The Streamer Hairline Conspiracy

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

Комментарии • 266

  • @ignaciojimenez4473
    @ignaciojimenez4473 7 месяцев назад +357

    the worse the hairline, the more successful the streamer is.

    • @chillwitisaiahyo
      @chillwitisaiahyo 6 месяцев назад +13

      Nows my chance !!!!!

    • @hatewillneverwin.
      @hatewillneverwin. 6 месяцев назад +3

      fr cuz your time running out, if you don’t succeed fast you’re cooked

    • @ermaksplug94
      @ermaksplug94 6 месяцев назад

      Kai hairline on point and he more successful then all these niggas

    • @sushistillsucks
      @sushistillsucks 6 месяцев назад

      Except for yusuf his shit halfway back his head

  • @maddzillary
    @maddzillary 7 месяцев назад +939

    Tf is this bro 😭

    • @fxcetworyxn2004
      @fxcetworyxn2004 7 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂M weak 😭😭😂😂

    • @saucyjustin
      @saucyjustin 7 месяцев назад +45

      this is what i call great content

    • @clarityxlv
      @clarityxlv 7 месяцев назад +5

      watching this eating slaps

    • @akm10508
      @akm10508 7 месяцев назад +1

      W profile pic

    • @maddzillary
      @maddzillary 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@akm10508 thanks babe 🥰

  • @gloclipp
    @gloclipp 7 месяцев назад +276

    Yusuf is just East African they all have big foreheads

    • @Yuzzkki
      @Yuzzkki 7 месяцев назад +44

      Nah buddy hairline receding but I heard that’s common in east africa-update I take that back Yusuf really does just have a big ass head he ain’t balding

    • @mmmmdr9765
      @mmmmdr9765 7 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@Yuzzkkihe's somalian so it was over for his hairline since birth

    • @Abdallayamin
      @Abdallayamin 7 месяцев назад +23

      @@mmmmdr9765Somali genetics are so strong you can always tell if someone from there. they legit look the same and sadly their patient zero was megamind

    • @tertra114
      @tertra114 7 месяцев назад +1

      He could get a hairline lowering, I don’t know how much $$$ he brings in, but if he got 10-15k he’s good

    • @negativephantom9590
      @negativephantom9590 7 месяцев назад +5

      I'm somali and even among the somalis yusuf is in a tier of his own

  • @NOTURPLUGBRO
    @NOTURPLUGBRO 7 месяцев назад +215

    You went light on Agent lol...Max shit was actually starting to looking regular but he fucked it up with this last cut

  • @sxvxgx5891
    @sxvxgx5891 7 месяцев назад +264

    glxsten running out of ideas and I'm here for it 🗣🔥

  • @henryjost3807
    @henryjost3807 7 месяцев назад +174

    Anyone balding out there, just embrace it, the side effects of the medication and time you spend trying to preserve your hair isn’t worth it

    • @shaboingboing1
      @shaboingboing1 7 месяцев назад +26

      or just hit up turkey

    • @MAGCc
      @MAGCc 6 месяцев назад +18

      Minoxidil and derma roller it’s all you don’t need finasterin saw palmetto and pumpkin seeds oils pills will do the trick

    • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070
      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 6 месяцев назад +2

      The minoxidil causes erectile dysfunction im just getting faux locks

    • @muneka
      @muneka 6 месяцев назад +4

      Lmaooo I beg to differ, I grew all mine with finasteride 😂😂no side effects 😛😛😛

    • @MyWifesSon69
      @MyWifesSon69 6 месяцев назад +2

      Easier said than done

  • @toriikinsz
    @toriikinsz 7 месяцев назад +61

    You’re bringing humor back to RUclips 🙏🏾🙏🏾, thank you 😭.

  • @stakelyy
    @stakelyy 7 месяцев назад +89

    I feel like people are too aware nowadays.

    • @user-lp7yb8fp8s
      @user-lp7yb8fp8s 7 месяцев назад +3

      yeah bruh

    • @dvffa
      @dvffa 7 месяцев назад +5

      Theyll be bald eventually cause of the thoughts that they'll balding

    • @stakelyy
      @stakelyy 7 месяцев назад +32

      @@dvffa yeah but it’s normal, people act like you’re supposed to be perfect. No one is perfect we all have imperfections.

    • @tdub6542
      @tdub6542 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@stakelyy thats true, thats why most dads are bald

    • @Moon-lt1dl
      @Moon-lt1dl 6 месяцев назад

      What’s this mean? People didn’t know they were going bald before?

