭 I need to sleep
Would be cool if we got a series comparing various brands of food
"Pasta with sauce must always be eaten wearing white attire"
- Your local laundry-shop owner
being a little kid in 2005 coming inside from playing all day and scarfing down a cold ass can of chef boyardee or spaghettios, fucking childhood nostalgia to the max
Man, this is making me hungry. XD I wish I could eat these. It makes my system very upset when eating them, learned that when I was younger. I never ate them cold though. More flavor when hot. Awesome work, as always!
Love the food brand videos
And the winner is......beefaroni, cause nothing can beat the one and only. 10/10 with the video though 👌 👏👏👏
I'd like to see our good friend Deep One Dave taste test a few things.
Oldman in a can rains supreme!
When I first saw the thumbnail I thought the video was about making ASMR while two people are holding the microphones for him🤦🏻♀️😂
This man never fails to amuse me, I love it :D
Man this video and mic are wonderfulllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
This was awesome
My personal favorite has been the spaghetti and meatballs. I've eaten them for as long as I could remember.
Don't have any of those in the UK. Not even Amazon have them. Have been added to bucket list🥺🥺🥺
The way you edited the audio👌
If a nosy neighbor spied on him through a distant window right now, they'd swear up and down the dude next door kills people and makes wax mannequins out of em. 😆
Oh my... he ate them cold. May whatever eldritch horror exists in the afterlife take you...
Have you asked them if there arms are tired ?
Now I'm hungry and all I wanted was to sleep
That's okay though Uncle E, I still love ya