The Living Tombstone - Alastor's Game (Hazbin Hotel Song)
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2020
- A song inspired by Alastor, The Radio Demon from "Hazbin Hotel." Enjoy!
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➢ Watch the pilot episode of Hazbin Hotel here (18+): • HAZBIN HOTEL (PILOT)
Music Production/Mixing - Yoav Landau
Lead Vocals and Lyrics - Sam Haft / samhaft
Video Production - Lee Mounsey / leemounseysmith
Character Art - Circe Bogart / puppetology
Solo Guitar - Brandon Beck / hellyesbrandon
Mastering - Leon Zervos studios301.com/online-masteri...
Special Thanks - Vivienne Medrano / vivziepop
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Lyrics:
I’ve got a game I want to show you
If I tell you my name, you’ll have to play too
I’ve been here for years biding my time
Waiting and primed. Until I could find you.
Just sign on the line and we can be friends.
I’ll be here for you until your world ends.
Enjoy all your toys I will supply.
You only live once, and you’ll be mine the
day you die, I’ll have my payment.
Your eternal soul’s enslavement.
Did you divine our dark arrangement?
You were lovely entertainment.
The dark desires you’ve been serving,
You can bet that you’re deserving.
No regret for who you’re hurting.
Why, it’s almost like you’re flirting.
Come into my world take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I’m your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon
Sorry I don’t mean to alarm you
If you ask me to stay I would be charmed to
You all have such cozy little lives
How do you survive like that I wish I knew
But you’ve got a lovely little secret
You’re tired of feeling awful small, SO YOU
Gave Mister Alastor a call, to make a deal
Because you’re hungry
for all the sights, you want to see them
Earthly delights you feel you need them
Your appetites I’ll help you feed them
I’ll be your sweet radio demon
And once your hunger has abated
Don’t forget your friend who waited
Watched as you indulged your thirst and
did I mention that you’re cursed?
Come into my world take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I’m your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon
You laid your chips out on the table now
When you gamble souls the house will always win
I’m double dealing in betrayal
And I’m here to cash my payout
I hope it was worth the life of sin
Welcome to my world take a look around
Inside your nightmare deep beyond the mortal veil
You made a wrong turn at the crossroads
Now you’re at the final episode
Eternity with me in hell
Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you
Suffice to say when I play I don’t lose
Collect on the debts that you accrued
It was such a gas
I really am amused
Have a dark thought I’m right beside you
A casual whisper just to guide you
Look over your shoulder and I’m gone
Remember this song
And I bid you adieu 
Видеоклипы
Alastor : “When you gamble souls the house will always win”
Cuphead and mugman : bruh
XD
*Distant angry The House noises*
Depends on which ending you consider canon...
I mean, he’s not wrong. Put a soul on the line and you always lose. Except for Johnny. Johnny was a badass.
😂😢😂😢
Alastor: "Remember this song, and I bid you adieu!"
Nostalgic me 5 years later: *"Oh, I will."*
Imma leave some glitter to find in 5 years fr u ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
Imma leave some text to find in 5 years fr u
Imma leave some E’s to find in 5 years fr u
E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E
Imma leave a 👁️👄👁️ to find in 5 years fr u
"Mary on a-
Mary on a-
Mary on a cross."
This actually matched Husk’s backstory. The line, “Play your cards wrong and I’ll see you soon.”
Husker gambled his soul to him
Yup
The entire 2nd chorus does
Mhm
Yeah but husk used to be an overlord so nah
Husk still has his power, but he is now controlled by alastor
Around 2:13 or so...
Now with the actual show out, the sentence "when you gamble souls, the house will always win" has a totally different meaning.
