0:00 Mega64 Olympic Board Games soon! 0:18 The Console War is over 3:30 Theme Song by BarXMusic 3:53 Video Codec comedy 5:02 Superbowl 27:14 Deadpool 3 38:21 Warners Bros cancelling movies 40:20 Shawn and Rocco's residual checks 44:44 Garrett and Kevin not watching Superbowl 47:30 Figure Updates 52:08 Final Fantasy VII Rebirth 55:28 Nintendo Direct and Xbox Announcements 58:10 Olympic Board Games this Saturday 1:05:00 Rib Update 1:07:05 Old town San Diego tour 1:09:02 Mega64 Master Collection
39:15 bro I fucking remember when all those Discovery sub-channels all started doing reality TV shows. I specifically remember noticing that they all had slogans like "History Channel: Made Every Day" and "Animal Planet: Surprisingly Human," and thinking "that's weird, it feels like they're trying to subconsciously condition us to get used to all these channels not showing the one thing you would think they would show, based on the name."
Watched the first minute of this and they are so unbelievably funny and entertaining that I'm subscribing to this from my feed. Holy Fuck, love these guys. -Happy727
One rocco said "are you going to f$%&ing say that to me on here?" Before Shawn cursed! Two rocco didn't cuss out Kevin when he asked who TimDog is. Three rocco is firing Shawn out of Mega64 next. RIPRIG Derrick and Shawn.
I can't believe Derrick is not on the podcast, except when i realize they explained the situation multiple times, and i should accept that that's the situation.
27:20 _Come... as you are_ _(ARE ARE are are are_ - echo) (dramatic pause) _As you were_ (nyyyoooouuum, screeeech, BANG) _As I want youu-u-u-u-u-u..._ (fade out on song, fade to black on image) (heartbeat) (fade back in, fade in on beaten up and bloodied main character) _u-uu-uuU-U-UUUUUU TO BEEEEEE_ (action scene hits synced up with the bass drum... which has now been replaced by a Call of Duty C4 sound effect) Trailer online tomorrow.
I hate this so much, it's 100% spot on and I've been joking about this myself but using Buddy Holly by Weezer for maximum cringe. Hoo - hoo... (3 gunshots synced to bass drum with dramatic electronic sounds) Hoo - hoo... (3 other things happen on the beat) Hoo - hoo, (dramatic explosions, music track crescendos behind the vocals) And that's for a- all ti- (Big boom, cut to black.) (Insert meaningless line of dialogue from the movie like "Things will never be the same" or "This changes everything") (Title slowly fades in from black,) (With all other sounds removed, now just the isolated vocal track) Oo-wee-oo I look just like Buddy Hollyyyy... (echo) (Release date in silence) Ughhhhhhh
@@nvrndingsmmr You may fool other people with your "normal person commenting on RUclips" act... But, you ain't fooling me, Michael Bay!! (Awesome btw hah, and I knew I forgot something damn it! The isolated vocal track!)
