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  • @WeirdHistory
    @WeirdHistory 5 лет назад +418

    What are some topics you would like Weird History to cover?

    • @mr.willie9578
      @mr.willie9578 5 лет назад +18

      Weird History odd moments in football 🏈

    • @WeShareTheSameAir
      @WeShareTheSameAir 5 лет назад +10

      NOW TELL ME, HOW I'M 'POSED TO ANSWER DIS QUESTION WHEN YOU OVER HERE ACTIN' LIKE YOU AIN'T ENJOY LATE NIGHTS AT COLONIAL DINER AFTER PAINSTAKINGLY DECIDIN' ON THE FINAL SENTIMENT TO ADD TO YA SCRAPBOOK, SHAWTY DOO-WOP?

    • @FFTT
      @FFTT 5 лет назад +44

      The Spanish Inquisition ! Because nobody expects it.

    • @WeShareTheSameAir
      @WeShareTheSameAir 5 лет назад +8

      @@FFTT ERRYBODY EXPECT THAT JOINT.

    • @goodtitle686
      @goodtitle686 5 лет назад +28

      Ancient greece in 480 bc. Beacuse it was humanity's golden age and it had awesome people like Sokrates, Perikles, Hippokrates etc.

  • @LowBudgetHistory
    @LowBudgetHistory 5 лет назад +3953

    Pirates are neat. Glad I could join in their ranks when I downloaded a song from a sketchy website back in 2006. They've really dropped the threshold for entry.

    • @WeShareTheSameAir
      @WeShareTheSameAir 5 лет назад +35

      NAH SON THEY AIN'T NEAT, THEY STAY LEAVIN" CHEEZIT CRUMBS ALL OVA THE CRIB.

    • @PilotAwe
      @PilotAwe 5 лет назад +62

      You wouldn't download a fucking car?!

    • @WillBlindYouWithLight
      @WillBlindYouWithLight 5 лет назад +29

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣 in like 99 it was better. Nobody was mad yet and Napster was free. Ahhhhhh the good days.

    • @coryobrien8154
      @coryobrien8154 5 лет назад +3

      Did u go back and edit that joke to make it even fukn cornier???

    • @ella17734
      @ella17734 5 лет назад +17

      😂 Pirates are now hackers
      Mercenaries are now attorneys
      C'mon people, keep up with the times...
      Until you run into an old school pirate or mercenary.... 👺

  • @JBTriple8
    @JBTriple8 5 лет назад +1195

    "...Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
    ―Jack Sparrow

    • @huntinfishin7816
      @huntinfishin7816 5 лет назад +52

      Capitan Jack Sparrow

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 5 лет назад +4

      @@huntinfishin7816 I like your name

    • @rawfish864
      @rawfish864 3 года назад +8

      *sigh* Captain.. Jack Sparrow.

    • @brodieroomojo
      @brodieroomojo 3 года назад

      a lot of slave ships were taken to sell off the slaves as well, from what ive read

    • @winterfox0734
      @winterfox0734 3 года назад +1

      Yes sometimes it’s a jar of dirt

  • @wthMerhaba
    @wthMerhaba 5 лет назад +750

    I find it fascinating that some pirates in history essentially became their own nation-states, just on water. They had their own laws, customs, and diplomatic relations with different sovereigns. They would conduct raids on their enemies and enter into alliances with their friends. I'm sure they were less centralized than the average land-based state, but regardless, the fact that they did all this is such an interesting take on the more traditional model of statecraft/governance. The pirates around Pentos around the time of Mithridates acted like this, or Ching Shih's pirates in Qin China also comes to mind.

    • @Bluebelle51
      @Bluebelle51 5 лет назад +8

      they had Port Royal for a long time too, so sort of land based

    • @thisuserisfoxxy
      @thisuserisfoxxy 5 лет назад +5

      Bluebelle51 yeah a lot of pirates would meet up there, they say that’s why it sunk bcuz there were so many sinners there

    • @Bluebelle51
      @Bluebelle51 5 лет назад +7

      @@thisuserisfoxxy no, it sunk because of an earthquake, and it was built on sand, nothing supernatural about it at all
      (Lisbon was hit with a worse one, the Cathedral was flattened)

    • @thisuserisfoxxy
      @thisuserisfoxxy 5 лет назад +11

      Bluebelle51 I know but I’m talking about the story that the people told me when I visited, chill everyone knows about the earthquake that hit in the 17th century -_-

    • @Bluebelle51
      @Bluebelle51 5 лет назад +3

      @@thisuserisfoxxy whoopsie, I'm afraid my sarcasm meter is on the blink today ..............

