If Streaming Services Were People
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- Опубликовано: 1 окт 2024
- What if Netflix, AppleTV+, Prime Video, and more streaming platforms were people?
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This script I finished in November's reign,
But it sat untouched as the days did wane.
It was meant to come out during the holidays,
But alas, it was delayed until the month of May.
So let us watch this video here
Despite the delay of half a year,
For the warmth of giving knows no bounds,
And spreads its love the whole year 'round. 🧡
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Thanks for still uploading despite the time gap, I know this *will* be awesome ❤
Hello, your videos are funny 😄 videos like these are the best :D
@@Ferrothorn462 this *will* be awesome
@@TheGoldeneyeOfficial You're right, I'm about to edit that 👍
@@Ferrothorn462 sounds good!
I'm surprised Netflix didn't instantly cancel the gift exchange and hastily put out five other events in its place.
And then cancelled 4/5 of them
@@andreeastancu1505 And the only one not canceled was the most boring one
And forbid people from sharing their gifts.
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It's a good thing Crunchyroll forgot to come because he would've just rambled about his own back story for like an hour
Yes and don't forget the endless flashbacks of things we saw five minutes ago
Omg I was looking for this comment duds
@@PoetryInHats Is that Deku getting flashbacks of his sad past for 3 episodes straight
Crunchyroll: **Sees Netflix** HOW DARE YOU INSULT ANIME!!
Netflix: Huh? What are you talking about?
CR: Dragonball, Death Note, Ghost in the shell! These were once great masterpieces. Until you dishonored them with your live action"
Disney+: (Nervous/Guilty look)
CR: Adaptations. And this, you shall die. AHHHHHHHHH- **Hit Netflix with a toy katana**
N: (Tired with BS look, as Crunchyroll repeatedly "attacking" Netflix with the toy) Crunchyroll, st-... Crunchyroll... **sighs** high guardian spice.
CR: **Stops, run away crying**
N:... Anyways
Peacock shouldn’t feel so insecure about only having hits from 10 years ago. After all, until Peacock, half the time people would scroll Netflix for an hour and end up watching The Office again, anyway. 😂
They have the series Race To The Edge. It's a part of my favourite franchise, How To Train Your Dragon, and it's played between the first and the second movies. It's genius.
Hey Peacock did Dr. Death and now has Poker Face!
Truth!!!
Yup, sometimes I do scroll for way too long but I've never watched The Office and won't so...I go back to RUclips where I also scroll for too long. Then I'm done with my lunch and watched nothing 😅
@@XSemperIdem5 yt was showing me in shorts so many snippets from the office that I gave in and watched it 😂 but on hbo max, they don't have brooklyn 99 (at least in my country, idk if globally) that looks from yt snippets better than the office tbh
Paramount Plus: "The fact that I was not invited to this gathering is highly illogical."
(Holds cell phone like a Star Trek communicator)
"Beam me up."
(Dematerializes in tansporter beam)
I have it for Survivor. 😅
I literally only have it for Star Trek and ATLA lmaooo
I want paramount plus to rewatch DnD
I wonder where Hulu was
I use Paramount+ for Nickelodeon shows
I loved how aggressive Prime was getting about Rings of Power. And the joke that they have to stop people from reviewing it because everyone "loves" it so much. But seriously, where did all that money they put into it go? RoP is a *far* cry from the Silmarillion and the LotR. Just stop making this show while you can Prime. It'll be better for everyone involved.
Thanks for the morning laugh FJ!
Hi, fancy seeing you here! 😁
I only want Prime so I can watch Psycho Pass season 3.
@@ceciliafaith4132 Now how bout that? Small world☺
im not taking the time to do the research to confirm this but pretty sure that cool Billion includes purchasing the Rights to make it.
I really wanted to like RoP but it just fell flat on it’s face. The cinematography, set designs and the dwarfs were the best bits about it.
Honestly, I was hoping for VUDU to be there as well. Being a streaming service where there's no subscription fee but you have to pay for what you want, it would have made an interesting dynamic.
Crunchyroll would have been funny too.
