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  • @Savantics
    @Savantics  4 года назад +2375

    The number of views is your child count and the number of comments is your wife amount. How are you doing right now?
    Join the Discord server or Shrek will smite you.
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    EDIT: The amount of people commenting "It's not the sharpest tool in the shed", "Sharpest knife in the drawer", "Brightest bulb" not understanding I spliced them up intentionally is depressing.

  • @amandahensley78
    @amandahensley78 4 года назад +3217

    140 children
    27 wives
    1 man
    Sounds like a crappy movie poster

    • @Star-vf8vz
      @Star-vf8vz 4 года назад +74

      Poster? I'm pretty sure I've seen an advertisement for a real movie about a man with many children.

    • @Lololsans
      @Lololsans 4 года назад +108

      *coming to a theatre near you*
      *The polyamory guy*

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +34

      @@Lololsans harem harem not polygamy it's a harem

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 4 года назад +11

      Adam Sandler should make a movie out of this

    • @ghostie_4099
      @ghostie_4099 4 года назад +5

      Like a rip of die hard
      10 bad guys
      One cop

  • @sweatysocks8214
    @sweatysocks8214 4 года назад +1031

    Using this guys logic, I can't be arrested for child rape or mass murder because who's gonna arrest me? A rape cop? A mass murder cop?

  • @tanhart
    @tanhart 4 года назад +564

    I find it funny how he's saying "Yeah everyone's a polygamist" but you just KNOW that if one of his wives wanted another husband hed lose his mind

    • @alexandernyberg8668
      @alexandernyberg8668 3 года назад +17

      Yeah because polygamy means many wives, don't think he's a big fan of polyandry though

    • @hollowman9410
      @hollowman9410 2 года назад +4

      @@alexandernyberg8668 There have been cases of polygamy meaning many husbands. It is called Polyandry.

    • @Yo_Girlie_Rae
      @Yo_Girlie_Rae 9 месяцев назад +2

      Imagine the child support this man has to pay 💀

  • @drboneman
    @drboneman 4 года назад +3037

    His family is the population of a small town

    • @LaiyaUnscripted
      @LaiyaUnscripted 4 года назад +92

      Midevil Deth Kitens a really small town

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 года назад +49

      In 1960

    • @boopydoopy9156
      @boopydoopy9156 4 года назад +56

      Small Town? My town's population is 180,000 (last I checked) his family is a small village or a castle that is fully staffed.

    • @meganrobertson811
      @meganrobertson811 4 года назад +9

      I live an hour away from Bountiful and yes, they do have their own community.

    • @hjonkk5032
      @hjonkk5032 4 года назад +17

      Books a whole hotel

  • @drillbit8280
    @drillbit8280 4 года назад +3881

    This guy: has over 140 children
    Any family from the 1800s: silly mortal

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 4 года назад +570

      To be fair, only like, two of their 600 kids would actually make it to 20

    • @beekidsart1176
      @beekidsart1176 4 года назад +135

      Plebis Maximus fair enough

    • @malisaporisamet9806
      @malisaporisamet9806 4 года назад +76

      Bruh Hargett alexander hamilton had eight children, almost all of which made it to adulthood, although his bloodline died out after only a few generations

    • @beekidsart1176
      @beekidsart1176 4 года назад +16

      Mali Saporis Amet true, however he is just one person, and a lot of them didnt in for example sweden!

    • @achouqueeutavabrincando3249
      @achouqueeutavabrincando3249 4 года назад +6

      @Smooc What did you say, punk?

  • @cursedalien
    @cursedalien 4 года назад +963

    I saw the title and was like "maybe he's a sperm donor?" but apparently I had too much faith in humanity

  • @pjbutanimated335
    @pjbutanimated335 4 года назад +3792

    Bruh, how did this guy get 27 wives whilst looking like a mix of Peter Griffin and a thumb

    • @aliengirl7098
      @aliengirl7098 4 года назад +170

      NOT THIS 💀💀

    • @LemonnNote
      @LemonnNote 4 года назад +547

      That's rude of you!
      *you shouln't insult Peter Griffin and thumbs like that!*

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 4 года назад +126

      Peter griffin is a snack tho

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 4 года назад +108

      Money can make anyone look attractive.

    • @supercon20
      @supercon20 4 года назад +10

      @Latoya Amadi-Emina
      Yea

  • @hjonkk5032
    @hjonkk5032 4 года назад +6055

    This man has so many wives and weddings he could actually make a tier list interesting

    • @saturnhaswings3617
      @saturnhaswings3617 4 года назад +403

      Hmmm Karen's wedding definitely goes in SS....but Susan? B at best.

    • @bethany1522
      @bethany1522 4 года назад +228

      he could also do that with his children

    • @hjonkk5032
      @hjonkk5032 4 года назад +127

      saturn has wings child number 136 did not enjoy this cake, that’s an f

    • @hjonkk5032
      @hjonkk5032 4 года назад +8

      heyo sits them all on a couch to watch it

    • @ragingroadhog6073
      @ragingroadhog6073 4 года назад +51

      “Harold fell on the couch. That bum has only worked 90 hours this week so I will make sure to dock his pay. F Tier”

  • @sunk1ra
    @sunk1ra 4 года назад +285

    Those poor kids though.... he’s obviously gonna have favorites, and almost everyone of those kids are gonna have depression because of the neglect of a father figure....

    • @toxic8129
      @toxic8129 3 года назад +12

      He probably only remembers 10 of them

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 2 года назад

      By favorite he means the youngest and prettiest. Put her through a few pregnancies, put a few wrinkles and pounds on her, and he'll be shopping for the next brood mare. Full dumanization intended.

  • @brianbellsutibaddie2562
    @brianbellsutibaddie2562 4 года назад +3440

    no one:
    me playing the 100 baby challenge in the sims:

    • @veronica3047
      @veronica3047 4 года назад +24

      It's not often I spot Queen fans in the wild. Hello!

