Man In The Microwave-Grizzly Halloween

Shaun was your regular farmer who just wanted to sell crops to the townsfolk. But one night in the 80's, on a blood moon, he was shot in the eye by an unknown figure with an arrow. The shooter then approached the dead man and cut the dead man's head off before placing it in a microwave. The shooter must've been a cannibal to do something so wicked. But alas, a lazy cannibal. For when the head was done cooking, the shooter never took it out. Legend has it the the head is still in there and still smells as rotten as it did more than 40 years ago. So don't open the microwave, or this could be your last meal alive. (Honestly, between a bottle of poison and him, I'd pick the poison!)
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