Just kinda where he grew up. He grew up in my hometown of Oviedo. It's chill here. No real millionaires or anything crazy at all. It's a super small town. He just reflects where he came from. He's an awesome dude though!
Whenever I'm having a rough day, I watch this and laugh the whole time. Best part is the Jager Bomb comment that Blake says "Oh, that's over your head?"
I don't think she wanted him at all I think she was grossed out by his huge out stains which make it awkward she tried to get him to change it a couple time
Bortles seems like a really chill dude, glad he's on the jags. I met him at a bar out in Jax beach a while ago and he was really cool, let me take a pic with him etc. I hope he is the answer at QB the jags so desperately need - he seems to be the guy from what we've seen so far
This girl has all the red flags a guy should watch out for: judgemental, wants to crush your confidence, manipulating, too into her looks, promiscuous, the list goes on. They really need a better host. Her interviews are to awkward. WTF was that touchdown dance?
I think you only saw things that you wanted to see, not what was really there. You don't have to project some bad experiences on to every person that looks like that.
I’m trying to remember if this was nearly as cringy 6 years ago when it came out. Don’t take that the wrong way, 6 years later and Blake is still a total legend.
This is unintentionally the funniest video I have seen this year lmfao! "What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?" "Uhhm.. usually just piss."
"Usually just piss." Greatest answer ever.
Look at where his eyes go after the hug at 0:57 total legend
Fuck yes!
Also 1:01
@@vripper2678peep game
Y'all got low standards for "legends" lol
“I got a sweet scooter” was the best line
This dude is so down to earth and laid back. When he mentioned the scooter it was the cherry on top. He’d be fun to kick it and drink some beers with
proceeds to show the dorkiest scooter possible haha
Definitely gives off some Andy Dwyer vibes from parks and recreation
“Can you cook” “yea usually grilled cheese and cereal”😭😭 bortles is a goat
not just a goat… he’s the boat
He's funny dude
He definitely nailed this lady after the interview...
Thinking the same shit lol
He’s too wholesome for that chick
You could tell that before they left the wine cellar
I wonder what her insta is hahaha
Fucking facts lmao
I can't tell if this a house tour or a porn plot lmao
Bruh this straight outta porno. Lol
His gf is way hotter than her
Yeah I'd take Lindsey Duke over her any day of the week
My mom was tucking my sister in, in the other room and I was scared she was gonna come in my room and think I was watching porn.
So cheesy
"did you sit here and draw this"
"no they were 3 for 5 at walmart"
"-_- oh"
lmao
“It’s like super, uh, illegal I’m sure”
Never change, Blake.
He is my spirit animal
this dude is so straight up. he doesn't seem like a dude who makes millions.
ikr lol he acts like some casual dude
Just kinda where he grew up. He grew up in my hometown of Oviedo. It's chill here. No real millionaires or anything crazy at all. It's a super small town. He just reflects where he came from. He's an awesome dude though!
young nxgga lmfaoooo
Swag God 😂😂😂😂
Plays like it too
She's definitely a wide receiver.
Underrated
LMAO.
Aaayyy
BUMP XD
Yeah cause her mouths always open
Whenever I'm having a rough day, I watch this and laugh the whole time. Best part is the Jager Bomb comment that Blake says "Oh, that's over your head?"
"I don't know if it's legal"...."It's a black market TV", Bortles is something else.
This chick is coming over later to dragonbox and chill... -Blake Bottles
TucoHarmonica LMFAO
clg632012 it’s super illegal I’m sure
Funniest comment ever
Facts
Dragon his nuts across her box
He is such a bro lmao
"usually just piss" what a bro hahaha
All of his humor is going way over her head.
@@Johnnyprc And yet its still going over her head.Its pretty obvious.
@@Johnnyprc You obviously aren't very socially aware if you think thats whats happening.🤣
John-Paul C yeah dude you’re so wrong
@@Johnnyprc your such a dumbass lol
@@Johnnyprc dude gfym
LOL @ 4:24. She's acting like the Halloween decorations are some Earth-shattering thing and then Blake goes "They're 3 for 5 at Walmart"
Yeah. 3 for $5. Cause Blake's on a budget. :)
Just read this and then saw it happen. Perfect. Lol
i cant believe blake bortles was only 23 in this video. he looks like hes in his thirties.
