Conquering Earth with Infinite Crusades in Millennia

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  • @antikleaper
    @antikleaper  6 месяцев назад +564

    O H G O O D H E A V E N S L O O K A T T H E T I M E
    millennia.paradoxinteractive.com/TheGrimKleaper

  • @hailthealgorithm1059
    @hailthealgorithm1059 6 месяцев назад +1705

    The lore accurate chinese-catholic proselytizing crusaders

    • @adhiwicaksono6149
      @adhiwicaksono6149 6 месяцев назад +57

      the lore accurate america bothering china who just bing chilling

    • @mohamedjear8917
      @mohamedjear8917 6 месяцев назад +42

      Indeed, The heavenly kingdom

    • @KKmanmi
      @KKmanmi 6 месяцев назад +62

      When the Taiping Rebellion didn't get put down

    • @chuckn4851
      @chuckn4851 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@adhiwicaksono6149 More like the British

    • @DOCTORRGLASS
      @DOCTORRGLASS 6 месяцев назад +4

      Chinese? You mean the like that one assault riffle from fallout 3

  • @thewhitewolf278
    @thewhitewolf278 6 месяцев назад +843

    Biblically accurate heavenly kingdom

    • @gameguys53
      @gameguys53 6 месяцев назад

      It's not that crazy to think in an alternate future Christianity spread to China instead of the west

  • @scifimisc9191
    @scifimisc9191 6 месяцев назад +525

    That combat animation screen just has me thinking how much better this game would look if it had pixel graphics. Imagine instead of discount Civ 5/Civ 6 meets average mobile game ad, it was like full on Advance Wars

    • @SneedRemembrancer
      @SneedRemembrancer 6 месяцев назад +93

      Yeah… the art style they went with is pretty jarring
      They really should have done something more stylised or just more pleasant to look at than the low poly basic generic style they went with
      Might and magic 2 pixel art battles look way better visually than this low visual fidelity mess.

    • @Echo_the_half_glitch
      @Echo_the_half_glitch 6 месяцев назад +20

      It might be placeholder, since this is early access

    • @thegoodone4104
      @thegoodone4104 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@Echo_the_half_glitchthis is probably true, civ 6’s UI changed a few times before release

    • @Noah_AWICB
      @Noah_AWICB 5 месяцев назад

      I like it, it's simple look lets you tell you more easily what's going on

    • @youknowme1475
      @youknowme1475 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@Noah_AWICB would be better seeing to persons fighting from the village perspective like in Europa Universalis

  • @isaacm1929
    @isaacm1929 6 месяцев назад +980

    Chinese be like: As yes. Jesus Christ, my brother, obviously.
    Proceedes to conquer the world.

  • @torylva
    @torylva 6 месяцев назад +279

    47:20 With all that peace, I remember a quote recorded by Tacitus about the roman conquest of the germanic tribes
    "To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace."

    • @andercrowley4758
      @andercrowley4758 6 месяцев назад

      So true, India claimed ascension while attempting to kill god. Good thing Issac Kleaper made us one.

  • @ChrispyBoi
    @ChrispyBoi 6 месяцев назад +431

    Hah, a wonderful day for deus vult

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 6 месяцев назад +2

      Or the Taiping kingdom.

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 6 месяцев назад +4

      It is always a wonderful day for Deus vult.

  • @MorpH2k
    @MorpH2k 6 месяцев назад +128

    "Though we would prefer to avoid you, this step was forced upon us" could very well be the official motto of the USA...

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 6 месяцев назад +4

      "No. A common saying, but not their official motto."

