Guys for gods' sake Rose isn't feeling some vague existential Dirk dread, she's seeing Dave's on edge reaction to something appearing behind him and worrying about his abuse, and the "ethical" quandaries she was pondering were using MC's powers to punish Bro. The writers have literally said you don't need to read the Epilogues to understand Pesterquest. So stop crying Dirk whenever something vaguely ominous happens. Sidenote: BEST ENDING EVER.
Dave having a bisexual conniption over getting affection from John and Jade touching him is probably the best thing to come from anything related to Homestuck
i feel so bad for rose, jade, and dave. Rose's intense introvertness allowed her to survive in such a broken home for so long, but I'm sure she was desperate for real attention, and when Sburb failed, she was set to continue down her path. Jade only was happy because she saw Sburb coming, and when it DIDN'T happen, she broke. Dave lives in constant tension, afraid of when Bro will appear next. (also did he flashstep when Jade tackled John or was that just my eyes deceiving me)
@@Blitz-tk4jh Yeah, this route later on pretty much deconfirms the MSPAReader = Propsitian theory, and maybe also the Problem Sleuth = Prospitian theory as well?
Theory: Doc scratch was using him like a pawn. And we know that he knows about to be carapacians. It's possible he could have just grabbed one and changed its memory.
Just thinking about how touch starved Rose and Dave are. Like at least Jade has a dog to pet, Rose and Dave probably haven't touched another living being in so long... And the fact that their first instinct was to move out of the way when Jade went to hug them. I just... I can't. I can't believe these kids finally got to be together and happy and safe in at least one version of canon :').
the rosemary ship is so universal that even after rose awoke her ultimate self and after seeking to help dirk with whatever bullshit he has, she still loved kanaya with all her heart. how many versions of her fell in love with kanaya? and hgow many incarnations of kanaya fell in lvoe with rose?
Well, to my knowledge, the only timeline where rose doesn't fall for Kanaya is the doomed timeline where davesprite came from. But even then, that's debatable due to how incestuous that timeline was
HI HELLO YES?????? I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ROUTE. THE TRUE GOOD ENDING WITH EVERYONE BEING HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER AND HANGING OUT. THE BAD ENDING WITH SOLLUX (MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK DON'T @ ME) AND ARADIA JUST KINDA CHILLING AT THE GREEN SUN. JADE GETTING THE PERSON-TO-PERSON INTERACTION WE ALL WANTED. I LOVE THIS. YES. HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. YES.
20:44 Sometimes I wanna quit this fandom. But then I remember the characters and how much I wanna find out about the ever expanding stories. Also Jade... she's so lonely the poor thing.
10:01 Oh oh I know, basically a blank base figure to use as a frame of reference for what commissioners will have their characters do. Like hugging, doing the splits, all that jazz.
I feel like dave is wayy too gay and egbert mr. notahomosexual is wayy to straight (or at least 'straight') for davejade or davejohn... if davekat never happens I WILL cry so I tell myself these things
i started homestuck when i was 10? 11ish and after all of this confusion pain suffering and torment it makes me glad that that i can see this i doubt understanding is possible for homestuck without costing some parts of yourself but seeing this makes me not need understanding or closure. i am just glad that i can see them be happy.
fuck now i remember the familial tendency of the harleyberts to shove down their negative feelings and distract themselves instead of dealing with them
sburb still happened because of trolls ig? or maybe its like sburb existing before they come to it like with the denizens of the planets having to do their thing and jade still having her dream self?
I think that Dave is bi tho? Like, in the epilogues he was busy being in love with Karkat which lead him to believing he was gay. But when I played his route he seemed to be in serious denial of both his feelings for jade and john Also, the whole "safari hat" quote from jades route has some flirtatious connotations. Ya boy has definitely liked her at some point and probably would have continued to if Dave never met Karkat. Poor Jade :(
i have to prepare myself for the fact something horrible is probably going to happen like fucking ult!dirk or some shit at the end because this is homestuck and we all know homestuck will never give us a fucking break from this nightmare and im scared to see how this non-sburb timeline ends up so we should absorb the happy sleepover ending while we still can
It’s not that Dave didn’t want to date Jade because he was gay, because he’s actually Bisexual. He didn’t want to date her because he genuinely didn’t have feelings for her, at least not anymore. And also he had very strong feelings for Karkat, and I know from experience that you can’t just drop a crush for another.
im wondering if bro is no longer possessed by lil cal if you fucked the timeline, so he actually is a decent bro now, as in at least refrains from beating the shit out of him, and instead just watches him with cams
26:05 I won't lie when I say that I just want to in this moment of the video just put my hands on the sides of Jade's face and just kiss her forehead. The urge to dad is great and I just want to see this baby girl smile!!!