Lmao yes omg
lmao he looked like big ben
Lol no way he's 23?
@martini stirred. Nah. That’s not why.
@martini stirred. That’s odd - I was just about to say the same thing, in regards to your assessment.
I could chill with this guy all day. Happy retirement big bro
This was so horrible and awkward that it was unintentionally hilarious
Dr. Fresh_2k She wants that bag, I would’ve tag teamed her with the camera man
I don't think she wanted him at all I think she was grossed out by his huge out stains which make it awkward she tried to get him to change it a couple time
He said big daddy in gooo
he's such a regular guy. like chill relaxed. simple.
He definitely took a quick peak down her shirt after that cring-worthy hug.
quick? more like a good look at them
lol that's the first thing I noticed too... surprised there aren't many comments here mentioning that
Blake Bortles is the Man of the people
My. New favorite quarterback Blake is a real ass nigga
Tommy Bowen lol
🤣
Dragon box and 3-for-5 at Walmart
A man of the people
"what's in a jager bomb," looks can only get you so far i'm out
KAD10895 yep
KAD10895 hahahahahaha
The one with Seguin she “doesn’t know what fireball is”
9:06 great answer from a great player
Barstool blonde chick, "whats the first thing u do when you wake up in the morning?"Bortles, "Ummm, Usually just piss". lol.
Blackfoot Raider bortles is a flat out savage 😂😂
Pat W Bear Hat thanks for the recap
No doubt Florida boy lol
The most relatable thing ever
I read this as they were saying it 😂
Bortles is real AF!!! You can tell he absolutely hates this dumb chick and is fighting not to tell her just to get out of my house lmao
+Noah Atnikov agreed!!
Seguin too man it's so awkward
+Noah Atnikov The Tyler Seguin one is even more awkward.
+Noah Atnikov thank goodness some one said it.
U guys are just losers cause I don't find it awkward at all
wow she got a personality like a barstool LOL
i bet he hit that
That's being mean to barstools.
Cameron Jaculak she was desperate
Bortles seems like a really chill dude, glad he's on the jags. I met him at a bar out in Jax beach a while ago and he was really cool, let me take a pic with him etc. I hope he is the answer at QB the jags so desperately need - he seems to be the guy from what we've seen so far
Guess you were right.
Truuuu
You got your man
Yeah this didn’t age well
Unfortunately not.. Bye Bye Blake
usually just piss - lmaoooooooo.. that hug was awkward as fuck tho
Looked like he was going in for the kiss like it was his gf then realized it was a tv hug and got all weird.
+wantapgt everything is 'weird' and 'awkward' to you people nowadays
He had his palm open he was going for a handshake or a wassup but she hugged him
Straight alpha energy coming from bortles
5:24 when she says “Drink BodyArmour Kobe tweets that all the time” it hit right in the feels man. 😢
Oh man i forgof
Bro he went out like a boss
This was painful to watch. She is absolutely terrible.
Chris Atch ...hes the buzzkill if anything? He doesnt really smile or laugh that much in this one
@@EmEightz22 who wouldn't?
Chris Atch he’s terrible actually. Not only is he a shit QB, he’s horrible to interview. It’s like trying to make a turd shine.
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Me after previous RUclips video in my feed: *that was boring*
Barstool sports: *hold my beer*
I feel like Bortles was secretly screaming “close my goddamn fridge”
Dragonbox is now being sued got copyright infringement. Thanks Blake for ratting them out! Haha
6:45 hahah "When I was like 12"
Hahahahhahahaha
Ur a big boy
"Did you sit here and draw on them?"
" Nah, 2 for 5 at Walmart Bitch" - Dead.
David Assh 😂😂😂
Where is the “rip cigs and work construction” quote?
5 years later and I'm wondering also lol
🤣🤣🤣 that stare after the hug! His fk’n face man! This video will NEVER not be gold!
She is fun to look at but i cringe everytime her mouth opens. Never seen a gold digger work so hard and not succeed
So funny
Blake Bortles is now some random book backup quarterback so yeah
lmfaooo so sad but true
"Who's your instagram crush, me?"
"You..except not now that I've met you"
"(0_0)
Ope!
Worst interviewer EVER. "Were you mad you weren't picked first?" "I should try out to be your kicker" "Do you drunk eat?" Stop...just STOP.