    • @recklesscherry3802
      @recklesscherry3802 4 года назад +13

      I will join this comment section with Rogerina toooo

    • @veronica3047
      @veronica3047 4 года назад +9

      So how are y'all doing? I just watched the Sonic movie, and I can say I approve of the song used in the beginning

    • @dumbvoid
      @dumbvoid 4 года назад

      @@recklesscherry3802 Thank you

    • @dumbvoid
      @dumbvoid 4 года назад +2

      The royal family is blessed

  • @Ultra-fw4rx
    @Ultra-fw4rx 4 года назад +2931

    Bruh imagine knowing you have 139 siblings

    • @quartzzzz8751
      @quartzzzz8751 4 года назад +382

      Christmas must suuuuuuck

    • @spykerule34
      @spykerule34 4 года назад +138

      Reminds me of "Horton hears a who" but he's the mayor

    • @Ultra-fw4rx
      @Ultra-fw4rx 4 года назад +136

      @@spykerule34 it aint that bad they can make a fucking snowman army

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 4 года назад +48

      Even I don't have that many, and my dads have been having 2 Kids every 20 Years for over 300 Years.

    • @Cohaki
      @Cohaki 4 года назад +20

      Fenris Vermundr Hypothetically, that’s 30 kids, neat

  • @16belis89
    @16belis89 4 года назад +1003

    nobody:
    this man: she was 13 almost 14 which is close to 15 and 15 is the new 16 which is kinda like 17 so lets just round it up to 18

  • @avocadocrumch
    @avocadocrumch 4 года назад +349

    “Not the sharpest bulb in the shed.” Put that on my gravestone

  • @Themanonline
    @Themanonline 4 года назад +4165

    His funeral's gonna be a concert

    • @milaliah
      @milaliah 4 года назад +197

      hELL YEAH *BITCH*

    • @jirosomer1204
      @jirosomer1204 4 года назад +268

      Can't wait to hear his greatest hits

    • @suaaddupuis1103
      @suaaddupuis1103 4 года назад +9

      Damn son.

    • @hibye-im1se
      @hibye-im1se 4 года назад +36

      @@jirosomer1204 corpse- crying sounds

    • @safa-pf3wj
      @safa-pf3wj 4 года назад +20

      hi bye what a bop 😔

  • @sushistudios5627
    @sushistudios5627 4 года назад +831

    Kid: so do u have any siblings
    One of his kids: ye
    Kid: who many
    One of his kids: *over 140*
    Kid: what the fu-

    • @sofvpgn
      @sofvpgn 4 года назад +15

      Lol 😂

    • @wasup1457
      @wasup1457 3 года назад +8

      *How

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Год назад +1

      I know this is an old comment, but bruh that wasn't even witty, there's no joke lmao

  • @mildmilk8308
    @mildmilk8308 4 года назад +1180

    He really out here lookin' like the lawyer from Bee Movie.
    Ironically he knows nothing about the law.

    • @TonyExists
      @TonyExists 4 года назад +63

      Except way less *T H I C C*

    • @mygoodfriendcosmo
      @mygoodfriendcosmo 4 года назад +22

      neither does the lawyer from the bee movie

    • @somebodythatnobodylikes
      @somebodythatnobodylikes 4 года назад +4

      Like poetry

    • @vaunta
      @vaunta 4 года назад +1

      Bro I LOVE YOU AND YOUR JOKES no homo my bro

    • @redpanda6497
      @redpanda6497 4 года назад +1

      He does. He indeed looks like him. XD

  • @araceli7604
    @araceli7604 4 года назад +2234

    Damn he literally has more children than the scientifically theorized maximum amount of FRIENDS

    • @tperez210
      @tperez210 4 года назад +32

      Araceli the what

    • @dumbvoid
      @dumbvoid 4 года назад +196

      @@tperez210 The most amount of friends science believes possible to maintain

    • @tperez210
      @tperez210 4 года назад +82

      dumb void i was thinking about the TV show and i was so confused, i get what OP was saying now lmao

    • @dumbvoid
      @dumbvoid 4 года назад +54

      @@tperez210 Oh lol personally I hate that show because of the way they managed to put it onto every item of clothing ever.

    • @tperez210
      @tperez210 4 года назад +40

      dumb void lol that’s true, but the dumb humor always made me laugh during a hard time in my life, so i appreciate it

  • @jesse85
    @jesse85 4 года назад +217

    God the second I saw him... my mom used to live in the Kootenays, near where the blackmores are. She was always told not to hang around them because he was always trying to get more young wives, a couple times they visited my grammas restaurant in the 80s. Spooky shit.

  • @sienabee_5583
    @sienabee_5583 4 года назад +605

    when she said she doesn’t wanna be one of those people who says “this is LITERALLY insane” I had leafy flashbacks and a moment of shame

  • @SaveMeMoon
    @SaveMeMoon 4 года назад +545

    Poor kids... There are some of us who were neglected by our fathers with only ONE sibling.

    • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
      @whatabeautifulduwang9603 4 года назад +29

      I'm surprised there aren't more people concerned about those kids.

    • @josearmando9933
      @josearmando9933 4 года назад +10

      I didnt even have siblings and i were neglected by BOTH

    • @riddlesangerissues3127
      @riddlesangerissues3127 4 года назад +19

      @@whatabeautifulduwang9603 The boys have to work on a mill for hours. How old are these boys? I know children 13 and younger do agriculture labor( isn't illegal,) I believe if it's family-owned children can work but how harsh are the conditions? How many hours do these boys work? I feel bad for the man who only earned $93 dollars monthly.

    • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
      @whatabeautifulduwang9603 4 года назад +8

      @@riddlesangerissues3127 I have no idea but this is definitely not right.

    • @Sarawarawara-
      @Sarawarawara- 4 года назад +3

      Their probably more concerned for the underage girls giving birth

  • @jocelynsturgis7627
    @jocelynsturgis7627 4 года назад +192

    "the lost boys" was a case in the 90s where mormons were "Releasing" their sons into the wild so that why they're sons couldn't pose a threat, aka as soon as the sons showed interest in women they were cast out so the elders could keep all the women

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 4 года назад +7

      I take back every time I called Mormons stupid. They are way more rational than the rest of us.

    • @bees4839
      @bees4839 4 года назад +36

      Just to be clear here, Mormons do not practice polygamy and haven't for like a century btw. The RLDS church is who practices polygamy. Anyone who calls themselves a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons) and practices polygamy would be excommunicated.

    • @eijirokirishima7188
      @eijirokirishima7188 3 года назад +11

      Well- the gay ones were kinda lucky don’t ya think?

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 3 года назад +2

      @@eijirokirishima7188 and the trans

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 года назад +1

      @@bees4839 almost all Mormons do not practice polygyny and other kinds of polygamy.

