"girlfriend's best friend's husband" Chris immediately starts squeezing his temples 😂😂😂 I'm the same way- if there's too many layers of connection, I'm out 🤷🏻
@@dontknow3949 yes more unique, as in there isn’t another comedian who has a podcast that drops on Sunday. At least not in their circle. Don’t make it seem like I said something dumb, really not that hard to understand. ^ buddy up there too
Always gatta be an insufferable person. 😂 UM ACTUALLY *pushes glasses to face* “Cartoons are on Saturdays”. Dude shut up! 😂 cartoons are on every day all day. I feel like I’m watching good content as well. These are some good, funny dudes. On the brink of madness 😂
The advice for the lady asking for a raise reminds me of Chris's technique of getting on stage by just literally telling himself to take one step towards the stage and get momentum going.
That’s my sister! I’m the older sister! 😩 she CAN sing and we just went to see RHCP 2 weeks ago I’m Charlotte. I’m buying her and I tickets for the show in Raleigh for her birthday!! We love y’all!!
To the girl whose ex was murdered, what you’re experiencing is normal. Everyone grieves differently. You’re brain is processing it now. Definitely make it a point to sit down and talk to someone specifically about him, the murder, you’re relationship, etc. Don’t panic, and definitely give yourself time to heal!❤
Yeah she's pretending that it didn't effect her at all. You gotta actually deal with it. And to say that "he probably deserved it" mean she's got a lot of shit from that relationship she hasn't processed yet and still feels a certain way about it
Yep! every single time ive had traumatic situations in my life, I have nightmare for months...There is hope and they do stop once you process it...Ive found that talking about your experience with multiple people helps you process it all.
You should play Under the Bridge and Give It Away for Calvin. There are a ton of instances where 3 year olds become obsessed with those songs for some reason 😂
Holy shit the black hole sun music video! 😂😂😂 This is my favorite episode so far, I haven't stopped laughing the entire time! And I love how much Chris loves music too👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Gosh these are beautiful attractive funny people coming on the show, and Here i am like…hold my mask please while I wrestle my personal demons haha. Love all the babies and we all have a little “cuda” in us.
Dying dead at the comparison of coco melon & black hole sun videos hahahahah so insufferable “I like bread 😳” so hilarious laughed out loud at work eeeyesssss. Imagine these guys as your brothers ❤
HA ha ha speaking in tongues... My mom sent me to this church camp when I was 8 some girl same age as me falls out on the floor starts twitching around like she's having a seizure and speaking in tongues. Everyone gathers around her giving her all this attention lol. So I see this and I throw myself on the ground and start mimicking her thinking I'll get the same reaction. The reaction I got was quite different. First they ask am I ok then when I told them I was speaking in tongues too they got angry like a mob kicked me out of church camp for making fun of a girl who was practicing her faith, lol What a setup fixed racket.
You two were literally explaining the correct process of how to make body code work without even realizing because you were busy laughing at it.. Dealing with your poop... in order to heal personal turmoil.. you literally said it exactly... thats LICHRULLY body code bruv.. being honest with one self.. feeling it all... dealing with it... and then being released of whatever issue it was and then being able to breathe easier... And yes it is possible to do to it to others.. although its probably more effective to teach everyone to do it for themselves..
Totally disagree with the IG stories take, you're putting that stuff out there for people to see and then you get uncomfortable when they ask how it was? that's fucking weird, like don't post it then.
It’s interesting that a lot of these submissions are the type of people to ask for advice publicly about personal problems so they’re all pretty much the same person.
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🔵Where's the PURE SPECTRUM link ❓❓
Only a fool says there is no God
Are we positive buzzy bone isn't talking about Chris distefano
I like how the beginning of pretty much every episode is them having a sibling fight.
Over the RHCP 🤣
Just always cooking with gas
That’s the entirety of every episode 😂
Over Daria 😭
By design
"girlfriend's best friend's husband"
Chris immediately starts squeezing his temples 😂😂😂 I'm the same way- if there's too many layers of connection, I'm out 🤷🏻
Yeah haha makes me think of "Spaceballs." Mother's cousin's former roommate! lol
I had the same reaction. I can't handle stories that have too many layers. Adhd at its finest
LMOA the zoom in on the Dog jumping away as soon as Matt starts singing
LAUGHING MY OFF ASS
“I call him Dumbledore” to which Matt said, “oh good.” I absolutely lost it lmao 😂😂😂
Chris always trying so hard to figure out someone’s relation to who they’re telling a story about is so funny 😂
I love that these are coming back out on Sundays. Makes it that much more unique.
lol more unique dude? what!?!?!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah… w’tcha tlmbout “more unique”?
@@dontknow3949 yes more unique, as in there isn’t another comedian who has a podcast that drops on Sunday. At least not in their circle. Don’t make it seem like I said something dumb, really not that hard to understand. ^ buddy up there too
“Unique” s’foreign 🇧🇷🇨🇷🇨🇮🇩🇪
43:35 Chris muttering KKK and Black Panthers as Matt is talking about support groups got me so hard hahaha
I started wheezing!