  • @kari7403
    @kari7403 5 лет назад +448

    "That's somewhere between $20,000 to.... $600,000."
    Lol. Thanks for narrowing down that estimation for me, so precisely. Haha. That was awesome.

    • @stephans1990
      @stephans1990 4 года назад +13

      The thing is; it's really hard, there are two ways to determine the worth of something from many hundreds of years back; following the official inflation numbers, you might come to an amount closer to 20K USD, but to put into perspective how much that was compared to the average man's wage or wealth of today, you would have to imagine an amount of 600K.

    • @GinaWelsh
      @GinaWelsh 4 года назад +4

      Maybe it depends on the currency? 😂

  • @savagejackson5757
    @savagejackson5757 4 года назад +788

    This still doesn’t explain why the rum is gone

    • @docrofreborn7497
      @docrofreborn7497 4 года назад +9

      Yes... but I do believe it had someth’n ta do with them *points at a quiet crewmember, gazing over the horizon* they smell... weird... like soap, not like rum and rat... like... *a woman.*

    • @gshsjdjxjfdjdidjdjfjfjkf5321
      @gshsjdjxjfdjdidjdjfjfjkf5321 3 года назад +4

      Burning coconut, white sand and a lady

  • @youtubecommentposter5704
    @youtubecommentposter5704 5 лет назад +1143

    Everything was fine until I heard "syringe in his urethra"

    • @philip6419
      @philip6419 4 года назад +53

      It needled the crew.

    • @yoips4059
      @yoips4059 4 года назад +17

      Why tho? Asking for a friend...

    • @yoips4059
      @yoips4059 4 года назад +6

      Never mind haha

    • @Ernest_XX
      @Ernest_XX 4 года назад +12

      r/sounding

    • @wangjangler596
      @wangjangler596 4 года назад +27

      Yeah they used to chuck mercury up there to fix their syphilitic dicks

  • @spacelinx
    @spacelinx 5 лет назад +1223

    One interesting tidbit about pirate culture: in an era when blacks were enslaved by the Europeans, they were actually free and treated as equals within the pirate ships and communities.

    • @austinkonrad
      @austinkonrad 5 лет назад +42

      Same on whaleing fleets.

    • @carlosrosa8114
      @carlosrosa8114 4 года назад +57

      rastafish420 I doubt that they didn’t

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 4 года назад +109

      That was pretty typical in all sea faring trades of the time, oddly enough. Race was a thing for the land lovers, I suppose. :)

    • @tarrker
      @tarrker 4 года назад +7

      @rastafish420 nope.

    • @jamiami3804
      @jamiami3804 4 года назад +4

      If they didn't they would only be black pirates, 😂

  • @nephene00
    @nephene00 5 лет назад +348

    (talking about gay pirates) "- a special, serious sort of SEAMENSHIP."
    I see what you did there. Bravo!

    • @Amaya313
      @Amaya313 5 лет назад +5

      Was looking for this. I'm surprised not that many comments mention it.

    • @justina249
      @justina249 3 года назад +2

      I got it. Lol

  • @dingo588
    @dingo588 5 лет назад +700

    Why are pirates called pirates?? They just Arrrrrrr.... 😳

    • @Demonmixer
      @Demonmixer 5 лет назад +8

      Privateers...

    • @WeShareTheSameAir
      @WeShareTheSameAir 5 лет назад +4

      DEY CALLED "DEM DEEP DICKIN BOYZ" BY THEIR SMELLY OL FLOPPY MEATS RUININ' ERRY CITY THEY PILLAGE.

    • @WeShareTheSameAir
      @WeShareTheSameAir 5 лет назад +1

      @Lochness Monsta NESSY YOU KEEP SPEAKIN LIKE THAT AND IM FINNA MAKE YOU A 5 COURSE MEAL, PAPA BRAKESHOEZ

    • @joeyfisher3838
      @joeyfisher3838 5 лет назад

      Get out

    • @matthewwilliams1212
      @matthewwilliams1212 5 лет назад

      Because they're Pirates... Duh.? Just kidding LOL

  • @withnail-and-i
    @withnail-and-i 5 лет назад +80

    It's a good day when the algorithm brings you an unknown quality channel that's right up your alley!!!

  • @kenxclout
    @kenxclout 5 лет назад +2284

    What's a pirate's favourite letter?
    You'd think it'd be "R", but their first love is always the "C"

    • @stick9078
      @stick9078 5 лет назад +46

      Ruined that one... Didn't know you could make a dad joke worse.