  • @Oh_the_humanity
    @Oh_the_humanity 4 года назад +2299

    Judge:
    Sir, did you murder 5 schoolchildren?
    Child Murderer:
    *I don't **_think_** so.*

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus 4 года назад +83

      Bulletproof defense.

    • @fancysanta6767
      @fancysanta6767 4 года назад +3

      XD yes

    • @jmiod2819
      @jmiod2819 4 года назад +32

      Well, but I mean how could I be sure?

    • @notme5501
      @notme5501 4 года назад +5

      Lol maybe

    • @facelesskat4799
      @facelesskat4799 4 года назад +31

      Child Murderer: who’s going to arrest me a child Murderer cop?!?!?

  • @randomdrummer69420
    @randomdrummer69420 4 года назад +2467

    This sounds like something that would come out of BitLife...
    edit: i get it, this could also happen in the sims.

    • @Poffean
      @Poffean 4 года назад +181

      Hell, i have more normal bitlife lives when i kill 40 people, rob 82 houses, steal 80 cars, and join the army

    • @mofthemoth5755
      @mofthemoth5755 4 года назад +26

      @@Poffean lmao

    • @ultravioletishere
      @ultravioletishere 4 года назад +42

      Or the Sims

    • @Oddity2994
      @Oddity2994 4 года назад +20

      Or the sims

    • @dannydicheeto8353
      @dannydicheeto8353 4 года назад +16

      Or the sims

  • @andyblanton6570
    @andyblanton6570 4 года назад +2160

    Winston Blackmore: I have over 140 children!
    Genghis Khan: Well, I had over 1,000 children!
    Zeus: *Ameteurs..*

    • @LIITEMIES
      @LIITEMIES 4 года назад +81

      so much salt.

    • @Barc-fp8cg
      @Barc-fp8cg 4 года назад +99

      That is soo accurate

    • @mikad2976
      @mikad2976 4 года назад +62

      I feel like there was some anger behind that sentence 😳

    • @SaiyanGamer95
      @SaiyanGamer95 4 года назад +88

      I think I can hear planet Earth laughing.

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 года назад +49

      But what they all have in common is an excitable horse that can't stay in the barn

  • @imsad3630
    @imsad3630 4 года назад +996

    He took the “100 children bitlife challenge” a little too literal.

    • @imaginary341
      @imaginary341 3 года назад +81

      If he made a yt video: DOING THE 100 BABY CHALLENGE IRL *NOT CLICKBAIT* *TOTALLY LEGAL*

    • @purplelifechannel
      @purplelifechannel 3 года назад +25

      @@imaginary341 The only real video that says "Not click bate* And really not clickbate"🤣

    • @8AKI47
      @8AKI47 3 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @sazsha
      @sazsha 3 года назад

      I am your 100th subscriber✌️

    • @dexterjettster3683
      @dexterjettster3683 3 года назад +7

      I tried to do that and ended up dying at 50 from STDs

  • @munkle_3
    @munkle_3 4 года назад +653

    Drug dealer: deals drugs
    Cop: you can't do that
    Drug dealer: I don't participate in that law. I don't know.
    Cop: solid point, I'll leave you be.

    • @maddison5120
      @maddison5120 4 года назад +35

      Who's going to arrest them? A drug dealer cop?

    • @thatonespoon__777
      @thatonespoon__777 4 года назад +13

      Understandable have a nice day

    • @clementine1169
      @clementine1169 4 года назад +4

      This reminds me of that meme with the guy that has a peace sign and disappears slowly

  • @madisnzz
    @madisnzz 3 года назад +62

    “At this point, you’re just a number.”
    I hate this sentence so much. I feel awful for all of them. Why didn’t the law do anything about the underaged relationships sooner?

    • @joeschmoe9412
      @joeschmoe9412 3 года назад +1

      Is arranged marriage like still allowed in the U.S and what's to stop them divorcing him and him having to pay a shit load of alimony. Can't say I can feel much sympathy if they actively just choose to be with him.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Год назад

      @@joeschmoe9412 that's not at all how that works

    • @joeschmoe9412
      @joeschmoe9412 Год назад

      @@jasperjazzie OH so there are places in the U.S where a wife can't divorce her husband? Well better move there immediately. Ahh if only.

  • @larva8239
    @larva8239 4 года назад +3371

    I’m just surprised that he found any woman who actually liked him, damn

    • @kingsalmonproductions2105
      @kingsalmonproductions2105 4 года назад +488

      The girls don't like him.they're forced to marry him

    • @breesnutz
      @breesnutz 4 года назад +312

      @@kingsalmonproductions2105 oh my gosh that's so much worse

    • @isamic8068
      @isamic8068 4 года назад +101

      They have no choice

    • @Horologica
      @Horologica 4 года назад +210

      Child trafficking, financial control and cult brainwashing. It has to be something on this list at play. I think it's a blessing that they don't see him often

    • @angelfish1506
      @angelfish1506 4 года назад +53

      It's an arranged marriage.

  • @anxietypiglet
    @anxietypiglet 4 года назад +179

    when you click multiple times and it loads all at once

  • @katiekazoo6389
    @katiekazoo6389 4 года назад +88

    This reminds me of Michael Scott when he said “I’m gonna have 100 kids so then I can have 100 friends and no one can say ‘no’” the only difference is that Michael was like 6

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 года назад +2316

    if he has 25 wives and 150 kids, that’s 6 kids every woman. Who gets to see her husband at most once a month. This man must be VERY rich to pay that much child support

    • @nono-fb8tr
      @nono-fb8tr 4 года назад +291

      she mentioned near the end of the video that he uses his sons as essential free labor

    • @cherrytree2165
      @cherrytree2165 4 года назад +172

      well he does his damnedest to not pay taxes so im sure that helps with his money issues :)

    • @deadlyqueenhasaweakness9118
      @deadlyqueenhasaweakness9118 4 года назад +37

      The thing is that he doesn't

    • @jana731
      @jana731 4 года назад +1

      Thats what I thought too hahahaha

    • @Qwerty-jc3so
      @Qwerty-jc3so 4 года назад +18

      @@boastthebarley6151 was thinking the same

  • @ItsLunaRegina
    @ItsLunaRegina 4 года назад +792

    He claims everyone is a polygamist deep down, but I bet he'd start backtracking if he met a woman married to many men AKA polyandry.

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 года назад +8

      It's the same thing.

    • @thedarkdojo5115
      @thedarkdojo5115 4 года назад +42

      @@user-mh9dx7nz2r No crap, Sherlock...

