My mama would've said, "You obviously was looking for some trouble out there in the first place. You know you didn't have no business being out there and they knew it too."
I'm in tears😂...couple years ago we was vacationing and drove down a dark street just like that. My husband was like we ain't stopping for nothing , not even the police. They gonna have to chase my black a$$😩😭😂
I remember my dad, step mom, including myself were traveling on the highway to Orlando, Florida. We were headed to Disney 🌎. It was about 3:30 am. We saw a ghostly looking figure in the middle of the highway. My step mom told my dad to stop and see if they need help. My dad replied, woman I ain't stopping this car. They bout to get smack with this Lincoln.
I once saw a group of creepy looking people on a road one night. Did NOT investigate. Kept it pushing. Never went back on that road to see wth was going on. Literally 10 years later - I still havent been on that road since
The whole time I'm cracking up and thinking to myself, "Shuler is a mortician and funeral director. If he's scared of ghosts and the walking dead, then my fears are valid and rational."
I remember driving down roads like this as a OTR trucker and I hope and prayed I never see something like this cause my Peterbilt would send them to St. Peter. This black man won’t die in this scary movie type sh*t
@@KingzBeatzATL Man I been to truck stops in the middle of nowhere and it was dark as the abyss. Didn’t know what was coming out of those woods and I damn sure wasn’t going to find out either
@Celtics Pride Larry Bird I'm white as snow and I say "Oh Helllll Noooo!!!" Bitch would be standing at the end of the road scratching her head "now where did that snow white go?" 🏍💨💨💨💨💨💨
That happened to me visiting family in Alabama. We were lost, on a two lane highway. I told my 13yr old son, "If we see ANYTHING looking white and long (like a sheet,) we gonna drive right over 'em." He told me "I know that's right, Ma!" Us: 👀 👀
As The Official Black Man, I promote and approve this message! Standing in the middle of the road is an invitation to Jeep Bullbar and Grill....and a secondary drop off to the local funeral parlor of your family's choosing. That is all!
@@ladyveevee2888 LOL 😂😂 I wear glasses and NEED them going backwards is NOT an option LOL!! Not ONE light pole in site I wouldn’t dare be on a road like that LOL.
That looks like a distraction so somebody can jump out that high grass and rob you. Too dark out, grass too high, road too narrow, scooter too small..if it can't be done in the daylight it won't get done🤷♀️
We live in rural Colorado. My husband was driving back from a Nuggets game and saw a man walking in the middle of the road in a cloak with no shoes on; in the dare of winter and it was late at night. He called me as he was breaking all kinds of speed laws driving past the strange man!😂🤣😂🤣 BRRRMMMM🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗
@@jumpstreet2425 That sounds good in theory but my scary ass would be shaking and fall LOL 😂! Then I’ll be thinking what if I have to come back that way, what if it’s a dead end, and what if this thing push my ass as I went by and I wear glasses and can’t see without them LOL! How about don’t have your but out there in the first place. Y’all got me cracking up today LOL 😂!
@@Laswm4950 lol, you got to be a fighter. Id rather not turn my back, or try turning around, getting caught side ways. You can decide to ride right into them, Being scared aint bad. If you on a road that you didn't know was a dead end thats bad on you. It looks dark and you dont know where you going.
Omg, these are the kind of roads I would see when we visited my relatives down South. My country cousins used to act like those long dark roads wasn’t nothing, but we’d be scared. As a adult I don’t travel roads like this if I can help it, but I hope nothing gets in my way cause I’m not stopping or getting out. Just like you said the only thing they gonna haunt is the radiator! This has got to be one of your funniest videos. I’m scary like you, and that’s why I pray in my car every day.
It’s just like driving on a lonely road and a body is in the middle of the road. Don’t stop. Don’t get out of your car. Turn around and call 911. Nothing good ever happens when you get out of the car to check on the person.
I'm Sry Boo, If U Stoopid Enuff to Lay/ In The Middle of a Road Like This One....There Is No Turning Around, If U Wasn't Dead Fr....U Are Now(PERIODT).