    • @WeShareTheSameAir
      @WeShareTheSameAir 5 лет назад +17

      F FOR FIND DAT FLOPPY OL' COCK

    • @karenfromfinasse8430
      @karenfromfinasse8430 5 лет назад +2

      Damn, that was funny

    • @gimbiyarus
      @gimbiyarus 5 лет назад +6

      Ken Fulton {Baby Elder} Thought i’d sea a pirate before I see a paternity court commenter on here😆

    • @toxicflour833
      @toxicflour833 5 лет назад +2

      Was that suppose to be a joke? Or you just tellin us?

  • @HjCrawford
    @HjCrawford 5 лет назад +219

    I cant believe how much Im enjoying all these terrible Dad-jokes about Pirates 🤦

  • @surabhi_kumari
    @surabhi_kumari 5 лет назад +617

    " Sorry to see you there but if you'd fought like a man, you would not have been hanged like a dog. "
    Sounds so savage and badass 👏 .

    • @xenalin1
      @xenalin1 5 лет назад +21

      I especially like how she waited until after he was arrested by several other men and was on the brink of being hanged.

    • @bootstrap52
      @bootstrap52 4 года назад +13

      The thots were doing us dirty even back in the day 😂😭

    • @jcp1756
      @jcp1756 4 года назад +4

      oh yeah. there's no account of what happened to mary or anne after their surrender but they were the only ones fighting on board their ship as calico jack surrendered

    • @lalboimanlun1230
      @lalboimanlun1230 4 года назад +7

      I don't know the whole story but sounds like the worst back stabbing. Especially a female insulting a man's pride just before he's hanged.

    • @straightouttamydadsballs
      @straightouttamydadsballs 4 года назад

      YaAaAsS GuRl stfu

  • @SupaKO0paTr0Opa
    @SupaKO0paTr0Opa 5 лет назад +245

    “East? I thought you said Weast”
    - Patrick Star

  • @totsiee3603
    @totsiee3603 5 лет назад +174

    "I've got a jar of dirt"

    • @katichu
      @katichu 5 лет назад +14

      "And guess what's inside it?"

    • @lornae8683
      @lornae8683 3 года назад +1

      @@katichu 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @goblinjuice8293
      @goblinjuice8293 3 года назад +1

      "AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT!? "

  • @cloud_monkey422
    @cloud_monkey422 5 лет назад +811

    What did the lesbian pirate say to the other lesbian pirate?
    Yarr matey, scissor me timbers

    • @abelstrd
      @abelstrd 5 лет назад +7

      HA 😃!!!

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 5 лет назад +9

      Abel and old lesbians are dull scissors

    • @missylou725
      @missylou725 4 года назад +5

      Unnecessary apostrophe, but good joke!

    • @collinhennessy3190
      @collinhennessy3190 4 года назад +30

      What did the gay pirate say to the other?
      Yarr matey, I'm gonna plunder your booty.

    • @thecryptochaser3945
      @thecryptochaser3945 3 года назад +5

      What did the pirate say to the bulimic hooker? Heeeeve Hoooooeeeee!!!

  • @Bhubnipz
    @Bhubnipz 3 года назад +34

    “Blackbeard scared the absolute shit out of everyone”

  • @aedanranson1092
    @aedanranson1092 5 лет назад +2448

    gay pirates, this is what i subscribed for

    • @Callsign_Prophet
      @Callsign_Prophet 5 лет назад +11

      Hey... not gay

    • @aedanranson1092
      @aedanranson1092 5 лет назад +5

      @Wandy Wexler Weslon O n E J o k E

    • @57badarse
      @57badarse 5 лет назад +65

      Arrr we be looting that booty mate!

    • @augustusschrader6693
      @augustusschrader6693 5 лет назад +35

      ITS A MYTH! There’s no actual evidence for this idea that pirates were gay earlier than the rest of America

    • @zorken123
      @zorken123 5 лет назад +13

      @@milkknife X marks the booty

  • @moonshinerman
    @moonshinerman 3 года назад +35

    It makes sense about the eye patch being used to preserve night vision. There is a chemical in the eye known as visual purple which gives you better night vision. The longer you keep the eye covered, the more visual purple you will accumulate. The rods in the eye have a slight night vision capability but you have to shift your eyes back and forth so the rods come into play. If you stare in one spot too long the image bleaches out and turns white. I also have heard it speculated that some pirates WERE blind in one eye from using a sextant. It is a navigational tool that has a small telescope on it Sighting in on the North star at night you could find out your location. During the day however, you had to use the sun instead of the north star. Modern day sextants have filters to protect your eye but I doubt if they had them back then. Might have been the cause of some blind pirates.