Got you hard, huh? I don't kink shame.
Got you what?
Kink support group.
Boners lol
The Calvin fall was a great way to start off the episode 😂
Chris as the undercover cop had me crying
I could watch you guys talk about anything till the end of time.
I feel like a kid watching Sunday cartoons!
cartoons are on Saturdays....
@@bellybombs my Saturdays are on Sundays
@@bellybombs I had cable 😉
Always gatta be an insufferable person. 😂 UM ACTUALLY *pushes glasses to face* “Cartoons are on Saturdays”. Dude shut up! 😂 cartoons are on every day all day.
I feel like I’m watching good content as well.
These are some good, funny dudes.
On the brink of madness 😂
🤨
I just needed something to listen to while I cook and you conveniently just uploaded EEEE-YYYEEESSSSS 🤙
That bone thugs impression never gets old 😂😂😂
8:16 - 8:23 🤣
@@Isvvx I can’t help but rewind the vid several times to listen to it again and again 😂 so funny
I actually didn't think the hat looked bad on Chris, but undercover cop Chris is hilarious! He dropped the gun and shot himself omfg 😂😂😂
"hi guys! did you like to buy and drugs?"
Got tickets to Chris’ Stockton show and now Lifeline Live! 💃🏻
The advice for the lady asking for a raise reminds me of Chris's technique of getting on stage by just literally telling himself to take one step towards the stage and get momentum going.
Thanks for dropping this on Sundays!
Who needs Football on Sundays when there’s Lifeline.
52:23 i can clearly see Chris doing kids' shows in the future.🤣🤣
That’s my sister! I’m the older sister! 😩 she CAN sing and we just went to see RHCP 2 weeks ago I’m Charlotte.
I’m buying her and I tickets for the show in Raleigh for her birthday!! We love y’all!!
To the girl whose ex was murdered, what you’re experiencing is normal. Everyone grieves differently. You’re brain is processing it now. Definitely make it a point to sit down and talk to someone specifically about him, the murder, you’re relationship, etc. Don’t panic, and definitely give yourself time to heal!❤
Yeah she's pretending that it didn't effect her at all. You gotta actually deal with it. And to say that "he probably deserved it" mean she's got a lot of shit from that relationship she hasn't processed yet and still feels a certain way about it
"he deserved to die because my feeling were hurt "
Thank you so much 💕
Yep! every single time ive had traumatic situations in my life, I have nightmare for months...There is hope and they do stop once you process it...Ive found that talking about your experience with multiple people helps you process it all.
I like how the beginning of every episode is “RUNK” HAHAHA
I was needing this. Thank you.
I vow to never miss an episode. Where da squad at? ✊🏿
Thanks for uploading on sundays
😌
Kay, Chris’s chili peppers wedding music suggestion was SO GOOD
enjoying a hot coffee & watching...
good morning 😌☕️🇺🇸
Chris literally doesn’t listen to anything about the question 😂 why is he so off lolol as soon as the voicemail starts he just zones out
@@seanwan30 well 3 actually but yeah…. Must be so much hard work 😂
Took me a bit to warm up to this podcast since I was just used to Chris on his own but it's so good
"Gift ideas" girl is 🔥 I love her accent and peronality.
She's extremely beautiful. I was listening with headphones and pictured a cornfed burley southern middle aged woman lol
You should play Under the Bridge and Give It Away for Calvin. There are a ton of instances where 3 year olds become obsessed with those songs for some reason 😂
Please upload the “LifeLine” theme in it’s entirety! I need that!
I love when at the very end Matt added “ I love you…most of you”…hahaha! Perfect way to keep it real. Love it
Holy shit the black hole sun music video! 😂😂😂 This is my favorite episode so far, I haven't stopped laughing the entire time! And I love how much Chris loves music too👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks for another great one, guys.
Chris and Matt keep me laughing all week long ♥️ life rips!
Bizzy Bone would deffff believe in Body Code & should volunteer to do their official theme song cause makes sense ya know
I just love you guys so much!! My top favorite podcasts out there!
Can’t wait to see these guys fight live!
The woman who cuts hair saying I don't wanna sacrifice my comedy s'a crazy person
and FOR SURE not funny
Oh for sure 😂
".....I am reacting."
Gold!!
Guy: got some stuff
Chris: give me all of it.
By far the best episode, this shit just keeps on rippin’ harder and harder baby!!!!
Got my ticket! LIFE RIPS BABBBBBYYY
Let's GO
Juan fire
Having Chris and Matt disagree over my accent is the best thing that’s ever happened 😂
You are crazy beautiful. I usually don't comment on girls' looks online but holy shit
imagine sending in a submission and then a couple days later the new episode is called the thing you sent in about lmfao. id immediately get hot
The coolest brothers in town are back babies!!!
I can’t believe I made it on the pod! So dope! 😅
The girl saying she wants a raise literally saying it in front of a sign that says “America runs on deeznuts” is my favorite person 😂 love that
Okay seriously how tf does Chris know people so well that he could instantly tell that guy was British without him even saying anything???!!!
