No.1 GUIDE TO BECOMING CRISTIANO RONALDO
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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Do you have what it takes to become Cristiano Ronaldo? The character? The work ethic? The dedication? The child?
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Step 1 : Wake Up
My lazy ass : Mission failed
Probably a drug dealer
We’ll get em tomorrow
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mission failed soilder better luck next time
@@PopNolan 😂😂
Step 3: Have abs on your damn leg
😂😂
704 likes and only 1 comment let me change that
@@muddassirpayenda7711 Get out of here clown 🤡
728 likes and only 2 comments let me change that
3 comments lemme fix that
As a ronaldo fan , this is offendingly true and entertaining
Ronaldo fan ? Sure de byune dp
@@sushmadevi3152 might be a city and a Ronaldo fan
@@s92alpha8 I doubt it.
@@s92alpha8 I highly doubt that
@@s92alpha8 I very much highly doubt that
Step 5: never skip leg day
535 likes and no comments lemme fix that.
@@sulav5fjung329ya aint fixing shit,shut up
Step 6: admit you're bent
@@unclebensrice4702what?
“Mom, the neighbours screaming again”
ho
69likeslol
159 likes and just 1 comment let me that for you🤝
:3rd
Step 7:Never drink Coca cola LOL
lmaoo
Coca cola sucks for me
He used to be Coca Cola brand ambassador
@@abuabdullahh??? LOL
@@hiambruh5693 You Def Ronaldo Secret Channel
Ronaldo went to score absolute screamers after that💀💀💀
Its just what he does
@@sailajapotu8429 yes pens in saudi that’s exactly what he does😂
@@lil_juice3195yeah 4 goals in 1 game yeah
@@HSPCR7 in Saudi league, it's ranked lower than England's second league
@@xkudori englands second league ain’t that bad tbf
Where’s the SIUUUUUUUUUUU? 😂
😂😂😂
it would get demonetized.
@@urilou777 for what saying yes I’m another language?
@@Vedansh-ot7di who gives shit?
@@Vedansh-ot7di and what does that have to do with football
"Practice the only way you score, which is Tap In" That was personal 💀
Fr has he seen his latest goals
@@dannydino198 He couldn't score Tap-ins Europe so he went to Saudi to score 😂
@@Sinan_69627 so MESSI fan the league 1 is the most unproductive league ever since psg is Gonna win every time and he can score beautiful goals so shut ur lazy ass and stop trash talking ronaldo
@@oodark_ninjaoo9775 bro doesn’t watch Ronaldo at al nassr
@@oodark_ninjaoo9775 if you don’t watch Ronaldo play then just say that
"tap in" bro watches football from wish😂
Boi.........he isn't wrong tho
@@promaster9776 Not gonna talk about his banger goals here are we?😩
@@Zayvnmno, just no, good goals, but no in this context
@@giftedcobaltbee1421couldnt have been more late. Plus what i said is infact in the context cause we talk how he doesnt only score tap ins
@@Zayvnm no you
I wonder what your neighbours think 😂
Lmao
That’s why he covered his garden
He lives in a jungle
Your pfp 🤣🤣🤣🤣
same bro 😂
In the words of Ronaldo:
“Goal is goal”
In the words of Maguire
A goal is a goal dosent matter what side
800 goals are 800 goals you fucking dick
Lol
But when Messi scores penalty its rigged ? 😂
In the word of every football player a goal is a goal, it's highly unrealistic to score a screamer every time and you'd be surprised about how much positioning and football iq you need to score those tapins, remember as ronaldo got older he become more of a goalpoacher then a winger who provides crosses
Woah i am watching this in the night and i randomly feel extremely motivated 😳 thx
"How to be cristiano ronaldo"
Step 1 : Be the goat
You mean crybaby?
@@keepitsimple4159 Even messi cry’s bro did you watch the cops america final?
@@Man-s1b Never saw Messi crying after missing a penalty in the middle of the game 😂
Step 1: wake up
My mind : damn I failed again
POV: someone takes this seriously
Fr
Its not real?