Small brain: John is blushing because he has a trans awakening. Big brain: John blushes because there a cute girl right beside him. Galaxy brain: John is blushing because he thinks Dave is cute. Universe brain: John is blushing because he likes Jade ans doesn't know they are related.
Theory time!! The Timeline was split in two as a self correction paradox, That's why Jack was like that, They visited the timeline with them playing the game instead of them failing to play it which is why the trolls stopped talking to them also the meteors as well.
Hey now let's not forget in the epilogues Dave admitted that he does like Jade he just he's not sure if he's like fully gay or if he's bi. Which either is fine like personally do to some of the things that happened in the epilogue I like to think that Dave is bi and that the reason him and Jay didn't work out was because of well won the candy timeline already being chaotic and that driving him and Karkat away and in the other timeline Dirk was f****** s*** up otherwise I think that we might have gotten our space time polygamy relationship like Jade suggested
So, is this like the Alpha Universe? Where the kids don’t play the game, and then years later the alpha kids come into play? Is this the backstory of what happened before Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk? I feel like it is.
Eh. Maybe. Honestly, there's a lot of implications hes gay. He's canonly had feelings for both Karkat and John, but his feelings for Terezi or even Jade had never really been strong or that explicit; it very well couldve been comp-heterosexuality, since when he claims to like them hes obviously having problems with his sexuality and internalized homophobia.
Shiloh 9558 I mean, he (through davepeta) kissed jade of his own free will and (epilogue spoilers ahead) married jade in the epilogues, I’d say he definitely had feelings (and genuine feelings, not comphet feelings) for Jade. He also routinely calls Jane “john’s hot mom” (and this isn’t irony (or not entirely, at least), he just had a Freudian slip and it stuck). In the pesterquest route, he’s using his attraction to Jade to prove to himself that he’s not gay, partially due to 2009 internalised homophobia, but also because he doesn’t even realise being bi is an option (again, 2009 internalised homophobia would mean he doesn’t even bother learning about it)
@@FlamingLily Ah yeah, i had forgotten about that, but him marrying Jade doesnt exactly back up your point. I agree that hes bi now that youve refreshed my memory, buuut he didnt have any sexual or romantic feelings for Jade whatsoever in the epilogues. He married Jade because he felt that he was forced to and didnt want to hurt her. At the end of the epilogues, he even says he thinks hes gay.
Shiloh 9558 I don’t think he had no feelings for Jade at all, it’s clear that he does have feelings for her and isn’t just trying to keep her happy, I think what’s happened is that Dave has stronger feelings for Karkat though, and wasn’t able to convey them before he married jade.
Guys for gods' sake Rose isn't feeling some vague existential Dirk dread, she's seeing Dave's on edge reaction to something appearing behind him and worrying about his abuse, and the "ethical" quandaries she was pondering were using MC's powers to punish Bro.
The writers have literally said you don't need to read the Epilogues to understand Pesterquest. So stop crying Dirk whenever something vaguely ominous happens.
Sidenote: BEST ENDING EVER.
If everything was in capitals this would be perfectly in character and glorious
Right, they coming for my mans Dirk smh
Girl vents all her pent-up anger and sadness to you while happy music plays in the background ASMR
Dave having a bisexual conniption over getting affection from John and Jade touching him is probably the best thing to come from anything related to Homestuck
"I have spent so many hours watching you sleep"
Alright
"haha, uh, what?"
Accurate response
She knows when you are sleeping🎵
Now all the kids are actually Homestuck
i feel so bad for rose, jade, and dave. Rose's intense introvertness allowed her to survive in such a broken home for so long, but I'm sure she was desperate for real attention, and when Sburb failed, she was set to continue down her path. Jade only was happy because she saw Sburb coming, and when it DIDN'T happen, she broke. Dave lives in constant tension, afraid of when Bro will appear next. (also did he flashstep when Jade tackled John or was that just my eyes deceiving me)
“maybe a prospitian double agent?”
after some arguments from other im not so sure if MC really *is* a carapacian, BUT thats definitely something
now the stuff about MC looking like an actual blank slate is starting to throw me for a loop
@@Blitz-tk4jh Yeah, this route later on pretty much deconfirms the MSPAReader = Propsitian theory, and maybe also the Problem Sleuth = Prospitian theory as well?