Weird little cousin Crunchyroll isn't invited 🤭
He forgot Tubi too
To be fair, there are way too many subscription services to keep track of. You won't mind forking over $1,000 every month just to keep them all running. Wait, who was I subscribed to again? Oh well, I didn't need that $15 anyways. I only spent my entire paycheck just to keep my stomach full. Damn...rent is due. I guess the street will be my new friend, even as I get pistol whipped by this guy who hates the homeless while he berates me for mooching off of the system, even though I got fired because I got sick and needed to stay home from being overworked. Ouch! My eye is swollen. I don't see that guy anymore. Wait, is that him? Who's he with? Is that a cop?! I didn't do anything! Where are you taking me?! *_HELP~~!!!_*
I think I never heard of VUDU, what do you mean "pay for what you want", you need to pay for each movie that you watch separately?
I know the names SKY and HULU and was expecting them here. Also, there seems to be new streaming platform, sky(someotherword)
I think VUDU is something different, which is why it wasn't invited. Based on what you described, VUDU sounds more like digital rental, which is different from a subscription service and what the others at the party were.
Frank just never runs out of ideas, does he?
Of course Frank never runs out of ideas. He’s an INFJ; always thinking with his creative mind with thoughts that only INFJ’s have and can come up with. I love Master Frank James! ( from one INFJ to another ). 😉☺️🤓😎
@@lizzymoore54 Hey there fellow INFJ!
@@lizzymoore54 ENFP here. My INFJ best friend has so many great ideas for things, so your statement is absolutely right.
@@lizzymoore54 woohoo, a fellow INFJ!
INFJ party! Wooo! Love y'all! And... even if I couldn't stand one of you, I'd hide it! 😂
You should do "types of homes as people" ie house, apartment, condo, homeless etc.
Don't be surprised if he does it soon! I suggested something once and it happened not long afterwards. Could've been a coincidence, who knows. FJ is a prolific genius either way, so talented.
Yess
@@leslie6938 You just gave me an idea for him to do thks
@@Sunset553 I'm not sure I deserve credit but I'll take it, haha! Hope you see your idea come to life. Gotta love Mr Frank James!
I like it & I’m here for it 😂
Netflix:Are you still watching?
Just the classiest dig at prime video and disney+ for review censoring. Masterful.
I love all of the shade thrown at "King of Queens", it makes sense that Hallmark would want the rights to it!
I’d imagine Pureflix making a quick cameo and doing the “Jesus, man” meme to the other streamers.😂😂😂
Where’s Hulu?! 😂
Exactly what I was saying!!
They say a stranger's come to town
They call him Mr. Frank James
@@zionfultz8495 Strollin' down the internet boulevard
Criterion Collection retching to the mention of Hallmark Now's "Jingle-Bell Bride" is pure brilliance. Of course, Criterion Collection retches to just about anything, which is why I love him so much...
What is criterion collection?
@@LizzieStalsby I have no idea.
Collection of the best movies of all time
@@LizzieStalsby It's a streaming service for classic movies. Mostly pre-1980s and I think some foriegn films as well.
The amazon and his LOTR disaster 🤣
Where’s hulu and Crunchyroll 😅
I truly respect and appreciate your art and your artistic abilities. I hope one day I can watch a short film written, performed, and directed by you. Please consider it.
This!❤
@@turquoisetranquility I thought the same thing after I posted that 😀💜
I’d be Interested in seeing that too. It would be Actually kind of cool if it was more serious or like really dark humor… or maybe I’m in Melancholy mood? Lol.
Yeah, if planets were people is a great example of his shorter form. Then of course, murder, mystery, and Willy Wonka for long form :-)
@@turquoisetranquility This is why I want him to make a real short film, because his videos are really good. And yes, we always want more.
Your videos are so entertaining. Continue making if things were people.
We’re getting spoiled, not that I mind. Posting it now is very kind.
That was a crap poem… 😂
I was hoping Shudder would be here so that we could see Frank cosplay a vampire or something.
