To the creator of this video, edit issues and all, thank you. This video was the perfect antidote to a shit day at work. Gives me stuff to listen to. Thank you for your service to RUclips.
@@thefourthdegree Opie, as terrible as he is at radio, is the only reason the show continued to exist. If Anthony had been in charge, they'd have been taken off the air a decade earlier after all the days he didn't show up because was drunkenly fucking children the night before.
@@AlanMaxey good point. If Opie wasn’t “the captain of the ship,” then he at least a very basic straight laced guy who could temper Anthony’s darker side. These guys just don’t work without each other for whatever reason.
These are some of the greatest on-the-fly examples of Genius Jim Norton we have been given. Many thanks for posting...truly. I offer my choice of best Jim Norton material ever: The Mimi Beardsley segment. BOOM
I fucking love these compilations! I've listened to Ted's, Chippah's and Uncle Paul's dozens of times and it never gets old! You should like have an O&A discount emporian or something, TSSSS! Home run, Mikey!
I'm in the hospital with my grandma post surgery, listening to this and accidently pressed play with no earphones plugged, sounds like a maniac soundtrack.
“Companies hire me to save them energy.” “What if I wanted to save energy in my apartment, what would I change the lightbulbs to?” “STOP TRYING TO LEAD ME, IDIOT.”
I love when Ted interrupts and completely cuts off Dopie. That's exactly what he does to everyone when they actually have something funny to say, it's like his ears stop working until he's finished thinking out loud.
Opie is so awful that whole chunk around 1:20:00, keeps calling Jim the wrong character on purpose, and acknowledging Jimmys rants hoping he'll just do another rant or character on command
I can't believe no one in Hollywood ever got Jimmy to do this voice for an animated kids' movie. All those movies like Pets and Madagascar with comedians doing the voices and Jimmy would've outshined 95% of them.
A bee lies wounded, regretting only that he had but one sting to give for his Queen, takes his dying breath, and utters: "he...entiiiiced me." He was thanked for his service.
1:40:22 Prime Opie. Doesn't get the rigor mortis joke, pretends he does, then plays a sound clip. THEN reads instant feedback, doesn't get the "you lost me at he was a man" joke, takes it literally, and plays the whole stupid clip again. What a dolt.
@G.I. Jew - American Hebrew Not really. Opie is the equivalent to crap on the gold that is Anthony and Jimmy. And we certainly know you wouldn't let the gold go in spite of the gold Moshe.
@@bobobandy9382 keep jerking off other men into your mouth over the internet you circlejerk douche. How does it feel to have no unique opinions? At least you can have pretend friends on the internet though right?
Omg AC/DC amp!! Also Ted the fearful flyer, how are we crashing we haven’t flied yet and Theodore, take that thing out of your mouth and tell your friend to go home 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jim needs to bring Ted back. I always wish when Chip does ads on his podacast he would suprise us with an ad from Ted.
100% agree
So many emporiums to choose from
I remember Jim saying Ted hurts his voice. Which sucks because I love Ted.
I wish Jimmy would bring Jimmy back
@@Cheka__ yea personally senile jimmy just isn't that good he seems kind of washed up
I would love to hear Jim Norton do a Ted Talk as Ted Sheckler. “THAT’S WHEN I SPEAK PUBLICLY, GREGORY!!!!!!!”
IM GOING TO TELL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU SHOULDNT TOUCH LITTLE BOYS IN THEIR HEINIES
Please make a kickstarter for a ted Sheckler ted talk
"Opening Emporiums and how to control your own destiny, with Theodore Sheckler"
Ted Sheckler is the best, my favorite Norton character. So glad I found this. Thank you to whoever uploaded it
To the creator of this video, edit issues and all, thank you. This video was the perfect antidote to a shit day at work. Gives me stuff to listen to. Thank you for your service to RUclips.
I love it when Ted gives Bob Kelly the business.
