It's not Killing, It's Assisted Evolution..... By getting rid of the morons. Or atleast, that's what Dogbert would probably say. Honestly maybe the missile was a bit much... Car dozer blades would likely have worked.
I guess we’re also going to ignore that Dilbert’s windshield is apparently made of bullet-proof glass. Seriously, how else could a rock that size not break it? 😂🤣
I mean, the rock thing was odd, no one's gonna look to the other person and AT THE VERY LEAST make the WTF eyes!!!! I suppose if THAT'S our biggest "reality' issue, WITH DILBERT, then it's a good day, right?!?😜😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣 TOTALLY joking fyi
One of the things I like when I watched the show was dilbert and dogbert oddly worked together several times. You’d assume a character like dogbert to be like Garfield and mostly serve as a heel to dilbert but that’s only sometimes.
In the original I'm sure there was a line about Dilbert designing the system for if ever he had to rush is pregnant wife to the hospital, and Dogbert making a snide comment about how likely that was to ever happen.
Ah, so many times I wished I could do this... The solution is imperfect, however; when creating such an explosion, the resulting debris would clog the road even further, making the traffic worse.
Shaped charge to direct the explosion outward, though in reality it'd probably miss your target and instead explode outward leaving the center free of damage but pushing everything around it outward, maybe.
Yeah. But if you haven't noticed, it created a direct path for Dilbert's car to drive through, so he obviously has already accounted for this oversight.
Interestingly enough, his algorithm is simpler, more robotic and mathematical. 1. Toss the coin from within the car. 2. If it falls on the ground, retrieve it and get back in the car. Go to step 1. Otherwise you're done. "Be flexible and try something different" is a more natural solution, one stemming from a completely different mindset.
I'm sure we all wish we could do this to assholes on the road at times. Like those assholes that tailgate you (usually going 10+ mph over the posted speed limit) & then have the nerve to high beam you (if it's night), swear at you & flip you off as they swerve around you on a double yellow lined road. It'd be like the PlayStation game, Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012 where cars are armed with weapons & ammunition, except you're not competing for a tourist & photo-ops.
I hate it when I'm driving maximal allowed speed (120 km/h) on a highway and some jackass decides to drive closely behind me (less than 5m). The worst part is that they can just drive past me on the lane to my left. Don't they realize the potential danger if I have to suddenly stop? Am I just to die or get injured in such a situation?
If personal vehicles are banned, then public transport has no competition. Public transport companies avoid competing with each other, most routes are only travelled by a single company and so if personal vehicles are banned they can charge any price they want since people can't just go by car if public transport is too expensive.
That isn't entirely true. Just because a monopoly exists doesn't mean that suddenly everyone will have to pay $100 for a ride through downtown. You can still price yourself out of the market even if no alternatives exist. If public transport becomes too expensive for common people, even without alternatives, you can be damn sure that people will walk or bike to wherever they need to go.
What? Why is there a basket at the road site? What purpose does a basket for coins have at a road where people drive? Isn't driving and paying something that is mutually exclusive? I mean I can see that they block the road for everybody how is not paying but the whole construction looks like a traffic-jam generator. Why are the american's doing this? Is this still a thing?
Keine Angabe The basket funnels coins into a coin counter machine. When enough coins have been collected, a green light signals the driver to proceed. This is one of the four ways of collecting tolls: there may be paid toll collectors, you hand them cash and maybe get change; there are the self service exact change lanes with the baskets, and NO toll collectors (for most of my life every bridge or toll road had a mixture of those two; there are radio scanners that scan your identifying box and bill your account; and now there are cameras that photograph your tag and send you a bill (or a ticket if you illegally went through one of the other collection methods). Toll collecting (except for the scanners and tag cameras) can create a traffic backup. It would be better to have all roads and bridges “socialized” and have no tolls.
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Knowing that guy with the quarter was in the center of that blast helps me sleep at night.
Falling Down is the closest we will ever get to a Dilbert movie.
Well, unless you count Office Space, I guess.
Hmm… falling down meets office space. Have it run by the Friday night tights crew and I smell genius with a liberal dosage of whiskey.
I actually laughed at this scene when I was a kid.
I did not expect the rocket launcher.
Yeah, I was expecting the rocket car from men in black myself
Dogbert was absolutely right about killing everyone like that.
Casual hommiside is casual
It's not Killing, It's Assisted Evolution..... By getting rid of the morons.
Or atleast, that's what Dogbert would probably say. Honestly maybe the missile was a bit much... Car dozer blades would likely have worked.
The morons are those who decided everyone should start work at the same time.