    • @Novasfan100
      @Novasfan100 6 месяцев назад

      The official motto of the US is "Give us your resources or we'll start a 30 year war on your soil then blame you for it"

  • @beneee78
    @beneee78 6 месяцев назад +433

    Bruh the combat system looks like the animated section out of an episode of horrible history

    • @gamerin123d6
      @gamerin123d6 6 месяцев назад +139

      It looks so fucking bad, its practically a mobile game with how it looks

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 6 месяцев назад +1

      I have played mobile games that look better than this.​@@gamerin123d6

    • @ashleywenner1050
      @ashleywenner1050 6 месяцев назад +63

      Quite a move by paradox to make a game no one asked for when they have multiple successful game series where a new installment would be welcome

    • @addison_v_ertisement1678
      @addison_v_ertisement1678 6 месяцев назад +43

      @@gamerin123d6 I've played mobile games that look better than this.

    • @eddie47523
      @eddie47523 6 месяцев назад +55

      @@ashleywenner1050 This is not made by paradox, they just publisher. The developer is C Prompt, which probably no one heards of before this game. Consider they probably is a small group, the combat is totally acceptable for a 4x game.

  • @ragnarok6521
    @ragnarok6521 6 месяцев назад +43

    Got to love how CA was terrified Paradox was closing in on them in regards of large scale realtime battles, proceeds to this game showing static animation bonking other static animation. I think CA can rest easy for another 20 years 🤣

    • @meilinchan7314
      @meilinchan7314 6 месяцев назад +11

      CA's main enemy isn't Paradox, it's Sega. Sega sees no value in the Total War franchise - insisting that TW is too niche, not generic enough to have wide demand - hence the lacklustre Total War: Pharaoh and .... Hyenas.

    • @ragnarok6521
      @ragnarok6521 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@meilinchan7314 Somewhat atleast, the Original CA crew is no more either, so all the visionary expansion of ideas and improvement also left many years ago, which is sad.

  • @dorugoramon0518
    @dorugoramon0518 6 месяцев назад +90

    No one expects the Chinese Inqusition

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 6 месяцев назад +14

    I like how most channels have secondary channels that have different types of content and Kleaper is like, no same thing just less editing. 10/10

    • @deltakaizen
      @deltakaizen 6 месяцев назад +4

      I'm his editor, and the entire vid is actually live commentary. He is just chad enough to write script on the fly

    • @Cursedpeopleakajuice
      @Cursedpeopleakajuice Месяц назад

      ​@@deltakaizen when is the next video coming mate

  • @milkworms7839
    @milkworms7839 6 месяцев назад +55

    Should’ve called it “Decade” because that’s how old it looks

    • @Chicken-Chaser
      @Chicken-Chaser 5 месяцев назад +1

      Damn nice one 😂

    • @reinatr4848
      @reinatr4848 4 месяца назад +11

      Nah, decade-old games look good, since a decade ago was 2014. More like 2 decades or so.

  • @ScP-049-01
    @ScP-049-01 6 месяцев назад +145

    For the grace for the might of our lord, for the home of the holy

  • @spynix0718
    @spynix0718 6 месяцев назад +95

    "Mom I want to play Sid Meyer's Civilization Six."
    "We have Sid Meyer's Civilization Six at home."
    Sid Meyer's Civilization Six at home:

    • @ilikecapybaras8559
      @ilikecapybaras8559 6 месяцев назад +7

      wait until this guy learns about the turn based 4x genre

    • @1ManRandom
      @1ManRandom 5 месяцев назад +1

      The game looks pretty unique to me. It’s got the same theme as Civ, but its approach is way different. The graphics aren’t great, but I don’t play 4x games for the graphics.

  • @ScP-049-01
    @ScP-049-01 6 месяцев назад +241

    Outpost: Wuhan
    Grim: Oh no

    • @JimboTheEngineer
      @JimboTheEngineer 6 месяцев назад +9

      049 what did you do?