Ted the light bulb expert is my personal favorite. Such a wealth of knowledge regarding filaments!
i still love the "what's that? i heard you" with Bob kelly at ghost hunter
Opie and Anthony wouldn't have gotten nearly as far as they did without good ol Jim Norton
Matt Schilling They would’ve gone much further without Opie
@@thefourthdegree Opie, as terrible as he is at radio, is the only reason the show continued to exist. If Anthony had been in charge, they'd have been taken off the air a decade earlier after all the days he didn't show up because was drunkenly fucking children the night before.
@@AlanMaxey good point. If Opie wasn’t “the captain of the ship,” then he at least a very basic straight laced guy who could temper Anthony’s darker side. These guys just don’t work without each other for whatever reason.
Opie had some talents for keeping the show moving and getting past awkward moments. But he couldn't get past his ego and play the straight man he was.
@@sangredelic big boy has the big bat today
Jimmy is honestly a comedy genius. Christ knows how he thinks this stuff up on the fly.
Praise his name
He’s better off the cuff than he is writing for his stand up specials.
You gotta love Jimmy Norton!
hes fucking gold
@@lutzy411 some call him the Comedy Kid.
Thanks for taking the time to make this Mike
Ted never fails to put me in a good mood. He's surprisingly a mostly clean character too.
You missed the part with the demons?
But his prices are outlandish.
YES! NO!
"Mostly clean"
No, not at all, hes constantly talking about death/disfigurement/sex/ect
He's not clean at all. Not even close.
I couldn't listen to this at work because I kept laughing by myself like a maniac.
"Theodore take that out of your mouth and tell your friend to go home!" I almost fell over laughing at work! 😂
This is what the Podcast should be. Classic bits. Not segments from last weeks show.
By far Jimmy's best character. I miss Ted.
He's absorbed Ted's better lines for himself, and his awful ones for Chip.
I agree he was my favorite too.
buttermore11 My favorite by far as well
@@MichaelRethy "What?! I use UPS Ground!" XD
Ted Sheckler is the best.
And if there is a God, he will forgive Norton for everything except for creating Chip.
Jimcy ME was better
Ted opening the childs casket and shaking him might be the funniest thing ive ever heard
These are some of the greatest on-the-fly examples of Genius Jim Norton we have been given. Many thanks for posting...truly.
I offer my choice of best Jim Norton material ever: The Mimi Beardsley segment.
BOOM
omfg, Ted the GhoOOoossSssSSSTTT hunter is fucking killing me. "BOOOO! AAAAH" Holy fuck.
anadryantontine yet another one of ted's happy customers
anadryantontine Just get a fan, it'll blow them away lol.
Theyre whispy apiritions....boooooo....
anadryantontine funniest shit I've ever heard
17:53 is the GREATEST FUCKING WAY IVE EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY THE WORD "SURE". HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
Logicalpsycho2323 Stealth Ted
Ryan_n Outfuckingstanding
Uncle Paul has a great 'suuuuuure'
I fucking love these compilations! I've listened to Ted's, Chippah's and Uncle Paul's dozens of times and it never gets old! You should like have an O&A discount emporian or something, TSSSS! Home run, Mikey!
Yes the beekeeper and his method for getting rid of and pricing structure had me near death 😂
Opie the comedy speed bump
Bonnie's hemorrhoid Vos' speedbump
I needed my fix of Ted.
Opie is the reason we got any of this, that was his strength
The Hafthor Julius Bjornsson of bumps.
@@Ks-yq4xt his strength was being a malignant lump on every joke ever muttered?
One of my biggest laughs from the show was him breaking out Ted during the Marmalade Sally bit.
That's really was a possibly piss yourself moment
"YES! It was on my front porch, somebody thought it was a slug..." LOL!
jimmy norton is the greatist inprover of all time
HaloMadness007 his bit during the carbonite conversation was absolutely brilliant.
*improv
what a flub. *improviser
You are the best improver of spelling.
Relax
"Mother would stick her tongue out stupidly" Love Teddy Shecler!!!
JUST FEEL FREE TO CALL TEDS PESKY BEE REMOVAL EMPORIUM
Jim is the most underrated funny person ever
Easily
"my yard is only 3 feet by 2 feet, i'm always winning"
holy shit is Jimmy quick with jokes
Ted and Chip are my 2 favorite Jim Norton characters. great video by the way!!