I don't think our kind has to be told ....look at any horror movie it's never us who decides to be the hero. I might call somebody when I'm safe but you better be good with directions, I'll tell you where I saw something but you'll have to find it on your own.😱😱😱😰😰
This actually happened to me. One night I was with my older brother and my sister-in-law, my brother was the driver, and we all was heading home from the mall that night. Any ways, as my brother was driving on the highway, he damn near hit a naked white man who was sitting in the middle of the damn road with his arms up, and my sister-in-law who is white by the way had the nerves to suggest we go back and see was he “ok” I was like HELL NAW.
Black people, if this was you in this situation, just ask yourself, "what would white people do?" Okay, now all you have to do is the exact opposite 🏃🏿♀️💨
Girl you already know. I'm black and no I'm not getting out the car or off the scooter whatever they got, not asking if you're alright, or if you need help. We already know that heffa alright out there in the middle of the street at night looking like the whole Grudge. I'd be like I'm head out immediately.
Yesss! Karen would try to argue with whoever that is/was, and call 911 to report them. And she would never notice them not saying anything back to her right before killing her.
Doesn’t sound rough at all. An older, disheveled guy stood in front of my car once staring at me lookin crazy as ever. (a main city street, not even a backroad like this) Next thing I know, he started to reach in his jacket, like for a weapon. I got off the brake and let the car roll forward, just to let him know, “I WILL run yo a$$ over, Sir.” Needless to say he took his hand out of his jacket and got outta my way. For all I know, he could’ve been reaching for a flower to give me, or just scratching an itch, but the look on his face was angry + crazy, so I wasn’t taking any chances.
Then act like Shuri in Back Panther when she ran over the guy being all like "Ay what was that!" with an assured "nothing" in mind from your inner conscience named T'challa.
This would be just like a movie because I would be clumsy as hell shaking trying to turn that cycle around falling getting back up but still getting the hell out of there. 🤣😂😂🤣🤣…
@ Carolyn Wilson yes I was thinking the same thing. There may be more than one of whatever that is.🙏🏾👀😫 Plus it may not be human and can just move from place to place😩. What in the name of Jesus inspired him or her to go down that road on scooter of all things. I’m not even going in a tank.🙏🏾🙏🏾😢😩
Just think of them standing there, in the middle of the night, in a dark field before the motorcycle got there. Yep, that tells me all I need to know. Nope, you're not blocking my only path/escape route!
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We as black people do not go down roads such as this. So we would never be in this situation.
Tabitha Parks
Tell them again
Black people have more sense then that
That is CORRECT!!!
I know that’s right ✅😆
What if you have no choice that’s the only way to go looks like you gotta right what are you gonna fly up out there? Lol 😂
Dammmnn right
My mama would've said, "You obviously was looking for some trouble out there in the first place. You know you didn't have no business being out there and they knew it too."
Right. Ain't no good reason to be out there 😂
Sounds like my granny 😂
Exactly
Lmao. Man now that’s old school shit right there!!!! Your ass had no bidness being out that time of night anyway.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭❤️
I'm in tears😂...couple years ago we was vacationing and drove down a dark street just like that. My husband was like we ain't stopping for nothing , not even the police. They gonna have to chase my black a$$😩😭😂
"Driva don't stop at all...! ". Buju Banton said it.
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LOL!! 😂
😂😂😂🤣🤣 DAMMMMMMIT 🤣 I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT 🤣🤣💯
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First of all I wouldn't be on a dark street like this. I rebuke all of it. No tonight Satan! 😂
Right!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
True that who you telling I guarantee it's not a brother hellow
Let the church say, "Amen!"
In Jesus name
Especially on a scooter!!! Cmon now 😳🤔
"This Chevy about to be heavy, this Chrysler about to make you meet Christ" Shuler preaching with these bars 🔥
Facts!
💯😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"R. N. S"!
Frfr lol if you don't get out the road by the time I get down there!!😂😂😂😂
fact
I remember my dad, step mom, including myself were traveling on the highway to Orlando, Florida. We were headed to Disney 🌎. It was about 3:30 am. We saw a ghostly looking figure in the middle of the highway. My step mom told my dad to stop and see if they need help. My dad replied, woman I ain't stopping this car. They bout to get smack with this Lincoln.