    • @ScP-049-01
      @ScP-049-01 6 месяцев назад +9

      @@JimboTheEngineer don't.ask.too.many.questions. :)

    • @battledogs3970
      @battledogs3970 6 месяцев назад

      @@ScP-049-01 yo dap me up

    • @ziyuanhao6433
      @ziyuanhao6433 6 месяцев назад +7

      Taking the meaning of batcave to a whole new level

    • @theonlyamergeddon
      @theonlyamergeddon 6 месяцев назад +6

      Age of plague moment 2020

  • @バナナお爺さん
    @バナナお爺さん 6 месяцев назад +45

    There is an uncanny liking of the graphic aesthetic that is of the old games

  • @erdtroll7010
    @erdtroll7010 6 месяцев назад +26

    The imperium of man before the imperium of man

  • @BirdsBirdsBirds123
    @BirdsBirdsBirds123 6 месяцев назад +407

    Paradox wants to get in on the civilisation croud so bad but after humankind I wonder if this one will get as much attention
    EDIT: To be clear, I hope the game does well, it looks pretty fun, it's just that I am heavily cynical and jaded towards the paradox business model.

    • @Tankroy
      @Tankroy 6 месяцев назад +46

      Nah, even with some of the jank behind Humankind, it looks better than this. So unless paradox is gonna give this a glow up before release I expect it to end up like Imperitor.

    • @antikleaper
      @antikleaper  6 месяцев назад +144

      It'll be interesting to see this game develop, because I played a few campaigns before deciding to do a sponsored video and enjoyed them. Hopefully it turns out well and the studio developing it (C Prompt Games) can clean up some of the UI, since I think the actual gameplay-loop of different ages and this type of economic management is pretty unique

    • @mikeg5758
      @mikeg5758 6 месяцев назад +49

      The combat screen was certainly a choice lol. I feel like they would have been better off not having any animation at all.

    • @noahn627
      @noahn627 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@Tankroy yea but imperator is currently making a possible comeback so this game might be able to do it too? I really like what they did with culture in this game.

    • @BrassAmbassador
      @BrassAmbassador 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@noahn627It is not, Imperator has been cold, dead and buried for the better part of the last three years.

  • @Orphanobliterater69420
    @Orphanobliterater69420 6 месяцев назад +49

    Finally a new crusade I have been wondering when the pope made the next one

  • @gelderdasgeld3244
    @gelderdasgeld3244 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lore accurate US “you forced it upon us” and backpedaling right after

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 5 месяцев назад +4

    "We aren't going to have many friends this game."
    The hyper-aggressive, nonsensical AI: "Yeah, like that was ever YOUR decision."

  • @The-PWW
    @The-PWW 6 месяцев назад +3

    2:43 This is why Stellaris ground combat is just circles

  • @IDOLA149
    @IDOLA149 6 месяцев назад +7

    You recreated the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom but made it work for you!
    Also lol at the colour grading shift when the Age of Intolerance ends, its like when a US TV show goes to Mexico and everything gets orange

  • @Ahhellnah503
    @Ahhellnah503 6 месяцев назад +5

    I just heard the announcement for this a few days ago. This must be an extremely early access. Also I’m 99% sure those are all borrowed assets

  • @mellowpunk9442
    @mellowpunk9442 5 месяцев назад +3

    Brother saw the Taiping rebellion and went "that shit was gas"

  • @Eggzrgoood
    @Eggzrgoood 6 месяцев назад +38

    As a catholic preist in the 16th century, I see this as an absolute win.

  • @brodyerrington3572
    @brodyerrington3572 6 месяцев назад +20

    We shall retake Jerusalem

  • @alexanderkraev6331
    @alexanderkraev6331 6 месяцев назад +7

    Bruh. Kleaper really tried to make this game look not as boring as it is. But its still obvious. Like every chaos event is basically: pay up or something bad is going to happen. Esthetics of the game are mega generic and not appealing. Battles do not require much thinking at all. Just gather army with bigger number and you win. The only interesting part is the age progression. But I dont think its redeeming enough.

  • @-w-.
    @-w-. 6 месяцев назад +52

    This feels like a quick cash-grab that Paradox crap out to imitate Civ series.

    • @kirbcake
      @kirbcake 6 месяцев назад +6

      Pretty much is.