  • @buffetboyjohn
    @buffetboyjohn 7 месяцев назад +31

    thank u for raising awareness for this bro frfr

  • @Baby_dripskii
    @Baby_dripskii 7 месяцев назад +128

    Yussef gotta be the worst his in the middle of his head😂

  • @BuddyMac69
    @BuddyMac69 7 месяцев назад +18

    I think these dues just have traction alopecia from the dreads

    • @jadanicole8750
      @jadanicole8750 6 месяцев назад

      nah the other dude didnt even have dreads. Its just male pattern baldness lol its a common thing in men and it can start as early as age 18 when i say its common i mean its veryyyy common it can cause your hair line to receded, it can cause bald spots , its can cause hair thinning. List goes on google says 30-50 % of men are affected by it. That and just bad barbers or to many hair cuts before letting the hair grow back

    • @DreamOnDamu
      @DreamOnDamu 6 месяцев назад

      @@jadanicole8750seen a video about a teen getting that shit at like 15-16, shit was sad to see but it was kinda funny tho

  • @SAINTWW
    @SAINTWW 7 месяцев назад +18

    Having a whole ass theory video about your hairline is nasty work😭🤞🏾🙏🏾

  • @Jermelli
    @Jermelli 7 месяцев назад +16

    3:18 OMG , This is the most critical video I've ever seen. Lord have mercy 😭

  • @neymarjr12132
    @neymarjr12132 7 месяцев назад +63

    never thought i would see someone make a 8 minute video about other mfs hairlines my boy running out of ideas 😭😭(btw im not tryna hate, all jokes love yo vids gng )

  • @classiclullaby6449
    @classiclullaby6449 7 месяцев назад +17

    these streamers dont eat right sleep right none of that so it just happen for them at a faster rate especially if its in there genes

  • @lorkirah
    @lorkirah 7 месяцев назад +22

    dey selling their hairline for success

  • @trxvel_
    @trxvel_ 7 месяцев назад +49

    it’s like their getting older or something lmao

    • @_g8
      @_g8 7 месяцев назад +22

      yusuf and max are 20

    • @jotuunn
      @jotuunn 7 месяцев назад +17

      nobody balds at 20

    • @Wickfl
      @Wickfl 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070
      @stereo-soulsoundsystem5070 6 месяцев назад +15

      Our whole generation is. Y'all must be too young to see the effects of rapid aging the youth are dealing with. Mfs 24 and look 43

    • @wawfleu
      @wawfleu 6 месяцев назад +2

      You must not have watched him say imdontai got a good hairline but he's the oldest lmao

  • @smj140
    @smj140 7 месяцев назад +20

    dis why im not being a streamer bro

  • @jqhaiul
    @jqhaiul 7 месяцев назад +10

    here before agent screams into the camera yelling about this

  • @Platinumsotwizz
    @Platinumsotwizz 7 месяцев назад +12

    This shi funny asf bruh😭

  • @Monkey_Boy9602
    @Monkey_Boy9602 6 месяцев назад +1

    At least they get to watch their hairline s-l-o-w-l-y recede. Because of a drunk driver that screwed my plans up before I could ever make them, I've had my head shaved for a good chunk of my life. You should've seen my face after watching way less hair grow back after a surgery when I was 27. I tripped out! (It was kinda like that "Seinfeld" episode with Elaine's boyfriend who kept his head shaved. She convinced him to grow his hair out and he saw for the first time that he'd actually gone bald!)
    These days I'm looking like a mixed Cecil from "Invincible" with dreads halfway down my back. I can't give it up since when I see myself with a completely bald head, I think I look like I just got out of surgery and I can't stand to look at myself like that.