    • @isaiah9501
      @isaiah9501 4 года назад

      Its a thing in Muslims right? Not being mean if there are any Muslims reading my comment. Just askin'

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 года назад +8

      @@isaiah9501(I'm not Muslim but I have prior knowledge).
      It depends on the culture and who you ask. There are different sects. The face covering is actually distinct to a few cultures. And the prophet Muhammed has a political marriage. There are other things but a lot is just cultural.

    • @EspeonMistress00
      @EspeonMistress00 4 года назад +14

      @@isaiah9501 Yes, it's allowed BUT NOT COMPULSORY! And everyone involved should be ok with it AND the husband but divide his time, attention and money equally. Also the limit is 4 wives at a time.

  • @LucasKater
    @LucasKater 4 года назад +255

    This man has over 140 children
    Ghenghis Khan: P A T H E T I C

    • @drlctr
      @drlctr 3 года назад

      Earth is laughing

  • @blackrasengan2430
    @blackrasengan2430 4 года назад +355

    *Imagine* *family* *parties* and *events*

    • @bluememe4652
      @bluememe4652 4 года назад +8

      Oh-oh god no

    • @pearluniverse7960
      @pearluniverse7960 4 года назад +18

      *It's a rave*

    • @facelesskat4799
      @facelesskat4799 4 года назад +28

      Mexicans: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!!!!!

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 4 года назад +5

      BlackRasengan24 Imagine family Christmas 💀

    • @davadreviewer5509
      @davadreviewer5509 4 года назад

      Kya Lazz *But the economy tho*

  • @icepeep7265
    @icepeep7265 4 года назад +181

    He's the mayor from horton here's a who that gives his children 20 seconds during dinner

    • @kity1081
      @kity1081 4 года назад +14

      except much, much worse

    • @miya9904
      @miya9904 4 года назад

      Accept for his only son

  • @medelicoribu7072
    @medelicoribu7072 4 года назад +74

    "Age is just a number"
    So is 911. Git recd.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2813

    If this guy has over 140 children, he'd literally be paying for child support even in the afterlife.

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +34

      Lmfao, rofl, lol, hahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So funny lmao, hahah lol, lol, lol so accurate, yes yay fuck PERFRCT.

    • @Oh_the_humanity
      @Oh_the_humanity 4 года назад +279

      @@CerealExperimentsMizuki the actual fuck

    • @Winter4812
      @Winter4812 4 года назад +36

      Cosmic Mitama The Ultimate please shut the fuck up

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +7

      @@Oh_the_humanity æ‽‽‽‽‽‽‽‽ßçî

    • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
      @CerealExperimentsMizuki 4 года назад +13

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  • @billysmoocher2362
    @billysmoocher2362 4 года назад +799

    "I know a lot of Canadian stories tend to be overlooked"
    Ah yes,the perfect man to represent Canada

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 4 года назад +73

      As a Canadian, we don’t claim him.

    • @dorothygray44
      @dorothygray44 4 года назад +57

      it’s okay, as an american i usually just associate you guys as “the better country” and maple syrup ofc.

    • @LoverOfStuff
      @LoverOfStuff 4 года назад +28

      dorothy gray gotta love that maple syrup. I chug at least a bottle every morning for breakfast.

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 4 года назад +16

      Sky High Skyler
      Maple syrup is just a part of daily life.

    • @givemeyoureggs456
      @givemeyoureggs456 4 года назад +14

      @@gaydummy2845 Maple Syrup is just -a part of daily- life

  • @sketch_asylum
    @sketch_asylum 4 года назад +320

    This case actually pisses me off so much. Cases like this throw such a bad light onto polygamists, who just want to live together peacefully.
    Extreme cases like this have no business falling under polygamy, cause it's not consentful, it's horribly neglectful and unhealthy. He clearly doesn't care about any of his wives or children.

    • @birthcanalfluids6541
      @birthcanalfluids6541 4 года назад +16

      Exactly. I was thinking about that and now people will probably judge these other, MUCH HEALTHIER, relationships.

    • @12s0ph
      @12s0ph 4 года назад

      Nice pfp

    • @artthenecromancer404
      @artthenecromancer404 3 года назад +15

      They do deserve to fall over polygamy. The consensual ones in which everyone loves eachother are polyamory, aka something valid and completely harmless.

    • @tssprankle
      @tssprankle 4 месяца назад

      ​@@artthenecromancer404 Hold on, what's the difference between polyamory and polygamy? Don't they both fall under "having multiple partners?". I'm asking because I'm genuinely confused on how they're different?
      (PS. I am not against multiple partners, I'm thinking that I'd be fine with either monogamy or polyamory, I'm just confused at the difference.)

    • @artthenecromancer404
      @artthenecromancer404 4 месяца назад

      @@tssprankle yes, but in polygamy, one person has multiple partners, whereas, in polyamory, both the partners are allowed to take multiple lovers or one lover. Both are something I would not do but I find polygamy unfair completely due to the fact that only one’s allowed to see other partners. If you’re going to get to see anyone, it should go both ways, not just in your favour, yk?

  • @Ajia_No_Envy
    @Ajia_No_Envy 4 года назад +903

    That one kid in school when they have to draw their family: now this is an avengers level threat

  • @user-go2qk3ti8s
    @user-go2qk3ti8s 4 года назад +2724

    their kids when they have to do a family tree project in school: 👁👄👁

    • @ichmeiner4531
      @ichmeiner4531 4 года назад +264

      Yeah, time to go to the arts and crafts store and buy some of that big ass paper. Or a couple. Hope the kid has some savings.

    • @FirstLast-fl1co
      @FirstLast-fl1co 4 года назад +142

      @@ichmeiner4531 they gon buy 3 walmarts worth of paper

    • @hhyperbaIIad
      @hhyperbaIIad 4 года назад +44

      👀
      👄

    • @sofvpgn
      @sofvpgn 4 года назад +20

      😀🔪

    • @theabyss4299
      @theabyss4299 4 года назад +17

      Actually yes, some times when two sisters marry the same man, brothers and sisters are also cousins

  • @GOATEDTYLERR
    @GOATEDTYLERR 4 года назад +121

    men: 1
    wives: 27
    children: 140
    hotel: trivago

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 4 года назад +13

      Their family reunion must be *W I L D*

    • @tylerredforge5563
      @tylerredforge5563 3 года назад

      @@Mr.Tw1sty holyyyyy

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 3 года назад

      @@tylerredforge5563 yes

  • @vbuckman2970
    @vbuckman2970 4 года назад +842

    I wish they all just divorced him one after the other then he would go bankrupt

    • @minaisfab17
      @minaisfab17 4 года назад +58

      That'd be amazingly fun to see

    • @mushkbaar
      @mushkbaar 3 года назад +42

      Oh, and it would be even better since I think there's a law that if the parents have a separation, the mother keeps the kids for like the first 7 years and the father has to do the rest 😂 that's a whole lot of child support to pay for

    • @walterg3254
      @walterg3254 3 года назад +10

      What kind of sexist law is that?
      If the mother is being garbage would she just get handed the kids?