I just renewed my Disney+ subscription yesterday and now FJ uploads this...coincidence? I think not! 😂
👀
I think I also see an incredibles reference in your comment. And I love it.😂
@@cisemcajigas Nailed it!!! I suppose I should give you a golden prize or something! XD Thank you for the comment!
"the streaming rights to King of Queens does NOT count as a gift!"
bro i lost it when Hallmark Plus came out 😭💀
Ratatouille is one of the best films of all time… 😂
I’m surprised Netflix didn’t turn into a racially ambiguous LBGTQ version of Frank halfway through the skit.
What, no Paramount Plus? People need their Star Trek fix, dude!! LOL Also, hope Pizza Toppings or Pizza Restaurants is next!
"I've got all the hits... From ten years ago!" Haha, that's actually an accurate representation of Peacock! 😂🤣
You forgot Paramount+ who probably has beef with Disney+ and Hulu who definitely has beef with Netflix.
Surprised Paramount+ wasn't mentioned.
2:10 criterion’s reaction to those horrible-sounding movie names Hallmark threw out is me.
They say the strangers come to town
They call him mister Frank james
Strolling down the internet boulevard
Playing all the RUclips games
(We need the full version 🥺)
Prime harping on about The Rings Of Power is so on point 🤣Just give us Wheel of Time already, OK?
I just love this series
intj : robot
entp : talker
entj : leader
intp : lazy
my favorite team lol ...
Although your video was considerably late,
My enjoyment of your humor does not dissipate.
The holidays are busy, of that there's no doubt,
Finding life's balance, while running about.
So, I watched and enjoyed your belated post
And hope you will give me a moment to boast.
I know more of myself because of your charades
And look forward to more of INFrankJames
Nice 😊
now do if elements were people!! great work as always my frankonium
They're making a movie about that already.
Waiting for the next 16 personalities to be of each persona reacting to their shadows and maybe someone else for a balance
"Streaming rights don't count as a gift"
Billionaire shi 😂
I am very confused since I don’t know half of these, but I liked it
You might have missed the swear word by a bit...also it's Grogu, not baby Yoda. But still good :)
Frank your videos just keep on getting better and better!!! Congrats on another wonderfully entertaining video!!!
HULU watching this video: y'all exchange gifts???👁👄👁
Funnily, HBO Max has Turner Classic Movies... which includes Casablanca. No wonder it was such a terrible gift from Criterion; he already had it!
I'm surprised Paramount + didn't show up and cause HBO max to pick a fight with him over South Park!
Apple tv+: "and u get 3 months free.. of me"
Disney+: 👁️👄👁️
Lol😅 love it
Alas, Paramount+ is forgotten...as it always is.
HBO Max's new name should be HBO+ so he joins the plus gang.
I can’t believe Hulu was forgotten :-(
I just put on notifications on and 2 seconds later you make a video
notification gang!
Genuinely i Binge Watch your all videos 😅 🧡
I like "King of Queens." :)
I’m surprised HBO cancelling good shows for the tax write offs didn’t come up.
Your videos are always more enjoyable than I expect, FJ. This was both brilliant and hilarious! I love falling down the rabbit hole that is Mister Frank James 😌
HBO Fux is actually a great name 😂
How could he do that to Fellini's scarf? 😂 I liked HBO MAX! He was keeping it real. Happy non-descript holiday! 🙌
I wish so much that you would have put GAIA in here. I’m curious how you would have tackled it 😂
CLEARLY, HBO Max hasn’t seen Ratatouille 🐀
How does he converse with himself so convincingly?😳👏👏👏😄
I love this guy! He made me happy after a bad day
Casablanca IS the best ❤
Wait where was the RTE player? The best streaming service
What about Hulu?!
And since you mentioned CNN+...I guess Texas could come in and mention Fox Nation? Then HBOMax mentions Sesame Street? Then Paramont+ beams in and says something about togetherness?
Brit Box, Crunchy Role, Discovery+?
Here for the Ratatouille love
Aw! I wish I had the streaming rights to King of Queens 😢 🎶my eyes are gettin' weary🎶 my back is gettin' tight🎶
Hahaha love Amazon Prime hyping Rings Of Power, so true! While tt wasn't the best tv show, at least Prime Video gave us Legend of Vox Machina which was epic!