  • @Apoapojj
    @Apoapojj 6 месяцев назад +2

    Juice be cappin

  • @steelshorts5218
    @steelshorts5218 7 месяцев назад +8

    Yusef gonna see ts and tweak out 😭💀

  • @ShellyNooby
    @ShellyNooby 6 месяцев назад +2

    THE BOOM SOUND EFFECTS I'M DEAD 😭

  • @realcloudie
    @realcloudie 7 месяцев назад +6

    boy slow down losing all that hair ...😭😂✌🏾

  • @G89211
    @G89211 7 месяцев назад +8

    Nanobots that keep his hairline intact 💀

  • @xfour
    @xfour 5 месяцев назад

    That comeup stressful asl😂

  • @diistruct
    @diistruct 7 месяцев назад +3

    This hairline shit is really not that serious 😂

  • @MIPSYI
    @MIPSYI 7 месяцев назад +2

    bro did yus dirty 🥲

  • @deatheternal720
    @deatheternal720 7 месяцев назад +5

    YUSUFS VEINS MAKE A CAPITAL N IN HIS FOREHEAD DAWG

  • @sakuraesther6309
    @sakuraesther6309 6 месяцев назад

    Brother what is that Agents hairline??????
    NAAAHHHH HELLLL NOOOOOO

  • @donavan34
    @donavan34 6 месяцев назад +1

    They got trad dreads that can happen with to many retwists to often n dying it doesn't help

  • @jonmajor1278
    @jonmajor1278 6 месяцев назад

    Finasteride and minoxidil have done wonders for me, and anyone who's seen regression should heavily consider them. Finasteride has ejaculation problems that occur in 2.1 to 7.7% of all finasteride users, and libido issues in 3.1 to 5.4 percent. Those odds are not bad and you can just stop if need be. Worst case scenario you got a trip to Turkey.

    • @ReviewReview-ib3po
      @ReviewReview-ib3po 6 месяцев назад

      Finestride ain’t it he’ll na. I’d rather have a long working 🍆than take fin. It’s like keeping ur hair but losing ur meat like what’s the point of having hair to pull bad hoes but can’t smash em cuz fin make yo 🍆not work

  • @ll2323
    @ll2323 6 месяцев назад +1

    Better than have the headphone skull indentation 😂

  • @prodbylogical
    @prodbylogical 7 месяцев назад +4

    Slow news week? na fr good vid though 🤣

  • @roboelectrooverlord6346
    @roboelectrooverlord6346 7 месяцев назад +11

    Bruh, it's just dudes hitting their early 20s. They going bald

    • @hectordiazrodriguez7294
      @hectordiazrodriguez7294 7 месяцев назад +4

      Thats not normal bro going bald starting 20s is just so cursed

    • @roboelectrooverlord6346
      @roboelectrooverlord6346 7 месяцев назад +7

      @hectordiazrodriguez7294 not fully bald it's just starts with your hair line receding

    • @Goyarxrd
      @Goyarxrd 7 месяцев назад +1

      My brother is 22 and his hairline is fine what’s wrong with these dudes hair 💀💀

    • @jesusisking3722
      @jesusisking3722 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@GoyarxrdDiet fam, the water, shampoo and diet is killing ppl hair lines early

    • @jayleno1222
      @jayleno1222 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@hectordiazrodriguez7294 It's called genetics dude. I've known plenty of people who started receding at 16. Mfers been making fun of how NBA players in the 70's and 80's used to be completely bald at 25.

  • @yoy_1088
    @yoy_1088 7 месяцев назад +1

    3:18 boi look like the ocutplus from Penguins of Madagascar

  • @v82400
    @v82400 5 месяцев назад

    actual journalism

  • @AyeAshh
    @AyeAshh 7 месяцев назад +2

    Yusuf showed his nogging bro started laughing 😭😭

  • @evjimz8460
    @evjimz8460 6 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m wheezing are guys for real is that like girls and edges 😂😂😂😂

  • @sp1tza
    @sp1tza 7 месяцев назад +3

    ts funny asf 😭🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @NO-FILTER-EXPERT
    @NO-FILTER-EXPERT 6 месяцев назад +1

    Stop cutting the "baby hairs" u see growing back after a shape up! Most people dont realize but those "baby hairs" is where your hairline naturally ends at. This is why parents shouldnt give their children shape ups at young ages until they can see where their hair fully grows out at.
    You ever looked at someone with a freshly done shape up but they got this dark spot of a shadow look on their forehead? Thats because the barber pushed it back by cutting the re-growing hairs...not everyones hairline "corners" need to be passed their eye brows and close to their ears. Stop using razor blades too. Youll defaintly stop the growth. Your body constantly adapts to what you do it. That includes inside and outside.

