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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2014
  • Mr Khan is supposed to send an invite to his daughters wedding to some old friends of his wife, but decides to give it to someone else instead. Subscribe: ruclips.net/user/subscription_c...
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  • @mxgirl918
    @mxgirl918 4 года назад +170

    The wife isn't in charge and yet she can still make him squirm and sleep on the downstairs sofa 😂😂😂

    • @happyfreeky
      @happyfreeky 4 года назад

      Naz thank you, Captain Obvious

    • @pigeonlove
      @pigeonlove 3 года назад +2

      The Koran says if the wives starts to think they ar in charge, take them to their beds and beat them. This is true Islam. Do not argue with the true word of Allah.

    • @EnclosedPoolArea
      @EnclosedPoolArea 3 года назад +8

      @@pigeonlove no it doesn't

    • @mariamhussain7796
      @mariamhussain7796 3 года назад +4

      @@pigeonlove that's not true...

    • @emmk4992
      @emmk4992 3 года назад +3

      @@pigeonlove Do you realize Quran is not like Rumi's Literature... say what ever you want and at the end write "Rumi's Quote"to make it sound lilgit

  • @janesmith9024
    @janesmith9024 2 года назад +18

    He is so funny and he's right about marriages in all cultures - often women are in charge even if men don't like to admit it.

  • @soph_c901x
    @soph_c901x 7 лет назад +93

    Calm down Dave 😂

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 5 лет назад +2

      Is this where it comes from?

    • @gmmrk35
      @gmmrk35 3 года назад +1

      If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child
      It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc
      USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed.
      Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country
      But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine
      Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation
      They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion

  • @bubble_queen_1219
    @bubble_queen_1219 7 лет назад +273

    LOL 😂 he's so funny. like my uncle he caught it from a goat

    • @suejones675
      @suejones675 6 лет назад

      tanishapoopyag

    • @khansheheyar
      @khansheheyar 6 лет назад +28

      Bubble_queen _121 "not like that they were good friends"

    • @sauban
      @sauban 4 года назад +4

      He predicted the Coronavirus!

    • @abhisheksharma7861
      @abhisheksharma7861 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😀😀

    • @gmmrk35
      @gmmrk35 3 года назад

      If someone didn't yet understand what USA is then he is child
      It's USA the root of terr∅rism and terr∅r funding then blame others and then destr∅y whole country just like Iraq etc
      USA statement was they did found any of such kinda weapons in Iraq while your USA l∅oted and controlled oil reserves. now they blame imm!grants of the country they drone atta¢k and destroyed.
      Europe is Secular but we will do !slamophob!a. You got bu®ned your a$$ when we say something about chr!stians in our country
      But I wonder when will America stop supporting zionists of Palestine
      Isn't Israel acting as Religious Extremist Nation
      They claim Palestinian land with the help of America on basis of Religion

  • @TomasOBrien
    @TomasOBrien 2 года назад +7

    How have I never seen this show? It’s brilliant! Oh … I live in the USA and we can’t risk offending people.

    • @jshazgaming5953
      @jshazgaming5953 11 месяцев назад

      That's why British comedy is so good but snowflakes are ruining it so it's nice to watch these old clips from the good old days when a joke was considered a joke and nothing more

  • @alinawaz1730
    @alinawaz1730 5 лет назад +97

    Lol never mess with missus in any culture

    • @emmk4992
      @emmk4992 5 лет назад +1

      Lucifer Morningstar I am watching the series Lucifer now actually...

    • @anatine_banana_69
      @anatine_banana_69 3 года назад

      @@gmmrk35 wat?

  • @sadu-mm6ld
    @sadu-mm6ld 7 лет назад +42

    😂😂😂 Citizen Khan always makes my day. Keep the good work up

    • @marylynch951
      @marylynch951 4 года назад +1

      I love this programme
      Been Irish I get the jokes
      It's a bit like the TV programme
      Mrs Brown's Boys
      The Irish Mother I am sure everyone has seen it ?
      Its Very funny too
      As you will know
      Mrs. Brown is played by the actor
      Brendan O Carroll

  • @khipksy1888
    @khipksy1888 2 года назад +8

    He nailed the typing style of Desi boomer generation

    • @khipksy1888
      @khipksy1888 2 года назад

      @Balochi boy do you know every baluchi and mirpuri alive ?? Have you met them all?

  • @suren2313
    @suren2313 5 лет назад +12

    I like this type of humour

  • @ikiliousdasylouiyasbdetyw9124
    @ikiliousdasylouiyasbdetyw9124 5 лет назад +6

    Just good friends lol love that

  • @una_10bananas
    @una_10bananas 9 лет назад +17

    Gold.

  • @warh1story563
    @warh1story563 4 года назад +11

    Mr Khan: what’s the problem?
    Dave: computer is not working (smacking the computer)
    Mr Khan in a funny tone: calm down Dave, this is the problem w u gingers very little patience

  • @movieguy117
    @movieguy117 3 года назад +6

    It’s all fun and games when it is in a comedy show. But this shit happens in so many mosques across the US. There is always some people who treat the mosque as their own private country club. A person who is trying to fix the mosque. And everyone kisses the feet of the wealthy business man.

  • @ka11am
    @ka11am 5 лет назад +199

    Daves more muslim that Asian two. others

    • @et0474
      @et0474 5 лет назад +11

      Than those other two asians

    • @ctky478
      @ctky478 3 года назад

      ka11am this is hilarious... did they pick a ginger for a reason?