    • @Hartleymolly
      @Hartleymolly 2 года назад +5

      woah, that’s some bad ass knowledge. Thanks mate 🍻

    • @Lewmungous
      @Lewmungous 2 года назад

      Rhodopsin, actually learned about this in a shooting school.

  • @samahita-vca
    @samahita-vca 5 лет назад +324

    I downloaded tens of movies using campus wi-fi. Fight me I'm an awesome pirate too!

    • @mikeanderson4346
      @mikeanderson4346 5 лет назад +7

      reported for theft

    • @samahita-vca
      @samahita-vca 5 лет назад +27

      @@mikeanderson4346 Theft? What am I? A pre-teen from downtown Detroit? It's called piracy.

    • @nelmor9481
      @nelmor9481 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @Komotau4691
      @Komotau4691 5 лет назад

      No you are just nerd :D

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek 5 лет назад +5

      if you've seen my utorrent dude... officially its clean, unofficially... well...

  • @reapersritehand
    @reapersritehand 5 лет назад +723

    What's a pirate's worst nightmare?
    A sunkin chest and no booty

  • @erickluviano981
    @erickluviano981 4 года назад +76

    Another interesting fact, some pirates had special abilities from eating certain rare fruits which gave them unbelievable power at the cost of losing their ability to swim.

    • @thetonesofnotes83
      @thetonesofnotes83 2 года назад +6

      it is said that this trade is held with the devil himself as the provider of the fruit, and the witness too.

    • @proto3596
      @proto3596 2 года назад +6

      NOOOOOOO YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

    • @Mausyboi
      @Mausyboi 2 года назад +5

      Gum gum

    • @danybey1920
      @danybey1920 Год назад +1

      Wait luffy and ace can't swim😮

    • @MonaLisaFire
      @MonaLisaFire Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @neighborhoodtatum6801
    @neighborhoodtatum6801 4 года назад +56

    when I was younger and acting up my parents would say “I’m gonna keelhaul you!!” and I never knew what it meant until now. That’s the weirdest threat 🤔

    • @vanhelsing1925
      @vanhelsing1925 3 года назад +3

      "Draw and quarter", "tar and feather", "boil in oil", "seal you in a room", etc.

    • @kanethompson708
      @kanethompson708 3 года назад

      🤨

    • @lornae8683
      @lornae8683 3 года назад +1

      Your parents are soooo bad ass!

    • @terhisomersalo8588
      @terhisomersalo8588 2 года назад

      Sounds like a rough period of time for you :/

  • @gavinji
    @gavinji 5 лет назад +51

    Yooooo. You didnt mention Ching Shih who is probably one of the baddest pirates bar none.

    • @ReportsOnChina
      @ReportsOnChina 3 года назад +1

      “One of” “bar none”... ummm

  • @sassycraftysagittarius.
    @sassycraftysagittarius. 5 лет назад +119

    What happened when blue beard fell in the red Sea? He was marooned 😂😜 I'll sea myself out🤷

  • @oscarr_1455
    @oscarr_1455 4 года назад +70

    "In a world without gold, we could have been hero's"- edward teach

  • @AustinKloud
    @AustinKloud 5 лет назад +106

    So the line- “I’m here to plunder your booty” wasn’t just some Hollywood fan fiction in a bad movie? Gotcha

    • @kipjusten7263
      @kipjusten7263 4 года назад

      Commentator it’s a joke

    • @johngrepo9976
      @johngrepo9976 3 года назад

      A solid phrase to use as you walk into the strip club..

  • @JimRFF
    @JimRFF 5 лет назад +17

    Being a big fan of pirate history myself, this video was very entertaining but I did already know all of those things xD
    One thing that I am pretty surprised about, they *didn't* mention that pirates pioneered democracy; about a century before the American or French revolutions, it was common practice for pirate crews to elect their captains and on many ships it was also accepted that any man could, at any time that wasn't during battle, challenge the captain for leadership and a vote would be held. Another surprisingly egalitarian area of historical piracy was the division of loot by shares, which were given out according to rank and importance to the function of the ship... if I recall correctly, traditionally captain and quartermaster both get two shares, other officers including non-combat specialists like surgeons and cooks as well as people in particularly dangerous roles get one-and-a-half shares, and the general crew get one share. It's a surprisingly fair and respectful way of dividing treasure for a group of people who are so often characterized as greedy, selfish thieves (though to be fair, they did do a lot of pretty mean things to get their hands on the treasure to begin with haha)

    • @mannysr67
      @mannysr67 2 года назад

      If you knew so much about pirates that this brought you nothing new, then why don’t you know that the democracy thing is played out in EVERY pirate lesson out there? We didn’t want to hear it again. And BTW they didn’t pioneer democracy.

