I meet two IRL friends on a server a few years back and had my share of fun with the two until they both got unconscious at the same time and got "attacked" by the infected. 😅🤣
Ive been on multiple offical servers on xbox this past year. And this is something i see all the time. Geared players build bases there and run the coast killing fresh spawns. We kill them and they come right back with alt accounts.
Yep. That's Xbox in a nutshell. Gear hoarding/duping, old gen console cheap tricks like XRaying through walls, and +5 other accounts to deal with when you kill a person. 😂
The coastal cities have a lot of nail spawns and i industrial spawns which is nice for base builders so I frequent the coast as a geared player. I always try to have a shotgun load it with rubber slugs for freshies. I tie em up, and always share some spare food and water then I leave them.
You got it down dude, this game was made for this. Ultimately I am better at surviving than combat, but thats why this game is so good, cause you can accomplish your goals without combat if you choose. Been playing this game for a long time and am glad people are still enjoying it.
The first one... yeah I actually did it yesterday to a group of 3, one was like "hey" as he was holding a deagle in his hands and I managed to corner myself to the point that if he was heavy punched once he would be stuck then knocked him out after that his two budies came running in lile 30 seconds later to get hit by landmines
Lol this is wonderful, you're the reason why no one can trust anyone in DayZ 🤣🤣 love it, the land mine, the gas bottle and finish it off with the "you're bugged" trap. Well done 🙏
There is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average human being to supply any given army on any given day and the best at murder are those who preach against it and the best at hate are those who preach love and the best at war finally are those who preach peace
Literally died last night after finishing a base gate in svergino to a cold. Got up today in a mid east spawn, let myself die and respawn to svetlojarsk. My first action was to gas canister a zombie. Got up. Ran to a garage row and immediately ran into a player asking if I wanted (or used a grenade). Followed him for 20 ft and realized he was asking. 30 meters away I seen another player (pretty obvious with the first guy) punching a zombie, so I proceed to join forces with the zombie and punch the player. Couldn't land a hit so ran and hid in a building while they killed my agrod zombies. I ended up running back to base but lord of I'm not a simple minded human human 😂
Polvo please link your musics used in video. 115 I know from siegman bo1 but the hell2:20 which music is this I ve heared it too often but i dont remember the name.
✌️ I was expecting to see the "I got struck by lightening" guy in this video after the "radiator blew up and killed me" guy... something to look forward to. 🤣✌️ great video!
Thanks for the video bro Merry Christmas ⛄
Thank u so much! Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays! 🙏🤘
Bro the dude just reading in the background at the end is everything lol
That was me prefinesse77 I lit boi up and took my buddy stuff back
Especially his first line “There was a lot of treachery…”
That’s what I was gonna say 🤣
There is nothing more depraved than a fresh spawn in the depths of a loot binge
I see what you did there...Raoul Duke 😉
Dude I literally just finished reading that book yesterday what a coincidence
We can’t stop here… this is freshie country
Polvo's trolling is on another level
It's pretty zesty aye.
Fr tho!
This video simply could not be better in any way lmao, the random poetry in the outro is the most day z thing ever and it’s wonderful.
Dude the way you where edging this guy's death, just to explode him at the end was hilarious.
Stimpee level of trolling.
Damn, these just keep getting better and better! Have a great holiday Polvo !
Likewise bro thank you!
most goated dayZ content creator bro, much love
Thank you! Happy Holidays 🙏
That derringer shot on the driver was immaculate
This has to be my favorite video you’ve ever made. I genuinely laughed when he logged back in and you blew up the explosive.
Great video! The dude with the poetry at the end had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
The most frowned upon thing is all that 3rd person peeking 😭😭😭
Good thing it's a video game
I remember that name from somewhere are you by chance an admin on !++ on console
The dude continuing to reed poetry while the explosion goes off seals it
Zesty out here shootin' fuggin *L A Z E R B E A M S!*
I've never seen someone try so hard to keep someone alive just to try twice as hard to kill them
"I knew it was too good to be true" 🤣
Dude your comedy in editing is genius level.
youre probably my fave dayz youtuber. editing is on point
🙏🙏
Only now I realized he started reading Charles Bukowski's Genius Of The Crowd in the End XD
When the metal started playing I almost spit out my drink all over my chicks face.
THE COAST SATISFIES THE MOST - Sauly
Bro the fable sound effects and soundtracks are so nostalgic
I like how he added cod zombies music when dude was running into PD Lmao right now haha
That damn poetry dude who goes on the PD mic LOL
That was diabolical. Well done, my friend.
2:10 lmao gotta love the 115
Amazing video bro. The editing is insane!
I meet two IRL friends on a server a few years back and had my share of fun with the two until they both got unconscious at the same time and got "attacked" by the infected. 😅🤣
Bruh, why can’t two fully geared, oblivious guys drive a car towards me when I’m on the coast? All I find is low gears trying to fill me with IJ’s
The first 15 seconds earned an instant sub 😭🔥😂
That timing was flawless boom then the guy reads poetry lmao! It was meant to be.
The poetry at the end 😆
Bro died doing what he loved most: looting while getting “shot”
Ive been on multiple offical servers on xbox this past year. And this is something i see all the time. Geared players build bases there and run the coast killing fresh spawns. We kill them and they come right back with alt accounts.
Yep. That's Xbox in a nutshell. Gear hoarding/duping, old gen console cheap tricks like XRaying through walls, and +5 other accounts to deal with when you kill a person. 😂
Walter, we need to hit NWAF Walter, we need to get geared
As a guy only two days into the game, I feel horrible for these guys.