    • @tokyomobster3072
      @tokyomobster3072 3 года назад +3

      @@ctky478 probably because everyone feels comfortable shitting on gingers for some reason

    • @ChildOfTheWilderness
      @ChildOfTheWilderness 3 года назад +2

      @@tokyomobster3072 it's not racist to mock gingers, but mocking white people for being Muslim would be

    • @tokyomobster3072
      @tokyomobster3072 3 года назад

      @@ChildOfTheWilderness didn't say it was racist, however it's kind of the same attitude interestingly. Plenty of gingers as children get bullied just because of the colour of their hair. The only difference is that it isn't systematic.

  • @nitinkataria5002
    @nitinkataria5002 5 лет назад +3

    Great stuff

  • @jakirahmed490
    @jakirahmed490 4 года назад +2

    Please upload all episode

  • @ZainHoda
    @ZainHoda 6 лет назад +20

    That's Colin from Love Actually!

    • @lass-inangeles7564
      @lass-inangeles7564 3 года назад +1

      Oh yeah!!! Ha ha ha! Colin turned Muslim! He's tried everything!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @user-xl7fn9zf6b
    @user-xl7fn9zf6b 3 года назад +2

    Good one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jerrianjoyceandrada1638
    @jerrianjoyceandrada1638 4 года назад +10

    Reminds of mind your language

  • @user-xl7fn9zf6b
    @user-xl7fn9zf6b 3 года назад +6

    Dek wy they cancelled this show it was soo funny

  • @akioukuzimi2461
    @akioukuzimi2461 4 года назад +6

    2:47 whats with that mouth thing he always does?? 😅😂

    • @takingabreak2636
      @takingabreak2636 4 года назад

      It's him clearing his throat

    • @akioukuzimi2461
      @akioukuzimi2461 4 года назад

      •{pink Cookie}• But why though? Is it a running joke I’ve missed?

    • @titansports3668
      @titansports3668 4 года назад

      When he tell a lie or hide something he did that mouth thing.

    • @wiszak9370
      @wiszak9370 Год назад

      clearing his throat when he says something uncomfortable, typically when lying or admitting something.

  • @aagg6124
    @aagg6124 4 года назад +8

    If only they would have called microsoft support

  • @alinawaz1730
    @alinawaz1730 5 лет назад +10

    He's colin from love actually

  • @mustezdcs6329
    @mustezdcs6329 4 года назад +1

    Hahaha

  • @rahelhabtey9050
    @rahelhabtey9050 8 лет назад +3

    😁😁

  • @mahrufurrahman9759
    @mahrufurrahman9759 4 года назад +2

    Isnt mr javed the shopkeeper from this is england?

  • @meganmoore3413
    @meganmoore3413 Год назад

    RIP Felix Dexter

  • @joek2430
    @joek2430 4 года назад +5

    Hehe gingers r not safe!
    N I’m black!🤣🤣🤣

  • @nitinkataria5002
    @nitinkataria5002 5 лет назад +4

    No stamps. Ha Ha Ha.

  • @peanutsauce2923
    @peanutsauce2923 4 года назад +5

    This program is stuck I'm the 80s lol nothing compared to goodness gracious me

  • @kaseyreed797
    @kaseyreed797 4 года назад +1

    You gingers 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @darcy-maewindle5391
    @darcy-maewindle5391 3 года назад +1

    Osem

  • @farnazcassim9572
    @farnazcassim9572 7 лет назад +2

    😂😂

  • @parri._
    @parri._ 3 года назад

    Hi

  • @MuhammadAhmad-pc4gt
    @MuhammadAhmad-pc4gt 3 года назад +1

    2:15 the Pak flag

  • @newsjuice7404
    @newsjuice7404 6 лет назад +5

    Gingers😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelrampersant5680
    @michaelrampersant5680 4 года назад +1

    Why does he clear his throat like that

    • @wiszak9370
      @wiszak9370 Год назад

      to relief his stress. typically happens when he lies or admitting uncomfortable thing.

  • @mahadayyynon140
    @mahadayyynon140 6 лет назад +3

    Padu

  • @xylophone3764
    @xylophone3764 3 года назад +2

    C c corona virus 0:17 🤭

  • @estranged9410
    @estranged9410 3 года назад +3

    if I were Pakistani or had any Pakistani origins I would have loathed this series! it's full of negative stereotypes and it pictures the Pakistani culture in a very degrading light.

    • @TheInes5
      @TheInes5 3 года назад +1

      Take a chill pill. Humour is laughing about stereotypes.

    • @einsjam
      @einsjam 3 года назад +6

      I am a Pakistani and the depiction of pakistanis is on point. Sometimes it's good to laugh on our own faults.

  • @ayushkumar-bg1xf
    @ayushkumar-bg1xf 4 года назад +4

    Welcome to londonistan

  • @MuhammadAhmad-pc4gt
    @MuhammadAhmad-pc4gt 3 года назад +2

    Khan sab would be better

  • @ayaanzaman7786
    @ayaanzaman7786 4 года назад +1

    I am a sporting the shopping and

  • @MG-jk3qc
    @MG-jk3qc 3 года назад +1

    not even pakistan guys talks about pakistan this much...line by line in every episode i am a pakistani i am a pakistani i am apakistani...kind of annoyinh...ya we get it you are pakistani...

  • @khalid6092
    @khalid6092 3 года назад

    Shame shame, bbc back to its old tricks about Muslims and Islam

  • @user-ll9zi4hr1i
    @user-ll9zi4hr1i 2 года назад

    This fun should not be on Muslim. We are not like this man..i don't accept this