😂🤣😂🤣😂
I'm hurting laughing at these comments lmbo
lol
Let me guess, yo step momma is whyte!! Cause no blk ppl in dey right mind go say that ish!! 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 daddy understands the assignment
I'm with Shuler. I don't care if I'm on a scooter, motorcycle, big wheel and you look like this..Skid marks all across your forehead
😂😂😂
LOL
Not the skid marks, lol!!!
Lol!!!!!!😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣U.K
I know only 2 sets of people not going somewhere there's ghost.
Black folks and Shaggy & Scooby-Doo 😂😂😂😂
Thems the folks
@@MzShugr How many times they had to trick Shaggy and Scooby to go wit them. They wanted to smoke and get high and eat up everything 💀😂
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This was NOT a Black person behind the wheel. We don’t play them games!!!!! FOOLERY!!!!
Foolery 😂😂😂
Ok!!!
😂😂😂😂
Not at all 🙅🏿♀️
And stopped to take a picture?! 😂😂😂😂😂 noooooo
Situations like this is why so many people disappear everyday.
P]
That woman in the robe is finna disappear
Did he turn around
Shit that's what I'm trying to find out my damn self 🤣🤣
@@mltmitchell1223 😂😂
What's scarier than this? Turning around and seeing another person waiting at the other end. 🤣
💀💀💀
🧟♀️💀⚰🤣😆🤣😆
@TurquoisePurpleSky 17 😂😂😂😂😂 right.....I give up.
Hey we are out of it anyways Cali because if you do hit her are run this over she will be right in your damn back sit are in front of your ass😂😂😂😂😂
Yea see, I can't handle that kind of mental stress😭⚰⚰
I once saw a group of creepy looking people on a road one night. Did NOT investigate. Kept it pushing. Never went back on that road to see wth was going on. Literally 10 years later - I still havent been on that road since
Freaks come out at night
10 years later!! The Hills has eyes, folks!😂
My grandma always said “ if you knew what was outside after dark you wouldn’t go outside at night”
always
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👵🏿: mhmm that's right...mmmm..that's right
"Aint nothing but liquor houses and legs open,after dark!"
True Statement!!!❤️🙏🏽❤️
“You ain’t gon haunt me, you gon haunt this radiator “😂😂😂😂
Lol
🤣😭🤣😭🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the laughs
The funniest line🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious 🤣
" I stay my ass in the car" quote of the day🤣🤣🤣. I'm sorry I'm not stopping🤷
I wouldn’t have stopped to take a picture.
Might have been a go-pro or something.
Most likely a still shot from a go pro.
Girl in picture body launguge: "Turn around and Leave Now!!"
Black People: "Say Less...nothing for us that way"
Ok!
@@mikej2133 Certainly😂🤣😩😩😩
“This Chrysler is about to send you to Christ”!💀🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes sir Christ, look by passed Jesus but Christ I'm in tears to funny lol
Kimberly Williams 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂
😆🤣😂
If she's not scared to be standing out on a road in the dark, you should be scared of her.
😂😂😂😂
He said" This Chrysler Gonna Send You Too Christ"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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☠️☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or the devil 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Have a new hood ornament🤣🤣🤣🤣
At this point we don’t even want to know if Anne is ok we out ✌🏾
Yup, You've been struck by a smooth criminal!😂😂
😂😂hilarious
@@tashahannah4732 😂🤣😂
Lol lol 🤣🤣
Exspecally at night!
I'm in tears over here. This Chevy finna be heavy😂😂
This would be a FAST AND THE FURIOUS situation.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yes indeed!
🤣🤣😭😭
Correct!!
U ain't nevah lied😂😂😂
Ayyyyoooooo ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The whole time I'm cracking up and thinking to myself, "Shuler is a mortician and funeral director. If he's scared of ghosts and the walking dead, then my fears are valid and rational."
True that!
I said the same thing. Point taken.. 🤔
Right
Right tho
FACTS 💯💯💯💯💯
I remember driving down roads like this as a OTR trucker and I hope and prayed I never see something like this cause my Peterbilt would send them to St. Peter. This black man won’t die in this scary movie type sh*t
Bruh!! 🤣Peterbilt gone send them to St. Peter. 😭😂😂
@@KingzBeatzATL Man I been to truck stops in the middle of nowhere and it was dark as the abyss. Didn’t know what was coming out of those woods and I damn sure wasn’t going to find out either
@@oliverclytus7559 💯💯
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yooo i’m extremely thankful that I have dedicated runs now I am super scary🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It ain't in our DNA to be on this type of road at this time of night!😂🤣🤣🤣
Or ever
Hahahaha you killed me with this comment
"This Chevy finna be heavy,
this Chrysler gone send you to Christ."