This video. Is life. Lol I'm dying of laughter
That cod music I’m the background got me dyin💀💀
Bro. The audio design of this video is top tier. Love the black ops zombies 🧟♂️ references 👌
This made my day.
This has got to be one of the best ones yet! Great work man! 👏
I consider this a Christmas present thank-you great stuff 👍
The poem was on target.
Polvo has the most entertaining Dayz videos
Easily one of the best videos I've seen. Super entertaining and top notch editing! 👍
this video had me all pumped up
The Walter white meme kills me
I'm new to the channel. Love this. You're literally keeping them alive to torture them continuously. 😂
The guy in the background reading poetry over the PA was the icing on the cake.
You are going to hell I'm afraid. 😃
Hahahah everything was great, the set up , the improvisation, adjusting to change and the execution. Fuking CHEF'S KISS *MUAHH* 🤌
Bro was so helpless 😂
At 1:00. Omg that Halloween music kicked in perfectly. Great fucking editing
The coastal cities have a lot of nail spawns and i industrial spawns which is nice for base builders so I frequent the coast as a geared player. I always try to have a shotgun load it with rubber slugs for freshies. I tie em up, and always share some spare food and water then I leave them.
Alright Josef Fritzl
that car theft/banditry was awesome :D cheers! I missed this stream, looks like it was juicy!
Thank you brother! 🤘
Something magical just happened here
You got it down dude, this game was made for this. Ultimately I am better at surviving than combat, but thats why this game is so good, cause you can accomplish your goals without combat if you choose. Been playing this game for a long time and am glad people are still enjoying it.
(bomb explodes) -> proceeds to read poetry
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NEVER STOP MAKING VIDEOS HOMIE ABSOLUTE GOLD EVER SINGLE SEC OF EACH VIDEO BRO
5:54
This Guy Trying To Dance Hhhhhhhh
I thought this was gonna be a short meme but it was a 10 minute video instead, I was pleasantly surprised.
Saw this one on live stream… hilarious 😂
The first one... yeah I actually did it yesterday to a group of 3, one was like "hey" as he was holding a deagle in his hands and I managed to corner myself to the point that if he was heavy punched once he would be stuck then knocked him out after that his two budies came running in lile 30 seconds later to get hit by landmines
Just found my new favourite dayz creator, I was sold once I heard all the Fable sound tracks 😌
I just rage quit the game and then started watching this video and immediately turned Dayz back on lol. God damn you!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you the reason I'm always scared of people in day z
Lol this is wonderful, you're the reason why no one can trust anyone in DayZ 🤣🤣 love it, the land mine, the gas bottle and finish it off with the "you're bugged" trap. Well done 🙏
protip, fill them guns in a bag, and just dash it in the sea and you can collect it an hour or two later.
This is absolutely hilarious 😂
The hand was hilarious 😆
Absolutely based and so hilarious haha. Love watching these vids. This is why DayZ never gets old.
2:05 i know this song but cant remember its title someone please help
AHA-Take on me
@@spittle97 it 115 by Elena siegman and keven sherwood
Yo bro you had me pissing myself laughing. Great content man. New subscriber
Ur dayz meme are the best man lmao
Man, you're The DayZ Devil LOL
"It's in the pants guys, it's in the pants"
There is enough treachery, hatred violence absurdity in the average
human being to supply any given army on any given day
and the best at murder are those who preach against it
and the best at hate are those who preach love
and the best at war finally are those who preach peace
I just noticed this is what he was reading lol
Best Dayz video to date!!😂😂😂😂
damn broken bottle suppressor still doing my head in. grr lol. this was so funny during the live stream but this edit makes it F'n Funny as F!
Some of the most ( Dayz ) moments in a DayZ video i have ever seen.
Was great seeing this on stream
man took his pants 😂😂😂
Thumbs up for Walter White lmaooo
This has got to be my favourite video so far 😂
Literally died last night after finishing a base gate in svergino to a cold. Got up today in a mid east spawn, let myself die and respawn to svetlojarsk. My first action was to gas canister a zombie. Got up. Ran to a garage row and immediately ran into a player asking if I wanted (or used a grenade). Followed him for 20 ft and realized he was asking. 30 meters away I seen another player (pretty obvious with the first guy) punching a zombie, so I proceed to join forces with the zombie and punch the player. Couldn't land a hit so ran and hid in a building while they killed my agrod zombies. I ended up running back to base but lord of I'm not a simple minded human human 😂
This whole vid has me dying bro 😆
Goddamn this ending made me laugh so fucking hard.. just brilliant madness!
Gal dang, even more friendly than rust.
this is it ! this is the one that made me subscribe and im so glad i did
Polvo please link your musics used in video. 115 I know from siegman bo1 but the hell2:20 which music is this I ve heared it too often but i dont remember the name.
✌️ I was expecting to see the "I got struck by lightening" guy in this video after the "radiator blew up and killed me" guy... something to look forward to. 🤣✌️ great video!
🤣🤣
You sound like such a nice, innocent young man, but you hide a devil inside!
straight sub for the intro 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
This guy is a real life genius with this dayz sh*t😂! The editing, shots, and fights🫵🏾
Hahahaha he gave him gas and he drink it all the way
It just got better..and better..and better
This was beautiful
Dude, this is some of the best editing I’ve ever seen
Jesus the lengths you went through to troll. Beautiful lol
I fu**in’ LOVE it when the heavy metal kicks in 🤘😎
I was not expecting that Fable music