I mean xbox is in the inverse situation Sony is; Xbox as a brand is a low, but Windows and Microsoft are still at huge highs with no real threats going forward, and can support Xbox and Gamepass, since it helps bring interest in the brand as a gaming ecosystem among multiple platforms. Playstation as a brand is at an all time high, but Sony as a company is more or less at an all time low, since they've gotten rid of their phone brand is long gone; their laptop brand is long gone; their TV, Speaker, Headphone, A/V Receiver, etc., are a small portion of what they were; and they're literally supported by the West and PlayStation brand. You guys know well enough Kutaragi's Playstation was a small piece of the pie, even going into the PS2 era. I guess that's part of the thing with Apple too and their headset. Yeah, it wasn't the magnanimous success they likely wished it to be, but they can bank on those losses. And at least for the time being, since MS is clearly wealthy enough for XBOX to buy Activision Blizzard King, they and their shareholders are willing to play the long game even if the current and last generation haven't gone their way. Weirdly though, because I've switched to PC gaming, I don't really get the strong appeal to either. I know there's the ten or so million hardcore gamers who will be buying many games for the PS5 that are exclusive, but it feels odd to me how many people swapped from Xbox 360 to PS4, only to basically play the same games: Sports titles, GTA, CoD, Battlefield, etc. Hell, you even oddly had people swap from 360 to PS3 literally to rebuy GTAV and other such multiplatform titles. I'm starting to get a sense that why people choose a console has gotten far more complex than back in the day, since back in the 90s/early 00s, there were fairly obvious reasons, and the exclusives or semi-exclusives did matter. But now most exclusive titles in the top ten most sold titles for a console almost always coincide with a pack-in release. Again, maybe being on PC again, since that's what I grew up on before getting a GameCube, has kind of neutered any sort of brand loyalty, but from an objective stand point, it seems like most people seem to prefer one console over another, just to play games available on both. You'd think, statistically, people with such interests would buy both equally. But apparently not.
Genuinely absurd that Garrett puts his foot down about a mild spoiler for Tears of the Kingdom if he hasn't even played Breath of the Wild.. there was no way you would have even remembered!!
Re:Master Collection DVDs Please take all the time you need to make it the best it can! I'm excited to get my hands on it like anyone else, but I also would rather wait an extra few weeks or whatever to have it be slightly better
I get Shawn trying to be scouted in a nowhere location for a movie. When I was a kid biking so fast and stopping and turning around so that somebody would say I looked like John Connor in Terminator 2 never came to be.
"Don't curse in the first five minutes. In addition to Xbox falling, our monetization is falling. Now you're roping us into their crisis... you took food out of our mouths when you said those bad words." *Lmao bruh*
Xbox is dead. Master Chief (bastard chief) is now going to be in smashbros with freaking duck hunt. Now gears of war will be in fat princess. Blinx will be in Kid Icarus. The end is nigh and the tower of Bill Gates will come crashing down. Tim Dog be damned. God help us
0:00 Mega64 Olympic Board Games soon!
0:18 The Console War is over
3:30 Theme Song by BarXMusic
3:53 Video Codec comedy
5:02 Superbowl
27:14 Deadpool 3
38:21 Warners Bros cancelling movies
40:20 Shawn and Rocco's residual checks
44:44 Garrett and Kevin not watching Superbowl
47:30 Figure Updates
52:08 Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
55:28 Nintendo Direct and Xbox Announcements
58:10 Olympic Board Games this Saturday
1:05:00 Rib Update
1:07:05 Old town San Diego tour
1:09:02 Mega64 Master Collection
Gord bless u
Find you a girl that looks at you like Kev looks at Rocco
Garrett referencing Lupin III, further cementing him as the best 🙏
Even though Derrick is taking a break I still wanna see Derrick for 2 seconds, can we get like a yu yu hakusho funeral photo frame of him?
shawns stupid "i was in coyote vs acme" bit actually made me look it up, sad day
stupid??
@@joshhamester*GENIUS
Calling an Alpha-Brain user stupid? Yeah, as if.
39:15 bro I fucking remember when all those Discovery sub-channels all started doing reality TV shows. I specifically remember noticing that they all had slogans like "History Channel: Made Every Day" and "Animal Planet: Surprisingly Human," and thinking "that's weird, it feels like they're trying to subconsciously condition us to get used to all these channels not showing the one thing you would think they would show, based on the name."
Watched the first minute of this and they are so unbelievably funny and entertaining that I'm subscribing to this from my feed. Holy Fuck, love these guys.
-Happy727
Watched the first minute of this and they are so unbelievably epic and swag that I'm spreading love and positivity
Derrick is locked up in Arizona State Pen for bouncing checks and fraud charges. Miss ya buddy. Parole hearing is in June 2025. 💙💔
Is that for real?!