We miss Ted. But it hurts our sweet, lil' Yeemmy's voice.
I'm in the hospital with my grandma post surgery, listening to this and accidently pressed play with no earphones plugged, sounds like a maniac soundtrack.
You put her there right?
If jimmy had to shed his vocal cords and be a mute for the rest of his life it would be worth 5 good minutes of ted
Nnnnnnn,n,n,n BMI, n,
Whenever Ted says "WHAT'S THAT?!!" it just kills me.
This makes me so happy.
I can listen to Ted all day, and sometimes do!
Ted is Jim's best character.
Ghost Hunting Ted is far too good, I couldn't breathe.
The missing second half of Ted the Serial Killer is worth looking up.
Ted's a second-hand smoke serial killer? Best TED ever!!
8:03: "who do you call for that?"
Opie: "Ghostbusters"
Good one 1980's joke teller
“Companies hire me to save them energy.”
“What if I wanted to save energy in my apartment, what would I change the lightbulbs to?”
“STOP TRYING TO LEAD ME, IDIOT.”
I love when Ted interrupts and completely cuts off Dopie. That's exactly what he does to everyone when they actually have something funny to say, it's like his ears stop working until he's finished thinking out loud.
There is a LinkedIn account called Ted’s light bulb emporium.
20:24
"Do you have to go to the hospital every time?"
"EVERY SINGLE TIME!"
😂🤣😭
The most underused, best alternate personality of Jimmy.
The only problem is hurt Jim voice,even opie love ted
I'm only at Ted the Beekeeper and I'm already crying.
Your tongue is slowly murdering you. THE TONGUE WAS TOLD TO STAND DOWN
“Fluorescent’s for queers!”
Opie is so awful that whole chunk around 1:20:00, keeps calling Jim the wrong character on purpose, and acknowledging Jimmys rants hoping he'll just do another rant or character on command
Jade Runner Oh my god
@Jade Runner yes kinda like someone else we all fuggn know with a good gawwdaadamn podacasts. Tsssss
1. Uncle Paul
2. Ted Sheckler
3. Jive Talking Jimmy
4. Chip Chipperson
Jimmy should do a podcast with all of the characters. We could follow them like a soap opera. I can't even begin to imagine the drama.
I'm honestly surprised that Ted hasn't been the antagonist in a bunch of product commercials, like Ernest.
If I ever win the lottery I'm paying someone to animate this whole compilation.
I'd fuckin watch
@@Dr.Meth666 Same. I'll contribute to the financial support.
Jeez nothing yet? Keep trying
I'm surprised Ted the Roaster isn't on here. I almost cried laughing hearing Ted rip everyone a new asshole.
oh ted; how we need you now more than ever in the 8th month of the year 2022
this is the best! Please do a compilation of Regular Joe!!!!
Will do!
Michael Deeznuts ,'z
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yeh regular joe's awsome!! but what do i know i just need a couple of cups of coffee so i can get to work.
Eh, I put my pants on one leg at a time, that's all I can tells ya.
still listening to this in August 2020
February 2022
May 2023
@@Thunderchild-gz4gc Ted is the funniest talk show character ever
My god Jimmy is a rampaging maniac. This is brilliant.
It certainly is Gregory.
I can't believe no one in Hollywood ever got Jimmy to do this voice for an animated kids' movie. All those movies like Pets and Madagascar with comedians doing the voices and Jimmy would've outshined 95% of them.
The fifth time I'm listening to this... I think?
Okay. Please keep us all posted each time you listen again
...Aaaaaand I'm back for listen #5
Listen 100...
17:53 best way that the word "sure" has ever been said
I know a certain uncle that begs to differ my friend 😂😂
Look at him in his little outfit in the sky doin the Chicken Dance with the Lord 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seven people are joyless
A bee lies wounded, regretting only that he had but one sting to give for his Queen, takes his dying breath, and utters: "he...entiiiiced me."
