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Modded GTA 5 Races That Were Absolutely COOKED
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- Published on Apr 18, 2026
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can confirm that is actually me in the thumbnail
Damn, nice legs
Love some hot soup
Hi Dallas
Biblically accurate soup
Oh okay i got nervous
As an ex "sub artist" ive made some diabolical sandwiches...
But my core memories from those days were the grown ass adults asking me how long a foot long was. And me just staring into their soul and saying "its about a foot." The sheer amount of times people blankly stared back at me lost was incredible and deeply disturbing.
Just *vaguely gestures to forearm* 😂
(Im australian, we dont use feet but even I know roughly how big that is lol)
@HeiwaTori unfortunately the critical thinkers over here in the states have to carry the tomatoes on our team 🤣🤣
"we actually size it to your foot"
@MajinTTlmao 😂
But what do you mean by "Diabolical sandwiches?" Weird combinations or gross tampering?
McNasty: "I sweat on people's Subway sandwiches"
Terroriser: "Amateur"
Enlighten me, what'd he do?
@randomuser7638 There's a running joke about him allegedly putting his "meat" in someone's sandwich
@real_abender Yeah I'd believe it
@real_abender honestly he's such an ass that if it ever turned it to be more than allegedly i wouldnt even be shocked
1:14 This guy really like C H E E S E B U R G E R S!
16:06 you guys always have something with freaky uncles
We love gta races
Fun fact, you can mute most of the gas station ad tv things. On the right of the screen, the vertical line of 4 buttons, hit the third one down and it should mute. Some of them have been overridden and don't, though.
Im high af and my name on everything is big cheese I got confused af for a sec
Are you in a flower bed?
@Off53035 i was not but hearing my nickname in a youtube video did catch me off guard
8:42 Imagine turning on a police scanner and hearing this
0:40 great pickup lines… just don’t get slapped if you use em-
BURGER!? I'm sorry, did he just say that his last name is... BURGER!? AHAHA. Oh my gosh, do you come with fries? Is your middle name Cheese? Haha, burger.
HAHAHAHHAHA, Burger,
job🥀
McNasty's sweat sandwiches were the gamer girl bathwater before gamer girl bathwater was a thing
23:34 that would be narcolepsy
2:30 "Burger? did he just say his name is BURGER?"
20:18 POV: Mr. Hands
I hate that I know the reference.
23:03 I'm italian and unemployed, so he's right about at least one italian so far
Me too 😭
So he's 100% correct.
@MajinTT until proven otherwise yes
Blargs driving at 2:25 was exceptional
same with that whole race tht started at 20:35 it was a rare Blarg W to win a race 😭😭
Zesty ahh soup thumbnail
I like Turtles because turtles are turtles which makes Turtles in fact...Turtles!!!
7:18 this is what we call foreshadowing
17:02 i remember the first time i heard a gas station pump ad mention fortnite, i knew we were cooked.
I can't believe that riveting conversation about slugfest got cut short
7:42 if u want to destroy the tank use an emp gun
well butter is short for boat rudder, can i get some boat rudder for my toast please, good sir?
Raise hell praise Dale
0:01 This reminds me of NFS Heat
They started talking shit about subway as im eating subway.
For anyone who's confused, I'm talking about the sandwich, not the building. I'm not eating a subway building right now.
@billymcbill8397 methinks the subway eater doth protest too much. How's that building taste 🫵
17:00 you can actually mute the ads is one of the buttons around the pump on most pumps
Another legendary video
The big cheese is blasting off again!
4:40 the truth comes out, i always knew this mf was British 💔💔
Today I learned gas station ads exist. Must not’ve made it across the ocean yet
Eating a burger at the beginning of the video is definitely the way to go.
Man, Yumi high asf when he said Subway was the worst
7:30 Blarg does not yield to emergency vehicles confirmed
8:00 just marking for myself
How are they’re 6 people in the video when I only hear 4 😭
I love the content Blarg! Made my day so much better
Best part of this is it's a Blarg video. Worst part is I chose to eat my dinner to this video while they talked about disgusting subway sandwiches all vid xD
15:31 u can split worm uncle then u can have two worm uncles. Two worm uncles for the price of one good deal 😂
domain expansion secondary dack
Lesss gooo more modded gta
video was awesome, the entire Italian bit at the end had me rolling!!!
🔥🔥
I just got an add that said "[company name] Knows that the early bird gets the worm" Right when they were joking about that im DYING
RUclips shorts on the gas pump with subway surfers playing in the background.
yeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss finelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy som good lagh and life
Not even a minute in and someone's already coming
6:07 Yumi also Drives G80? This guy knows ball. We Twinning Mr.Yum🙏🏻
Ay yo, don't be hating on my Subway
more diweh please🕺🏾
Quiznos has always been better than subway....
17:07 I can’t remember if I actually saw one or if I’m making shit up, but I’d be more surprised if there HASN’T been a Mr. Beast ad at a gas station before.
As a previous subway worker, the sandwich is only peak when you eat it on shift. Once it hits the wrapper, it's instantly worse.
Stupendous
What did Alaska ever do to me?! They killed 11 billion crabs!
4:04 my dumb ass has played need for speed most wanted too much to not know that's a mistubishi eclipse 😅 the ugliest version of it too 😂
Classement of ugliest to best looking eclipse
-2nd gen
-4th gen
-1st gen
-3rd gen
subway is a really good pizza place
1:28 I realize you're invincible at this moment after you recovered from the crash but that editing cut gave me a goddamn heart attack
it doesn't even look intentional but I love it
Blarg’s character looks like Electric Callboy’s Kevin in the Spaceman music video
Yall should play dale n dawsin again
2:47 went to subway once with my mom to get some hot choclate and talk and it was basically water
You can mute the ads at gas pumps. Hit the button second from the top, it mutes it.
I was actively eating subway during the bit 2:50
16:14 never specified 200lbs of what, could be muscle😂
3:29 I had a teacher whom we called burger, his last name was perger
Sweat subway
Who up beefin there Alaska
Chief sweat
hamburer
Big cheese
All y’all subways must be different cuz I’ve had zero issues with my local one
Asking some to make a prank call then calling THEM the child is wild lol
YESSSS MY NICHE IS BACK
I used to know a guy named burger, haven't heard from him since this video came out
i relate McNasty and his subway experience but with jersey mike's instead
blarggggggg
omg best refresh ever i love your content blarg🙏
slug fest in 90 degree 100% humidity or Moongoon with a buffalo skull under a blood moon?
Cheese
how you and mcnasty are so bad at racing in gta has gotta be a skill with how easy it is to turn
Lol insomnia, narcolepsy
Try turning while pressing r1 instead of L2
No way
Idk Subway is kinda 1 of those "by location" places. Mine local one is better than all the other chain spots.
Those 'AI will replace you - buy my course' fearbait ads? Gone since I found Blockify.
I actually know a guy named burger, I should send him this video and tell him to start doin glute exercises for me
This is gay... I love it
Commenting to prove we arent all chinese bots
lol I'm a 200lb daughter. Tho I don't eat that much, I just have suuuuper low metabolism
The game
dih weh
I love how blarg can bring one thing up and it devolves into chaos
15:32 Holy shitpost
W gta
I ordered subway once it showed up 1 and a half late and the mayo was stringy whdn i ate it
I'm eating Subway rn, wtf...
Blarg you look like Elijah wood
You guys are insane for saying subway isn't good
Syop
This early is crazy