@@JosePerez-ld8qgyes unfortunately
sad but true 😢
@@JonathanCabot dang that's crazy! ...you just never know.
@@JosePerez-ld8qgwas on the local news in San Diego
LOVE THE TIMDOG CONTENT, this is whats been missing
That dude is a complete joke, I cant imagine being a grown person be this desperate to boot lick corporations prob doesnt a lick of equity in Xbox lol
@@RubMySweatyThighs no he’s a legend to me and many others.
how is being a console fanboy a legend lol @@kob4918
I just discovered you guys today. Already obsessed. The nostalgia I’m experiencing is healing lol
everyone always asks "who's Timdog?" but no one ever asks "how's Timdog"... 😔🥀
Wow original joke is original
thanks bro made it myself 😏
Why is tim dog?
One rocco said "are you going to f$%&ing say that to me on here?" Before Shawn cursed!
Two rocco didn't cuss out Kevin when he asked who TimDog is.
Three rocco is firing Shawn out of Mega64 next.
RIPRIG Derrick and Shawn.
Can we all appreciate the fact that Shawn was aware of Kelsey Grammar being in the Marvels? Shawn will stop at nothing to keep up with Mr. Crane.
I can't believe Derrick is not on the podcast, except when i realize they explained the situation multiple times, and i should accept that that's the situation.
Thanks Shawn, I didn't know who Tim Dog was. Appreciate you.
RIP Phil Tencent
27:20
_Come... as you are_ _(ARE ARE are are are_ - echo)
(dramatic pause)
_As you were_
(nyyyoooouuum, screeeech, BANG)
_As I want youu-u-u-u-u-u..._
(fade out on song, fade to black on image)
(heartbeat)
(fade back in, fade in on beaten up and bloodied main character)
_u-uu-uuU-U-UUUUUU TO BEEEEEE_
(action scene hits synced up with the bass drum... which has now been replaced by a Call of Duty C4 sound effect)
Trailer online tomorrow.
I hate this so much, it's 100% spot on and I've been joking about this myself but using Buddy Holly by Weezer for maximum cringe.
Hoo - hoo...
(3 gunshots synced to bass drum with dramatic electronic sounds)
Hoo - hoo...
(3 other things happen on the beat)
Hoo - hoo,
(dramatic explosions, music track crescendos behind the vocals)
And that's for a- all ti-
(Big boom, cut to black.)
(Insert meaningless line of dialogue from the movie like "Things will never be the same" or "This changes everything")
(Title slowly fades in from black,)
(With all other sounds removed, now just the isolated vocal track)
Oo-wee-oo I look just like Buddy Hollyyyy... (echo)
(Release date in silence)
Ughhhhhhh
@@nvrndingsmmr You may fool other people with your "normal person commenting on RUclips" act... But, you ain't fooling me, Michael Bay!!
(Awesome btw hah, and I knew I forgot something damn it! The isolated vocal track!)
It's cool they acknowledge and apologize for delays or hiccups with their shop side of the business.❤
garret is like the 4chan/pol take and rocco is the twitter/reddit user
4chan/pol take would be incredibly racist and filled with nazism. Though, Musk's Xitter is getting there too.
Rocco is the Temu/eBay guy
who's TimDog??
What’s up TimDog
0:55
Turn the podcast off. Don't come here with that ignorance.
Could you be any more out of the loop?
Whenever I hear people say things like this, I can't even be angry. It's just pathetic. Very, very pathetic. Educate yourself.
Can't believe they didn't give out free Slurpees for this podcast :/
Seeing you guys with grey hair after all these years reminds me of my own mortality
I'm one minute thirty seven seconds in and shaun is going hard out the gate.
Imma heat up some popcorn.