He was thanked for his service.
I almost forgot "the tongue is not on your side, bubba"
Is the first 3 minutes repeated for anybody else?
Sorry, it's a bad edit
+Michael Deeznuts Take the hit. Also, good work.
Ever hear about that Irish gay couple, Ian Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzian? Baa dummm bummm.
3 minutes on a two hour clip? Who gives a shit you nitpicking mick.
ShaneKarma376 fuckin got him chipah
Is this every ted sheckler skit? This stuff is hilarious.
55:55 i love that brief period of silence that it takes for jImmy to officially transform into Ted
"I'd like to do this 17 more times" really does seem like a Ted thing even though it's accurate.
Opie doesnt really know how to talk to ted.
What a crime
thank you for timekeys :)
Roger the darkness salesman. Jesus that was funny.
I love that nobody ever made Ant laugh like Lil Jimmy Norden.
Make a friend in reality. This is such a weird thing to say about men you've never met and that don't know you exist
@@yackum_3331 You're talking shit to a stranger youve never met you fuckin weirdo. Lol
1:40:22 Prime Opie. Doesn't get the rigor mortis joke, pretends he does, then plays a sound clip. THEN reads instant feedback, doesn't get the "you lost me at he was a man" joke, takes it literally, and plays the whole stupid clip again. What a dolt.
Ted Rules!!!
ghostsssssstsssss were trying to pinch my fanny
I imagine a young Teddy Sheckler was like the little fat boy from Bad Santa.
NOW it's a Fritata.
1:34:31 Ted is fucking amazing!
it's missing the clip of that screencap though!
it really is unreal how quick and hilarious this fucking is hahah
I miss Ted. A little too much Chip nowadays.
He's the best Jim character ever. I love Ted so much.
Angela Benedetto whats an erock ? somekind of online rock or somethin ttsss ttsss ttsss
buttermore11 Absolutely!
4 years later - absolutely. we want Ted back!
Whattayou like Nostradamus or sumthin?
The journalists voice during the beekeeper report almost gave me a panic attack out of sheer anger
Ghosts's, Gregory.
yay... I love Ted
righteous!!
That Carbonite bit would be a hilarious commercial.
I believe it was, right? They were doing a read. Advertisement. Thats what made it so goddamn funny to me
if you like that, look up some of the Ron & Fez live reads from before they stopped letting Ron do them. they're insane
@@notsusan no shit, I'll look them up. Thanks for the Gems big daddy.
lmfao, a gold shotgun with a toe attachment
Hack
@@georgedudleysashtray3860 -e-sack
18:35 Bee Expert
43:35 Lots of Doodies
18:55 "JUST FEEL FREE TO CALL!!!"
14:49 it’s kind of funny hearing the initial public reaction to Better Call Saul, compared to how highly praised it is today haha
I know, right? Ant was dead wrong about that one.
Opie's clumsy, blatant set ups for Jimmy are just the worst thing.
I feel the same about circumcision.
@G.I. Jew - American Hebrew Not really. Opie is the equivalent to crap on the gold that is Anthony and Jimmy. And we certainly know you wouldn't let the gold go in spite of the gold Moshe.
@@McTrollenstein That guy goes around and defends Opie on every video. Sad.
I have to say i dont mind it at all because the second he starts hamfistedly awkwardly talking like that you know whats coming and get excited.
@@bobobandy9382 keep jerking off other men into your mouth over the internet you circlejerk douche. How does it feel to have no unique opinions? At least you can have pretend friends on the internet though right?
Ted's fart emporium: You think it, we stink it ... pleease :)
This is the best character!
What was the date of Ted's first appearance??
Omg AC/DC amp!!
Also Ted the fearful flyer, how are we crashing we haven’t flied yet and Theodore, take that thing out of your mouth and tell your friend to go home 😂😂😂😂😂😂
27:58 Pffffff.... smelled like sperled milk...
fucking year later I realise I'm a non-timestamping shitdick
"I SELL EVERYTHING DEATH!"
I love Ted Snopes!