The Internet Said So | EP 98 | Fast Food
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that. This week's episode is arguably one of their favourite topics: Fast Food or what is Kautuk going to bring to the episode today?
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Charles Boyle : I eat the weirdest food.
Kautuk : Hold my Nutella samosa sandwich.
I'm a Spotify Binge listener of TISS but this episode will be watched on RUclips just for Bawa's priceless expressions 😂
You're goddamn right🥂But yk every ep is good with reactions😌
Same Here Bro
Kautuk after seeing today’s topic:
Arey ye to mera wala podcast hai😂
Just like people show off their sneaker collection, Kautuk should shoot a video of him walking into his pantry:
"Yo guys, today I am gonna show u my entire Gathiya collection. And stay tuned till the end where I will reveal the rarest and most expensive ghatiya- the Ambani special"
These are my preium Air jordan Ghatiya, 1980s
Mein paishe deke dekhe ga yeh content
Thats not his script, i mean not once does it say btw guys can i tell you something?
this episode should just be with cowtuk and him showing off his snack collection.
i laughed @ how you said "COWTUCK" instead of kautuk
@@mrinalinimahato9563 wdym? Who's Kautuk?
That would be inappropriate for RUclips, would require onlyfans 😂
Kautuk saying "I don't even know why Bawa is on the podcast" REALLY cracked me up XD
I ask that every episode
"Good ness of food is directly proportional to how urgent it makes you wanna go to the bathroom"- Kautuk, Ladies and Gentlemen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I treat Diarrhoea like the tax we pay”- Kautuk
Brilliant.
This podcast at times gets so specific as a Mumbaikar it really hits home.
And non Mumbaikars feel left out
Exactly what I told my mom while watching this. (Basically I want to shift back to Mumbai and this is me convincing her)
I love it
Like ab gurukrupa aur Bombay sandwich se to nostalgia phat ta hai
And we dilli walas feel left out
Here is a Tamilian who has fought at home for a good part of my childhood & adolescence against Idli , Dosa, Sambar, etc. before realising just how amazing they are, you guys talking about South Indian breakfast makes me so happy!
I grew up in the 2000s and the mcdonald's birthday was literally the most popular concept....it was almost like establishing your status among your 5-9 year old friends
Yeah it was the shit back in 2005, 6 i use to eream of having my birthday in mcdonalds🤣🤣
Your podcasts are such massive guilty pleasures for me as a researcher! I’m genuinely envisioning having to thank you guys in the acknowledgement section of a paper someday given that these podcasts inspire interesting ideas I hope to pursue someday after my PhD is done.
Nikki minaj thiccness to describe a deep dish pizza got me😂😂😂😂
Got us too! But he couldn't have described it more Aptly!
@@passthesalt6978 🤣
teacher: what is the potrion
me : maths stats trivia
teacher: failesh
Give this Guy an Award 😂😂😂 the baap Of all Comments
Legend
Potrion kya hotay
@@vigneshk5084 its the number of chapters in an exam
It's self explanatory why aadar is not in this podcast
🤣🤣
#veganpublic 😂
Aadar is vegan?? 😳
That smirk on kautuk’s face throughout the episode says everything about the podcast
If you don't live in India and do not have access to good Indian food, DO NOT WATCH THIS PODCAST! You will be crying yourself to sleep.
0:19 THE TYPICAL BAWA REACTION within the first 20 seconds of the podcast. BAAP 😂
Varun has to find a way to reference ‘Khoon Bhari Maang’ in every episode, somehow!
And REKHA
Reverse khoon bhari maang🤣🤣🤣
*There's this strange moment of happiness each time I see a TISS notification !*
Y'all are getting notifications?!
Same dude🙌
If it's happy, why's it strange?
@@killswitch6984 yeah man
Trueee
Watching this while having Domino's Cheesy pizza & stuffed garlic breadsticks 😂 Bawa's bougieness is getting to Varun...We need to stand with Kautuk & pull Thakur back to our side 🍔🍟🍕
YESSS LOL
Siddharth if you are in Mumbai, just give Pass The Salt a shot! It will more than satisfy your cravings.