I mean xbox is in the inverse situation Sony is; Xbox as a brand is a low, but Windows and Microsoft are still at huge highs with no real threats going forward, and can support Xbox and Gamepass, since it helps bring interest in the brand as a gaming ecosystem among multiple platforms. Playstation as a brand is at an all time high, but Sony as a company is more or less at an all time low, since they've gotten rid of their phone brand is long gone; their laptop brand is long gone; their TV, Speaker, Headphone, A/V Receiver, etc., are a small portion of what they were; and they're literally supported by the West and PlayStation brand. You guys know well enough Kutaragi's Playstation was a small piece of the pie, even going into the PS2 era.
I guess that's part of the thing with Apple too and their headset. Yeah, it wasn't the magnanimous success they likely wished it to be, but they can bank on those losses. And at least for the time being, since MS is clearly wealthy enough for XBOX to buy Activision Blizzard King, they and their shareholders are willing to play the long game even if the current and last generation haven't gone their way.
Weirdly though, because I've switched to PC gaming, I don't really get the strong appeal to either. I know there's the ten or so million hardcore gamers who will be buying many games for the PS5 that are exclusive, but it feels odd to me how many people swapped from Xbox 360 to PS4, only to basically play the same games: Sports titles, GTA, CoD, Battlefield, etc. Hell, you even oddly had people swap from 360 to PS3 literally to rebuy GTAV and other such multiplatform titles. I'm starting to get a sense that why people choose a console has gotten far more complex than back in the day, since back in the 90s/early 00s, there were fairly obvious reasons, and the exclusives or semi-exclusives did matter. But now most exclusive titles in the top ten most sold titles for a console almost always coincide with a pack-in release. Again, maybe being on PC again, since that's what I grew up on before getting a GameCube, has kind of neutered any sort of brand loyalty, but from an objective stand point, it seems like most people seem to prefer one console over another, just to play games available on both. You'd think, statistically, people with such interests would buy both equally. But apparently not.
I remember edging to this live :)
hell yeah dude
Genuinely absurd that Garrett puts his foot down about a mild spoiler for Tears of the Kingdom if he hasn't even played Breath of the Wild.. there was no way you would have even remembered!!
consooming is serious business
Derrick always had so much animosity towards the pod, better energy with Kevin truly.
I saw Network with Brian Cranston live on stage and there were a couple bits were the camera work was part of the performance.
The board game Rocco is stressed about has to be Perfection, can't be anything else
Re:Master Collection DVDs
Please take all the time you need to make it the best it can! I'm excited to get my hands on it like anyone else, but I also would rather wait an extra few weeks or whatever to have it be slightly better
I want as much content on the BluRay as possible. This is a lifetime collection. Ill wait another 6 months if it means more
I agree with Rocco, I wanted to see the Taylor simps upset.
Shawn is looking way better since that supplement, more colour and roundness to his face, less dark circles around his eyes, etc.
I will be tuning into Shawn's Shred Sesh whenever that becomes a show
Who’s Timdog? 🐕 Who was the cat! 🐈 Is she nice? 💁♀️
cant believe Tim Dawg shot Xbox in cold blood
Glad Garrett stuck up for the Deadpool movies. Rocco really shits on them, but I found them to be pretty fun.
I get Shawn trying to be scouted in a nowhere location for a movie. When I was a kid biking so fast and stopping and turning around so that somebody would say I looked like John Connor in Terminator 2 never came to be.
Hahahahahahaha
"Don't curse in the first five minutes. In addition to Xbox falling, our monetization is falling. Now you're roping us into their crisis... you took food out of our mouths when you said those bad words."
*Lmao bruh*
All the FF7 Rebirth footage of Cid has him without the cigarette too. Bummer. Hopefully those PC version mods come quick
Was there no post/pre show? i dont see any vods apart from main show on twitch?
Aftershow is patreon upload, I think main show vod on twitch still has aftershow, maybe they just didn't do one this week
They didn't do one this week cuz it was just supposed to be a quick Monday stream.