🤷🏻♂️
Chris has never offered a Pure Spectrum gummy to Matt
"3 people inside you" " no,yes , maybe" 😂😂
Gosh these are beautiful attractive funny people coming on the show, and Here i am like…hold my mask please while I wrestle my personal demons haha.
Love all the babies and we all have a little “cuda” in us.
blippenstein and das blippy dude, made me *SPIT* my water out all over my keyboard and monitor great thanks
Daughters bday October 21st let’s go watching it for her we love you guys ❤
yellow shadows got me haha, and fr Sundays are dope cause I can't listen to Tim in the morning to Sunday house activities hahah
YESSS DUDE Sunday again!!! I always need this so bad on Sunday let's gooo comment friend cult babies!!!!!
52:46 the way Matt reacts lmfaoooo like he just found out who murdered his mother
Chris singing the monkeys SENT ME!!! 😂
Matt has now entered the hip hop beef 🎤Little boo, god's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody🎤😂
"You say that you're not qualified to talk about it, but I am... I'm a comedian."
Such a good epp was crying of laughter the whole time
I'm glad I share a birthday with Matt 🎉
Matt basically has all the Power Rangers colors in Wrangler shirts, Matt is a Power Wrangler. Go Go Power Wranglers.
27:54 thank you for that Matt. That's so true and well said
The Under the Bridge part, was actually fucking gold haha.
Chris is better at singing 🤷♂️
Duh
AND...relieved you used coasters I think I need to write in for advice on getting older and....YES!
for RHCP Beef, do both advices!
"Hey guys, any planned shootings??" had me dying hahahaha
That southern lady definitely has the best accent ever, so glad Chris called that out.
When Chris put the hat on I LOST IT
I love Sundays now 😊❤
Matt’s tan coming in pimpin pimpin every episode 😍😍😍
To the barber girl; what if you started your own shop and made it part of the experience? Call it Cuts N Jokes or some shit.
Snips & Quips
@@bellefleur6300 Yes!!!
This is genius, and I may do that afterall.-Audrey the barber
@@audxbb Go for it!!
52:00 …… SEEEEEENT ME BRO 😂….. literally the best “Blippi” impersonation I have ever heard 😂 💀
Best theme song in the game 🎵
No where close
I agree
🤣👎
Chris look like that scene from Edward scissor hands when he has a hat on
5 second cult! Love you guys!!
The bizzybone impression had me crying bro. It caught me off guard
Dying dead at the comparison of coco melon & black hole sun videos hahahahah so insufferable “I like bread 😳” so hilarious laughed out loud at work eeeyesssss. Imagine these guys as your brothers ❤
HA ha ha speaking in tongues... My mom sent me to this church camp when I was 8 some girl same age as me falls out on the floor starts twitching around like she's having a seizure and speaking in tongues. Everyone gathers around her giving her all this attention lol. So I see this and I throw myself on the ground and start mimicking her thinking I'll get the same reaction. The reaction I got was quite different. First they ask am I ok then when I told them I was speaking in tongues too they got angry like a mob kicked me out of church camp for making fun of a girl who was practicing her faith, lol What a setup fixed racket.
Yeah thats right post it on Sundays FOR ME.
Body code advice: ask him to fix your headache and see what he does when it doesn’t work
NEW MERCH::
"KEEP it on the internet!" Shirt.
I'd wear one. Just a thought.
You two were literally explaining the correct process of how to make body code work without even realizing because you were busy laughing at it..
Dealing with your poop... in order to heal personal turmoil.. you literally said it exactly... thats LICHRULLY body code bruv.. being honest with one self.. feeling it all... dealing with it... and then being released of whatever issue it was and then being able to breathe easier...
And yes it is possible to do to it to others.. although its probably more effective to teach everyone to do it for themselves..
Matt’s brother is funny. He should do comedy.
May O may O may O may O mayyyyyyy
Totally disagree with the IG stories take, you're putting that stuff out there for people to see and then you get uncomfortable when they ask how it was? that's fucking weird, like don't post it then.
It’s interesting that a lot of these submissions are the type of people to ask for advice publicly about personal problems so they’re all pretty much the same person.
Wym?
😅YAAAAAY, Great timing!!!💖💚💖
"a guy from guess who"
😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Brandon Fraser was my favorite actor when i was a kid, Bedazzled seemed like the funniest movie ever in 2000 to me, good times
s'smart you guys, re the mental health underlying the bodycode stuff and suggesting that approach and not just busting on the dad :)
Lolol the first advice video: I got it I got it I got it more no I got it. Gave me seagulls from Finding Nemo 😂
Got it! "Shoot your goop, Grab your loot and SCOOOOT!!!"
"Wandala wandala Wandala-"
"One dollar."
Amazing.
Chris’s fuckin quick Robert Di Nero impression during such a serious question good god
What’d he say?? Bah baaah bah bah
Man the name of this episode really should’ve been “Police Rooster” 😂
40:08 literally in tears laughing.