Ofcourse husk backstory
Husskkk😭
2:10
Its 2:10
Husk currently sobbing on the floor 💀
everyone's complaining about how alastor doesn't seem like alastor in this song or just complaining about those complainers, but like- can we talk about how the singer actually sounds like alastor?
maybe i'm stupid and the singer is the voice actor behind alastor but like- wow
edit :: yo i didn't make this comment about the clashing genres i made it about the singer
Dont say that about you, you are a great person that its just giving his opinion
He does indeed sound like alastor
alastor's voice actor is ed bosco, and his singing voice in the show is gabriel brown (black gryph0n), and in the beginning on the featuring page it shows vocals as sam haft so it's not his regular actor but he still absolutely killed it :)
It's how the two genres don't go together yes the lyrics fit the character but the mix of that and Metal do not go together well
The lyrics are also very much alastor like
Alastor: I'm Alastor. Wanna make a deal?
random person: No.
Alastor: But I told you my name-
random person: *understandable, have a great day*
Have a great eternal soul enslavement*
Yeah that woud probably happen right now
wait so if alastor tells them his name their soul is his?
@@birthdaycake32 no they were just making a joke about the lyrics from the song
RandomThough ohh mk
Got to be my favourite Alastor song- it just perfectly encapsulates Alastors whole demenaor and personality, his "willingness" to help others just to screw them over for his own amusement, wrapped up nicely in a very catchy swing rhythm song!
it is a masterpiece in my opinion
This song actually really gives Alastor a sinister vibe as a deal maker and the visuals in the video are incredible because you see Alastor’s deal making in action.
This is an electro swing version of poor unfortunate souls
Alastor likes Electro Swing Canonically
More like an electro swing version of Friends On The Other Side
ikr, lol
@@IcyDiamond honestly that fits so much better-
Sorry but the only thing I can think of when you say 'Electro Swing' is the dance from Fortnite, since that was my favorite emote in the game back when I used to play it.
Wanna play a game?
Victms: No
Alastor: My name is Alastor
Victms: Shit, now I NEED to play
a shit here we go again
Stolen
@@minshookiestudios3182 No one cares
Me: see you in hell Alastor
min shookie studio's No One Doesn’t Care, Almost Everything Is Stolen, So Shut Up
This is an absolutely masterpiece. I really like how the music suddenly turns from jazz style into rock, and then just as abruptly back. In one word - a wonderful work.
I'ma head cannon that Adam taught him how to do that.
Sam actually explained the entirety of Husk and Nifty’s lore 3 years before the show came out and none of us noticed
What's nifty's lore ?
I’m pretty sure alastor just liked her and tricked her into making a deal
Sam probably was told by Vivzie during the making of the show bc he made the ost
@@Nobody98928 we dont know if he owns her soul. He just views her as a joke
@@starman2334 we don’t know for sure but I just assumed because he was able to summon her in the pilot. She also doesn’t seem to be very independent from Alastor. I could be wrong though.
How Alastor is presented in the show: *Terrifying, powerful demon*
How Alastor is seen by the fans: *Deer boi*
Alaster is like the biggest sinner that revels in dragging people down with him and people tend to forget that..
People tend to look at Alastor as classy cuddly boy, and not as a truly evil character.
*ahem* (places sexy in between deer and boi) there we go.
wait...A DEER? omg im so stupid,how did i never noticed his little horns
Jordan Boyd I mean... a lot of people are into that
There are 2 types of people:
1. The live chat.
2. The comment section.
I said "the man behind the slaughter" and that chat was nothing but a slog of memes for like an hour after
Live chat is always filled with degenerates that read nothing but their own comments. At least people read other comments in the comment section 🤷♂️
Im number 2 cuz i never catch the live one while actually signed into my account TwT
*SNEGG*
The funny thing is it’s so true 😂😂
It's interesting that the underlying melody here is pretty similar to the one used in the 2024 Hazbin Hotel opening theme. In fact, in episode 5 when Husk angers Alastor, there is a moment (14:24 in EP 5) an almost identical melody starts playing.
i didn’t even notice that wow
Probably because Sam Haft worked on both :3
Looking back at this song, the voice actor here and from Hazbin Hotel for Alastor really do sound similar, atleast to me
Yeah yeah. I hear it too
The Living Tombstone: * Creates a song for a fandom without being asked *
Fandom: * Complains happily *
Hi Lumine.