  • @knoyourself
    @knoyourself 7 месяцев назад +1

    bro what this title and thumbnail had me dying before clicking LMAOOO

  • @reasonzwz
    @reasonzwz 7 месяцев назад +4

    It’s Yusuf seven
    He gets so irritated with ppl calling him that

    • @glxstennnn
      @glxstennnn  7 месяцев назад +2

      why do u think i said it 😭

    • @REIGN6202
      @REIGN6202 7 месяцев назад

      Can't blame them

  • @LaiyaUnscripted
    @LaiyaUnscripted 7 месяцев назад +3

    5:47 wow the difference…

  • @thevillageidiot6969
    @thevillageidiot6969 7 месяцев назад +3

    one you didnt say,he might be the worst of all this, dasgasdom

  • @fishyinnadurag610
    @fishyinnadurag610 7 месяцев назад +3

    4:08 lmao what bruh😂

  • @Crimson1k
    @Crimson1k 7 месяцев назад

    I swear when I watch one Yusuf vid my hair was breaking thank god I watch glxstenn the hairline reviver you saved me

  • @steelheartg
    @steelheartg 6 месяцев назад

    Funny asf 😂😂 just embrace the baldie gang lol

  • @k04z
    @k04z 7 месяцев назад +2

    bro had no thoughts in his head 😭

  • @NadegeNadiaKabaseke
    @NadegeNadiaKabaseke 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro discovered male pattern baldness

  • @DreamOnDamu
    @DreamOnDamu 6 месяцев назад

    yusuf developed the vegeta hairline and so hairline turning into a 65in flatscreen tv is insane no wonder he done with YT

  • @nananyantakyi1549
    @nananyantakyi1549 6 месяцев назад +1

    They dont sleep, so ofcourse

  • @NeallyRigga
    @NeallyRigga 7 месяцев назад +1

    Bro you onto sum 😂😂😂

  • @TOXICFREAK2021
    @TOXICFREAK2021 7 месяцев назад +3

    It’s crazy that imdontai is in his 30s and has a better hairline but all the other ones are in their 20s and their hairlines are fucked up 💀

  • @OliCrown
    @OliCrown 4 месяца назад

    Bro I can’t breath 😭

  • @FormerlyKnown1
    @FormerlyKnown1 6 месяцев назад

    I am... HOLLERING 🤣😭

  • @deadacc637
    @deadacc637 7 месяцев назад

    Effects of being chronically online

  • @Aspirinxoxo
    @Aspirinxoxo 6 месяцев назад

    Jace was getting cooked bro LMAOO

  • @hyperiondragon
    @hyperiondragon 6 месяцев назад +1

    There’s nothing wrong with PBM’s hairline. Agent is just like me and we were born with high foreheads 😭

  • @iframesz
    @iframesz 7 месяцев назад +1

    jinxzi's is going at a rapid pace too 💀

  • @dolphinswilltakeover
    @dolphinswilltakeover 6 месяцев назад

    It’s bc they wear braided or parted hairstyles by their hairline frequently, it will cause u to get traction alopecia. Also Idk the yusuf streamer but I’m pretty sure he’s somali or something, and it’s natural for their foreheads to be that big.

  • @antenna7002
    @antenna7002 7 месяцев назад

    It could be the braids/dreads when you think about it

  • @timothyjackson9790
    @timothyjackson9790 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is actually funny fr

  • @SupremeSwaggy
    @SupremeSwaggy 6 месяцев назад

    This is amazing content yo😂😂😂
    This shit is like adult cartoons 💀

  • @valentinzo6
    @valentinzo6 6 месяцев назад

    It’s the dreads I don’t care😂😂😂😂

  • @miahmooooo
    @miahmooooo 7 месяцев назад +1

    My hairline is crazy messed up I fully accepted it tho

    • @JO_2Swole
      @JO_2Swole 7 месяцев назад +2

      Nahhh bro don’t accept something you don’t like ant start fighting for the future you dreamed of

    • @vegetasbiggestopp659
      @vegetasbiggestopp659 6 месяцев назад

      @@JO_2Swolewhy tf would u fight against something that’s inevitable

    • @JO_2Swole
      @JO_2Swole 6 месяцев назад

      @@vegetasbiggestopp659 the only inevitable thing is death and even then we could discover a way to beat death in the future

  • @matumba41
    @matumba41 7 месяцев назад +2

    OMG MALIKRACKK!! 5:49

  • @swagoneto7922
    @swagoneto7922 6 месяцев назад

    Yusuf Somali..Nothing he can do about that 😔

  • @theanomity3185
    @theanomity3185 6 месяцев назад

    Bro did not cooked 😭😂

  • @austin0146
    @austin0146 6 месяцев назад

    I could tell you all what it really is but y’all wouldn’t believe me

  • @jinxscript
    @jinxscript 7 месяцев назад +2

    twan they say you look like Cuffem😂

  • @eggbandit4592
    @eggbandit4592 7 месяцев назад +2

    Blud reporting on everything

  • @godivainc4593
    @godivainc4593 6 месяцев назад

    Take the durag off switch to a silk pillowcase oil and grease scalp . Take vitamins

  • @innovativesyd
    @innovativesyd 4 месяца назад

    It’s hard being a man,it’s just a time where you may lose your hair early .

