I particularly like that Crusty did the old "slipping on a wet floor" gag when close to someone mopping the floor. Once was funny. Twice was frikkin' hilarious because I wasn't expecting it for a second time. Not so many times that it would become a stale joke (as stale as a muffin, perhaps?)...Twice was just right.
Wow. The humor in this video really is a step above. Not just the crazy, but the clear set up, delivery, and punch line. The editing in this was amazing too! Bravo! Encore!
Okay this one had to be the funniest. The whole “it’s morphin time” had me dying. And the part where he smacks his boss into the glass absolutely hilarious
Man, the characters you play, the voices, the improv all just work so well. I'm consistently blown away by the editing and sound effects/design of your videos, the attention to detail is remarkable. It seems like every part of the process is its own beautiful little piece of an even beautiful-er puzzle and I just can't stop staring... I- I really can't...
@@IAmCrusty you sound like jack sparrow to me for your videos.. was that your goal in the first place? because it so works! don't change it i beg of you!
Crustys ‘Hitman’ is like a psychopath who enjoys his job too much, but is pissed when he’s interrupted while ‘doing it’ playing with the dead and assaulting the unconscious. Who in good faith gave this man a weapon? 😂 no matter, he’ll kill with a muffin if he needs to.
Just found your channel, and it's been a while since I have laughed so hard! I'd love to play online with you, it would be an utter riot I suspect! Keep up the lolz my good man.
I feel like since Ive started watching your videos your mental state degraded even more over the time. I loved the scene with "You dont want to ride your Chu Chu" Said like a true madman xD Love you Crusty, you are outstanding.
This is just as funny as the time I watched a hitman video where they were using the randomizer mod along with a mod that gave the npc's weapons and two of them got into a shootout with tranquilizer guns at a distance of about three feet from each other.
I am forever scared of rubber ducks now. I saw one yesterday and it scared me to death. My niece thought I was insane but my first reaction was, "leave the bloody duck alone!"
So I’m not sure if the creator of this account is going to see this coming or not. But I just had to say thank you for making me laugh. In the last six months I’ve had two back surgeries my whole world is kind of got turned upside down and it’s been kind of hard. I recently stumbled across one of your videos and just cannot stop laughing and then I started scrolling through your videos and just could not stop laughing. then I subscribed and here I am still scrolling through your videos fixing to watch something else and I’m sure I’m gonna be laughing my ass off. So again thank you for making me laugh and lifting my spirits I just wanted you to know how much of an impact your videos have had on me as far as make me feel better.
Year ago I thought that I was on lowest low of my life, and Crusty's videos helped me to make it through. Today I can tell that my new lowest low is now. So, here I am again.
ABSOLUTELY LOVE your videos man! They always bring laughter to my life and the characters and stories you have created are just THE TITS! Never stop being you my good sir and please, keep on keepin on my friend!😊
You're absolutely unhinged and I love you for it! Your videos are amazing and goofy! Thank you for producing them. Makes my day every time I see one. WPE sent me here!
Need money for a mountain. Anybody hiring?
"Sir, are these bloodstains on your resume?"
@@matt_glista”No, it was the ketchup I was using to eat the you. I mean can I wear your skin?”
"sir, why are you in mental hospital clothing?"
I've got just the perfect mountain in mind. Lol
eat the bodies on the mountain for 5p and a half eaten bag of crisps/chips
"You're very observant for a man with a bag on his head."
Priceless commentary. I love your videos.
Sounds like jack sparrow
@@NeviusZFR
''Did You choke on the responsibility?'' made me laugh.
No one slaps an NPC like Crusty! Freakin hilarious.
now that's not a back-handed compliment
Crusty the best thing that happened to Hitman VR so far💯
Nobody lol
omfg the the wet floor antics with the guy mopping. This is why I love you. Attention to detail. Also, squeak sounds.
Your comedic talent and acting combined with just the right amount of eccentricity. I LOVE IT.
I particularly like that Crusty did the old "slipping on a wet floor" gag when close to someone mopping the floor.
Once was funny. Twice was frikkin' hilarious because I wasn't expecting it for a second time. Not so many times that it would become a stale joke (as stale as a muffin, perhaps?)...Twice was just right.
Wow. The humor in this video really is a step above. Not just the crazy, but the clear set up, delivery, and punch line. The editing in this was amazing too! Bravo! Encore!
Finally! Hitman again!
Hell yea been waiting for this too. ❤😅
"Your very observant for a man with a bag over his head" 😆.