@@fireylegacy2396 Hewwo!
I feel so called out rn
@@fumarc4501 OwO sorry
@Lapis Lazuli never apologize for being right.
The Living Tombstone: Takes a year’s break
The Living Tombstone (1 year later): Have a song.. Have another one! Another one, ANOTHER ONE! Oᴋ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ
Juuuussstt ONE song!
He didn’t take a break, he was working on a game.
@@killzone1401 Oh! Cool, what game is it? I never realized he was working on a game.
Ivy Slater it’s called in sound mind, i think he made the music for the game.
Well I love these songs so its good they made them
Anyone in 2024? This was what we had back in 2020 when only addict and inside every demon there is a rainbow 🥹 (nostalgic)
2:00
Living tombstone predicted husk being an overlord in the past
Fr?!??!
no.
GAMBLE SOULS????
I JUST FUCKING REALIZED THAT
I mean Sam Haft actually works on the music for Hazbin Hotel, soo..
Comments: *People actually talking about the video *
Live chat: *danganronpa*
true
And CHEEGG
@@nsfw_bread Now CHEGG IS LOVE CHEGG IS LIFE
Now it's chegg doesn't hate fnaf or chegg x fnaf lol
Bread
All this sounds like is: hippity hoppety your souls are my property.
That's it, that's the song
Asgore dreemurr wants to know your location
Hi
I’m gonna go to hell just so I can ask him to do a live version of this
@LykanSpeed oh, no! You will not die in hell, lord, no! Ahahah!
*if you are in hell means you already died*
i like how the living tombstone knows all the fuckin lore before its even out just like the fnaf songs they know all the loer
Yeah 😂
i think one of the living tombstone actually is a writer for hazbin songs
I like how Alastor mentioned about husk with mentioning gambling souls
The fun part is the creator didn’t know that yet but this song aged like fine wine
@@ThatUglyGamerThe song was written by Sam Haft who played a big role in the shows creation so I wouldn’t be surprised if he knew about husks lore before anyone else
alastor himself is gambling for souls all overlords are so yeah lol
Another detail is that during the rock music segment Alastor looks like a puppet, and we now know he's on a leash.
*_Alastor: * Talking about creepy things *_*
*_Later: SoRrY i DoN't MeAn To AlArM yOu_*
"May I speak now?" I mean he might be a murderer but he's got manners
@@rosenrot234 also follows the Coronavirus rule. "obey the 5 foot rule please.."
Professionals have standards
Lauren Ansell yes obey it
@@ericthecat9240 hi Alastor
Everyone: That dont sound like alastor wtf
Me who forgot to rewatch hazbin: yep thats alastor
Ok but the song it's still a pretty poggers song
i thought it was the real actor lol
It’s close enough
I tried to compare, and I think it sounds pretty close. Maybe it's the lack of static-iness to his voice in this song that he usually has in the show.
@@NanaOfTheMonsters which he only has because its makes him more intimidating, he can talk normally as far as i know
The Living Tombstone always makes amazing music 😭 I luv it
Fun fact, Sam Haft (part of TLT) worked on all of the music for Hazbin Hotel
@@TheCryingOne Oo cool :0
This is so incredibly nostalgic considering I remember watching it when it just came out, 4 years later we got the actual show and I couldn't be happier for this song
I dont understand why people are saying this doesnt fit Alastor he is a dealmaker even in the pilot episode that he likes to make deals while he may not be able to be summoned but he seems the kind of guy to find sadistic entertainment in watching people and double crossing them for thier souls
Some don’t want to learn and just get likes and comments to look popular
It's just that the Chorus is too "Five Nights at Freddy's". The rest perfectly fit him, I believe.