Bryan Tylk yeah shit, i just got to that part, good timing. maybe MC is *part* carapacian, since they remind MC of themself?
Theory:
Doc scratch was using him like a pawn. And we know that he knows about to be carapacians. It's possible he could have just grabbed one and changed its memory.
“Who knows if they are still alive, that was the 90’s this is 2009”
-Ryan phantom 2019
@Julia Luna Tekle Vriska would be disappointed
It's not quite insane to image they y'know, died?
@@mateusmundstock8225 good
1:02:04
"Reader? Don't you have something better to do?"
**You are filled with determination**
Jade is a pure soul. A pure, gun wielding soul
28:39 The main song of Carole and Tuesday is called “The Loneliest Girl.”
Well i guess it's time to go and love johndave and rosejade again!
Just thinking about how touch starved Rose and Dave are. Like at least Jade has a dog to pet, Rose and Dave probably haven't touched another living being in so long... And the fact that their first instinct was to move out of the way when Jade went to hug them. I just... I can't. I can't believe these kids finally got to be together and happy and safe in at least one version of canon :').
This is truly the worst timeline.. ROSE DOESNT MARRY KANAYAAA!
the rosemary ship is so universal that even after rose awoke her ultimate self and after seeking to help dirk with whatever bullshit he has, she still loved kanaya with all her heart. how many versions of her fell in love with kanaya? and hgow many incarnations of kanaya fell in lvoe with rose?
Well, to my knowledge, the only timeline where rose doesn't fall for Kanaya is the doomed timeline where davesprite came from. But even then, that's debatable due to how incestuous that timeline was
There's still a chance for that
There is a LOT wrong with Rose's home life, but I do think she was probably hugged at least once. Some people just aren't very good huggers.
John, hugging his friends for the first time: cOME AND GET YOUR L O V E
They deserve the world holy shite
HI HELLO YES?????? I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ROUTE. THE TRUE GOOD ENDING WITH EVERYONE BEING HAPPY WITH EACH OTHER AND HANGING OUT. THE BAD ENDING WITH SOLLUX (MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER IN HOMESTUCK DON'T @ ME) AND ARADIA JUST KINDA CHILLING AT THE GREEN SUN. JADE GETTING THE PERSON-TO-PERSON INTERACTION WE ALL WANTED. I LOVE THIS. YES. HELL YES. HELL. FUCKING. YES.
1:17:22 They look like they're dropping the most confused mixtape ever.
My exact thoughts
Jade looks like a Danganronpa character.
Let's hope this doesn't have a similar ending
I know little about danganronpa, but the character designs are awesome.
Dewaun Warren that’s what I was trying to say in the stream (mimibei) I’m not the only one who noticed!!
Shhhh that's the reference😂
Dewaun Warren *Laughs in DR: Other blood.*
Omg imma cry this shit is melting my heart I’m so happy they get to see each other
*shit.* it was JACK. they got out of there just in time
What if it was the Black Queen.
Maybe that was why the White Queen was so nervous.
It was the miles
You cant escape the miles
20:44 Sometimes I wanna quit this fandom. But then I remember the characters and how much I wanna find out about the ever expanding stories. Also Jade... she's so lonely the poor thing.
1:22:00 John was the true chad all along
So in the next volume were getting Karkat? I can't wait for angry alien boy.
we are???????? fuck yes!!!!
I imagine it will involve a lot of swearing and a broken caps lock button
It could be b2 uni as well
Dewaun Warren thats just the classic experience tho
I'm more expecting the beta kids
This is without a doubt the best possible ending in all of Homestuck. I literally could not stop smiling. 😁
Oh my goodness, jade looks so adorable!!!
wait mspareader died of asphyxiation in space but not next to the green sun...does the green sun have an atmosphere?
aradia never died near it either, same goes for the humans on the ship when they met the trolls! I think the void just has oxygen?
The medium sure as hell does
It was earth space
You and Jade nearly avoided prospit getting cut down by Jackspers.
10:01 Oh oh I know, basically a blank base figure to use as a frame of reference for what commissioners will have their characters do. Like hugging, doing the splits, all that jazz.