WARNING: Might just give you a #Foodgasm
Domino's is at least edible. Especially their garlic bread. Rest of the popular chains is kind of 🤮
As a South Indian, let me tell you "South Indian Cuisine" is not even half as offensive as that pronunciation of "Dosa"
Let's not even get into the 'Sam-bur'instead of Sambaar
Can't blame them honestly, things are pronounced differently in parts of India, alot of typical Mumbaikars will say it like that
"Nicki Minaj level of thicc" - Kautuk
Trust us when we say, Pass the Salt is the Beyonce of Pizzas!
1. Sardar Pav Bhaji is overhyped. It's not pav bhaji, It's butter pav butter bhaji with extra butter.
2. Delhi Gol Gappa has it's own fan base. It's just amazing being suji/rawa puri.
This Episode should be called - Kautukgasm
"HILARIOUS" *in kautuk's voice*
Just when you thought Kautuk had his best moments with the True Crime episode, THIS comes out 🤣
Kautuk's food habits give bawa more scares than perhaps any horror film XD
My Fast food/street/local food favourite's:
- McDonalds Fries
- Joey's pizza
- Badshah's Falooda
- Bun maska at Kayani's
- Merwan's Bakery - Puff's and Almond cake
- Hershey 's Bakery Bandra
- Mamledar Misal
- Idli/dosa/medu vada in mahim
- Kebab's at Muhammad ali road
- Kheema pav
- Parsi Dairy Lassi and Chocolate Kulfi
- MM Mithaiwala Malad
- Juhu Beach kala khatta Gola
Speciality outside any college/office/station:
- Vada pav
- Samosa
- Bombay Sandwich with extra aloo slice
- Pani puri with Ragda (Medium) with Sukha puri
- Pav bhaji
- Dabeli
- Mysore Masala Dosa (Bombay style)
- Munchurian Chinese Bhel
- Jumbo Ganna Pani
- Cutting Chai
Bawa is actually right about 2 MCDONALD'S at Andheri west station
Brooo merwans khaaya hai uske paas se 😋
@@dhwanidodia8713 merwans ka chocolate square😋
No bro there is 3rd one also
@@pawanpawar16 is it bro ?because i remember 2 at Andheri West and one at Andheri East station
2 west mein hai aur ek east mein ! i only knew about the west wala , the other day a friend of mine told teesra east mein hai and i ate there bhai , mindfuck hogaya Mera fr 😭
12:45 kudos for bringing up selmon bhai even in the fast food episode 😂😂😂
Guys can you meet for the 100th podcast at someones house??? It would be amazinggg.
I would actually be uncomfortable if some day, Bawa does not look disheveled, like he just woke up from a solid 3 hour nap. It's endearing really.
So tumhare comfort k chakkar may bawa zombie ban jaye 😐
"I treat Diarrhoea like the tax that you have to pay"
- Kautik (2021)
Damn, I'm gonna frame this quote soon.
"I don't like Ketchup" by Varun resonated sooo well...at last someone other than me!!!
25:54 Malaise-Restlessness. It's almost like Bawa is preparing for the GRE
when neville said "cheeseburst was a bit too much"-I was like that is a fellow foodie
Me too. Made me a bit sick
Also he hit home with Garam Ragda only teekha paani...Mera ISO certificate mil gaya Bawa ko...meetha paani is yuck in Pani Puri.
YES I DID IT, CAUGHT THE EPISODE WITHIN 1 MIN OF PUBLISHING.
Congratulations, now you are eligible to be a member of "Desperately waiting for TISS whole week" club.
Oi shatarupa u here?
Chomotkaaar
Recorded episodes >>>>> Live streams.
But live streams are longer
No
Kautuk : Are you a periperi or only fries person?
Me who is having Cheesy fries for lunch : There is another.