    • @CatLover-gk8uu
      @CatLover-gk8uu 6 месяцев назад +6

      Paradox is the publisher not developer

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 6 месяцев назад +5

    People on the second continent: ah, we are living such a peacefull life. I can’t see anything ruining it.
    The chinese: DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!

    • @GNerdful
      @GNerdful 6 месяцев назад

      more like 如神所愿

  • @RedGreekWolf
    @RedGreekWolf 6 месяцев назад +34

    Jesus Christ those graphics holy fuck

    • @The_craft3r
      @The_craft3r 6 месяцев назад +23

      Yeah the graphics choice for the game is interesting to say the least

    • @PrinceJester-eg9mo
      @PrinceJester-eg9mo 6 месяцев назад

      Valheim: :|

    • @ballendorf
      @ballendorf 5 месяцев назад

      @@PrinceJester-eg9mo Meaning? Personally I have always thought that Valheim looks fantastic.

    • @PrinceJester-eg9mo
      @PrinceJester-eg9mo 5 месяцев назад

      @@ballendorf A games quality isnt dictated by just graphics my guy. This game also looks good in art style

    • @ballendorf
      @ballendorf 5 месяцев назад

      @@PrinceJester-eg9mo Oh I'm fully aware. Your comment just made it sound like you thought Valheim had bad graphics, and I was confused.

  • @skudrinskis
    @skudrinskis 6 месяцев назад +13

    44:39 aah yes, who doesn't like Japanese Uppsala

  • @darnokx9277
    @darnokx9277 6 месяцев назад +9

    China overwhelming the world with hordes of zealots? At last, Kleaper playing historically accurate!

  • @park5782
    @park5782 6 месяцев назад +15

    Paradox doesn’t even look like it puts any work into making the civ games better, what about humankind is that just forgotten?

    • @CatLover-gk8uu
      @CatLover-gk8uu 6 месяцев назад +2

      Paradox is the publisher not the developer.

  • @Tessicaria
    @Tessicaria 5 месяцев назад +2

    This video is the origin story for a fanatic militarist and religious empire in Stellaris.

  • @bPOTATO
    @bPOTATO 6 месяцев назад +8

    37:31 agnosticism means that they don't know if god exists or not

  • @drifterxv3nom595
    @drifterxv3nom595 6 месяцев назад +19

    As a Welshman I am frightened by what you may have done to Cardiff

  • @andreasottohansen7338
    @andreasottohansen7338 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:34
    NITPICK TIME:
    "millennium" is the singular of millennia. Worth more note, if the steam page is to be believed, it doesn't take place of a single millennium, but over 10, because a millennium is 1000 years.

  • @Unprotected1232
    @Unprotected1232 6 месяцев назад +3

    I could hear comrade Hao marching to our sick mixtape, even without the audio.

  • @shingimurakame3255
    @shingimurakame3255 6 месяцев назад +7

    Man,the way the fights are done reminds me of the old as fuck age of mythology game for nintendo DS,where ya would fight in exactly that manner,good times.

  • @j4ve58
    @j4ve58 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Which gives us a chance to cause a world wide pandemic. Where have i seen that before?"
    Me instantly: Nurgle. (Total War: Warhammer 3)

  • @itsmystory5151
    @itsmystory5151 6 месяцев назад +1

    22:04 that "oh no" getting cut off really made me giggle

  • @static1052
    @static1052 6 месяцев назад +1

    24:23 Spice Merchants 'we can try and create our Dune empire of our dreams', proceeds to launch holy war on entire world instead (Lore Accurate Muad'Dib empire)

  • @Silentleaf228
    @Silentleaf228 6 месяцев назад +8

    I can't wait until kleaper plays total warhammer 3 as the ogres

  • @InfamousDucks
    @InfamousDucks 6 месяцев назад +5

    Thank god the crusades are back we needed more remakes

  • @aidianu
    @aidianu 6 месяцев назад +2

    Happy you included the crusading meme known as Father from bread boys

  • @theroguenetwork1083
    @theroguenetwork1083 18 дней назад

    Greece: "Ah, what a nice day on the bea-Why do I hear Power Wolf and Sabaton in the distance?"