This is why we don't have "Take your Assassin to Work Days"
Okay this one had to be the funniest. The whole “it’s morphin time” had me dying. And the part where he smacks his boss into the glass absolutely hilarious
My favorite part was when he said "it's crusty time" and crusted all over the place
He's like a hitman off Craig's list 😂😂
‘It is a terrible day to be a crab’
Sheer poetry. Keep up the good work!
Just when you think this man has descended as deep into madness as a person can get, he grabs a shovel.
And eats it.
Man, the characters you play, the voices, the improv all just work so well. I'm consistently blown away by the editing and sound effects/design of your videos, the attention to detail is remarkable. It seems like every part of the process is its own beautiful little piece of an even beautiful-er puzzle and I just can't stop staring... I- I really can't...
I really appreciate comments like that so thank you. Goes a long way!
@@IAmCrusty Of course! I'm happy to fan the flames of a talented creative. Best wishes
7:14 DID YOU CHOKE ON RESPONSIBILITY?!
7:42 Oh! You're my boss *Proceeds to strangle his boss and hit him against the glass window*
"Oh! You're my boss!" Proceeds to smash his face against the glass
What in the world is this glorious unhinged madness! And why am I just NOW learning about it?
We haven't found an accurate definition yet
@@IAmCrusty you sound like jack sparrow to me for your videos.. was that your goal in the first place? because it so works! don't change it i beg of you!
@@IAmCrustywiddle fiddle
47 going full Gollum-mode over a blueberry muffin... never thought I'd see the day XD Love it!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU"
Crusty, 1:56.
That shot at 8:58 was really good. Your mental health may be deteriorating, but your skills with a handgun are only getting better! So proud of ya!
He’s back with a vengeance and I’m here for every second of it
That is exactly how we all want to treat our bosses, we envy you!
6:13 Panic averted! Random guy: OUT OF MY WAY IM STEALING YOUR DAM Muffin Crusty: Bloody Hell
Lol
Crustys ‘Hitman’ is like a psychopath who enjoys his job too much, but is pissed when he’s interrupted while ‘doing it’ playing with the dead and assaulting the unconscious. Who in good faith gave this man a weapon? 😂 no matter, he’ll kill with a muffin if he needs to.
Another banger ready to be unleashed to the masses.
Crusty has the vibe of a guy whose consciousness got stuck in VR and he’s spent an eternity slowly going insane with no choice but to play VR games.
By feck have I missed this series. 😂
"One muffin to rule them all,
One muffin to find them,
One muffin to bring them all,
And in the blueberries bind them."
Crusty, probably.
7:44 well that escalted quick
5:13 The old guy is clearly an insurance scammer. He'll turn up the next day with a neck brace and Saul Goodman in tow.
crusty was the only person who wished me a happy birthday on my 16th bday. i love crusty
Crusty we love your content and everything about it
I agree, Derek should have just told him where the fucking muffin was!
4:41 that explains it, he’s a vampire
You manage to make an ordinary VR game level into an incredibly immersive, dramatic and hilarious experience. Love it.
“My little girl isn’t a bloody hamster!” Is the best thing I’ve heard today
7:30 bro turned into bane for approximately 1.09 seconds
Looking forward to more crazy shenanigans 😀
Tickle interrogation has been outlawed by the Geneva convention, you monster!
Just found your channel, and it's been a while since I have laughed so hard! I'd love to play online with you, it would be an utter riot I suspect! Keep up the lolz my good man.
I’m belly laughing at “my wife married a spider monkey….huAGH”
“Did you choke on the responsibility?!” 😂😂
I feel like since Ive started watching your videos your mental state degraded even more over the time. I loved the scene with "You dont want to ride your Chu Chu" Said like a true madman xD
Love you Crusty, you are outstanding.
You are unhinged, sir.
And I'm here for it 😂
Very creative too. Please keep making videos.
You are a comedic genius. I could watch full movies with this talent.
Love how the merchant stopped saying her sales pitch right after he said it's a terrible day to be a crab. That is comedic timing right there.
Cant wait but I'm most likely gonna pass out by the time it starts
Pass out now and wake up when it starts 👍
woke up an hour too late but watching it now lol
His aim has gotten so much better. He hit that dude across the room 🤣
Honestly crusty is the funniest Hitman ever. Why would make a Madman into a hitman, I have no idea. But apparently being deranged is a benefit.