The ronaldo disrespect is funny, I want it to never end
Nah this is very fax tbh
@@user-avramov08 😂 we are waiting for you
Practise makes perfect
“NEVER EAT PUDDING” 😂
"And practice the only way you can score which is a tap in" ☠☠
He’s a striker lol
Mate.. U high.... Ngl
Mate.. U high.... Ngl
Haaland :
@@aYTcommenter😂😂
The "tap-ins" took me out 😂😂
I like how he pronounced Ronaldo like ronaaaaaaado
No pudding made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Never eat pudding had me rolling
How to become Cristiano Ronaldo:
Step 1: Become a 🐐
fax
Nah
@@user-xv3zj4qn4o your stupid
You put the wrong emoji.... Here 🐪
Me: 10 chocky puddings the second i wake up
65 freekicks over 200 outside the box goals and some people still say Ronaldo only scores tap ins
Its a joke man people these days get triggered too easily
ok so he 537 tap ins ? Lol
They mean since he joined United he only scores tap ins
You are talking about prime Ronaldo
If he did it in 2012 it doesn't mean that he's still doing it
You deserve millions of subs mate 🤣🤣🤣❤️
Please tell me why I want to understand just one reason to justify that statement.
Respect GOAT 🐐🏆🏆
He said no matter what goal he still loves to score and celebrate and he can score good goals
“NEVER EAT PUDDING” Got me dead 😂😂😂
How to be Messi :
Step 1 : Sleep
Hater
Sleep and still win a world cup lol
Shut up penaldo fan
Step 2: Win the World Cup
Alternative Title: HOW TO DISRESPECT RONALDO
It's a joke
this is a parody
Neighbors : He's mad again
😂😂
Step 3really got me 😂😂😂😂😂
I like to see him win something major
He donates more blood than you’ll ever have
Who cares
That makes no sense..
If he does it good
Cry
that makes zero sense
How to be ronaldo
Me: Just be goat.
Still the goat.
OK harry
@@heartstealer7596 okay
No its messi
This is a classic song. The Last Game GOATED
The “fu*k” got me rolling on the floor💀
Pretty accurate. Hard work pays off!
That voice tho 😂😂
“HoW tO bE oHiO rOnAlDo”
Well I also work out but you’re 90% accurate.
Step 6 Be the goat
Love the weather dude
Step 6: be a goat with leo
How is this so accurate it’s amazing
It not
@@lucasguzman9577 nah you just a die hard ronaldo fan who prolly knows nothing about football. Messi and Ronaldo both overrated. We all know who the true goat is. Harry Maguire 😎
@@WafflesMuzick that true harry maguire is the goat
@@WafflesMuzick and phill jones
@@WafflesMuzick wise words my friend!
Bros make more videos about Cristiano Ronaldo. Your videos will be rapidly viral and go immediate trend
Bro did CR7 dirty in tap in but he does score tap ins
Good content but also tap ins are actually hard and shoqs you have great positioning dont be so harsh mate
Tap ins arent hard bro
@@jelly_cactus1536 so ur telling me having perfect positioning to the ball away from the defenders and close to the goalkeeper and being able to still score is ez
@@Twinnyvfx pretty much yes
Bro he said tht to add humour and Ronaldo is my idol
It’s not hard to be on the far side of the goal when your team has the ball
Did you see today's goal mate??
No
It's a jokeee
"The only way that you can score which is a tap in"
That one Tottenham goal outside of the box really proves you wrong
Step one: wake up
Me: uhhh 😒we'll do that tomorrow 😂🤣
The disrespect is CRAZZZYYY 😂😂😂
Bro tap ins 💀💀💀💀 he has the record for his header
@Slot E he scored 110+ header goals and is the highest
Cr7 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Man Utd fans be dissing Ronaldo
With Ronny:
2-0 Win VS Brighton ✅
Top of UCL group after 2 games ✅
3-2 Hattrick win vs Tottenham ✅
3-1 win vs Arsenal ✅
3rd for golden boot ✅
Without Ronny:
3-1 Loss vs Brighton ❌
Bottom of UCL group after 2 games ❌
2-0 Loss vs Tottenham with Kane ❌
3-1 loss to Arsenal after 2 late goals ❌
Highest scorer currently sat 31th for golden boot (Fernandes)
As a Ronaldo fan I feel personally attacked as he scores the best goals bro seriously
bruv this vid is a joke
and also everyone know messi better
Nah is this n-word serious
mate his free kicks are goated
Saw his goal last day well he drillbled one made a shot btw 3 people and tapped it in like a pro
Are u like five
Yeah last time he even scored a tapin from outside the box
What was the match?