This episode is Bawa's unmarked gravestone.
YOU FINALLY GOT A LIKE FROM HIS HOLINESS 😌😂
@@durvashinde13 One of the highest honours provided by the lords at VANK!!
Bava Ka Expression In The Whole Episode Is Everything 🤌🤌🤌
is it just me or everyone felt that this tissweek was the longer one !
SAME
Yeah same😂😂
Omg same
Bro! Bang on. They should start making it twice a week.
Mai Monday skip kar diya pura din soke
The personification of potato😂😂😂
Selmon bhai act by Neville and Varun imitating the potato doing sets😂😂
Aadar generally being the silent one is still being missed in this podcast.
Lolo
Bonus points to Bawa for mentioning Khoto! #KonkaniRepresent!
Also, that sweet bun/bread in sambar that Kautuk was talking about is called Buns or Mangalore Buns.. I prefer it without the sambar though 😅
Haha omg yes khoto is love😌
Kautuk is right about the sweet fried buns...
In coastal Karnataka we call it simply "buns", made with mashed bananas, flour, sugar and spiced with a touch of ground cumin which can be eaten by dipping in both kurma(bhaji) and chatni. My favourite and would recommend everyone to try atleast once.😋
I was just listening to this episode on Spotify and came to youtube to see if anyone has mentioned Mangalore buns that Kautak was talking about . They are truly delicious to eat ❤️
Became addicted to TISS since lockdown days. Still addicted. ♥
Doner kebabs and kapsalon is the best junk food options available here in Netherlands! It's a dish invented by Turkish immigrant, it's french fries, shawarma/ falafel, some lettuce, garlic sauce and sambal sauce and topped with cheese. And then this whole thing is put in the oven for the top layer cheese to melt 😍
27:25 Kautuk is talking about Subhash Mama's sandwich outside Potdar and Ruia College.
Ah, samosa sandwich and chocolate sandwich, ahahahaha! I AM SO FUCKIN NOSTALGIC YAAAAAR!
Kautuk man. My native place is Udupi and now sitting in Germany, you are making me miss Indian food! Buns is the best bro. Man the jackfruit idli are a staple at my house. I would love to host you in Udupi and show you around.
Varun rushing to the loo in EXACTLY 53 seconds after eating pav bhaji is Varun on regular days too !!
* gives him fried noodles *
Irony is, for a person like me preparing for a Career altering Exam, you guys are the fastfood 🙃
You guys are solely responsible for increasing Zomato and Swiggy's sales exponentially for Tuesday.
I love how almost every episode TISS reaches a khoon bhari maang reference 🤣
Why does baba eternally have "yaar ye log kya chutiyapa pel rahe hai" expression
Kautuk describing how he ate chocos;
Bawa: "you've done everything wrong na, Kautuk ? "
I wish Varun had eaten that weird combo in front of the camera showing it to Bawa 🤪
30 seconds into the podcast, this one is more horrific to Bawa than the Ghost stories one 😂
Kautuk is literally all of us when we enter Subway! I relate so hard with his sandwich experience 🤣
It took them 50:20 to say "VADAAPAAV" in a FAST FOOD podcast 😭😂
Kautuk's Biopic has finally released
How many of you realised it was Tuesday only when u got the TISS notification.
Just got out of therapy and this is what I see! Yay! Thank you TISS Bois for the lovely Tuesdays ❤️
For people, it's a "Better Half".
For Kautuk, it's "2 Full plate with extra aaloo & sukhi Puri".
Kautuk you are my soul Spirit! I literally moaned at chocolate samosa sandwich. Mummy ne aa ke pucha kya hua. Made her hear it, she cringed like Bawa 😂
I was having my tea, then Varun said "He blessed the water"
I literally got the visuals. And about to spill my tea on the system... 😁😅🤣
I had exams for almost 2 months and I missed so many of the podcasts! 😭
Now I am binge watching, let me tell you, I had forgotten how to laugh!
Thank you for making me literally LOL 😂😂!!!