*😉 That's Right.*
Lol This Honda will make u wonda (wonder)...
🤣😂🤣
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Then ended up saying to person at the end "See ya, wouldn't wanna Kia.. but I did"😎
See what i mean! This guy is classic!
This would be my cue to turn my ass around. I’ll take this as a sign that the Lord apparently doesn’t want me to continue on down this path.
Okay?!!! Same here!
Girl, that's a road sign you learned in life 101. " Turn around NOW"lol 😂
😂😂😂😂
I know that's right. Heed the warning only tell me one time
@Celtics Pride Larry Bird I'm white as snow and I say "Oh Helllll Noooo!!!" Bitch would be standing at the end of the road scratching her head "now where did that snow white go?" 🏍💨💨💨💨💨💨
If i see this on a dark night i am reversing. Not going any further, No sir.
Nah too much hand-eye coordination. Smash the gas!!
All you will see is me burning rubber absolutely not
@@erind2261 Facts. What time do you have to do all that? Floor the gas lol.
How did they have time to take this pic?
@@jasminetheconqueror5136 that part.
"You're not going to haunt me, you're going to haunt this radiator". 😆 😂 😂
😂🤣💀
🤣🤣🤣💀 I about died on that part🤣
He had me crying with that one!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️
That happened to me visiting family in Alabama. We were lost, on a two lane highway. I told my 13yr old son, "If we see ANYTHING looking white and long (like a sheet,) we gonna drive right over 'em." He told me "I know that's right, Ma!" Us: 👀 👀
That’s right! 😂Sometimes you ain’t gotta choice to down roads like these and can’t stop for nobody.
💯🤣😂
Lol!
That's a smart boy...run over "um Mama 😂😂 !!
🤣😂😭⚰️💯
"This Chrysler gonna send you to Christ". Oh my goodness. That took me out!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Right? That caught me too! Lol🤣🤣
LMAO😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
I would be in reverse so fast you'd think we was filming a Fast & Furious scene.
😂 😂😂
Yep🤭
🗣️📢Wuuuur-Dup!!! 🤣🤣🤣
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No reverse on that scoooooter lol
Annie I don't care if you okay...This Chevy is about to be HEAVY!!!
On that experience alone that road should be renamed the" Road Less Traveled".
I don’t know what I’d do because my blackness would not permit me to be out in the middle of no where that late at night in the first place..
Lol I agree but sometimes our melanin malfunctions!!
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@@chrystalcr3510 you gotta get a tune up every once in a while lol
@@chrystalcr3510 😂😂😂
This comment section! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
As The Official Black Man, I promote and approve this message! Standing in the middle of the road is an invitation to Jeep Bullbar and Grill....and a secondary drop off to the local funeral parlor of your family's choosing. That is all!
My brakes don't work sometimes. They didn't that night.
“You aint Finna haunt me . You gone haunt this radiator” 😂😂
that's right !😂
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🤷🏽♂️ This is why you stay strapped folks! Ghost can get popped too!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 bullets go straight through. So that anit going to work
@@stacynewton34 🤣🤣 You're* right, because they're armor piercing rounds. She about to really be a Holy Ghost!
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This would be a 45 second horror movie...just pause, turn around and speed off...credits.
Facts! Lol literally a 45sec! 😂😂😂
I know that's right. I just ain't that curious. I don't wanna know what THAT is.
Right!
Lol i always look forward to seein u kinda like wheres waldo...ive seen u all over youtube over the years
Director's cut would be 30 seconds, cut out the 'pause' part !!! 😂😂😂
"You about to have a fight with a Ford. This Chevy is about to be heavy" Lol
I would make a u turn and get the heck out of dodge hoping he could not run too fast.
Or slapped it in reverse and gunned it backwards!
@@trevayoungsmith183 just my luck I would have been passing gas mess around and fell off the bike in I put it reverse.