I always loved the hit man vr videos
5:15 bro went ohhaaaahhh😂😂
Just discovered your channel! Congratulations for the amazing job.
It's been à while that I didn't laugh so much😂😂😂
THANK YOU😃
00:20 bro got the return to sender advancement
This is genius level content🤣🤣🤣. I’m so downloading this to watch on my 10hr fight🙌🏽
2:40 Im dead😂😂😂
I never realized how hilarious psychopathy could be.
“Someone doesn’t like his choo choo”😂😂
This is truly art like. Well done. You're definitely a comedian inside. I love the personality you have in VR. Well done. ❤
Let the insanity begin!!!! Lol love these videos
This is just as funny as the time I watched a hitman video where they were using the randomizer mod along with a mod that gave the npc's weapons and two of them got into a shootout with tranquilizer guns at a distance of about three feet from each other.
I am forever scared of rubber ducks now. I saw one yesterday and it scared me to death. My niece thought I was insane but my first reaction was, "leave the bloody duck alone!"
Bro said the best kind 😂
At 12:30, NOT Crusty pulling a "No Russian" on the market place😬🤣
The attack of the rogue copy machine broke me as a human.
“IM NOT IGNORING YOU…….”
2:02 "come in peace"
COMBAT
*having people to shoot him*
"BLOODY HELL, NOT AGAIN!"
0:10 The backhanded slap across the face here. 😂😂😂
When the duck talked I 😂😂😂😂
So I’m not sure if the creator of this account is going to see this coming or not.
But I just had to say thank you for making me laugh. In the last six months I’ve had two back surgeries my whole world is kind of got turned upside down and it’s been kind of hard. I recently stumbled across one of your videos and just cannot stop laughing and then I started scrolling through your videos and just could not stop laughing. then I subscribed and here I am still scrolling through your videos fixing to watch something else and I’m sure I’m gonna be laughing my ass off.
So again thank you for making me laugh and lifting my spirits I just wanted you to know how much of an impact your videos have had on me as far as make me feel better.
I haven’t been here in so long, I freaking love these videos
Bro I love you videos!!!!!🎉
Crusty loves that you love his videos!
I laughed my ass off in the first minute after a bad day thank you crusty ❤
Your insanity never gets old 😂
4:57 i’m laughing so hard
This one favorite is without a mention an idea of possibly a shadow that may indeed project from that indubitable greatness the doubt.
Year ago I thought that I was on lowest low of my life, and Crusty's videos helped me to make it through. Today I can tell that my new lowest low is now. So, here I am again.
You've climbed higher before and you can do it again! Bad times don't last and you've got a smile owed to you in the near future 👍
@@IAmCrusty thanks, man. Appreciate it, for real🤜🤛
ABSOLUTELY LOVE your videos man! They always bring laughter to my life and the characters and stories you have created are just THE TITS! Never stop being you my good sir and please, keep on keepin on my friend!😊
2:54 Classic🤣🤣🤣
T posing to assert dominance.
Congrats on 700k! Well deserved.
Saying "It's morphin' time" out of nowhere was hilarious.
4:13 goddam it!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Slap the color right outta their eyes Danny Boy!
This guy is hilarious. Give this man more subs
Crusty actively teaching us the 4 rules of gun safety
I do what I can
Not even at 0:23 and I'm already dying
😂😂😂😂😂😂 more wacky adventures mate 😂😂😂😂😂
I will never get tired of these unhinged hitman VR videos. You are legally binded to never stop making them until I die
" oh someone don't like his cho-cho" gets fricking shot at
Love this series the most of all. Cheers crusty! ❤
Love the content I've been seeing looks like being a hitman is more difficult than having an actual job haha
Hey, you ever thought of using the Hitman VR Mod for Bonus Maps? It works pretty well, you can do VR in maps that don't have it.
See, now this is why I refuse to work in an office; its a hostile work envoirnment. Agent Crusty-Seven needs to go on another vacation and relax.
This was a great video!
It's the small things and details that make this so so funny!
Hell yes another Hitman video!! These are the best right next to your Skyrim ones!
The crab scuttle stopped really quick when the bullets started flying.
U are mint I hope they do starfeild vr eventually lol
There may be hope soon. Hopefully sooner rather than later!
You're absolutely unhinged and I love you for it! Your videos are amazing and goofy! Thank you for producing them. Makes my day every time I see one. WPE sent me here!
Hey thanks! Those WPE guys are a delight
Finally someone that’s makes good content❤
I love the fact that this man is clinically insane.