@@tiramocha5187 That is EXACTLY what went through my head. When it just shows his face during the chorus, the lyrics and voice remind me so much of FNAF it just makes me unable to take it seriously, or think it's good. The rest of the song though? Mostly amazing, with just a few rhymes of questionable quality.
Everyone says this
But I see no comments saying this doesn’t fit him
"while he may not be able to be summoned"
Is that even true though? Alastor seems like someone who would humor being 'summoned' if he thought it'd lead to an entertaining situation for him.
Alastor in 1929: This is fun to watch
*Alastor in 2020: OH WOW THIS IS FUN TO WATCH*
Alastor in 2021: i would like to thank the the lord for the gift of 2020 and PRAISE JESUS
@@kingjj4116 no alastor hates the power of Christianity boi
@@MrBrick404 you are correct
@@MrBrick404 I caused 2020
@@MrBrick404 it made a deal and lost
I personally love that he used silhouette animation..
April 2024 people:
Here!
eeaa
Over here!
Ye dude
EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So I'm guessing that this is about alaster tricking living people into deals where he gives them riches and love but in exchange they become his slave in hell when they die. This would explain all those black spirits he controls to do many tasks in the show.(Taking down serpentious' ship is a good example)
If this dude got a hold of Stolas’s grimoire from Helluva Boss, he could access the living world and do whatever he wants. Just imagine all the deaths caused by the power he possesses...
@@h.t.awesome3822 definitely one of the most powerful demons in the show, if not then the most powerful
I mean, they're all in hell, and probably in the same universe, so.. That COULD happen. Who knows.
Actually Alastor doesn’t care about power...he only cares of seeing and causing misery...but he is just watching until Charlie is ready to make a deal
Well, if he ever wanted power, that means he could cause more misery. All the misery he wanted.
*”Why do people do anything?”* *”Out of sheer absolute boredom!”*
@@ashidraws2621 Thanks for reminding me
Thank you Dino Jesus, very cool
@@Marc-uh3tz *🙏 D O R I M E🙏*
me when i take a poop
My man is spitting facts
1:07 YOO THIS PART IS SO GOOD
This song hits harder after we found out that Husk literally gambled his soul away to Alastor
I really want Alastor to just be humming this song in a future episode as a refrence!
YESSSS MAKE IT CANON!!!
Please I would PAY to see that happen.
HELL yeah
It's possible Aviv added this song to a play list titled favorites so viv knows it exists and somewhat likes it
Need!
I like to think the two humans are Husk and Nifty.
The woman was greedy and just wanted new stuff and materialistic things (How Nifty got her name)
The man wanted love, but eventually gave up and now is cold and uncaring (How Husk got his name)
I would love this to be canon
I think Nifty is younger herself, and she likes older boys
no. shes an adult. mid-30s, like angel dust.
@@iolosef
Bro I thought she was a child
Edit: This song is an inspiration of Alastor, but nice theory!
Actually seems like that's reversed nifty wanting love and husker wanting the money
YO ERA SEGUIDOR DE LA GRASA 🗣🗣🗣❗❗❗
The fact that TLT made this song and when Hazbin hotel finally got released, Sam Haft (1/2 TLT) is the one who made HH songs ❤
The instrumental in the beginning is also used in the show when husk talks about alastor being on a leash
i love how he included Alastors lack of care for other peoples personal space
The irony is that he himself hates being touched
@@King-Hammurabi well, that's basically normal for entp mbti type - i can relate XD
Damn good point
@Jellopudding Productions it's probably not Charlie
Jellopudding Productions seeing as Charlie was born in hell it probably isn’t charlie
Alastor: ok so if you make a deal with me ill enslave your soul for all eternity in hell when you die
Also Alastor: sorry did I alarm you?