  • @roxylius7550
    @roxylius7550 5 лет назад +71

    "Seamanship" no pun intended :)

  • @Mindful_Configuration
    @Mindful_Configuration 4 года назад +8

    And I quote "Blackbeard scared the absolute shit outta everyone".. weird history..keep doing your thing man I love it

  • @DeltaJim
    @DeltaJim 4 года назад +68

    "Some men managed to survive being marooned. Another pirate crew might discover and rescue them."
    Or, in the case of Charles Vane, a British vessel found and rescued him... then realized who he was and arrested him for piracy.

  • @Rhiannonganon
    @Rhiannonganon 3 года назад +7

    "you are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
    "But you have heard of me"
    Love those films !!

  • @brettspires7746
    @brettspires7746 5 лет назад +28

    *Interesting, factual, and straightforward video as usual*
    comments section: "Gay pirates?"

  • @suzyjacuzzi6791
    @suzyjacuzzi6791 5 лет назад +40

    “Strike your colors, you braisen wench, no need to expose your superstructure.”

  • @candybearGaming
    @candybearGaming 5 лет назад +30

    You left out the part when Anne Bonny and her friend Mary went to jail instead of being hanged along with Calico Jack because they were both pregnant with his children. They both died in jail before their babies were even born.

    • @cfruge444
      @cfruge444 5 лет назад

      I remember that.

    • @mikaelafox6106
      @mikaelafox6106 5 лет назад +4

      That’s a sad end.

    • @johngrepo9976
      @johngrepo9976 3 года назад +2

      Arrrr..pirate babies!

    • @themagicminstrels476
      @themagicminstrels476 2 года назад

      @@mikaelafox6106 meh they sounded like a couple of bitches

    • @CountessKitten
      @CountessKitten Год назад +1

      Not true. Mary and her baby DID die of fever, shortly after she'd birthed the baby.
      Anne Bonny did NOT die, birthed her child and is thought to have went back to her parents in The Carolinas

  • @jaybirdjetwings7516
    @jaybirdjetwings7516 5 лет назад +41

    Pirates were like the original gangsters

  • @ligmabowls1230
    @ligmabowls1230 4 года назад +10

    i'm surprised how accurate ac black flag really is... black beard actually says something like "at 40 cannons I stopped counting" when he talks about the queen annes revenge

    • @JerKKeR
      @JerKKeR 2 года назад +3

      I'm currently replaying black flag and there's actually much more than just that.
      Stede Bonnet, the merchant guy Edward meets right after he killed Walpole in the very beginning of the game was a real person and he actually worked for Blackbeard for a small time.
      The argument between Hornigold and Blackbeard in the game was real too. Ben Hornigold actually took the pardon of the king and retired, whereas Blackbeard was just getting started.
      The mission where you get medicine for Blackbeard is real too. Although it happened differently Blackbeard actually did take hostages and waited days for the medicine.
      One more thing about Blackbeard and Hornigold is that they plundered the Concord together and made an agreement that Hornigold keeps the riches while Blackbeard keeps the ship which he then ultimately turned into the Queen Anne's Revenge.
      The drunk captain that harassed Anne Bonny at the tavern was actually her husband. And the fact that she worked in a tavern to disguise herself was also a real thing. So was the fact that Mary and Anne announced their pregnancy during their trial. Mary actually died in the prison while Anne was freed (just not by the assassins)
      This also applies to all assassin's Creed games. Rodrigo Borgia who's Ezio's main target in Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood actually existed and he became a pope at some point too just like in the game.
      And when the Notre Dame burned down in 2019 they actually used the renderings from Assassin's Creed Unity for reconstruction as it was the most detailed blueprint that was left
      Nassau actually was a pirate republic irl. It was the third one after Tortuga and Port Royal failed.

  • @bogonanaz9404
    @bogonanaz9404 5 лет назад +31

    "I GOT A JAR OF DIRT"
    -Captain Jack Sparrow

  • @Makoto03
    @Makoto03 5 лет назад +38

    Annie Bonny seemed like a badass. I loved her qoute.

  • @jemiahdapap8053
    @jemiahdapap8053 5 лет назад +16

    “Cats out of the bag”. Thats a pirate tradition. Cat of nine tails, a barbed whip used as a disciplinary tool. Once out of the bag it had to taste blood before being put back. A obvious one missed.