  • @rowanholloway4691
    @rowanholloway4691 6 месяцев назад +3

    42:22 you don't need to research horses when the horse also believe in the rightful cause!

  • @someguyrocks
    @someguyrocks 6 месяцев назад +4

    This looks like a mobile game. The UI needs a lot of work.

  • @tomwithatophat6457
    @tomwithatophat6457 6 месяцев назад +4

    It's 2 am and I don't know if I should watch the video entirely or finally get some sleep

  • @dragutintheslav-veliki790
    @dragutintheslav-veliki790 6 месяцев назад +3

    I was just now done rewatching Victoria 3 and oh my, thank youuuuuu!

  • @krausercruz2780
    @krausercruz2780 6 месяцев назад +3

    Chinese mythology, but i read it on google translate during a Christian sermon

  • @FunkyMonkeyI
    @FunkyMonkeyI 6 месяцев назад +3

    Civilization VII looking good.

  • @Closer2Zero
    @Closer2Zero 6 месяцев назад +3

    Good God they turned Civ into hoi4

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hong Xiuquan would be proud of you.

  • @jackjazzhands2357
    @jackjazzhands2357 6 месяцев назад +3

    That was very fun to watch, would ne nice to see more paths of the game. :)

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 6 месяцев назад +2

    Kleaper's mortgage will one day also be sponsored by Paradox

  • @KarlDRG
    @KarlDRG 6 месяцев назад +3

    Ok black templar, chill out a little. You don't need to crusade FOREVER.

  • @QuantumBeard
    @QuantumBeard 6 месяцев назад +14

    Honey, wake up, Kleaper uploaded!
    _We both work 3rd shift the joke works_

  • @niceguyofgames9490
    @niceguyofgames9490 6 месяцев назад +2

    Ah yes, how the Imperium of Man began.

  • @BoundlessResolve
    @BoundlessResolve 6 месяцев назад +3

    Between this and Humankind I'm super excited to see how civ 7 adapts to the competition

    • @panther-nk2hn
      @panther-nk2hn 6 месяцев назад +2

      Awfully optimistic of you to expect a Civ 7

    • @Gilga_bro
      @Gilga_bro 3 месяца назад

      @@panther-nk2hnthe trailer is out

  • @mycookiehasnoname
    @mycookiehasnoname 6 месяцев назад +6

    Very cool, thanks

  • @SR_73
    @SR_73 6 месяцев назад +3

    China : SON, WE NEED TO CONQUER AMERICA FOR OUR LORD

  • @vlr4631
    @vlr4631 6 месяцев назад

    I like how much explaining you incorporated into this fun playthrough!

  • @bonniedan123mc
    @bonniedan123mc 6 месяцев назад +1

    As the game went on, the strategy increasingly resembled Byzantium in Civ6 XD

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 6 месяцев назад +2

    Well now I see the idea of this game

  • @santiagotorrezsegarra7790
    @santiagotorrezsegarra7790 6 месяцев назад +4

    2020s game with 1990s graphics?

  • @beoweasel
    @beoweasel 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kleeper channeling his inner Hong Xiuquan.

  • @motokuchoma
    @motokuchoma 6 месяцев назад +2

    Most historically accurate christian playthrough

  • @sebastiangibson9671
    @sebastiangibson9671 6 месяцев назад +1

    a really good video to upload in the same week of good friday

  • @Soken50
    @Soken50 6 месяцев назад

    -What will it take for you to go home ?
    -Everything under my gaze is home

  • @arcanistthesonofianite249
    @arcanistthesonofianite249 6 месяцев назад +2

    Another wonderful Kleaper video

  • @DakkaScrappa
    @DakkaScrappa 6 месяцев назад +2

    now we need total warhammer 3
    AS THE BDSM ENTHUSIATES WHO FORGOT THE SAFE WORD

  • @GrandParzival
    @GrandParzival 6 месяцев назад +3

    Why does this game look like it predates the birth of Christ?