(TISS is the only time when I am actually LOL-ing when I say LOL)
Noice dedication 😁
“I treat diarrhoea like the tax you pay.” - KAUTUK Srivastava, 2021.
He is indeed one of our most generous taxpayers 😂
The sheer silence after everytime Cowtuk talks about food he loves.....Baap.
I hit like when Varun mentioned "Udupi Restaurant ka Pizza" LMAOOOOOOOO
Buns. It's very cool. Banana infused maida batter and deep fried and eaten with sambhar and chutney.
😬😬😬 South Indian.
I had to order a McDonald burger, right in the middle of podcast. Couldn't resist!
12:54
"Bhai Potato Hai"
~Varun Thakur, 2021
Kautuk : What's a Doner kebab?
Bawa : it's a fuckin amazing lamb, like a shawarma but its not.
Varun : arey aisa kaat k aise, lambe strips aate hai aisa bhar k, usko khane k baad you just doze.
😂😂😂
😂😂
Kautuk saying "techh" is what I live for 😂
i was watching in full screen in my laptop while taking notes, my mom got confused why and who are the 3 old men i am talking to online. had a tough time explaining why am i listening to 3 people talking about fast food
The sweet bun Kautuk is talking about is called Mangalore Buns and yes it is eaten with Sambar, Kurma and Chutney
Aadar has disappeared and Kautak is 25% off the screen. At this rate by the 100th stream it will just be Bawa's face in full-screen view :P
When Bawa said "You've done everything wrong no cowtuk?" 😂😂😂
Love to aadar. Read the news about his grandmother. ❤
12 minutes into a podcast about fast food and “BHAI” has arrived already 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😂😂😂
EPIC ..!
Varun’s taco place can be called Varun Tacor
Bawa’s uhmmm at 27:35 on chocolate samosa sandwich 😭😭😭😭
First time ever I have heard of Khotto online. This is coming from a Konkani guy who's now in US. Loved it, thank you Bawa.
Although I'm a foodie but this was not a relatable episode for me. Fast food isn't my jam but Kautak's happiness while talking about the fast food is so cute 😂😂🤣
Why kautuk suddenly started using Marathi words, "barobr" , "tech"....😂
His wife is marathi
@1:12:18 Buns puri or Mangalore Buns as it is called here in Bangalore is genuinely tasty food unlike the other things that Kautuk eats.
Therapy session is here 💜❤
Indeed it is🙌
Missed Aadar and his facts in this one. You guys are a treat to listen to. Thanks for the weekly dose of nonsense. Love you all. 😊
Dude where else can we hear the words "Potato of the McD fries is the BHAI of the potato world!!"🤣🤣😭😭
If you guys are a fan of Sindhi food, especially varun, check out this restaurant called VIG in chembur camp, mumbai and do try their pattice pau and dal pakwan
I live for Dal Pakwan 😍
@@VarunThakurOfficialbeing a sindhi and a foodie, me too buddy! 🤤
8 mins down and they've already managed to make me order from McDonald's
36:50 mins down and I'm regretting my decision. I'm eating fries right now
@@thesujithkumar_ post cholesterol clarity.😭💪
30 minutes of McDonald's appreciation and Cowtuk mentioning Nutella on top of every food. Perfect recipe for afternoon listening lunch.🤤
Literally No one:
Varun: blasphemous!!
6:55 Out of Context Varun 😂
These two dosas you find it in Bangalore and Karnataka is amazing.. Try "Davanagere Benne Dosa (Davanagere is the place, benne is butter) and "Mulbagilu Dosa" a dosa from a place called Mulbagilu... For Kautuk try Empire for dosa with nonveg gravy.
I actually want a snack of the week section by kautuk now because I got potata !! And it’s a banger !
Missing Aadar... There would have been so many facts and fun we missed
The number of times Parla (Vile Parle) is mentioned, is making me miss home than I already am! :'(
1.12.14 - that sweet bun with sambhar is Mangalore Bun....love it