Omg but like why this feels so reall
Ur like the best actor in the whole platform
I was admittedly expecting a 'RUclips' character in there as well, constantly pausing midsentence to randomly advertise the same thing and refusing to 'skip ahead' back to the point. Not sure if it wouldve been too bold to mock RUclips on RUclips
Okay, first off the video is correct, Casablanca is indeed the freatest film ever made. Also, I only use Paramount plus so....
He's right though. Didn't last more than ten minutes into Casablanca
Poor PBS Passport…not even invited. They could have given a swaggy tote bag…
Ol frankie forgot that music streaming services were a thing
So it's "Netflix and chili" now, or someone thought a lowercase L was an uppercase I?
Love the jabs at Rings of Power. 😂
watta bout hulu? home to the greatest show, OMitB 🤪 ? hallmark stuff is on peacock 💩
At 0:17 I thought it would be a rhyme
Peacock reading like an INFP here. Ha!
Next time invite Chunchyroll and Viki to the party please 😂😂
GET HALLMARK OUTTA HERE
There is only MAX no HBO max or discovery+ Only MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX MAX WAX
Imagine paying for all of the big streaming services currently existing
If only there was crunchy roll where they would just act like an anime character
I loved the sketch and it was hilarious but king of queens wasn't a bad show, it wasn't like friends or the office in terms popularity but certainly not the worst show ever.
Darn, and now HBO Max is just Max. Great video as always
Casablanca is truly a great movie.
At least Peacock has quality shows like Monk and Psych that other streaming services canceled for some unknown reason, NETFLIX.
Those shows are also on Amazon prime
@@Tess623 Yeah, but on Peacock they're free
Netflix didn't cancel them. USA network did. They were originally on linear TV/cable.
@@RetroGirl1967 Thanks a lot, USA Network
If games were people please!
0:52 clEarLY he's never seen ratatouille 😂
Discovery and Curiosity Stream will just have to have their own party.
I fear Netflix got a bit too cutie with the love they spread around one year and don't get me started with Disney. Ok, first off, I bought this Bart Simpson stuffed animal in my avatar used from a school sale to help children before Mickey was oh-so-fine that he lost his mind and turned all Helen Lovejoy thinking waay tooo much of the children so, uh-oh,...gotta go....do my duty in pick up pants patrol in figure out how to cover my butt before I run my mouth....which I will. Will return, Frank, at a later time to match your rhyme!
Your last "If the 50 States were people" was a culmination of everything I love about your channel, including the parallelism in the thumbnail that I loved so much in the "If Subjects Were People" still think about that video during the day, which a commenter pointed out had Home Alone which is now, not only my favorite Christmas movie, but one of my all time favorite movies, even though, I think It's a Wonderful Life is the greatest...and yeah, I watched it on Hulu which is owned...okay, what about supporting what's good so...say for an example this new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Was thinking about that because what kind of message does it send if you don't support what's good? What about redemption? I actually haven't seen a trailer for it, but I thought the first two were good so...if you somehow enjoyed this comment snack, thank you, cuz it might not be here when I get back!
haha Loved your poem, and surely you held off because you wanted to make it a-MAY-zing for us!
hi Frank, thanks for keep uploading new video!!
hehe!
I like these kind of videos also, but I WANT MBTI MORE 🥺
Pureflix couldn't make it because they were at church and nobody really likes their gifts.
hahah 🔥
Netflix should reminisce about the good old days, when he had all the movies and shows. But everyone else came to be and mutilated the service. Bringing us to an age not dissimilar to the days of cable.
@Doctah Wahwee I know cable is still around and kicking. It's just a shame that streaming promised to be different, but became Cable 2.0.
Netflix for the win all the way.
This was already funny, but when Hallmark came on I lost it. 😂
You are gifted dude
I wonder what happened to Hulu...
Okay but I’ve actually watched “Boyfriends of Christmas Past” and it’s good
No one cares about CNN+ lol