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 года назад +1

      @@walterg3254 i don't even think it is a law, otherwise divorce custody battles wouldn't be a thing

    • @atari8603
      @atari8603 2 года назад

      This is not the way...... I can't believe those foolish women

  • @420subscriberswithnovideos2
    @420subscriberswithnovideos2 4 года назад +2461

    This guy is basically every single r/ihavesex post

    • @swiftysnail9053
      @swiftysnail9053 4 года назад +16

      Wow reddot iz so Kool leme sapm itt in youutube comennt sectoin

    • @420subscriberswithnovideos2
      @420subscriberswithnovideos2 4 года назад +66

      swifty snail come on that wasn't necessary if you don't like what i said just leave me alone

    • @swiftysnail9053
      @swiftysnail9053 4 года назад +6

      @@420subscriberswithnovideos2 oh no the reddotor got mad whatever will i do

    • @420subscriberswithnovideos2
      @420subscriberswithnovideos2 4 года назад +53

      swifty snail I'm not mad just dont understand why you felt the need to do that

    • @hihey6972
      @hihey6972 4 года назад +54

      swifty snail what’s the point of your comment

  • @threedaysgrace2233
    @threedaysgrace2233 4 года назад +55

    This is a sims challenge brought into reality. Meaning this should have never happened or continue this long.

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +678

    Genghis Khan is like: Pfffft, only 140?

    • @KnotNoxus
      @KnotNoxus 4 года назад +3

      How much do you have bro

    • @kissm3kn0t
      @kissm3kn0t 4 года назад +7

      @@KnotNoxus 141

    • @FlashV10
      @FlashV10 4 года назад +4

      @@kissm3kn0t 142

    • @mollof7893
      @mollof7893 4 года назад +3

      @@FlashV10 143

    • @meat1575
      @meat1575 4 года назад +4

      @@mollof7893 144 beat that

  • @DioBrando-dw4fk
    @DioBrando-dw4fk 4 года назад +288

    “This really rubbed me the wrong way.”
    Yeah no please don’t get rubbed ANY way by a man with over 140 children

    • @dollyinterrupted
      @dollyinterrupted 4 года назад +17

      .....says dio brando

    • @levygaming3133
      @levygaming3133 4 года назад +4

      @@dollyinterrupted did this get put on recommended or something? I’m seeing a lot of comments from 6-7 months ago and a bunch from the last 24 hours, and not a lot in between.

    • @dollyinterrupted
      @dollyinterrupted 4 года назад +5

      @@levygaming3133 yeah, but I've been a fan of savantics for a while. I just came back to rewatch it.

    • @skooter__
      @skooter__ 4 года назад +4

      Ok dio, are you forgetting Egypt?

    • @lucidnight7759
      @lucidnight7759 3 года назад

      Dio you are forgetting your four illegitimate children

  • @allthyme
    @allthyme 4 года назад +90

    This guy must have a tier list of his children

    • @regularjoe4613
      @regularjoe4613 3 года назад +1

      I justbimagine him saying something among the lines of
      Mary definitely a s-tier she has good grades proud of her
      Jonh is a c-tier doesn't do much nothing to special

  • @Shartmaster32
    @Shartmaster32 4 года назад +281

    I feel like one day his Wives and Children will group up and uprise against him

  • @archived1606
    @archived1606 4 года назад +440

    Imagine getting divorced and having to pay child support, if it was me I’d pull a yoshi and commit tax fraud

  • @them631
    @them631 4 года назад +55

    The Mormon church in 1892: yeah no more of that polygamy stuff
    This guy: wait what now

    • @mr.g6962
      @mr.g6962 3 года назад

      as a mormon accurate

  • @anno-chan888
    @anno-chan888 4 года назад +522

    man, this man would need a like, 70-something mary poppinses

    • @saturnhaswings3617
      @saturnhaswings3617 4 года назад +53

      I just imagined like, 70 Mary Poppins blotting out the sun

    • @karla3153
      @karla3153 4 года назад +3

      Alastor hi how you doin

    • @st3phzh
      @st3phzh 4 года назад +15

      74.5 Mary poppinses

    • @kura4058
      @kura4058 4 года назад

      Yes sis.

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 4 года назад +3

      bloody macaroon Mary Poppins is a species-

  • @namikkou
    @namikkou 4 года назад +356

    When I heard about polyamorous relationships, I hear it's usually between a few people max. Not this dude. Get this dude and jail and his wives and kids help.

    • @a-wild-goose
      @a-wild-goose 4 года назад +32

      @@blank2556 Yeah, that's the main difference. Although not everyone in a polyamorous relationship has to be in love with everyone else. But still, polygamy is way different.

    • @sahara3045
      @sahara3045 4 года назад +19

      Bon the Bunny polyamory is basically when more than 2 people are in a relationship and everyone is consenting. So if a boyfriend has a girlfriend and wants another, and the girlfriend and that other girlfriend doesn’t mind, it’s completely fine.

    • @molono1451
      @molono1451 4 года назад +10

      Yeah, I've seen relationships that made multiple partners work but never to this extent

    • @carboniml
      @carboniml 4 года назад +1

      As a polysexual i refuse to date more than 2 people because more than that would probably be too much.

    • @starbirth244
      @starbirth244 4 года назад

      Cheating with consent

  • @cutecatsara123
    @cutecatsara123 4 года назад +38

    Basically, he gets a new wife every time he's done with the other.

    • @sofvpgn
      @sofvpgn 4 года назад +9

      Yeah it’s just disgusting...

  • @LoverOfStuff
    @LoverOfStuff 4 года назад +203

    This dude be raising an army and creating his own country

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 года назад +3

      Just like Big Mom.

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 года назад +19

      A country filled with his own children?
      Alabama 2.0?