“Are you single”
Yes
“Okay let’s go inside”
He looks alot like Big Ben
Andrew Terleckey I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this
Well she got raped then
@@bam2xl14 😂😂😂
Yeah I’d say a little better but I can see the similarities
Some serious armpits with no shame. Mad respect.
"they were 3 for 5 at wallmart"
Nick Campbell that had me dying
"Usually just piss" lmao
I'm legitimately a fan of this man
This girl has all the red flags a guy should watch out for: judgemental, wants to crush your confidence, manipulating, too into her looks, promiscuous, the list goes on.
They really need a better host. Her interviews are to awkward. WTF was that touchdown dance?
CeeMaiden He should hit it tho
I think you only saw things that you wanted to see, not what was really there. You don't have to project some bad experiences on to every person that looks like that.
Little late but touchdown dance was definitely to show what she looked like pregnant to him haha
@@eats4cheaps305 you’re a simp
Who watching this in 2019 because Blake was released. #BOAT
LMFAOOOOOOOO
The Gr8t ONE RAMS ! 🤣🤣🤣
I’m watching it in 2020
And just got cut again
2022 and he just retired. :P
She makes me that much more thankful for my wife.
*Blake Bortles has left the chat
He smashed 100%
Lol "wanna go to the garage, I got a sweet scooter" that line has NEVER worked on any girl till now.
PF Flyer sandlot quote made me a Bortles fan lol
This man said it’s probably illegal how I watch movies but that’s how I do it
Mr. Bortles needs an astute handler to pre-approve his interviews.
It’s 2021.
We might be in a global, kinetic war with China.
And Blake Bortles is still a legend.
“Your a big boy”
"You wanna go to the garage? I actually have a sweet, uh, scooter."
She wants to ride the BOAT!
Blake “Anything Tight” Bortles
This girl is on a mission. But awesome answer by Bortals “ big daddy” 😂😂
This interaction is cracking me up :’D they’re both hilarious in different ways
They should do a follow up series. How great is Blake Bortles’ life now?
"There's no handrail?!"
*Proceeds to grab the extremely obviously handrail*
Ho: leans on bed.
What is your morning routine?
Bortles: usually just piss
Ho: immediately stops trying to be seductive. For all of 3 seconds.
PIT STAINS WTF 😂😂😂
I’m trying to remember if this was nearly as cringy 6 years ago when it came out. Don’t take that the wrong way, 6 years later and Blake is still a total legend.
she made the shit cringe i think she was just trynna smash
sick pits bro its rad
So what athlete is going to knocker her up and have to pay 18 years of child support ???
Blake Bortles would and probably did..
@@johnmcgready2074 *doubt
“When you start doing your own laundry”? “When I was 12”😂
BIG BOIIIIII
Lmao he immediately knew rompers didn't even have to think
Coming from the good place, Blake Bortles is exactly what I expected
DUUVAAAALL
“No they were 3 for 5 at Walmart” 😂😂
Was gonna ask what happen to blake but I'm sure he chillen ❤
This is every first tinder date
Blake Bortles and Jay Cutler need a show together. Epic!!
5:13 Hahaha Blake said "Over your head"
I like how he says come on in even though she's 6ft in the house
Blake is now my hero...
This man is a national treasure. Dilly Dilly!
Legend says he never actually smashed
i love how it says to be continued as theyre talking about natural busty blondes lmao
This is unintentionally the funniest video I have seen this year lmfao!
"What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?"
"Uhhm.. usually just piss."
This is the greatest interview of all time LMAO
"no they were 3 for 5 at Walmart" "oh". lol
Blake: “you never seen the sandlot, …. What is wrong with you”
Lmao
“If you’re not winning, you quit”
-Ricky Bobby
Lol “what’s vein?”… this dude is awesome 🤣
The laundry question had me dying
Blake “If it’s any QB I’d have beers with” Bortles😌🙏🏽
“They were 3 for 5 at Walmart”
“Oh”
I don't even know what I'm watching but it's funny
6:48 “You’re a big boy!”
@0:59 The man keeping his eyes on the prize
Blake has the best personality lol, Go Jags!!!
After watching this. I’m rooting for bortles to make a comeback. He def banged this chick