“Just drivvvveee.”
Maybe the one guy who was holding up traffic at the front by trying to trick shot the token in. Everyone else was unfortunate collateral damage
Who remembers when you needed tokens to pass through a toll booth or when they weren't $8
It’s only $1.50 in our area
$8? Golden Gate bridge?
I don't
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Dilbert canonically is a mass murderer. For Dogbert this is just an average Tuesday
Eh in his defense I didn’t see anyone else coming up with a solution to the traffic jam.
Sort of predicted the bit where Chris Christie closed lanes on the George Washington bridge out of spite.
Was he in a dispute with Governor Andrew Cuomo?
And just like that, Dilbert became public enemy # 1.
More like an American Hero
@@kyledean1966 He killed dozens of people just to get through traffic.
@@Nonamearisto yeah like he said, an American hero
@@ilikechocolate2518the most truly great American hero since William “D-FENS” Foster.
I've been looking for this video for years,I remember seeing it years ago and i thought it didn't exist
are we just going to ignore the random rock that is thrown on the car?
It was some guy being a jerk!
I guess we’re also going to ignore that Dilbert’s windshield is apparently made of bullet-proof glass. Seriously, how else could a rock that size not break it? 😂🤣
I mean, the rock thing was odd, no one's gonna look to the other person and AT THE VERY LEAST make the WTF eyes!!!! I suppose if THAT'S our biggest "reality' issue, WITH DILBERT, then it's a good day, right?!?😜😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣 TOTALLY joking fyi
@@shadow_ax windshields are pretty strong go try and break one, it's not very easy.
who said I was ignoring him? *cocks a shotgun and gives chase*
One of the things I like when I watched the show was dilbert and dogbert oddly worked together several times. You’d assume a character like dogbert to be like Garfield and mostly serve as a heel to dilbert but that’s only sometimes.
In the original I'm sure there was a line about Dilbert designing the system for if ever he had to rush is pregnant wife to the hospital, and Dogbert making a snide comment about how likely that was to ever happen.
Dilbert's car strongly resembles the GM EV-1 electric car.
Probably is. Dilbert mentioned in one episode that his car is electric.
Ah, so many times I wished I could do this... The solution is imperfect, however; when creating such an explosion, the resulting debris would clog the road even further, making the traffic worse.
Shaped charge to direct the explosion outward, though in reality it'd probably miss your target and instead explode outward leaving the center free of damage but pushing everything around it outward, maybe.
Actually if you used enough antimatter in the missile, the cars and toll booths etc wouldn't be there at all, any more.
Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
An explosion that big would take out half the highway....
Make that an IMplosion
at least some people would die. That's always a plus
Yeah. But if you haven't noticed, it created a direct path for Dilbert's car to drive through, so he obviously has already accounted for this oversight.
Blue shell's prototype.
For some inexplicable reason the first time I watched this I laughed so hard.
If this was Family Guy, that guy with the quarter would keep doing that for 10 minutes straight.
If this was family guy he would've turned to the audience and explained the joke badly
Best solution ever. I need that package installed.
Every problem has a Dilbert solution.
I thought it was going to launch the car like a rocket nozzle and fly over the traffic.
he gets out to grab the coin, goes back in to throw it again... JUST DROP IT IN ON YOUR WAY :P
Interestingly enough, his algorithm is simpler, more robotic and mathematical.
1. Toss the coin from within the car.
2. If it falls on the ground, retrieve it and get back in the car. Go to step 1. Otherwise you're done.
"Be flexible and try something different" is a more natural solution, one stemming from a completely different mindset.
The cartoon was way funnier than the comics!
No
@@safari_bullet3489 yes
@@safari_bullet3489 hell YES
More time to work with to build up the punchline, essentially. The comics do an amazingly good job for typically being only a few panels long though.
Agreed
I remember this scene.
moscow's traffic need this solution! :D
I SOVIET RUSSIA TRAFFIC BLOCK YOU!
One of the best of the best.
2013 some how i feel like if i had a car this is something that i would do
Somehow their field test of the Blue Shell didn't go quite as planned.
@TheLordZixx The joke is that he wanted the satisfaction by throwing the coin in.
Modern problems call for modern solutions
I want one...
Edgy comment:
So that’s why Iraq highways are so wide open
We all know we want to do that from time to time...
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Well, any traffic needs this solution. Exept for Poland's, it would propably destroy the entire road surface.
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This was before September 11th 2001 people, so it was a different time...!
Looks like the guy at the front was playing some sort of game.
where can I buy one of these?