@@ladyveevee2888 LOL 😂😂 I wear glasses and NEED them going backwards is NOT an option LOL!! Not ONE light pole in site I wouldn’t dare be on a road like that LOL.
Hey, for real that's what I was thinking, I would be afraid to run toward that I wouldnt want on or in my car! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or hopefully they don't have space time jutsu like Minato Namikaze
Bruh... This has to be one of your funniest videos Shuler. Every time it pops up on my feed, I watch it like five times, CRYING 🤣🤣🤣
MAN HE IS THE GREATEST
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He forgot, "This Dodge gonna Ram you."
👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿😆😆😆😆
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Good one
"You not finna hunt me, you finna hunt this radiator" lmao
😂😂😂😂😭
Absolutely positively 💯% Co..rect..about that.. Full throttle ahead..until I felt the bump bump in the road...🤔..✊✌💨🏃
@@User78813 I was reading your comment just when he said it 😂😂
LMAO!!!😭😭😭😭😭
Haaaaaaaa 😩😩😩
When he said “ you think you finna haunt somebody” I lost it!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That was the blackest statement ever. I love us!!!
That looks like a distraction so somebody can jump out that high grass and rob you. Too dark out, grass too high, road too narrow, scooter too small..if it can't be done in the daylight it won't get done🤷♀️
Bottom line!!!
That was funny lol
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I'd rather robbers than a ghost I got guns and hands too.
We shredding through zombie apocalypse
The moment I realized he was on a motorcycle my heart almost dropped to he floor😱
Mine too😂😂
We live in rural Colorado. My husband was driving back from a Nuggets game and saw a man walking in the middle of the road in a cloak with no shoes on; in the dare of winter and it was late at night. He called me as he was breaking all kinds of speed laws driving past the strange man!😂🤣😂🤣 BRRRMMMM🚗🚗🚗🚗🚗
He lived to tell the story 😂😂😂
😂😂
In a cloak? OH HELL NAH!
@@Shadowcub69 😂🤣🤣🤣
I would use every cuss word,
and immediately turn around!
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🤣🤣 Phhhh, I'm using every round in the magazine. I bet she'll turn around too 🧟♀️💨
😆🤣😆🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
If you turn around you will lose sight. Drive by fast full speed. Make a discision to go right at it and pull out and around them last minute.
@@jumpstreet2425 That sounds good in theory but my scary ass would be shaking and fall LOL 😂! Then I’ll be thinking what if I have to come back that way, what if it’s a dead end, and what if this thing push my ass as I went by and I wear glasses and can’t see without them LOL! How about don’t have your but out there in the first place. Y’all got me cracking up today LOL 😂!
@@Laswm4950 lol, you got to be a fighter. Id rather not turn my back, or try turning around, getting caught side ways. You can decide to ride right into them, Being scared aint bad. If you on a road that you didn't know was a dead end thats bad on you. It looks dark and you dont know where you going.
Driving 65 mph *
Sees random person standing alone*
Driving 95 mph*
😆 yes!!!!!
To funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly
@D'Angelo Casanova Damn, that's all bad!!😳🤣😆😳🤣😆
😂😜😂🤪. Just saw this and can’t stop laughing. 95 mph. Me too!!!
I’ve learned from every zombie movie to never stop the car. Turn around or go around if all else fails go through!
“ I’m scary, if I get scared somebody gotta go” 😱💯😂😂😂
😂😂😂fight or flight!!!
Shuler be having me crying laughing 😂🤣😩🤣😭 “you about to fight with a Ford. This Chevy about to be heavy, this Chrysler about to send you to Christ!”
Omg, these are the kind of roads I would see when we visited my relatives down South. My country cousins used to act like those long dark roads wasn’t nothing, but we’d be scared. As a adult I don’t travel roads like this if I can help it, but I hope nothing gets in my way cause I’m not stopping or getting out. Just like you said the only thing they gonna haunt is the radiator! This has got to be one of your funniest videos. I’m scary like you, and that’s why I pray in my car every day.
It’s just like driving on a lonely road and a body is in the middle of the road. Don’t stop. Don’t get out of your car. Turn around and call 911. Nothing good ever happens when you get out of the car to check on the person.