    • @danielblackburn6601
      @danielblackburn6601 5 лет назад +1

      I thought it was about drowning cats

    • @johngrepo9976
      @johngrepo9976 3 года назад

      @@danielblackburn6601 ,ye be marooned on a island matey..

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 3 года назад

      Disney's Shipwrecked showed the Cat O Nine Tails quite well .

  • @timtimmonsmusic
    @timtimmonsmusic 5 лет назад +46

    "where has the rum gone?"
    - Jack Sparrow

    • @ghostlykelp
      @ghostlykelp 5 лет назад +5

      Tim Timmons actually it’s ‘why is all the rum gone?’

    • @ThaCyNiQ
      @ThaCyNiQ 5 лет назад +1

      Unbelievable portrayal of a pirate.

    • @timtimmonsmusic
      @timtimmonsmusic 5 лет назад

      my bad, i could of swore it was where

    • @gohan440
      @gohan440 4 года назад

      @@timtimmonsmusic actually it's "could have"

  • @johngurnhill4633
    @johngurnhill4633 5 лет назад +16

    So glad i have found this page on you tube ive learnt alot about history

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 3 года назад +12

    You left out that they practiced a form of very early Democracy. That's rather huge. Pretty much trumps everything else. Most pirate captains didn't rule by fear. They were actually chosen by the men. All of whom got a say, or vote, as to who would be captain. If he did a great job, he earned the loyalty of the crew.
    If he screwed up one time too many, he was relieved of that duty. If he was a capable sailor and overall well-liked by the crew, he was allowed to stay on-board. If not, then he was the one who faced being marooned or killed outright for his failures as captain. The same applied if he developed an Ego or overinflated head. The crew would basically vote on all sorts of important matters that effected them both individually, and as a crew. Centuries before Democracy became popular.

  • @ghazzter
    @ghazzter 5 лет назад +138

    Yo, who wants start a stoner/doom pirate metal band called Black Beard.

  • @imbornthiswaybaby12
    @imbornthiswaybaby12 5 лет назад +25

    When you like pirates so much you know most of these 😅

  • @rbtb4524
    @rbtb4524 5 лет назад +49

    I'm starting to have Flashbacks of Ac 4 Black Flag

    • @monehget
      @monehget 5 лет назад +4

      Because all of the gay pirate stuff?

    • @rustyshackleford5665
      @rustyshackleford5665 5 лет назад +2

      Playing it right now on PS4. great times are being had.

  • @warriorofradness2184
    @warriorofradness2184 5 лет назад +112

    smelling like the wrath of a stoner God 😭😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @ZurielMana
      @ZurielMana 5 лет назад

      😂🤣 Bro, for real. LoL!

    • @johngrepo9976
      @johngrepo9976 3 года назад +1

      Arrr..puff puff pass matey..☠

  • @adamguinee9209
    @adamguinee9209 5 лет назад +60

    You forgot to mention that it's believed that over 80% of pirates were mad alcoholics

    • @quintincastro7430
      @quintincastro7430 5 лет назад +12

      He did say they drank 5 shots a day

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 5 лет назад +11

      That just comes with the territory, it's not really a weird tradition

    • @Demonmixer
      @Demonmixer 5 лет назад +5

      Nah, If ye drinks yer rum in tha marnin, ye nat an arlchalalick, ye be a Poitarrhte!!! (Sorry, slurring. ) Yo ho ho, ARGH!!

    • @Bluebelle51
      @Bluebelle51 5 лет назад +6

      if you think the Pirates of the golden age of piracy were alcoholics, wait until you hear about Alexander the great and his army
      they were basically drunks with sarissas

    • @johnhughes9978
      @johnhughes9978 5 лет назад

      They were only mad til they raided and got more rum.

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 4 года назад +5

    I read that, pirates used eye patches to ensure that, when fighting in the dark, they could lift the patch and that eye was already adapted to the dark. Also, i dont remember if its pirates but, sailors wore knitted hats with the yarn ball on top to prevent from hitting their heads on beams and low ceilings when below deck.

  • @existentiallychallenged5068
    @existentiallychallenged5068 2 года назад +5

    I feel like it’s an important point that the syringe referenced was a common at the time remedy for syphilis, by applying mercury to the affected area. Apparently it was extremely painful and he definitely wasn’t just doing it for fun lol

  • @adriantorres9697
    @adriantorres9697 5 лет назад +13

    "Look at me, Look at me. I am the captain now"

  • @AztecMC1
    @AztecMC1 5 лет назад +11

    Wow pirates invented air pods? Yeet

  • @Treyonthehunt
    @Treyonthehunt 5 лет назад +4

    That was great!! I'm surprised you guys dont have more views

  • @Lyeah73
    @Lyeah73 5 лет назад +4

    I loved the tour we had in Charleston, SC where they told stories about Blackbeard and showed us where they had been.