Omg was not expecting sollux and aradia
davekat wont be canon in this timeline and im gonna cry
tipc cromch NO BUT DAVEJOHN OR DAVEJADE WILL AND THATS ALMOST AS GOOD
@@kennedywalker1915 davejade is trash lmao
I feel like dave is wayy too gay and egbert mr. notahomosexual is wayy to straight (or at least 'straight') for davejade or davejohn... if davekat never happens I WILL cry so I tell myself these things
@@liliasleftjacketsleeve :(
How do you know? Presumably MSPA Reader is going to go meet the trolls, so there's no reason he wouldn't have his friends hang out.
Jade needs some
*O D D P A R E N T S! F A I R L Y O D D P A R E N T S*
37:59 I ... wouldn't do that.
38:30 Told ya.
39:25 What in the world?
A bittersweet volume indeed. The perfect blend of sadness and happiness
TRULY the best ending, and watching this during Quarantine is sending me on an emotional rollercoaster. ;~;
i started homestuck when i was 10? 11ish and after all of this confusion pain suffering and torment it makes me glad that that i can see this i doubt understanding is possible for homestuck without costing some parts of yourself but seeing this makes me not need understanding or closure. i am just glad that i can see them be happy.
Okay but the ending made me almost cry. Like, God yes.
when jade talks about dave all i can think about is the epilogues and i'm gonna CRY POOR GIRL
it was confirmed 14 volumes!
So we got 8 with all of the kids and maybe two trolls per volume with the other 6???
demolition_lover that or just half the trolls (the alive ones)
Dylan Mohan holy shit AND 20 characters???? I refuse to ignore this thank you for the knowledge
You were transported to the part in act 5/6 where Aradia and Sollux go to the green sun to meet the rest of the living characters
Well Joey and Jude are the true children of Jake so technically they are all step siblings.
Now how is Doctor Scratch gonna fuck this one up for us?
The crew´s all together. THE FOUR FRIENDS IN ONE PLACE!!
fuck now i remember the familial tendency of the harleyberts to shove down their negative feelings and distract themselves instead of dealing with them
tHE REASON IT TURNED RED WAS BECAUSE OF THE MILES
AND NOBODY ESCAPES THE MILES
Rebuild of Friendvangelion: You can (not) sburb
“in some podunk town called Hauntswitch”
hOLD ON FUCKING WHAT-
I want to fucking cry. I love this so much
sburb still happened because of trolls ig? or maybe its like sburb existing before they come to it like with the denizens of the planets having to do their thing and jade still having her dream self?
I think that Dave is bi tho? Like, in the epilogues he was busy being in love with Karkat which lead him to believing he was gay. But when I played his route he seemed to be in serious denial of both his feelings for jade and john
Also, the whole "safari hat" quote from jades route has some flirtatious connotations. Ya boy has definitely liked her at some point and probably would have continued to if Dave never met Karkat.
Poor Jade :(
i have to prepare myself for the fact something horrible is probably going to happen like fucking ult!dirk or some shit at the end because this is homestuck and we all know homestuck will never give us a fucking break from this nightmare and im scared to see how this non-sburb timeline ends up so we should absorb the happy sleepover ending while we still can
...welp, time to create a wig that length
Happy Birthday Nox 👏👏👏
Doodles doesn’t wake up till 12, same, that’s the mood man
It’s not that Dave didn’t want to date Jade because he was gay, because he’s actually Bisexual. He didn’t want to date her because he genuinely didn’t have feelings for her, at least not anymore. And also he had very strong feelings for Karkat, and I know from experience that you can’t just drop a crush for another.
Imagine if the homestuck player actually narated everything out loud.
im wondering if bro is no longer possessed by lil cal if you fucked the timeline, so he actually is a decent bro now, as in at least refrains from beating the shit out of him, and instead just watches him with cams
Dave is bi bro
important heroic end more like MSPAR Becomes A Dirk Kinnie
and then gets beat up by dirk
26:05
I won't lie when I say that I just want to in this moment of the video just put my hands on the sides of Jade's face and just kiss her forehead.
The urge to dad is great and I just want to see this baby girl smile!!!
Small brain: John is blushing because he has a trans awakening.
Big brain: John blushes because there a cute girl right beside him.
Galaxy brain: John is blushing because he thinks Dave is cute.
Universe brain: John is blushing because he likes Jade ans doesn't know they are related.