Oh, hello Rome highways
just put it in once you get out
@AFinleyProductions
that's what SHE said!
Dilbert just committed a domestic terrorist.
Did he just fucking kill everyone
Why would you drop a rock of a bridge for!
Thomas Berwick I don't know, but sometimes people do drop rocks off bridges onto passing cars for some reason.
I've had my car hit by them before.
+Al Rosenfeld or maniacs
+Thomas Berwick Probably just some punk kids who's parents probably don't give a shit about them, like where they are or what they're doing.
Probably a mixture of all the above reasons
Ever wonder why bridges over highways have high fences curved at the top so you can't climb over? That's why.
ranch or cool ranch?
Ranch?
I'm sure we all wish we could do this to assholes on the road at times.
Like those assholes that tailgate you (usually going 10+ mph over the posted speed limit) & then have the nerve to high beam you (if it's night), swear at you & flip you off as they swerve around you on a double yellow lined road.
It'd be like the PlayStation game, Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012 where cars are armed with weapons & ammunition, except you're not competing for a tourist & photo-ops.
I hate it when I'm driving maximal allowed speed (120 km/h) on a highway and some jackass decides to drive closely behind me (less than 5m). The worst part is that they can just drive past me on the lane to my left. Don't they realize the potential danger if I have to suddenly stop? Am I just to die or get injured in such a situation?
no, mister bond. I expect you to... oh, yeah you're right
i hate those kinds of people! LOL genious
I hope you're insured folks!
@GeneralGuy77 oooooohhh
What sort of toll can be paid for by a single coin?
This was in 1999-2000
I have to know, which episode was this from?
The Takeover.
It's the one where Dogbert writes a book about investing, which leads Dilbert and Wally to invest in the company.
XD Yeah I get that traffic cant get really, REALLY frustrating sometimes, but you cant murder people for holding up the traffic
WHy not the guy deserved it for being a douch and getting bak inot the car just to throw the coin again, also the guy at the booth should have helped.
I can and I will
Y para esto pagamos caseta? Que poca ma piiiiiiii.
ahem, allahu akbar
I thought the answer was improved public transportation....
great more graft
Don't show this to Elon Musk. He might think it's serious.
WTF, who pays for road tolls in the US.
They did back in the 90s.
@@tinkles7232 I never got to see that in SoCal.
Road tolls are used in New Jersey, New York and larger cities during the 70s into the 90s.
@@eyeseer1 They still are. Most people just don't pay by cash anymore thanks to EZ Pass.
@TheLordZixx it just wouldn't be the same... shame on you for even thinking that.
you know what would be better? Banning personal vehicles and massively investing into public transportation.
how to tell if someone uses public transportation or not
Not a bad idea actually, at least in cities.
If personal vehicles are banned, then public transport has no competition. Public transport companies avoid competing with each other, most routes are only travelled by a single company and so if personal vehicles are banned they can charge any price they want since people can't just go by car if public transport is too expensive.
That isn't entirely true. Just because a monopoly exists doesn't mean that suddenly everyone will have to pay $100 for a ride through downtown. You can still price yourself out of the market even if no alternatives exist.
If public transport becomes too expensive for common people, even without alternatives, you can be damn sure that people will walk or bike to wherever they need to go.
Thats a good idea in cities ie London subway but impractical for those of us in the country.
Plus buses and subways make it easier for bugs to spread.
He should go to jail for murder lol
Yes but that’s a different episode.
Why in the name of Todd is there a slot for coins on the road? I think that this is a symbol for something american.
Keine Angabe It’s a basket actually, and it should be easy to hit the center of the basket. Unless you’re an idiot manager.
What? Why is there a basket at the road site? What purpose does a basket for coins have at a road where people drive? Isn't driving and paying something that is mutually exclusive?
I mean I can see that they block the road for everybody how is not paying but the whole construction looks like a traffic-jam generator. Why are the american's doing this? Is this still a thing?
Keine Angabe The basket funnels coins into a coin counter machine. When enough coins have been collected, a green light signals the driver to proceed. This is one of the four ways of collecting tolls: there may be paid toll collectors, you hand them cash and maybe get change; there are the self service exact change lanes with the baskets, and NO toll collectors (for most of my life every bridge or toll road had a mixture of those two; there are radio scanners that scan your identifying box and bill your account; and now there are cameras that photograph your tag and send you a bill (or a ticket if you illegally went through one of the other collection methods).
Toll collecting (except for the scanners and tag cameras) can create a traffic backup. It would be better to have all roads and bridges “socialized” and have no tolls.