  • @aileenhovorka9207
    @aileenhovorka9207 3 года назад

    "A pirate had to swash and buckle in order...."! Beautiful!!!!!
    Another brilliant one. Many thanks😊😊😊😊😊

  • @chadsmit1085
    @chadsmit1085 5 лет назад +6

    "Rum, beer, quests and mead. These are the things that a pirate needs"

  • @TheFtw85bossczar
    @TheFtw85bossczar 3 года назад +3

    There's a legend about a pirate, named Sir Mix-A-Lot, you see, treasure was his life, he loved Big Booty, he could not lie.

  • @PureFPSPwnage
    @PureFPSPwnage 5 лет назад +4

    Love ALL of your videos... But still waiting for that one about the Battle of Vienna. 😁

    • @WeirdHistory
      @WeirdHistory 5 лет назад +3

      Let's see if we can get that one on the slate

    • @PureFPSPwnage
      @PureFPSPwnage 5 лет назад +1

      @@WeirdHistory many thanks. Now I only harp on that so much because I think it would really make a great video diving into all the almost movie-like aspects of it. On top of that many people have never even heard of it or know how if it didnt happen modern europe would be MUCH different.

  • @btetschner
    @btetschner 10 месяцев назад

    A+ video!
    Fascinating traditions, apparently pirate life was not as simple as one would think!

  • @totallyfrozen
    @totallyfrozen 5 лет назад +4

    “...that nugget of real manly love at the bottom...” LMAO!!! 🤣

  • @damemarthafalker6738
    @damemarthafalker6738 3 года назад

    That keel-hauling scene in 'Black Sails' cinched that series as one to remember. I couldn't forget it if I tried. Thought I had seen it all in these tv shows but I found this one haunting. Hard to impress a calloused, jaded viewer - so congratulations!

  • @beareggers
    @beareggers 5 лет назад +12

    "Pirate life was like prison, you had to do the same chores everyday." Compared to other careers in the 1600s?
    Considering most pirates were sailors freed from being impressed into naval service against their will (a.k.a. slaves) or sometimes former chattel slaves, they probably preferred their "prison."

  • @TheTiesThatBind88
    @TheTiesThatBind88 5 лет назад +17

    Shoved a syringe in his urethra? Umm what

  • @alfonzo9389
    @alfonzo9389 4 года назад +3

    3:14 Seamanship. Interesting word choice considering the topic at hand😁

  • @luisrivera1357
    @luisrivera1357 3 года назад +1

    I love your channel thank you for all

  • @chrisash7948
    @chrisash7948 4 года назад +3

    Jean Lafitte was well known for burying stolen goods as well as hiding it in swamps. Contraband Bayou got its name because of this. In fact one of the most enduring myths of buried pirate treasure involves a sizable fortune he buried at or around Galveston Island. Walking the plank comes from the sometimes but not often stage of keelhauling where a sailor walked out unto a gangway prior to being winched under the ship, typically by a capstan.

  • @oz25
    @oz25 Год назад

    Love this. Gives a new meaning to 'jolly roger'! Expains why so many pirates walked with a limp! x

  • @og_rowie_1263
    @og_rowie_1263 5 лет назад +8

    why didn't the pirate wash before he walked the plank ... because he will wash up on shore later

  • @FlyleafOwO
    @FlyleafOwO 5 лет назад +15

    Why did the 10 year old not get to watch the pirate movie? Because it is rated ARRRRR.

  • @kari7403
    @kari7403 5 лет назад +5

    *FUN FACT ABOUT BLACK BEARD, WHILE OUT ON A PIRATING ADVENTURE!*
    One time, before *Black Beard* was a captain, he sailed under a man named Captain Benjamin Hornigold.
    One day Hornigold and his crew flew their pirate flag and overtook a small sloop. Strangely, Hornigold and Black Beard didn't really rob or loot the crew, let alone harm them. According to the written account, it was said that Black Beard and Hornigold explained to the crew that they had overtaken, that the previous night Hornigold and Black Beard had drank a little too much and drunkenly lost their hats overboard. So, when they awoke that morning, in their hung over addled minds they made the sound decision to stop the next ship they saw, and get themselves some new hats.
    So, the pirates made quick work of it, and Black Beard and Hornigold returned to their ship, along with their crew, sporting new hats. Leaving the sailors in the sloop with bare heads, but not harmed otherwise and short nothing else, aside from their hats.