    • @Nosretep
      @Nosretep 4 года назад +1

      @@GhaniKeSawah The only difference is that the mom throws away her husband and some of her chikdren become one man armies. And their Mother is extremely abusive. She isn't real thankfully.

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 года назад +1

      @@Nosretep huh interesting

    • @iloveu1579
      @iloveu1579 4 года назад +2

      its already a state called alabama

  • @sunnybangtan4209
    @sunnybangtan4209 4 года назад +375

    I have 27 kids and nineteen wives, time to go get some milk.

  • @Glukii
    @Glukii 4 года назад +70

    Savantics: Talking about serious topics
    Me, an intellectual: How does she use shaders and not lag

  • @startheangel9760
    @startheangel9760 4 года назад +186

    This guy doesn't know how condoms work

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 4 года назад +25

      Mean he's mormon so probably doesn't believe in them

    • @LoverOfStuff
      @LoverOfStuff 4 года назад +9

      Pigeon “Yes I don’t believe in a physical object that has been shown several times in reality”
      _I know what you mean but still-_

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 4 года назад +4

      @@LoverOfStuff lmao its also exactly that.

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real 4 года назад +5

      Pigeon I’m a Mormon and I believe in them.

    • @pigeon1178
      @pigeon1178 4 года назад +5

      @@FBI-real yeah I mean I'm sure there are plenty of Mormons who do but also that guys like a crazy Mormon. He has 149 kids. That's wild

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 4 года назад +61

    Cheating on your lovers =/= having multiple wives
    LOL that man is such an embarrassment.

  • @maximiliankratz
    @maximiliankratz 4 года назад +73

    I would like to say that the Mormon church no longer endorses polygamy or him
    Thank you for coming to my ted talk

    • @Gabgab629
      @Gabgab629 4 года назад +8

      Yeah, haven't allowed it since 1890.

    • @abigailbennett9712
      @abigailbennett9712 4 года назад +5

      Yesssss thank you. Mormons do not condone this at all! It's FDLS people like this guy who paint mormons in a bad light when flds and lds are two different denominations.

    • @dontlookatme6395
      @dontlookatme6395 3 года назад +1

      Those kinds of people arent even accepted by the church and what they teach
      That literally goes against everything they stand for infact

  • @CrabMushroom
    @CrabMushroom 4 года назад +1768

    Christianity: “the husband and the wife are a combined flesh!”
    This man: *is literally the wall of flesh in terraria*

  • @mollof7893
    @mollof7893 4 года назад +863

    I'm not against polygamy, I don't see a reason why you should not be allowed to marry several people if everyone agrees.
    But this guy's situation is quite fucked up.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +144

      Polygamy is one thing
      What was the amount of girls he had it's a harem

    • @safa-pf3wj
      @safa-pf3wj 4 года назад +140

      I think when it gets to the point of having 27 wives and 140 is when it gets concerning, I feel bad for the kids tbh.

    • @cheshirecat7819
      @cheshirecat7819 4 года назад +100

      I'm 50/50 with polygamy, but this dude saying it's polygamy is really disgusting.

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +91

      @@cheshirecat7819 polygamy is at best 2 3 or 4( five if you're really pushing the envelope) people who are all in on it and are aware
      This is just a harem which actually makes sense given how it was allowed in the Bible

    • @edef1244
      @edef1244 4 года назад +59

      Polygamy is when all of the partners are allowed to see other people. Are any of his wives married to other people?
      There's something very sketchy going on here. Not only is he the only one with 27 partners, while his other partners aren't married to anyone else (though I'm sure they might be dating or casually seeing other people, especially since he cannot possibly know what each wife is doing at any given moment given that there are TWENTY SEVEN OF THEM), there is no logical explanation as to how he managed to have them all agree to marry him, knowing his wife count.
      Also, he really isn't pleasing to the eye, not very smart, doesn't seem to have a charming personality. So what on earth could have drawn that amount of women to him
      Not to mention the underage brides and the possible child trafficking.. Yeah, he isn't just an innocent man practicing polygamy.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 4 года назад +17

    I thought that when I heard that pharaoh ramses the second had something like 100-200 sons I thought it was exaggeration. This man has proven to me that it is very plausible.

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 года назад +1721

    I’m cool with polyamory as a concept. Like not my kinda thing but as long as everyone involved is okay with it I don’t care. But 25 people??? 140 kids???? Hello???

    • @kittymischief1449
      @kittymischief1449 4 года назад +275

      I am fine with polygamy too, but the max amount of partners should be 5 and even that can be too many, but Cheating is not a polygamous relationship, that is giving polygamy a bad name, in polygamy the partners would know and maybe sometimes it could be a triangle, sometimes it is a V, I am partially polygamous, I can live in a monogamous relationship, and I won’t actively look for new relationships, but if something does happen I would tell my partner about it and see if they are okay, and I would also ask if the other person is okay with it, transparency in polygamy is key and essential, so cheating is not true polygamy, usually /proper/ polygamous relationships that are not open relationships (kind of a different thing) will have 2 partners. So polygamy isn’t horrible, but it gets a bad name because of the people who turn it into a harem

    • @kitten_xbobatea5228
      @kitten_xbobatea5228 4 года назад +173

      @@kittymischief1449 Yes! I am non-binary, pansexual, transgender. Im still considering if I’m ace. I understand discrimination... believe me. Polyamory is not bad as long as it’s transparent, Beautiful relationships can blossom and flourish. 💅🏻AS👏🏻LONG💅🏻AS👏🏻YOUR💅🏻OPEN👏🏻AND💅🏻AT👏🏻THE💅🏻CONSENSUAL👏🏻AGE💅🏻. That is all!

    • @kittymischief1449
      @kittymischief1449 4 года назад +3

      @not Shane kid Nope, not gonna deal with this

    • @barslaf
      @barslaf 4 года назад

      he didn't do anything illegal

    • @nousernameforme8381
      @nousernameforme8381 4 года назад +60

      @@barslaf yes he did.

  • @cheshirecat7819
    @cheshirecat7819 4 года назад +557

    This dude: 140 children
    Any uncivilized kings from the past: "that's cute."

    • @arashparthian_112
      @arashparthian_112 4 года назад +78

      Do you know how many succession wars 140 children would cause lmao

    • @ClaireYunFarronXIII
      @ClaireYunFarronXIII 4 года назад +22

      @@arashparthian_112 The Blackfyre Rebellion...