Timdog is the brother of Lendog who's still in jail for 600 lbs of iPod in this trunk
The reason the commercials were so milquetoast this year is because all of the ad agencies were trying to avoid their own Bud Light-gate
It’s me, I’m TimDog
Getting meat sweats from Brazilian and Korean BBQ, it's because if the salt. Those are easily the saltiest meats you can get.
Damn shawn doesn't take any shit now that he's pumping iron with garret
Actually I heard the new Tenga tech is derived from the unchronicled 7th Infinity Stone: the Head Stone.
What's stronger? The J-O Crystals or the Zeo Crystals?
CUMSTONES
I hope they play Pop the Pig or Don’t Wake Up Daddy for the Board Game Olympics
Had to check if these were real because those names specifically sound like something rocco would make up
Who tf is tim dog
I really wanted to know who was TimDog? 😂
Who's TimDog?
We lost him 😥
0:55
I have failed.@@user-zw4wh1tm9x
Up's brother.
ARE you telling me that there will no more Cabela bug bucks hunt videos?
I'm ok with the collection delay
yeah you guys were calling it a PS4 for months after 5 came out
Explain to the folks at home who Tim Dog is.
I honestly couldn't even tell you what the current gen Xboxes are called. Something like Xbox One Series S. That brand was dead after the 360.
zevia is the shit
is timdog related to curtdogg
Shawn "Everyman" Chatfield.
Derrick is BACK!
35:19 michael jackson
Derrick's absence speaks volumes
He couldn't handle the loss of Tim Dog... Poor guy
Turn your speakers down
It’s cuz they thought “buried” was a good movie, Derrick couldn’t agree with that statement
More like Derek speaks volumes, am I right
Xbox, revive
Turn animal planet into what it is today aaand owns warner bros. Anybody want to bet on the early life section?
I don't like when dad yells at me 😢
Noting that smoker gift in the back of my mind
It's Podcast 7/11 and Rocco's not sitting in his chair shamelessly plugging Buc-ee's? Shame, do better.
Damn not Squirm… 😢
Tim Dog died in 2013 bro
The game that everyone hates has gotta be perfection
Starfield
I am Timdog
Why would I trust what you have to say about Xbox after you shit on Killers of the Flower Moon?
hey shawn, are you hearin me?
do your best job! don't sweat it! more content is awesome!
Xboned
who's timdog
X-ed out box more like it… #RIT
rip rig
Loop-on
Yoof-ie
22:22 Mark 14 : 3-9
Xbox 360 is definitely dead, they haven’t put out a game in years
was it ever not tho?
People who don't watch the whole podcast on their way to make the same Derrick comment even when we were told directly why last week
Derrick didn't win the rematch at twister. He broke the rules and cheated multiple times.
Hell yeah brother
Theme song
Derrick quit, for real?!
NFL DEAD,XBOX DEAD,SEGA RETURNS.
What tomdig
XboX RiP
38:00
Gears 5 and Halo Infinite both tried to be like Far Cry open world and both were worse off because of it.
FREE ACOSTA tshirts when? he is stuck in Arizona State Pen and the boys are not even protesting with us on the streets 😢😢😢
Guys none of these Derrick jokes in the comments are funny anymore let's tone it down a bit.
Xbox Gone
Xbox is dead. Master Chief (bastard chief) is now going to be in smashbros with freaking duck hunt. Now gears of war will be in fat princess. Blinx will be in Kid Icarus. The end is nigh and the tower of Bill Gates will come crashing down. Tim Dog be damned. God help us
NOT BLINX!!!!! ITS SO OVER
Yes unironically lol 😅😢
is derrick dead? or just getting his drink on'!
they were in a movie or is that another bit? tired of the bits...
Shawn and Rocco had very small roles appearing in character as Todd and Aaron in the movie Not Okay on Hulu.
Man you guys are so funny 😭🤣🤣
PS5 is dead 😂
This is the best-selling console right now. Not bad for a dead console.
If PS5 is dead at 50+ million consoles sold, just what is Xbox at 20 for 2 consoles combined?