Multiverse brain: John likes Rose
omg this is PERFECT
The good end shall now be my background
Also my Eardrums every time you shout into the mic ;-; rip other headphone users
everything's fine but where are the little colorful reminder rings? maybe she doesn't need them anymore
Best ending ever best ending ever omg
I'm so satisfied
OMG I LOVE THIS MUSIC
i wonder how all three of them managed to go back home from jade's island without teleportation........
Happy birthday, Nox!! :)
So...The fabric of reality bends to the story....The fuck
Theory time!! The Timeline was split in two as a self correction paradox, That's why Jack was like that, They visited the timeline with them playing the game instead of them failing to play it which is why the trolls stopped talking to them also the meteors as well.
Roach and some others mentioned Aradia
JADE TIME I LOVE HER
@Ryan must've been when the main cast left them behind after [S] Cascade
oh no im crying
Favorite moment is 1:12:20
1:24:26 OHH ..my babies!
1:06:04 *WOO WOO*
But in this timeline they'll never figure out that they are ecto siblings
You can't escape the miles
this is chill
Hey now let's not forget in the epilogues Dave admitted that he does like Jade he just he's not sure if he's like fully gay or if he's bi. Which either is fine like personally do to some of the things that happened in the epilogue I like to think that Dave is bi and that the reason him and Jay didn't work out was because of well won the candy timeline already being chaotic and that driving him and Karkat away and in the other timeline Dirk was f****** s*** up otherwise I think that we might have gotten our space time polygamy relationship like Jade suggested
what is her theme spelling? i know at some point it counts but i think i hear it spelling something out?
wait, but that transportalizer is supposed to lead to the alpha kids prospit????
It did...
@@literallyn01imp0rtant i meant alpha kids dksjdisjdid
They’re *technically* the same Prospit, because of the way the scratch works.
Tiahja Lahr Again, no??? Those transportalizers are how Grandpa went into the beta session.
So, is this like the Alpha Universe? Where the kids don’t play the game, and then years later the alpha kids come into play? Is this the backstory of what happened before Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk? I feel like it is.
i like when Mr_M29 hop in the chat and say something funny theyre so handsome actually theyre mY DAD
I'm crying, God damnit
Pretty damn good
Hey yo? Hey yo??! HEY YO ARADIA SAID DOUCHE BAG WHEN SHES NEVER SWORN IN CANON, AM I ABOUT TO FIGHT? ITS NOT EVEN HER CHAPTER YET AND OH. B O Y-
1:03:35 Atta girl!
puppy!!!!!
jaaaaadeee
Watching this in 2021 after the fall of pogchamp smh
Wahoo I love Jade
Dave ain’t gay he’s bi
Eh. Maybe. Honestly, there's a lot of implications hes gay. He's canonly had feelings for both Karkat and John, but his feelings for Terezi or even Jade had never really been strong or that explicit; it very well couldve been comp-heterosexuality, since when he claims to like them hes obviously having problems with his sexuality and internalized homophobia.
Shiloh 9558 I mean, he (through davepeta) kissed jade of his own free will and (epilogue spoilers ahead) married jade in the epilogues, I’d say he definitely had feelings (and genuine feelings, not comphet feelings) for Jade. He also routinely calls Jane “john’s hot mom” (and this isn’t irony (or not entirely, at least), he just had a Freudian slip and it stuck). In the pesterquest route, he’s using his attraction to Jade to prove to himself that he’s not gay, partially due to 2009 internalised homophobia, but also because he doesn’t even realise being bi is an option (again, 2009 internalised homophobia would mean he doesn’t even bother learning about it)
@@FlamingLily Ah yeah, i had forgotten about that, but him marrying Jade doesnt exactly back up your point. I agree that hes bi now that youve refreshed my memory, buuut he didnt have any sexual or romantic feelings for Jade whatsoever in the epilogues. He married Jade because he felt that he was forced to and didnt want to hurt her. At the end of the epilogues, he even says he thinks hes gay.
@@FlamingLily Its clear he had feelings for Karkat, not Jade, during the epilogues. Their marriage was an unrequited thing from Jade.
Shiloh 9558 I don’t think he had no feelings for Jade at all, it’s clear that he does have feelings for her and isn’t just trying to keep her happy, I think what’s happened is that Dave has stronger feelings for Karkat though, and wasn’t able to convey them before he married jade.
DEATH
Notification squad whats up!
Dave isn’t gay tho he’s bi
Yeah, but here's the thing, bi people eventually pick a side.
bi-himself