  • @DarknessX123
    @DarknessX123 7 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: if you do get dreads it could potentially push your shit back if your not careful 💀

  • @xqzt
    @xqzt 7 месяцев назад

    2:59 unc in the lab 😭🙏🏾

  • @supercalifragilisticex
    @supercalifragilisticex 7 месяцев назад +1

    like think about it, the moment Jace started streaming his hairline became chopped 😱🤯

    • @Goyarxrd
      @Goyarxrd 7 месяцев назад +1

      Their stressed bro 😂😂😂

  • @JEAGERlST
    @JEAGERlST 7 месяцев назад +1

    Balding is mostly genetic.

  • @ki3lplays
    @ki3lplays 6 месяцев назад

    Because when a mf get on camera they always gotta have a cut… that mf be receding tryna be crispy every day

  • @StorMyKilo
    @StorMyKilo 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nah I might Become A Streamer Now

  • @deatheternal720
    @deatheternal720 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:31 LOL NOT THE PIC OF JACE

  • @818suki
    @818suki 7 месяцев назад +1

    If u fw Inuyashiki u must fw Gantz

  • @SupremeSwaggy
    @SupremeSwaggy 6 месяцев назад

    These ninjas is stressing tryna get them views 😂😂😂😂
    Streaming is a hard job on the calm

  • @ethanolson1538
    @ethanolson1538 6 месяцев назад

    its all that tight braiding and dread shit that will make your hairline fade

    • @PHE-nomenon
      @PHE-nomenon 6 месяцев назад

      As a person with LOCS(not dread shit) for over 10 years, it's not the hair style that thins out the hair line. Are you even black?

    • @dexterealey6563
      @dexterealey6563 4 месяца назад

      @@PHE-nomenonwhat is it then

  • @tertra114
    @tertra114 7 месяцев назад

    These guys have so much money, a lil 5-10k could get them a really good hair transplant, Agent would need a hairline lowering not transplant, which is a lil more expensive, but he’s the richest outta all of ‘em’ so it should be nothin for him

    • @erroneouse1929
      @erroneouse1929 6 месяцев назад

      You got to redo that every 6 months

  • @jetbarber1329
    @jetbarber1329 6 месяцев назад

    They got there momma hairline , I’m gonna pray for them.

  • @donny3940
    @donny3940 7 месяцев назад +2

    Anything to pay the bills huh

  • @JonJon-jw1yp
    @JonJon-jw1yp 6 месяцев назад

    I mean when you think about it makes sense their inside all day (no sunlight for your testosterone) and eating like sht so it makes sense their testosterone would go down and they would be seeing physical changes

  • @Alythia48
    @Alythia48 6 месяцев назад

    561ROB is the first one I saw talk about their hair line

  • @ClaimerUndisputed
    @ClaimerUndisputed 6 месяцев назад

    Crabs in the bucket video

  • @onlyenzoYT
    @onlyenzoYT 6 месяцев назад

    Let them live bro😂

  • @Motion718_
    @Motion718_ 7 месяцев назад +1

    Don’t forget p2

  • @0_6699
    @0_6699 3 месяца назад

    Dasgasdom3 💀

  • @yurhomi4478
    @yurhomi4478 7 месяцев назад

    That Yusuf guy’s hairline is 100% genetic-he looks East African.

  • @idkyolo988
    @idkyolo988 7 месяцев назад

    lock in bruh what is this😭

  • @_.himfr.
    @_.himfr. 7 месяцев назад

    bros onto something

  • @atomsk3250
    @atomsk3250 7 месяцев назад

    Ngl SO was spitting🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @gazer903
    @gazer903 7 месяцев назад +2

    Calm luh yap sesh

  • @obvcatmusic
    @obvcatmusic 7 месяцев назад

    my grandpa used to be glxsten hairline coworker back in 1954