I'm Sry Boo,
If U Stoopid Enuff to Lay/ In The Middle of a Road Like This One....There Is No Turning Around, If U Wasn't Dead Fr....U Are Now(PERIODT).
I don't think our kind has to be told ....look at any horror movie it's never us who decides to be the hero. I might call somebody when I'm safe but you better be good with directions, I'll tell you where I saw something but you'll have to find it on your own.😱😱😱😰😰
For sure
This actually happened to me. One night I was with my older brother and my sister-in-law, my brother was the driver, and we all was heading home from the mall that night. Any ways, as my brother was driving on the highway, he damn near hit a naked white man who was sitting in the middle of the damn road with his arms up, and my sister-in-law who is white by the way had the nerves to suggest we go back and see was he “ok” I was like HELL NAW.
@@MissThomas 😭😭😭
Man I watched this at least 8 times and laugh just as hard every time.
Same lmfaoooooooo I
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" I dismiss my own dammed case!" 😂🤣😂 That’s sounds about right😂😂
This looks like a real life road from Children of the Corn.
😤 Let Karen run up, she'll get done up! Bang bang bang
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Ctfu
"You Not 'bout to Haunt Me; You gon' Haunt this Radiator!" (I'm dead😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣)
Black people, if this was you in this situation, just ask yourself, "what would white people do?" Okay, now all you have to do is the exact opposite 🏃🏿♀️💨
LOL Tara!
They will probably step out of the car or off the bike to ask it, "are you okay?" 😆😆😆😆
Girl you already know. I'm black and no I'm not getting out the car or off the scooter whatever they got, not asking if you're alright, or if you need help. We already know that heffa alright out there in the middle of the street at night looking like the whole Grudge. I'd be like I'm head out immediately.
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This is for sure a Jordan Peele movie in the making.
Lol
Steven king movie
Maybe a Wes Craven movie.
Nah something out of the conjuring lol
@@619Inyoface Peele movies are waaay scarier to me than the Conjuring movies.
@@Emilymk97 and what movie is that??
Me: "If y'all want this Doordash, you betta bust a move and meet me out here! And don't forget my tip!"
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he said that Chevy is finna be heavy!!!! LMAO 🤣
I would send a Karen up there to check on this “person” as i immediately back up, turn around, and call the national guard and ghostbusters
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Yesss! Karen would try to argue with whoever that is/was, and call 911 to report them. And she would never notice them not saying anything back to her right before killing her.
That's probably Karen standing in the middle of the road getting ready to ask, "Do you live in this neighborhood? I've never seen you before." 😂😂
@@greenetea1322 😂🤣😭
Growing up in the country we had a few roads like this and even we didn't mess with them after sundown😂😂😂😂😂😂
Would be the quickest driving in reverse you’ll ever see
Without even looking back
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Like a stunt man, man!
This guy makes me late for work so unique with his choice of words! Truly a talented comedian and so underrated he deserves more! Straight up!
Doesn’t sound rough at all. An older, disheveled guy stood in front of my car once staring at me lookin crazy as ever. (a main city street, not even a backroad like this) Next thing I know, he started to reach in his jacket, like for a weapon. I got off the brake and let the car roll forward, just to let him know, “I WILL run yo a$$ over, Sir.” Needless to say he took his hand out of his jacket and got outta my way. For all I know, he could’ve been reaching for a flower to give me, or just scratching an itch, but the look on his face was angry + crazy, so I wasn’t taking any chances.
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I would call on Jesus Christ of Nazareth real quick 🙏
Amen🙌
WORD
That..And I'm pulling out the gun quick
Plot twist: maybe it was Jesus...🤷
Doing this and still running them over
"Anybody wanna tell me what in the stupid on a scooter is going on here? You telling me you stopped and took a picture??"
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"you finna haunt this radiator". I mean, I've never heard anything like this is ALL my day. 😂😂😂
Stand there and look crazy all you want. You gon feel this 40 CAL, if you try anything!
I know that's right!!!!!!😆😆 #FACTS
😂😂😂😂😂 STOP IT..!!
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Facts
HELLA FACTS!!!!
If it is a spirit when you try to hit it you will miss. I think turning around right where he at would be a good decision. Then pray while driving.
You will miss and find it sitting in the car with you. Yep!