    • @somedragonbastard
      @somedragonbastard 4 года назад +10

      "Uncivilized"? The hell do you mean by that?

    • @user-mh9dx7nz2r
      @user-mh9dx7nz2r 4 года назад +19

      What makes someone civilized? Are we going by European standards? I'm not supporting this guy but your comment makes no sense.

    • @NChapaWI9436
      @NChapaWI9436 4 года назад +13

      Genghis Khan

  • @phoenixfire1074
    @phoenixfire1074 4 года назад +24

    Zeus probably had more children than that

    • @limezazzy2813
      @limezazzy2813 4 месяца назад

      Isn’t more than half of the Greek gods like his kids

  • @pigeon1178
    @pigeon1178 4 года назад +110

    I mean ultimately this isn't about love or a healthy relationship, as many polyam relationships are, it's about owning as many women as possible

    • @carboniml
      @carboniml 4 года назад +8

      I don't think he's poly i think he's a sick fuck who should go to jail.

    • @carboniml
      @carboniml 4 года назад +6

      For reference i am polysexual but i don't have more than two partners at a time because more would be fucking insane.

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 4 года назад +3

      polygamists are fine, they don’t hurt anyone. This guy is a different breed

    • @5ashll303
      @5ashll303 2 года назад

      He’s collecting them like Pokemon

  • @flesh_n_bones4571
    @flesh_n_bones4571 4 года назад +73

    He has his own army of children

  • @carriegrasty8852
    @carriegrasty8852 4 года назад +13

    Imagine how much he will have to pay in child support after he gets out of jail

  • @dreamybombstudios724
    @dreamybombstudios724 4 года назад +326

    Person:Do you have any siblings?
    Child:Yes
    Person:Oh how many?
    Child:148
    Person:....you can't be serious

  • @nopenope273
    @nopenope273 4 года назад +92

    “not the brightest knife in the shed” has now been added to my daily vocabulary

  • @-Theo-
    @-Theo- 3 года назад +22

    Imagine falling in love with someone then finding out that they’re one of your 149 siblings like 4 years later 😭🤚

  • @petarmitkov1056
    @petarmitkov1056 4 года назад +73

    This guy has more kids than Liechtenstein has citizens

  • @raydamenace3828
    @raydamenace3828 4 года назад +167

    Imagine how many wedding rings he had to pay for.

  • @rosefulmadness
    @rosefulmadness 4 года назад +428

    He's just pretending to be poly just to marry all that women for absolutely no reason, as a poly myself I can tell you all that I'm in love with 2 people, a girl and a boy, and I truly love both of them and they love me back. It's a healthy and happy relationship, he is just dragging every poly relationship ever by calling himself a poly. We are normal people, we aren't crazy like him

    • @nothanks9980
      @nothanks9980 3 года назад +59

      Agreed. He totally misunderstood the meaning of it. Thinking the that 'cheating' is the same as poly

    • @memoiich.
      @memoiich. 3 года назад +43

      I also think poly isn't a bad think I mean if the people in the relationship all love each other I mean what's the problem but this is not okay he neglects his partners and children that's inhumane and claiming it's poly is terrible for people who are poly he paints the poly under bad name

    • @qualifiedarmchaircritic
      @qualifiedarmchaircritic 3 года назад +20

      🤦‍♀️ listen you are mixing up two things: polyamoury and polygamy (and there's also polysexual, which means being attracted to multiple genders but not necessarily all of them). Polyamoury always implies consent and romantic feelings from all parties. Polygamy just means "being married to several people at once" - it says nothing about whether or not people love each other. Just like monogamy - being married to one person exclusively. This man is not claiming to be polyamourous, he's never said he loves all these women. He just married them to produce slave children. He's a polygamist. This concept has nothing to do with your (and my) identity or relationship status. I share your dislike of him though.

    • @nothanks9980
      @nothanks9980 3 года назад +2

      @@qualifiedarmchaircritic But don't they need to all love each other to marry each other like he is just marrying hundreds and thousands of girls and he doesn't even visit or like talk to them

    • @morrison3423
      @morrison3423 3 года назад +7

      nah yall are gross

  • @jerbear8884
    @jerbear8884 4 года назад +55

    This story is a very disheartening one I don't think anyone would have talked about. I'm glad you did though because it really does bring cases like these to light

  • @MoltenMonsters
    @MoltenMonsters 4 года назад +103

    Everyone else: listening to to the video
    Me: *intently watching the Minecraft gameplay*

  • @aceofspades2236
    @aceofspades2236 4 года назад +27

    Teacher: write how many siblings you have, and which gender they are.
    Kid: I have 148 siblings.
    Teacher: wait what-
    Kid: I have a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister-

    • @anvakathazit1102
      @anvakathazit1102 3 года назад +2

      - and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and a sister and a brother and -

  • @unabashedlyluckynerd7148
    @unabashedlyluckynerd7148 4 года назад +72

    Her laughter after "polygamy simulator" is so adorable! Keep it up!

  • @AshleesBathroom
    @AshleesBathroom 4 года назад +112

    Dude had at least 140 raw-dogging sessions and I don't know how I feel about it....
    NVM I hate it.

    • @siradmin6791
      @siradmin6791 4 года назад +18

      My man shot his nut more times than I jack off in a year wtf

    • @justcallmelucky
      @justcallmelucky 4 года назад +21

      unless some of the times he had twins or triplets, then again think of all the times he did and it DIDN'T result in pregnancy

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад

      They were underaged.

    • @AshleesBathroom
      @AshleesBathroom 4 года назад +3

      @@Raccon_Detective. that's even worse. I hate it even more.

  • @birthcanalfluids6541
    @birthcanalfluids6541 4 года назад +6

    WAIT WAIT WAIT- I went into this thinking that he had divorced them all... THIS IS WORSE!!

  • @Theox231
    @Theox231 4 года назад +195

    This guy is the human version of the tortoise that single-handedly saved it's species by having 800 kids-

    • @dexterousfingies
      @dexterousfingies 4 года назад +40

      Don't do that tortoise dirty!

    • @anc2775
      @anc2775 3 года назад +3

      Nah that's genghis khan

    • @loop5312
      @loop5312 3 года назад +14

      Don't compare him to that hero

    • @stakkadakka3427
      @stakkadakka3427 3 года назад +3

      Sinle handedly? you know how the birds and the bees work right?