@anitha manoj I mean who did they play
Haters always sees the tap ins even it was outside the box
It's a joke bro chill
Anna
Allô excuse me hello it's me OK bonne nuit Tunisie oui-Oui
Finally someone recognizes that he only scores tap ins
He probably violated your favorite team tho
@@ElCooler leave em bro 😂 these guys are just stupid who cant even see it is just a joke 🤷 .. and the fact tht he only make videos of EPL player is enough to point out CR7 status .. the guy is playing in EPL and the other one is playing somewhere .. 😂and still people cant see him there 😂
So he has to dribble out the box and then score he just has good positioning
@@sharktoothdinosour3782 😂😂
@@manavmishra6900 tap in
Ronaldo always scores crazy goals
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Daily Routine:
6 AM: Train
8 AM: Nap for 90 mins
9:30 AM: Breakfast ham and cheese, yogurt, and fruit juice
10:30 AM: Work out
12:30 PM: Nap
2:00 PM: Lunch of chicken and salad
3:00 PM: Nap
4:30 PM: Lunch #2 of tuna with salad, eggs and olives
7 PM: Dinner of meat or fish
8 PM: Time with family and friends
10 PM: Swim session
11 PM: Relax and go to bed
(Bro got him all wrong)
🤓👆
@@Milan4life16 ☠️
How do you know I’m a Messi Fan?
Also him :
You saying he lied when he said Ronaldo can't score a free kick?
@@kevin-gw6dj yup.58 fk goals.and 1 fk goals this season
@@kevin-gw6dj he's scored more fk goals this season then Messi has scored this season
You do realise this video is a joke right?
Me tapper for sure though.
"the only way he can score is with a tap in" you just made me cry
How to be messi: sleep
If you know you know
Step 419: make sure you hair is absolutely perfect
Step 1 :
Take a stroll in your Bugatti
"Dont eat puding"
You monster
😅🤣🤣
Practice the only way you can score 😂
This is isn’t true
@@neff2371 why're you even using social media if u can't even take a joke. Your life's intense 👍
Okay against brighton he scored a tap in ehhh???
Exactly
You must be fun at parties
This video was meant to be funny you have pretty bad sense of humour
"Practice the only way you can score, which is a tap-in!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
How to be the augey boy that said this. Step one lie about everything!
Step8:don't cheat on georgina
Practice the only way you can score 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ur amazing
It was on my youtube shorts recommendations and it said: No.1 GUIDE TO BECOMINF CHRISTIAN
“NEVER EAT PUDDING” 😂😂😂😂
Such a disrespect
Lol penaldo 😂😂😂
@@mehediislam3780 you go and play instead of ronaldo and then we will see what you achieve
@@itsayaan7347 penaldo 🤣🤣🤣
@@mehediislam3780 pessi
@@itsayaan7347 penaldo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tap in 😂😂😂 the only way u can score
Ye headers,normal shoots may go die ronaldo also scores those.
At least he scores
@@PawanKumarCRYPTO that was prime Ronaldo, past few years he only scoring tapins and penalties
@@scorchingslash4840 penalties occasionally* 🤣
@@scorchingslash4840 He also scores normal goals go watch matches
lesssgo
Aaah look at those abs got me running 😂
“Wake ya kid up”
me who has no kids:
Yup keep going you're getting views 👏👏👏👏 I say from bottom of my heart your life won't be prosperous
Why so negative lad?
Wdym prob a penaldo fan
Fanboys are so strange, it’s just a joke. 😂
@@joefrost8215 ha funny for you to say that the video is a joke and take my comment seriously... Come on take this as a joke too
@@mugil226 so you think a sentence like "i hope your life wont be prosperous" its some kind of joke? What the fuck you on bro🤣
I like the content bro!!! Haha
No puddings were harmed in the video😂😂
Thanks for the tip mate
Step 5: never eat pudding
Me and my hungry ahh belly: mission failed
Step 7: be one of the best players ever
Step 0 : Discipline
Number 5: kiss all he Champion league and Ballon D'or's
Step 6 be the goat
Thw bowl throw was personal
Bro did everything to flex his muscles 💀
This was so inspirational 💀
Tbh YES 💀
The never eat pudding part was funny
I wonder how my life would be if I hadn't met you❤
POV: his neighbors hearing him 😅