the way he's super op and scary but very respectful at the same time is why I love him
@@pr1nc3_58 he’s just a born gentleman. *tips fedora
gentleman
@@pr1nc3_58 he seems like the main character in video games, yes he could be evil forever and enslave everyone, but he just doesn’t feel like it
@@jett9631 he's too important for that
Great job this song is amazing
I might have found a spoiler for season 2. At 1:17 when Alastor says “your tired of feeling awful small,” Niftys character turns around looking embarrassed. The full line is “but you have a lovely little secret you’re tired of feeling awful small so you gave Mr. Alastor a call to make a deal because you’re hungry for all the sights you want to see them earthly delights you feel you need them your appetites I’ll help you feed them be your sweet radio demon” this could mean Nifty was unhappy not being treated seriously and Alastor tricked her into making a deal by promising her he will protect her and give her power and fortune. Directly after this he says “but once your hunger has abated don’t forget your friend who waited watched as you indulged your thirst and did I mention that your cursed” my theory is that later in the series Nifty will try to leave and Alastor won’t let her and we will get her full backstory. Or maybe this is about something entirely different and I’m just over thinking it.
dude this is so cool?!
Alastor: goes full demon, distorted voice, blaring guitar riffs, ''I'm the nightmare on the dark side of the Moon'' ''Play your cards wrong and I'LL SEE YOU SOON''
Also Alastor: ''Sorry I don't mean to alarm you :D ''
(“💧OHHHHH GOOOON⭐️” has entered the chat)
(“💧OHHHHH GOOOON⭐️” is typing)
“cArDs?!
@FROST902 YT I would die from cuteness from that
@@_Cold_River_ I'd die from Cringe.
ikr
:D
Alastor: "Just sign on the line and we can be friends!"
Me, an introvert: *Yes.*
Mood
I feel called out XD
So true tho
That doesn’t make any sense. If you’re truly introverted you would be skeptical since you’d believe that normies are shallow, conceited, and deceitful people, right?
Mr. Sinister sounds more like trust issues then being introverted
Remember being obsessed with this song in 2021
i remember being OBSESSED with this at age 10. now hazbin hotel is trending on tiktok and it feels so nostalgic to me 😭😭
Congrats at your 13 birthday
@@mentallyillfinger i turned 14 this year but thank you 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Oh happy birthday to you I'm turning 13 this year and same i use to like it too in fact listen to it all the time *break rule and watch the show at the age 13 instead of 16*
Alastor: "You only live once"
Rasputin: "Are you sure about that"
In Western Countries, you go to hell.
In Soviet Union, hell go to you.
Cats: Am I joke to you?
@@Laurenhasithandled do you want my honest answer?
@@alphawolf7417 what is it
@@Laurenhasithandled probably yes.
“The world is a stage and the stage is a world of entertainment”-Alastor
-shakespeare
That IS true, the world is entertaining~
@@harrymerrifield7244 Shakespeare said that the actors are the people not the world of entertaiment thing
@@abieskyevalin1191 ah shit, still not an original line though,
@@abieskyevalin1191 from a song
This feels so good to listen to when Hazbin Hotel officially came out in January
Found this song, found hazbin hotel, then watched it, now back again
"when you gamble souls, The house always wins"
Jotaro: Tell that to D'arby
R-rRRRRRRRR-RRRRAISE?!
Darby when listening to that line: 👁👄👁 so that was a fucking lie
you mean: Barbie?
iS tHaT a JoJo ReFeReNcE?
Is that a jojo reference
To the people who are like he is not anything like the actual character, think about how screwed up he actually was in his past....
And some people are saying he isn't subtle, and instead straightforward unlike the song shows, but in the song he's straightforward too. Literally he's saying all the good things you'll get but once you die your soul is all mine. To me that's pretty straightforward.
Why would he need to be subtle? This is the exact same demon who broadcasts all over hell. He's literally a known powerful demon.
Nah, making and streaming absolute massacres, thats not that bad...