  • @tamsindance
    @tamsindance 3 года назад +1

    The eye-patch thing was really interesting. Good eye-dea!

  • @RarelyReplies
    @RarelyReplies 4 года назад +4

    "Seamanship"? That's a new take on such a word.

  • @cudapaul957
    @cudapaul957 Год назад +1

    That be a mighty fine video thar matey

    • @nolesy34
      @nolesy34 Год назад +1

      Ahoy what is this masterpiece of visual and audio delight

  • @deepakgurung5672
    @deepakgurung5672 5 лет назад +29

    Who shut closed an eye while watching the video?

  • @Ravishrex1
    @Ravishrex1 3 года назад +1

    Arrrrrr who be here in the year of 2021! Rum and treasure for all

  • @1SaG
    @1SaG 4 года назад +8

    One theory I've come across regarding the Jolly Roger: It comes from the French "Jolie Rouge", meaning "pretty red". Since the earlier pirate flags (and the "expect no quarter"-flag) were red, and since France was a major player in the Caribbean, this explanation makes sense to me. I mean.. the word Buccaneer is also a French loan-word.

  • @kevinmayers9596
    @kevinmayers9596 5 лет назад +1

    Thank you for having my national instrument in the background

  • @Systemicglee___
    @Systemicglee___ 3 года назад +3

    That thumbnail reminded me of
    *"In a world without Gold we have been Heros!!!!"*

  • @micheledion2000
    @micheledion2000 3 года назад

    I love pirates, keep it coming

  • @joshuaburan4127
    @joshuaburan4127 4 года назад +3

    Imagine your find some pirates treasure , when you break the lock and realize it just looks like a bunch of random things from Goodwill,

  • @allygaffney962
    @allygaffney962 4 года назад

    Ok that mouse had me smiling. From the first few seconds I'm already enjoying

  • @emmaloeber6363
    @emmaloeber6363 5 лет назад +6

    The subscribe mouse is my favorite

  • @ultimatebishoujo29
    @ultimatebishoujo29 3 года назад +1

    I love this video!!!

  • @ironsquadron6110
    @ironsquadron6110 5 лет назад +6

    First mate: Canon's be ready cap'n!
    Captain: are!

  • @RafiD417
    @RafiD417 4 года назад

    Best channel to watch no cap👍👍

  • @allenatkins2263
    @allenatkins2263 5 лет назад +4

    " Bend over that rum barrel lad, I'm going to have to bugger you a bit."

  • @dreadwolf2684
    @dreadwolf2684 4 года назад

    I could watch this channel for hours lol

  • @jimmyshrimbe9361
    @jimmyshrimbe9361 5 лет назад +5

    Do you have sources for this stuff?

  • @richardsorokhaibam
    @richardsorokhaibam 2 года назад +1

    Pirates seem so interesting !!!

  • @r0bpr1m32
    @r0bpr1m32 5 лет назад +5

    (Pirate jumps on ship) “Everybboooooddddy diezzzzzzzz!!!”

  • @HeatherK82
    @HeatherK82 4 года назад

    Y’all are my new favorite channel!

  • @cateedelstein5885
    @cateedelstein5885 4 года назад +3

    Im confused, in the video he says Julius Caesar was captured by pirates but he was the not in fact the right one 4:35/10:19..... But everything I looked up says it was him, did the voice over guy make a mistake or am I missing something?

  • @JoePrimmerEditor
    @JoePrimmerEditor 4 года назад

    Love your channel!! Keep up the good work.

  • @barbeeboy6542
    @barbeeboy6542 5 лет назад +18

    So thats how gay cruises got started...

  • @joshuataft5541
    @joshuataft5541 3 года назад +1

    Batten down the hatches this is an awsome topic

  • @johnnys3487
    @johnnys3487 5 лет назад +5

    Could u do a cover video of Deadwood? I always wanted to learn about some things that went on in Deadwood that would be cool ?or revolutionary war time on long island) 💯😃🤯👍👍👍

  • @johndowers9208
    @johndowers9208 4 года назад

    You got such a great channel.very interesting topics.

  • @jimmylim5015
    @jimmylim5015 5 лет назад +9

    Brings "seamanship" to a whole new level. I thought the NAVY was gay but boy, was I wrong.

  • @shadipahlavi
    @shadipahlavi 3 года назад

    I love ur voice and ur styleof narrarting things u r awesome❤❤