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No no no no, Carrie! The melanin in me driving over/through you without stopping.
That is how PEOPLE got their car TAKEN FROM them. (Carjack)
Do NOT STOP FOR ANYONE in A DARK lonely road.
Just close your eyes and step on the gas is what my cousin use to say R.I.P Willie
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Evidently she don’t want that 👗
I’m sorry I laughed so hard at this 😂 💀⚰️
Willie was a very wise man. May he Rest In Peace🙏🏾
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you for sharing his wisdom
I wouldn't even have been on that road in the daytime.
*"You bout to haunt this radiator"* I hollered!!!
I totally agree! 😂
"If I get scared, somebody got to go!" Lol😂
and it ain't gonna be me!!!
@@prettid051 Amen!
@@christopherholmes7324 Halleluyer!!🙏
I’m in tears 😭 🤣🤣🤣 YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS TAKE ME OUT EVERY 👏🏾 TIME 👏🏾
Ain’t no ghost riding the whip. Looks like a moving speed bump🤷🏾♂️❕
MY thought EXACTLY ❗😒
Then act like Shuri in Back Panther when she ran over the guy being all like "Ay what was that!" with an assured "nothing" in mind from your inner conscience named T'challa.
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Chevy finna be heavy 🤣🤣
Chrysler finna send you ta Christ 🤣🤣
I’m with you, I’m not stopping either. You are going to be a goner!!!!
People need to stop playing! As soon as someone shoots the stew out of him, then the family will be setting up a Gofund.
U got that right...
@Lady Vee Vee speak🗣 you damn right facts‼️😭😂🤣🤣
That’s like… you know what I’ll stop
Be the ones on the news, "she was such a nice girl" 😂
@@HaloHighlightz Fr, they will only remember them with nice words after they are confirmed dead.
This would be just like a movie because I would be clumsy as hell shaking trying to turn that cycle around falling getting back up but still getting the hell out of there. 🤣😂😂🤣🤣…
This is so true! We all gangsta until THIS happens, then we're tripping and falling trying to get the h out! 😂😂
Heck , it might be someone in back of him/ her too, and why would anybody be traveling in the dark like that on a scooter of all things?
@ Carolyn Wilson yes I was thinking the same thing. There may be more than one of whatever that is.🙏🏾👀😫
Plus it may not be human and can just move from place to place😩. What in the name of Jesus inspired him or her to go down that road on scooter of all things. I’m not even going in a tank.🙏🏾🙏🏾😢😩
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I know I would 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣LMBO!!😂 Shuler said: "You about to have a fight with a Ford, this Chevy is going to be heavy!?!?! LoL OH, my stomach hurts!🤣😂
This Child is innocent, she’s only trying to find her way back to the “cornfield” 🤔
Ok cornfield 😂😂😂
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LOL, I was thinking the same thing! Like, what in the He Who Walks Behind The Rows is going on here? 😂
Her corn would be popped tonight 🏍 💨 🍿😂
As my dad use to say IF YOU GET IN MY WAY THEN ITS MY DAMN JOB TO GET YOU OUT MY WAY.😂😂😂
My dad didnt play around😁
This is still a classic for me 😆 I watch this often lol
I'm reminded of a movie called The Ring. That's more than enough to make me u-turn without a second thought.
All horror movies are study guides for me on what not to do
Just think of them standing there, in the middle of the night, in a dark field before the motorcycle got there. Yep, that tells me all I need to know. Nope, you're not blocking my only path/escape route!
I'm with you.
I ain't playing. Ain't no way in hell. Nope. No Sir. No Ma'm.
Looks like something from "The Ring" or "The Purge." 😳
Trying to Tell ya.😆😆😆
Innit
I was in tears for this one. 🤣 He said "you can haunt this radiator." My thoughts exactly, Mr. King.
My moped & me is about to turn around 😂 This is why I had to upgrade to a 4x4 Truck for my own safety 🤣
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Yes, I got one with a collision bar🤣😂😂😂
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"U gon haunt this radiator"😂😂😂😂
Most terrifying if that person or thing started moving towards you at incredible speed.
We finna play chicken then fuck that
OH MY GOD!
I wouldn’t even get close to whatever that is even if I was in a car
Put in reverse, you can have that half of the road I don't need to go again!