@@egg1677 that makes it even WORSE - he gives you the best hand you could possibly have(noted about mentioning playing your cards right/wrong) by making it obvious what will happen like you said - yet in the end, you STILL lose
This makes him looks like he deals souls like satan
everyone before the show came out: he doesnt sound like him at all
me after the pilot comes out: THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIM EXACTLY
It does sound more like Gabriel's singing from the pilot
Alastor se fue al infierno por haber sido grasosos :'v
"If I tell you my name, you have to play too." Beetlejuice vibes.
I didnt think of that
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, beet-
BETELGEUSE!
BETELGEUSE!
BETELGEUSE!!
Sorry I'm also a person of culture lol
Demon vibes, really. Usually not an issue for lesser demons, but greater and arch demons usually had to give up their names to gain power beyond their means... And to give up your name leaves you a slave to any that know of it and speak it with commanding tone.
At least I'm not the only one who made that comparison! LOL!
2:11 I love how he says "When you gamble souls the house will always win", it sounds like he's mocking Husk even though this was made long before the actual show lol
The songwriter works in the show...
@@Ramsey276one yeah, he was hired after this song released to the public
you think 3 years ago they already thought of that?
@@Ramsey276one
@@Ramsey276one you reallly think that they would have a whole story planned ready to be released? because they did the piolt to see if people liked it and lots of changes can happen so we don't know if any of the story was planned anyway
@@turtletail5806 knowing what they planned and what they didn't will depend on their honesty when asked about it.
XD
Hello when this might be even more nostalgic
3 years after the release, this is still a banger song
Yup
"The world is a stage! And the stage is a world of entertainment."
" *did i mention that you cursed?* "
I replied to break this reply chain before it happened because haha I go *BRRRRRRRRRRR*
Oh hell no the radio demon himself is here
Wanna be.
Father why do you ignore me
The Living Tombstone literally has every fandom song oml
You already know
What about Miraculous tales of Lady Bug and cat noir?(｡•́︿•̀｡)
@@elianyalcantara8251 *cough* gacha *cough* lol
@@paravalent7974 i'm just part of the Miraculous fandom (^～^;)ゞ lol
@@elianyalcantara8251 I watch Miraculous and I think it's good but I don't think it's worth a song honestly.
This song hits hard 🎉
You’re telling me this song has just been sitting here for 3 years?!
I know right
It truly show who alastor was
....
“Well I’m starved who wants some jambalaya?!”
I LITERALLY STARTED MAKING REFERENCES AFTER THIS VID BUT THIS IS GOLD
My mother had a great recipie for jambalaya, in fact it almost killed her! The kick was straight out of hell! Wo- ho! I'm on a roll!!!
@@kodykhaliq1451 My mother one showed me an wonderful recipe for jambalaya! In Fact, IT NEARLY KILLED HER! YOU CAN SAY IT KICKED HER RIGHT OUT OF HELL! OHOHOH, I'M ON A ROLL!
@@der_saftmon well that's better...
Sound great to me
Change my mind:
*2020 is Alastor's Edgy Drama Show*
Won’t put it past him
His co producer is god
More like Ringleader Alastor's Circus of Wonderful Insanity
gru
"HAHAHA aaaaaah. So many orphans."
Awesome!🎉
really cool!!!
"when you gamble souls the house will always win"
literally Husk's backstory
Except that Husk was the house (i think al challenged him instead of the other way around)
@@spaghttihusk went to alastor when he made some bad decisions and decided to double down
@@Koroth0correct
Yeah
i literally just watched a short and it had this song, i heard these lyrics and came straight to this places comment section
Comments: I don't like this song. It doesn't suit Alastor
Vivzi: **screaming on Twitter about how this song is amazing**
Vivzi has a good taste of music 👌
Agreed
People have a weird vision of the fanon Alastor, not the canon Alastor. It's sad how toxic the fandom is starting to become, despite how young it is.