  • @Александр-ц8к3о
    @Александр-ц8к3о 6 месяцев назад +1

    well
    now we know HOW EXACTLY crusaders conquer Constantinople

  • @modelsnstuffreveiws6628
    @modelsnstuffreveiws6628 5 месяцев назад +2

    It seems cool, but it looks uh, a little rough.

  • @artraroth
    @artraroth 6 месяцев назад +1

    That "... Oh no..." Is funny

  • @arepupu
    @arepupu 6 месяцев назад +3

    This was great, laughed a lot :)

  • @shadowjezzter
    @shadowjezzter 3 месяца назад

    Imagine playing this with some friends, and one of em does this mad dash strategy, you see it coming, start panicking as suddenly bam, all your people are mad there is no religion.

  • @austinw.7008
    @austinw.7008 6 месяцев назад +8

    i wait for these

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 6 месяцев назад +2

    Dear god the combat screen...it just has to be better in like every way. How was that ecceptable to begin with?

  • @herrflammen6487
    @herrflammen6487 5 месяцев назад

    Seeing “Wuhan” after the Hell that was Covid gave me some Vietnam flashbacks

  • @Wolfheart-5262
    @Wolfheart-5262 6 месяцев назад +1

    Now we just need to see this versus spiff‘s unlimited raiders paired with crossbows

  • @Totally_not_alpharius
    @Totally_not_alpharius 6 месяцев назад +1

    My god bless the taiping heavenly kingdom

  • @meliodashewitt9547
    @meliodashewitt9547 6 месяцев назад +1

    This entire playthrough could be summed up with "I love peace; & I don't care how many Men, Women, or Children I have to kill to do it.

  • @BloodyMistGeneral
    @BloodyMistGeneral 6 месяцев назад +5

    @22:05 Kleaper is confirmed to have started Covid.

  • @TheVincenzoGaming
    @TheVincenzoGaming 6 месяцев назад +2

    This game is yet to release? It looks like should have come out in 2005

  • @FunkyMonkeyI
    @FunkyMonkeyI 6 месяцев назад +1

    The God Emperor protects.

  • @thatponybro6940
    @thatponybro6940 6 месяцев назад +2

    this video must bring in massive Social Credit score

  • @xanderberry8439
    @xanderberry8439 6 месяцев назад +1

    I would definitely like a second video if you are yp to it, that weird cube has something about it im sure!

  • @EspressoStreams
    @EspressoStreams Месяц назад

    Kleap went into Japan and said "Get your hands off my Jesuits" and then reverse-historied.

  • @LupozGamingNetwork
    @LupozGamingNetwork 4 месяца назад +1

    as a christian, i can confirm that i break down solid stone walls using the power of the holy spirit

  • @ripleyandweeds1288
    @ripleyandweeds1288 5 месяцев назад

    the mental image of chinese-catholic crusader knights is a very rich one to be honest.

  • @void_c4439
    @void_c4439 6 месяцев назад +3

    Bros doing God's work

  • @shadowwolfsbi4093
    @shadowwolfsbi4093 Месяц назад

    After watching some of the other videos on the channel, then reading up a bit on Millennia... I have to admit, I'm a little surprised that Kleaper didn't attempt to go for the Crisis-variant of Age 7 for the endgame... The "Age of the Old Ones".
    ...It *might* be a bit of a trick to pull off, though, so that could be why.

  • @shouldithanossnap
    @shouldithanossnap 6 месяцев назад +3

    Everybody gangsta till the Christians pull up.

  • @Tom-oj7si
    @Tom-oj7si 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is the ideal life. God punishes us because we tolerate heretics

  • @JM-kc8ip
    @JM-kc8ip 4 месяца назад

    The Milennia AI is even worse than the Civ ai when it comes to declaring war on you when they’re stronger then saying “This killing is pointless” after you hand them their asses

  • @DerMedivh
    @DerMedivh 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is chinese Millennia, blade of Michela. And it has never known defeat.