    • @gendiskaira
      @gendiskaira 3 года назад +1

      Hey i know that tortoise

  • @sunsetsarsaparilla4434
    @sunsetsarsaparilla4434 4 года назад +418

    This guy is Genghis Khan reincarnated

  • @thesmoothcriminalthatstruc88
    @thesmoothcriminalthatstruc88 3 года назад +9

    He just,, enforces so many negative stereotypes about polyamory I can't even-

  • @FoundedScreenLady
    @FoundedScreenLady 4 года назад +75

    Clearly someone hasn't practiced their pullout game.

  • @annawesometheflameingpikac3688
    @annawesometheflameingpikac3688 4 года назад +242

    Polygamy is only ok IF all party's are consenting and adults and weren't coerced

    • @pheurangtchi9754
      @pheurangtchi9754 4 года назад +61

      He married minors so nope.

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 4 года назад +37

      @@pheurangtchi9754 Well fuck that's so much worse

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 4 года назад +2

      exactly

    • @bobtheball5384
      @bobtheball5384 4 года назад +14

      Yeah, it's just the forcing people and or a person you're in a relationship with into it that makes it a problem.

    • @Aditi77828
      @Aditi77828 4 года назад +3

      Some of them weren't even adults

  • @coldsandwich
    @coldsandwich 4 года назад +10

    This video degraded my opinion of humanity
    Watching you save that beached dolphin restored it

  • @theincompetentmyth8564
    @theincompetentmyth8564 4 года назад +242

    Can we talk about how smoothly Savantics rescued the dolphin?
    Like, she's better than PETA.
    Although that's as easy as becoming gay from Ricardo.

  • @omegs
    @omegs 4 года назад +94

    "hello fellow crab god worshippers!"
    *Huuh? How does she know?*

    • @equalmatthias7008
      @equalmatthias7008 4 года назад

      Bro i love how there is just this one comment not about the video.
      Not sarcastic, btw.

  • @MiguelGonzalez-sl5hw
    @MiguelGonzalez-sl5hw 3 года назад +5

    He's reaching to Joker levels of insanity for saying everyone is a polygomist.

  • @psycho_dog33
    @psycho_dog33 4 года назад +52

    5:44 Can we talk about this wholesome moment where she helps a dolphin back into the water?

    • @alienzenus155
      @alienzenus155 4 года назад +8

      I am glad you mentionned it! I felt like i was the only one that truly appreciated that moment

    • @movingchannels2203
      @movingchannels2203 4 года назад +7

      Not all Heroes wear capes

  • @SummerRene
    @SummerRene 4 года назад +307

    Ok, so me and my friends were like “What would a mermaid but a crab look like?” And then my friend drew it. Now we worship crab girl, and she is a part of all of our sketchbooks.

    • @jackswan3420
      @jackswan3420 4 года назад +43

      I hate to say it but that's probably not the weirdest religion out there

    • @graceesmi
      @graceesmi 4 года назад +21

      That was random but ok

    • @jackswan3420
      @jackswan3420 4 года назад +6

      @@dourtrentis2963 same

    • @mikad2976
      @mikad2976 4 года назад +12

      I mean, I worship lamps so I shall join you

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 4 года назад +7

      So is it like woman top and bottom crab or crab with a mermaid tail? 🤔

  • @ashaler__
    @ashaler__ 4 года назад +14

    as an ambiamourous individual this dude is like falling kneefirst into a puddle, he tarnishes our reputation

  • @amysarahace
    @amysarahace 4 года назад +207

    No one:
    Me with this overly used joke:
    The horny turtle that saved his spiecies: hi
    This dude: waz up

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 года назад +3

      @@filipsebastiangross915 :'

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 года назад +3

      @@filipsebastiangross915 :]

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 года назад +4

      @@filipsebastiangross915 :∆

    • @amysarahace
      @amysarahace 4 года назад +4

      @@filipsebastiangross915 ಠ◡ಠ

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 4 года назад +13

      Is there any reason that this reply section is so wholesome?

  • @bagelgod4460
    @bagelgod4460 4 года назад +62

    Blackmoore? More like your gonna be on the FBI black list

    • @FBI-real
      @FBI-real 4 года назад +7

      FBI open up

  • @ipercrayy4797
    @ipercrayy4797 4 года назад +2

    I can't believe this man is able to do such horrible things in a first world place like Canada. I am ashamed to even share the same country as him. Thank you for sharing light on this horrible topic.

  • @theundeadpancake9869
    @theundeadpancake9869 4 года назад +561

    "Mormon polygamist"
    Wh-
    I'm Mormon and we don't do that anymore, we've been told not to do it I-
    WHAT?!
    What timeline is he living?
    Edit: _underaged brides_ oh my gosh this got worse, someone get them help

    • @batmanthechad204
      @batmanthechad204 4 года назад +109

      He is a FLDS Mormon, they split off of Mormonism when polygamy was made illegal after the LDS church denounced polygamy, and their church is almost identical, they just still believe in polygamy and racism. Both are technically Mormon, while I find many things in the LDS church problematic, grouping them with the FLDS church is unfair to them

    • @theundeadpancake9869
      @theundeadpancake9869 4 года назад +21

      @@batmanthechad204
      Ah that explains a lot. Holy cow

    • @keezyducky1261
      @keezyducky1261 4 года назад +20

      Yes, I used to be a Mormon as well. Sadly, even though the rules say they should be excommunicated for such acts, some Mormons still practice polygamy. They really give the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints a bad name.

    • @RebeccaCoolidge
      @RebeccaCoolidge 4 года назад +7

      @@batmanthechad204 what does the F stand for?

    • @anarchomando7707
      @anarchomando7707 4 года назад +18

      @@keezyducky1261 given the suicide rate of light+ community in Utah that's not the only thing that gives Mormons a bad name
      Also it's a harem because there's too many women at this point

  • @JackChop
    @JackChop 4 года назад +88

    Guy: I married three 15 years olds. Me: W... What

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 года назад +1

      Oh yeah child marriage is legal in the United States.

    • @JackChop
      @JackChop 4 года назад

      @@Andyatl2002 really?! I live there and I didn't even know lol

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 4 года назад +1

      Duel Spino, oh buddy I have had the misfortune of living here as well.

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад

      @@Andyatl2002 No he got them throw child traficking they were shipped from other countries.

  • @Seadog87
    @Seadog87 4 года назад +12

    *“What?! Have you not heard of Polygamy Simulator?”*