I think it's awesome!
@@WyxienTheFox I'm not surprised. Fangirls are some of the most toxic brings on this planet.
JEEZ THIS IS GOOD
If my memory isn't wrong aren't these the same guys now in charge of the song for the actual show?
You are correct my friend
@@user-gy6uc8yf9lgood to know!
Alastor: Enjoy all your toys i will supply
Me: *Haha Hotwheels go brrr*
haha demonic car go brrr
Alastor: So kid, I hear you want a complete Amiibo collection. What can I do for you?
AL: I can literally do basically anything and you asked for a fucking hot wheels?
Kid: :(
Haha LEGO go:
“AH SHIT IT HURTS THE PAIN OH GOD!!”
Haha omnitrix go
OH DEAR LORD, ITS SO PAINFUL. WHY IS THIS A THING
Alastor : “Play your cards wrong and I will see you soon!”
Husk : *”well shit...”*
.-.DX
thats why hes in hazbin hotel
*Well shit indeed Husker!*
Y e s
This is basically how Alastor meet niffy and husk-
the play your cards part played as soon as I read this comment
It's perfect really !
Still listening since it's the release fucken banger
Vivizepop: I made a song for Alastor.
The Living Tombstone: *Well, yes. But actually, no.*
Where?
I think he means the song Alastor sung in the pilot
Can we also take a moment to point out just how fucking off putting the song is in every stage. Normal Alastor singing: Creepy friend who has given you a favor. Metal Alastor: That friend when ever you go out to dinner.
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
The comments : STOP SAYING THIS DOESN’T FIT ALASTOR-
Me : *TRYING TO FIND COMMENTS THAT SAY THAT*
[darling in the franxx reference goes here]
True story!
Chimkin Nugglet okie c:
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
I found one oml-
the living tombstone always cooks something good
Why did I hear this 3 years later..
you missed too much
"I'm your first last resort"
Me: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
SUFFICATION NO BREATHING DON'T GIVE A F** IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
@@StarSlayyer Do you even care if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong?, would it be right?
If I took my life tonight
@@dumbsdubs_7736 Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And I'm contemplating suicide
My last resort is my mom....plz help
At this point, there are more people complaining about people complaining than actual complainers.
its the fnaf 4 song's comments section all over again
XD
Isn't your comment now a comment that complains about comments that complain about comments that complain about the song?
@@thefanboy3285 Isn't your comment a complain about complaining about complaining about complaining this doesn't fit Alastor?
@@ericdillingham7591 Nope. My comment was an observation on how the original post may be a comment about complaining about comments complaining about comments complaining that the song doesn't fit Alastor. That's why I used " Isn't ... now ... ?"
LYRICS BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT
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I've got a game I wanna show you
If I tell you my name, you'll have to play too
I've been here for years, biding my time
Waiting and primed until I could find you
Just sign on a line and we can be friends
I'll be here for you until your world ends
Enjoy all your toys, I will supply
You only live once and you'll be mine the
Day you die, I'll have my payment
Your eternal soul's enslavement
Did you divine our dark arrangement?
You were lovely entertainment
The dark desires you've been serving
You can bet that you're deserving
No regret for who you're hurting
Why, it's almost like you're flirting
Come into my world, take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I'm your first last resort so call me
When you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon
Sorry, I don't mean to alarm you
If you ask me to stay, I would be charmed to
You all have such cozy little lives
How do you survive like that, I wish I knew
But you've got a lovely little secret
You're tired of feeling awful small, SO YOU
Give Mr. Alastor a call to make a deal
Because you're hungry
For the sights, you wanna see them,
Earthly delights, you feel you need them
Your appetites, I'll help you feed them
I'll be your sweet radio demon
And once your hunger has abated
Don't forget your friend who waited
Watched as you endulged your thirst and
Did I mention that you're cursed?
Come into my world, take a look at me
I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon
I'm your first last resort
So call me when you need a helping hand
Play your cards wrong and I'll see you soon
You lay your chips out on the table now
When you gamble souls, the house will always win
I'm double dealing in betrayal
And I'm here to catch my payout
I hope it was worth the life of sin
Welcome to my world, take a look around
Inside your nightmare, deep beyond the mortal veil
You made a wrong turn at the crossroads
Now you're at the final episode, eternity with me in hell
Pleasure to play, how I enjoyed you
Suffice to say when I play, I don't lose
Collect on the debts that you accrued
It was such a gas, I really am amused
Have a dark thought, I'm right beside you
A casual whisper just to guide you
Look over your shoulder and I'm gone
Remember this song and I bid you adieu
I remember watching this like 4 years ago and when I saw the show I was like oh yeah I remember Alastor
Everybody gangsta till the strawberry pimp takes your soul
Haha!
B r u h
that sounds like fun tho idc
He looks like a strawberry pen!
* W H E E Z E *
Alastor: “I am the nightmare on the.. “
My brain: ..elm street?
Same
Underrated coment
[I am the nightmare on the dark side of the moon]
@@alastor1731 No you're on elm street now.
sesame
It’s so sad time flies! This is so nostalgic 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 3 years ago!
It is nostalgic now
"Wait... It's all a game?"
Alastor thus pulled out the gun.
"Always hazbin."
Your not wrong also sign the contract
No
@@lewisprogramming4215 yes
@@cartersaul2505 gladly you can HAVE my soul
@@cartersaul2505 it says here in the contract a soul not *my* soul is that a typo?
Hazbin Hotel fans: Hazbin Hotel needs more exposure.
TLT: Now this looks like a job for me!
I was gonna make a joke mixing mom's spaghetti and hh but im not that smart
I hate saying this but to a German, HH fans doesn't sound very friendly
The captain's log theres some toxic people you just need to find the good crowd in the fandom.
@@PastelliFox I don't have a problem with this guy, just calling it HH sounds like you know, heil h***er, which is why I'm kinda cringing at that and also why I said HH fans sounds bad...
I understand it but my mind doesn't personally jump straight to Heil Hitler at the acronym HH- idk tho I guess it just depends person to person
this is fire🔥🔥
Absolutely love how you guys did an official remix of Poison.
they also did the actual soundtrack
People: complaining that the song doesn’t fit Alastor. Real life: people complaining about people complaining about the song not fitting Alastor
unus annus
Andrew Nunn memento mori my friend
People forgot that he's a demon feared by the entire fucking Hell
@@Eggy_The_Egg exactly
I never thought I'd meet an Annus...
Just now reailzed that the end isn't just the sets being removed. He's dragging the two to hell. That's what you get for playing with a demon.
no lol
@@zuiivel5309 yes rofl
They maybe even had a chance for heaven
@@BeeWaifu n
@@bruhdosky8073 You need a soul to get to Heaven, and demons are known for bargaining in souls.
It is absolutely crazy that a little fan song got Sam Haft, to be the writer of the actual songs for *BOTH* HellaVerse shows
This still so good
I don't know if you realized it, but at minute 1:20 how much alastor says "being tired of feeling small" pointed at the girl, because he knows that she is not happy with what she has, on the other hand the boy does not flinch For the things he offers, but there is something he wants and Alastor knows it, that's why when he says "so you" he refers to the boy, with that he already had them both to make a contract
And when he says "lovely little secret" he means what deep down each one wants, she comforts and money and he probably wants her to love him or be loved by someone else.
interesting
Ooooooo
Wow
This was when girls where considered weak I do believe
Oh that make sense
“How do you survive” hit the most out of all the song. The tone and how he asked seemed just like alastor
It's almost like he doesn't understand how people can be happy when they're not utterly debasing themselves
I read this comment right when he said that
Love this!
Uff what a great song 😃❤️